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# sorry

*edit - hey! where'd the post above go?
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 8:18, archived)
# *spangs*
 
Nicely done.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 8:21, archived)
# arf!!
I'm back b3ta!!
my quest was a success!!
i slayed the maiden, bummed the dragon and lost all the richs playing dice with a tramp!!
'NING ALL
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 8:38, archived)
# Where did you disappear to?
'ning
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 8:41, archived)
# *scoops up*
had a week off to decorate.
bah!
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 8:41, archived)
# 'ning!
and welcome back.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 8:43, archived)
# thank you!!
*wipes tear*
did i miss anything good?
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 8:46, archived)
# Hmm...
A deluge of compo-related RIS, quite a few threads without pictures, and some excellent work from people.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 9:01, archived)
# as if....
;)
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 9:02, archived)
# welcomeses
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 8:44, archived)
# Ben!!!!
hello :)
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 8:48, archived)
# auntie!!!
and it's Mr Ives!
=)
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 8:49, archived)
# Ben!
Don't be cheeky to your auntie or you'll get no sweeties...
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 8:53, archived)
# sorry auntie!!!
hows things anyways?
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 8:57, archived)
# Fine fine, bimbling along as ever
you?
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 8:58, archived)
# not too bad.
be on here is the only good thing about being back!
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 9:06, archived)
# ssssssh
down here
be quiet, we're hiding from the compo
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 8:50, archived)
# *hides behind desk*
is it a bad one?
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 8:53, archived)
# for me, yes
I'm rissing over most posts,
and the board just moved too fast at times to have any conversation
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 8:58, archived)
# pffft
noob
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 8:55, archived)
# WHAT!!!!
*explodes*
how the devil art thou stinky minky?
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 8:58, archived)
# i'm grand
i went out for my stag night and i got 4 lapdances!
all paid for by friends!

you missed these while you were away

www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/15759/1186183852/girl3.gif

www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/15759/1186182463/girl2.gif

www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/15759/1186182447/girl.gif

and some others that i have added to my site.

www.glasjay.com/personal.htm

is your house all lovely and decorated now?

(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 9:01, archived)
# no.
i was trying to strip the wallpaper in my daughters room and the the fucking plaster was coming away from the wall!!
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 9:05, archived)
# damn you plaster!
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 9:09, archived)
# Whoah
Disappearing post!
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 8:47, archived)
# *bleaches*
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 8:49, archived)
# and
from a member of three years!
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 8:49, archived)
# I was having a chat with Keyboard Weasel too
KW, you're thinking of the Jim Henson film "Labyrith" ;P
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 8:51, archived)
# Because he'd stolen it, I reckon.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 8:51, archived)
# oh, was it leeched?
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 8:51, archived)
# I've definitely seen it before.
He may have made it, but I'm not so sure.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 8:53, archived)
# some toss from kids TV
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 8:54, archived)
# one should at least slightly edit gifs one copies from gifdump

(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 9:01, archived)
# Which is probably a good thing.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 8:51, archived)
# RIS?
but I'm sure it's woo.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 8:49, archived)
# It's Bruce Dickinson from Iron Maiden
and the awful 3d background is the generic results of the package Bryce
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 8:50, archived)
# Aha!
I now get it :)

Didn't think the lens flare and planets was quite you somehow!
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 8:51, archived)
# i thought it was cliff.
doing his walking on water trick.

sorry.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 8:59, archived)
#
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 7:48, archived)
# Little coquette!
making fun of the one who loves you..

woo!
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 7:50, archived)
# Yay!
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 7:52, archived)
# Repeat pose?
Woo.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 7:52, archived)
# Yeah
this is at least the 6th of these. I think I have others under different file names too.
I find this pose really nice to work with for some reason.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 7:54, archived)
# Here, bonus pic :)
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 7:56, archived)
# you have at least 10 little girls
locked up in your basement aicmfp

Edit: Oh, and woo
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 7:58, archived)
# Oops...
9 now
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 8:14, archived)
# "What's black, blue and hates sex?"
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 8:15, archived)
# Is it Tina Turner?
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 8:28, archived)
# I hope so!
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 8:29, archived)
# And here's the one that got me started on them... still my fave of these.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 8:00, archived)
# We should dub her Lady Hummus then.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 8:10, archived)
# Ahh, yes.
The fisting picture.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 8:01, archived)
# I was talking to a friend the other day who'd never heard "Fists of Love".
 
He was pleased to be enlightened on this matter.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 8:09, archived)
# I told my boss what space-docking was the other day.
I need to desensitise him so he'll get used to me.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 8:14, archived)
# Bagpiping lol

www.youtube.com/watch?v=65oS6BYEfr0

Link to Jam excerpt which is NSFW
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 8:17, archived)
# Hahhhaha!
OH MY.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 8:31, archived)
# Oh man, even I had to look that one up!
 
"Rusty trombone" is still my favourite deviant euphemism.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 8:23, archived)
# Oh yes.
Eiffel tower always gets a laugh too.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 8:25, archived)
# HIGH FIVE!
 

 
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 8:29, archived)
#
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 8:31, archived)
# He don't forg much no more.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 8:40, archived)
# I just looked up space docking
New one on me lol

(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 9:52, archived)
# nicely
done sir
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 7:53, archived)
# Spiffy indeed
I likes it :D
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 7:59, archived)
# Nice - looks like a old-fashioned blueprint
sorta...

Where did you find the source?
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 8:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Have some Maiden..


Don't ask me why Satan lives in Sweden either..
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 7:13, archived)
# He's got real estate all over.
 
Woo!
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 7:18, archived)
# 661 is the number of the beast
666 is a common misconception
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 7:20, archived)
# That may be very true...
But Iron Maiden didn't sing it like that..
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 7:20, archived)
# shows how poorly educated
and fake they are then doesn't it! ;P
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 7:22, archived)
# I'd say they're pretty well read for a metal band..
Stuff from Poe, John Wyndham, Tennyson, Coleridge, Aldous Huxley, probably a few more too
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 7:26, archived)
# This is true
plus of course Bruce's sporting achievements
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 7:26, archived)
# haha didn't he do fencing or summat?
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 7:38, archived)
# Olympic level
plus he's a pilot, author, dj and all sorts of other things.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruce_Dickinson
He also looks weirdly young for someone rapidly approaching 50
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 7:39, archived)
# Not really. He came clean about that a few years back.
He'd be seeded while the Olympic fencers were all resting. As soon as they were back in training he'd be knocked back down the ranks sharpish. He is damned good though.
And a hell of a pilot too.
But his books were shit.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 7:44, archived)
# hahahaha, what a cheeky sod :D
So he's the fat kid that's last to get picked for the football team :)
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 7:50, archived)
# But if he'd been fencing instead of making records and going on tour,
He could well have been real Olympic standard.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 7:52, archived)
# Lazy bastard!
Robs us of Olympic glory
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 7:59, archived)
# I submit to you that that's better than robbing us of some
classic, rocking, music
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 8:02, archived)
# I saw maiden playing at this year's download festival
I swear bruce has the energy of a 16 year old on stage
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 9:57, archived)
# meh you can't really say that now can you
if you ask me the fact that it's technically 616 is just a fun thing to know so you can be a smartarse about it.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 7:30, archived)
# It still might not be though.
If it's all based on a mistranslation, which was supposedly proved by a scroll found a few years back. Who's to say that the scroll is correct and not typoed?
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 7:48, archived)
# Are you suggesting
that something written at least one hundred years after the events might not be 100% factually accurate?!

Word of mouth never gets things wrong or embelishes stories!
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 7:51, archived)
# Heheheh.
Yeah! my imaginary friend could smite your imaginary friend!
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 7:55, archived)
# this may technically be true
but then it's a song lyrics
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 7:21, archived)
# 616
according to Stephen Fry.

Edit: Wiki say yah, but Wiki say yah f'everyting.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 7:28, archived)
# Don't argue with him...
He may enslave you..you know, in a sexual way
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 7:31, archived)
# Unlikely.
Unless it involved sheep.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 7:32, archived)
# Now you've piqued my interest..
I am Welsh after all.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 7:33, archived)
# never heard anywhere that it was 661
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 7:33, archived)
# is it?
could have sworn the 1 was at the end, that explains why I get a pizza delivery place when I ring it I guess
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 7:37, archived)
# Satan's Pizza..
Would you like the eyes of a thousand stillborn goats on that? No..? Just ham...right.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 7:44, archived)
# I thought it was DCLXVI?
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 7:29, archived)
# "kill them in the face" eh
:D
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 7:35, archived)
# I highly recommend you download the whole album.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 7:48, archived)
# AN' IF YOU PLAY DEFENDER ROCK THE BRIDGE TO HYPERSPACE.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 7:51, archived)
# FAT GUY IN LITTLE CAR
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 7:51, archived)
# THE CHOICE IS YOURS: OBEY ME AND LIVE, OR DISOBEY AND DIE
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 8:08, archived)
# \m/
hurray for this
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 7:20, archived)
# £665.99
The retail price of the beast.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 8:53, archived)
# last one for now...tis delerium

night, all!
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 6:52, archived)
# gnight
and woo
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 6:53, archived)
# if i was trippying right now
id fall hard.

Good Night. I like.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 6:53, archived)
# CYA
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 6:54, archived)
# whats she from?
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 6:58, archived)
# sandman
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 7:00, archived)
# I like her so far
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 7:07, archived)
# aye...
tis a good series.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 7:12, archived)
# Yay!
Fishie too.
:)
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 6:59, archived)
# looks like
a final click before bed time
night all
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 7:00, archived)
# i've had her with tremors
woo
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 7:04, archived)
# Dear me...
SHROOMS INDUCED CRAZY?
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 7:14, archived)
# yay for Delerium
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 7:21, archived)
# ...
i love you.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 7:22, archived)
# are you doing all 7?
I've only scrolled down as far as your excellent Death so far.............

*edit - make that as far as Dream, :D

I expect to see the others tomorrow ;)
www.happytoast.co.uk/Sandman.htm
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 7:23, archived)
# eventually...
i want to make a wallpaper of them...
delerium is my favorite thus far, though...

edit: xox that is amazing and makes me want
to finish the series even though i really should sleep...
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 7:26, archived)
# hoooooray - love her
best thing in the comics.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 8:29, archived)
# 'ning b3ta
prolly bindun but it's early and I was bored.



apologies for shitness :|
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 6:45, archived)
# *dance and squeeze*...
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 5:55, archived)
# I AM SO GOING TO THE LUAU.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 6:15, archived)
# I EXCHANGED MY PAPAYA FOR A STARFRUIT.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 6:16, archived)
# DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR SURFBOARD?
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 6:17, archived)
# SHUT UP AND KISS ME.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 6:18, archived)
# MWAH!
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 6:21, archived)
# LET'S FUCK.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 6:21, archived)
# why did i have to see Alizee?...
...she made me do this!
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 6:18, archived)
# I SEE A PAEDO!
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 6:21, archived)
# Hey!...her I.D. said she was 18...
...honest!
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 6:25, archived)
# You'd rather this old piece of shoe leather?

edit: AT ANY POINT IN TIME!
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 6:43, archived)
# Can I has both at the same tiem plz?
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 6:53, archived)
# YOU SICK SICK SICK PUPPY!!!
*adjust lighting*
*checks camera*
Proceed.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 6:57, archived)
# oh, grow up!!
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 7:23, archived)
# Nuts!
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 7:43, archived)
# Hooray for monday morning CDC's!


'Ning all!
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 8:27, archived)
# Three more! You can do it!
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 8:29, archived)
# ahhhhahhhahah!
 
Well done, sir!
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 8:35, archived)
# *arrests*
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 6:53, archived)
# thats pretty cool
you made her suck ur dick.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 6:34, archived)
# Very nice!
Can you extend it downwards? As it were?
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 6:32, archived)
# Boingie!
Tart!
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 6:33, archived)
# ooh well that's a bit nice
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 6:45, archived)
# death
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 5:45, archived)
# shiney
hat
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 5:52, archived)
# WHY IS DEATH WEARING AN ANKH?
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 5:52, archived)
# because
neil gaiman deemed it so
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 6:00, archived)
# Because the tiny goth waitress that Mr Gaiman based his version of Death on wore one.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 6:27, archived)
# I'll put a fiver on that action.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 6:32, archived)
# this is true
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 7:22, archived)
# Lovely.
*Clickies*
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 6:28, archived)
# thats a cracker
woo
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 7:22, archived)
[challenge entry] I Know It Is Crap. Din dun?


Click for bigger (36KB)
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 5:30, archived)
# Sergeant Pepper's?
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 5:35, archived)
# Yes

(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 5:37, archived)
# Woo!
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 5:39, archived)
# hurray
for teh beatles.

the other day someone wrongfully posted a "wee olive on a yellow submarine" on the link board, dunno if it made it over here though
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 6:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Compo repost: Little Umbrellas

Yeah......I know!
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 5:16, archived)
# OH GOD DON'T GET THAT FUCKING UMBRELLA SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD
*listens to the birdie dance on loop*
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 5:18, archived)
# UNDER MY UMBRELLAAAAA.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 5:20, archived)
# Here, I use this whenever I have an uninvited song stuck in my head:
www.freewebs.com/varockastranged/DJ%20Birdy%20-%20Bird%20dance.mp3

Listen to it five or more times in a row. It's a musical sorbet.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 5:23, archived)
# MEDICINE SHOULD NOT HAVE A PLEASANT TASTE.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 5:26, archived)
# SALMON SHOULD NEVER BE PURCHASED AS A PASTE!
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 5:29, archived)
# SALMON IS PLENTIFUL
DO NOT PURCHASE TUNA.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 6:13, archived)
# I HAD A TOTALLY SWEET OF MIDI OF THAT BUT I CAN'T FIND IT.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 5:33, archived)
# TOTALLY SWEET MIDI IS A TORTOLOGY.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 6:04, archived)
# THAT MEANS SOMETHING THAT IS MADE OUT OF CAKES.
MMMM, CAKES.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 6:08, archived)
# METHCAKES.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 6:10, archived)
# AND I HAD MY DROPPER, AND MY NEEDLE, AND MY SPOON
AND I WOULD HAVE SO MUCH FUN
 
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 6:17, archived)
# SO IS 'CRAZED GERMAN'
AND 'UNHAPPY ENGLISHMAN'
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 6:08, archived)
# vermin
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 5:01, archived)
# Do people prefer the fast or the slow version of this?
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 5:03, archived)
# I'll gaz you tomorrow
I've bookmarked it but I can't listen to it now.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 5:04, archived)
# slowed down version.
although the fast one is great for dancing.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 5:08, archived)
# i like slow vermin better.
easier to catch.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 5:17, archived)
# I like the faster one better
It fits your style a little more if I can judge from the one or two other songs I've heard.

Even outside of that context I would say it still sounds better.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 5:42, archived)
# awwwwww!
Cute!

also delicious.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 5:06, archived)
# this is impossibly cute
woooo
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 5:14, archived)
# This is really cute :)
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 5:15, archived)
# this is a huge u-turn
from your usual style - very enjoyable! Woo!
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 5:23, archived)
# Its very old
but never posted here
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 5:40, archived)
# oh hai guys
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 5:00, archived)
# OMFG WTF??
U R WASTIN INTERNETS FULE
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 5:02, archived)
# HE FALES.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 5:09, archived)
# HAI2U.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 5:06, archived)
# I'VE GOT HIM ON IGNORE
FOR WASTIN INTERNETS
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 5:07, archived)
# I AM IGNORING:
DOCTOR DYSLEXIA
GOLDEN FANJITA
RAPITINUI
MOFAHA
ROB
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 5:08, archived)
# YOUR NETIQUETTE IS QUITE STRONG.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 5:09, archived)
# I AM ANTI-IGNORING:
PASANONIC

THIS MEANS THAT IF HE POSTS A MESSAGE AND MY COMPUTER IS OFF, IT SWITCHES ON AND READS THE MESSAGE REALLY LOUDLY.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 5:09, archived)
# IMPLEMENT THIS FEATURE.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 5:12, archived)
# make it up on a t-shirt
have your people call mine, we'll do lunch and have big centre of the mall LOL's!
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 5:13, archived)
# I LOVE A GOOD CENTRE OF THE MALL LOL.
I AM ON THE PHONE TO MY PEOPLE RIGHT NOW, SO HOPEFULLY THEY WILL BE ON THE PHONE TO YOUR PEOPLE SOON AND THEN YOUR PEOPLE WILL BE ON THE PHONE TO YOU.

LET'S MAKE ALL THE AGREEMENTS NOW JUST TO FUCK WITH OUR PEOPLE.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 5:20, archived)
# OK - CANCEL THE T-SHIRTS
BUT WE WONT TELL OUR PEOPLE TILL NEXT WEEK - THAT'LL FUCK EM!
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 5:28, archived)
# OMG GF!
hows it going mate?
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 5:10, archived)
# do not want
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 8:37, archived)
#
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 4:42, archived)
# fdasasdfgaa
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 4:47, archived)
# cool
what did you use besides noise? (photoshop)
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 4:47, archived)
# I think you just answered your own question there.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 4:48, archived)
# no I mean besides that...
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 4:50, archived)
# Yeah, here's a quiet version :)

...she looks even meaner in this one :)
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 4:53, archived)
# hmm they're both rather nice
but I think I prefer this 'un

wooness
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 6:49, archived)
# YOU MADE HER WITH SAND
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 4:48, archived)
# multicolored coke
do lines of noses.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 4:52, archived)
# HE OBVIOUSLY DID IT WITH SCENES FROM STAR WARS
YOU ARE WRONG AND YOU TOUCH YOUNG BOYS
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 4:55, archived)
# ofcourse, why do you think theres laws against it?
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 5:18, archived)
# I like this a lot.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 4:56, archived)
# very noisy (i like that!)
and with a thoroughly mean look in her eye
Its a real "WHO TOOK THE LAST FUCKING TIM TAM?" moment
Very nice!
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 5:12, archived)
# i am making a wallpaper with cute little vectors of the endless...

here is dream. i had to do him first, coz he's my favorite...^_^
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 4:33, archived)
# No idea but it looks woo.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 4:39, archived)
# Should I be ashamed that I don't know who the hell you're talking about?
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 4:39, archived)
# no.
sandman isn't that cool.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 4:42, archived)
# NO U
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 4:44, archived)
# I hate you so much some times
you make me want to kill a cute kitten.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 4:49, archived)
# I never said they where terrible,
I kind of like them.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 4:50, archived)
# ok, yeah sandman is kind of dorky.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 4:52, archived)
# holy crap some one elso knows about the sandman comics?
woo some too
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 4:42, archived)
# Really lovely pic :)
I'll google the rest and catch up later :)

Edit: where the hell is rapitinui? I demand answers.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 4:42, archived)
# He's looking at meatspin.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 4:47, archived)
# he's in new zealand.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 4:49, archived)
# ^this
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 4:51, archived)
# NEW ZEALAND IS JUST AN URBAN LEGEND.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 4:54, archived)
# I KNEW IT!
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 4:55, archived)
# BUGGER
YOU MEAN I DON'T REALLY EXIST? THAT SOLVES A LOT ...
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 5:00, archived)
# YOU'RE JUST A CHATBOT.
A GOOD ONE, I'll GIVE YOU THAT, BUT A CHATBOT NONETHELESS.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 5:04, archived)
# THANK YOU FOR THE GOOD ONE
I WILL ADD IT TO MY HOBBY COLLECTION
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 5:05, archived)
# YES. WE GOT FLUSHED DOWN THE SEWERS WHEN WE WERE SMALL
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 5:06, archived)
# AND WE PUT RAZOR BLADES IN YOUR FOOD.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 5:07, archived)
# WE SECRETLY LIKE IT.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 5:25, archived)
# Yooou raaaang?
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 4:55, archived)
# SHOUTY VOICE!
DID YOU SEE MY KITTIN PIC THE OTHER NIGHT?
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 4:56, archived)
# No, I didn't have a 'puter this weekend, but I just checked back.
 
The tabby on a blue sofa?

'slully!
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 5:05, archived)
# No, I meant this:
www.b3ta.com/board/7502967
an old-skool kittin pic.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 5:09, archived)
# Yeah, I did.. I replied when you posted it.
 
Much glee was had by all.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 5:12, archived)
# Fucking hell
I'm really losing it. My memory is completely shot.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 5:15, archived)
# Wait, what?
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 5:34, archived)
# SOMEBODY GET ME MY PILLS
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 5:38, archived)
# WHAT THE FUCK?
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 4:58, archived)
# He's pretending to be in New Zealand.
That's what people say when they're pretending to be in New Zealand.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 4:59, archived)
# Then they try to sell us che4p c1alis.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 5:05, archived)
# heehaw.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 5:07, archived)
# brilliant
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 7:23, archived)
# drunk on a sunday...
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:31, archived)
# dance?
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:35, archived)
# HOT
Who she?
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:37, archived)
# woo yay!...
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:39, archived)
# thats alizee
plenty of her on the web.

.... literally

(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:40, archived)
# damn
Me likey
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:44, archived)
# Damn you!
I have to go meet with a client now and that is all I am going to be able to think of!
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 3:02, archived)
# yes
yes
yes yes yes
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 6:51, archived)
# Wasn't there someting about her really being a dude?
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:44, archived)
# nope
she was underage though.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:44, archived)
# ah reet
knew it was something that ment people wern't supposed to fancy her
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:45, archived)
# Alizée married fellow French singer Jérémy Châtelain in late 2003
Boo.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:47, archived)
# Christ..
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:49, archived)
# am I the only one
finding this hypnotic?
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:51, archived)
# You should all be out finding a girlfriend if you ask me.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:53, archived)
# agreed
But I'm on a nightshift, so it'll have to wait.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:58, archived)
# Ive got a very nice one now,
But I used to have one with a body like that!
I'd miss her, but she was a head case.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 3:06, archived)
# they usually are
Especially the redheads. Shame they are my kryptonite.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 3:07, archived)
# What, they render you impotent?
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 3:20, archived)
# they are my weakness
achelles heal if you will.

But good burn.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 3:28, archived)
# I can resist anything, except, a cheap laugh.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 3:31, archived)
# AND SOME FURRYPORN.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 3:47, archived)
# SHUTUPASSCLOWN.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 4:02, archived)
# AND DON'T FORGET THE DICKBUTTS.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 4:04, archived)
# Squirrels with tits!
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 8:28, archived)
# I stay at least 15 miles away from redheads now
Brownettes are my new bag baby.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 3:29, archived)
# I HAVE SEX WITH WOMEN.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 3:51, archived)
# LIES!
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 4:01, archived)
# depends
I could rename my right hand "women" at any time.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 4:07, archived)
# nope
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:54, archived)
# DANCE!!!
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:37, archived)
#
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:44, archived)
# Looks much better with Gmos I must say!

Edit: Off to work meetings now.
See Yas!
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 3:07, archived)
# Painting of friend's first car.

And how I made it here:
www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2610&l=308a3&id=501048196

He loved it. I'm not so sure.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:22, archived)
# hello new person
50k limit is nice.

but if you can't manage that, don't worry, a nasty board nazi will be along soon to play with you.

(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:24, archived)
# wow
that ace!! :D
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:24, archived)
# Swooping in on a Pokemon 'charge' background.
It's got the car and little else so of course.
Looks good. Woo.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:25, archived)
# thanks
Whats a Pokemon 'charge' background? Kinda passed me by at school.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:26, archived)
# duh.
The background that comes up behind a pokemon when they attack.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:27, archived)
# Ah
Never played pokemon. Sorry.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:29, archived)
# Pokies when launched into 'play'/battle
hover on swoop lines for 3 or 4 secs.
edit:in animated tv shows and movies.
Here--
macrochan.org/get.py?sha1=TKJ2JFERIDPDZ2IBMTAKURSTUT5TKZCE
with bonus shoopage.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:29, archived)
# ooh
Now I get it. They do that in Dragonball don't they?
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:36, archived)
# It's a standard in anime and has infected other nations.
It's cheap chance to trim or expand whole
episode to fit time chart. So it's used a lot.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:39, archived)
# i herd you like mudkips
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:37, archived)
# I HEARD YOU LIKE MUDFLAPS.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:48, archived)
# I think it's rather nice.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:27, archived)
# car...
...painting...cool.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:32, archived)
# Groovy!
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:34, archived)
# EEEEK!
*dives into periodicals*
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:35, archived)
# I won't be around much this week.
Got a three-day hui up north Wednesday-Friday, busy getting my shit in order for that;
also a presentation to give tomorrow afternoon, meh.

Still, the Cure are playing tomorrow night!
WOOOO
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:50, archived)
# Start yelling "Where's Roger!?!" over and over in any quiet moments.
[/;-D
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:57, archived)
# ahhhahah.
and Perry, for that matter..

still, they got that fat plonker Porl back now.
Should be fun.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 3:04, archived)
# bah!
those emo cnuts couldn't be bothered coming down to welly.

and i don't care enough any more to actually go to auckland just for that.

have a fun hui! what's it all about if you don't mind me asking?
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 3:16, archived)
# Well, I know a few who are bothering.
If they don't cancel at the last minute like Christina did..

and I know you're calling 'em emo just to wind me up!

It's strategic planning for our national exec, laugh-a-minute stuff.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 3:22, archived)
# wind you up? moi?
I would have gone if they came here. I do love them but wish was the last album i actually, like, cared about. And that was 15 years ago. Lazy of me really though.

the hui sounds a barrel of laughs. still the aftermatches should be fun.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 3:35, archived)
# That self-titled one from 2004 is better than Wish, to my ears.
I'm more than a little curious about the line-up shuffling, and still wondering what'll be in the live set..
it's been nearly fifteen years since I saw them last.
(Wish tour, Melbourne, August 24th 1992)

Don't know how much boozing I'll be doing in Ngunguru, I'm coming back in the afternoon.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 3:38, archived)
# likewise, same tour in welly
ngunguru! shit, that brings back memories. had a family camping holiday there in the 70s and had my first serious crush on a girl there. if you meet susan worthy, say hello!
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 3:51, archived)
# Oh, I will, deodar. I WILL.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 4:03, archived)
# Lovely proper art
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:45, archived)
# something i made...perfect occasion.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:52, archived)
# nice
You should use that stencil everywhere! Expensive cars, pretty girls, cats. Everywhere!
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:59, archived)
# ^this
very cool
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 3:18, archived)
# old school pencil and colouring pencils :D
bird woman
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 1:57, archived)
# Yarghthghg!!
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:01, archived)
# arf!
:o)
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:06, archived)
# little baby..
swisscheese??
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:02, archived)
# hehehe
:o)
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:06, archived)
# sweet jesusing fuck
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:02, archived)
# pffft
:o)
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:07, archived)
# Nork!
Woo.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:02, archived)
# hehehee
norkie - the singular of norks :o)
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:07, archived)
# I thought that was the cheese.
As I assume its fed in the way normal way.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:11, archived)
# maybe
yellow wasnt the best colour for it! :D
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:11, archived)
# haha what
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:03, archived)
# late night
doodling! :D
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:07, archived)
# Mother Goose...,
...emphasis on the 'Goose".
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:03, archived)
# pffft
:o)
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:08, archived)
# Is that little baby cheesus in the pram?
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:08, archived)
# well its supposed to be an egg
but a cheese will do!
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:08, archived)
# I BELIEVE IN CHEESUS!!!
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:11, archived)
# real sketchings.. woo!
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:16, archived)
# i saw this plug-in
in Photoshop creative thats supposed to transform photos into sketches - havent tried it yet though :(
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:22, archived)
# that one is the akvis one
best I seen yet.

(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:23, archived)
# YIFF YIFF GRRRRR
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:19, archived)
# ummm
yes - yiff yiff to you too :D
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:21, archived)
# MEOW
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:28, archived)
# runs and hides
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:31, archived)
# That reminds me of something, but I can't remember what.
 
Woosome!
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Dire effort ... but it's late
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 1:57, archived)
# Not bindun i dont think so...
woo
(Money for nothing imo)
;)
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 1:59, archived)
# Er..
t'was meant to be Sultans of Swing
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:02, archived)
# I know..........
it was a joke.....
oh nevermind
/edit.... you might want to take your reply out of the compo too !
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:04, archived)
# Winnar!
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 8:56, archived)
# awwww!
 
I like this picture more than anything that cunt Knopfler's ever done, ever.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 3:05, archived)
#
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 1:48, archived)
# Noisy birds!
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 1:50, archived)
# ning mof
woo as always.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 1:50, archived)
# I don't know how, but your noise seems to improve with age.
If that makes any sense.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 1:55, archived)
# Thanks :)
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:02, archived)
# yay
brill :)
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 1:56, archived)
# needs more stripping!...
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:00, archived)
[challenge entry] From the bottom of my brain...

edit: So small for a first effort at GIFs. FFS!!!!!!! :(
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 1:42, archived)
# FUCKING christ on a pogo stick munchng gaycock hell...how big?
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 1:48, archived)
# my first effort was an 16 frame gif @ 32.44k
But it is a woo gif,
so you shall not be seeing it in this thread.
In the mean time, have one that I have not fully optimised....
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:02, archived)
# Not that image size means fuck all to me as I have unlimited high speed broadband.
I just like being a /Board Nazi.
It provides a great outlet;)
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:06, archived)
# thisthis and that^
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:23, archived)

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