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# don't ask me.


the spode told me to do it
(sleipnir, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:50, archived)
# AAAAAAHHHAHHHAHHHAHAH
 
FUCKING YES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:51, archived)
# muhahaha
genius!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:51, archived)
# More men should have excellent moustaches.
Young men, I mean. Younger than 70s and up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Not all chaps can grow facial hair
some never get past the annoyance of stubble
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Manwife can only do certain things.
Due to his cheeks not really getting into the spirit of things where beardage is concerned.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:54, archived)
# I'm 36 and have to shave pointlessly every other day
and also never get to a beard
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:56, archived)
# His chin gets it.
And top lip.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:56, archived)
# I could never get a dali moustache going
My facial hair is far too brittle and wirey. You need the olde style ridiculously thin hair to be able to twist your moustache.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:59, archived)
# nah, its just a matter of training
and oiling.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:02, archived)
# You lucky girl ;)
Having just said all that, it's occurred to me i've never not had a shave longer than about a week

emm
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Hehe!
He's the lucky one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:05, archived)
# You sound like Joe Scaramanga and his Foo-Manchu sideburns.
Facial hair FTW



Facial Tweed Weave
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:32, archived)
# I trimmed mine this afternoon!
I'd left it two weeks and was rather bushy!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Do THINGS with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:59, archived)
# I was thinking about
shaving the beard bit off and leaving a tache,photgraphing it, in various stages of shave and compo-ing it.But I just trimmed and washed away the hair.

/Bottler
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:03, archived)
# do cocks count as stuff?


that was when i first shaved mine off (after two years, bastard placements)

been less interesting the last two times :(
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:04, archived)
# redex love
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:06, archived)
# yeh
think b3ta hosting's down a bit

working now
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:13, archived)
# I get fed up
of styling my facial hair. Being ginger it just never looks quite as good as a dark tache or goatee. Especially as its not even a strong ginger and is turning white these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:01, archived)
# I just had all my hair shaved off
it happens every spring
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:07, archived)
# I get regular
shaves all round. I have about an inch of hair on my head right now and a week's worth of beard. My chest looks like a 70's porn film. I am very, very close to an all body clippers and bic session.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:10, archived)
# ARF I LOVE THIS!
i want to Get a civil partnership to this man!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:52, archived)
# This contains 60% Dali, therefore, it is excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:52, archived)
# proven with science
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:54, archived)
# SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:56, archived)
# and a pigmy zx spectrum
.
(sleipnir, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:56, archived)
# very very yes
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:52, archived)
# isn't that
kenneth williams? ooh matron!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Hahahah!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Moosetache
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:44, archived)
# WHY HELLO.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:45, archived)
# A great variant on a theme
Right b3ta, having shot my 2k bolt, pub tiem.

Have fun
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:46, archived)
# hehe!
i want one.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Why hee bee suckin hee foot?
Bee it mayde of chedda?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:50, archived)
# He has just
scratched his bum with it
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Bum-bum-chedda-bum?
Ah, danke.

Wish ME was stoned, shit.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:51, archived)
# anyone for an isketch?
i want a little moosemouse
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Yay to Moosetaches
most useless of Santa's desert Reign-deer
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:54, archived)
# wish i'd thought of this in december, but sod it...
O christmas tree, o christmas tree...
in the bin by january.

and no, i couldn't be arsed to do it properly.
(although i might do a proper sparkly animated version for next crimbo)
(if i'm not too wankered)
(and i remember)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:43, archived)
# needs dead prostitutes under the tree
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:44, archived)
# WO IST MEIN TANNENBAUM?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:45, archived)
# wo ist mein shag?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Norfolk
twinned with Norfolk. Where are you from?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:49, archived)
# not
norfolk.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:59, archived)
# hahahahah
ace
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Totally unprepared for this but

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:42, archived)
# oh dear!
Congratz though!

77
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:43, archived)
# well you can expect a 2k to be pretty feeble...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:44, archived)
# Better than mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:44, archived)
# heh
congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:43, archived)
# but.. where's the nudity?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Congratulations!
Get softer toilet paper.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Congrats!
Although you look a bit deflated!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:45, archived)
# It seemed a much better idea in my head

...maybe it should have stayed there!
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:39, archived)
# come on little image!! you can do it! PUSH!! PUISH!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:41, archived)
# I'm afraid it's a stillborn for me.
edit: It's alive!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Hurrah!!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Haha!
Not just me then...

Another excuse to get this little guy out tho:

*edit* Universally Challenged, hurrah! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:43, archived)
# this ^
ooh it's working now

'edit' starter for 10 pints - WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:43, archived)
# "Gone for lunch"
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Well...
Was it worth the wait?
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Woo!
Onanversity Challenge

It's essentially a group of wanking students. I'm particularly proud of the variable lob-rate.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Klan fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:38, archived)
# eeeek fascist!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:39, archived)
[challenge entry] A meeting in Hollywood...
(brain_blessed, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:30, archived)
# challenge this
HARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:31, archived)
# dddddddddd
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:31, archived)
# Dear oh dear!
*ultimate spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:31, archived)
# Hahaha!
Excellent mix of three wonderous things: hummus, facial hair and FUCKING BRUCE CAMPBELL.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:31, archived)
# Clathu
Verata
Nicosia?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Milk and one thanks, babe.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:33, archived)
# it's definitely an N word.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:33, archived)
# nictu.
The internets has become my huge extended memory bank.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:34, archived)
# WELL MAYBE NOT EVERY SINGLE SYLLABLE, BUT BASICALLY I SAID 'EM, YEAH.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Insert Norks
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:34, archived)
# well, who wouldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:34, archived)
# GLADLY!
*hefts heaving bosom into Campbellhands*

I honestly would.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Fuck, he's looking old!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:36, archived)
# YOU HUSH YOUR DIRTY MOUTH.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:37, archived)
# He's 50!! This year!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:39, archived)
# My ex is older.
And I still would. I'd take every inch of that ageing bastard's hot zombie stick.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:40, archived)
# I knew a dig at age would be wasted on you!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:42, archived)
# I am not one for age discrimination.
A sexy man is a sexy man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:43, archived)
# and Robert Smith will be 49.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:41, archived)
# YOUR OLD.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Yep!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:40, archived)
# is it me or does he have a little hand?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:37, archived)
# perspective.
Also, I want this top so badly:

www.evilneedles.com/topstemplates/e2442
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:39, archived)
# linky no worky
:( i like that! but i don't have the manboobs to hold it up :(
edit : ok it does my pc doesnt work - carry on :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:40, archived)
# that is pretty sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:44, archived)
# I've already got a Type O Negative one from them
and they're dead comfy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:45, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:34, archived)
# There is nothing about him that isn't excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:35, archived)
# can't wait for the second series of Burn Notice.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:38, archived)
# I haven't seen the first.
I'm so sheltered.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Jim Carrey?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Charlie Sheen?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:41, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Clap for Jesus!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:43, archived)
# I DREAM OF SHEENIE
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:47, archived)
# YES, MASTER?
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:50, archived)
# You just broke me AND manwife.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:55, archived)
# not a bad start to my day.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:56, archived)
# hahaha! damn, you beat me!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:57, archived)
# is that friends?
looks like their kitchen
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:23, archived)
# oh my god
compo it quick!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:32, archived)
# hehheheh
yeah.. that would be.. Autolycus.

I still think Bruce could be cast in an older role in the new movie.
and I know they don't want a new Ash, but surely someone like Christian Bale could do the business.

he looked pretty good with a chainsaw in American Psycho. : D
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:33, archived)
# *Spang spang spang spang*
*spangs again for good measure*


I'm also posting this here too. because its lame

(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Didn't you just post that down there?
Hamtoucher! :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:35, archived)
# i did yeah but it was too big and too low
/innuendo
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:38, archived)
# In YOUR end-o!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:39, archived)
# no pubes. failure.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Pubes would cost extra,
and isn't the idea to keep the price down?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:38, archived)
# exactly
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:39, archived)
# PUBES OR GTFO!!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Aaaargh!!!
*clicks*

*edit* Compo it? (Edit and select 'A Challenge Entry' from teh drop down menu in case U don't know, Brian...)

*further edit* Aha! You got it!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Tis compo'ed.
Cheers!

Edit: Your explanation was superb
(brain_blessed, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:37, archived)
# No probs matey!
:D

*edit* Jeez, I can't speaka da Eeengleesh tonight, took 3 edits to get that last post to make sense!

*edit edit* Really!? Jeez, each time I read it back I thought 'WHAT am I on!?'. You must speak WiL-eze, and I need to stop drinking. Anyhoo, welcome, you'll never leave! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:39, archived)
# i'm bad ash
and you're good ash, goodie little two shoes, goo dy little too shoes *BANG*
i'm not that good
that is in my pcDVD draw right now :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:37, archived)
# does that sound.. FINE.. to YOU?
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:39, archived)
# This is well ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Yay! That made me want to watch it again! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:53, archived)
# sometimes I watch all three one after the other.
 
USUALLY ALONE.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Dangerous!
Hide the chainsaw!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:57, archived)
# YEA!
i have a new background
Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Roger Moore
After the success of "The scream", it's time for my next piece:
My rendering of Roger Moore using simply pastries and biscuits, just after being broken the bad news he's going to die.
roger moore
(I helped save b3ta! mr null One mad man in a world gone sane, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:25, archived)
# oh yeah and
here's "the scream" for those of you that weren't arsed.
the scream
(I helped save b3ta! mr null One mad man in a world gone sane, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:26, archived)
# ahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:27, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:27, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:29, archived)
# m(_ _)m
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:33, archived)
# :D
Top!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:30, archived)
# stop the internet - we have a winner!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:32, archived)
# *cackles*
like an old witch, super
(lordy lordy, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:21, archived)
# quick eat his fucking face before he escapes
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:26, archived)
# sean connery
heard that line.

but i likes it (apart from the tarts, they disgust me)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:26, archived)
# ah....
needs less eyebrows
(I helped save b3ta! mr null One mad man in a world gone sane, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:33, archived)
# pfffffffft
I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:26, archived)
# he looks somewhat bemused
I did a goatse with a party ring and a red gummy bear stuck in the centre at lunchtime today : )
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:27, archived)
# pervert!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:28, archived)
# it takes little to amuse me
amuse arouse

: \
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:28, archived)
# We have an extention reel at work, i walk around "goatse"-ing it.
And no-one is any the wiser!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:29, archived)
# You work for Rollins College student radio?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:30, archived)
# No.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:32, archived)
# we have lots of tarts at work
so goatse will be my next project ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! mr null One mad man in a world gone sane, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:30, archived)
# wah hoo!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:31, archived)
# Haha! Bond FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:28, archived)
# ahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:29, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:34, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:31, archived)
# Marvelous!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:56, archived)
[challenge entry] remember
that dumb bint who married bin laden's nephew (or cousin, or grandson, or is it all three?) ?
well, here she is now...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:22, archived)
# son?
as well as the above
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:22, archived)
# she's not the messiah...
nice shop!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:23, archived)
# She looks quite like my Aunt Helen.
AAAAAH.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:23, archived)
# uma thurman?
bint is such an unseemly word.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:23, archived)
# thats what that reminds me of
well done!
*does superhappy dance*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:25, archived)
# heh, good one
she's coming to live where i live (apparantly)
lucky me
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:27, archived)
# Guantanamo?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:28, archived)
# no, worse
Calderdale
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Lazy enough?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:17, archived)
# i've just sat and stared at that for a while.
then I got it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:19, archived)
# "Oh what-ho TK426"
brill.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:19, archived)
# TK421
*suicides*
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:20, archived)
# Does it really matter fanboy?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:21, archived)
# I can't read that.
I've killed myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:22, archived)
# What is the difference between an
MC and a DJ?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:20, archived)
# the spelling?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:20, archived)
# Master of Ceremonies - Disc Jockey
an MC generally doesn't DJ, but a DJ can also be the MC
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:21, archived)
# ^This
and
PissV
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Master of Ceremonies and Disc Jockey.
One is on the microphone, the other at the wheels of steel.
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Ooh, I do like jokes..
I don't know, what is the difference between an MC and a DJ
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:21, archived)
# pre rofl
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:21, archived)
# a DJ spins plastic and an MC shouts
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:21, archived)
# hahaha
That's like aksing what the difference is between the Fresh Prince and Jazzy Jeff. One drops knowledge, the other drops beats.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:22, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:24, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:33, archived)
# the KKK took mah baby away!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:14, archived)
# Hahah!
They are nasty people, but I do like their pointy hats and cloaks!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:16, archived)
# anyone who habitually dresses as Casper is in my good books
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:17, archived)
# my friend dressed up as a "ghost" for halloween
he had a pointy ghost hat too :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:17, archived)
# I was going to do that
but I live in a tiny village and I'd never live it down.
I wore this instead:

Click for bigger

I made the t-shirt but not the original image + idea, which was made by another b3tan.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:21, archived)
# i dressed as Christopher Paul Neil
was accused of being a sick bastard
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Did you swirl your face
and print out a swirly mask?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:23, archived)
# the latter
although i had the then fling print it off as my printer thought it had run out of blue ink

(apparently a paper jam the other week changed its mind)

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:25, archived)
# I went to a "Couples Fancy Dress Party" at a mate's house one year.
My flatmate and I hadn't thought of anything to go as, spent the whole day getting high and playing PSX, then about 6 o'clock thought we better think of some sort of couple to go as. Over a joint, we finally decided. We trekked the 100 yards to the corner shop and bought balloons, black, blue and red felt tips.

I drew a large veiny shaft on my mate's white t-shirt, he put a condom on his head and tied two pink balloons to his belt.

I drew a very large reddish pink vagina on my white tshirt, which went rather well with my pubesque goatee.

Got to the party and were greeted by minnie the minx and dennis, robin and marion, batman and robin. Every single person there looked utterly disgusted at our presence. Conversation was strained at best.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:32, archived)
# hahaha
lovely!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:35, archived)
# you put sauasage on your face?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:25, archived)
# no
that's ross noble.

ain't got the hair to pull that off anymore
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:25, archived)
# haha
this is class
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:18, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:20, archived)
# COMPO IT!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:21, archived)
# haha I missed a trick there
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:22, archived)
# SAID SHE'S GOIN. TO L A-AY.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:31, archived)
# *sings ramones song*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:09, archived)
[challenge entry] mini cats make for tasty snacks
when one has the requisite facial hair

mmm tasteh!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:10, archived)
# nom nom nom
heh nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:11, archived)
# 'coughs'
'edit' now with more length!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:07, archived)
# genuis
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:08, archived)
# :D
compression killed this, that or rubbish font choice!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:10, archived)
# maybe both?
the genuine genuisesses is there though, you should remake it
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:13, archived)
#
borrowed smallbrainfield/monkeon style layout, seems ok :D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:20, archived)
# YAY!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Bong FTW.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:10, archived)
# always!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:21, archived)
# boo
I'm off for a fag, stick your cancer up your arse. :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:11, archived)
# made by smokers
for smokers ;)
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:11, archived)
# I'm clean. 5 months now.
*glee*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:12, archived)
# you just walk near smokers and inhale their used smoke
don't pretend that you don't. splitter.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:14, archived)
# yeah. I know I'll always be a smoker, but I no longer do the actual smoking

(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:16, archived)
# I feel for you.
( emotionally, not young girls or anything like that ).
You are better off away from the cancer sticks and fear not. I will smoke extra cigars to make up your quota.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:23, archived)
# I appreciate that
but dammit, if I live to some ripe old age I'm going to start smoking again
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:32, archived)
# my grandpa smoked since he was 12, worked in a munitions factory
then worked as a miner for many years, before becoming a bouncer. Lots of non-filter rollies and at least a quarter bottle of whisky a day. Died last year at 92.

Smoke if you got em.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:38, archived)
# You're doing something wrong if smoking gives you arse cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:12, archived)
# or something impressive
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:14, archived)
# Technically it can be done with a vagina.
I've see a video.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:15, archived)
#
see made
lol
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:16, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:18, archived)
# Not of this.
I have made tons of videos. And edited a Sugababes video.


Not for general release, for coursework.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:18, archived)
# your poor poor ears
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:19, archived)
# 5 days. Editing room. No windows.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:20, archived)
# how many people died?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Just me. A little bit more inside each day.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:23, archived)
# aah
*hugs*
*doesn't grope arse*
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:27, archived)
# *searches the internets*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:20, archived)
# A Sugababes Video? For shame!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:20, archived)
# I didn't have a choice, I'm afraid.
I wanted to make a claymation video for Kansas' 'Carry on My Wayward Son' but noooooo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:22, archived)
# now that woulda been cool
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:29, archived)
# Oooh! It must be true,
cos they don't have special effects or nothing do they!!

;P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:16, archived)
# Not on budget porn films.
and if we can do it with water, we can do it with smoke.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:17, archived)
# through a straw?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:18, archived)
# No, just using the PC muscles
at the entrance to the vagina. Well, at the entrance to the urethra as well although I wouldn't suggest it.

If you've even been inside a woman with anything and she's orgasmed, the PC muscles are the ones that spasm at the entrance.


And this is where my knowledge ends.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:20, archived)
# oh yeh, them
do you mean her thighs?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Some men don't make thighs spasm, kitten.
And no, pc muscles are definitely vulva and not legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:24, archived)
# They must be doing something wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:26, archived)
# so i should put the golf balls and hose pipe away then?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Does PC stand for
Prehensile Cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:24, archived)
# You WISH
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pubococcygeus_muscle
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:25, archived)
# Ah-ha.
It's the muscle that makes men able to do that "t-shirt on the hard-on/Pacman ghost" thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:30, archived)
# IT'S ALIIIIIIVE!!! ALLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:49, archived)
# ah
the pelvic floor. how i enjoyed being the only male in those two lectures
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:32, archived)
#
seen made

edit: arse, mindpiss. saw the word porn and got distracted
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:18, archived)
# I tried
But I couldn't keep it lit. Plus the lady kept hitting me.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Certainly something you can tour with
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:15, archived)
# Roll-up! roll-up!
See the AMAZING Dbroon, smoke a whole packet of Golden Virginia using only his anus! Roll-up!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:17, archived)
# :D terrible humour.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:19, archived)
# I stand by the fact that "Roll-up" is a fucking ace joke in this circumstance.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:20, archived)
# I know you do.
It's endearing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Now this is class!
Clickola
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:13, archived)
# *uses slipper throw*
Woo!
'Ning sirrah!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:13, archived)
# ning!
I do love a pair of slippers :D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:21, archived)
# bestiality?
Not entirely sure..
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:40, archived)
# eee i like
*coughs a piece of lung*
here you go, a present.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:20, archived)
# ahhh thats better
*CLICK*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:21, archived)
# cor!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:22, archived)
# CRACK ROCK, I CHOOSE YOU
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Chairman Mouse? Maostache.. mousetache... something like that anyway.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:07, archived)
# Awww! Two mices kissing!


woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:09, archived)
# bless
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:13, archived)
# rice krispies!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:11, archived)
# nice crisps in!!
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:14, archived)
# wasn't he russian?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:19, archived)
# He did seem
in quite a hurry..
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:26, archived)
# whats edwina curry got to do with it?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:02, archived)
# I know him...
...that's Mousy Tongue, that is.
(Captain Weirdo I'm not lurking, I only pass by occasionally, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Henry had never quite got the hang of the sea side.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Hehe!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:06, archived)
# nice reflection
reflection baps
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:07, archived)
# The reflection is a bit of a bodge job.
Just playing around, really.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:11, archived)
#
baps arse
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:12, archived)
# don't call henry
an arse
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:14, archived)
#
nice Huge.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:15, archived)
# well thats how they should be
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:17, archived)
# only on cows
so they make a tastier steak.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:25, archived)
# And what if skug was planning to kill and eat her?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:26, archived)
# yes what if
what if!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:35, archived)
# What the bloody hell is she doing?
Making pizza?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:07, archived)
# what a woman!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:07, archived)
# You get Ace Rimmer lines
if you make pizza?

I demand the same treatment. I made pizza a few nights ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Were you on a beach?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:10, archived)
# a) no
b) making pizza?
c) in FEBRUARY?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:11, archived)
# If she can do it, you can too.
Admittedly, you'd freeze your arse off at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:12, archived)
# If I froze my arse off there would be complaints.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:13, archived)
# Not from one lucky beach-comber.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:14, archived)
# I went to Skegness
and all I got was some bird's arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:16, archived)
# just steal martha's
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:14, archived)
# Mmmmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:15, archived)
# quick lads,
steal the booze whilst she's distracted
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:17, archived)
# I'm one step ahead.
I already have some celebration ale.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:18, archived)
# i already have carlsberg (although i can't drink it)
but it's not stolen so it don't taste as good

/inner scouser blog
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:24, archived)
# She can still not fucking act!!!!

painful it was!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:18, archived)
# yeh
she was wooden, although i didn't think she was bad in the who
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:18, archived)
# *resists smutty remark*
smutty remark
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:15, archived)
# what a woman!
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:10, archived)
# Eyyyy, thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:11, archived)
# did you make itfrom scratch?
did you toss off the dough?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:11, archived)
# I did.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Jinkies!
what a woman!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:14, archived)
# you are velma
AICMFP
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:15, archived)
# *pays up*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:17, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:15, archived)
# Pizza is easier than you'd think.
I've even managed to train my girlfriend.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:16, archived)
# Smoke me a kipper
I'll be back for breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:15, archived)
# Ooooh I love kippers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:16, archived)
# Silly Henry, forgot his cossie!


nice
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:10, archived)
# Hahah!
Silly Henry, clothes are not for swimming in!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:12, archived)
# He reminds me of me.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:12, archived)
[challenge entry] too literal?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Some kind of 'pez' dispenser?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Ha ha
I'd buy that for a dollar.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 19:58, archived)
# I fucking hate Natasha Kaplinski!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 21 Feb 2008, 19:55, archived)
# That statement, combined with your sig
conjures up some pretty disturbing images.

Edit: and thanks all :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 19:57, archived)
# Oops. I've changed my sig.
Sorry.

PS Happy b3taday. Have a gingerbread b3ta.

(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 21 Feb 2008, 19:58, archived)
# Bah!
Also: YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:06, archived)
# is it real?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:07, archived)
# Oh yes. And yummy too.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:18, archived)
# You win something.
I don't know what it is, and it makes an odd smell, but sir- you have earned it.

*prizes*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:26, archived)
# happy b3taday
it's mine too! though I'm a little younger

edit: at least I thought it was! where's my candle?
(bobming, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:00, archived)
# donate for a candle :)
www.b3ta.com/board/8085212
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:01, archived)
# doh
i'll definitely do it for my 3rd b3taday

/moving home and living off bread blog
(bobming, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Happy Happy Happy Happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:00, archived)
# ooh candles!
happy cake day mofaha!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:12, archived)
# the biggest mystery ever is why the BBC let her present the breakfast news for, what, five years?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:13, archived)
# HEADSTINK!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 19:56, archived)
[challenge entry] We all had 'em


in the 80's
(planetfall, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 19:46, archived)
# I had a number of styles.
And a suit like that. And white satin suit with baby blue, pink-dotted, silk lining that I often rolled the sleeves up on.

Damn you 80's.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 19:50, archived)
# i don't do fashion...
jeans and t-shirt ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 19:52, archived)
# You are Sonny Crockett!
aicmfp!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 19:52, archived)
# I thought
of myself as more of a poor man's David Sylvian but yes, I did quite fancy myself as some kind of Miami Vice type chap with no socks under my deck shoes, driving around in my Porsche 928 S2.
I was in my 20's dammit, leave me alone.

Damn you 80's.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 19:54, archived)
# would it be wrong
to blame david bowie for all those 80's mullets?
(planetfall, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 19:53, archived)
# I'm pretty sure he had a lot to do with it
but again, mine had different influences. I spent most of my civilian life sporting this exact haircut and colour.
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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 19:58, archived)
# You mean you looked like a girl?



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Yes.
with make-up and everything.

Damn you 80's.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:03, archived)
[challenge entry] more fine art raped
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 19:25, archived)
# use the edit...
quick
ha ha your ninja skills are lacking!
now compo em both :p
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 19:26, archived)
# er...
forgot to press 'upload'
*duh*
and they're too crap to compo em
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 19:35, archived)
# I know that one!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 19:28, archived)
# so many hedgehogs!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 19:28, archived)
# maybe they'll reproduce
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 21 Feb 2008, 19:29, archived)
# maybe they're both boy hedgehogs?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 19:30, archived)
# how do you tell?
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 21 Feb 2008, 19:32, archived)
# well you could ask them...
they're right there *points*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 19:32, archived)
# I tried that at bars
apparently it's impolite
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 21 Feb 2008, 19:35, archived)
# too late
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 19:32, archived)
# /sigh
:D
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 19:30, archived)
# Duchamp much?
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 19:41, archived)
# ITS WARUFUS TIME!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 19:22, archived)
# ^_^ hehe
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 19:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 19:28, archived)
# hurray!
compo?
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 21 Feb 2008, 19:25, archived)
# no its a warufus!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 19:25, archived)
# I have just experienced love at first sight
I *heart* Warufus
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 19:28, archived)
# Lovely warufus!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 19:28, archived)
# :D
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 19:29, archived)
# ZIG
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 19:32, archived)
# ZAG
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 19:32, archived)
# I'd hate to miss walrus time!
This is frank. He just bought a new speedboat.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 19:35, archived)
# YEA!!
Hello frank :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 19:39, archived)
# I think he needs a bigger boat!
nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 19:39, archived)
# my friend had a boat about that size
it was just big enough for his legs, and he had a 5hp engine on the back! scary!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 19:40, archived)
# He works in the day as a sleasy barkeep and the pay isn't great.
He has a large mortgage on his rock too, so this was all he could budget for. He hopes to get another job soon though, and perhaps settle down somewhere in the countryside. When he does, he'll buy a small rowing boat to fish from. He'll enjoy the scenery and the fresh air in the country, but inevitably his coke habit will ultimately kill him. His funeral wont be expensive, nor overly busy, but the few who turn up will appreciate Frank for who he wanted to be and will think back and remember the good times.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 19:44, archived)
# i have a small rowing boat
don't ask me why
don't move to the country, its crap when the tourists come down
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 19:50, archived)
# Err okay...
When?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 19:51, archived)
# *thinks*
about 2 years ago, its still there *points*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 19:52, archived)
# *jumps in*
Where'd you wanna go?

*paddles*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 19:53, archived)
# tescos!
i would like a jam doughnut (its 17 miles away - stupid countryside!)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Owwwww!
My freakin' arms ache now.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 19:58, archived)
# *points at 50hp engine*
you could use that?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:00, archived)
# I thought it was a lunchbox :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:01, archived)
# did you put ur sandwiches in it?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:03, archived)
# make your own then
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:02, archived)
# alas i have lazyitus
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:03, archived)
[challenge entry] scream...
if you forgot to shave.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 19:22, archived)
# he...
looks very VERY french


...and also quite like John Waters
(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 19:25, archived)

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