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# My second painting
its the one on the left

(Marty McFly's Father You're not getting any peanuts until we get home!, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:01, archived)
# Your first one was better.
the one on the right
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:02, archived)
# I agree.
That laptop has perfect detail!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:03, archived)
# WHO THE HELL ARE YOU, AND WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? I'VE MISSED YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:11, archived)
# Who the hell am I?
No really, who am I?
I've been sitting here, on my couch, for 5 years. Lots of shit has piled up and it's kind of smelly.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:12, archived)
# You are:
Francis, the lovable rebel. Although you don't wash and your clothes are dirty you've won a place in peoples hearts for your little stunts. You've lived through life with no real figure of authority and now, when Michael comes into your life, setting rules and demanding a high standard of work you begin to panic, and you retort in the only way you know how. You constantly play pranks on Michael and yet you've begun to look up to him, as the father figure you never had. Michael goes home and cries. You are a fish.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:16, archived)
# GO NORTH.
You cannot go that way.
GO NORTH.
You cannot go that way.
GO NORRTRH.
You were eaten by a Grue.

Restart Y/N?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:18, archived)
# _W
You walk West.
_Look
You can see a tavern to the North.
_NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:20, archived)
# It is pub o'clock somewhere in the world.
This is my happy thought.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:22, archived)
# >Get ye flask
You cannot get ye flask.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:26, archived)
# I laughed at that FAR TOO MUCH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:28, archived)
# Ye spend ye days wondering what 'parapets' are.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:30, archived)
# : look
You are on the roof of the castle, all around you are parapets, you can see all all the way to the horizon.
:get parapets
You take the parapets and loose your footing.
You fall over the edge of the parapetless castle and land on the ground, but you survive the fall.

You are eaten by a grue.




(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:34, archived)
# THROW BABY!
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:40, archived)
# Michael is a twat.
The end.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:24, archived)
# How could you!?
*glares*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:25, archived)
# You're not very good at stories.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:25, archived)
# I know.
I also dislike twats named Michael whom are constantly whingin.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:27, archived)
# MICHAEL DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FISH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:31, archived)
# What a comeback.
♥
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:34, archived)
# That's not what he said
last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:35, archived)
# I CAN PROVE OTHERWISE:
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:41, archived)
# Erm yeah,
that was totally from a week ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:44, archived)
# Oh dear god woman
HAVE A WASH
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:41, archived)
# You first!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:45, archived)
# TJ:
Anyone know why my CS3 might have the hand icon permanently no matter what tool i select? I can't do anything!
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:04, archived)
# It's broken?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:06, archived)
# Restart
Or shake it/kick it.

Oooh, blow on it. That helps some times.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:08, archived)
# If you are using a tablet one of the keys might be fucked.
This occasionally happens to me if I twist the eraser bit on the end, or possibly shift or one of your keyboard keys is stuck down. Other than that I haven't a fecking clue.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:09, archived)
# hand icon
preferences display & cursers

from here: www.davidbisset.com/2007/12/15/photoshop-stuck-on-hand-toolicon/

First, simply restart Photoshop. A few sources claimed it was a memory problem, although in my case i had plenty of memory. If that doesn’t work, try clearing the menus and settings in your windows menu (this is Photoshop CS3 i’m working in). That seemed to work for me. Perhaps a corrupted preferences file is the problem - especially if rebooting photoshop and your computer isn’t helping.

My Photoshop suddenly return to normal a few minutes AFTER I cleared my perferences. Strange, but maybe this could help somone else out there.
(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 5:11, archived)
# other lighting
My dog barked at it when he saw it.

Marty McFly
(Marty McFly's Father You're not getting any peanuts until we get home!, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:05, archived)
# Very nice.
Can I offer some advice? If you're having problems with getting the basic shapes/perspective right overlay a grid onto the picture with photoshop, and pencil one in on the paper too. It makes all the difference.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:08, archived)
# :(
I don't have photoshop anymore :(

But thanks for the advice

(Marty McFly's Father You're not getting any peanuts until we get home!, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:15, archived)
# Put tape on your screen...
does the job AMAZINGLY.


Tehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:17, archived)
# Any graphics program will have a grid on it :)
I found it really helped me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:17, archived)
# any graphics program other than "Grid Free Bastard Draw 4.0" from "ShitCo® Corporation"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:19, archived)
# hahahaha
I remember that. No grids :(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:23, archived)
# and would you believe it, I had to draw graph paper for a mathothon
and it's all I had!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:26, archived)
# YOU MADE THAT UP.
YOU SHIT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:23, archived)
# it's a real product, much like their "Horse™ Wordprocessing System"
which will only allow you to type horse, for example, here's a letter I typed in it.


                              HORSE HORSE
                              HORSE HORSE
                              HORSE HORSE
                              HORSE HORSE
HORSE HORSE HORSE
HORSE HORSE 
HORSE HORSE 
HORSE 

HORSE HORSE 

HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE
HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE.

HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE
HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE
HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE.

HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE
HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE
HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE.

HORSE HORSE 

HORSE
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:28, archived)
# I horse you. :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:31, archived)
# Let's horse again!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:35, archived)
# Ahhhh, young horse.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:38, archived)
# all this talk of horse is making me hungry
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:40, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:31, archived)
# How unexpected.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:31, archived)
# Does the little paperclip come up and say:
"I've noticed you're trying to type a word which isn't Horse. Would you like to start again?"
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:32, archived)
# A little horse, called "Horsey McHorse", he thinks he's an Irish horse but really he's from NewYork
"Ya can't type no nothin but horse!"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:39, archived)
# "Hey, I didn't expect this letter!"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:36, archived)
# THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:32, archived)
# two word wordprocessors?! science! it'll never catch on
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:37, archived)
# THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST FURTHERMORE: THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:43, archived)
# the best?
*reaches up to the sky while playing epic guitar chord*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:51, archived)
# Hahahahaha.
You bastard!
I have a cough you know; I can't go laughing like that again.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 9:18, archived)
# what is that, a brontosaurus with rabies?
/calvin.

sorry, i just wanted to say that. nice doggy.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 6:32, archived)
# Is that the monster from Cloverfield...
In fuzzy form?
(chili_kitten Cheese, peas and honey bees, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 10:24, archived)
[challenge entry] This dinner. . .


. . .was a bit premature.


/relurks in teh shadowz
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 2:55, archived)
# This is what this challenge is all about.
Playing with your foods.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 2:58, archived)
# This food
liked it lots. Wants to play again, in a few hours, after a smoke and a pint or sommat.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 2:59, archived)
# A few hours?
This food is too old to play.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:01, archived)
# I know. I'mma
chuck it out later, get something newer and better!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:02, archived)
# \o/
BEGONE RUBBISH SAUSAGE, THOU ART BANISHED.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:02, archived)
# Excellent mayo splat
I have to say
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:00, archived)
# The finest you've ever seen?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:01, archived)
# Normally they somewhat hinder my vision
OH NO SHE DIDN'T!


*isn't actually a slut, just wanted to comment*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:10, archived)
# Vision?
You've been doing it wrong. Now open wide!
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:11, archived)
# *pulls open mousetrap*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:13, archived)
# D:
Vicious.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:15, archived)
# That's the most unerotic euphemism ever.
No wonder no-one has had sex with you.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:15, archived)
# Oh BURN
*shrugs*


You wouldn't say no.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:18, archived)
# Hot XXX virgin on virgin action.
I suspect we could create a new niche porn.

And by new niche porn I mean old quite mainstream porn which has been around for years.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:24, archived)
# Its always about the niche porn with you.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:25, archived)
# Hey, I need the money.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:30, archived)
# I put on my wizards hat and robe.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:20, archived)
# TY
It's actually ranch salad dressing in the squirty bottle.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:03, archived)
# Ahhh
that would explain the shape of the blobs!
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:09, archived)
# UGH. I laughed. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:11, archived)
# hmm, hotdogs
I have two hotdogs left, but no appropriate fingerbuns

I'll have to make a ghetto fingerbun out of a folded slice of bread

ahhh yeah :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:17, archived)
# That's what I've been doing
since I can't afford proper buns.

har!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:26, archived)
# I had luxury sainsburys buns this week, but no more :(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:41, archived)
# *smirks*
That's a bit rude!

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 4:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 2:28, archived)
# Teheh
you silly
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 2:29, archived)
# Interesting take.
Also: I just made a chicken and onion sandwich. Im not posting it here though because the chicken was old and tasted funny.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 2:29, archived)
# sounds like you may not be posting here at all for the next couple of days
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 2:38, archived)
# Maybe.
Bets anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 2:42, archived)
# BUT FUNNY IS WHAT THIS PLACE IS ALL ABOUT!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 2:42, archived)
# YOU CANNOT PICTURE TASTE SILLY.
OH UNLESS YOU ARE SYNESTHESIAC OR SOMETHING, BUT THEN YOU MIGHT JUST HEAR IT. I DONT KNOW LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 2:47, archived)
# you ares cooking laptop
any good?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaydie hasn't been on here in ages, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 2:30, archived)
# The motherboards fried...
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 2:31, archived)
# I orderd a big mac
and this what i got
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 2:36, archived)
# Take a mega byte of it.
Any good?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 2:41, archived)
# 1 sec,
I am going to get a bigger pan.....
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 2:46, archived)
# just make sure you really RAM it home
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 2:51, archived)
# OMGWTFCPUBBQ
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 2:53, archived)
# im board by all these puns
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 2:56, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 2:58, archived)
# I love the scream when people get annoyed by puns.
So does my dad. I suppose I'm just a chip of the old block...
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:17, archived)
# I know what you mean.
It just the same old circuit, again and again.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:03, archived)
# They're all old jokes, despite being current technology
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:14, archived)
# I have a doubt
about resisting the trend. I will have to amp up my mental faculties if I am to deal with them.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:16, archived)
# That was shocking
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:22, archived)
# You know what they say.
Ohm is where the heart is.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:17, archived)
# Watt?
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:20, archived)
# They try to make me go to rehab, I say:
Nor, nor, nor.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:23, archived)
# I'm going into my garden now, to cmos!
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:26, archived)
# And?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:26, archived)
# Venn will we learn?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:24, archived)
# I am plotting your downfall
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:27, archived)
# I'm preparing the cyanide and german lessons as we speak.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:28, archived)
# Yeh it tasted
boot_iful
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 2:47, archived)
# Whip It!
(gerzel, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 2:23, archived)
# He makes great chipz
right, i'm off
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 2:26, archived)
# The first thing I see every day LOL


"Mummy can't we get my real dad back?"
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 2:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 2:24, archived)
# christ, that's some rather aggressive rape-fu he has going on there
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 6:47, archived)
# Oh deary.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 2:24, archived)
# To the bunker?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 2:42, archived)
# fuck that,
i am staying up here to enjoy the show!

I imagine security will be better at the planet nowdays so it could be a while before it gets blown up again:)
*grabs a handfull of popcorn*
*chomps*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 2:44, archived)
# no one seems to be biting at this particular trolling effort
Christ, he/she/it has been here 5ish years too
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 2:46, archived)
# Clever people learn to stop feeding cunts of trolls like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 2:48, archived)
# yeah I'm not replying directly.
and hoping that others will follow...
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 2:49, archived)
# my mum says I am clvre
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:17, archived)
# I think someone stole KKs account.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 2:52, archived)
# nups
killerkitti with an i

and she's never got a front page...
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 2:55, archived)
# Why has it donated?
Why pay to be a troll.

Oh you rascally trolls, always doing what we least expect.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:00, archived)
# I get bored with normal people...

So i put them on monkeys...
Edit: Cheers for top lurking woos. Id put a new post but just noticed this is 250 in just over 3 years of lurk!! woooo...
(Golden_guns247, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 2:02, archived)
# SMART MOVE
Excellent lurking skills, by the way
(I helped save b3ta! __, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 2:03, archived)
# ^ This
Night!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 2:03, archived)
# He is on a quest.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 2:04, archived)
# Looking for the golden bananas...
Noooo... 251 posts...
(Golden_guns247, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 2:06, archived)
# WE HAVE YOU NOW SKYWANKER!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 2:08, archived)
# You never know...
I could just hit 255 posts and suddenly not be able to post any more...
(Golden_guns247, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 2:09, archived)
# This is part of a larger scheme, I see that now.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 2:10, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 2:08, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 2:13, archived)
# That's what happens when you don't read the signs!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 2:16, archived)
# got carried away..
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 2:17, archived)
# what!! what does this hippy think he is doing!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:13, archived)
# Same monkey different attachements:
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 2:16, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:55, archived)
# MONNNNGS!
MONNNNGS ON SCREENS!
And satisfied with my intellect thoroughly in tatters, I am going to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:56, archived)
# MAKE IT SEW NUMBER TWO!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 2:00, archived)
# I admire his monitor cleaning skills!
not a tongue print to be seen:P
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:56, archived)
# WE BEE GROOVIN
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 2:02, archived)
# My pet crab idolises him.....
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 2:05, archived)
# James Brown died from crabs
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 2:07, archived)
# erm

night!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 2:09, archived)
# HELLO TECH SUPPORT MY SCREEN IS RETARDED
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 2:11, archived)
# HELLO, DANGER, THIS IS ME..
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 2:16, archived)
# princess peach giving gyarados a handjob.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:47, archived)
# hahahha
yes!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:48, archived)
# toad preparing to preform cunningulus on minnie mouse.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:48, archived)
# I SAID SANTA'S LITTLE HELPER, BITCH
(I helped save b3ta! __, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:48, archived)
# well.
whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:49, archived)
# any more request for when i get home?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:48, archived)
# Stewie griffin
and stans grandad in south park
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:50, archived)
# Rex the Runt and one of the Snorks
(I helped save b3ta! __, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:53, archived)
# Boris Yeltsin making footlove with an armchair.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 2:00, archived)
# Pee Wee Herman's blue armchair.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 2:01, archived)
# mICKEY mOUSE fisting the Queen
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 2:01, archived)
# Doctor, you are strange...
but I like you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:49, archived)
# Wow, I can feel my intelligence evaporating.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:50, archived)
# hahahahaaa
*adds to favourite list of offensive statements*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:53, archived)
# OMG!
LEAVE KK AND HEX ALONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:52, archived)
# NSFW!
all my coworkers are badly drawn cartoons!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:54, archived)
# That's some sweet cock.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:58, archived)
# this is the sex.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 6:51, archived)
# Bond.. James Bond.. License to.. OH FUCK MY FINGER FUCK


De-Rissificator
(I helped save b3ta! __, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:45, archived)
# He does like to fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:45, archived)
# rofl :D
TJ: LOOK EVERYBODY LOOK LOOK LOOK


www.awesomeopard.com
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:47, archived)
# OH MY ACENESS
I demand a cameo as a pie seller
(I helped save b3ta! __, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:48, archived)
# theres nowt in the forums
:(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:48, archived)
# *glee*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:50, archived)
# Oh dear, some more free publicity about an accident that makes it sound like they're doing dead dangerous stuff,
how awful for them and the franchises reputation...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:54, archived)
# Exactly..


I did the same, then later as it's nearly healed, I tore the scab off and photoshopped some eyes onto it!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:58, archived)
# That is both wonderful and foul at the same time
Hooray!
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:59, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Captain Black, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:28, archived)
# But those chips aren't being fissioned at all!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:28, archived)
# McDonalds hasn't changed then.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:28, archived)
# Theeeere you go!
www.b3tards.com/u/d82716ce2bc2b8c45021/steak2.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:45, archived)
# Holy cunt!
A bit of camera trickery though.
Impressive still.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:47, archived)
# 1.1kg, 50mm thick.
it was big regardless of the camera angle :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:49, archived)
# COW!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:51, archived)
# Fuck me thats a beast
:)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:47, archived)
# I used to be able to eat them all (I regularly get steaks this size)
but I had to leave a timy bit at the end of that one as I just couldnt fit it all in with the vegetables:(
made a nice snack for brekky though:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:50, archived)
# Damn that sounds good
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:51, archived)
# I shall be adding some of my steak recipies to this compo
keep an eye out for them;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:53, archived)
# sweet
but I will be drunk most of the compo time due to exam endingness but I will try to keep track of good foods
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:55, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:28, archived)
# The trick
is to experiment.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:31, archived)
# oh thats fucking clever
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:36, archived)
# Thankies..
Was going to compo it, but some folks has been insisting on proper cooked food entries :(
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:39, archived)
# thats fucking ace.
this competition has my solid gold seal of approval
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:34, archived)
# Just you fucking wait for what I have planned.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:36, archived)
# technically this isnt cooking
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:36, archived)
# technically i'd need surgery to care less
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 2:03, archived)
# TOM!
GUESS WHAT I WENT TO BUY TODAY!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:37, archived)
# you're awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 2:03, archived)
# :D
Makings will commence tomorrow.

Eeee.

Still need to buy stuffin' though!
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 2:08, archived)
[challenge entry] SPN's baked mushroom with bacon, garlic and tarragon filling....

Dice and partially fry up bacon adding garlic for one minute at the end, drain off excess fat.
Peel and remove stalk of large mushroom(s)lightly butter outside, place facing top down on baking tray.
Sprinkle a little tarragon over gills (lamellae for the pedants)
Fill with bacon mixture.
Cover in cheese of your choice (I used a cheddar/parmesan mix)
Add sliced Tomatoes to top.
Bake in oven @ 190○c for 15-20minutes.
Enjoy.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:13, archived)
#


en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maxi_Mounds
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:23, archived)
# I love this
I want this on my headstone when I go.
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 2:01, archived)
# A bit fussy
for my tastes. I'd hoy everything in the pan for five minutes and then eat it.

[edit: ah well. cocked that up. :)]
It DOES look good though. Hurrah.
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:17, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 2:03, archived)
# Minus the bacon and that's a tasty meal.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:18, archived)
# Tehehe aww :)
Bacon is like ham...and you don't like ham ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:18, archived)
# Or bacon!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:20, archived)
# That's what I meant...isn't it?
Or sausages!
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:22, archived)
# Or feesh.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:24, archived)
# fresh!?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:24, archived)
# fsh.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:25, archived)
# FEEEEESHES
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:27, archived)
# This is good.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:43, archived)
# WHAT ABOUT THE BEEF SAUSAGES?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:24, archived)
# they are teh bestests
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:25, archived)
# Word.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:28, archived)
# :(
No more limes?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Oh gawd
He killed the limes O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:42, archived)
# MEAL!? MEAL!??
That's barely an appetiser!
Looks nice though, serve me five and then were getting somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:19, archived)
# keep an eye out for my steaks then;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:24, archived)
# Will I like it or rump it?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:25, archived)
# 1.1kg rump teaks sound good to you?
I had one 2 nights ago, possibly one of the best I made. fucking camera was in the car so I only got a before shot on my phone..
1 sec, I'll upload it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:27, archived)
# *salivates*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:29, archived)
# this compo is just gonna make me hungry
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:31, archived)
#
I ♥ eating things with faces!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:25, archived)
# I draw faces on lettuce and then I ♥ eating them.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:26, archived)
# I made shit like this before
but with garlic and mushrooms and cheese on polenta
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Looks/sounds delish!
Good call. I've done mushies stuffed with cottage cheese, herbs and garlic but this looks a good contender for mushrooms of the year : )
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:27, archived)
# Friz made me do it.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:12, archived)
# Friztel!?
hahaha
have a Crabatman!
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(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Thats great :D
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:17, archived)
# v.cool!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:25, archived)
# I'll see your Crabatman
and raise you a Spidercrab!


(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:36, archived)
# Spider crab, spider crab...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:40, archived)
# Wow!
love it!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:40, archived)
# Damn you! You're better than me.
*Unleashes secret weapon*
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Batman still beats Spiderman, hands down.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:43, archived)
# That is
flippin' great.
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 2:00, archived)
# LEMON. THERE IS A MOTH ON MY MONITOR AND I DON'T LIKE IT.
:c
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:13, archived)
# ITS OK!
SPRAY IT WILL WATER AND ITS LEGS WILL DISSOLVE.

THEN IT WILL FLY AWAY. IT CANNOT LAND WITHOUT LEGS. IF YOU CALL IT NAMES AS WELL IT WONT COME BACK.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:16, archived)
# I called him a twig fuddler and he's gone :)
THANX YOOH, LIME.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:19, archived)
# "twig fuddler"
hahaha.. loves that
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:21, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:24, archived)
# I tried bug insults.
It didn't quite work :(

(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:26, archived)
# :D LIKE IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:29, archived)
# *doffs cap*
*proceeds to the kitchen area for late night foods*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:25, archived)
# MOTHS R DEADLY
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Rar!


(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:39, archived)
# KILLER OF THOUSANDS
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:45, archived)
# That is how it really went. They just cut those scenes cuz' of the kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:14, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! __, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:21, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Hahaha!
Cock off, Batman! You're not even a real superhero!
You don't have any superpowers!
Except for being a super jerk!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 19:06, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm basically this compo's bitch.
Made this for my nephew's 10th birthday.
Better, more b3ta-ey foods to come,I promise :D


Click for big!
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:11, archived)
# *PANDER*
LOOK, PINEAPPLE, YOU PRICK, LOOK WHAT I'M DOING.

Tasty looking cake :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:11, archived)
# WTFAYOAB?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:13, archived)
# He's moaning at people pandering. I SAY. BRING IT, HONKEY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Nothing wrong with a bit of pandering between concenting pandas.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:18, archived)
# Awesome!
For my 1st birthday my mummy made me a bear cake which looked like my favourite teddy, the icing was made too look like actual fur, it was amazing. The first thing I did was stamp (fallover) through it.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:12, archived)
# Awww
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:12, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahah!!
That's hilarious!!! Slapstick and everything!!

*wipes laughter tear off lower cheek.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:20, archived)
# YOU'RE HILARIOUS! !!!111!1!!!!11!!!!1
you Hemorrhoid.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:22, archived)
# Thatsa cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:12, archived)
# *Panders hard*
Please be my wife
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:18, archived)
# Thoughtful train companies
do exist.

(--merciless-- is delightfully fragrant, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:56, archived)
# What about your arms?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:00, archived)
# Your arms go
in the above-seat arm holder shelf...
(--merciless-- is delightfully fragrant, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:07, archived)
# by the under-side slot foot rest compartment area place?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:08, archived)
# Yes.
And it also accepts facial features.
(--merciless-- is delightfully fragrant, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Damn, all I have are northern accents
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:18, archived)
# Hooray!
finally, my pens are ever so tired!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Not technically cooking either ......
.

.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Toast them!
Woo

*awards bonus points*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:50, archived)
# Is it... a condensed snapshot of Kids Tv?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:50, archived)
[challenge entry] now that's using your loaf
here's one I made earlier
(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Respects the effort!
=)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:57, archived)
# Hurrah.
Wait a second... Is that a windows logo?
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:03, archived)
# yup !
.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:16, archived)
# Top.
Nicely done.

TOAST IT.
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Hi LOL
This is hexachordal's knob based on pictures he has sent me via garyglitter.com



Must dash - my 'dad' is calling me from downstairs (he sounds a bit out of breath too!!)
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:42, archived)
# NAEMHAZXK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:43, archived)
# He's raping the cat again and needs a hand no doubt.
PROAST TREAD!
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(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:43, archived)
# HELLO I AM A BIG PICTRUE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:52, archived)
# NO YOU'RE NOT!
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(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:53, archived)
# ofuks!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:58, archived)
# nowai!
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(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:03, archived)
# why would he need a hand...
... when he has the cat?
(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:53, archived)
# Because he's using the other two to abuse penguins
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Pffft :P
Scale of 1:1?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Hello knobhole
(I helped save b3ta! __, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Dammit!
They're on to me!!
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:01, archived)
# LOL!!!!11111
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:44, archived)
# The tart!
Arf.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:46, archived)
# righty oh
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:47, archived)
# Nice self-portrait
(I helped save b3ta! bobzarkoff, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:47, archived)
# hahahaha!
That's just.....ace!!! Like, I'm a knob! A real knob! That's fucking brilliant!! Woo!!
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Chuffed?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Not just chuffed....
LMFAO!!!
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Crazy!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:07, archived)
# hahahahaha
lolsocks.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:55, archived)
# hahahahaahaaaaaaaaa.
hahahahahahhah
hahahahahahahaha
hahahahaahahahahaa
hahaahaaaaaaahaaahaa
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:57, archived)
# Browsing at the Librarium
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Yes!
Again!
*click*
Fantastic :)
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Jaysus, you been saving these fuckers up?
@:D
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:39, archived)
# this!
Bloody good as they are!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:40, archived)
# They fucking rule.
I done bought one of the cunts paintings.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Yes,
I had no computer.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Ok, for now.


talented bastard
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:41, archived)
# YOU WANT
ME.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Hey, hey, hey...tits first.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:48, archived)
# that is quite splendid
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:40, archived)
# I asked the Librarian if I could borrow a book on suicide,
She said: Fuck off, you won't bring it back.


So I'm still here.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:41, archived)
# This is godly.
You should illustrate a book.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Copies of my comic
Wander are available from here, www.samu.co.uk/smallpress.html

Scroll down a little and buy one.
Please.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Another b3tards thing to buy come payday.
Nice work!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:47, archived)
# i don't understand.
so i'm going to click.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:41, archived)
# I'm not
sure I fully understand but I MUST OBEY THE PENCIL
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:42, archived)
# when i finish writing my book
you can illustrate it, for your pics are wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Ooh,
I will charge.

in Crisps...specifically Scampi and Lemon NikNaks.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:47, archived)
# they are so tasty!
they are my favourite crisps!
followed by chinese rib sensations.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:48, archived)
# You leave
your filthy oriental habits out of this.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:52, archived)
# heheheh
you know me too well ;)
g'night!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Are you inking them on blue or is this just a scanning issue?
I think they look better on white (just my own opinion)

on white
(watermarked with respect)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Nah,
they're all on white in real life...I just wanted a sort of oldy, bookish grainy quality thing to them on my website. I've got an idea though, so I can post them on white..but not tonight.
Am tired.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Ah.. I see
(just looked at your site)

Personally, I think the blue isn't working. As paper ages it normally yellows.

Am loving the style though!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:57, archived)
# True, true
but there we go.
I'll probably construct somekind of photocorners framing device for it...or something.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:59, archived)
# A person of your calibre?
..it's going to be ace!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:05, archived)
# I have
calibre.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Indeedy
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 1:23, archived)
# Ttssattsr made me do it.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Hahaha!
Fuck the what?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:34, archived)
# ROAWR!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Piss-Wizard
:D
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:34, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:36, archived)
# FUCKING PISS WIZARDS!!!
...waite...oh yeah--right, LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:35, archived)
# *splashes*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Still a couple of hours to go, on this side of the planet.
I'm quaffing coffee at my usual furious speed until then.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:40, archived)
# hahahhaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:36, archived)
# this compo is shite
no-one gets it
Should have gone with the shits
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:37, archived)
# :(
I hope I get to BBQ tomorrow and I WILL PROVE YOU WRONG.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:38, archived)
# OH FUCK YES!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:39, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:41, archived)
# as long as there is limey goodness
its all good
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:47, archived)
# pisswizards ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:35, archived)
# SMAAAAAASH!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:36, archived)
# LIIIIIIIIIIME!
how do?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Not too bad.
I have a day off work tomorrow. I hope its sunny so I can BBQ and get some entries into the compo.

What about you my fine simian friend?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:40, archived)
# nice!
i'm just contemplating making myself a prawn mayo jacket potato with ranch salad on the side
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Jacket potatoes are always braw.
Braw!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:51, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:36, archived)
# I think it is time I changed my name back to Lemon.
What do you all think?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Whether you think you should or you shouldn't,
you're right!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:38, archived)
# I want to keep it as a tribute to Lime Night
but my domain *is* wearethelemon.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:40, archived)
# you're right.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Thanks,
you have been a lot of help and have really made a difference :P
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:42, archived)
# once again, you're right.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:44, archived)
# i concur
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 11:37, archived)
# I DID NOT. IT'S A PRETEND FABLE MYTHULOUS RUSE.
HARVEST THE BEER MOTHS, FOR THEIR LEGS ARE PURE SALT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:37, archived)
# OHM NYOM NYOM
Tiny little salt sticks.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:38, archived)
# I don't like to harvest them. I THINK IT'S CRUEL. I MEAN. I LOVE MY LEGS. THAT'S WHERE I KEEP MY MOSS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:40, archived)
# *harvests salty moss legs*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha...
*breath*

Chunder monkies.. you forgot the chunder monkies.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Last frame wins at winning.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Pisswizards are the next big thing TM
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:39, archived)
# this is ace. as is your competiton.
have a sanity cushion
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:43, archived)
# But where are the vomit orangutans!?
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:44, archived)
# They are the final stage of the beer-moth growth cycle.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:45, archived)
# I know but isn't this the season?
With brutality abound?
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:47, archived)
# Brutal vomit.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:48, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:34, archived)
# did you cook this?
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:34, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:34, archived)
# gas mark?
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:37, archived)
# 4 minutes at 5 pixels
stir regularly

add sans-serif to taste
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Sleeveless work shirts FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:40, archived)

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