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# fuck professional sports and all the players, fans and owners.

they're drug-addicted, resource-squandering, government-extorting, thuggish, manipulative, whiny, raping, thieving, single-talented, self-entitled, vacuous, insipid, unfit, steroid-addled, anti-intellectual, uneducated, simpering, tedious sacks of shit-vomit, the entire lot of them. i would dearly love to see the next stadium rampage feature a bloody battle to the death between the moronic fan base and the players, with the managers and agents and owners then compelled to lick the arena clean before being flensed alive and having their hides used to cover souvenir books detailing the deserved pesticide. this cleansing will include all the olympic 'amateurs' who are in any way supported or sponsored by any government or corporation. die, you disgusting parasites. die!

in other news, some stupid telemarketer called me today asking me to pledge money to help some genetic freaks afford a ball to hurl at one another.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 5:18, archived)
# excuse me sir
don't try to play on my sympathies, this is out of line you're out of control, without governments there would be no colour green and without colour green no green pastures and where is the cows graze;;; grazing for you on the green green grass is doctor is dyslexia not is are but??????????????
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 5:26, archived)
# human isn't your first language, is it?
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 5:27, archived)
# Autocomplete using mittens, perhaps?
Just a guess. [/;-)
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 5:29, archived)
# that reminds me of the time my sister put buttered bread in the toatser.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 5:54, archived)
# sharks wit lazers
pewpew pew pew
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 5:29, archived)
# i raped a rapist earlier this evening.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 5:38, archived)
# gack
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 5:48, archived)
# haha, that works.
i hear the magentaville roosters are fielding a superior team this year.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 5:53, archived)
# huzzah
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 5:59, archived)
# wut?
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 8:58, archived)
# Only if the ball has poisoned spikes would I donate.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 5:27, archived)
# i know i'm going to get a lot more calls from them, too.
i told the drone to take me off the call list after explicitly stating what my opinion was of athletes who beg for money.

if they're so damned strong and energetic, let them collect cans or be whores or something. they don't need my cash, unless they're lazy.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 5:31, archived)
# Is this correct to reply to postbear here?
Wow, b3ta can get odd. Just made a new post while gazing.

As if sport is crying for money. Fucking lazy wankers.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 5:53, archived)
# wut?
this was supposed to be a gaz?

your side of the country has to endure the olympics soon. ugh.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 5:56, archived)
# Non-stop bullshit already.
Some stupid tarts are upset, they can't attempt to
kill themselves like the boys, is today's 'limpdick moment™©®eio.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 6:05, archived)
# they actually make sense to me.
either they should be able to die too or the 'sport' shouldn't be in the olympics. frankly i don't understand how skiing in any fashion is a sport. why not juggling or being damp?
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 6:09, archived)
# Judging from the photo of two of the leapy lasses, the latter might be more popular.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 6:25, archived)
# they should combine the event with one of the shooting ones. i'd enjoy seeing them picked out of the air.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 6:28, archived)
# It's thinking like that led to 'Surf-Skeet'.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 6:36, archived)
# ugh, another genre of unlistenable 'music'.
i fucking hate the beach boys. what a load of nasty shit they coughed up on vinyl.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 6:39, archived)
# Hahahaha!
After all that it put the pic in anyway!

Must do it automatically but not show it in the preview thanks Matey!

(, Sat 24 May 2008, 5:57, archived)
# Haha, anytime! Ragtime even!
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 6:02, archived)
# you're a lovely person but i fucking hate happy music.
sorry, i wanted to say something nice but ragtime is just horrid to me. i hope other folks enjoy it.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 6:13, archived)
# you're not the first person to tell me this

(, Sat 24 May 2008, 6:18, archived)
# heh. i don't like disparaging musical talent, really.
of course, right now i have a cd playing that i found in the garbage and it seems to be full of bad korean karaoke schmaltz.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 6:27, archived)
# *takes note for the torture chamber*
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 6:26, archived)
# OOH!
Let us play live! PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE!

I promise I'll make him scream!

(, Sat 24 May 2008, 6:28, archived)
# i'm impervious to torture, honestly.
i sometimes torture myself just to see what will freak me out, and it rarely works.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 6:31, archived)
# Calm down dear
It's only a commercial!
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 8:29, archived)
# i agree with you so very much.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 8:58, archived)
# a-fucking-men!
the only sport worth investing in is Robot Wars
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 11:08, archived)
# ^this^
with great big shiny balls on it!
Howdy!
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 13:57, archived)
#
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 3:33, archived)
# FUCKING MONEY!
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 3:37, archived)
# Hurrah!
for conck-currency.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 3:37, archived)
# Dirty copper !
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 3:38, archived)
# You know it's dry when
you find a raft of ants in your kettle.

The hard part is then fishing them out of your pot noodles.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 4:08, archived)
# woo!
interactive food
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 4:13, archived)
# of all the things in life i enjoy being passive it is my food
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 4:26, archived)
# Pennies envy
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 4:34, archived)
# GREATEST /BOARDER OF ALL TIME!
YAY FOR PSF !
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 5:01, archived)
# if i recall my history of the republic of grease accurately, he was shot in the head.
so your man there has a wound at his disposal.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 5:21, archived)
# finished thing


Click for bigger (384KB)

starting from poser render then completely photoshop.

(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:54, archived)
# that's fucking brilliant
top class.

Edit: could you be a wee darling and make it desktoppy please? I don't mind if you don't, it's already my desktop background and i don't care about it being a little squished.

It's excellent, the best thing you've done in my opinion with the exception of the pic of me, but then you had a fucking great source for that.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:56, archived)
# what
size do you want? All I could do is stretch the canvas horizontally a bit and stretch the background and texture to fit.

edit:// or you could have the PSD and fuck about with it yourself.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 3:03, archived)
# 1280x800 would be lovely if you can
Edit: i'm too drunk to fuck about with a psd

Edit: I'm going to have to go to bed. I fear that if I don't I shall do myself a mischief. Good night. I love you.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 3:05, archived)
# I've just had a look and
realised that all my effects ( yes, that's filters for you nazis ) are on the flattened image after the work so it means that I have to do my stretching and fiddling then re-apply all the finishing touches so if you don't mind please pester me for it tomorrow as I've already spent 3 hours on it and am also drunk.

I'll upload the PSD somewhere anyway, I like to post the PSD at tattyworld.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 3:09, archived)
# i'll have a look at tattworld tomorrow then
and don't go to too much trouble for me, it's already on my background and shall be staying there unless i sober up and think it's too stretched. well done, I love it very much. night.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 3:11, archived)
# if you
set is as centre instead of stretch then you can have a black frame around it. not ideal but will work until I desktop it.
I knew all along that it might be good enough for a desktop but never bothered to alter the canvas ratio, which I really should have done. No problem, I'll sort it in the morning.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 3:14, archived)
# mr Zoot
I beg of you, can I really expect you in the flesh next weekend?

Perhaps a very small number of us could meet for a pre bash lunch, somewhere in the west of the city? Say, couples only?
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 3:21, archived)
# I have no reason not to be there as yet.
mrs Zoot will be up here with the boy though and I might just have to drive down on the day yet. I really have no idea as to details. That's how I roll ;)
But I've said before I'll meet Jahled and his good lady when I'm in town so I could always rent a tart and meet up.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 3:28, archived)
# I think a few of us might be loose for a west london lunch
....
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 3:32, archived)
# That would be cool.
Hammersmith is my domain.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 3:37, archived)
# woo
woo woo wooo woo
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:56, archived)
# Looks great huge !
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:57, archived)
#
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:59, archived)
#
Awesome!
*Goodnight all*
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 3:00, archived)
# clever
clogs
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 3:01, archived)
# bloody hell.
I'm honoured to have doodled something to drag you from lurkage ;)
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 3:05, archived)
# GET A JOB YA HIPPIE!
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 3:09, archived)
# I dug a fish pond and laid flagstones today.
I think I've done enough work for a month thanks.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 3:11, archived)
# Dont mind me then
/is scheduling work on his Saturday off;)
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 3:20, archived)
# *rubs cocaine into gums, tear ducts, anus and urethra*
/ac

i just found that in my ac and had to use it :)

this is stupidly fucking lovely and a fairly accurate representation of how my head feeling atm
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 3:12, archived)
# Your head is feeling like a one sided polymesh?
You're weird.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 3:15, archived)
# i'll not be be called wierd by a man who delights in palindromes...
i was sitting in a room with people smoking weed earlier and even passively it didn't agree with me at all
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 3:17, archived)
# I'd hardly call two palindromes delight, that's not even mild titillation.
You passed? ON GRASS?!
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 3:21, archived)
# i can't fucking stand it.
i don't like any drug that makes me feel stupid, its like thinking through cottonwool
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 3:23, archived)
# So you don't drink alcohol presumably then.
It's not exactly the wonderdrug we'd previously thought it was. I know what those old Guinness adverts might have told you...
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 3:24, archived)
# alcohol might make me stupid but i don't feel it at the time
so i don't mind it too much, plus i don't drink huge quantities really just a small amount often. downers do weird things to me, never liked them
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 3:27, archived)
# I wouldn't know, I do neither.
I barely even touch aspirin.

I prefer the catlike readiness of perpetual tenseness that my normal state provides.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 3:30, archived)
# big coffee drinker?
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 3:33, archived)
# Nope, no tea or coffee. I don't really like hot liquids even.
The only think which I use which could be classed as a downer is Jazz. Can be relaxing or swinging.

Upper would be anything I can think of which involve me flexing my arms and screaming in that anime way.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 3:40, archived)
# i can dig jazz
though the thought of world without coffee and cigarettes is a terrifying one.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 3:51, archived)
# That's fucking ace.
It reminds me of Knightmare. Do you remember Knightmare? "Spellcasting: D-I-S...M-I-S-S..."

You know the bit I mean? With the life force that would be an animation of a face and it melted away? Oh come on, you must remember!
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 5:03, archived)
# he's not finished until i batter his head unrecognisable.
neat-o.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 5:24, archived)
# This
is absolute;y the best thing ever! Great work.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 11:48, archived)
# This thread here.... yes this one.... is for reposting
and i want to make it a DANSE thread
roasting DANCE/DANSE IN YER PANCE DISCO!!









(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:23, archived)
# you naughty pearoatser
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:25, archived)
#
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:28, archived)
#
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:38, archived)
# I can imagine the sound of this to be most ammuzink
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:39, archived)
# A bit like this?
www.michalevy.com/giantsteps_download

But with added squealing.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:44, archived)
# yah but with a sortof muffled sound in the middle
then a pop and a:
"rrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:58, archived)
# who is she?
also
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:25, archived)
# oh this is fantastic!
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:27, archived)
# cheers
the body is all done by my own fair mouse.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:32, archived)
# thats alizee
she used to be famous french jailbait before she got older and stuff.

(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:28, archived)
# *searches for nudes*
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:28, archived)
# not hard to find
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:30, archived)
# yes
i just found the video of that.

slightly disappointed as she doesnt look as great as the gif.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:32, archived)
# she was only 15 in that I think
it caused a bit of a stir back then. (and not just in mens trousers)

(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:34, archived)
# as a wise man once said:
"Old enought to wet it, old enough to get it"
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:37, archived)
# or more crudely
"old enough to bleed, old enough to breed"
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:38, archived)
# even cruder
"old enough to suck. That is all."

(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:43, archived)
# granpants
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:47, archived)
#
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:35, archived)
# that's rather marvelous
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:38, archived)
# That is so wrong
that it's actually sexy again.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:43, archived)
# Twoango !
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:30, archived)
#
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:32, archived)
#
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:33, archived)
#
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:34, archived)
#
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:38, archived)
# Bah, old flirts always balk mid adventure. [/;-D
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:45, archived)
# Could I interest you in a pearl necklace ?
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:43, archived)
# (Thanks to Zank Frappa for sending me his flap jumping on a bed for me to add to:).....
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:49, archived)
# Ya blown my mind !
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:53, archived)
# oh hai thar nipnips
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:54, archived)
# hai d00d
hw r u 2dai?
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 3:09, archived)
# i r ovawkd lol
i haz assignment and thesis and other stuffz
so i r procraztinating! lololololololol.

& joo?
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 3:12, archived)
# I iz wrkn on m strdy 0ff!
n0 LOLZ hre
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 3:22, archived)
# oh noes!!!!!!!!1111!!
I haz 2 do pple model wif m4thz!!!1!! or ph417zors!!!

so i's stppng procaztination!!! and strt wrkng on s4trdy.

:(
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 3:25, archived)
# Fuck DANCE
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 3:33, archived)
#
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 3:36, archived)
# Jessie?
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 6:26, archived)
# One of Mofaha's flicker girl of the moments.
I think it got funtime'ed before I made it dance too.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 7:05, archived)
# i hate dancing. it ought to be banned.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 5:37, archived)
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(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:05, archived)
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(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:08, archived)
#
You are a bad person for the post threads remove the terrible
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:11, archived)
# utuER£:££££££££££
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mBOTN????

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(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:11, archived)
#
dongs
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:15, archived)
# G
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(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:18, archived)
# you have the palsy
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:19, archived)
#
WTF?
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:11, archived)
# I hate you.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:11, archived)
# A logical conclusion based on the evidence at hand.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:13, archived)
# T?UrtlyfGDETHA££££££££££££££££££HKJGA
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:14, archived)
# It's more the fact that I find him self obsessive and annoying despite my hope that there is a nice human being under there.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:15, archived)
# tttTHTTHTHAAT,
hurts [[{S[,..
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:16, archived)
# My stuff may not be up to your usual standard
but i spent a bit of time on my last post and you jammed it down the board with this shit ^

(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:18, archived)
# goodnight b3ta.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:21, archived)
# People will still see it, it's only really the tread that pushes
stuff down the /board not replies. People will scroll past hexy's shit and look. Pity there's only about 5 people here at the moment.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:23, archived)
# There are no good people on the internet.
Only AIDS.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:17, archived)
# AIDS.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:18, archived)
# AGJKH££££££££££££££££££AHTEDGfyltrU?T
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:13, archived)
# Why is this happening!!
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:13, archived)
# ^this
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:14, archived)
# sometimes you're good
but sometimes you're just bad.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:17, archived)
# It took me ages.
Nunight.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:23, archived)
# well done
night you little nyaff
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:28, archived)
# how did i guess that was a hexy post?
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:20, archived)
# Sorry everybody,
feel free to ignore this post, I didn't really know what I was doing, it's been an odd day, and I'm not quite with it at the moment. Apologies again.

I've left it up there for prosperity, but just hide it if you wish.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:30, archived)
# My housemate
says you are mental. We're listening to your tracks.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 4:24, archived)
# did you just delete this...because I replied and it is gone...
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:10, archived)
# YOU FUCKING BUY FUCKING NOW!
BUY BUY BUY FUCKING BUY BUY NOW!
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:14, archived)
# *steals the crap game*
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 5:43, archived)
# Bloody expenses!
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 1:57, archived)
# i'm much too drunk to be understanding this
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:03, archived)
# well then just giggle like a mong and try not to piss yourself
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:04, archived)
# tried it.
not that much fun.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:05, archived)
# well you could click the deris link
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:09, archived)
# *pisses on self*
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:18, archived)
# *wanks*
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:22, archived)
# I am truly sorry I forced this down the board a bit.
It's very funny ^^
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:22, archived)
#
*Hugs* Friends again ;)
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:24, archived)
# *voyeurs*
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:26, archived)
# *hugs*
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:30, archived)
# Mirroring his face gives it a more sinister look
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:32, archived)
# showing the left side of his face is more sinister
hahaha
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:41, archived)
# let's hope he fits in the oven, where he belongs.
kill them all.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 5:51, archived)
# it's like 2002 in here...
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 1:51, archived)
# oh god
have this i drawded for pineapple:
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 1:52, archived)
# you are the finest artist on this board :)
s'bloody quiet in here tonight innit?
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 1:55, archived)
# thats because everyone has gone to space
Or drawing pictures of other b3tans
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 1:56, archived)
#
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:01, archived)
# NO
I H8 PINEAPPLES!!1! LOL
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:02, archived)
# Racist.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:04, archived)
# No
I just dont like pineapples they are un-natural
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:06, archived)
# they are completely natural
and bring a feeling of tropical into an otherwise dreary life.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:19, archived)
# thats my problem with them
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:25, archived)
# Gonna need more than a mop !
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 1:56, archived)
# "When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a big thing in your face.."
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 1:57, archived)
# subtle....
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:05, archived)
# i dont see it
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:15, archived)
# |-|4|-|4|-|4|-|4,101!!!
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:16, archived)
# Just obeying orders, sir...
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 1:07, archived)
# That would have been a terrible joke if not for the last frame.
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
*realises it is on in twenty minutes*
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 1:08, archived)
# hahaha
gutted.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Sharp . . . shooter !
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 1:16, archived)
# hehe
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Well what young boy wouldn't!
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 1:20, archived)
# i can't really remember was Wesley a strapping young chap?
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Boy-chap, depending on what series/film you watched.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 1:24, archived)
# played by Wil Wheaton...
..so, Worf would have shot him if he'd been there at the time...
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 1:38, archived)
# LOLZORZ!
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 1:26, archived)
# haha, nerdjoke.
sorry, i just hate trek wars.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 5:47, archived)
[challenge entry] It's all gone
A bit picasso now...

(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Leonard Nimoy!
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Eyevil !
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Arf!
This reminded me of Skafish for some reason



If anyone else remembers him.

Sorry for seaming like the seamiest shopper in all Christendom (etc)
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Believe it ir not
I have spent ages doing this. Still don't know how to make the lettering more solid ie like it is carved from a block. If you see what I mean. Any tips after you've stopped laughing would go nicely :)


(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Dropped shadowed ?
Ed: I do like it as is btw . . .
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Nah,
duplicate layer flipped vertical and moved, rippled/perspective/gradient etc. It is getting 'blocky' lettering as eludes the wee boy. PShop 5.5 if that helps.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 1:03, archived)
# I thought perhaps
drop shadow each letter . . . if 5.5 does that . . .

ED:



Kinda . . . but wrecks the flow
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 1:06, archived)
# woo
that works! Ta for that. Never occurred to me to use 'drop shadow' to get a shadow dropping effect. I would go back to the drawing board but I am even less competent at drawing. :(

EDIT: Aha! and Oho! Sorry, I see now what you meant originally. I thought you were asking if the 'reflection' used drop shadow. You have made the lettering more 3D which is what I was looking for. Thanks again and 'pologies for being fick.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 1:23, archived)
# Fun stuff !
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 1:30, archived)
# now see what you made me do!
i77.photobucket.com/albums/j64/Beenzon-Toste/b3ta/b3ta-lens-flare.gif

Edited to prevent bedlam in the Bedlam brain :)
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 1:42, archived)
# for fucks sake
can you please link spacky images? two seconds of that have given me a fucking headache

edit: thank you :)
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 1:44, archived)
# Open all night !
:)
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 1:52, archived)
# quite nice
but as some kindly advice, you perhaps need to concentrate on the light source, the shadows of each letter at the wrong angle, so in my opinion, it looks odd.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 1:55, archived)
# extrude.
that is all
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 2:57, archived)
# A quick thanks
before this drops off the page. See what you mean about light source.

*looks up 'extrude'*

Cheers! :)
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 8:08, archived)
#


i'm tempted to compo this as after all a pony is slang for £25...
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Best of all the animals!
AICMFPs!
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:46, archived)
# i love ponies :)
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Holding automatic heavy weaponry!
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:55, archived)
# best kind :)
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:58, archived)
# YESS!
Buys twelvety, and woos!
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:46, archived)
# hahaha excellent
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:47, archived)
# Silly pony.
Hooves is not useful hands.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Gat !
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:53, archived)
# Don be getin wack now bitch.
Brrraaaap.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Chin music !
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:57, archived)
# Gangsta.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:59, archived)
[challenge entry] A former Iraqi Dinar
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:43, archived)
# needs more croissant
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 1:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Or more politically charged...


Ok, enough of this source image...
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:31, archived)
# 710?
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:33, archived)
# as long as I can keep my base
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:34, archived)
# monitor + drink
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Slick !
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Don't be so crude!
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:40, archived)
# I'm oil shook up !
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:40, archived)
# That's because you're so 'shell'fish.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:44, archived)
# BeeP !
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:50, archived)
# *spangs*
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:42, archived)
# I don't get it.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:44, archived)
# ah
PUN!

I'm well out of practice on photoshop and hope the free hosting doesn't crap out suddenly.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:40, archived)
# I liked your other ONE as well !
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:41, archived)
[challenge entry] its compo time dearies


ok so its not a shop but it takes pride of place upon my wall
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:27, archived)
# *click*
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Underneath the best poster ever.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:29, archived)
# just because i hate phil collins.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:15, archived)
# As vile as that is,
you've not put me off my crackers.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Mmm ritz
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:18, archived)
# *envys*
i'm so hungry :(

and photoshop just crashed taking an hour of work with it
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Holy christing fucking arrgh
Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong... *spluffs*
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:17, archived)
# heeeeeeeyyyyy look who's got an icon :)
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:25, archived)
# I'm glad someone finally noticed..
*blushes*
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaargh! I can feel him cumming in the air tonight!!

OOH LORD!!
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:18, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
real lols.

you'd like that wouldn't you? you dirty whore!
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Not if he paid me!
Well, just how rich is he now?
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:20, archived)
# rich enough to retire from touring...
but what if i paid you...
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:20, archived)
# 2 Es and a condom and I'm all yours! ;)
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:22, archived)
# well the only e's i can get are out of a can of alphabet spaghetti
but i can provide the latter.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Fuck, a psychadelic high and a weak tomato sauce!
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:26, archived)
# I read that as
Fuck, a psychadelic high and a wank on tomato sauce!
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:30, archived)
# welll you would
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:30, archived)
# yuh damn riiiight.
*combs 'fro*
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:35, archived)
# I haz the former!


Lets get nekkid!
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:27, archived)
# *gets naked*
*puts on phil collins suit*
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:28, archived)
# *puts on third ex wife's costume*
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:31, archived)
# PWWOAH
*has wicked way with*

(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:32, archived)
# a bottle of frosty jack's and i'll jump in bareback
*prices WiL out of the market*
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:28, archived)
# PWWWWWWOAHAHAHAHAHHAA
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:29, archived)
# WTF is Frosty Jack?
:s
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Wrong.
Wrongwrongwrongwrong
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:18, archived)
# I'm going to bed now,
have these to keep you occupied while I'm gone.
:]
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Keep her occupied...
What do you expect her to do with the photos?...
*bokes*
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:23, archived)
# That's exactly what I meant.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:23, archived)
# Oh shit
Hahahahah.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Mua ha ha ha ha!
The first one is very DDDDDDDDDDD:
And the second one is just XDDDD
And I am ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Bye!
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:25, archived)
# You worry me on many levels.
Almost three of them.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:20, archived)
# ooo which ones?
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Level pegging,
Level playing ground,
and Another Level.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:22, archived)
# He's so ugly his hair ran away from his face.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:24, archived)
# :)

(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Hahaha!
Much better!
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:28, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA,
brilliant.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Scream 5?
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:29, archived)
# It shows . . . more or less . . .
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:30, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Some people need this
HARD!
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:32, archived)
# hahahaha
also: my mouse's button is broken.

HELP!
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Arrow time !
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:40, archived)
# It shows !
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:29, archived)
# heh, i've seen those outfits for sale.
if i ever get huge and obese i will go into a shop and try one on, then parade about the store.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 5:40, archived)
# Sketches from today in the car.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:13, archived)
# *Goes over bump in the road*
*accidentally draws cock*
*sniggers*

Hello :]
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Oh, shush.
:]
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:18, archived)
# At least then Hexy can't suggest anything about your subconscious.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:19, archived)
# brand new are fun :)
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Yeah.
And I figured they were fitting for an angel because the whole rebirth thing. And The Devil Wears Prada for the devil because well...duh.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:25, archived)
# But she isn't wearing prada!
Also, how unoriginal are the names of things becoming now. There's a band, a television series and a film which is based on a book all of that same name.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:27, archived)
# The De Wears Prada?
Nice Ske
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Devil.
But it's cut off be her hair.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:40, archived)
# She must spend a fortune on combs.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:42, archived)
# I like the brand new shirt
I was singing them all day
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 1:52, archived)
[challenge entry] avoided
photoshop's anti-counterfeiting crap...
but all i could manage was this crap...

and it's bindun, yes?
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:08, archived)
# You can't get more crap than this guy
he seems to have illusions about his correct place in posterity, though; the arrogant fool
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:21, archived)
# [gradiennt-wise it's well done...
now find a way to match the lighting and colour.

ths gets a woo/yay; lazy bastrd; me.]
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 1:02, archived)
# thx
i's still got L plates on PS.
btw, love the sig!
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 1:12, archived)
# Bash of the Titans

(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:08, archived)
# pfft!
nearly choked
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Yiff yiff
grrr, me... ARRRGGGHHHH!
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Ahhh! A Mirror!
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:09, archived)
# You have spent far too much time on that,
the pec actually deforms correctly! Pervert! ;)
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:45, archived)
# 10 minutes tops
Liquify is your friend.
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 1:12, archived)
[challenge entry] I've not done this in a while...
Something a little topical, what with the crunchy credit and all..

(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:07, archived)
# That is more like it . . .
PRICELESS !
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:28, archived)

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