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# Those bloody adverts

are now ewerywhere!

(now it's resized)
(Olommentes http://www.flickr.com/photos/8362930@N06, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:41, archived)
# hahahahah
psst! try to get still images nearer 50kb, please
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:42, archived)
# sorry
shrinkage!
(Olommentes http://www.flickr.com/photos/8362930@N06, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Do you say that often?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 22:22, archived)
# only on
saturdays
(Olommentes http://www.flickr.com/photos/8362930@N06, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 22:26, archived)
# nicely, captain
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 22:22, archived)
# i've just
loaded it up from a wrong galaxy.
damnn stargates
(Olommentes http://www.flickr.com/photos/8362930@N06, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 22:30, archived)
# this post
does not super cee'd my expectations

I apologise for nothing

Heh, it is woo, just a tad big!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:42, archived)
# hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Impressive lurking!
*pokes micto's post*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Careful, you'll get him arrested.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:44, archived)
# But it's such a sexy post!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:45, archived)
# That won't stand up in court.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Depending on some of the jurers
something might stand up
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:48, archived)
# haha!
Indeed!
(Scarylion is wee'ing a lot, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Kia-Ora
Made from real Jaffa oranges!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Playing around in Sqirlz with one of Shuya's photos.

Click for slower (460kb)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:41, archived)
# ooh thats a bit bloody good
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:41, archived)
# No effort put into it
but I was thinking of Shuya and wanted to animate something.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:42, archived)
# shhhh
its art, just let me enjoy it quietly whilst masturbating
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Ah "making the picture" are we?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Shuya Law in the UK is inevitable...
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:47, archived)
# that's an excellent effect
: D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:42, archived)
# cocking ell
how you do that?
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Really, it was nothing!
Not even worth its own thread, in reality!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Google sqirlz
and profit :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:47, archived)
# sqirlz morph
'tis grand bit of kit!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:48, archived)
# I like that
(twizted_synapses, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 22:00, archived)
# boredom:
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:36, archived)
# I agre with
what mictoboy isn't about to say.
this just didn't work, did it..
Precisely.
Cuntbiscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:37, archived)
# blyerkit is a big mongpants
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:38, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:39, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:41, archived)
# ^ this
aaaargh! bastard! :@ D
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:42, archived)
# ^that
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:44, archived)
# > me <
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:47, archived)
# I am writing a book
please be quiet
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Automatic Trampoline (pat. pending)
For lazy b3tards everywhere

(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:32, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:33, archived)
# hail Xenu
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:35, archived)
# I agree.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Splendid!
Hummm
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Haha, you're improving fast.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Ta
dunno about fast but so long as I am heading the right direction I'll get there.
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Just keep trying and you'll get the hang of it.
Doing well so far.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:40, archived)
# oh Hai!

I iz help you get fp?
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:27, archived)
# wank monkey
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:28, archived)
# It's not that bad.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:28, archived)
# tiny little hands
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:29, archived)
# makes
your cock look big though
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:30, archived)
# The German gnome?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:30, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/4857054
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:35, archived)
# You made me laugh a lot.
It woke the baby and I explained it to my wife who frankly could care more.

She's just giving me a 'what the fuck?' look and is clearly annoyed that I interrupted her when she was trying to space out curtain hooks.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:37, archived)
# What substances are required
to do this?
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:45, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/4840176
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:46, archived)
# that sad monkey's sad, sad look says
kill me, kill me now.
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Kill you?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:36, archived)
# attack of the melancholic monkeys!
btw - I can do that porcupine job (see below)
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:44, archived)
# this look?
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:39, archived)
# it looks old
(negatron, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:40, archived)
# he's
16 months
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:46, archived)
# awww - sssssoo sad!
Made me laugh nonetheless :)
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:46, archived)
# This is what he really wants to browse
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Whats with all the monkey pictures?
(negatron, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:42, archived)
# monkeys are the new cats
(The Prince formerly known as Artist is feeling upsidedownsey, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:47, archived)
# but monkies don't have claws and cant meow
(negatron, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Hahaha!
Lovely
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:46, archived)
# are you bumming that monkey?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:28, archived)
# And if not,
why not?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:29, archived)
# exactly
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:32, archived)
# he's the company pisshead
he also like humping the cat.
But for bumming...no not unless you use lube
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:30, archived)
# why do you have a company monkey?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:45, archived)
# we brought him for 3000 cfa
(£3 in old english money)
It was either that or the locals was gonna eat him
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Your cat has
AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:29, archived)
# i could do with one of these
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:33, archived)
# heh yaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:35, archived)
# 'Ning bloke
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:37, archived)
# alo matey
how are ya?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:41, archived)
# thats so cute
=]
(negatron, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:37, archived)
# ribbit

(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:26, archived)
# cor
thats a lil cleaver
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:28, archived)
# haha
hatstand sir
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Haha, brilliant.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:30, archived)
# That's really good.
The animation of the frog is fantastic, the build-up is amazing - the sting is sublime.

Fuck, it should be FPed, but of course, with it being Saturday night, 4 of us will see it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:30, archived)
# the little version is too little
i'll stick with the big one sod fp's

btw how were the donkeys?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Fight the power.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Donkescent.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 22:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 22:05, archived)
# terrific work :)
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:32, archived)
# A wonderful thing to see
before bed! Woo!
night all..
oops - well anyway, you know what I mean
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:36, archived)
#
That's what you call a quick draw
(twizted_synapses, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:40, archived)
# see me, right
i fucking love that, right
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 22:10, archived)
# that is most excellently done
you are most deserving of this woo; this yay and this click
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 22:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:58, archived)
# hu r u calling
a hurr?
Slag.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Good lord.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7235205.stm
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:01, archived)
# oh, christ!
there goes my breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:02, archived)
# quick, run after it
you might catch it if you're fast enough
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:06, archived)
# there is probably a suitable The Neville picture to go with this
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:08, archived)
# oh fuck, thanks.
Somebody pass me the mind-bleach.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:06, archived)
# i'm not particulalry squeamish
but that made me feel funny
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:02, archived)
# you've had erections before, surely
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:07, archived)
# are erections anything like hard-ons?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:08, archived)
# I thought it was when we voted
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:09, archived)
# no that's a thing you get from a camera
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Porn?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:25, archived)
# I was at school with this kid called Tom. He was a bit of an outsider.
One day there was a playground conversation about cock fighting, and Tom arrived half-way through. Eager to get involved he said, "I know about cock fighting! Me and my cousin did that in his attic!"
True story.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:14, archived)
# hahahaha bless
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:19, archived)
# tasty
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:05, archived)
# I'd avoided reading that article
but now I've actually seen it it's not so bad.
I think it was the use of the term "yummy mummy" in the headline which particularly disgusted me, not the cannibalistic amphibious worms.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:06, archived)
# I hate it now that sometimes guys at work say
"shes a yummy mummy" and I can tell she's younger than me.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:08, archived)
# you know what they really mean now
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:10, archived)
# well there all a lot younger than me
besides the managers who are a couple years older
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Cor, I wouldn't mind eating her skin.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:17, archived)
# *bookmarks for later use out of context*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Here's hoping it crops up on the stats page
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Awesome.
Is that weirder than secreting an emulsion of fat and water and nutrients from specialized glands? It's not really.
(tomsk, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:33, archived)
# What, eating your mother's skin every three days?
I call that a bit strange, personally.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:35, archived)
# haha what happened to his face
he looks like he's been beaten with a washing board
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:01, archived)
# i was using a pic of frankenstein for reference
so erm, ok then
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:03, archived)
# ah, didn't really pick up on that, sorry.
have a woo
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:10, archived)
# FFFFffffFfFf y SH SH SH CCCccccCcCUNT
woo
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:02, archived)
#

8 ace
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:07, archived)
# me fuccckkkkinnn bairnnnnns
www.viz.co.uk/archive_strips/motorised_strips/viztv_popup_8ace.html
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:25, archived)
# like a sort of mad scientist drag-queen
having an off day, whilst dribbling.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:02, archived)
# first post
gedoude

(tesztbandi, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Yay Brandow!
But the original source was better.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:52, archived)
# News is bad. People appear to be trapped.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:56, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:58, archived)
# That is the song 'London's Burning' in palindromic form.
Camden is burning.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:08, archived)
# nananana you've got the words wrong again
it's 'camden is boring'
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:15, archived)
# No,
Camden is burning, right now.

News story - there is a fuck off great fire destroying the whole fucking lock market*.

*except maybe some of the stables
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:32, archived)
# I agree
with what mongychops is about to say
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:52, archived)
# welcome to b3ta
nice work
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:52, archived)
# arf ! welllllllllllllllllllllllcome
and now i am off for a bit. but i shall returned..probably more drunk !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:54, archived)
# New Brando
not like what we had in my day, was all teeth back then.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:55, archived)
# i've had her
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:59, archived)
# I'm so bored
(I helped save b3ta! daveydje is hedging his hogs on, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Developers interested in a project?
I now unlurk and... behold, I am a teacher.
I have an idea for a website that would involve uploading digital photos to a website (created specifically for this task *there may be funds available for this - any developers want a project?*) and then the images can be stitched together to create an mpeg animation file.
This would save using Flash - but the website would have to be foolproof.
These are my first ideas at the moment but I'd like to hear from experts... but of course this is b3ta so I guess anything is possible.
Thank yous!
(thinkthinkthink ... on ..., Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:45, archived)
# FUK OFF.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:46, archived)
# I think the first reply
is definitely the most poignant.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:49, archived)
# oh good !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:50, archived)
# i love horses
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:46, archived)
# is this another Deagostini classic,
or declaration of a forbidden love?
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Can this website be used to sell Ear Mitts®?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:46, archived)
# SNOODS
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Yes™
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:48, archived)
# HI,
Im a 28y/o, i have a girlfriend ... but im boreddd, need some fun :).
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:47, archived)
# sorry mate
but that's really not the best approach for this messageboard
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Teachers need to learn things too.
Like how to read a FAQ.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:47, archived)
# teacher eh?
no picture: - 50pts
no hummus: -100pts

Tschk. Back of the class;)
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:48, archived)
# try this
WebDev4Pleasure
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:48, archived)
# will you marry me?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:48, archived)
# If you post without a pic
this happens:
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Aw...
Poor kitty.
(twizted_synapses, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:53, archived)
# he was teargassed
by the 'teacher'
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:54, archived)
#
The rotter
(twizted_synapses, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:57, archived)
# OMG
He's here to groom us!
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:50, archived)
# hahahaha
hello sexy !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:51, archived)
# well helloooooo there
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:51, archived)
# hello you
i miss you
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:53, archived)
# I MISS YOU TOO MICTOMICTO
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:42, archived)
# HOO IS THAT SEXAY MANS
I HAEV SIN HIS FAEC B4 IT IS SO SEXIE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:51, archived)
# I ARE HAPPY AT THE POST!!!!!!
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Ahhh, signs..
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:56, archived)
# i love that
i really do
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:00, archived)
# please darling,
not on the board..
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:04, archived)
[challenge entry] He was never really known for his musical ability
(spac3d hunts kittens for sport, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:28, archived)
# That's just evil!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:32, archived)
# You made me did a lol
lol
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Actually, whilst you are about,
what sort of deal could you do me on 3 porcupines? I know you generally stick to erinaceomorphs, but if you could manage a prickly rodent for me I'd be appreciative, so long as it wasn't too costly.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:38, archived)
# schewww (sound of air sucked over teeth)
it'll costcha. I've got an Atelerix albiventris to do on Monday, and 3 Hemiechinum auritum to do on Tuesday, could fit you in on Wednesday, but it's extra for porcupines...
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:59, archived)
# ouch!
My ears, my beautiful ears.
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:32, archived)
# That's
relatively good.
*coat*
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:33, archived)
# This gives me an idea.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Oops. What have I
done?
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:37, archived)
# I can't find any good source pics.
I Was going to have Einstein as an MC and have speech bubbles saying:
"Hu dat?"
"'E is MC squared innit"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:40, archived)
# well thank fuck you cant' then
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:42, archived)
# HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAA
*gasp*
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:44, archived)
# it's ok
pyschodelic warlord aka clansoul has me on ignore
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Cock.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:51, archived)
# if you tell a public board that you are ignoring someone
what would you expect?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Can you at least tell me why you're being a dick?
At least then I might be able to put up with you. I hate ignoring people.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:57, archived)
# as i recall nipples wound you up saying i'd posted something
i just rolled with it as is my want, i don't think i've really had a good old pop at you, the posts i've made since you said i was on ignore are the same as the fun i get giving the v to blind people, childish giggles for personal pleasure
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Ah so you're just pissing about?
Haha! I was taking it all personally like a paranoid little git!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:07, archived)
# SO.
It's true then.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:21, archived)
# I'd like it better if the scratches were closer
and from teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:34, archived)
# with streaks of blood?
(spac3d hunts kittens for sport, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:38, archived)
# that's evil
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Argh me ears
make him stop
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:44, archived)
# Ave it!


(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:45, archived)
# I wanted to turn him into a guitar for the compo

but he was too fast.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:21, archived)
# How utterly bizarre.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:22, archived)
# not really..
.. he remembers participating in several previous compos.

Self-threadjack. The board is slow. Have b3tans started going out on Saturday nights?

That WOULD be bizarre..
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:25, archived)
# I lent you my stinger.
Why did you not use that?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:26, archived)
# I did!
but not in public
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:27, archived)
# Oh god no.
I'm just at a crucial point in my roast lamb.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:28, archived)
# you getting to roast the arse next?
you footballers disgust me
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:30, archived)
# You're just jealous.
actually, it's time for the lamb to go on top.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:31, archived)
# the chap on the left appears to be holding a rope
that emanates from the middle chaps derriere.
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:28, archived)
# A good copper always keeps his umbilical cord close to hand.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:29, archived)
# at first glance
i thought the guy on the middle was in the process of throwing his twin brother
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:29, archived)
# Hahaha!
Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:30, archived)
# tortoinage
I presume
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:35, archived)
# there is a good reason for this
which I am not going to tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:36, archived)
# phwoar, your tortoise is massive
yay
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:43, archived)
# come on lads!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 21:00, archived)
[challenge entry] boris


is the bugleboy from company 3
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:11, archived)
# god i love boris.
i'd give him one.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Vote?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:13, archived)
# more along the lines of a good old
shagging

but if i could vote, i would. because he's crap.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:16, archived)
# Why can you not vote?
I thought that we had let your lot do that now?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:21, archived)
# because i don't know or understand any of that sort of thing,
i just know boris rides a bike round london as if he were a landrover driver and he's funny looking.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:22, archived)
# people from sussex?
never
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:22, archived)
# fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Ladeez.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:23, archived)
# yep, i'll give them one as well.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:23, archived)
# i thought you ment for the gla mayor
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:25, archived)
# Nope
Emperor of the Galaxy.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:35, archived)
# for
comedy bedhead value at least
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:13, archived)
# there are so many witty replies to that..
and I can't think of one.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:14, archived)
# well thank fuck you can't vote for london next mayor
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:14, archived)
# charming. and what a fucking out rage it is that someone like you probably can.
YUR MEAN !

www.gumtree.ie/dublin/42/18830442.html
quite cute for someone on gumtree..shame he sounds like a right arse.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:16, archived)
# of course i can vote, i'm from lahndahn
you have got addicted to the gumtree, steady
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:19, archived)
# well it's something to do as certain mean people don't want to talk to me on msn
:P

and he was quite cute..and european.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:20, archived)
# i don't have msn on my laptop
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:26, archived)
# psh and i can't be arsed to copy and paste again.
so your loss as i am great to talk on msn. fucking brilliant.

so ha !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:26, archived)
# when i'm on my pc i have msn
i'm not killing this hamster driven laptop installing some microsoft ram killer
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:27, archived)
# whaaaaaaaaaateva !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Belgium, man, Belgium!
Excuse my bad language.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:19, archived)
# european ! darling !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:20, archived)
# i worked in antwerp for a while when 21
if you don't mind older women you can live like a highly paid whore
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:21, archived)
# shirley you mean
'as a highly-paid whore?'
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:22, archived)
# that's what i ment
:) :) :)
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:25, archived)
# so no different from here then for you.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:25, archived)
# moneys not so good now my looks have gone
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:26, archived)
# well if you paid me i'd give you one.
:P
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:27, archived)
# hmmm, looks like the bottoms falling out of my male prostitution life
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:29, archived)
# If your bottom is falling out you really should cut back.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:29, archived)
# well once you've had kids, it ruins your figure...you're second hand goods then
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:30, archived)
# any room for a
talented amateur? :@ }
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:29, archived)
# always !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:29, archived)
# Bless you.
I shall bring the meerkats.

They like to watch (see new profile pic)
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:37, archived)
# awww meerkats are so friggin cute !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:38, archived)
# I agree
idigress.org/kats.htm
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:39, archived)
# nice shirt btw
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:40, archived)
# It was white
when I bought it.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Boris is an utter loon,
but he is eminently capable of surrounding himself with excellent people as well as having no time for toadies.

I think that he would make a superb leader.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:22, archived)
# well thankfully his racist comments will mean he will have no chance of being london mayor
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:24, archived)
# He was anti video-games a few years back
and has about as much tact as Prince Phillip, but appears otherwise sound.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:26, archived)
# O HAI
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Yay! Big cats!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Damn...
I KNEW she wasn't in the kitchen!
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:11, archived)
# What a Pedanticat
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:13, archived)
# *bows*
*accepts blow job*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:14, archived)
# Arf!
Come to Poland - your skills are very much in demand.
:@ )
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:13, archived)
# I want to hug you for doing this
and buy you a drink.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:29, archived)
# Kittyfartz
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Had to be done..

cheers, Getty.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 19:59, archived)
# AUDREY!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:00, archived)
# That's strange.
I wrote a musical version of a kid's adaptation of
'As You Like It', which included a song
called 'The Wooing of Audrey' - filename
"audreywoo.wav"

It took me a while to figure out why it was familiar..
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:07, archived)
# World's smallest spacehopper?
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:01, archived)
# this might be the world's biggest..
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:05, archived)
# haha!
Ride 'em, retro cowboy.
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:26, archived)
# anyone else bored?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 19:30, archived)
# not any more!
me likey!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 19:31, archived)
# yes. always.
nice pic.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 19:32, archived)
# guy on the right doesn't know the secret handshake, does he?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 19:34, archived)
# for you my dearest
again nsfw..well i'm not sure what it even is !

www.gumtree.ie/dublin/67/19653467.html
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Flap likes towels
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 19:58, archived)
# alright sexy !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 19:58, archived)
# Me, Flap or "Male 47, All my own teeth"?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:00, archived)
# you.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:01, archived)
# *poses*
*forgets towel*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:04, archived)
# pic puh-lease
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:05, archived)
# I drew a pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:12, archived)
# aww i want to see a nice proper photo of you.
go on, i'll show you me tits.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:12, archived)
# You mean that pixellated pic of them
Seen it!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:13, archived)
# unpixelated.
of course. now show us your face !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:17, archived)
#
I haven't
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:18, archived)
# you can't see much. just alot of pixels.
altho i think you can make out the cover of "the velvet underground and nico" lp behind me..i have a load of lp's stuck to my wall.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:19, archived)
# DAMN YOU GUMTREE
:(
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 19:59, archived)
# i found your profile !
you and you weird bent cock and towel !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:01, archived)
# do the robot, slowly
woo
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 19:40, archived)
# off topic but;
does anyone know a site where i can download quicktime videos (mov) from?

and if you do know please tell me
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 19:43, archived)
# ALL FREE
www.gettyimages.com/Home.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 19:44, archived)
# FREE?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 19:44, archived)
# YES IT IS PRATICALLY ASKING FOR IT
www.gettyimages.com/Home.aspx

GO HERE
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 19:45, archived)
# but are they free ?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 19:46, archived)
# OF COURSE
B3TA WANTS YOU TO VISIT

www.gettyimages.com/Home.aspx

AND USE THEIR IMAGES FOR FREE

IT WAS IN THE FAQS
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 19:47, archived)
# REALLLY ?


you my dear are fucking mad ! and come on msn ! :D
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 19:48, archived)
# from the FAQ
"Where can I find source images to play with?
The web is full of photos just waiting for you to play with them. The best place to start is a Google Image Search, but there are lots of photo sites out there, including:

Getty Images
Pbase
Morguefile"
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 19:49, archived)
# WOW !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 19:50, archived)
# no msn on my laptop
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 19:55, archived)
# well use the computer then or download it !
or use the web non-downloady version.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 19:56, archived)
# pc in room with kids
their watching clips on red tube
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 19:59, archived)
# god you're hardwork ! to uote my previous post "download it ! or use the web version"
or just admit it you hate me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D :D :D mwuahahah.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:00, archived)
# i fucking hate msn messenger that's for sure
people ask to add me or something, i say no no no
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:01, archived)
# :(
ou accepted my thing when i added you and now you won't even talk to me. :(
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:03, archived)
# :o
but are the clips free?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 19:53, archived)
# if you don't belive me ask
Audrey Maslard
Legal Department

gettyimages
101 Bayham Street
London NW1 0AG

she will tell you to fire away, take them all
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 19:54, archived)
# so you love getty images then.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 19:55, archived)
# i love Audrey
she was so firm with rob
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 19:57, archived)
# ????
is there a video clip of this ?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 19:58, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6928916
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 19:59, archived)
# hahaha nice.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:02, archived)
# his hand is a pig's head!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Nicely!
Have a yawning lippo
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:01, archived)
# yes


...goes off to kill some time watching Psych
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 9 Feb 2008, 20:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Now - I'm the king of the

swingers, yeah..
ok, yes I KNOW it's not an animal instrument,
it's an animal PLAYING an instrument.
I liked the source pic. That is all.
I've changed it a bit. Did anyone notice? :@ )
Arseflange! What do I have to do? Oh, of course..
*reaches for the magenta*
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 19:17, archived)
# "Well, I remember the blotter paper"

"...And I remember the wok."


(I got all creative and bought a magazine yesterday that told me how to do stuff with Photoshop(Without being a Photoshop magazine). Having GIMP, this proved a bit annoying, but the creativity stuck to my brain. Woo.)
(Oh yeah, and if you think it's big... it's not anymore. I are fule.)
(TheCastrator, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 19:15, archived)
# I wouldn't have noticed the file size unless you'd have pointed it out.
Now I'm going to say many people are on capped bandwidth, and would appreciate you keeping within the guidelines.
Your picture is quite nice, though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 19:19, archived)
# There's...
...guidelines?
If I'm outwith some suggested size, fair enough, I'll go in right now and drop the quality, but if it's going to be twenty "BIGGAR!"s for the sake of it, I might just poke my arse with a spoon instead. Or play TF2, whichever's closest to hand.
(TheCastrator, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 19:22, archived)
# Yep, in the faq.
50k for still images, 250k for animations.
Do enjoy yourself with that spoon, though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 19:25, archived)
# The advice in the FAQs
is there for no reason at all. Rules are for the rest of us.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 9 Feb 2008, 19:26, archived)
# Happily resized
I did a second check of the FAQ as well, and found nothing. Turns out, then, that I am actually blind.
(TheCastrator, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 19:32, archived)
# under 'making and posting pictures'
'how big can my image be?'
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Blimey
Makes sense.
(TheCastrator, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 19:38, archived)
# ooh, you're soooo
FLUFFEH!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 19:38, archived)
# Splendid pic - woo!..
..although I have to point out that it's not actually 2008 over here in Poland.
OK, we've got Vista and everything, but otherwise it's about 1973ish.
Of course that does mean that I was able to buy a very nice leather jacket yesterday for 22zloty, which is less than a fiver in
old money.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 19:21, archived)
# Poland?
Aren't you supposed to be coming over to this country to steal our etc. etc. etc.s?
Has The Mail lied to me?

(Unless you're originally from here, of course, then you're a plucky entrepreneur helping out the foreigns)
(TheCastrator, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 19:25, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 19:27, archived)
# I am the latter, but..
..I'm here teaching them all English so they can come over and steal your etc. etc.


..and yes, The Mail has lied to you,constantly and consistently, but you knew that.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 19:28, archived)
# So Princess Diana wasn't on the verge of discovering the cure for cancer when she was cruelly murdered?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Don't be silly. She's over here
trying to introduce fish&chips and launderettes to the 3rd world. Duh.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 19:31, archived)
# She truly is selfless.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 19:34, archived)
# So...
..Bird flu hasn't ravaged OUR GREAT NATION!?

I do hope that means the property market's going to be looked at again, and I get the value back on the house.
(TheCastrator, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 19:36, archived)
# It has, but only the
journalists.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 19:37, archived)
# Ah well
No great loss.
(TheCastrator, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 19:38, archived)

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