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# more furtive boating
(LazyBastard, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:06, archived)
# What's this?
Is it some sort of weird furtive buckaroo???
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:17, archived)
# .
woo
(BeeJ, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Protect your life, and the lives of your friends with the...
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:05, archived)
# afternoon!
i just had to go on a cookie hunt so i could change my name back...but when i log into b3ta, aswell as the b3ta cookie ans msn cookie appears...? what the fuck's that all about?
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:04, archived)
# we are owned by microsoft
didn't you know?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:05, archived)
# see...
told you.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:08, archived)
# noooooo....
say it ain't so! i'll pay my subs!?!

mind you, one way or another ms owns us all!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:08, archived)
# It's all part of Rob's sinsister plan to sell all our souls to Microsoft
B3ta is merely a cover for a complex trade in human souls.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:07, archived)
# it's
a one way trade then...all going down aswell!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:13, archived)
# Microsoft already has our souls.
It's in the liscenceing agreement with all their software. come on, when was the last time you read one?
you just press OK and AWAY goes your soul to Bill.
(ComaToast, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:17, archived)
# What's this? SP1?
Ah, yes - please have complete control over what software I have on my system, after all you did provide me with an unstable, insecure, bug-ridden OS. Thank you and "go to hell"
Regards,
FB
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:26, archived)
# Pics from
msn communities I would guess. I still can't stay logged in even after cookie blasting and OS and browser restartage.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:11, archived)
# How odd
I changed your name so it had a capital F, and then _I_ ended up logged in as you :)
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:14, archived)
# yep
I'm getting that every time I add a furtive. I've meant to tell cal....
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:16, archived)
# I've sent
him email outlining the problem.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:19, archived)
# I have absolutely
no b3ta cookie. I deleted them all earlier - got one from Flibz, one from Google but none from you fine folks.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:19, archived)
# i had a stack
of them and some were just [email protected] not me@b3ta, have another look!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:24, archived)
# I have to
use 64.246.28.104.
I deleted all the cookies. MS, Flibz and Google is all I have.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:42, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:01, archived)
# looks like
she's had a stroke to me
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:04, archived)
# She could have a stroke
if she wanted :-)
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:05, archived)
# fnaar
you wee scamp you!
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:10, archived)
# Tis good
Which stroke has she had, i love show business gossip.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:07, archived)
# I absolutley have to have
the i want to believe its not butter image as big as posible so i can stick it on the wall next to my desk... pretty pretty please.
(longboy_mcgoo, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:01, archived)
# yeah
go on.
(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:02, archived)
#
*nods*

A4 size would be good
(Caerdydd, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:31, archived)
# and meeeeeeee!
me too me too me too me toooooo. puhlueeeeez!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:36, archived)
# behold the wonderstuff spectacle
of my singing wound [muted]
(I helped save b3ta! aubergene, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:00, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaggh
Thats gross!! make it a linky! Jesus!
(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:01, archived)
# Nasty
but soo cool.

woo
yay
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:01, archived)
# oh sweet and gentle jesus!
but what's it singing?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:01, archived)
# I reckon it's "white christmas"

(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:02, archived)
# or
Wow by Kate Bush
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:03, archived)
# the metal bar
is to get it in tune
(I helped save b3ta! aubergene, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:05, archived)
# Mac the Knife?
probably.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:02, archived)
# ba boom
tish!
(I helped save b3ta! tstar, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:29, archived)
# mahna mahna
.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:09, archived)
# Lurvely
Is it singing "Thank you for the ether for giving it to me"
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:03, archived)
# Holy
crap, that's nasty!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:04, archived)
# mwah hah hah hah haaaaarrrrr
I'm playing respect by Wheatus it really works with it, oh what fun, and dy-na-mi-tee, I can't stop watching it.
EDIT: MAHNA MAHNA works too
wwwwwooooooo to you, this is keeping me so amused.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:06, archived)
# bleeeeuuuurgrgghhh
gross, really feckin gross!
woo & hyurrrghk
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:06, archived)
# Weeee!
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:08, archived)
# Quite the most disturbing thing
I've seen in a long time. Ta..... I think.
(ComaToast, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:10, archived)
# Yuk.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:12, archived)
# Nice gash!
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:14, archived)
[challenge entry] I know I know!!! Be safe be seen!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:55, archived)
# I have an announcement.
The name TheRage just isn't working out for me. It was a joke name given by a mate that only me and him get so I have decided to announce here, on the B3ta board, that from now on I shall be known by my previous handle...



Thank you for your time and "Feel the toast!". Thank you.
(ComaToast, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:55, archived)
# :-p
(ComaToast, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:31, archived)
# cow jumping
(LazyBastard, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:53, archived)
# He wasn't worried about the ransom...

because he had a little capitol behind him!
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:53, archived)
# hehehe
.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:56, archived)
# hahahaha...
oh dear - that deserves a
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:56, archived)
# Thats a cool wooyay,
I managed to get a five letter word:
DOWNY

(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:59, archived)
# Woo and Ya?
Is that the posh version?!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:00, archived)
# nope,
carols waiting for you to ask for a consonant or a vowel. if you're lucky you'll get a 'p' which you can make - errr, panda i guess.

Edit: And this is my 50th message! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:08, archived)
# she's looking
a bit thick necked there - must've been the new year show!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:11, archived)
# Furtive Boating
(LazyBastard, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:52, archived)
# he ehe he hehehehehehheh eh eh ehehehehehehehe
aaaarrrrrrrrrrrggggggggheheheheheheheheheaaaaa


regards
(I helped save b3ta! big daft dave, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:57, archived)
# i suspect


hes been hiding out with barrymore
(the clagmaster, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:52, archived)
# It's Purile. It's Childish. But I really couldn't resist


showing both of her superpowers.
(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:50, archived)
# you should classify that as safety equipment, too
yes, you should...
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:53, archived)
# Doesn't look
very safe to me.
(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:56, archived)
# It is childish
and it put me in mind of this.

NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:00, archived)
# i always, always
end up clicking those. damn my eagerness and curiosity.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:06, archived)
# i always to do
and we have a firewall that blocks it, and somewhere there must be a log of all the crap i try to see and who is the worst offender, i wonder if i am top in a company this big?
(I helped save b3ta! aubergene, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:18, archived)
# you've never fallen on your tits have you?
eh?
eh?
no I thought not. Well I can prove it's NOT BLODDY SAFETY EQUIPMENT. It probably herts more than your nuts.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:02, archived)
# You've never been hit in the nuts have you?
:) sorry.
(ComaToast, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:05, archived)
# for a woman
speaking from experience - falling on the cross bar of a bike on your pubic bone is excrutiating... and worse when stuck at traffic lights.

that's all.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:07, archived)
# Why have you got
a bicycle cross bar attached to your pubic bone?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:08, archived)
# Yes
that hurts like buggery.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:10, archived)
# you've set yourself up for an easy joke there
any takers? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:12, archived)
# Sounds like workboresme takes it :)
Really sorry but I had to.

/coat
(ComaToast, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:20, archived)
# But "Girls Bikes" don't have that bar in the middle?
You weren't... on a boys bike were you?!?!
(ComaToast, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:13, archived)
# I thought girly bikes have
the crossbar lowered to prevent such things...

...am I being old fashioned?
([]DOo []DOo, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:39, archived)
# Now now,
lets not go causing arguments, we could argue "Whats more painful, a fall on the tits or a kick in the nuts" forever and still not come up with an answer.

Regards
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:05, archived)
# that madam
is where you are sorely wrong (sorely geddit?)
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:07, archived)
# I've got horse drawn nuts
yours sincerley

(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:08, archived)
# weeehhheeeeyyy
sounds like you need to rest those
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:13, archived)
# my fault
for using them like space hoppers
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:16, archived)
# Bloody well don't hurt
as much as your nuts I can tell you.. a firm kick in the nuts can be as painful as childbirth. sorry they are definately alot more fragile than boobs
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:12, archived)
# mmm, boobs
sorry, i was distracted there, what were we talking about?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:15, archived)
# depends
what time of the month it is, they get hellish sensitive some times.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:16, archived)
# they are not as
weak as a small sack of flesh that is under pressure and only protected by a thin skin membrane, plus they are close to a major artery and they bust quite easily

there is also over twice the nerve endings there than in a womans breasts.

they hurt more. nuff said
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:22, archived)
# I knew this would happen.
Tits or tackle, what hurts the most when punched, today on Kilroy.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:16, archived)
# who wants
*edit* no no I shouldn't have said that
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:22, archived)
# yeah and i'll
hammer your boobs
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:25, archived)
# a firm kick in the nuts
is nowhere near as painful as childbirth
and you know it
a kick in the nuts passes in time
a woman cna be in labour for hours trying to pass something the size of a melon
thought I'd leave you with that image

sorry on a womanly rant today (no, not on the blob -on the piss though)
(I helped save b3ta! poshpaws, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:29, archived)
# was comparing the level of pain (as in an instant)
not the time - i know in total its more painful as it's longer but the level the pain gets to can be compared - ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:37, archived)
# Help me please!!
I am trying to find a good quality image of a camera lens, facing the viewer, so you can see the text all around the glass lens.

After trawling through twenty five pages on google image search, I havent found one.

Just on the off chance, can anyone provide. Im trying to do something arty.

(google image search did throw up a genuine picture of liz hurley naked on a sun lounger. Not what I wanted, but a bonus).
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:48, archived)
# searching for 'nikon lens'
produced many, many wonderful images

erm, and this kinda crap one:


this one is nice:
www.cameraquest.com/jpg/nrf111.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:51, archived)
# you sir, are a gentleman and a genius.
thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:14, archived)
# What
keywords did you use to get liz hurley naked on a sun lounger?

I think I need to see that image!

(bigJonnyR, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:53, archived)
# erm
'Liz' + 'Hurley' + 'naked' + 'sun lounger'

by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:58, archived)
# ohh
If only it was that simple!
(bigJonnyR, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:03, archived)
# telephoto lens
its on around page 17
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:07, archived)
# Cheers
Its on page 20.

Thats wasted another 5 minutes of a Friday afternoon which is going far too slowly!
(bigJonnyR, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:15, archived)
# i suggest you go to
ebay. Benn after a new lens for ages, they have loads of pics on there.
(mongoose, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:01, archived)
# woo!
i just clicked back on the moon game and discovered that one of my blobs is sucessfully orbiting! still! its been going for about n hour!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:43, archived)
# Bugger
I have lobbed a million of them. Best orbit: 2 seconds.
(I helped save b3ta! xian, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:47, archived)
# key to success
is moving quite quickly, and close in so the moon doesn't feck with it

[edit] i've got four going for about half an hour.

[edit 2] three. fecking moon
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:48, archived)
# i had
1 going round the moon for about five mins - bit of an erratic orbit mind you.
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:53, archived)
# And I'm going to die
...before I get to 70
(I helped save b3ta! xian, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:50, archived)
# i got one going staight away
and it's still up there..

but that's cos i work for narsar
(I helped save b3ta! big daft dave, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:56, archived)
# crikey and you managed the metric/imperial conversion
and everything
well done
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:05, archived)
# hour and a half...
two of them!
and about five minutes ago, one of the first ones i sent way off out of the solar system came crashing back in at a right old speed...!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:52, archived)
# Lycos fight club
[email protected]


come get some
(2stoned2rite, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Child safety gates
(LazyBastard, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:35, archived)
# Another member of the Kitten Liberation Front
Get's caught red-pawed!
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:32, archived)
# haha
KLF are gonna rock you! Good one.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:34, archived)
# Damn B3tan :(
That same line popped into my head soon as I saw the pic.
(ComaToast, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:02, archived)
# Thats worthy of a
(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:34, archived)
# I thought that was
going to be a belch.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:37, archived)
# I am going to the dog racing at the weekend..
..But I think I am going to be disappointed...

(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:31, archived)
# I'd Bet On That
SPORTS NEWS: -
"And a greyhound jockey was seriously injured yesterday after being crushed when he accidently stood between his mount and a tin of Pedigree Chum"
(I helped save b3ta! Straw Dog, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:43, archived)
# no you wont, its fantastic fun...
you going dahn the 'stow perchance
or to romford dog track or are you from other sunnier climes
(longboy_mcgoo, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:14, archived)
# That's ace
but it would be even better with some doggles!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 15:27, archived)

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