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[challenge entry] Must of been done..
(RobbJ, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 13:31, archived)
# A dedication
(PagettyPol something something something, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Hahaha
and with that i've got to take a greyhound to one
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 13:33, archived)
# ha ha
cruel yet funny
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 13:34, archived)
# 40th Anniversary Pearoast
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 13:26, archived)
# nope
i'm struggling :(
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 14:00, archived)
# de-res
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Lai
(I helped save b3ta! Supergyrations, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 14:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Ask your dad, kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Hehehe...
nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 13:26, archived)
# the welsh Pygmy Swan thing
i think i'll call him aled
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)
# And so
he's an Abbott
(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:56, archived)
# quite nicely grafted




Carrion Crow (corvus corone) and Black Swan (Cygnus atratus).
Don't ask.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:59, archived)
# I don't need to!
Are you keeping the full list somewhere?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 13:01, archived)
# You're going to make me look through all 750 posts, aren't you...
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 15 Mar 2008, 13:31, archived)
# yep
carrion crow and black swan was what i googled
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 13:08, archived)
# It's my on-going mission
to name every bird on b3ta.
Christ knows why.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 15 Mar 2008, 13:35, archived)
# it's something to do i guess
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 13:37, archived)
# S'pose.
It gives me a reason to keep hitting F5 all day...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 15 Mar 2008, 13:39, archived)
# The collective noun for Crows is a 'Murder'
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Yay to welsh Pygmy Swan things
Most terrible of the sinister Welsh birds
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 13:14, archived)
# I like!

Have a crow-cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 13:24, archived)
# caw!
Edit:
to hell with it
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 13:29, archived)
[challenge entry] It's a leaked document


but is it real?
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Ha ha!
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:29, archived)
[challenge entry] not worth its own thread


Click for bigger (18KB)

De-RIS
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:32, archived)
# A graph that needs a De-RIS button?
Methinks you're overthinking this compo :P
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)
# true
I could have done with fried eggs vs cars...
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:42, archived)
# I'm wondering how many people get the original pic...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)
# are you asking for a graph?
;)
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)
# I feel bad for the post
There's nothing worse than a very good joke missed by all...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 15 Mar 2008, 13:32, archived)
# \o/
thanks!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sat 15 Mar 2008, 18:15, archived)
# This is one of my favourites...
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:06, archived)
# well at least they're back to the real deal!
I particularly like that lady's blue shiny thong.

Who IS she?

(I know this is akin to calling mornington crescent a 'made up game' and totally ruining the illusion but I feel I should point out that the text needs to be a bit more distressed to make it look 'real')
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:09, archived)
# She is
The Fluffer!
I will work on my distress!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:13, archived)
# BLASPHEMER!
Mornington Crescent IS real, you just have to know how to play it...

I don't have this shiny gold Armitage Shanks Trophy on my shelf from the 2005 MC Stovold's Gambit finals for nothing, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)
# I am currently mid game with Verity
using the famous 1939 Poland Emergency Ruling.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Hmmm, does that service still terminate at Warsaw?
Mrs. Trellis and I have been having a rollicking time in Knip AND Spoon lately in our games
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Ah, I love spoon
it adds a real edge to the game, but 1, 3 and 5 never seem to see the light of day unless you alternate the diagonals at king's cross and placate the Raspberry Invective.

Knip I haven't played since it landed a friend in hospital. Nasty business that was.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)
# I normally adhere
to the Richtenbauer-Schmidt rule in order to determine the correct prime number when approaching the end-game.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)
# as a a defence that move is as
effective as a halt sign in an elephant stampede. I choose Moorgate.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Chancery Lane
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)
# That move has been retrospectively outlawed.
You know I've adopted Cudlip's amendment rules?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:52, archived)
# In that case, I'll play the diagonal shift then, and play The Embankment
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:52, archived)
# haha.
I'm fucked now. *concedes*
I need more coffee and awake time to string this out ;)

'noon all
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:55, archived)
# haha 'noon fella
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Did you hear that
Kinks got a star prize? I think he was quite pleased.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 13:12, archived)
# it seems to be working :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Ahahahaaaaa!
Points to rule 571(a). Moorgate is only an option if you are standing in a bowl of custard whilst whistling the Albanian national anthem.
I choose Mudchute.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:53, archived)
# MORNINGTON CRESCENT!
YOU FOOL! Did you overlook the blatant helvetica parallelogram you'd created?

Good game though.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:58, archived)
# but you were in knip
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 13:01, archived)
# This is irrelevant
The Shiggler's Leap from Mudchute automatically overrules Knip, as it would with any station on the DLR.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 13:03, archived)
# you're forgetting regency rules
it's all one way past the Elephant and Castle
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Fuck...
hold on a minute, weren't we playing spoons? Because if we're not, I've put on five extra hats for no reason :(
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Hold on, hold on, where did you get any of that stuff? Show me your character sheet
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 13:15, archived)
# *hands over*
why won't you let me enjoy my moment of glory? :(
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Anyways, I'm off now
got a play rehearsal, and I'm T3H RIDDIM SECSHUN IN DA MUSICK BIT so I have to go. BYE!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 13:17, archived)
# enjoy!.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Intresting use of
'socks of stenching +2'
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 13:19, archived)
# I remember it well.
I've never seen someone adopt Gruntfuttock's posture with such alacrity. Editing the broadcast tape took on new meaning for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Apparently Samantha sleeps with a copy of the rulebook under her pillow
But unfortunately since the rulebook now extends to over twenty-one volumes, she has to keep buying increasingly ridiculously large pillows.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 13:00, archived)
# She's been my right hand when she's on the game for many a year
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 13:02, archived)
# fluffy tiem!
hehe

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:10, archived)
# *fluffs*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:14, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Christ!
thats me wang petting back there
(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:12, archived)
# That's you?
Nice substantial underpants!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:15, archived)
# hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Why is Charlie Brooker on a beach
shouting at a woman?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:19, archived)
# He has a limp
and needs urgent attention from the fluffer
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:22, archived)
# i wouldn't want that job
even though i need a job
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:22, archived)
# You could become
a fluffer's assistant - disposing of tissues, condoms, etc. You wouldn't have to do any of the hard work.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:24, archived)
# I watched a documentary
last year where they lamented the sad demise of the job. There are no fluffers left due to viagra.

/true jazzfilm blog.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)
# I think I know that place
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)
# It's a dying artform
due to the big V
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 13:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Beginner's guide to B3ta memes


Please don't sue me over the filesize.
(I helped save b3ta! Doomladen ms paint lover, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 11:59, archived)
# meh, 8k, only a total psycho would get upset over that
*starts small claims procedure*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:01, archived)
# It's in black and white...
there's no need for it to be that size.

Just export it as a gif in 32 colours, and be done with the thing :)

GOOD MORNING AFTERNOON* B3TA!!!

AS FOR THE PICTURE ITSELF WHICH I AM SO TOTALLY GOING TO COMMENT ON, woo, yay, and a little hoopla. There could be SO much more detail though :P

*fuck me, already?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:02, archived)
# 32! think of the bytes!
when I were a lad we had 4 colours* and we liked it

*(all peuce)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:03, archived)
# You say that
as if it's something I am capable of doing.

That is your first mistake!
(I helped save b3ta! Doomladen ms paint lover, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:03, archived)
# what did you do it in?
Flash, I'm guessing.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:04, archived)
# LOL!
paint.net - not figured out whether you can limit the palette on that yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Doomladen ms paint lover, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:04, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*walks away laughing*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:04, archived)
# it's not that easy it would appear
the only way to get it down, i found was either knock it's physical size down to say 400px x and save as a gif or save it as a jpeg and knock the quality down a bit but that gets a little artifacty.

www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/b3ta.gif

www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/b3ta.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)
# If you find out
let me know!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Did you use paint or tattyshop?
Tattyshop should give you options when you go to export it.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Not got
tattyshop :(

The more I b3ta, the more I'm tempted to buy it and be damned though.
(I helped save b3ta! Doomladen ms paint lover, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:06, archived)
# MS PAINT > EVERYTHING.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:08, archived)
# have you tried the GIMP?
Similar to Tattyshop, but free (don't know exactly how the two compare, but the GIMP could certainly handle optimising what you've posted here).

PS - nice graph
(The Whacker Of Moles, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Or 8?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:04, archived)
# WOW YOU'RE SUCH A CUNT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:04, archived)
# HELLO PRETTY ONE
how are YOU?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:04, archived)
# I wrote a list on my hand detailing the various tasks I must do today:
Tidy
Wash
Draw

So far I've done none. BUT I did start downloading Run, Fat Boy, Run.

HOW ARE YOURSELF?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:07, archived)
# I'm alright I suppose :\
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Smile more.
I am smile because I am wear my favourite checked shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Yeah
needs more SPARTA and KHAN!, with a subset for SHOUTING MEN including Blessed.
(I helped save b3ta! Doomladen ms paint lover, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:05, archived)
# If you're going to include them two
you may as well just retitle it internet memes rather than b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:15, archived)
# true
flap and quo then.
(I helped save b3ta! Doomladen ms paint lover, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:30, archived)
# *tuts*
The complete lack of svenno, chump and sturdy girl disappoints me.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:13, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Hahahah yes!
Needs more etc.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 13:29, archived)
# it means a lot to me...
wont someone please think abut the quo!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! damaged goods so little time, so many targets, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)
[challenge entry] I just can't
(clut, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 11:54, archived)
# now do one for his uncontrollable hands

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)
# since you ask....
(clut, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:30, archived)
# that means that SOME lack of foot control can be blamed on Sunshine, Moonlight and Good Times
By my rough reckoning, they looks like about a 7 or 8 on the y axis.
(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 17:51, archived)
# yeah but
In theory, yes you could partially blame the sunshine, the moonlight and the good times, but these factors merely represent the environment which the Boogie needs. At the end of the day, it's really the Boogie's fault. It's the Boogie that should be blamed.

Or Steve McClaren.
(clut, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 4:15, archived)
[challenge entry] the only logical way of measuring geekdom
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 11:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Heeeee! :D
^.^

May I plonk this here? Not really worth it's own thread.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 11:45, archived)
# nearly had a
beef/bread keyboard incident then
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 11:53, archived)
# I can't tell if that's a good thing or a bad thing.
DO NOT WASTE THE BEEFS
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 11:56, archived)
# it was through laughing
with a mouthful of stomach liner sandwich
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:05, archived)
# well i like it
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 11:45, archived)
# I would say Spengler was more of a geek, though.
"I collect spores, moulds and fungus."
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 15 Mar 2008, 11:54, archived)
# yeah, but building a time machine out of a deLorean takes some beating
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:03, archived)
# to clarify things
i've never heard of any of them
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:26, archived)
# For that list you've compiled there
you are a fucking god.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:00, archived)
# THE HAIR! SO MUCH WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:06, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm Bad, but not Bad Bad
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Jim Croce will
love you for this!
(Smudger, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Yes, but
is Jim Croce going to give me clickies for it? I think not.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:23, archived)
# gosh!
he must be bad!


'oo the bleedin' 'eck is Lero Brown?
(quibble, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Here is the story of Leroy Brown
try this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ru5exYqe5_M

(Smudger, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Re: your earlier comment.
Fuck off.

ed: b3ta.com/board/8179732
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Bwahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 11:34, archived)
# SHAFT!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 11:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Not seen one of these in a while.
(Smudger, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 11:05, archived)
# this is good
i was about to say they look like an assortment of dutch caps, and lo and behold, they are.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Thank you.
I may not be a real doctor but I'll give it a good looking at.
(Smudger, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 11:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Doomladen ms paint lover, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Isle of
Horses!
(Smudger, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 11:19, archived)
# But meerkats are cuter!
I love horses, best of all the animals, I love horses they're my friends...


*slightly manic grin*
(Janitor Sinister, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:18, archived)
# heheh
diaphragm.
(quibble, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Halp...


I woke with this in my brain and I know I've read it somewhere, but where?
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:52, archived)
# I seem to remember it being on ISIHAC, if that helps
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)
# I'm pretty sure it's from a book but thanks.
It's driving me mad.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Ummm...
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett wasn't it...

That wierd pin/stamp collector kid.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Is that that Goth chick on CSI Miami, or what ever it is
that gives me the horn?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:55, archived)
# no that's emily proctor
she's from ncsinypdbluemiami
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Ah, cool
*googles away*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Hang on, Emily Proctor isn't the Goth chick I meant
you know the one in the morgue, NCIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 11:06, archived)
# i know
but emily proctor is the only saving grace in csi miami
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Actually they both give me the horn
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 11:14, archived)
# down boy
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Pauley Perrette
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 11:07, archived)
# That be her!
Sound with this knowledge, I feel a hearty and robust breakfast coming on
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 11:10, archived)
# there is a short video of her out there
www.imdb.com/title/tt0133643/

all told it's crap apart from a couple of saving moments
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Bah to CSI Miami
Vegas all the way :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 11:06, archived)
# ^this
although ny is pretty good too.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 11:08, archived)
# You did a CSI Mos Eisley did you not
that made me cackle like a loon?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 11:11, archived)
# *rummages* Ahhh yes, one from the vaults...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 11:49, archived)
# It's from a Terry Pratchett book
First mentioned in Going Postal, and again in Making Money.

'ning all :)
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:56, archived)
# You are a credit to the guy
with your memory :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 11:03, archived)
# good thing someone can remember what he's written
/gets coat
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 11:29, archived)
# YES!
Thank you - you have saved my sanity.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)
# this

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 11:03, archived)
# do you also have to be a goth all day?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:59, archived)
# best avoid Stubbylee Park
if you do
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 11:03, archived)
# It's a Douglas Adams thing, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 11:02, archived)
# No, it's definitely "Going Postal"
It relates to the chap in the Post Office who collects pins.

Hurrah, my brain is free.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 11:10, archived)
# *has a special moment*

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 11:09, archived)
# I think I may still be drunk

happy strange morning, peoples of b3taland
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:10, archived)
# 'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:12, archived)
# ningles to you too

I have never trusted owls
not since they stole my bike... I was only five
the bastards :(
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:16, archived)
# owls are evil :( they make me sad
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)
# and contrarary to popular belief
they are also one of the stupidest birds evar.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:52, archived)
# indeed
it's either brians or spinny head, you don't get both
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:00, archived)
# 'ning!
You did *that* to Monica Bellucci??

How could you?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:16, archived)
# To be honest
I have no idea who she is...

/too lazy to google blog
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Strange Morn' to you sah`
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)
# i think you could be right
greetings.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Given i'm still half asleep
this is the sort of thing to 'smooth' me awake

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)
# this makes me hear the mos eisley cantina band music
in my head
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Yep
It does now I think about it
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)
# yay!
*calls in sick*
*listens all day*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:57, archived)
# had to get this out of my head.


björk singing:"all is full of loaf"

i´m all better now!
(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Better 'out than in', as they say
was an odd dream you had ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:40, archived)
# You took the words right out of my mouth
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:44, archived)
[challenge entry]

this graph will self destruct in five seconds
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 9:58, archived)
# heh
:P
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 9:59, archived)
# OH MY GOD YOU'RE FUCKING CHART IS ON FUCKING FIRE!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 9:59, archived)
# YOU'RE FUCKING CHART?!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:02, archived)
# I'M FUCKING HAMFISTED.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:03, archived)
# NO YOU ARE!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:07, archived)
# I WOULD ROGER IT.
BUT MY FISTS ARE HAM.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:08, archived)
# HAMMY HAMMY HAM FISTS!
that's what they'll call you

and, I have chicken crisps and I will make a sandwich out of them for breakfast, even tho I am ham fisted
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:10, archived)
# I'm going to pummel my food because of my hamfists.
ALL MY FOOD WILL BE HAMMY. FUCKING HAMMY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:11, archived)
# pummelled into leaky gloopy mush
with a slight ham flavouring
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Leaky food is the WURRRRST.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:13, archived)
# don't you just hateit when your leaky knockwurst spurts at you in thepan
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:15, archived)
# My fists of ham are angered by this great injustice.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)
# shine the light into the sky
make.. "THE HAM FIST SIGN" on the clouds
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:18, archived)
# I was never taught the sign... :((((((((((
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:19, archived)
# me neither
doomed!

edit: suddenly I have this tune in my head "EVERYBODY'S KUNG FU SHITEING-di di di didiai(etc) SHIT IS FLYING"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:22, archived)
# I wouldn't trust:
your mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)
# not even with a tin of spaghetti?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)
# TINS: CAN BE SHARP.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:33, archived)
# I like tins!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Calm down dear!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:03, archived)
# I can't, I'm too hamfisted and feeling peckish
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Hahaha
'ningles matey.

Did I spot a dirty thread deleter earlier?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:02, archived)
# don't know, I've only just switched on
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Woorah!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:02, archived)
# *whistles mission impossible theme*
*rolls on ground looking tough*
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Excellent, sir!
*Lalo Schiffrins*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:05, archived)
# *applies ointment*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:39, archived)
# SPARKLY NICE
:D
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:18, archived)
# *covers ears*
Bit early for your brilliance
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:39, archived)
# superb!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:40, archived)
# I like that
.
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Look below this post for a better thread than this one
I took my friends to the zoo to celebrate my b3taday. But one of them fell off the goat and ruined the cake :O(

(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 7:08, archived)
# Happy B3taday!


(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 7:16, archived)
# 'ningles Auntie Dave!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 7:42, archived)
# 'ello

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 7:51, archived)
# what happening in the world of Dave teh Millinery this splendifferous Saturday?
Ooo. It just occurred to me I have time for a fry up before I start work!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 7:53, archived)
# MSN gropes appears to be buggered

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 8:01, archived)
# ?!
You're groping MSN? How does TLH feel abou this?!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 8:02, archived)
# What happened to 'You look like a monkey.
'And you live in the zoo' or 'And you smell like one too'?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 8:00, archived)
# *glees*
thank ye
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 8:04, archived)
# happy b3taday!

(maninthespoon, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 7:20, archived)
# Aw
any shark that bears cake can't be all bad!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 8:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 7:21, archived)
# I keep trying to blow the candle out
but all I've got it spit all over my monitor
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 8:05, archived)
# I do have to say, and I freely admit I'm a cunt.
It's not really celebrating a b3taday if you've done 300 odd posts in five years!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 7:42, archived)
# Fair comment
I joined in the first flush of youth and wasn't able to be as quick witted at the regular members. So, rather than get flamed, I stayed out of it. Work reared it's head and I forgot about B3ta for a while. Rediscovered it and found that I still couldn't keep up, although I did post messages every now and then.

But I have posted more here in the past two weeks than in all of my 6 years and I promise to avoid more work and spend more time on B3ta.

/autobiography
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 8:03, archived)
# Why do I hear this in Simon Bates' voice?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 8:05, archived)
# It must be the
Romeo and Juliet music I've psychicly piped into your brain.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 8:08, archived)
# Now you're just making assumptions!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 8:10, archived)
# And a lovely ass it is too
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 8:12, archived)
# POW
Wham.







Kablooie
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 9:30, archived)
# HAPPPY DAY.
Oh, and you don't really need skill, talent, hummus, etc. to post. I've none and I cope OK.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 8:06, archived)
# Tiny Horses
WAAAAooow WAAAAooow

/Osmonds
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 8:08, archived)
# I'm going to have to tax you for that.
TAX TAX TAX.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 8:09, archived)
# And I'm working for no-one but you
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 8:10, archived)
# *glees*
I BELIEVE IT'S COFFEE TIME.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 8:14, archived)
# *makes coffee*
*gobs in coffee*

Hope you like cream
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 8:16, archived)
# I have a coffee making story I'd LOVE to share with you.
I was waiting for the kettle to boil, whilst looking out the window. Then, all of a sudden I had an ITCH. ON MY NOSE. So as I moved my hand up to scratch it I saw something in the corner of my eye and promptly jumped. Horror ensued as I realised it was my own hand. That I just moved, myself, to scratch my face.

I'M NOT QUITE THE SHARPEST SANDWICH IN THE PICNIC.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 8:22, archived)
# my mummy cuts my sandwiches into circles
so I won't cut myself on sharp sandwiches.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 8:29, archived)
# My mummy is a legume.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 8:39, archived)
# What's that old bean?
INTERNETZ I HAZ BACONS!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 8:49, archived)
# INTERNETZ IS HAPPY AND PROUD.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Well it should be!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 9:48, archived)
# happy b3taday!
*threadjacks shamelessly*
Has ayone else noticed how this week's QOTW is bringing out some of the world's most impressive lurkers from their dark little corners?
Splendid!
EDIT: How ironic - I hadn't read your profile when I posted this! Arf! It's TRUE! You'll NEVER LEAVE! Mwahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaetc
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 8:40, archived)
# What the fuck is a QOTW?
Is that like a /talk?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 8:43, archived)
# My apologies
Question Of The Week. This week's is all about guilty pleasures, and it's bringing the lurkers out in force.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 8:58, archived)
# And there's no pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 9:34, archived)
# happy b3taday..someone who's been here 6 years and I don't know them
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 8:45, archived)
# How is he holding
that cake?
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 8:59, archived)
# awesome evil powers
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 9:04, archived)
# I wish I had awesome evil powers
I'd use them for evil

no, wait hang on.

er

n/m :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 9:31, archived)
# 'ning folks
I scroll down the board and see some unfluffyness, what the jimmy is going on

anyway, I love you all, let's happy :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 9:31, archived)
# KittyVomit got pissy.
I considered an ignore.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 9:35, archived)
# sometimes we decend into the emo
sometimes, it decends upon us

either way, we end up seeing out of only one eye

and, my space bar is broken
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 9:41, archived)
# E m o s u c k s.
H e y, a n d g u e s s w h a t? M y s p a c e b a r w o r k s g r e a t.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 9:44, archived)
# bah!
I have been adjusting computers, and in the distant past I took the space bar off this keyboard for this picture



unfortunately, due to being hamfisted ("MY FISTS AREFUCKING HAMS") I made an arse of putting the space bar back on and thus broked it

so it don't work no perfectly any more :(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Hahaha! MY FISTS ARE FUCKING HAMS! I'm going to yell that at the pub more.
I WISH TO PERUSE YOUR SELECTION OF FINE BEERS. MY FISTS ARE FUCKING HAMS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 9:51, archived)
# it's just one of those phrases man,that conjures O_o?
it's like "I tried to pick up a wineglass but I HAVE HAMS FOR FISTS AND I FUCKING SMASHED IT MY HAM FISTS ARE BLEEDING NOW"

"I'm sorry officer, but you see, I have difficulty steering and changing gear at the same time because I HAVE HAMS FOR FISTS"

and so on, endless bbc2 sketch show comedy potential :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 9:53, archived)
# SORRY, SPIDERMAN - I AM HAMFISTED.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 9:55, archived)
# I CANT GET MONEY OUT OF THIS FUCKING CASH MACHINE BECAUSE I AM HAM FISTED
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Happy b3taday
Six today! Hurrah.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 9:33, archived)
#
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Happy b3tadays :D
shame about the cake though...
*passes cheap whiskey*
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:14, archived)
# page TWO!

page one
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 5:50, archived)
# /intrigued
I like your drawing style

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 5:53, archived)
# thank you!
I shall compel you to buy the book when I finish this series then ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 6:00, archived)
# ok
*grumbles*

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 6:02, archived)
# *psst*
He told me that page three was going to have norks in it!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 7:50, archived)
# You've been around very early the past couple of days, squire.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 6:02, archived)
# yes
nawwty disturbed sleep due to a tickly cough C]:0(

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 6:03, archived)
# Ouwwwh. That's rough.
EDIT: HERE'S A CAT:

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 6:04, archived)
# it's a cdc!
lolololololololetc
(quibble, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 6:12, archived)
# DEFINITELY: CAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 6:13, archived)
# errr yeah
a computer drawn cat.

weren't you paying attention in b3ta slang class? jeez. if you don't step it up a notch you're gonna fail this course. and we're all starting to get really worried about your drinking. we love you man, we're trying to help.
(quibble, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 6:17, archived)
# WUT LE FUCK?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 6:19, archived)
# oh never mind
now run along, go play with crayons or something.


it's a pun on the common b3ta acronym computer drawn cock (cdc).
followed by some of me being surreal for shiggles.
i figured you'd take the baton and run. but ya dropped it man. ya freakin dropped it. and our olympic hopes are shattered now, all thanks to YOU. hope you're happy.
(quibble, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 6:22, archived)
# SORRY, I DIDN'T REALISE I WAS A NOOB.
It's: Crudely Drawn Cock, by the way.

Oh, and don't be so FUCKING PATRONISING OR ELSE I WONT SHARE THE KITTIES.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 6:29, archived)
# you really are a tiresome cunt
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 7:39, archived)
# on careful reflection..
this ^
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 8:45, archived)
# That may be a cat!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 7:51, archived)
# DEFINITELY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 8:00, archived)
# I need assurance dammit!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 8:01, archived)
# No! None for you!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 8:02, archived)
# But how will I know if it's a cat otherwise?
I can hardly perform my job, neigh my duty, as a cat underwriter if I have none!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 8:03, archived)
# OKAYOKAY.
He IS a cat, but only on the weekends. In the week he works as an accountant.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 8:07, archived)
# That's better!
I'll let you off this time with a caution and a brussel sprout!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 8:11, archived)
# But I like them!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 8:22, archived)
# *reaches down your throat*
*slaps it back into order*

the 1950s cures are the best.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 6:07, archived)
# Ow! but thanks
*wears tweed*

*smokes pipe*

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 6:08, archived)
# hex your radio show
was fabulous!
broke the laptop when it turned off though :(


i'm likin the comics... told you the genius would come :)
(quibble, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 6:12, archived)
# True
But we're fresh out of boiled otter!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 7:54, archived)
# golden ratio comics: thin and pasty.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 5:56, archived)
# northerner comics
beef and onion pasty


mmmmmmmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 5:59, archived)
# i prefer onion and onion, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 6:05, archived)
# Air pasties are nice:D
*thinks he has just invented a fab new word for a fart*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 7:56, archived)
# Zooming along nicely.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 5:58, archived)
# yes! Two more later today I think
after a three hour nap now to keep me going.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 6:00, archived)
# Show off.
I've been in the re-doing things over and over
and am still not happy part. [/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 6:03, archived)
# hah
oh, I know that part well. It's six in the morning, for fuck's sake, and I've only just finished something I started at midnight :P
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 6:07, archived)
# YAYAYAYA!
MY NAME IS KITTYVOMIT AND I'M A CUNT ON THE INTERNET.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 6:00, archived)
# haha
hello you. I'm off to bed, but it was nice to see you before I closed my eyes. It was like a beautiful epiphany.

NIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 6:01, archived)
# OH MAN, YOU GAYED UP THE WHOLE PAGE!
NIGHTNIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 6:01, archived)
# ...when does he meet the troll?...
...*suspence*...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 6:32, archived)
# KittyVomit?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 8:00, archived)
# you've made it slightly more exciting than the empty boxes :)
but i like your arts.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 7:37, archived)
# Page three better have norks!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 7:43, archived)

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