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# ?
(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Wed 30 May 2007, 2:24, archived)
# where did you spring from?
you're posting good stuff right from the beginning
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 30 May 2007, 2:29, archived)
# Oh, thanks.
(I've re-invented myself)
;)
(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Wed 30 May 2007, 2:31, archived)
# Very nice.
Makes me feel like I'm in a Polanski film. That early one. Revulsion. Woo, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 30 May 2007, 2:44, archived)
# Ta. Do you think the camera element is too much?
(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Wed 30 May 2007, 2:48, archived)
# No, I don't think so...
gives it a first-person perspective. Good choice of source image too.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 30 May 2007, 2:50, archived)
# nicely done
welcome
shops, kittens, never leave, ect.
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Wed 30 May 2007, 2:54, archived)
# Bad poetry? Oh noetry!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 30 May 2007, 3:33, archived)
# that's real fine
neato
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 May 2007, 9:13, archived)
# When i go... I want to go in style....


yes, it is shopped...

original

www.b3tards.com/u/5d4c552eb78a7f1b7de2/hearse2a.jpg

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 30 May 2007, 2:12, archived)
# woo
nice subtle, classy shoppage
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 30 May 2007, 2:13, archived)
# tinted headlights??!
are you mad, man?!??
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 30 May 2007, 2:14, archived)
# yes
and yes

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 30 May 2007, 2:15, archived)
# "every time you try to operate one of these weird black controls that are labeled in black on a black background,
a little black light lights up black to let you know you've done it."
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 30 May 2007, 2:17, archived)
# how will i tell them apart?
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 30 May 2007, 2:19, archived)
# Woo!
Pimp that hearse!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 30 May 2007, 2:14, archived)
# shweeeeeet
(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Wed 30 May 2007, 2:14, archived)
# reminds me of:
sbiii.com/ssjagpix/jaghears.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 30 May 2007, 2:16, archived)
# is nice
but I would never fit in it :-)
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 30 May 2007, 2:17, archived)
# best car ever.
i fucking love that thing.
that and the miura that ends up bulldozed into the river in the beginning of the Italian Job.
such beauty is so fleeting.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 30 May 2007, 2:21, archived)
# You know you've been viewing too much b3ta when...

...you see a news item and immediately try to envision its photoshop worth.


(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 30 May 2007, 2:10, archived)
# hehehe
put it in the compo
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 30 May 2007, 2:11, archived)
# Naaa
Gazillion Screams already in the compo, all far better, and this one took 2 mins. Even I have standards (somewhere).
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 30 May 2007, 2:13, archived)
# "Dressed in a black, red and purple Japanese-style gown", eh?
who'd have thought it? of a japanese woman as well
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 30 May 2007, 2:12, archived)
# Now
that's well spotted. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 30 May 2007, 2:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 30 May 2007, 2:07, archived)
# argh!
he's on fu...
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 30 May 2007, 2:08, archived)
# haha!
can you smell burning?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 30 May 2007, 2:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
(1.618..., Wed 30 May 2007, 1:39, archived)
# hahaha. "you're nicked, you pair of nonces!"
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:42, archived)
# this hurts my eyes
watch out Prod doesn't come online.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 30 May 2007, 1:42, archived)
# Haha
that gets a click
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Hmmm
First post, doesn't quite work but hey.

(eviljeanius, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:36, archived)
# it's well done
but maybe a little too subtle
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 30 May 2007, 2:01, archived)
# Had to look closely
But it's there!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 30 May 2007, 2:12, archived)
# Ha!
He's probably wishing they'd hurry up
and invent the dictionary.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 30 May 2007, 2:16, archived)
# Very subtle
quite clever and definitely nicely done :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Wed 30 May 2007, 8:57, archived)
# If it's been done, you can kiss my grits.
Call now on 0800 FIND MAD. Operators are standing by.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:25, archived)
# One ticket to Hull.
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Wed 30 May 2007, 1:38, archived)
# YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 30 May 2007, 1:39, archived)
# Glorious performance from the Geordie.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:41, archived)
# pffft
thats good. that should be an image challege!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Wed 30 May 2007, 2:06, archived)
# Love it!!
(Lago, Wed 30 May 2007, 8:10, archived)
# prolly bindun
(Euan_Kerr, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:20, archived)
# hahaha
it's always fun to consider where a shit would come on the bristol stool scale.
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:22, archived)
# ha
that diagram has always amused me.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:23, archived)
# that one's
in my bathroom. with a cheesy politician right below.
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:24, archived)
# Type one after a night on the tiles
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 30 May 2007, 1:25, archived)
# haha lovely
i had diahorrea, diahorea, diary, bum gravy recently, i literally weed poo out of my bum, it was a type 7 but i didn't know it at the time
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:25, archived)
# hmm i swear ive seen something
that exactly matches this before

edit: dddooont worry just noticed, back to your homes people, nothing to see here
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:25, archived)
# HAhahaah
YUMM
(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:26, archived)
# I don't like this.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:26, archived)
# But you've got to admit. . .
No lies are told!
(I helped save b3ta! Frizbeast Flipper Baby, Wed 30 May 2007, 4:22, archived)
# Fluffy pieces
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:44, archived)
# No bunny shapes?
Disappointing selection.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 30 May 2007, 2:17, archived)
[challenge entry] well, it wasn't exactly true that he walked on water

click for full
hmm.. not too well done, and not from a proper old work of art. it must be a late night post
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:18, archived)
# ha i nearly missed the subtlety
that's where he got the bread and fish
yay
(peripheral squirrel squeezin' teabags since, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:29, archived)
# You appear to be insinuating
that the images in night-shift posts are perhaps not of the highest quality. That's an outrageous suggestion.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:32, archived)
# i meant merely my own, sir
but far be it from my role to stop others making their own inferences...
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:37, archived)
# :)
and woo to your image, by the way :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Gonna' party like it's 1499 !
(fuckstockings will never go to trial, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:08, archived)
# dude you need to edit pictures before posting them
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:10, archived)
# I got a Bible in my hand
and a beard on my chin
(LandmineCat 's board sig, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:35, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm particularly pleased with this one
I call it "Caught in a maelstrom", I'm going to resize it to 280px wide in readiness for it's imminent fp

Stop the madness
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:04, archived)
# FP THIS NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:06, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:06, archived)
# walk the walk and click "I like this"
or i'll baulk your talk
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:07, archived)
# You are a SHOE-IN!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:06, archived)
# i think it's hypnotized me
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:11, archived)
# go buy sock some chicken and sprite
woooooo (hypnotic noise)
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:12, archived)
# mmm... chicken & sprite would make a good soup
*goes to look for 24-hour garage*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:14, archived)
# this is art it should be in the art compo so do it because it is a work of art.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:14, archived)
# it's art
but not brought up to date, so out of the compo it remains. it reminds me of the old sea shanty "work o' fart" and it's many derivitives
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:16, archived)
# its animated, therefore its up to date
so compo it, it will win the compo.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:19, archived)
# your logic has a certain logic to it
/edit fixed
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:22, archived)
# !
I'm head over heals fer it mysel' !
(fuckstockings will never go to trial, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:19, archived)
# pie
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:01, archived)
# STOP THAT GINGER MADMAN!
also why is it when you google that missing girl you get a picture of a tank?



oh and: Pie!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:01, archived)
# pie!
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:02, archived)
# PIE!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:03, archived)
# Pie!
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Wed 30 May 2007, 1:38, archived)
# Pie!

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 30 May 2007, 2:24, archived)
# my graphics table is buggered!
*sniffles*
here's the last pic i ever did on it

sorry for lack of hummus/talent.
anyone a tablet-fixer?
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:59, archived)
# thats fantastic!!
what happened to your tablet?? my stylus has almost died i need a new one :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:00, archived)
# it keeps thinking
that i'm holding the pen in the top right corner. and every time i try to do anythign with it it just click in that top right corner.
when i try to draw, it just gives me loads of lines from the top right corner to wherever it is i'm trying to draw.
i even took the damn thing apart trying to find whatever was wring with it but i haven't got a clue.
*sniffles*
first i lose photoshop, now my tablet! [this was done in Paint.net - hence roughness]
*sends you her now useless stylus*
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:02, archived)
# have you tried to re-install the software for it and re-calibrate it?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:04, archived)
# aye. it just does the same thing again
it's like someone's holding a stylus at that point and it's getting confused between the two. but there's nothing there. i even opened it up and had a look inside.
grr. cheap tat! *strops*
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:09, archived)
# no, there are no moving parts
as the screen/pad is touch sensitive. My last PDA did exactly the same thing and is long in the bin.

I'd suggest you do what mofaha says and completely remove all trace of it from the PC and re-install with the latest driver but I strongly suspect the pad has gone tits up.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:13, archived)
# eeee!
dunno what it was but it's back.
*happies*
hah, now i feel all melodramatic.

thank you to everyone! *offers free hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:23, archived)
# thats just odd
sounds more like a connection that the board. you can get them very cheaply now. what happened to photoshop then??
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:05, archived)
# meh. it was a cheap thinger but i didn't expect it to die this soon! i've only had it about 4 months!
photoshop is on my PC which is 400 miles away because it was being repaired and now they're telling me they don't have a suitable box to ship it back to me in - even though i sent it to them in the original packaging. bastards.
so i'm stuck with my laptop which is practically pedal-driven. and Paint.net. which for freeware is great, ut just isn't the same as photoshop.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:12, archived)
# download tattyshop cs3 trial from
adobe and use that for a month.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:14, archived)
# On a slow laptop?
I don't reckon that's going to work out.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:17, archived)
# ah yes, I speed read over that part.
I have tattyshop 7 somewhere about here which is free to anyone that wants it but you know, it's the internet and ladies should not swap addresses
with chaps they don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:22, archived)
# aye.
put it this way - i can't play any music on my laptop because it kinda goes "what? eh? what's this? moo-zic? eh? well.. i dunno.. looks like witchcraft to me.. okay, if you insist, i'll givie it a g-OH MY GOD IT MAKES A NOISE! arrrgh! how do you stoppit!? oh god! oh god! what do i do? help! oh noes! it's all crazylike! um.. um.. um.. *dies*"

on the other hand it's all covered in sparkly stickers and has a smily face burned into its lid. *hugs it*
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:29, archived)
# it could even be a driver conflict with a mouse or something
sometimes your computer senses the mouse is moving as well as your tablet it spazzes out you get mad lines going everywhere. its a fun thing to do. this probably doesnt make sense.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:21, archived)
# Wait wait wait...
1) restart your computer if you haven't already done so
2) if that doesn't work, look online for the latest driver for the tablet and try installing that, even if it's the same version you're using now. You may want to uninstall the current driver first if you do this, but check on the support section of the manufacturer's website
3) if everything else fails completely remove the tablet and its driver from your system and start again from scratch
Good luck!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:06, archived)
# *hugs*
i'll try it now.
thankies!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:14, archived)
# :)
I've just read your other comments and I'm thinking now that maybe there's a deeper problem, but this easy stuff is definitely worth a try anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:17, archived)
# squeee!
*joys*
*loves endlessly*
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:22, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:33, archived)
# I would say try reinstalling the driver
but I'm an engineer so what do i know.

The normal solution i use is to suggest to "get a persuader on it" but this invalidates all known warranties.

Edit: Sorry, forgot to woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:08, archived)
# i have a windows only wacom volito2*
free to good home i suppose. although postage would be good as i am a pauper.

*the stylus is all chewed at the top
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:12, archived)
# Hahaha
STYLUS CHEWER LOL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:15, archived)
# yes, although maybe that ads value
as they will say - 'look at that stylus pen as chewed by famous artist and notorious pen chewer connor'
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:18, archived)
# a connor-chewed-stylus??
COR!
*wants*
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:21, archived)
# well gaz me if you want it - my usernumber is 21672
cant promise anything
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:24, archived)
# mine appears to have realised i'm serious about the threat with the blowtorch
and is behaving for the time being.
but thank you so much! i appreciate it!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:30, archived)
# That's cracking miss
woo. Talent enough for me there.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:04, archived)
# thankin' you
i'm struggling without my blur/smudge tools!
never realised i was so reliant on 'em!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:05, archived)
# oh me too
if you look at the 'serious' stuff in my profile you will notice that without the smudge tool you may as well cut off my hands.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:08, archived)
# the smudge tool hmmmm
thanks for the tip :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:09, archived)
# I've got a whole DVD
of tutorials by Brian Haberlin ( possibly the best comic book renderer there is ) all about painting with the smudge tool.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:16, archived)
# aye! i love the smudge
with this i was doing scribbles on a layer and then gaussian-blurring it. but it's a lot of effort for an unsatisfactory result.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:24, archived)
# It's still a darn nice picture
but the smudge is king. This
img95.imageshack.us/my.php?image=rhinohuge5tt.jpg
was almost entirely brush, smudge, dodge and blur ad nauseum.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:31, archived)
# imageshack is hating me
but i'll see if it's working tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:56, archived)
# meh 2
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:31, archived)
# hahaha awesome
vegetable meat fear!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:33, archived)
# orwell's sequel: vegetable farm
picture is woo-to-the-max, mr anonic
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:36, archived)
# Lovely!
Will there be a third?
(Peljammy Watching Godzilla, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:40, archived)
# are you mental.
look up there. I've gone from shit to utter bollocks in two images. I might make a third that is so full of lack and anti-hummus that the world asplodes!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:42, archived)
# 3 is the magic number though.
(Peljammy Watching Godzilla, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:51, archived)
# Pigs disguised as cabbages!!
*runs*

woo!

I'm off, Night you lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 30 May 2007, 0:40, archived)
# night fella.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:41, archived)
# Me too,
G'night all.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:50, archived)
# ta-ra
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:51, archived)
# Pig cabbages?
FLEE!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:42, archived)
# they plague him too?
thank god it's not just me!
[woo!]
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:00, archived)
# REQUEST
LOOKING FOR MOVIE WITH FUNNY SHITTING MONKEY.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:29, archived)
#
i love horses - best of all the animals!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:30, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:30, archived)
# : - )
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:33, archived)
# 8 - D
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:33, archived)
# 8=====D
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:35, archived)
# 8=================D --- --- -- -- - --- - (. Y. )
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED ON MY WEEKEND
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:37, archived)
# THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED ON YOUR WEEKEND



THIS IS A PENIS --   8========D 
                                . .
                                  .
                                  0     (----THIS IS YOU
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:40, archived)
# On my weekend I was wearing a mask. It was a scary mask that made people frightened.
Your diagram IS A FARCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:42, archived)
# You are the Scarecrow.
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:45, archived)
# This is my scarecrow
This is my gun
This is for fight and
This is for fun
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:46, archived)
# 


               /\          /\
              /  \        /  \
             /    \      /    \
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         /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
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          /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\   
                                    \
                            THIS IS MY SCARY MASK!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:45, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:46, archived)
# Mines bigger
_______________________
| ____________________|__)
(__)
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:39, archived)
# IS THE DICK LARGE OR THE BALLS SMALL?
or BOTH?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:39, archived)
# Both
always both
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:40, archived)
# You rub your balls on Zippy's head?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 30 May 2007, 0:42, archived)
# And I call my cock Zippy.
The circle is now complete.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:43, archived)
# Zippy,
meet bungle and george
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:44, archived)
# fuck up
do you even know what i'm talking about. and you arent even a real doctor.
are you?
(sir swear a lot yes., Wed 30 May 2007, 0:30, archived)
# i bet you're not knighted!
and you don't perspire... EVER!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 30 May 2007, 0:32, archived)
# he is a lurker..
best to pretend he aint there
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:36, archived)
# i'm a sock
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:51, archived)
# I HAVE A PHD IN COMEDY.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:37, archived)
# where did you get it?
cause i aint laughin
(sir swear a lot yes., Wed 30 May 2007, 0:38, archived)
# that's because you're a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:39, archived)
# No he isn't,
the term you are looking for is "ginger nuts flid"
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:41, archived)
# there are a lot of red heads that visit
this site, including the owner who would happily cunt you in the fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:45, archived)
# you spelled laughing wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:41, archived)
# how would you know
you appear to have a doctorate in comedy and, ironically be named dyslexia
(sir swear a lot yes., Wed 30 May 2007, 0:47, archived)
# its a non-sequitor and a ddddddddddddd
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:53, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!!!
i get it
(sir swear a lot yes., Wed 30 May 2007, 0:55, archived)
# that's easy.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYU_acj2uc8
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 30 May 2007, 0:31, archived)
# I love horses.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:32, archived)
# Ive finally learned to check links
because horses, I can take 'em or leave 'em
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:33, archived)
# OI, CUNT.
THIS BOARD IS FOR PICTURES, INNIT.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:40, archived)
# chew on some dick, you pimpledicked dogfucker.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:42, archived)
# that's a bit harsh.
surely a text on a picture expressing your disappointment is the grown up thing to do?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:44, archived)
# Preferably of a Kitten
Or a puppy.

Or Hitler.

Either way, you're good.
(I helped save b3ta! Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:45, archived)
# agreed
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:45, archived)
# Twas a bit harsh.
But he's been here long enough, he knows what the boards are about and the rules on them, and I was joking.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:47, archived)
# yes but surely
you have been here long enough to know that this is all the doctor ever does. There is no use complaining, he can't hear you, he's not even on the same plane as you.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:50, archived)
# ahhh you're here darlink
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:45, archived)
# I FOUND YOU A TASTY BEVERAGE
IT IS TASTY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:13, archived)
# Request
Does anyone know or remember the ad with the gorilla leaving the toilet and stinking out the place, completely awesome ad, probablt for some toilet air freshener? I really need to know, a linky link to a video would be much appreciated - cause i need a larf


The only reason i asked this is because a person asked me about the ad and i seemed to remember it vaguely, and yes, i was somewhat amused by it, meaning i laughed.
So i logged onto B3ta, for which i havent been bothering for a very long time (as i work, at a job), thinking that some of the users might have been able to help out. However, a cretin replies. end of story.

cue wanky thrown together pictures depicting some bollocks of some kind.
(sir swear a lot yes., Wed 30 May 2007, 0:28, archived)
# I wish you would die.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:29, archived)
# wow
try sex
(sir swear a lot yes., Wed 30 May 2007, 0:29, archived)
# HOW ABOUT I FUCK YOU UP THE ASS WITH A RUSTY JAGGED EDGE DILDO, YOU CUNT.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:30, archived)
# right,
I'm going to try a different mode of request. can anyone, other than doctor dyslexia, help me with finding a video aforementioned about a defaecating primate?
(sir swear a lot yes., Wed 30 May 2007, 0:33, archived)
# no.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:35, archived)
# YES I FOUND IT.
IT WAS HILARIOUS. IT WAS AN APE TAKING A SHIT.
I HAVE THE LINK BUT IM NOT GOING TO GIVE IT TO YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:36, archived)
# i love you Doctor
You give us humour where other fail
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:45, archived)
# OOOhhhh,
that shitting monkey?!!!! look in the mirror mat im sure you will see it there
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:36, archived)
# YOUR NAME IS BROWNPANTS
jesus
(sir swear a lot yes., Wed 30 May 2007, 0:54, archived)
# go crawl back up yo momma's arse,
and sit in her "speshul" corner
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:35, archived)
# you make me want to pick up a guitar
and celebrate the myriad ways that i love you
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:30, archived)
# The corner will make it all better
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:30, archived)
# how about
fuck off?
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 30 May 2007, 0:30, archived)
# Get out.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:30, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:30, archived)
# That still makes me snort with glee everytime I see it.
(Peljammy Watching Godzilla, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:36, archived)
# hahaha
good...GOOOOOD.


/Sith blog
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:40, archived)
# Thankies
*returns to watching mock the week*
(Peljammy Watching Godzilla, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:41, archived)
# are you skinning up with astroturf?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:35, archived)
# just one cretin?
the cretinous replies were plural
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:47, archived)
# i agree
i stand corrected
(sir swear a lot yes., Wed 30 May 2007, 0:50, archived)
# surely you knew
that you were letting yourself in for a raping by coming to the board with nothing more than a question? Right or wrong it has happened for years.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:54, archived)
# well, yes
but i thought that you'd all be at least 17 by now, but i thought wrong
(sir swear a lot yes., Wed 30 May 2007, 0:58, archived)
# Oh behave you petulent little imp. I've got socks older than you
If you don't understand the b3ta board read the faq, if you read the faq and don't understand it then post at your peril but expect yo be abused. Take it like a man for christ's sake. There is not a man jack of us who have not had a hammering here. Puerile or not you have to remember where you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:03, archived)
# Thank you
Thank you for telling me the rules of the board. and what age are you?
(sir swear a lot yes., Wed 30 May 2007, 1:07, archived)
# I'm
forty one.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:10, archived)
# holy crap
i'm 30 and i thought i was the grand daddy of the interweb
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:11, archived)
# hmm
'peurile or not you have to remember where you are'
'i am forty one'



(sir swear a lot yes., Wed 30 May 2007, 1:14, archived)
# just because you can not comprehend my sentencing
does not mean there is something wrong with me. I was calling the act of people abusing others being puerile but even so you can't expect anything else here, especially at this hour.

And if I offended you by posting a silly picture of a sad puppy then I apologise, but I'd advise you to get therapy for your complex.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:20, archived)
# When you havent been "bothering" with this place for a while
Why did you decide that people here would help you? (:
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:53, archived)
# oh jesus
i dont know. to tell you the truth i tried to log onto 4rthur a while back and just stopped caring
(sir swear a lot yes., Wed 30 May 2007, 1:02, archived)
# One word says it all.
*CUNT*
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:01, archived)
# well seeing as this tool has wasted a thread touching ham
i'm going to post something i've been playing with tonight and which i'm quite pleased with
shutter07 toned 03 in flames small

click for original

edit: oops. sorry. very tired

click for biggar

2nd edit: sir swear a lot instead of replying to all the 'puerile' replies trying to make out that that the spanging was uncalled for, you could edit and put something useful in your post. and yes, remember where you are. if you went in a jesus blog and put 'i love doing all your mums up the shitter' you would also go down in flames. just in a different way. horses for courses.
(mogfather has just climbed off your mum, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:15, archived)
# fucking hell
biggar by any chances?
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:18, archived)
# thread no longer wasted
you have some hummus
whereas i eat hummus
(peripheral squirrel squeezin' teabags since, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:20, archived)
#
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:45, archived)
# fail
(I helped save b3ta! Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Wed 30 May 2007, 4:36, archived)
# .
(onomatopoeicneologism, Wed 30 May 2007, 3:07, archived)
# Hmmmmm..... Hammertime,
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:23, archived)
# is it just me?
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:29, archived)
# he gotta hook
it aint no pirate time
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:31, archived)
# Is this a blot on your copybook?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:41, archived)
# potty potty potty
did you hear the tune I made for my shitty youtube video? ( the video was carp but I liked the tune )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:16, archived)
# Oh blimey haha
The old ones are... y'know
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:18, archived)
# ...the old ones.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:19, archived)
# Old ones......


woo to your old one.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 30 May 2007, 0:23, archived)
# Is that like, a room full of taps?
That'd be awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:25, archived)
# Yes. Taps which pour beer!
Hence the name 'tap room'.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 30 May 2007, 0:28, archived)
# Beer? Aww ...
I wanted just the watery kind of taps :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:29, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:25, archived)
# is it
...imprisoned under the sea, awaiting the day great cthulhu will rule the earth again?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:23, archived)
# oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:24, archived)
# part of a 1/2 finished picture - that i felt looked quite cool! :D
rags wallpaper on white
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:16, archived)
# Woo
That's some arse she has on her.
*slaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:18, archived)
# hehehee
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:20, archived)
# That is looking excellent..!
hope we can see the finished article.
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:19, archived)
# thank you sir!
yeah i will post the finished pic soonish :D just making sure i am happy with it :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:21, archived)
# rather cool
woo
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:21, archived)
# woo
thank you sir!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:24, archived)
# lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:31, archived)
# thank ya!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:33, archived)
# That IS cool Rev
Don't finish it!
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:32, archived)
# thank you sir!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:33, archived)
# I'm sure i saw your alias somewhere recently...
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:35, archived)
# i'm on a few different sites
with roughly the same name - plus its from a comic (well almost is custer in the comic):D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:39, archived)
# Yeah i think it was in a magazine though,
it wasnt quite the same name but i assumed it was you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:40, archived)
# probably either advanced photoshop
or creative photoshop. i'm in those two mags from time to time :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:44, archived)
# I've been waiting
4 days for a confirmation email for membership of advanced photoshop. I think they fear my skills ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:56, archived)
# the AP forum is slow
try e-mailing emma cake she's nice & helpful :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:59, archived)
# I shall ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 30 May 2007, 1:07, archived)
# Velly nice :)
What is the medium?
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:36, archived)
# just photoshop
:o) thank you btw! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:38, archived)
[challenge entry] And, my latest acquisition by Vincent Van Goat, see?

Clicky for mind-rapingly bigger.

I'm so sorry.. i don't even know how i had the constitution to do it..
(I helped save b3ta! Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Tue 29 May 2007, 23:59, archived)
# argh!
as if anyone would need it... bigger
*clicks anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:00, archived)
# Woo
I hope you drew the hands from memory.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:00, archived)
# Nope
I had to literally, plan the ENTIRE filtering sequence on the original image by memory, and execute it as fast as possible to minimise exposure.

Almost lost me tea as well..
(I helped save b3ta! Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:05, archived)
# was it worth it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:06, archived)
# I don't know
(I helped save b3ta! Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:07, archived)
# you might find this useful in future
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/psd/goatsehands.psd
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:07, archived)
# Cheers, bit late now.
But i'll remember that next time i decide to do a Goatse related image
(I helped save b3ta! Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:08, archived)
# How handy
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:09, archived)
# Why... Just.. Why?
Hahahahahaaha.....
(I helped save b3ta! Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:09, archived)
# haha
nice idea, horrid imagery.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:02, archived)
# Ha!
Yes. Good. Very.
(I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:02, archived)
# A pleasant goatse!
Who would've thought it!

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 30 May 2007, 0:03, archived)
# Arrrr Harrrr!
Rather good
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:03, archived)
# i wonder if he
had to stand still long for vincent to paint that
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:05, archived)
# I read that as
wonder if he
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:09, archived)
# bad dave,
you are filthy!
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:16, archived)
# noo!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:06, archived)

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