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[challenge entry] An old one, but It makes me smile
(I helped save b3ta! bovineharvester is quite ill, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:01, archived)
# But they actually did this,
didn't they?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:01, archived)
# It's not even true either, I can think of many things which are discarded which are far better than a fifty pound note.
They're bloody lying advertising cunts.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:03, archived)
#
Tossers!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:04, archived)
# it made me squint
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:04, archived)
# But did you make it yourself?
Methinks not. Or did you stick it on a £50 rather than a £10?
(strontium190, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:08, archived)
# yay for finding things on the internet
I found things too

STRANGE THINGS

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:13, archived)
# you fucking put
most of them there in the first place ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:14, archived)
# hahahaha
and still not jailed for it :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:00, archived)
# pea time
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:01, archived)
# *auto-responds*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:03, archived)
# It is!?

I remember being so happy when I did this, only to have my joy crushed by the fact it'd been done a million times before.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Glee
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:05, archived)
# GHEE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Mmmmm that's good yak's butter!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:11, archived)
# that doesn't make sense!
but i love it
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:13, archived)
# How odd.
I always thought ghee was clarified yak's butter. Turns out it's clarified cow's butter.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:15, archived)
# won't the cow mind, that you've gone and clarified it's butter?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:35, archived)
# It's still my favourite...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 21 May 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Hahaha of course!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:08, archived)
# I'm still amazed by how many people
don't get it though...they call me Ons...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 21 May 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Why is it pea-time?
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:06, archived)
# cheesy peas?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:06, archived)
# hello.
have you been hiding or is it just me?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:12, archived)
#
Ain't been around for a while.

things have changed around here.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:30, archived)
# Is that just fucking text on a picture or am I missing something?
This is quite rude.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:28, archived)
# I honestly can't get over how shit that is, for the first reply as well.
I mean, you didn't even do the picture, its there at the top of google images, then you just thought of a word with 'mis' in and put that underneath it, and didn't even alter the picture to represent the meaning of the word.

You are fucking shit.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:32, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:03, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:05, archived)
# yeys
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Rule Britania!
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:59, archived)
# i spy politics,
or sex
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Sexy politics?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Boris!?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:05, archived)
# haha! nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Bastard
KILL IT
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 21 May 2008, 23:32, archived)
[challenge entry] NINJAS

dey iz in ur monarchys, or r dey?
(Anti-unplaceable because you know it makes no sense, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Dey r not!1
i for one do not agree with such language here on /board

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:59, archived)
# i do apologise good sir
i will improve my grammar tenfold in forthcoming posts
(Anti-unplaceable because you know it makes no sense, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:01, archived)
# exactly tenfold, no more, no less
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Good show.
*doffs cap*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:03, archived)
# LOL LNGE IZ NT 4 DIS BRD!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:01, archived)
# lolz0r
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:06, archived)
# quite
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:19, archived)
# I hate that fuddish language
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Change anybody?


My change given from a recent purchase in Baghdad...
(Arsonist burns pubic hair for a living, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:57, archived)
# a cunning, topical
political statement.

Welcome to b3ta! Pull up a meme, shop a kitten etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Nicely!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:59, archived)
# nicely
and nice sig aswell
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:00, archived)
[challenge entry] All hail our master!!
(strontium190, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Have you used lensflare?
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Of course
I thought it was more or less mandatory
(strontium190, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:56, archived)
# more of less
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Lensflare is not allowed under EU Law.
Nice 'shop though.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:59, archived)
# yanks get away with it?!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:08, archived)
[challenge entry] FILTAH!
also, sneaky pea
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:56, archived)
# i love this!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Tah!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:01, archived)
# got something about lensflare* nazi?

Click for bigger (883kB)


*no lensflare was used
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:58, archived)
# No,
I find it gets used in the stupidist of places. Strontiums use is very good. I did some design work for a company who wanted flare in their logo, website, business cards, compliment slips...
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:01, archived)
# and their lenses too?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:03, archived)
# I would imagine so.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:03, archived)
# i like lens flare
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:07, archived)
# *finds*
*lens flares*
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:46, archived)
# but to be fair ( to me )
if you are going to be a spacey type artist ( and millions of people like this kind of work ) then it is an invaluable tool and not out of place in such a scene.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:14, archived)
# That's a good use of lensflare.
It can make an image look really good. I don't like its use in the wrong places. It just bugs me.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:19, archived)
# THAT IS A CHOCOLATE COIN!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:58, archived)
# You could be right
(strontium190, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:04, archived)
# yum!
I love those traditional xmas time tree chocolates

that taste like fucking shit

yay! it's just for the kids, so fuck 'em, make chocolate out of old arses and unwashed pants :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:15, archived)
# bloody depth perception...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:54, archived)
# i have to say,
i was amused by the prospect of the my chemical romance fan protest march
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:57, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:58, archived)
# i hope they fight each other to the death
but i fancy the daily mail staffers are actually quite tasty in a fight situation
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:00, archived)
# I wouldn't want to take on a gang of ex blackshirts...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:02, archived)
# *auto-responds*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:05, archived)
# let's play ASSESS THE NAZI !
Nazi #1, on the left, I'm afraid you are too happy, you will be sent to ZE eastern front, whereupon arriving you will be launched into the sun in a space rocket

Nazi #2, in the middle, you salute with vigour, but the ambivalence of your head orientation makes me feel that you are not interested in your important saluting, you will be chained to a tramp and forced to walk around Dieppe for no apparent reason.

Nazi #3, well done, you are a successful nazi, you receive this weeks prize of a carton of ice cream.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:18, archived)
# hahaha lovely stuff!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:43, archived)
[challenge entry] It's not that far away...


I know it's quick and dirty and probly bindun
(Matbrum is sapping your sentry, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:50, archived)
# i like quick and dirty sex...but thats not bindun for far too long.
but god i just want to punch charles face!

hurrah! welldone. :D
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:53, archived)
# what?
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 21 May 2008, 21:54, archived)
# where?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Oh
eighth time around I got it.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 21 May 2008, 21:58, archived)
# I'm not doing anything for 5 mins..
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:55, archived)
# hurrah, would you like to have a cup of tea with me and work out a plan to punch charles in the face?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Ok then.
I'll get the biscuits. Hobnobs?
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:57, archived)
# ooo yes! i love hobnobs!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Normal or chocolate?
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:02, archived)
# surprise me!
/cilla black
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:05, archived)
# BOO!

/obvious joke #2341
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:13, archived)
# I'm not touching that one with a bargepole....
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:02, archived)
# haha..i have a hob outside..he's called barry scott.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:04, archived)
# I read nob first, then I was disappointed by lack of kinky fun.
And now I really need to go.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:06, archived)
# This makes me shudder
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Good job
Much better than my effort
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Thai him up
(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:49, archived)
# I'd say with enough of these he'll phuket
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:50, archived)
# he'll certainly bangkok
(i can't believe i missed the opportunity for a pun-thread here)
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:18, archived)
# am i the only one who thinks, worryingly, he actually looks quite cool dressed like that

a 60-year-old paedophile should not be a role model...
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:52, archived)
# I guess it's all about lifestyle
after all

IT'S NOT HOW OLD YOU FEEL IT'S...

er.. actually, never mind :)

edit: and in that second image, she isn't younger, someone has stuck a pin in her and she's deflated
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:53, archived)
# you're not far from the truth
i found myself unable to draw, and had to cut slices out of the original image
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:58, archived)
# hahaha
chop chop chop chop!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:59, archived)
# haha Peter Stringfellow's cock is tiny you can't even see it!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:56, archived)
# he's a Bhatty boy...
..
(Phlash, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Nightmare on Wall Street
Buried Gold
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:44, archived)
# well I like it :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:59, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:40, archived)
# *claps*
i want to use these exclusively
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:40, archived)
# brilliant
i wish this was real tender
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:41, archived)
# \o/
Send it to the Royal Mint! Or mint them yourself. If you think you can get away with it.
*baits* ;)

(Edit: also clicks!)
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:42, archived)
# no ta..I enjoy my freedom :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:49, archived)
# You mean your FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM?
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:51, archived)
# The watermark looks worryingly like Amy Winehouse.
*moves window to LCD monitor, bobs around to find a good angle*

Also, woo and yay.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Damn you
you've got me bobbing around now.
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:43, archived)
# lovely shoppage!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:49, archived)
# glad ya like it :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:55, archived)
# ooh nice!
I like it
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:57, archived)
# SOCK!!!!
I loves sock :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 22 May 2008, 7:17, archived)
# *swoons*
I love you a little more each day
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 22 May 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Wow.
Masterfully executed. Truly a photoshop genius.

Different characters for different notes, perhaps?
(Azrael- last had a shower at, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:28, archived)
[challenge entry] An oftenly overlooked detail


Click for bigger (93KB)
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:36, archived)
# I laughed
and then spent a minute trying to work out the date. Good times.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:39, archived)
# I get 1771.
You?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:44, archived)
# 1776.
1000, 500, 200, 50, 20, 5, 1.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Oh snap.
I missed out that V.

Concurs with 1776.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:46, archived)
# CD arrive?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:45, archived)
# No :(
I want to know who else is ment to be sending me one. Ive only had 2 others ask me for my address.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:47, archived)
# gaz red rocket, or whatever his name is
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Good call.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Heh! :)
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:41, archived)
[challenge entry] *sigh* i am sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:33, archived)
# that's a lot of money to them.
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:38, archived)
# americans? yeah
that credit crunch is really biting
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:40, archived)
# I heard petrol is now $10 a gallon in the UK
ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:44, archived)
# it is?
wow, I should feel more guilty about syphoning it out of other people's cars then I guess

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:46, archived)
# we dont use $ here
we use £ silly
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:47, archived)
# i'd like to use €
they look nicer
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:50, archived)
# no they dont
they look fake
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Or gallon more importantly.
I'm surprised American cars haven't moved onto buring entire stars just to power them.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:50, archived)
# i suppose it is (a couple of conversions later)
but i'm not bothered. i just moved from about 30 miles from work to about 3. i use fuck all petrol
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Hollah!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:43, archived)
# this sucky suckys
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:49, archived)
# It might,
...but I love it loong time!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:52, archived)
[challenge entry] I ain't no broke N*$#@R - I got Euro's
(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:27, archived)
# This is worthy of woo.
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 21 May 2008, 21:44, archived)
# EUnit

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Comp it, comp it!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:26, archived)
[challenge entry] BIN Dun?
(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:26, archived)
[challenge entry] funny money
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:18, archived)
# if you see a wheelbarrow full of those
it's a trick

to take your attention from the wheelbarrow

steal it and leave the money :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:19, archived)
# in the good old days it used to be roubles
...and one day it will be USD and GBP
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:24, archived)
# is that before or after ww3
that's the fun filled question :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:24, archived)
# incidentally
where indeed is your cement?
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:25, archived)
# I have no idea, the retards have mislaid it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:26, archived)
# sounds like they need bribing
in Zim$
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:29, archived)
# ah, they'd lose the bribe too
the retards
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:30, archived)
# I do not understand this retards/cement business.
I think I am missing a crucial bit of information.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:35, archived)
# well..
*it all goes wobbly*

someone made an idle comment "where's my cement you fucking retards"

then some retard had to repeat it (guess who)

and it was a 30 second meme

then it was forgotten about

then it apparently reappeared on sunday night just in time for gay shift where it built up more strength

now it fizzles away slowly like a damp squib, awaiting it's moment

*it all goes wobbly again*
which brings us to the present time

so, you see, I have completely failed to adequately explain what the fuck is going on and also where the fuck the cement is.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:49, archived)
# and there I was thinking it was a genuine anecdote...
...all about cowboy builders, rip-off Britain, and perhaps travellers.

*imagines parallel universe where some real cement has gone missing*

...

*kills self*
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:56, archived)
# it's a real anecdote
I just made an arse of explaining it

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:58, archived)
# I drew some little people. ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:14, archived)
# you could sell them as novelty pegs
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:15, archived)
# I totally could.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:15, archived)
# fridge magnets
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Hahahah.
Yepp!


Or I could draw them onto that special paper and make Shrinky-Dinks. Then they'd be even tinier.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:17, archived)
# hehe "shrinky dinks"
that sounds funny

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Heheheheh
It does.
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:20, archived)
# fridge midgets
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:18, archived)
# minge fragments?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:18, archived)
# madge frignets
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:20, archived)
# spadge fidgets
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Midget magnets.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:36, archived)
# on tiny fridges!
aww, look at their little fridges!

hahaha THEIR SIZE RENDERS THEM ENVIRONMENTALLY INNEFFICIENT

the hippies, jail them!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:51, archived)
# fridges for midges
they'd only need little ones
just to keep drops of milk cold
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:54, archived)
# How did he manage to pogo and riverdance at the same time?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Hahahahahah
Good question.

EDIT: I hope he's not riverdancing. I'm scared of riverdance. :/
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:19, archived)
# I AM MICHAEL FLATTELY, THE MASTER OF ALL THINGS TRIBUTARY AND TERPSICHOREAN!
Fear my water legs! FEAR ME!!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:23, archived)
# *fears*
:[
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:23, archived)
# COME TO LONDON.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Why?
WHYYYYYY????!!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:27, archived)
# BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE BEER AND SMOKING AND PEOPLE WILL BE. WE'LL ALL LOVE YOU. SO BE THERE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:29, archived)
# I don't drink or smoke.
OR LOVE!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:30, archived)
# BUTBUTBUT. BUTT. YOU'LL GO ANYWAY? YEAH? RIGHT. COOL.
I ain't giving up, you cunt. You'll cunting be there.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Either that or my relunctance is a conceited act to make you persist, so it inflates my ego.
And then who wins? WHO WINS?!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:33, archived)
# because!
come to london!!!!

LAAAANDAAAAN!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:29, archived)
# It only happened because they lost the instructions for the top half of the body!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:52, archived)
# why are they tilted
or am I just sitting sideways
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:20, archived)
# The guy is tilted slightly.
The girl isn't...I don't think.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:21, archived)
# the girl is waiting on some tilting action maybe
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Possibly, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:23, archived)
# and lo.. "tilting action" appears on stage
playing unconventional songs about plumb lines and other structural maintenance apparatus

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:26, archived)
# you love a good bit o tilting action dont you
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:24, archived)
# can't resist a bit of angle
innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:24, archived)
# the girl looks hot
where can I find her and sex her?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Any emo gig.
I'm sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:23, archived)
# I dont wanna go to one of them
And theres no good tours at the mo
I want brand new to come back soon
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:23, archived)
# None?
Damn. I'm excited for Warped Tour. And maybe Summer Campout, if I can go.

Rancid is playing near me soon. THAT would be awesome to go to.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:25, archived)
# not really - none that interest me
But recently Ive only been listening to manchester orchestra - pendulum and colin hay
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Please not the new Pendulum album.
*CRINGEGASM*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:27, archived)
# no old stuff
and watching pokeymons online
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Pokeymons? ONLINE? Pls to be telling where Pokeymons can b viewed online.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:29, archived)
# alluc.org
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Oh, really?
Humm...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:28, archived)
# yah really etc..
Im tempted by this fest in belgium

pukkelpop.be/
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Oh.
Pukkelpop. I've heard of that. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:31, archived)
# yes theres some good bands a playing
and its cheap - not the 300quid you have to fork out for reading for one decent band and lots of shit forced by NME for us to like
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:33, archived)
# but she's clearly very thin
most of her mass is hair
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:24, archived)
# yes but she has nice norks
and her hair is "cool"
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:25, archived)
# in that case
go for the emo girl!

before she chops herself into cutlets
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Its annoying theres always hot emo girls walking around uni
I want to sex them
big time!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:29, archived)
# the problem is that their hot girlfriends will kick the crap out of you if you do that
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:30, archived)
# my ex didnt
she just dumped me then fucked off to india for a month
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:32, archived)
# :(
sorry man
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:52, archived)
# That's hair?
I thought it was one of those leaves with the jagged spiney edges.

(That joke would work a lot better if I didn't know shit all about botany)
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Typical scene girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:25, archived)
# What a strange hairy scene
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Scene girls make great girlfriends, except for the ones with awful personalities.
Which is all of them.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Ooh :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! le brian, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:12, archived)
# haha.
naughty orion is showing his member to you forgers
(open it in imageready first, btw, if anyone really needs to get round that. or gimp. or whatever)
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:13, archived)
# or a version prior to cs
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:15, archived)
# what's this nonsense?
does photoshop not let you play with bank notes?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:30, archived)
# A few of them don't now, since a few years back.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:32, archived)
# how does it know?
I feel the need to test this.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:33, archived)
# SCIENCE, I assume.

edit: www.adobe.com/products/photoshop/cds.html
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:34, archived)
# science is borked then


Click for bigger (374KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Only applies to notes printed
since the introduction of the Euro.

So it won't work on Faraday, Dickens or Stephenson BoE notes, but will on Smith, Elgar, Darwin and Fry.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EURion_constellation
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:48, archived)
# That explains a lot
but science is still borked


Click for bigger (333KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:55, archived)
# How queer
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Intriguing.
I wonder how old the Queen would have to be in order for her wrinkles to match the note.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:49, archived)
# yes
software detects banknotes these days

in the same way your printing beaureau's expensive £10/£20K etc printing machines would also do it (as their copies would be good enough to get away with)

and often a service tech will do the demo of "and this is what happens when you try and print money"

photosoup 7 will definately edit banknotes, I suspect home printers over time will realise what they are printing and not print it

of course they might still print it and leave the printer serial number on the printout

but still, it's fun to print out one half of a banknote, write an abusive message on the other side, and put it on the ground and watch twats think they have just scored lucky :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Wanna buy some pegs, Dave?
(dampsquib, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Eh Daa-aave!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:12, archived)

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