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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:53, archived)

oww oww oww oww owwwwwww

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:54, archived)

Aha!

you had the shredded wheat, NOT the brillo pad!
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:55, archived)

did you see this?

www.b3ta.com/board/6602365

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:55, archived)

no, but it's BRAW!

Hahaha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:56, archived)

very kind of you to say so

it took me ages dressing up in the outfits

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:59, archived)

hahahaha *clicks original*

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mugatu, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:57, archived)

Mnnnnnnnnghh

(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:54, archived)

shockin

...
as always!

(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:54, archived)

*shakes head*

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mugatu, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:55, archived)

Ow!

Stop shaking my head!
You'll break it!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:55, archived)

mmmm scratchy

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:55, archived)

Hahahahaha

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:55, archived)

oh what pun!

hehe!
keep 'em coming

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:56, archived)

Didja see thissun?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:57, archived)

yes yes i did

i'm off sick at the moment so i had a rare chance to experience the day shift. classy.

have this...

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:59, archived)

Oh sweet mercy...

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Grampa, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 21:03, archived)

no no no no

no no no no *and repeat*

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 21:04, archived)

*spang*

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 21:34, archived)

Still RISing

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 4 Dec 2006, 21:00, archived)

it's rated "SER"

or...

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 21:01, archived)

*gets*

*groan*

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 4 Dec 2006, 21:07, archived)

I still don't get it

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 21:10, archived)

and you never will

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 21:11, archived)

argh GROAN GROAN ARGH!

:¬)

woo for NHS direct :¬)

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:57, archived)

HAHAHA!

That's sparklin'!

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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:57, archived)

that's a lovely sequence

and top loopage

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:59, archived)

my new favourite w/y/h

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 21:02, archived)

I CAN'T SEE THE CUT

where is it?

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 21:19, archived)

It hides behind the blur.

If you watch super careful you'll see it Watch sword guy's pose and how quickly the dying guy falls.

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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 21:28, archived)

ace looopage.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 21:20, archived)

Damn you, The Hat

You must have been scouring the internet for that one.

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:59, archived)

*winces*

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 21:02, archived)

Tut tut tut

(Stupot looks at his watch, and it says, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 21:03, archived)

The pain, the pain, the pain!

Arf, have this Woo! sir :)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 21:03, archived)

The God Botherers - Page 7

Cliff Hanger!

Click for Bigger

The Comic

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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:50, archived)

haha reading your cartoons always make me want to eat pringles

woo!

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mugatu, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:52, archived)

Watson spent years cultivating his tash

do you know how hard it is for metal to grow hair?

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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:53, archived)

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mugatu, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:54, archived)

I do

my bike took about 12 years to grow its first stubble

and: lovely series, this!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:55, archived)

How did you know my dog's name?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:53, archived)

arf!

(that was the dog, not me)

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mugatu, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:55, archived)

Yay Comic!

I expected a God to be bigger though ...

-also, a thousand posts doesn't require any magically sexy display does it? It's coming up but I am a little too sleepy for all that.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:55, archived)

Bigness comes with belief

currently he's got a bearded theology student and an oversized toaster believing in him.

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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:58, archived)

That sounds rather Terry Pratchett esque.

which is always good.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 21:00, archived)

it's a good pratchett idea

otherwise we'd have behemoths tearing up the place everytime someone decided they were tired of their old god.

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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 21:02, archived)

Fantastic

I love these. W/Y/H

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Mod Edit, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:56, archived)

this series had completely passed me by

it is most excellent

(dognutz, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:57, archived)

well sit tight

it's going to be a long one.

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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 21:00, archived)

WOOYAYHOOPLA! Finally, after 21 months of fighting the INS

I have my green card!
Now I need to learn to spell 'colour' wrong.

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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:49, archived)

*hands you obligatory Andy McDowell and Gerard Depardieu action figures*

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:51, archived)

congratualtions

what route did you take?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:51, archived)

I married a yankee broad.

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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:52, archived)

I got offered a job in LA once many years ago.

If I thought I could have got a green card I would have gone in an instant.

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mugatu, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:53, archived)

so a K1

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:56, archived)

anal

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mugatu, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:52, archived)

why?

would you want to go to the states?!

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theniwokeup has been awake since, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:52, archived)

I'm in the Midwest.

And it certainly beats ol' England so far.

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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:58, archived)

get three of them

and you're sin binned for 2 minutes

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:57, archived)

Welcome to the club.

Keep spelling things properly - don't give in to the 'murican (lack of) English.

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Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 21:21, archived)

Random factor, ;like a tractor... weave your magic spell...

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partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:46, archived)

Lyod?

I think you want Lloyd there, but yes, nice and very random indeed

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:47, archived)

nope...

Defo one 'L'

www.loydgrossmansauces.com/

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partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:49, archived)

even if he does just use the one l, you want the y after the o

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:52, archived)

^this

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 21:13, archived)

nope, he's a 'one L' person,

mind you, the 'y' and 'o' are the normal way around

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:51, archived)

who ives in a house ike this?

woo, but needs more L

;¬)

edit: what the fuck - I checked the spelling on bbc and it LIED to me.
I AM WRONG BECAUSE THE BBC LIED!
sorry :¬)

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:48, archived)

and the 'O' and 'Y' the right way round ;)

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mugatu, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:49, archived)

one L

..but I did get it the wrong way round *blush*

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partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:50, archived)

:) That's ok...we all make typos (especially me)

woo!

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mugatu, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:51, archived)

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Hankster, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:52, archived)

haha

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mugatu, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:53, archived)

Hehehehe

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:59, archived)

huzza!

silly

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 21:02, archived)

I feel dirty now.

Probably NSFW

(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:43, archived)

erm... yes AND no

safest just to link it...

could easily be looked at as NSFW by Nazi-style bosses.

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fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:44, archived)

What do I do to link it?

(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:45, archived)

I dunno o_O

I'm all talk, no trousers, me.

EDIT: d'oh! should've known the answer to that one...

/stoned blog

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fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:45, archived)

If in doubt...

Read the FAQ!

Done!

(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:46, archived)

<a href="your pic's url goes here">NSFW compo entry</a>

in the message field

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:46, archived)

Ta!

Got it.

(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:48, archived)

Wait a minute!

You're not a real doctor at all!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:47, archived)

but he is a real worm

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:49, archived)

Zuh?

(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:51, archived)

www.songmeanings.net/lyric.php?lid=68337

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:54, archived)

You're quite into your TMBG, aren't you?

I've only heard their album "No!"

Was a good laugh

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:56, archived)

that was for kids

you should check out "Flood".

Yes, yes I am... www.tmbgforum.co.uk etc etc spammmm

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 21:00, archived)

Yea I gathered it wasn't for the older listeners.

What was their best album?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 21:08, archived)

oooh

well, I say Flood (1990)... a lot of people say the first album (They Might Be Giants) (86)some say Lincoln (88)

I say maybe try one of the best ofs...

Or examine this poll:

tmbgforum.co.uk/index.php?showtopic=9

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 21:15, archived)

Is that as a result of education

or was he just born with worm-like qualities?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:52, archived)

is it really that NSFW?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:48, archived)

Well yes and no

I'm not at work so post as much filth as you want.

But late workers might be a bit iffy.

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:51, archived)

FILTH!

(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:51, archived)

None finer

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:53, archived)

yes

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:44, archived)

Wow.

My mum's a total piece of ass. Now I don't feel so bad about sniffing her knickers all them years ago.

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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:44, archived)

yeah, but your dad was wearing them at the time?

no?

_{no real offence was meant by the above statement. kingsuperspecial is innocent until proven guilty in a court of law}

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:50, archived)

I take offence at the comment

*sues*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:54, archived)

Yes I am offended.

Now I'm a Green Card carrying American resident I may just sue you.

Just to fit in with the crowd.

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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 21:04, archived)

If only

I could get a picture of my dads cock.

(Stupot looks at his watch, and it says, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:45, archived)

dunno

don't normally do that at work

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:47, archived)

You type

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:50, archived)

SEXING

(samwisethesick, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:41, archived)

hahahaha

wit-wiw!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:42, archived)

the tinkling must be really annoying whenever it talks

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:42, archived)

would

in fact, think I have

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fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:42, archived)

you mean you don't know?

must be the shock

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:44, archived)

*twitches*

yeah, not been the same since...

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fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:45, archived)

you could pick up radio luxemburg on that

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:44, archived)

Uhh? "Less" attractive?

PHWOAR!

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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:44, archived)

Do you think he has to take them all out at night?

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:44, archived)

that's a very closed minded view of piercing

I am utterly offended.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:44, archived)

Christ!

That photo has made me celibate.

(generic hybrid, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:44, archived)

~~celib~~ masturb

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:46, archived)

haha

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mugatu, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:55, archived)

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:47, archived)

lol

www.b3ta.com/board/6602642

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fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:47, archived)

BOOOOOUUUUUNNNCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEE

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:35, archived)

FASTER!

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:37, archived)

This^

(Pengin, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:37, archived)

^That

"Speed up Jahled's animation, Woman!"*

*I wish I had the skills to actually shop that Jeccy-style...

(Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:39, archived)

me to..

I removed every third frame off the orginal

anyone..?

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:41, archived)

i use imageready

and it lets you set the frame speed... i set it to 0.02secs/frame.

(A Hospital Carpark, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:44, archived)

I changed

frame speed from .05 to .01 but it doesn't run any faster tyh the browser

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:45, archived)

0.02 ah!

I use Imageready as well, still a learning curve given no one has taught me how to use it, other than by comming here and looking at what everyone posts :-)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:47, archived)

(A Hospital Carpark, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:40, archived)

aaaaaahhhhhh

yeah!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:48, archived)

I was just about to tell you to ficksit.

But now it works. Go boingy blessed!

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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:37, archived)

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOO

MY NAMES BRIAN BLESSED!!!!!!!!!!!!111

very nice :p

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theniwokeup has been awake since, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:38, archived)

i'll be very pissed off

if one of these isn't in my Christmas stocking.

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:39, archived)

Hehehe

He's irritating enough already thank you.

(Stupot looks at his watch, and it says, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:40, archived)

FLOOOOUUUUUUNNNCCCCCCEEEEEEEE

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:41, archived)

He's much fitter

When he's had a shave.

(Stupot looks at his watch, and it says, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:43, archived)

I think it's the head band

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:45, archived)

is that Emin?

www.b3ta.com/board/6602575

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:44, archived)

who IS vibrating head girl?

and has anyone got the source pic?

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fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:46, archived)

I think Prunes was responsible

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:47, archived)

^this

oddly, she gives me the horn

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:48, archived)

I think she's off flickr

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:49, archived)

vibrating mega-sound scans

both origins are explained here

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:46, archived)

maybe she's born with it...

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:57, archived)

that made me lol

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 21:14, archived)

WHAT??

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fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:43, archived)

Jesus Wogan

(Stupot looks at his watch, and it says, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:35, archived)

Jesus, Wogan!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:35, archived)

Actually

It looks more like Shakespeare Stringfellow.

(Stupot looks at his watch, and it says, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:36, archived)

It has a bit of a Bill Bailey touch to it.

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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:36, archived)

you are fucking obsessed

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:36, archived)

I know

It's the only trick I can do an it's not even that good.. hehehe

(Stupot looks at his watch, and it says, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:38, archived)

Is that just his hair again?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:36, archived)

From the Ministry of Health

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:30, archived)

Would!

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:31, archived)

...because it resembles slugs?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:31, archived)

Do they leave...

slime trails in the garden?

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:32, archived)

hell yes

and not just the garden

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:34, archived)

hehehe!

I rented this flat for a month once that didn't have a weather seal under the door to the kitchen. I was getting a drink at night once when I stepped on a slug. Squishy little twunts they are.

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:37, archived)

I thought he meant

because they lived near waste material created by mining...

_/coat

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fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:33, archived)

No bag, no loss of suction

edit: is that a frankfurter?

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:33, archived)

Must be a

Dyson

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:34, archived)

is it wrong

that i find her strangely attractive?!

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theniwokeup has been awake since, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:34, archived)

perhaps

you're a freckles man?

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:37, archived)

perhaps

maybe its her impressive sucking ability ;)

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theniwokeup has been awake since, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:44, archived)

indeed there is...

hehe

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:34, archived)

NSFSnowmen.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:36, archived)

Lacks CDC.

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:36, archived)

Thats where you come in

I've got to go back to work

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:37, archived)

She's alright.

and by the looks of things she's not frightened of a small one... get in!!!

(Stupot looks at his watch, and it says, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:37, archived)

She forgot to put her shirt on.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:38, archived)

I know

and it looks a trifle chilly out there.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:41, archived)

The youth of today,

*tut tut*

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:47, archived)

i'd pump that full of emulsion

(lance_the_boil lanced the boil on, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 21:25, archived)

Inspired by ISIHAC!

OOH! I'm in the popular page! Why don't you all go and click!?
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:26, archived)

It got a smirk.

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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:27, archived)

naughty

but nice

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:29, archived)

Two of us are laughing out loud here.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:29, archived)

BREAK HER KNEES!

that will be all.

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:29, archived)

Still would

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:30, archived)

NIGEL!?

Ewwwwww!

There's not enough bleach in the world . . .
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:31, archived)

I forego the bleach

and go straight for trepanation.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:36, archived)

An anagram of Nigel Lawson

is E. Wans Nollig. Terrifying for him, apparently.
©The Spitting Image Book 1985

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:37, archived)

He he

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:34, archived)

In fact it made me smirk twice.

So you get a smirkin' merkin.

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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:36, archived)

Bwahahaha....

Nice...

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King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:37, archived)

Hahaha!

Thanks! I'll wear it always
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:47, archived)

Nigella Lawson is SO DAMN SEXY

woo

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mugatu, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:37, archived)

Tehe, one is amused

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King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:37, archived)

Fear the Nigella

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Infidel , shit and wrong, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:45, archived)

haha!

this is officially good

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:50, archived)

Today I'm annoyed with Orange

More info:
www.robmanuel.com/2006/12/04/ive-cancelled-my-orange-mobile-contract/

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rob, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:22, archived)

My XBox live gamertag is "Twunt"

Envy me.

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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:23, archived)

Keep this juvenille pillockery of the board please

(woo)

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Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:23, archived)

Switch to Virgin......

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:23, archived)

hahahahahahaha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:24, archived)

you are a very angry man mr manuel

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new_matt, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:24, archived)

wouldn't you be with us bastards

invading his website every day?
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:25, archived)

heh

I liked it when it was quiet

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rob, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:29, archived)

*carefully puts down cymbals*

*slips on fluffy slippers*
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:30, archived)

they are fucking cunts

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:24, archived)

that t-mobile flext thing looks good.

I've been on three for 3 years. And as long as you don't need to talk to them for anything (which I never have) then I've found them great.

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:24, archived)

yes

you're very lucky about the talk thing

very, very lucky ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:28, archived)

best way to take it out on them?

emergency compo?

good luck bossman

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:24, archived)

he he

I'm not dragging you lot into it. Although...

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rob, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:25, archived)

ah go on?

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:25, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6602531

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:26, archived)

I don't think Rob should drag anyone into anything

I think we can draw our own conclusions..... :)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:28, archived)

www.myspace.com

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:25, archived)

abuse of power!

*stands agog*

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:27, archived)

abuse of power

would be the image challenge idea

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rob, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:28, archived)

Do I get the naughty stair?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:28, archived)

asbo for you sonny

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:30, archived)

I've always wanted to ask.

You have to be a saffa right?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:36, archived)

Its too orangey for crows

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:32, archived)

SPAM!

THREADWASTE!

:)

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fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:41, archived)

hands up who wants to play "Photoshop Home Secretary John Reid"...

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new_matt, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:21, archived)

...and Wednesday's new image challenege is born...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:22, archived)

nice domain ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:22, archived)

thank you

i've just had it stuffed

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new_matt, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:24, archived)

ooh classic line

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:30, archived)

I look at that

but i just see Deacon

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Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:23, archived)

do I win?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:24, archived)

hahaha

win

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Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:26, archived)

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:27, archived)

What I saw at first glance...

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:30, archived)

hahha

play it bitch!! go on play it hard!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:41, archived)

art and that

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octopus footwear raaa, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:20, archived)

It looks like you drew that on the wall.

Or perhaps the ceiling.

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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:23, archived)

that looks just like you

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:23, archived)

erm.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:29, archived)

Shii likes to play!!

My first effort at a CDC, golly gosh i want a Wii too

(peetrus, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:18, archived)

I'm imagining this making maraca noises :)

(w0rmwood pearl, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:19, archived)

This gives me wood.

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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:20, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:20, archived)

Hahhahahahahaha

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:21, archived)

that really is the only response to that image

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:29, archived)

woo to CDC waggling

(i think thats the correct term)

(A Hospital Carpark, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:20, archived)

the woman on the lefts expression makes it

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Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:22, archived)

she loves it

the slag

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:34, archived)

*mesmerised*

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:33, archived)

New Wii game: Soggy Biscuit

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:39, archived)

Beware your childrans!

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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:16, archived)

someone got sent the link to all the cat pics for their birthday

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:17, archived)

Not this time surprisingly.

I searched for "laugh" on google images in order to persue a different idea, but found this and decided to be witless instead.

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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:18, archived)

paul burrell likes teh bum secks

(A Hospital Carpark, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:17, archived)

Now you get moar buttplug. This time, it's hypnobuttplug!

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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:19, archived)

hehe

i could never kill a baby... i like putting my cock in something warm!!!!

(A Hospital Carpark, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:24, archived)

* searches for "Prince Charles"+"lumpy semen" *

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:19, archived)

*buttsecks you*

that's what you get!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:18, archived)

w00t! pearoast excuse!

(w0rmwood pearl, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:18, archived)

Well hellow there

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ProfHawking Lalalalala BANG!! Run! dammit, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:19, archived)

*snigger*

*Waits for teh RACIST shout*

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King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:20, archived)

DAMN YOU!

*giggles like a little schoolgirl*

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:20, archived)

That is the first thing that rampantly lolled me today.

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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:21, archived)

Today has been absolutely shit

Therefore I made a lovely lady using nothing but MS Paint and b3takit.

(w0rmwood pearl, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:13, archived)

yeah

I keep having days wherre the only obvious resolution is to have a stick lady sex brian blesseds head with her multiple peni

infact, today was like that :(

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:14, archived)

I find posting a picture of my arse on the dayshift helps immensley

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:15, archived)

Whore

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:16, archived)

it's very therapeutic

you should try it.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:18, archived)

ooohh!!!

*awaits*

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:19, archived)

Pffft, I'm not falling for that one again

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:19, archived)

hahaha

again?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:22, archived)

It's the real reason 4dam turned to children

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:23, archived)

The peni are supposed to be a lovely dress, I was somewhat inspired by

this.

(w0rmwood pearl, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:17, archived)

I cannot fault any aspect of this picture.

Mr Blessed does not seem too happy about being decapitated and in the possession of Mrs Cockbody-Kittenslippers.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:15, archived)

very medusa-esque

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:18, archived)

i've been ramming these down your throats for 2 days now

so to speak so here's a compliation, while i recharge my "shit" and call this little series to a close

CFB (128k 1024x768)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:08, archived)

YAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

*edit - this would make a great gift as a poster. especially for those friends who you know wouldn't *get* it.

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:09, archived)

that's my christmas gifts sorted then!

cheers for the idea

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:21, archived)

it is the most thing that is ever!

what a great bunch of thing!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:10, archived)

This.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:13, archived)

sexy that!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:14, archived)

Value for money

this post is.

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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:10, archived)

Correct you are

and Yoda, you appear to be

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FoldsFive, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:11, archived)

YAY!

ANd I like how you used the drawing!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:11, archived)

i meant to say credit to you

(but forgot)

so here it is:

100% credit goes to scoopzilla _{for the drawing of me in the bottom right} ;-)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:12, archived)

Oh that I don't care about

:D I was just happy to see it!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:15, archived)

glad you did it!

*mutual love*

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:20, archived)

So many wonderful things in just one picture.

Have this sack full of woos!

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:11, archived)

hahaha

i didn't see the elephant one before though, so have another bag of woo flakes!

(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:12, archived)

well done

they're really shit

which is a good thing

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:12, archived)

Just pop the leaflet

under the mat, there's a love.
Fucking struggling artists peddling their wares door to door this close to christmas.
I'll have two dusters mate, oh fuck it, and an ironing board cover.
*wakes up*
Woo! Silly visuals!

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Infidel , shit and wrong, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:14, archived)

Ace.

This needs to be a poster.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:17, archived)

yep

www.b3ta.com/board/6602526
especially since i can't get out to do any shopping as i've been signed off for 10 days!

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:22, archived)

Oof!

Not feeling any better then I take it?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:25, archived)

nah

worse :-(
i'll be back at work just in time for christmas break, so yay!

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:34, archived)

Then you win!

Get well soon x

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:44, archived)

make it front page sized

so it can go there and we can click for big.

(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:49, archived)

wtf?

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partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:06, archived)

wtf?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:07, archived)

WMD!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:09, archived)

That is a kitten.

You should love it.

(Foncused Erm.., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:07, archived)

why am I looking at your toaster?

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:07, archived)

BBQ?

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:07, archived)

omg!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:10, archived)

Your cat is deformed.

Buy new cat.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:08, archived)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:09, archived)

D00d R U teh blynds!

Scroll down.

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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:11, archived)

Those eyes are

Mezerising!

*is mezmerised...*

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King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:11, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:14, archived)

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:18, archived)

Pfffts!

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King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:19, archived)

Nerh:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:21, archived)

(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:25, archived)

Hej

Been awhile.
Made a background without using brushes.
www.b3tards.com/u/bc7675415558cd7bcece/nobrushesbackground.jpg
Linked for feckin huge.
Thanks to b3tards for hosting.

(Foncused Erm.., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:05, archived)

Mmmm pelvis

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:06, archived)

pelvis

or diving space alien bird demon thing?

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:07, archived)

I thought pelvis.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:09, archived)

maybe it's both

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:11, archived)

nope

defo pelvis

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:15, archived)

i did one of these earlier today but couldn't be arsed to post it

until now

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:10, archived)

Oh wow. That's shiny.

(Foncused Erm.., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:11, archived)

i did it from a DUM4S5 tutorial (i think)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:14, archived)

In that one I see

the evil lair of some form of ice villain, who uses midget gems to create a colourful glow to it's domain.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:13, archived)

it used to be a boat

would you believe?

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:15, archived)

It's a woman's area!!!!

(i always score badly in Rorschach tests)

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:14, archived)

I thought about it for a while

then it came to me:

Woman: "Egad, that's HORRIBLE!!"

monster: "That's Mr. Horrible to you, cunt!"

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:05, archived)

Ha ha!

"that's mighty mediocre!"

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:06, archived)

I think that fellow checked my train ticket the other day.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:07, archived)

Top hats are ace!

Nice Monstering!

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:07, archived)

oh I say!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:09, archived)

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