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[challenge entry] Ready... aim... fudge!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:01, archived)
# *clicks this hard*
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Because everyone knows
the harder you click, the more it's worth.

Like when the batteries are going in the remote - press the buttons harder and it works.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Or take the cover off and rotate them a little bit
Lo and behold, power is returned!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Or even swap them over.


I bloody love batteries.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:07, archived)
# I batter lovies bloody
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:07, archived)
# I love battered blood...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:09, archived)
# You are Scottish.
AICMFP.

EDIT: And you missed your 6,000th post.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:11, archived)
# You're half right...
*hands over £2.50*

though I do have a Scots name, derived from my ancestry, I was born in Portsmouth...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Tails . . . you win !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Is that a Chuff cloud?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Bullseye!!
Davey *Clickitt*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Soft toys, as available in Minnesota.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:53, archived)
# *shotguns*
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Hahaha
Shoot it!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:54, archived)
# duggaduggaduggaduggaduggaduggaduggaduggaduggadugga
YEaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAH, PWND
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Haha :D
aww
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:56, archived)
# *ahem*
www.b3ta.com/board/8611440

:)
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Oh hell yes that is good :D
Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:07, archived)
# I am pleased that it pleases you. :)
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Tap with diamond tip hammer . . . Hammer time !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:57, archived)
# yay!
i'm sure it was someone else I aksed to draw this but who cares its lully
(That Random Guy, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Poor bear
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:02, archived)
[challenge entry] ....

DAVE: The hat.



(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:51, archived)
# haha
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:52, archived)
# WEAR IT
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:54, archived)
# I fold . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Pffffft
very clever :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Cheeky Pea?
C];0)



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:57, archived)
# I can see the twin towers on fire!
Or possibly Goatse.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Cuteness, Fluffiness and Hat - All in One!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Brimmed beanie baby
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:52, archived)
# And paint by the looks of it
Nicely done
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:53, archived)
# MSPaint....
*The tool of tools!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Cute?
That thing is horrifying and must be destroyed with fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:56, archived)
# I love those things!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Very handy !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:09, archived)
# and we all love you!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:09, archived)
# :D
Love you too!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:10, archived)
[challenge entry] This is my hat
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Well that's mental.
And it looks like it should be coloured in and be that Tsssaattrrsttatt's profile.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:49, archived)
# get equipped with HAT OF CONFUSION
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Woo

*Breaks out magenta crayon
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:49, archived)
# You must have one helluva hatstand !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:49, archived)
# I have that same hat...
oh wait no i don't
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:50, archived)
# What a boring hat
Why, you could probably walk down the street wearing that and nary an eyebrow would be raised.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:56, archived)
[challenge entry] It just wouldn't have worked...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Make my hat !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:37, archived)
# That is all colours of wonderfull
CWLOIOCOK

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:38, archived)
# CWLOIOCOK
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Yes.. That's what I said...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Props to the lil' fella !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:40, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:40, archived)
# *looks for the "This is AWESOME" button*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Fantastic!
wooyay!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:48, archived)
# repost in a new thread?
why i never!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Brilliant!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Bowler Fanatic
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:36, archived)
# hahahaha
A tenpin titfer!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:37, archived)
# haha
he seems shocked by the whole thing
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:40, archived)
# damn that is freaky......!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Haha :D
this is very odd
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:48, archived)
# You know how those bowlers can get . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Good lord!
Hahaha!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Done in my spare time . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:11, archived)
[challenge entry] I think shakespeare would have looked good out on the ranch
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Hark . . . Picketh a bale of cotton . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:35, archived)
# .... *squints*
Clansoul?
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:36, archived)
# I'd need yer akchual Photoshop for that
All I have to work with here is Flash, which doesn't give me a lot of leeway...
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:37, archived)
# pffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:48, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)
# I would like to purchase your hat please, Mr Muggles
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:27, archived)
# No can do.
Unless you've got another 2737 zillion dollars!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Woo yes!
Now draw him as a box of frogs...
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:27, archived)
# So you want a picture of his brain then!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Ooh yes.
With tits.
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Cheapskate !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:29, archived)
# He bought it in a sale 30 years ago
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Figures . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Very clever!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:12, archived)
# *click*...
But perfection would be animating the numbers to whizz by in the style of a petrol pump.
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:19, archived)
# ..


Alternatively,

Close doors and windows.
Allow house to fill with escaped gas.
Sell gas to neighbours via letterbox.
Profit!
Light cigar and celebrate.


blog and archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)
# GAS IM ME
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)
# PARP!
*wafts*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:27, archived)
# WHAT A GAS
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Breakout marshmellows . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Arf!
Just change your diet!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Did you know that natural gas has no smell
They deliberately put the smell in so you know when it's leaking.

/True fact blog
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Those stinkers !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:31, archived)
# yeah, I think I can smell a rat, here....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Might as well cook it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:34, archived)
# just dont try to chat up pizza delivery girls
with that sort of trivia

/needs to watch less tv blog
(That Random Guy, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:38, archived)
#
GETS
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Strikes a chord !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Teaching Status Quo a new chord?
I think NOT, SIR!
(Mr. Green Genes YAAYY'd at, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 17:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:16, archived)
# YES SIR!
*put put put*
edit : is that a bear in a man suit?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:16, archived)
# looks more like
a man in a bear-in-a-man suit
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:09, archived)
# SHOOT HIM
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)
# STUMPFIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Shot by an unarmed man . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)
# STARE HIM DOWN
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)
# mmmmmmmm mmmm mmmmm mmmmm mmmmm: translation = sorry I don't have a mouth or arms to help you up
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:27, archived)
# I miss you too . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)
[challenge entry] So this is how they're spending our money....

(I helped save b3ta! KateCal it's the wind...the wind....., Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:11, archived)
# that's one expensive motherfunking hat!
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:16, archived)
# that's what I thought!
and thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! KateCal it's the wind...the wind....., Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Keep a lid on it . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Where's my hat?
I think I've got some shares in them ...

...loooks...

...discovers they've been burnt for heat ... hohum...
(SenorPlankton is finding silly things to do ..., Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Admit it..... you want a jelly fez!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:11, archived)
# The incredible edible fez !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:11, archived)
# *CLICK*
only because he looks so happy
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:29, archived)
#


news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7534769.stm
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Hull etc.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:01, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:01, archived)
# hahahahah.... I shouldn't laugh, but I must :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Hahahaha
HIYA!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Hahaha - You Loon!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)
[challenge entry] H.A.T.T.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)
# haha
"check out my hat. it's better than your hat."
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)
# That's track 4 on his latest album
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:59, archived)
# hahahah, excellent stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Shut up and drive !
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:59, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:01, archived)
# OBEY!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Throw darts . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:03, archived)
[challenge entry] dunno why?!
(webmeister is ready for the pub, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Hopefully
he's not pressing a Big Red Button.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:00, archived)
# :D
this is seeeeerious work we do
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)
# woot!
you don't need a reason for propellerhats!
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Knock on wood . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Arf!
He loves his hats!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Fez parps . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Monkey face!
Mrs Mole does a great monkey face. Makes I laugh.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)
# nice one
(webmeister is ready for the pub, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Bless him, he can't look serious for a minute can he? Have a *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Oh pooh


news story: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7534325.stm

idea from The Gentleman Bastard in this thread: www.b3ta.com/links/211267

why is it i dont care about the latest person to be stabed to death but this story really pisses me off?
(That Random Guy, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Tranquiliser guns don't exist in USA.
Wankers.

Woo to pic. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:54, archived)
# because the fwuffy ickle bear got kiwwled by the nasty big man
whereas basically if you get stabbed its probably because you did something to deserve it.
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:54, archived)
# because you love animals.
anally.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:54, archived)
# i love everything
anally
(That Random Guy, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:55, archived)
# but not victims of knife crime :C
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)
# anal knife crime
*whinces*
(That Random Guy, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:58, archived)
# *minces*
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:59, archived)
# quinces?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Hmmm
"Efforts to tranquilise the animal failed because the bear "stayed in forested areas", he said."

Except while it was being shot in the busy Minnesota town, presumably...

Trigger-happy cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:55, archived)
# we had this talk this morning..
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Aww honey honey . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:55, archived)
# transquillierz you stupid americans!
grr *shakes angry fists*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:57, archived)
# I'd rather they shot it
than have an angry bear running around town while the tranquilliser takes effect.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:58, archived)
# maybe they were trying to shoot the jar right off its head
with a high calibre shotgun for effective jar removal.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:00, archived)
# hah!
That really would not have ended well :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:01, archived)
# the jar would be gone, wouldn't it?
job's a good'un *hand dusting action*
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)
# *plugs in tablet*
*draws angry bear with glassed face, spooked by gunfire and smashing noises*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:04, archived)
# i hope your being serious
i wanna see that
(That Random Guy, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Oh. Ok then.
Unless it turns out shite.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:13, archived)
# yeah it would be terribly dangerous
with it presumably not able to see or smell or maul anything... they were attempting to catch it for 6 days, enough time to know if it was heading for a town, they could have cleared the streets!
(That Random Guy, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:01, archived)
# haha
you can't predict what a bear with a jar on its head and a dart in its butt will do.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Maul? His paws were in jars too?
He deserves what's coming to him then, the daft twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:03, archived)
# haha now i'm just imagining a bear in a massive jar
just rolling around the street and bumping into things and being an adorable nuisance
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:04, archived)
# "I've got the bear in my sights, sarge!"
"Fire!"
"I can't, sarge, it's just so darn cute!"
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Ultra PeePee!
IZ ftw
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:11, archived)
# now that i wanna see
:D
(That Random Guy, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:08, archived)
# fo' shizzle
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:47, archived)
# what the fuck? It looks like a Mogwai with Downs
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:48, archived)
# haha what
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Silly Yoda
He really should have used conditioner.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Wasn't that...
Alma of 'Corrie'?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:51, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
*hides in corner with shotgun*
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:51, archived)
# why would you hide in the corner,
if you have a shotgun in your hand?

unless the shotgun is also hiding in the corner?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:52, archived)
#
having takine stock of the situation, he probably just decided it wouldn't be a barrel of laughs
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:57, archived)
# mr shotgun lives in the corner.
I am visiting him.
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Sweet. I want it.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Argh
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Needs more moose . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)

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