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# Hmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:13, archived)
# AAAAHHHH!!!
aaahhh!!!
(McMurphy, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:18, archived)
# Legs . . . she knows how to use them . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:20, archived)
# Nice !
oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:26, archived)
# wow
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! The Angiechrist is starting with the death touch & goin from there, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:23, archived)
# From that height,
he could probably suck his own ding-dang-doo.

But where is it? All well and good looking all muscley, but with a tiny penis, where as I am weak and pudgy in places, but have a tiny penis*.

Just kiddin' folks! Its like a babys arm holding an apple!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:28, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
*cleek*

hahaha

edit: I look at it again and it just makes me laugh

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:46, archived)
[challenge entry] who says there's no time in space?...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:06, archived)
# Dangermouse.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:07, archived)
# powerhouse
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:09, archived)
# He the fastest, he's the greatest
HE'S THE BEST!!


EDIT: My Dad was an Editor on DM - plus Wind in the Willows and half of your favourite kids TV characters :D
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:13, archived)
# Tell him I love him
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:14, archived)
# I would but unfortunately he passed away in 2000
And I can't shout that loud. I am massively proud though :)
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:21, archived)
# And rightly so,
great TV indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:24, archived)
# *clicks*
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:07, archived)
# heh
but bindun I'm afraid.

In other news, Mike Reid has pegged it.
Sadly, it's the comedian, not the useless fucking twunt of a DJ.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:13, archived)
# Bollocks
This is a shame
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:13, archived)
# ruuunaraaaaaand!
shame!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:15, archived)
# being a child of the same period
this was also my first thought.

G-G-G-G-Go!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:17, archived)
# awwwww
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:17, archived)
# he's butchered his last
adios mike reids!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:04, archived)
[challenge entry] A full size
snowdome for the win

(Cluck needs a holiday, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:02, archived)
# This is splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:02, archived)
# ta
:)
(Cluck needs a holiday, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:05, archived)
# Excellent
have a biscuit.



Did anyone else just notice that post and delete back there?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:03, archived)
# Me?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:04, archived)
# that's right!
him!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:04, archived)
# No... Ptolemy, I think was the name. Possibly.
Wasn't really paying attention
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:04, archived)
# I was just going to say,

bear in mind that the gay shift prolly won't even have a clue what the word "fortnight" actually means....
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:05, archived)
# Really?
Is it UK specific?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:06, archived)
# It is indeed
very much so (as I learned to my cost)
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:07, archived)
# But it's just 14 nights.
A fortnight.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:07, archived)
# I know *sighs*
it makes complete sense to you and me, but not to a nation for whom "football" has to be renamed "soccer" to avoid confusion with games which involve actually handling a ball.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:10, archived)
# Surely the word existed for all those early immigrants from these fair isles
that went over? I think they do know but are just being silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:13, archived)
# meh
"very rare" it says here - in my experience a considerable underestimate en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fortnight
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:16, archived)
# and here it says they just plain forgot it
www.pbs.org/speak/ahead/change/ruining/

Madness. What do they say instead do you think? Perhaps they have no equally spaced bimonthly events at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:20, archived)
# ^him
Didn't even get a chance to read it.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:06, archived)
# I saw it
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:05, archived)
# what flavour
biscuit I mean, not deleted post!
(Cluck needs a holiday, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:06, archived)
# nice!
heh, if you've seen the simpsons movie, you'll laugh even more!
(ArchNemesis :(){ :|:& };:, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:11, archived)
# first attempt at making small faced celebrities
(viewtiful-si is listening to gary numan, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:01, archived)
# GNOPS!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:01, archived)
# Woo!
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:01, archived)
# HOLY NUTFUCKER
GETBACK

*but woo
is she a mechanic?
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:03, archived)
# I know an extremely easy way
1) find any recent picture of Mickey Rourke
2) post it here
...no modification required!

...although your way works quite well :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:20, archived)
# hahaha
thats true, one ugly guy that!
(viewtiful-si is listening to gary numan, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:22, archived)
# But ideally suited to play Marv
and he actually looks better as him, which says alot.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:23, archived)
# gosh, jay leno
.. has big booobies :P
(I helped save b3ta! The Angiechrist is starting with the death touch & goin from there, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:22, archived)
# I thought I'd just take the time to stir up the Nazis for a minute.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:58, archived)
# TOAP!
unleash the nazi's and the apostrophe police'!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:00, archived)
# TAAPMOAP!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:01, archived)
# you deleter!!!rerererer!!!!rer!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:02, archived)
# Yes,
That was a special kind of irony, I feel.

I was going to do the pacman across the whole post, but I couldn't be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:03, archived)
# :(
it coudl have been the best post ever!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:04, archived)
# Possibly.
What's he banging on about apostrophe's for?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:05, archived)
# oh
for "irony"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:06, archived)
# rabble rabble rabble!
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:00, archived)
# Bastard!
A whole fortnight! I only went away for a week and everyone had forgotten me

edit: your post is just a teensy bit blurry, my friend
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:04, archived)
# Not here?
It's not too well animated, but I've got crystal quality text.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:07, archived)
# same, text is fine
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:09, archived)
# Chairs.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:10, archived)
# Too far too fucking long

Effort to hummus ratio not good.
(Iain K, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:47, archived)
# Woo!
I like it.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:47, archived)
# Yep, I like that too
*is depressed*
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:53, archived)
# Eye see !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:44, archived)
# Bet she was a brilliant pupil at school
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:45, archived)
# pffffttt
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:48, archived)
# NOse MORE PUNS!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:49, archived)
# Awww, come on, you gotta HAND it to me
It's about the only thing i'm good at around ear.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:50, archived)
# Those are crap
Nothing to do with the picture.

She has no nose!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:50, archived)
# I was assuming you were just using body parts.
And she clearly has an ear.


(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:53, archived)
# SECTUMSEMPRA!
Not anymore
Edit: www.b3ta.com/board/7454173
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:53, archived)
# Oh, rape yourself with a Mighty Max toy.
old toy reference ftw
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:56, archived)
# You Shouldn't Do That.
Hawkwind reference ftw
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:57, archived)
# In search of space
I do believe...
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:13, archived)
# You are correct
Right now I have 'Time We Left This World Today'
Doremi Fasol Latido
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:22, archived)
# Iris about to post a pun
But eye forgot it
(Iain K, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:50, archived)
# holy christ on a bike juggling hamsters!
that is disturbing
(Roll_Up_Smoker Hasn't had a cigarette since, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:46, archived)
# Gah!
(Iain K, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:47, archived)
# cor
what a looker :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:55, archived)
# That was terrible!
These puns are as corneas ever
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:56, archived)
# you can't see the aqueous humour in it?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:59, archived)
# Humour? Pfft.
I'm optic out of this.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:59, archived)
# it's just harmless (j)occularity
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:01, archived)
# I 'specs you're right
Also, I was sent a very NSFW (shopped, for your sakes) picture of Emma Watson. It's badly done because they spelled 'Witch' wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:05, archived)
# and is she wearing a pink bra?
etc
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:07, archived)
# She is wearing absolutely nothing
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:19, archived)
# yay
but she'll catch cold like that
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:46, archived)
# Nice
*click*

Another hot cyclops
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:58, archived)
# Is Scaroth of the Jagaroth's bitch
(City of Death trivia)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Bubbles Bubbles Bubbles!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:41, archived)
# I like Bubbles . . .
And I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:05, archived)
# Clicks
even if only because of originality in your choice of monument.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:04, archived)
[challenge entry] House of parliament
(oopster, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:33, archived)
# erm...... ok....
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:35, archived)
# Why the disparaging tone?
Oh, and can you put that down please, you're going to break it in a minute.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:36, archived)
#
its not disparaging really. more "ris" I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:46, archived)
# ^this
Is he not going to explain it at all?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:47, archived)
# toabucp
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:36, archived)
# TOAPB!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:36, archived)
# RIS?
Or just not a joke?



...I swear I just posted this...
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:38, archived)
# I RIS at this
MUA HA HA HA HA

/wrong thread blog
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:51, archived)
# TOAP on a rope.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:16, archived)
# Unfunny TOAP
(Cliph, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:08, archived)
# Made me smile....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:39, archived)
# had a go at an animal mash up


went wrong a bit, any tips would be appreciated :)
(Roll_Up_Smoker Hasn't had a cigarette since, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:33, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your dog?
...sorry :p
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:34, archived)
# That's pretty good!
Nice matching of colours/choice of source pics.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:40, archived)
# That's brill!
I had a go myself, didn't go well at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:47, archived)
# I made myself a desktop


Click for bigger (196KB)

using nothing but the new filters i got yesterday, namely Flaming Pear's Solarcell, Flood and Lunarcell. pretty good stuffs, and if a cack handed numpty like me can do that, imagine what somebody with skillzors could do.

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:20, archived)
# I never got around to installing flaming pear, although I do have it.
Anyone know any good tutorials?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:21, archived)
# nah i just got stuck into it
"push button see what happens mode"

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:23, archived)
# Sadly, no
although I will enquire as to what Flaming Pear IS.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:24, archived)
# a series of plug ins for photoshop
www.flamingpear.com/lunarcell.html
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:25, archived)
# Oooh
expensive?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:25, archived)
# not really about £20-25 quid a set
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:27, archived)
# Fair enough
may have to look into some when I finally get off my ass and get a job
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:30, archived)
# they can (of course)
be found on the dark side of the internets for no pennys at all, but I borrowed my mates :-)
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:31, archived)
# Hmm...
also a good idea. Borrowing that is. Wouldn't dream of looking on the dark sides. Not at all.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:33, archived)
# Joly nice it is too.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:48, archived)
[challenge entry] I want to believe

EDIT: thanks Pedantichrist!
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:07, archived)
# Hahahaha
No idea why I found that so funny, but woo!

*clicks*
(geekboy Hillbilly., Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:08, archived)
# Nice idea
slightly weak message though.

I like what you have done and I like the actual lights too.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:08, archived)
# Thanks
Given that my gratuitous swearing was noted in the last compo - I didn't want to push it. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:10, archived)
# If I didn't like it I would just ignore it.
I think that, when things are very nearly excellent, it's worth putting in my twopenneth worth, even if you ignore it, as I did below.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:13, archived)
# sorted
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:20, archived)
# Winnar!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:22, archived)
# ^this
is now perfect
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:42, archived)
# I want to believe you'll win
*clicks*

WooYayHoupla
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:09, archived)
# hahaha.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:13, archived)
# yes I like that
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:21, archived)
# This is most cool
win
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:26, archived)
# hahaha
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:45, archived)
# LOL
that made me giggle, so it did. *click*
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:08, archived)
# I don't know why...
but have a clicky :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jonoton, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:37, archived)
# haha excellent.....
*Clicks*
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:52, archived)
[challenge entry] At least they will make decent diving boards
for the olympics.....




suppose i could compo this....... might as well.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:35, archived)
# Go for it
Alternatively, let's have the abridged version
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:36, archived)
# *spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:37, archived)
# hahahayikyikyik
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:49, archived)
# That took me a shockingly long time
to notice it was animated.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:44, archived)
# i am not shocked.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:47, archived)
# Y'know, for a guy with a pretty good music taste
you're not very nice, are you?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:48, archived)
# haha.
nice and sarcastic are two completely different things.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:51, archived)
# it helps if you put ;) or ;p
at the end of sarcastic comments

It stops people thinking you're just being rude
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:53, archived)
# yea! :p
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:53, archived)
# shut it you complete arse ;P
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:55, archived)
# fortuantly my arse was never open :P
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:16, archived)
# playful sarcastic is not my style.
and yes, when posting on the internets, style is serious matter to me.
-straightface-
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:55, archived)
# it's not a case of style its a case of people not liking you
because they don't realise you're trying to be cool
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:56, archived)
# 'ning toast
and 'ning idiot
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:57, archived)
# greetings.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:58, archived)
# that doesn't really matter to me if i'll never meet any of you.
and if i can't say what i want the way i want to say it i might as well not say anything.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:57, archived)
# To be fair, I agree.
There are a lot of newer members who take what I say seriously and see me as a grumpy old bastard and, for a bit, I cared, but if they can't tell that I don't mean it then fuck 'em

In the arse

With a shovel.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:02, archived)
# hurrah!
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:03, archived)
#
shovel rake.

Sideways.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:05, archived)
# but you are a grumpy old bastard :p
*runs*
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:05, archived)
# *fetches stout stick*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:06, archived)
# Is that like
a weasul stick?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:07, archived)
# I read that
as snout stick.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:07, archived)
# Well I read it as 'stoat stick'
Hence: www.b3ta.com/board/7454122
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:08, archived)
# Is that your pet name for your cock?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:09, archived)
# No
it's my name for something you use to beat up large rodents with.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:10, archived)
# If I might refer the honourable gentleman to my previous question?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:14, archived)
# Fine, I admit it.
I kill rodents with my stoat stick.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:16, archived)
# That's the whole point
Have you ever posted something on /links?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:02, archived)
# if i never posted anything on /links, i'd still have my old account.
and /links is a slightly different context, as is /talk.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:04, archived)
# Yeah but the principle still applies.
Unless you're on /talk.

What happened to make you lose your old account?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:05, archived)
# He's an absolute cunt.
Nobody likes him and he has no friends.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:07, archived)
# he's right.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:07, archived)
# Oh ok
I knew there was a reason.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:07, archived)
# i've explained this far too many times.
www.b3ta.com/board/7453347
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:10, archived)
# Tribbing? Scissoring?
www.b3ta.com/board/7453354
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:12, archived)
# look it up, dammit.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:14, archived)
# Waaaay ahead of you
Edit: you wouldn't happen to know where I could find that video you posted, would you?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:14, archived)
# no, i lost it.
lost spunked on past recognition.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:20, archived)
# I made this yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:53, archived)
# FASTER!
+ little bit of motion blur
meanwhile - WOo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:54, archived)
# I tried a variety of speeds and I like this
although many disagree.

Here for more: www.b3ta.com/board/7453108
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:55, archived)
# they're both the same speed.....
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:17, archived)
# They bloody aren't.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:21, archived)
# well the last few frames are faster...
but they look exactly the same!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:47, archived)
# You don't, perchance,
know how to do motion blur in After Effects, do you?
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:03, archived)
# needs more frames
do it, go to the trouble!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:55, archived)
# No, I disagree.
I deliberately wanted it to be like this so, although it might not be a style which is as popular as some of my other work, this has turned out pretty much exactly as I had envisioned.

Also, I don't know how I'd do more frames - I'd have to make the rider out of bits of these frames and I don't think it would ever look quite right.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:59, archived)
# Thanks for the comment though.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:02, archived)
# fair enough :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:04, archived)
# I nearly went and did it, just to appease you,
but fuck it, I need to take the radiator off the wall in the kitchen so I can plaster behind it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:06, archived)
# I've got the old Thames TV ident in my head now
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:54, archived)
# da da da
daaaaaaa da di daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(Cluck needs a holiday, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:58, archived)
# You utter chundernugget...
...I'll not get that shifted until the small hours now.

Unless... Booze!
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:01, archived)
# what a fantastic idea
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:03, archived)
[challenge entry] oooh nice
have this unrelated compo entry

(Cluck needs a holiday, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:57, archived)
# I like your unrelated compo entry.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:00, archived)
# no wonder he's smug
taking someone elses triumph like some kind of arch villain!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:00, archived)
# ^.-
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:08, archived)
# at least someone noticed
*sniff*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:22, archived)
# have a free spang
and an arf
(Cluck needs a holiday, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:07, archived)
# do the FAQ dance...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:20, archived)
# I prefer the belt dance myself.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:23, archived)
# who here remembers GMOS's sunday night dance marathons?



(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:28, archived)
# nobody?
alright then.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:34, archived)
# I remember.
And I remember you, in a previous incarnation.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:34, archived)
# GASP!
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:35, archived)
# You've been about less of late.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:08, archived)
# sometimes popes give birth
but only sometimes

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:37, archived)
# asexually?
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:41, archived)
# after fucking
usually it happens when they are a wummin and nobody knew

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:42, archived)
# hahaha.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:42, archived)
# is an genuine™ historical fact :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:43, archived)
# shit!
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:46, archived)
# I think all popes shit
otherwise there'd be a perpetual presence of papal pap and eventually it would detonate out through the mouth, nostrils, ears and also squirt out around the eyes

fucking mess that like :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:49, archived)
# i'd like to see a video of this.
-flies on internets to solution!-
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:51, archived)
# it may have happened several hundred years ago
so the the likelyhood of a video, while not impossible, is low

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:52, archived)
# OH GOD MY BODIE!!~!@
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:53, archived)
# The spoons!! the spoons won't bend any more!
uri geller you bastard! now I get burned when I try to eat soup!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:01, archived)
# hahaha.
blame everything on uri geller.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:02, archived)
# it's his fault!
the bender!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:03, archived)
# hehehe him and that awful harry houdini.
always somehow escaping.
makes me sick.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:07, archived)
# To be fair,
he fucked Exeter City about something rotten.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:10, archived)
# uri geller?
what did he do?

/too lazy to google blog


edit: *discovers it's about football, falls asleep*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:23, archived)
# YAY time TO dance
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:27, archived)
# zomg
that goes too well with bloodhound gang - the bad touch
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:27, archived)
# mmmm bad touch.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:34, archived)
# we need more strippers dancing...
NSFW clicky
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:36, archived)
# dancy time eh
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:34, archived)
# Ace
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:50, archived)
# dance!
NSFW clicky
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:36, archived)
# i have pleasured myself with your work
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:50, archived)
# let's sexy danse!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:40, archived)
# Woo Yay!!!
I can post now! >.<
(lolcunt wants YOUR babies!, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:11, archived)
# I don't post on here much
but they won't like a new user posting a whole new thread with no picture.

Please read the FAQ.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:12, archived)
# Pfft...
Just wanted to say hi.
(lolcunt wants YOUR babies!, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:15, archived)
# do it in an existing thread then :)
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:15, archived)
# or make us a picture
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! < you, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:16, archived)
# /talk

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:16, archived)
# For wordy things go to /talk
This board is for pictures and other pretty things, like me.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:16, archived)
# I like your modesty

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:18, archived)
# So do I.
It is but one of my many and varied features.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:19, archived)
# And I just wanted to say
fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:17, archived)
# No no no, this will not do.
The fuck offs come after the third strike out.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:19, archived)
# *grumbles*
that's what's wrong with the world today,
too much goddamn tolerance! I'm going out to
strangle me some yuppies.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:22, archived)
#
yuppies one eyed spitting trouser snakes
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:24, archived)
# Where have you been?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:56, archived)
# Quick now! Pay attention! Avert disaster!
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:13, archived)
# FP this now
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:13, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! < you, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:13, archived)
# That>
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:58, archived)
# congratulations
here is your medal
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:14, archived)
# woo yay
competition...
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:14, archived)
# mong
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:17, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:22, archived)
# Hello
you dropped this :
ONE IMAGE
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:17, archived)
# I see what you are saying here.
B3ta is like some kind of giant bird that people show pictures to.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:20, archived)
# gas mark 4 - 20-30 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:23, archived)
# Re-plant your brassicas in May,
cover them in mulch.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:25, archived)
# heh you said bra
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:30, archived)
# and "sic"
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:35, archived)
# ^
This
(Badgers wear Corpsepaint it's true, I've seen them..., Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:29, archived)
# any excuse

Bollox not tuesday...wake me up in a couple of days.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:25, archived)
# silly hummel
sunday ist not tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:26, archived)
# *Lives in Tuesday land
Went to Barnsley today....Village of the damned permanant Tuesday.

Barnsley is in Yorkshire...DO NOT GO THERE
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:29, archived)
# -grew up in Rotherham, supports Sheffield United
deep rooted hatred of anything Barnsley related

..except my auntie
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:32, archived)
# I used to live in Sheff and work in Rotherham,
which I thought was the arsehole of the world.






(until I visited Barnsley)
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:47, archived)
# that's one shiny helmet you got there
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:30, archived)
# Hello :)
It's nice that you want to say hello to everyone but you'll get a much friendlier response if you only use new threads to post a new picture you've made.
The main reason for this is that your pictureless post will push someone else's pic off the bottom of the /board.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:30, archived)
# you
are like a big soft fluffy, who I just wants to huggle

and ning/noon to all
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:49, archived)
# If I could be bothered
I would make you a "Worst Evar 1st Post" certificate.

Hello welcome .... I think you missed the FAQ

[edit] just edit your post and stick in a picture of yourself from your Photobucket that will keep em at bay
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:31, archived)
# doomed
oh, and can someone post a pathetic response to my horrific nazi overreaction please omg

I'm so rude! damn me!

(this is an anti anti nazi rant)

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:36, archived)
# cunt
that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:38, archived)
# :)
poo face!!!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:41, archived)
# you wanted a pathetic response
you got one.

however, being a nazi can be quite fun.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:45, archived)
# bumshaften aus dem newbie freunden ist gigglepfunf
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:49, archived)
# crazy germans!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:51, archived)
# hahhahhhahhaa
YAY...aces
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:53, archived)
# genuine weapons of the 3rd reich innit
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:04, archived)
# I also had a secret need to call someone a poo face
:D

sorry, it was a cunning plan

I feel guilty and dirty and cheap now

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:50, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:05, archived)
# I was listening to it on the radio
and thought ....



sorry it's old news
(Cluck needs a holiday, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:07, archived)
# whos he?
ohhh a peice of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:09, archived)
# some bloke whos really in the thick of it
...but was really a comedian in a program called the thick of it, and now hes been busted for looking at kiddie porn and sexually poking 14 year old girls (apparently)
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:11, archived)
# are you technically a paedo if you do it with girls of that age ?
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:16, archived)
# No, you are definately a paedo if you do it with girls of that age.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:18, archived)
# nah, you're just lucky
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:19, archived)
# Pffffft.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:21, archived)
# depends if your a 14 year old lad
but you are technically a paedo if you download images and videos of people having sex with children

as i believe was found on his computer
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:18, archived)
# agreed ...
downloading kiddie/porn and/or touching kids bad times...
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:21, archived)
# not if you're 14.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:19, archived)
# what if your 33?
and she says yes
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:22, archived)
# you only live once
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:24, archived)
# hahaha the trap is sprung ...


(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:29, archived)
# haha
remind me of my old biology teacher. he used to get my physics teacher and look at the girls thongs as they leant over.

dropping things and asking them to pic it up was a favourite.

i now realise how wrong they were
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:31, archived)
# I lived a few doors up from a real perv...
he got put in prison for touching kids in the park...

(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:34, archived)
# the charge of poking a 14 yo girl
has been chucked out
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:10, archived)
# He
is a pedo comedian... Methinks
(lolcunt wants YOUR babies!, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:14, archived)
# The Fly


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:15, archived)

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