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# The sneaky Fokkers

have put a new bird in the sky squadron leader.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 2:18, archived)
#
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 2:32, archived)
# Ooh, that's rather nice.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 2:44, archived)
# that's the squadron commander
sir!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 2:44, archived)
# Yay 4 butterflies!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 2:59, archived)
# i can
only see three
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 3:27, archived)
# I work in a 24hour bar...
i am sleepy and tired so i made moi une petite chum. his wee name is peanutbutterjelly!

"


made from authentic apple, toothpicks, bottle tops,mixer sticks,shoe polish (found at the very back of the cupboard) and a fetching brolly...
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 2:09, archived)
#
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 2:11, archived)
# haha!
foam party tiem?

"
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 2:16, archived)
# fuck me you
are bored.. nobody about then?
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 2:16, archived)
# nope and to prove it
here he is sitting on the shelf with the whisky bottle worth £210 per shot...!


"

Its the 50year old "millenuim macallen" round thing under his bottom...


(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 2:26, archived)
# shiiiit!
look at the quality of that whiskey!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 3:17, archived)
# Bathie teim!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 2:22, archived)
# I'd like one of these for Christmas please!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 2:15, archived)
#
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 2:15, archived)
# Arf!
Cracking wee fella. Though why are you not using Cillit Bang?
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 2:18, archived)
# Cock your face, Tory Boy
Fuck on Tuesday
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 2:24, archived)
# I admire your sausages
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 2:30, archived)
# please, where find the shitbucket?
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 2:31, archived)
# Mop handle
do not held significant revenue within burger bar
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 2:34, archived)
# Equalibrium can be restored after flush
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 2:37, archived)
# Shotgun to the anus.
Unfortunate incidents do thus occur
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 2:38, archived)
# How does a brolly feltch?
I am not very sleepy, but I'm hungry.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 2:20, archived)
# same way as everybody else
you use a straw or simila.... oh, I get it.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 2:33, archived)
# The Sheen was there when the Hindenburg exploded
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 2:05, archived)
# It's like the Eye of Sauron
only with added Sheen
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 2:06, archived)
# Anti-Sheen, surely?
Arf!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 2:08, archived)
# ashully......
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 2:14, archived)
# Hahaha
Tourist Guy was also there
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 2:19, archived)
# Chief Reporter for Pearoaster News Reels.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 2:25, archived)
# ..
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:53, archived)
# was thinking of a possible aberdeen bash
in the future at sometime perhaps possibly maybe
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 2:05, archived)
# Me!
Im in aberdeen and would like to join the partees
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 2:10, archived)
# hmm
t'was duke of prunes idea..will start making a note of anyone I think might come.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 2:15, archived)
# I've never been to aberdeen
it could be a whole new experience.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 2:28, archived)
# its similar to b3ta
very grey
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 2:32, archived)
# ..
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:52, archived)
# because you'd like that, wouldn't you
cracker-ass white boy
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 2:06, archived)
# YEAH
YEAH YEAH REALLY!! and 50 YEARS AGO, you wouldnt even have the INTERNETS SO WAHAHAHA
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 2:12, archived)
# erm...
you know that that was michael richards not jason alexander, right...?
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 3:05, archived)
# really
so does that face look like fricking jason alexander ?
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:43, archived)
[challenge entry] The panto is finally here....
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:45, archived)
# That's a "Woo" Sugar-Tits!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:49, archived)
# Very pantseatflyer.
Woo to that.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:51, archived)
# Haha!
I almost thought that was Wogan.
/Apologises to Sir Terry
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:51, archived)
# make the stars
into little stars of david, and you've got a winnar
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:59, archived)
# a
nice thought
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 2:02, archived)
# hope it synchs...

(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:36, archived)
# glumph!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:36, archived)
# ?
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:38, archived)
# I hope it sinks.
not really.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:39, archived)
# It's nice,
but shouldn't it be t'other way round, I'm guessing BR and TR mean bottom and top right? If so you've got them mixed up. :)

If not I am a stupid wanker and I should perhaps shut up.




;)
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:41, archived)
# woo!



(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:43, archived)
# nice i like
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:51, archived)
# Aaarrrgh
Must. Tear. Gaze. From. Hyp. Notic. Gif.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 2:23, archived)
# yes
you are 100% correct - i felt some reversal was in order!
:)
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:51, archived)
# Not syncing, but still is odd enough to be Woo!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:42, archived)
# I like it
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:44, archived)
# it's
goatse!!!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:47, archived)
# I like it!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:55, archived)
# Nice
took me ages to notice the barbed-wire theme.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 2:26, archived)
# I actually am going to bed now
but before I do have this from a source image I used and reflects my immediate, post-bedtime future...

(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:35, archived)
# Me too
gnigkght
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:39, archived)
# that gets a woo from me
and I likewise am headed to bed

g'night b3ta

hello lesbian porn site
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:40, archived)
[challenge entry] This took far too long


and is actually a bit shit. Anyway, cfb and all, now that I am now off evening support I can go to bed. Night all.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:18, archived)
#

and with this i am done.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:25, archived)
# your done??
thank feck
it was the only way i was gonna sleep
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:27, archived)
# i thought i told you to stop
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:30, archived)
# i do not take orders from you.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:31, archived)
# Head still hurting, well then--try this!
well then--try this!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:34, archived)
# That's boring
good night!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:36, archived)
# self treppaning kit?
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:37, archived)
# Might need long arms!
Better to ask a friend to help.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:39, archived)
# A know a few people that need one of those...
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:58, archived)
# you will or i will send my ninja cats to dispatch you
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:35, archived)
# Talking about whatcha' are you?
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:26, archived)
# Joe Pasquale
I'm going to be so disappointed next time I watch star wars and don't hear his voice when darth vader is on screen.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:29, archived)
# Haha
I know, he was almost made for the part wasn't he?
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:33, archived)
# hahah
Don't typecast Gary
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:42, archived)
# Tierd time
image deleted
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:16, archived)
# i have such a raging headache.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:21, archived)
# please stop
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:24, archived)
# no.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:31, archived)
# PLEEEEAASSSEEE!
i don't want to get angry, you won't like me when i'm angry
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:32, archived)
# Dont make me Ang Lee?
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:38, archived)
# night night


/goes off to bed also
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:24, archived)
# Appologies
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

Right, now to make something different...
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:10, archived)
# Yoink!
Dead Burds

and I just made these sandwiches for you.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:10, archived)
# all this is...
...making me sick...1ksngkslsjngak!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:16, archived)
# Are those chillis?
WANT
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:18, archived)
# Tomatoes, chillis
cheese, ham, mustard and brown sauce. It's making my eyes sweat.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:22, archived)
# yummarama
i read the contents and started drooling even though i had udon chilli noodles for beaky!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:31, archived)
#
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:19, archived)
# BRAW
HAVE CHIPS WITH THAT
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:32, archived)
# WAAAAAA!!
*has seisure*
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:37, archived)
# fucking hell thats nasty.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:11, archived)
# The question is
WHY WERE THE DOGS BEING FILMED SHAGGING?
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:12, archived)
# it turns me on!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:13, archived)
# Much less two male dogs!!!
Filth!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:13, archived)
# maybe they found it supriseingly hot
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:13, archived)
# why the hell do you have that clip?
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:12, archived)
# it was on the links board today so i made the dog eat the sick!!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:14, archived)
# as you do
:)
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:32, archived)
# im not sheening that. ew.
gross.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:15, archived)
# WAA!
it looks like some freaky... mouth thing *is flabergasted (did i spell that right?)*
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:11, archived)
#
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:13, archived)
# Oh my
shitting christ!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:15, archived)
# I recognised that red background
and I pressed back petty sharpish
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:15, archived)
# Well done.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:17, archived)
# oh no ...
not again..
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:16, archived)
# Thats you that is.

auto reply No:152
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:21, archived)
# you love it...
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:24, archived)
# They are all yours.
www.porkhole.net/keara.html

whatever you do DONT DOWNLOAD Zentastic.com/videos/bmevideo-3.wmv
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:28, archived)
# ill save you some time here..
you'll have to do a lot of something, i cant think of any thing right now but alot of it,
to get me near one more of your links.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:36, archived)
# Fair enough.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:39, archived)
#
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:15, archived)
# i want those 23.33KB of my life back
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:15, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeee
*dies*
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:15, archived)
# that's very nasty
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:17, archived)
# Believe it or not, i started making these pics after having a recurring nightmare
of being chased through the streets by THIS BEAST
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:20, archived)
# a scottatoo!
I like him
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:29, archived)
# fabtastic stuff


and a yay
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:19, archived)
# That is
Most woosome!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 2:30, archived)
# I just finished this
thought you might like a bit of an old viddy

(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:03, archived)
# CDCs for life!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:04, archived)
#
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:09, archived)
# would this be a paradox?

if you sheen'd this?
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:15, archived)
# he sees no seams
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:21, archived)
# Needs more spunky bit for eye drops.
Poor alex.

Woooooooooo
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:09, archived)
# hahaha!
*starts watching the movie cause he has nothing better to do with his life*
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:09, archived)
# Cock-eyed little freak!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:14, archived)
[challenge entry] the new Dracula...
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:02, archived)
# GUURGE BUSH IS AN IDIOT LLOOL
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:06, archived)
# ...and Charlie Sheen isn't?...
...(ha ha...same ref pic).
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:15, archived)
# if i were less drunk id make a better job of it than this
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:58, archived)
# If that were true...
...I`d never eat scotch eggs again!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:58, archived)
# i would eat more
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:02, archived)
# ^this
woo!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:23, archived)
# I knew my guinea pig
tasted great
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:59, archived)
#
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:02, archived)
# must try HARDER
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:03, archived)
# noooooooo,
my guinea pigs are not made of scotch eggs
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:05, archived)
# Sheen this!


/edit: how to sheen a sheen? mmm? do you accept the challenge doctor?
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:56, archived)
# yes, i have sheen it
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:57, archived)
# Don`t worry, somebody will!
Or maybe someone could gnop it...
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:57, archived)
# I will gnops it
wait a min
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:01, archived)
# My first gnop

Not great but hey!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:07, archived)
# I was beaten!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:08, archived)
# Yours looks better though.
You have gnop experience.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:09, archived)
# He's looking a lot like
Desperate Dan
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:17, archived)
# not so much a gnops


more of a slip
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:22, archived)
# sheen on
you crazy diamond!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:57, archived)
# link begone!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:01, archived)
#
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:59, archived)
# Fish
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:01, archived)
# CAT
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:08, archived)
# meow.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:10, archived)
# and that, dear sirs, is why i love b3ta
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:19, archived)
# YEAH! CASINO ROYALE WAS GOOD
*cough*

FUCK this isnt the Casual Paedo's messageboard
I THOUGHT U THOUGHT I WAS A BAD beta-ite
im just Satan
er...
Charie Sheen shines/KILLS umpteen ...


ANNOYING SHITS LIKE ME
you love me really
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:56, archived)
# Hurray!
I arrived in time to enjoy the troll!


Hey, HEY! YOU! Yeah, you!























Suck my balls.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:58, archived)
# i thought caSHEENo royal was better.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:03, archived)
# *unignores*

Not much flaming going on.

*reignores*
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:08, archived)
# must have passed out!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:12, archived)
#
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:38, archived)
# THOUGHT SOME (P)INTELLIGENT PEOPLE WOULD LIKE ITS HUMOUR
...or is that sexy, turn-on value?

Could little old dickwad (me) finally get the coppers in to destroy b3ta. If there's one thing more horible than paedos [NOT SAYING I HATE MYSELF - yet -] its snooping detectives!

Quimjizz and cockmung... sCUNThorpe
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:41, archived)
#
*ignores*
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:43, archived)
# I hope you go fucking blind
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:43, archived)
# Why are trolls so
utterly confusing?
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:43, archived)
# what's a troll?
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:52, archived)
# he ;lives under a brige okay so there, how do you like it?
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:53, archived)
# with cheese of course!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:55, archived)
# no he doesnt.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:56, archived)
# OH YES HE DOES.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:01, archived)
# Your mum!!!

auto answer No:134
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:56, archived)
#
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:44, archived)
# Its already been four minutes...
...why`s it taking so long for dr dyslexia to put a sheen in this image?
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:48, archived)
# BECASU EIM A FAGGOT, OKAY?
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:51, archived)
# YAY! SHEEN TEIM!
Better late than never :o)
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:56, archived)
# pffft
woo :)
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:58, archived)
# ahhh
very good..
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:54, archived)
# THOUGHT SOME GOOD ACTORS WOULD LIKE ITS ACTING
...or is that sexy, ACtTOR NAMED ChARLIE SHEEN value?

Could little old dickwad (YOU) finally get the ACTORS in to destroy CHARLIE'S ACTRING CARRER?. If there's one thing more horible than paedos [NOT SAYING I HATE MYSELF - yet -] its snooping detectives!uimjizz and cockmung... sCUNThorpe

NO.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:45, archived)
# If you're from scunthrope or near
Don't talk, you'll spread sars
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:55, archived)
#
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:37, archived)
[challenge entry] 'nings
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:34, archived)
# that man
is a twat of the highest order
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:37, archived)
#
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:39, archived)
# NO JACKO? NOT ENOUGH WEE BOYOS IN THIS 'UN...
Spent FAR too long on this sick shite...

click (nsfw)

*retches* feel free to hate it
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:30, archived)
# NSFW
maybe mr pervy newby?
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:32, archived)
# what the hell
have you done to my brain?
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:32, archived)
# No
No no no no NO!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:32, archived)
# give me your adress.
so i can drive over to your house and give you s high five and defiitly not call the police.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:33, archived)
# *Laughs uncontrollably*
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:50, archived)
# Give the doc a cigar
woo
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:51, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
pic of the week front page this now!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:55, archived)
# Much better!
Arf!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:56, archived)
# doctor dyslexia will be along shortly

edit: or maybe sooner than me
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:33, archived)
# arrives at b3ta


departs again
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:34, archived)
# 'ere...you wanna buy a banana?
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:38, archived)
# Awwww
that is Woo!
very odd but still woo :)
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:39, archived)
# come back please.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:43, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:45, archived)
# he is a cheeky chappie
*feeds spoils and scraps*
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:47, archived)
# erm...
a bit too big and NSFW
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:34, archived)
# Whats the point of joining,
if you wanna get banned? Why not just fuck off and leave us all be you fucking sausage banger.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:37, archived)
# pfft!
seams
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:40, archived)
# I'm envisioning a step
... a step... of NAUGHTINESS
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:41, archived)
# You write so sexily!

*grr*
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:44, archived)
#
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:20, archived)
# You fecking nutter :D
Woo & Yay!
nings sir and TJ: not watsing a thread on this
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:22, archived)
# Pffft
It is a lazy duck. And certainly not attempting copulation with that other duck, possibly of the same sex.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:24, archived)
# Arf...
it could be some strange duck fetish thing though :|
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:32, archived)
# mmmm...
ducksex
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:30, archived)
# DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:32, archived)
# I think
this is your best work yet.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:34, archived)
# Hahaha
^this^
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:40, archived)
# MAGNEETO WAS AN EXMAN VILLEN.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:27, archived)
# I am honoured.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:28, archived)
# i liked your picrture too.
it was a funny one.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:30, archived)
# Hahaha
you too are a nutter
Have another Woo!
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:30, archived)
# MAGNETS!
the world would be a happier place with more magnets
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:28, archived)
# It's a proven fact.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:31, archived)
# m
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:49, archived)
# I love shit like this
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:29, archived)
# The immortal
Alex Chiu would approve
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:30, archived)
# ha
magnets improve everything. apart from hard drives.
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:32, archived)
# magnets
are the answer to everything
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 0:53, archived)

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