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Ow.
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:20,
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hmm...
where's my killing stick? killing stick.. hmm... ah, here it is... SWEET SHUDDERING CHRIST KILL IT! KILL IT DEAD!
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:22,
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Holy Shitting Cuttlefish!™
"Oh God, not again...." /spaceballsblog
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:23,
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Arf!
I havent seen that in years :) To mininova I go....
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:26,
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hello my baby
hello my darlin' hello my rag-time gaaaaalllll...
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:29,
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"Come back you fat bearded bitch!!!"
best line EVAH!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:32,
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"I can't believe no one's done this yet..."
(double-checks before posting anyhow...) ...oh. Craploaves.
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onomatopoeicneologism ,
Sat 26 Jul 2008, 17:48,
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.....
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FloydPink has a full robot chubby... ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:20,
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this is the greatest thing mankind has ever produced
EVER. note: not to-date, proper EVER.
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:22,
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hahaha
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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:25,
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Leave the bear alone!!!
this is great
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:26,
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Arf!
Evil duck is Evil!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:27,
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huzzah!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:41,
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Ermm?
Yes.
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Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 11:56,
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Lenin?
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:12,
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YES
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:14,
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NO
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:15,
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What has he got to do with ducks?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:15,
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anal sex.
is it compo'd? i don't think so.
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:15,
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Duck all
thank duck
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:16,
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I C
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:17,
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Lenin?
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:15,
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hahahahha! brilliant!
:D
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:16,
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VILE NIN!
G
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:18,
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You need an agressive duck shitting on his head
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Joliet ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:19,
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Whose head is that?
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asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:19,
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Hahahah is there a psd with that guy's face?
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ClanSoul ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:21,
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No.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:34,
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Uhm... MAYBE
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:25,
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I'd say YES,
making YES the winner!Long distance...runaround...
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ClanSoul ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:33,
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ningles mcflingles everyone
Probably all I'm gonna do for this challenge...
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:09,
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Hehehe
'ning Joe!
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XLVII .uk ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:13,
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nings Tan
where you been hiding?
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:15,
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I been busy as hell
also catching up with loads of old school friends! How are you mate?
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XLVII .uk ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:18,
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I'm grand
busy as well
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:27,
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And you would have won the compo with it too
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Joliet ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:20,
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and this ¬
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:23,
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*sings*
"where did you get that hat, where did you get that hat?" Woo I say!
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Joliet ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:31,
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Took me sodding hours this morning....
* One of my first ever animations and he does seam to have a limp? ???
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:35,
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Well one of his legs is shorter than the other you cruel bastard.
:D
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ClanSoul ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:57,
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He spends most of his time walking round hills
* Like a haggis does?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 10:11,
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It's strange I missed that until I clicked this
'ning to you! And I concur with your sig ....... ?
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XLVII .uk ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:32,
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Ning!
Missed this earlier as I had to work* *tell the technical guy on site how to fix a problem on the customer's machine for the 20th time!
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Joliet ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:43,
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lick for animation
couldn't optimise further without turning unreadable
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:09,
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Hahaha
*licks* ;)
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XLVII .uk ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:10,
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Ha ha ha!
I thought he was gonna pop it though :)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:38,
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He's only abusive
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:49,
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Aye, I guess so :D
Does he have a brother who would do that kind of thing?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:51,
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Naturally
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 10:48,
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Coming up from the rear
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TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:09,
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Top lurkage
but what have you done?
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XLVII .uk ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:13,
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is this another one of those "ironic" posts?
btw, IMPRESSIVE LURKAGE!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:13,
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twat
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:14,
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Are you actually a Duck?
* You seem very abusive today? * Manhugs(anything Dr Wobbly can help with?)
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:18,
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nope
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:21,
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:24,
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you've not actually done anything to that have you?
have you...?
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:18,
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he's reversed the safety pin
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:21,
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Keith is supposed to be bumming Orville.
He's spent the last 3 weeks rendering a photo realistic cock and balls for keith. Its perfect in very detail, a masterpiece of 3ds Max wizardry. You just can't see it cause Orville's furry fucking green arse is in the way.
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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:44,
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Faking it
I faked actually doing anything with that picture, my is bad.
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TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 12:31,
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Erm
Let's just pretend this never happened and you can go back to lurking.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:29,
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Indeed
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TheOther ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:08,
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Now THAT ^
Is an Abusive Duck! Woo
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:10,
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No, YOUR a cunt!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:13,
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No, I'M a cunt!
I'M YOUR
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:16,
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no madam
you're the fattest
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:21,
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Bastards!
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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:08,
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Brilliant
*click*
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TheOther ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:09,
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hahaha
excellent :D
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:09,
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Hahahaha!
Oh shit!
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:10,
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hehehe
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:10,
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Haha
This is great *kerplunk*
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Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:10,
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hahaha!
he deserved it though, he killed three of their brothers.
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Mr. Johnson ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:12,
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Yes!
*clicks*
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XLVII .uk ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:23,
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Superb :)
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Monty Propps ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:26,
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Ducks killed da Prezident
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:07,
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Pfffft
:D
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XLVII .uk ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:11,
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Jackie Onassis is scrambling for his precious brains.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:15,
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Sodding Abusive Ducks!
What sort of shit challenge is that! I wanted hats www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post194622 * Therefore, I have done a hat anyway, entitled "Revenge of the otter"
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:02,
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I was hoping for the steampunk one... so I might just do one anyway when I get time
still... its better than a week of seamhorses...
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:04,
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Why not be rebellious...
and do a Steampunk hat? * I agree with you on the seamhorse one though
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:08,
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you know, I STILL don't know how to get a hat to appear in the correct place on a post.... SHOCKING!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:09,
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You have to put a single white or grey pixel in the bottom left corner.
* this then puts the image in the right place but no-one notices the spec? * FUCKSOCK! (Cat out of Bag Syndrome)
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:13,
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I'm just glad it wasn't that dumbassed hats challenge..
;)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:05,
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Hahaha...
Hahahahahahaha...ha......ha
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:07,
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wow,
looks like that was an impressive gay shift, do enjoy arriving at work and being exposed to the insanity. Ning babes.
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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:06,
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babes?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:09,
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BABES
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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:12,
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Ear Cataracts?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:20,
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DEATH
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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:29,
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Farmers?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:34,
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GILES
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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:46,
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:51,
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This is the best image challenge I've seen in over a year
I just pray that the dayshift doesn't fuck it up and turn it into "DUCKS LOL".
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:08,
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You're still a site mod, right?
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 16:38,
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I'll be quack......too cheasy I know!
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smong ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:56,
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evil duck robot movie.
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d d ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:00,
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heheheheh!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:01,
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*tries to guess the challenge*
*fails* Good 'ning!
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XLVII .uk ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:06,
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tha duck you lookin at
yea i know its soft.. but this all i could muscle up....
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mtzadogg I drink your MILKSHAKE ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:50,
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nuvaring is also not for women who are pregnant or plan to become pregnant.
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d d ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:01,
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NO SHIT!
www.rxlist.com/cgi/generic/nuvaring_ad.htm They should just rename it Mongex and be done.
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Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:05,
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abusing ducks?
/dyslexic
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c_kick or, as some people call him ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:46,
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that is OUTSTANDING!!!
*clicks*
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:47,
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this is very ace!!!
i like this.
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:47,
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I love this!
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:53,
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\o/
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:02,
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that is exceptionally good
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMSPLAT
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:53,
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Splat!
Yay!
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:54,
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* I love that (even though this is a shit challenge)
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:03,
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this.is.AWESOME.
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The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:05,
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YES
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:06,
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Pearoast?
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LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009 ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 12:02,
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they stomp on kittens....
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FloydPink has a full robot chubby... ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:37,
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FUCKING KITTEN STOMPING DUCK FUCKERS
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:37,
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so sad, so sad.
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d d ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:38,
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DUX MUST DIE
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:39,
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PLUMP, DELICIOUS DUX.
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:40,
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Nasty punk!
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:40,
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it actually looks like it's about to unleash ULTIMATE-BIRD-SHIT-DOOM on that kitten....
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:40,
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or maybe
it's just shit a kittin!
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:52,
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#duh duh daaaaaaaaaah!#
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:57,
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Bastards!
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DogHorse plop ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:44,
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haha
Have a vaguely related pea :D
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Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:46,
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:27,
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i seem to miss something..
who is this face?
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:28,
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Freebase.
He's a rower or something.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:30,
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and where is the source? :D
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:37,
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I dunno what the website is, long since lost it
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:57,
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:30,
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kekekekekekekekeke
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:31,
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what can't that man do?
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d d ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:33,
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maintain a straight face
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:35,
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hehe
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:36,
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@
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:38,
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Haha
That's gloriously ridiculous :D
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Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:40,
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HAHAHAHA!
CHENEY GOT SUMTHIN PLANNED
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:40,
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hahahahah!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:41,
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I think that is possibly my favourite.
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:34,
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I think whoever did the one in the winnie the pooh pyjamas wins.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:35,
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ke ke ke ke ke ke ke
FACT - the Japanese have straight rather thank curly pubic hair.
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:35,
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japanesee people.
ah ha ha ha ha.
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d d ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:37,
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not in my experience
pubic hair grows curly because it's constantly being moved about while it grows. Moved about by your underpants while you walk.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:39,
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fur coat nae nikkas!
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:40,
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aaaaaaaahhhh.
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d d ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:28,
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FREEBASEBELLY
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:29,
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hahah, madness!
'ningles everyone!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:36,
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that's some belly...
although I'm not sure what any of this stuff means -- but then that's how I generally feel on b3ta anyway. I'm a high RIS risk
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:37,
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NO. WAY.
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Ttssattsr ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:39,
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I see you've been dieting
heheh
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:56,
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Duck a L'orange
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Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:25,
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yay!
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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:31,
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*tolchocks*
WOO
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:33,
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Yay!
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:35,
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excellent :D
*clicks*
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:36,
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Hahaha!
I only just realised that this was the image challenge, I thought it was just a good bandwagon. I guess that's the mark of a good challenge.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:36,
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I can't even remember who suggested ducks in abusive relationships.
that was months ago.
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:38,
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ahhhhhhhh yes.
I thought it was mongy but I wasn't sure whether he started it.www.b3ta.com/board/7259745
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:42,
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haha!
Was Rik still here this time last year? It seems like ages since he left.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:45,
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cannard...
you're not wrong there rodney,,
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glubglub should be working on ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 11:33,
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this guy broke into a women who he had never met before's house. he knew a pretty young women lived there. he did not know that she had a lvoing husband and two children
aged 3 and 1 year old. her husband was gone and he knew that. he broke in and forced her on the ground and while the three year old watched from the other room he bound her up and gagged her. he threw her in the trunk of his green camereo. he drove her over to his house,hidden in the wilderness of colorado, and his next door neighbor watched him drag his victim into his house. she was brutally raped for three hours. he then tied her up again and put her in the back seat of his car. he knew where he was going. no one else did. the girl's family knew she was missing and so did the police. three people that he drove past saw a hogtied woman in his backseat banging on the windows and two of them could her her scream. only one of them called the cops. by the time the dispatcher had sent out the call to get it had been too late. she had been taken out to the woods and shot point blank in the mouth and given a shallow grave. hours later the man was arrested. when question by detectives he denied all that he knew he had done. his lies had changed several times and after long enough he had lawyer present. and he expects a fair trial still. he looks like this:
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d d ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:23,
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that actually took me too long to write for being so shitty.
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d d ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:23,
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d d ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:23,
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The duck died.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:26,
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hahaha that is win
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:27,
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Slacker!
There should be like 30 repeats of the moon, and then a panel with someone saying, "This could be bad." And 30 more to, "Really!" But all brill, as is, and as always, Doc.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:27,
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do you have any idea how lazy bored and out of ideas i am as of now?
i want to puke out of my eye sockets.
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d d ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:30,
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NOT VERE SEXEE
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:31,
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FUCK YOU. IM SAD.
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d d ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:44,
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james bond's a cunt!!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:29,
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The moon blew up.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:29,
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EPIC
ALTHOUGH IT COULD POSSIBLY BE MORE EPIC THAN THIS
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:35,
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I KNOW GODDAMN.
IM SO CLOSE TO CRYING RIGHT NOW. NOT EVEN SITCOMS CAN SWAY MY SORROWS. fuck.
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d d ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:46,
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I've been waiting for ages
and the moon hasn't blown up as yet!
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Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions. ,
Sun 27 Jul 2008, 14:21,
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yea it was like one big ass run on sentence
shit
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mtzadogg I drink your MILKSHAKE ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:53,
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HE EXPEXTS A FAIR TRIAL STILL
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:25,
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WHERE DID YOU GET THAT PICTURE OF ME
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:35,
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the internet.
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d d ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:38,
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SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:39,
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Do abused ducks count?
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collapsibletank procreates ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:12,
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IS THAT A SELF-PORTRAIT? YOU SICK FREAK
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:15,
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SICK
LONGNECKED FREAK
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:16,
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oh fuck a duck..
that's sick
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:19,
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SHAKE IT LIKE A MALLARD
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:20,
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DUCKWANK RELATED COMMENT.
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Ttssattsr ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:20,
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omg.
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d d ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:24,
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DUCK FUCKER!
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:28,
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24th July - Wonky Alvin Stardust
Another of the Wonky 'I started drawing something else but it ended up like this' Series
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PagettyPol something something something ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:02,
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WOLVERINE GOT A HANGOVER
GO SAVE YOURSEVES, KIDS
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:04,
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#
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:06,
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Hahahahaa
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:07,
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we're on season five of Two Halves of a Man over here.
SHEEN SHEEN SHEEN SHEEN SHEENLY SHEEN SHEEN SHEEN
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:09,
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I'd like to say that I'm still loving it but they're really scraping these days.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:10,
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see also: Scrubs
I'm really surprised by that show "Chuck", which I thought would be shite but I'm actually enjoying. mainly for Adam Baldwin.
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:12,
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Scrubs is always on.
Somewhere, it's always on. And Family Guy.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:17,
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And Ace Of Cakes.
ALSO: back when Kk and I were visiting evil_twin in the hospital it was hard not to look for characters from Scrubs.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:18,
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:08,
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THAT LOOKS LIKE THE SORT OF THING THAT WOULD CRAWL IN MY BUTT WHILE I SLEEP
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:09,
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IT BLUSHES WITH DIRTY EXPECTATION
LIKE A JAPANESE SCHOOL GIRL WITH A SALARY MAN CHAINED TO THE CATTLE NOSE RING IN HER CLITORIS
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:15,
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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:28,
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this is precisely the sort of thing I've been missing.
also I just noticed your sig, poor ol' Bud! Hope you're okay.
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:37,
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it's been a couple of weeks
cats and cars don't play well together. his ashes are in a box on top of the fridge where he used to sit where it was warm, dog-free and with a clear view of his minions below ...
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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:43,
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§
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:08,
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Been fooling around with backgrounds.
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rocketship s can be used to leave the Earth. ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 7:49,
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THIS ONE IS "GREEN"
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 7:50,
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YES
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rocketship s can be used to leave the Earth. ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 7:51,
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I HOPE YOU TOOK APPROPRIATE PRECAUTIONS
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 7:50,
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YES
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rocketship s can be used to leave the Earth. ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 7:53,
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AND THEN WE STARTED SCREWING AROUND, WHICH IS FOOLING AROUND WITHOUT DINNER.
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 7:55,
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Looks like an eye with eyebrow in there.
And a big mouth! Woo.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 7:53,
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I'm doing a series of these with astronomical photos.
This one started out as the famous Apollo shot of the Earth.
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rocketship s can be used to leave the Earth. ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 8:05,
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OH, IT'S VERY NICE WHEN YOU BLOW IT UP
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 7:54,
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I SENSE A GREAT DISTUBRANCE IN THE FOREC
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 7:55,
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a coffee stain on green!
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 7:59,
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