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# Meh, was bored with pals on Skype. Looked at Garfield shit.
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 3:04, archived)
# repost...
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 3:16, archived)
# garfield looks extra happy in the last frame
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 3:21, archived)
# thats just your mind playing tricks on you
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 3:22, archived)
# Too right!
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 3:23, archived)
# RPS ,,,My mates went to Scarborough on Saturday afternoon

It was utter bastwank
my mates are loonys
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIB0UVI53jM
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 2:47, archived)
# Hmmm, in that case

edit: reminder -- you're 33 posts away.
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 2:48, archived)
# yup
hahahahahahaa
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 2:49, archived)
# I've never actually been to Scarborough
we used to go to Southend when I was littil. It was only much later I realized that not all beaches actually smell of human excrement.
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 2:51, archived)
# Facts^
and dead fish
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 2:56, archived)
# I was in Scarb on Friday
Somewhat glad I didn't stay
*edit* Your profile broke my Internets
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 2:49, archived)
# Crivvens!
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 2:51, archived)
# reminds me
of the fecking huge cdc we did on the beach in blackpool last year.

about 60 foot long.

edit: we were properly clothed tough.
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 2:53, archived)
# had to shop that on, they forgot, the tards!
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 2:55, archived)
#

I just updated the mofaha rss feed if anyone's awake/interested :)
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 2:43, archived)
# Braw!
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 2:46, archived)
# There's an image forther down which says "FLAAAAAYYY!"
and evil_twin asked me what that means, and I explained it's like a flan with robots.
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 2:47, archived)
# Aye, aye.
I'm listening to the Moog Cookbook. You can't beat it. Any maw's getting a third dog too.
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 2:50, archived)
# I just looked it up...
and I'm not sure if it's a serious band or not. As for the dog, there's no accounting for taste :)
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 2:53, archived)
# Dogs are braw!
Today I drove to my maw's, took the dog out for a walk and spent about an hour chucking it in a river. As fpr themoog music dukeofprunes.co.uk/uploads/Moog%20Cookbook%20-%2006%20-%20Are%20You%20Gonna%20Go%20My%20Way.Mp3
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 2:58, archived)
# That's like the traditional music
of a country where the national dress is a clown costume, and it fills me with fear.
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 3:49, archived)
# not all of these are to my taste,
But that is TOP CLASS!
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 2:46, archived)
# Woo....
That is nice....very nice indeed....
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 2:51, archived)
# I have no idea what the hell this is meant to be
I like spoons

so have it anyway :)
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 2:32, archived)
# if you blur your eyes
is says "Oi"
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 2:34, archived)
# actually
if I turn my head to the left

it looks like some kind of scary tattoo

edit: nite nite

sleepy time for meats
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 2:38, archived)
# I'll dance to that
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
What's it mean?
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 2:36, archived)
# via the fish
"disaster boat"

tho it could mean "calamity ship" I didn't try translate it back, I'm scared :D
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 2:37, archived)
# wom-wom-wom-wom
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 2:42, archived)
# *woms*
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 8:38, archived)
# Hypnosis.........
Will buy imported goods.........
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 3:09, archived)
# yes!
buy efficiently made plastic objects!

you will consume!!! CONSUME!!!
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 8:38, archived)
# I meant to say this here but I said it somewhere eslese
"It's like this so called chinese grub I'm eating. I don't lkonow what his is supposed to be either."
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 3:11, archived)
# yay for confusion
or is it?
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 8:39, archived)
# whoooooooooooooooooooot whoooooooooooooooooooooooootttttttt

"casualty boat"

(, Sun 6 May 2007, 7:25, archived)
# I put in "disaster boat" into the fish
I quite like the japanese "word" for disaster, it's got everything, exploding mountains, flying rocks :D
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 8:37, archived)
# tweet tweet
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 1:58, archived)
# Fanta stick!
Is that a warrow?
I've not seen an animangle (or any other post)from you for ages.
Edit: Oh, that's not a sparrow is it? Methinks it's a wren. That makes it a wrelf.
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 2:00, archived)
# Or a wrenwolf
If it were a sparrow it could be a sparrolf(lmao), but it's not sooooo funny, just very very woo-yay.



Edit/ Even a wren who is pure in heart: and says his prayers by night: may become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms: and the autumn moon is bright.
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 7:56, archived)
# sweet sweet
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 2:00, archived)
# Nice work
Hello Sir
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 2:07, archived)
# Hehe......nicely done.....
Is it a WOOF pigeon..??..!!!
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 2:11, archived)
# Yikes.
You could sell some excellent subversive Christmas cards!
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 2:12, archived)
# Nice, but
I wouldn't want it to shit on my car.

PS. I just posted a link to a silly video I made over on the links board.
/Blatant plug
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 2:15, archived)
# Noted
and commented.
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 2:21, archived)
# thats a bit good

(, Sun 6 May 2007, 2:20, archived)
# That tis trés Woo!
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 2:24, archived)
# nice birlf
keep up the good work!
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 2:25, archived)
# can it be milked
or housetrained?
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 2:33, archived)
# bah! can't sleep...
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 1:56, archived)
# HOW DO YOU
GET OUT ?
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 1:57, archived)
# out the window
superman-style.
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 1:58, archived)
# excellent stuff to
finally go to sleep* to.




* watch bridge to terabithia in bed

'night all b3tans and even you b3tards.
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 1:59, archived)
# g'night
From this B3tard.
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 2:02, archived)
# Night Mr ZC.
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 2:16, archived)
# noit
:)
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 2:33, archived)
# it's alright
you appear to be asleep
this looks very much like a dream to me
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 1:59, archived)
# Lucky him...... means he never has to go out...!!
Great piccy........likes...
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 2:13, archived)
# how does it smell?
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 7:02, archived)
# Just turn the house around
-- it's on the other side.
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 11:07, archived)
# ZOMG!!! ROFLMAO!!!



Ning lower lifeforms!
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 1:45, archived)
# Oh dear
Due to the lateness of the hour and the undemanding state of my brain, that made me titter.
You silly.
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 1:47, archived)
# Just give up
Noone was watching, just walk away
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 1:47, archived)
# It is still
under 50k, you fail at teh piss take !


/jober as a sudge blog
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 1:53, archived)
# Would be funny
If it was one byte over 50k.
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 9:11, archived)
# haha!
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 2:13, archived)
# Bindun? Probably...
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 1:44, archived)
# dragon is ribbed
for his pleasure
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 1:45, archived)
# Hot dragon action
/punning
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 1:48, archived)
# Hehe....
Very nice dragon ......I can't blame him..!!
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 1:52, archived)
# this
reminded me of this (not mine!)
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 1:56, archived)
# More neon fairies......
Flying to the moon and certain death.....
click the link for stupidly large theinvisablemanatb3ta.googlepages.com/Flyingintothemoon1600.jpg
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 1:35, archived)
# fly away little moon fairies!
certain death on the moon of cheese awaits!
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 1:38, archived)
# Lovely stuff! :)
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 1:45, archived)
# Hehe.....
Percival the dinosaur..??... haha you're as barking as me...!!!
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 1:54, archived)
# How very saddening, poor percival.
Did he survive? Or have i missed out on a crucial part of pre history?
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 2:22, archived)
# he survived the initial impact
but was unfortunatley knifed by muggers
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 2:33, archived)
# I'm just about ready for sleep
so a happy bastwank to you all and a merry goodnight.

(, Sun 6 May 2007, 1:20, archived)
# i do not understand this bastwank of which you speak
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 1:21, archived)
# Me neither
I think we might be the lucky ones.
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 1:36, archived)
# you are the lucky ones
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 1:40, archived)
# You've been in an arty farty mood tonight
I've not been able to reply much due to continued borking here.
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 1:37, archived)
# Nice usage of gizzmo......
But I don't know what bastwank means either..???
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 1:39, archived)
# I wish I did too.
It's just some random, made up word that DaveW27 seems intent on making climb the google ranks, which it will of course, the more we type it.
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 1:55, archived)
# he can be such a nubwat at times!
:D
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 2:28, archived)
#
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 1:08, archived)
# Your churning em out tonight.
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 1:09, archived)
# To bed this gets me!
Woo
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 1:10, archived)
# yay
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 1:10, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 1:18, archived)
# haha
classic
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 1:22, archived)
# haha!
subtle genius!
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 1:46, archived)
# haha
*loves*

And woo to Print's
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 1:18, archived)
# nicely done
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 1:10, archived)
# Ah, my favourite meme.
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 1:12, archived)
# Resistance is futile
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 1:57, archived)
# Pfffft!
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 2:45, archived)
# no reason
Boat on a picture
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 1:07, archived)
# Oh noes!
Ship is fail. Condom reassures. Blastings.
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 1:08, archived)
# condom will save him
with inbuilt ability to receive shortwave radio transmissions from radio hungary
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 1:08, archived)
# boatage
routage
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 1:09, archived)
# that sounds like some kind of french soup
hmm, soup
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 1:10, archived)
# Arrrr....
*Knows what it feels like*..... nice piccy.....
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 1:29, archived)
# arrrrrr
ta :D

I've lost too many a fine ship like that, arr
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 1:31, archived)
# You've made it both funny and sad...
At the same time..... a gift I don't have.....
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 1:44, archived)
# a product of many years of slow decline into insanity
:D
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 2:40, archived)
#
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 1:01, archived)
# Quality traders to the Stars?
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 1:04, archived)
#
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 0:54, archived)
# Anyone done sweatyimages yet?
Or even sweatyminges?

Kettyimages?

Fettiimages?

Setiimages?
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 0:56, archived)
# Getty... oh
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 0:59, archived)
# spaghetti
images, Serengeti images, Mario Andretti images. Is it me or could this bandwagon go on for as long as George Burns did?
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 1:00, archived)
# i hope to one day
reanimate george burns' corpse for evil and malicious purposes!
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 1:09, archived)
#
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 1:05, archived)
#
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 1:12, archived)
# there was a big ol badnwagon
ages ago after getty got in a huff about b3tans using their images, it was in a newsletter yonks ago.
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 1:13, archived)
# There is no hummus
left in this household so have some other old shit ( that's new )


Click for bigger (73 kb)
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 0:31, archived)
# Top drawing.
Have some toats.
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 0:33, archived)
# ooh thanks
can I have pate on it?
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 0:36, archived)
# Yes.
*applies*
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 0:38, archived)
# *scoffles*
mmm, the taste of Brussels livers.
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 0:51, archived)
# I wonder if bees have livers?
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 0:54, archived)
# perhaps
but do they have liver and homous and cheese?
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 1:00, archived)
# fuck me Watson!
You are on to something there. Honey Pate. I'm right on it.
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 1:01, archived)
# Sounds smashing.
Edit: apparently no :( Worry not, little beelings. I will find a way to get you all a little liver of your own.

www.biology-online.org/biology-forum/about9464.html
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 1:07, archived)
# then i saw her face
now i'm a bee liver
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 1:05, archived)
# ahaha
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 1:10, archived)
# TOATS!!!
I've just finished directing a short 16mm B/W film with that very title!
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 0:50, archived)
# I look forward to seeing it in next weeks newsletter.
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 0:53, archived)
# woo!
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 0:37, archived)
# Grrrreat


edit: Hurrah for b3ta hosting keeping the filenames, whenever that started happening.
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 0:40, archived)
# Well noticed that man.
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 0:44, archived)
# i still like your rotti pics
they rock all of everything!
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 0:42, archived)
# I may as well do stuff like that
in future as I have no kind of hummus these days.
I have an idea for a set of pictures but sitting down to draw them, well, you know, beer and life interferes.
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 0:50, archived)
# i still have a small copy of that pic somewhere
my son loves it (he had a rotti)!
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 0:55, archived)
# Woo that is excellent....
Made so even more by the bigger.....
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 1:23, archived)
# SEXY
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 0:31, archived)
# Eeeep!
He could feed on both at the same time.
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 0:32, archived)
# kill
it.
with
spatulae
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 0:35, archived)
# Excelent pluralage
*high fives*
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 0:38, archived)
# *low fives*
*though suspects some kind of linguistic correction may be on its way*
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 0:40, archived)
# stop that thing!
before it breeds!
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 1:09, archived)
# 's only a baby
you've got a while before it can breed
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 1:11, archived)
# Rarr!
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 0:20, archived)
# Edmunds, you shit!
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 0:22, archived)
# He will kill us all and must be stopped.
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 0:23, archived)
# Who do we call?
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 0:24, archived)
# John Bastwank!
He'll save us!
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 0:25, archived)
# But dammit, Frank, Bastwank is a loose cannon!
Sure, he gets results, but I don't like his maverick methods!
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 0:27, archived)
# He's the only man we've got. The only man in 5000 miles
and we've no way of calling him back....
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 0:29, archived)
# Sorry, it's a while since I last had a graphics tablet, so I'm still excited.
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 0:39, archived)
# hahaha
He needs more bowler hat, brolly and briefcase: Observe
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 0:41, archived)
# Haha! Damn, this is clearly an imposter!
Well not in my force, Frank!
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 0:44, archived)
# Im telling you. Beth wont stand for it no more, so Im taking early retirement. Effective this Friday.
/Walks out

/Gets shot.
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 0:45, archived)
# Frank! Nooooo!
Fifty years on the force and he only ever killed 329 people. Why is it always the gentle ones!?
FRAAAANK!

*credits*
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 0:53, archived)
# that's class, that there
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 0:44, archived)
# don't call him
he hates me
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 0:28, archived)
# He is putty in your hands if he thinks you've got a jaffa cake for him.
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 0:31, archived)
# it's either edmunds or ahmadinejad
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 0:23, archived)
# Hahaha love the sig
"its a shoe cake, a cakey shoe, a cake like a shoe"
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 0:25, archived)
# discussion about that sketch the other day
& i needed a change of sig

in case you feel like re-living it: www.youtube.com/watch?v=towd9vZWDJg
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 0:33, archived)
# hahahaha
Brilliant.
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 0:38, archived)
# That's lovely!
'ning all
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 0:27, archived)
# G'ning!
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 0:28, archived)
# Jesus, this place has messed me up
i read the punchline as goatses! FFS
Nice style btw :)
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 1:15, archived)
# it is bedtime methinks
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 0:17, archived)
# Ah Eye Ess.
Question mark.
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 0:18, archived)
# oh man!
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 0:20, archived)
# hehehe
ain't dat da truth*



*your truth maybe different to other peoples
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 0:21, archived)
# bloody postmodernists
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 0:22, archived)
# or are they?
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 0:27, archived)
# maybe!
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 0:24, archived)
# haha!
I hope there's a slide.
(, Sun 6 May 2007, 0:23, archived)

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