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# Too late for the bandwagon again


Yes it is the wrong font
Edit: Oh great..Hummel just posted something
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:51, archived)
# Hahaha
I gerrit
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:25, archived)
# Ta.
At least I got a response!
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#
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# that's so silly, it works
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# Oh for fuck sake...
that one hurt! pfft!
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# Thats exactly what Johnafan Woss said
:)
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# haha
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# now
this I like!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:52, archived)
# hahaha
they're getting better...
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:53, archived)
# don't speak too soon :)
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:56, archived)
# sounds ominous :S
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:58, archived)
# Pffft!
Is the noise I just made, and Woo! is what I just typed....keep 'em coming :D
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:57, archived)
# THat, is amazing!
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# Yes.
Just, yes.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:59, archived)
# hahah
I love mictowagons
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:03, archived)
[challenge entry] The Berkeley Hunt




For a bigger version go to http://www.sionmc.com/images/hunt.jpg

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# Arf
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:59, archived)
# I need socks and a haircut.


Last one for now, you'll be pleased to hear.
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[challenge entry] i've onlt got a lady and an ayrton on me
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# Better than mine
dammit.
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# nah, it is good
i am a cockney cunt tho
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:51, archived)
# Ayrton Senna!
thats fuckin brilliant!
im RISed out by the fiver tho...
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:49, archived)
# lady godiva
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# oh yeah!
i've heard that loads of times! silly me...
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:53, archived)
# lady godiva
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# cheapo repo time
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:50, archived)
# Have a free CDC for your notes
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:09, archived)
# First ever thread start...
...as i'm feeling brave

(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:43, archived)
# ah ah ah!


also, woo!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:44, archived)
# haha!
nice one!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:45, archived)
# Arf!
Nice!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:45, archived)
# *filenames*
ahahahaha
excellent!
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# Hahaha
nice
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# wery good
ah ah ah aaaaaaaaaaaaah
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# Haha I like
tj: is it still the law round these parts to cdc your new tablet.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:50, archived)
# wot???
no hug??
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:57, archived)
[challenge entry] I know what you're thinking...

two shops in as many days, my lurking is getting shitter all the time
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:40, archived)
# Muchos directores hacen películas con sus ojos. Yo hago películas con mis testículos.
Alejandro Jodorowsky
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:50, archived)
# no puedo usar mis testiculos para nada hoy...
porque tengo la cojonera. Me dio pour una chica muy joven que me embrzó hace una hora. cono me hiere!!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:53, archived)
[challenge entry] I see no seams...


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# I don't get it, sorry :(
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# I didn't until a sec ago (northerner)
Dudley Moore...

Brilliant!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:47, archived)
# paul mccartney
blue note???
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# it's dudley moore, you ignoramus!
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# I know that....
I was gonna jest that it was a younger version of that twat off bargain hunt, but i couldnt remember the cunts name.

(ps its moore, score innit)
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# RIS?
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# My mission is to go out there and destroy and not to let anything get involved. You get punched, you get hurt, I refused to be hurt, knocked down or knocked out. I can't lose. I refuse to lose!
Mike Tyson
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# Dudly moore
score? ;)
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# haha, it was kenneth moore in my day
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# Work is fun!



I draw things on the whiteboards.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:32, archived)
# whiteboard doodles ftw!
i draw my best pictures on whiteboards, they allow for such creative liberty...or something like that
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:34, archived)
# Woo!
top right is that the fear in the shadows? :o
TJ : does my friend look like anna piquin (rougue from "x-men")

1 more post until its my 6000th post and my b3taday! WOO!

edit dave : yes dave but i can edit this post =|:p
edit 2 : she does doesn't she? where is everyone? *goes in search*
edit : bucket - well i think its good, you'll see tomorrow ;)
edit 2 : bucket - its nearly your 1000st naked post time too :D
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# You're next going to post tomorrow?
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:38, archived)
# yes she does
you've built this post up now, it'd better be a good 'un...
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# BRRD!
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# Hahaha
i want your babies.
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# *manhandle*
haha...makes me think of that bit in half baked when hes in the police cell...best manhandling scene in any film ever
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# lol
"manhandle"
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# YAY!!
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# I do love you very much, The Neville
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# Raaah,indeed
whoegafacepainting
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# haha!
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# only
haha?Oké.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:33, archived)
# yes.
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# Pfft!
for a sec i thought the first panel was an outdoor dentist.
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# That's what i thought
Yes, pffft!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:51, archived)
[challenge entry] I can do politics*.


* true - this isn't it.
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# look more like apple pies to me
but i am blind..
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:26, archived)
# the one he's holding looks like pork to me
but I agree about the others
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:27, archived)
# i thought they were mince.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:28, archived)
# stop being stupid
these are all pork pies, why are you all creating such a scene.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:32, archived)
# test
sorry. its been a while, need to check my login
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:19, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm affraid I'll never fully understand this compo...
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

but I hope this close to what was intended.

yank/blog
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:25, archived)
# HA!!!
i can see what you did there

LIES!
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# compoitcompoithard
nice idea :) coming at a different angle than most though
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# That's what all the ladies say
:)
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# ahah!
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# Bollocks. New compo. Ah well I enjoyed making this.

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# corinthian
hehe i remember collecting corinthian west ham figures. they sucked.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:20, archived)
# ^this
I collected random ones though.
They did suck.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:21, archived)
# did anyone see Jeremy Beadle on the London Marathon in the croud?
he didnt look like i remembered, infact, he looked like a weirdo!

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# pffft
a weirdo you say?
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:22, archived)
# well, when i say weirdo
i mean a very overweight grey version of his younger self

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# Yeah I noticed that.
Still can't hide his scary hand though.
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# that is the first thing i looked at
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# surprisingly.
you'd think it'd be quite easy to hide, inside a small pouch or a thimble for example
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# hmmm
was he running in the seperate race for the ''special'' people?
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:23, archived)
# he wasnt running
he was just stood in the croud looking like a molester...of some description

(i find it hard to be nasty to mr beadle, he was a staple part of my childhood)
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:25, archived)
# I hate to sound like I'm quoting notting hill
but are you sure it was jeremy beadle who didn't look like jeremy beadle you saw, or could he have been just a man with a beard?
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:24, archived)
# no, because just before the interview, the presenter said
"im here with Jeremy Beadle"
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# ha
followed by, ''argghhh! The claw has got me, arggghhh!''.

No? Ok then...
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# :)
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# these are far, far too nice.
bless ya little cotton socks.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:20, archived)
# aww, thank ye.
:D
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# bless their little socks and sandles
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# :D
awwwww

*grins soppily*

these are lovely!
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# ^_^
lully
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# THE SAGA CONTINUES!!
/glees
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# All
the lully in the world, in one series :)
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# Still not empty
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# this IS magic
/impressed
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# Thank's
Looks like you're the only one
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Eartha Kitt?


Still a noob at this, hence the shit post, literally.
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# ignores
ewww its supper time you fucktard!
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# I hope you're having
Sausages.
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# Mississippi mud pie.
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# Supper at
Dr Gillian Mckeith's house
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# I'm telling your mum!
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# :(
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# THAT
is sheer doody BRILLIANCE!
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# and a nice 'shop
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# Really? Thank you.
It looked iffy until it reduced it. there are definate seams, blurry ones, but there nonetheless.
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# I was just putting a malteser into my mouth when this appeared
Good one but yeeeeeeeuk.
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# I was eating a poo when I saw this
and that pic of Eartha Kitt has put me right off it.
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# !
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# Not really.
I just can't stand Eartha Kitt.
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# Imagine it's
Shirley Bassey.
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# She's even worse.
A few years ago I read that she was horrible to her sister who was living in poverty in Cardiff.

I thought "Right! That's it!". And it was.
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#
Right That's it! I am burning all my Shirley Bassey records and from now on will only listen to Barbra Streisand and Bette Midler.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:04, archived)
# That's disgusting
But also very well done
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# That's what my
Girlfriend says. Ta :)
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:09, archived)
# Wooo!
excellent post sir!

Although that Toffee icecream I was looking forward to doesn't have any appeal anymore
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# 'Ning! Sir.
You'd have only regretted your indulgence in the morning..
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:19, archived)
# 'ning
I was having a look at doing a b3ta stroke club badge

first attempt was a bit poor though!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:20, archived)
# Same here!
Though I've got a new idea.

Just looking for a decent avi of a cat being stroked and not looking happy....

Saw my consultant today, went Wooo!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:27, archived)
# lol good idea
my image involved MS Paint and MS Word Art - it didn't look very good, more the "B3ta blocky text club"

Glad your consultant appointment went well, what did they say?
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:31, archived)
# I don't have to go back for 6 months
But I'm volunteering soon so I'll be back anyway, just not as a patient :)
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:34, archived)
# fantastic mate!
what will you be doing?
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:41, archived)
# Bit of anything, really.
Nurses, Physios, and Docs think it would be good to have some young who had a (severe) stroke around to talk too peeps and make them realise it's not the end of the world.

I'm really looking forward too it.

Toady?!?!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:50, archived)
# that sounds ace
Toadie?
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# You were the one I saw with a pic in your
Profile of you with Toadie? Or I'm just getting mixed up and sounding odd?!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:00, archived)
# aaaah
Yes it was me, I met Toadie in Australia, along with Dee and Tad, have also been on "Ramsey Street" which was mega surreal!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:03, archived)
# *Jealous*
*Strops*

:)
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:05, archived)
# I shall email pics soon ;o)
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:11, archived)
# The porny ones too?!
Result!!!!!!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:19, archived)
# where did you find such an erect turd?
...for research purposes only of course
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:18, archived)
# 3 bowls of bran flakes
1 pint of prune juice.
A dead thing I found in the garden.
17 Poops. 17 Photos.

Priceless.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:21, archived)
# hello you
Horrible memories of festival toilets.....but with more eartha
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:22, archived)
# Hello, Chuck
please don't elaborate...
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:24, archived)
[challenge entry] poor
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:52, archived)
# nice
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# I am afraid there isn't much scope for it to get better than this*
but top shop!
* I am hoping otherwise though
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:08, archived)
[challenge entry] So obvious it must've bindun
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:45, archived)
# yes
within ten minutes of the compo.
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:46, archived)
# poo
never mind
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:47, archived)
# I cannae stand cockney rhyming slang....
does me 'ed in. Looks like I'll be avoid this comp then :(
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:49, archived)
# Me too
I don't understand hardly any of them and the ones I do, aren't funny :(
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:55, archived)
# Whatever happened to the comps like "New Sports for the Disabled Olympics"
or something else with a potential for hummus goldmining...

(random pick of the compo example, honest :p)
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:56, archived)
# All the good uns have been done
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:59, archived)
# Totally agree
I mean this is just 'post a picture which relates to a phrase only a minority percentage of the UK population will understand'

No hummus, no funny!
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:59, archived)
# ^this
*secretly passes pitchforks and torches*
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:07, archived)
# It has
but it's still nicely :D

Have an unrelated quick and dirty that I had to get out of my head...

(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:49, archived)
# I just speny an hour putting a hose's head
on Tony Blair but just couldn't animate it.

So whose dick do you reckon is in that horse's arse first? Artist?
(, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:53, archived)

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