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# Kevin Keegan and his new Director of Football, Dennis Wise...


ning...
(BradfordGman Either you're in... or you're a n**head, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 8:59, archived)
# Cue 50 replies.
Fire
edit:queue?
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:01, archived)
# cue, you were right the first time
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:04, archived)
# Yeah,
Didn't look right for some reason.....
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:14, archived)
# Football + no shop
= fail.


That's MAFFS, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:02, archived)
# So very this^^^
'ning CW. Got that Friday feeling? I have!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:09, archived)
# SENOR!
How goes you and your lovely eyelashes?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:10, archived)
# Ooh, I was editing
I'm gearing up for a luxury weekend at a hotel/country club.
Do you know Ware?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:12, archived)
# Not personally
but I've heard of it. Is it in Herts?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:15, archived)
# it's next door to hertford
more or less
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:16, archived)
# Ahhhhhh
edit: wrong bloke, I'm still not awake yet. Morning Mr TheQueen!

Hertfordshire- not just a place, but a state of mind (except Watford but shhhhh)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:18, archived)
# morning my sweet
and i won't mention watford.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:20, archived)
# I had to mention Watford to my barber yesterday
but I think he survived
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:21, archived)
# He's a stronger man than I.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:23, archived)
# It's an evil place
I used to have to go there when I was doing my bloody pointless apprenticeship.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Aye. I was hoping for some pointers to some pubs with decent ale.
I'll scan beerintheevening later.
It's a freebie weekend I won at work - spa, massage, the lot.
I.Can't.Wait.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:17, archived)
# :D
Well you have a lovely weekend with lots of warm arts and excellence in the heart of the Home Counties.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:03, archived)
# Erm...what have you changed?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:05, archived)
# the filename?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:07, archived)
# no shop
but I sniggered cos I like the sport of ball to foot
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:08, archived)
# ^this
/goes into hiding blog
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:09, archived)
# BLECH
As I argue with my favourite slightly hairier b3tan, who says it isn't for wimps. :D

To put this into perspective, I get frightened of getting down off chairs (got that fear of heights where I'm a great climber, but I can't get down) so I'm hardly a nonwimp.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:09, archived)
# i was
emailed this "joke" three days ago.
(prostheses, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:08, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Thats it,
everyones getting Crankie.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Oh good god!
It's not EVEN TOAP!
(hotrodzombie, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:14, archived)
# new woo!


couldnt be anused to do any shading on the munky.

cant wait to use it 8}
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 8:28, archived)
# i think you just have
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 8:41, archived)
# Somewhat ^this
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 8:44, archived)
# Wook?
'ningles all. FInally managed to open the office 50 minutes late but I have CS3 to play with today!:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 8:49, archived)
# that's nothing, i've got CS6 Pro
'ning nong
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 8:53, archived)
# I've been using 8 since it came out
AND my dad is bigger than your dad!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:02, archived)
# yeah my mum said he was a fat cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:05, archived)
# My dad says your mum
has a fat cunt!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Hehe ning!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:03, archived)
# monkey see, monkey woo
'ning b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 8:56, archived)
# Ning sir
How it be?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:00, archived)
# it be ok except
because some loon took out a load-bearing wall in the 60s, my flat needs a fuck-off 5-metre steel beam in it to hold all the other flats up - at 37 kilos a metre - which means all the water/gas supplies to upstairs have to be moved cos they're in my ceiling

I dread to think how many zeroes are going to be on my bill :(

but other than that, it's Friday and I have coffee, and I have earnt nearly 4 grand this month :)

you?

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:05, archived)
# Bleeeeeedin' ell.
You poor monkies. Well done on the moneybagsness though. Say hello to the lovely Mrs Nibus for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:07, archived)
# brrrrrwoooolalalala

they're coming to take me away ha ha
(batteryislow i need volts, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 8:13, archived)
# looks good to go
(germz infecting your interwebs since 2008, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 8:36, archived)
# lalalaLALALalalALalaLalalALla...

which way to the nuthouse ?
(BradfordGman Either you're in... or you're a n**head, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 8:52, archived)
# edit it so it doesn't pause at the beginning/end and i'll click it :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 8:55, archived)
# by your command sir
clicky!
(batteryislow i need volts, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:06, archived)
# Weirdo.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:06, archived)
# A badger's morning exercise

This is, of course, almost an exact copy of Weebl's badger animation
'Ning all
(I helped save b3ta! My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Fri 1 Feb 2008, 8:08, archived)
# nice one :)
but no pylons? ....
shame on you.
(I helped save b3ta! Munky Boy today I am back., Fri 1 Feb 2008, 8:10, archived)
# Pylons Pylons Pylons Pylons Pylons Pylons Pylons Pylons Pylons Pylons Pylons Pylons
Cables Cables
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 8:59, archived)
# Heheh just saw this!
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Morning :)


would also come in handy if they wanted to build a train line through his field.
*Genius*

Probably GC but www.kidsexchange.net/ .. .Silly people
(I helped save b3ta! Munky Boy today I am back., Fri 1 Feb 2008, 8:08, archived)
# Hospital this morning. Wish me luck, I'm dreading it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 7:40, archived)
# *sends best and a half*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 7:41, archived)
# think of the sexy nurses
when i had my 'pendix out there was a sexy nurse on the ward with a soft irish accent, if it hadn't been for the stomach wound i'd have taken her for a test drive there and then*



*last bit may be lies
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 7:42, archived)
# I'll give her a sex for you.
tbh though, with dilated pupils and blurry vision even the male nurses will probs look do-able to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 7:48, archived)
# The hospital sounds like the best place for your eyes to be.
Don't forget to look at the x painted on the ceiling. I hope they give you the good drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 7:55, archived)
# good luck
i hate hospitals to
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 7:57, archived)
# good luck
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 8:06, archived)
# *wishes luck*
I hate them too, esp the 5 and a half hour waiting times...

Have a happy space teddy to take along:
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 8:24, archived)
# also here's a supportive bee
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 8:44, archived)
# I second that!
(I helped save b3ta! Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 8:54, archived)
#
aw what a nice space teddy
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 5:43, archived)
# I really like these new styles of yours.
I can picture them in giant size, say one per metre, in swanky bars/clubs.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 5:48, archived)
# i like these.
i keep clicking to see the file names in case you, just once, refrain from titling a pic "vectorlayerportrait_S2_41.jpg" or such and instead call it "mayonnaise_deathmatch_pissuparope.jpg".
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 6:06, archived)
# Oddly, that was my original title.
But then I changed it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 6:08, archived)
# O SO NOW YOU'RE MOCKING ME?
THAT'S IT; IGNORE, IGNORE, IGNORE.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 6:10, archived)
# JAMES DEAN.
 


I should be going, I think there're some beers with my name on 'em
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 4:48, archived)
# JUICE DEAN.
Cya Hare.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 4:49, archived)
# oh bai
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 4:54, archived)
# PANCE.. BEGONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 4:56, archived)
# OH YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 4:58, archived)
# What a happy chappy!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 5:47, archived)
# Ta ta!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 4:56, archived)
# see you, don't get too drunk.
or do. it's your liver.

for now.

(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 5:06, archived)
# That's a Woo!
In other news, tonight Gobbledegook and I shared a spliif with both ShitDisco and Gash DJs. Hell yeah b3tards!
(Bernardo O'Higgins at your service on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 5:07, archived)
# james dean is not in this picture
i drank the beers with my name on them already.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 5:24, archived)
# Have a beer for me!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 5:38, archived)
#
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 7:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 4:05, archived)
# outside, kid.
no begging for change in here.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 4:07, archived)
# OH SHIT
IT'S HITLER.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 4:30, archived)
# is that anne frank behind him?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 7:35, archived)
[challenge entry] pylon poem.
Photobucket
my name is boris becker
my head is made of nylon
i have a wooden pecker
it's taller than a pylon.

i'll dance for you in autumn
i'll sing for you in spring
and when it snows in sodom
i'll penetrate your ring.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 3:56, archived)
# those nostrils are just asking for it.
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 3:56, archived)
# *tackles*
hello you! i made a point of coming here early tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 3:57, archived)
# THIS IS SPORTCRIME!
OR IS THAT CRIME SPORT?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 3:57, archived)
# SEXCRIMESPORTFUN!
I'M SURE THAT'S THE LITERAL TRANSLATION FROM THE OLD GERMAN.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 4:00, archived)
# They have(or can make) a word for anything in German.
Where we're still working out if peanutbutter has a hyphen or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 4:03, archived)
# no hyphen, it was deflowered long, long ago.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 4:09, archived)
# Haha
excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 4:05, archived)
# i is the poet laurie ate.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 4:09, archived)
# I say, is there a doctor in the house?
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 3:50, archived)
# COMMENCE RAPE.
;8D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 3:51, archived)
# If by house, you mean her bum... yes.
And mine right after, and before if she's as sturdy as they say.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 3:54, archived)
# it was gonna be Peppers but I thought sturdy girl would make a better assistant
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 3:57, archived)
# He'd be K-9.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 3:59, archived)
# LADY WATCH IT! YOU GONNA GET SEXTOUCHED.
who is she?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 4:02, archived)
# Sturdy girl!
an old b3ta meme.

can't find the original posting, but some of the images that followed were pure class
www.b3ta.com/board/4143528
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 4:12, archived)
# i fail at my joke :(
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 4:15, archived)
# she was advertising crampons or iceaxes or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 4:18, archived)
# i thought it was fish sticks.
or stick fishes.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 4:23, archived)
# I thought it was Yiff-Tourism.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 4:24, archived)
# aaaaaaaaahhhhhhahhhhahhah.
 
YES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 4:25, archived)
# evil_twin thought it was
Pete Townsend.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 4:06, archived)
# it makes about as much sense either way.
 
I just thought the resemblance to Eccleston a little uncanny
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 4:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 3:29, archived)
# I love that little boy.
Where did you find him? Did you search for little hitler and discard all pics of Ian Hislop ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 3:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 3:37, archived)
# o hai mofaha!
 
www.flickr.com/photos/jobee59/sets/72157603571959871/
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 3:54, archived)
# o hai 2 u
Those are lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 4:06, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwwwwww... [9,765,656 'w's] ...www!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 4:12, archived)
# bad girl, bad girl.
daydreaming about little hitler once again.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 4:04, archived)
[challenge entry] You guys have the shape all wrong
This is how electrical transmision towers are actually shaped:



Geez!
(Billybobgeorgebob, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 3:27, archived)
# :(
Oi Fritz! Nooooooooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 3:28, archived)
# A public service announcement: "The Dangers Of Viagra" from the Old Man in the game 'Passage'
(Stoob eats shrimp head first, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 3:15, archived)
# HE, AND HIS ERECTION APPEAR TO BE TRAPPED IN SOME KIND OF GREY FORCEFIELD.
I BELIEVE THIS TO BE A GRAVE ANOMALY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 3:16, archived)
# indeed
gratis
(Stoob eats shrimp head first, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 3:35, archived)
# You win yourself a click.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 3:42, archived)
# fantastic
=)
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Fri 1 Feb 2008, 3:20, archived)
# An erect penis with nowhere to go
is a bad thing.....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 3:24, archived)
# Woo for pixels!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 3:26, archived)
# haha!
i expect to get this sent to me as spam within 24 hours.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 4:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 3:13, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 3:16, archived)
# awww
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 1 Feb 2008, 3:17, archived)
# aww, mom shaved again.
nice job.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 4:13, archived)
# Both the orginal and the superimposed
are absolutely amazing pictures!

Awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 3:24, archived)
# that is a thing of beauty.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 4:11, archived)
[challenge entry] zzzaapp zzzaappp
nuclear pylone.gif
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Fri 1 Feb 2008, 3:11, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 3:11, archived)
# Mmmm glitchy
MmmmmMMMMMMmmhhhhhm.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 3:12, archived)
# yes i noticed after i optimised..
too late to fix
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Fri 1 Feb 2008, 20:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 3:13, archived)
# hey thanks
woo to your "Woo Yay"
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Fri 1 Feb 2008, 3:17, archived)
# YOU CAN'T WOO A WOO.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 3:18, archived)
# hi cockalorum, HO!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 3:34, archived)
# zap.
i like the pic.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 4:25, archived)
# No reason......
just two of my favourite wimmen.....

(BatFastardUK, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 2:28, archived)
# Ill agree with you on Lois.
But Winehouse is a tramp! And not in a good way! She is a dirty skag head whore!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 2:29, archived)
# YOU ARE THE DAILY MAIL
(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 2:32, archived)
# No, he's right.
She's absolutely horrid.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 2:34, archived)
# she might be a rotter
but she's in her early 20s, let her be a bit wrong, i loved it.
(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 2:41, archived)
# No excuse for being a tramp.
Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 2:42, archived)
# If you hate tramps that much,
why aren't you out hounding the rest of them?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 4:32, archived)
# what do you mean tramp?
1) she's far from homeless - infact has a lovely pad in kentish town

2) a slut? she's not that either

Fill me in, Broseph
(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 2:45, archived)
# Psst
You replied to yourself ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 2:46, archived)
# true say
(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 2:47, archived)
# But in response,
She is a tramp. In the way that she conducts herself. I don't know about you, but I live in London, and what she is, we refer to as a tramp.

In reference to your second statement, Oh how wrong you are! She is one of the biggest goers on the Hoxton scene and has been for about 8 years now!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 2:49, archived)
# Well...
Here's a closeup of her cleavage, taken about a year ago.



She's all yours, dude.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 1 Feb 2008, 3:33, archived)
# Does she sing with those?
*shakes head at shallowness of youth*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 3:36, archived)
# That is awful!
Please tell me thats tatty shopped!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 3:40, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 3:44, archived)
# I doubt it.
Her dramatic weight loss is well documented. Such a weight loss often results in stretch marks like that. I've seen them on girls in their 20s before.

As for her singing- there's a video out there of her performing with Charlotte Church in a duet of "Beat It". Go look for it- I'll let the performance speak for itself.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 1 Feb 2008, 3:47, archived)
# Scale up and sharpened so hard you could cut bricks with it.
Oh, those are her's, just not exactly as illustrated.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 3:53, archived)
# I just went and watched that,
QED.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 4:00, archived)
# Glees
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 1 Feb 2008, 3:49, archived)
# No I'm not.
She is a tramp! She wants to be Ella Fitzgerald, yet at the same time acting like Ingrid from Porridge! She is a tramp!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 2:37, archived)
# she is probably
the best singing talent that the world has seen since and even before Fitzgerald and I refute your argument that she wants to be Ella Fitzgerald when any classical Jazz fan knows there is little to compare.
had you noticed the similarities between her and Nina Simone you might have been on the right track. Had you said Billie Holiday I'd have given you my views that she is practically the same woman re-incarnated.
You will get no argument from me that she is a filthy mess of a human being, but that's what addiction does to you. The more people that deride and ridicule addicts then the less addicts that will recover and so end up in a box.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 3:14, archived)
# Pardon?
I appreciate your opinion, but I have to disagree with you. She is, in my opinion, a long way from being "the best singer in the world since and even before Fitzgerald". That is a very blinkered view. Dont get me wrong, she has a talent, and an amazing one at that, but she is far from the best at anything!

Similarities between her and Nina Simone? Yes, there are some. But please dont say to me that you think they are even in the same league?!?!?!?

But then Billie Holiday? Oh Please!

The fact of the matter is that she had/s an amazing talent and it is a tragedy that she has let it go, if she has. But in my opinion, she is nowhere even close to the greats mentioned before.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 3:26, archived)
# Spuds!
I say SPuDS!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 1 Feb 2008, 3:47, archived)
# Thats why i love her....
a real life car crash, played out in the tabloids! Stewie would just LOVE to watch her self destruct... Lois, on the other hand... pass the kleenex!
(BatFastardUK, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 2:34, archived)
# Erm no,
In my opinion of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 2:37, archived)
# so fucking what?
the woman can sing, and that's all I care about.

though if she put some weight back on she'd be hotter
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 2:36, archived)
# I myself was just commenting on
the Rt Hon man above's statement that they were 2 of his favourite women. I agree, I did assume that he meant he liked her sexually. That may have been my mistake. But still, the woman is an absolue dick. If you would like personal references, I am more than willing to give them to you. Feel free to gaz me, and I shall tell you certain stories of the aforementioned woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 2:40, archived)
# Perhaps she can, buy my God her records SUCK.
HARD.

She's no Acid Bath, or Hellchild.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 2:50, archived)
# Or Anthrax either!
Remember Anthrax? I remember when Anthrax were good!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 2:52, archived)
# My favourite Anthrax is actually 'The Greater of Two Evils'
Old tunes with a decent vocalist. Much better than Belladonna was.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 2:57, archived)
# Exactement!
But Snow Patrol! Theyre a band and a half ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 2:58, archived)
# OH GAWD.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 3:00, archived)
# pfffft.
 
THANK FUCK FOR THE FRATELLIS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 3:00, archived)
# OH MY FUCKING GOD! TH FRATS ARE AWESOME!!!!!111111111111111111!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 3:02, archived)
# you need less sugar in your diet.
 
or more valium.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 3:03, archived)
# No no no!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 3:04, archived)
# "..then again, yes - why don't you kill me?"
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 3:09, archived)
# THERE IS A WINDMILL IN MY BEARD, YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 3:11, archived)
# I'm also fond of Franz Ferdinand, but Snow Patrol can get tae fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 3:13, archived)
# It's OK.
I love Blur, Pulp and Radiohead.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 3:15, archived)
# I would.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 2:45, archived)
# ..totally wreck that chick?
 
/Brian Griffin
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 3:02, archived)
# but beastie!
I'm just so worried about you moving to the big city...


(karls, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:50, archived)
# He'll be fine if he can suppress his urge to kill.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:52, archived)
# This is awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:55, archived)
# It looks like one of those lion/bearskin rugs.
But I won't be fooled...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 2:06, archived)
# excellent work.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 4:28, archived)
[challenge entry] I would apologize for length, but this isn't QOTW


This was so much better in my head.

Edit: now with chololaty compo goodness.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:50, archived)
# I like it...would look good on the front page
compo it. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 1 Feb 2008, 1:54, archived)
# Not being a smart arse...
but it's Frasier :p
(I helped save b3ta! thyrf as in turf, but not, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 2:03, archived)
# Kinda the point, actually.
It is a pune, or play-upon-words.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 2:08, archived)
# You mean pun I assume?
rather than pune of course.....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 2:13, archived)
# get out
to your local library and say "I need educating in the ways of t'Pratchett"
then return
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 2:14, archived)
# Errrr i dont think I will.
I have read some of Pratchett. My brother is absolutely obsessed with him. Me myself? I dont find him particularly engaging. But each to their own.

EDIT: Now Robert Rankin on the other hand, he is fucking brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 2:19, archived)
# Pratchets early stuff was ace
Now he ha alzheimer's he may forget he writes discworld books and write something good again.

Rankin kicks ass he's a very sill man indeed and loves a running gag much like you b3tas
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Did you deliberately mis-spell his name?
And I must state, that I am referring to both his stage and real name.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 2:12, archived)
# This one time, at b3ta camp...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 2:38, archived)
# heh.
you get a click for our user name.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 4:36, archived)

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