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[challenge entry] Ready... aim... fudge!

(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:01, archived)
# *clicks this hard*
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Because everyone knows
the harder you click, the more it's worth.

Like when the batteries are going in the remote - press the buttons harder and it works.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Or take the cover off and rotate them a little bit
Lo and behold, power is returned!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Or even swap them over.


I bloody love batteries.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:07, archived)
# I batter lovies bloody
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:07, archived)
# I love battered blood...
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:09, archived)
# You are Scottish.
AICMFP.

EDIT: And you missed your 6,000th post.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:11, archived)
# You're half right...
*hands over £2.50*

though I do have a Scots name, derived from my ancestry, I was born in Portsmouth...
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Tails . . . you win !
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Is that a Chuff cloud?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Bullseye!!
Davey *Clickitt*
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Soft toys, as available in Minnesota.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:53, archived)
# *shotguns*
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Hahaha
Shoot it!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:54, archived)
# duggaduggaduggaduggaduggaduggaduggaduggaduggadugga
YEaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAH, PWND
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Haha :D
aww
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:56, archived)
# *ahem*
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Oh hell yes that is good :D
Nice one!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:07, archived)
# I am pleased that it pleases you. :)
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Tap with diamond tip hammer . . . Hammer time !
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:57, archived)
# yay!
i'm sure it was someone else I aksed to draw this but who cares its lully
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Poor bear
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:02, archived)
[challenge entry] ....

DAVE: The hat.



(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:51, archived)
# haha
Ace!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:52, archived)
# WEAR IT
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:54, archived)
# I fold . . .
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Pffffft
very clever :D
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Cheeky Pea?
C];0)



(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:57, archived)
# I can see the twin towers on fire!
Or possibly Goatse.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nice.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Cuteness, Fluffiness and Hat - All in One!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Brimmed beanie baby
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:52, archived)
# And paint by the looks of it
Nicely done
:D
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:53, archived)
# MSPaint....
*The tool of tools!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Cute?
That thing is horrifying and must be destroyed with fire.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:56, archived)
# I love those things!
:D

(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Very handy !
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:09, archived)
# and we all love you!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:09, archived)
# :D
Love you too!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:10, archived)
[challenge entry] This is my hat
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Well that's mental.
And it looks like it should be coloured in and be that Tsssaattrrsttatt's profile.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:49, archived)
# get equipped with HAT OF CONFUSION
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Woo

*Breaks out magenta crayon
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:49, archived)
# You must have one helluva hatstand !
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:49, archived)
# I have that same hat...
oh wait no i don't
woo!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:50, archived)
# What a boring hat
Why, you could probably walk down the street wearing that and nary an eyebrow would be raised.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:56, archived)
[challenge entry] It just wouldn't have worked...
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Make my hat !
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:49, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Haha :D
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:37, archived)
# That is all colours of wonderfull
CWLOIOCOK

(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:38, archived)
# CWLOIOCOK
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Yes.. That's what I said...
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Props to the lil' fella !
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:40, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:40, archived)
# *looks for the "This is AWESOME" button*
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Fantastic!
wooyay!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:48, archived)
# repost in a new thread?
why i never!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Brilliant!
:D
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Bowler Fanatic
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:36, archived)
# hahahaha
A tenpin titfer!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:37, archived)
# haha
he seems shocked by the whole thing
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:40, archived)
# damn that is freaky......!
:D
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Haha :D
this is very odd
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:48, archived)
# You know how those bowlers can get . . .
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Good lord!
Hahaha!
:D

(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Done in my spare time . . .
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:11, archived)
[challenge entry] I think shakespeare would have looked good out on the ranch
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Hark . . . Picketh a bale of cotton . . .
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:35, archived)
# .... *squints*
Clansoul?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:36, archived)
# I'd need yer akchual Photoshop for that
All I have to work with here is Flash, which doesn't give me a lot of leeway...
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:37, archived)
# pffffft!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:48, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)
# I would like to purchase your hat please, Mr Muggles
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:27, archived)
# No can do.
Unless you've got another 2737 zillion dollars!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Woo yes!
Now draw him as a box of frogs...
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:27, archived)
# So you want a picture of his brain then!
:)
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Ooh yes.
With tits.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Cheapskate !
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:29, archived)
# He bought it in a sale 30 years ago
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Figures . . .
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Very clever!
:D
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:12, archived)
# *click*...
But perfection would be animating the numbers to whizz by in the style of a petrol pump.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:19, archived)
# ..


Alternatively,

Close doors and windows.
Allow house to fill with escaped gas.
Sell gas to neighbours via letterbox.
Profit!
Light cigar and celebrate.


blog and archive
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)
# GAS IM ME
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)
# PARP!
*wafts*


(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:27, archived)
# WHAT A GAS
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Breakout marshmellows . . .
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Arf!
Just change your diet!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Did you know that natural gas has no smell
They deliberately put the smell in so you know when it's leaking.

/True fact blog
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Those stinkers !
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:31, archived)
# yeah, I think I can smell a rat, here....
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Might as well cook it !
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:34, archived)
# just dont try to chat up pizza delivery girls
with that sort of trivia

/needs to watch less tv blog
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:38, archived)
#
GETS
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)
#
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Strikes a chord !
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)
# what?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Teaching Status Quo a new chord?
I think NOT, SIR!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 17:08, archived)
#
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:16, archived)
# YES SIR!
*put put put*
edit : is that a bear in a man suit?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:16, archived)
# looks more like
a man in a bear-in-a-man suit
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:09, archived)
# SHOOT HIM
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)
#
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)
# STUMPFIGHT!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Shot by an unarmed man . . .
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)
# STARE HIM DOWN
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)
# mmmmmmmm mmmm mmmmm mmmmm mmmmm: translation = sorry I don't have a mouth or arms to help you up
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:27, archived)
# I miss you too . . .
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)
[challenge entry] So this is how they're spending our money....

(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:11, archived)
# that's one expensive motherfunking hat!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:16, archived)
# that's what I thought!
and thanks :)
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Keep a lid on it . . .
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Where's my hat?
I think I've got some shares in them ...

...loooks...

...discovers they've been burnt for heat ... hohum...
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Admit it..... you want a jelly fez!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:11, archived)
# The incredible edible fez !
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:11, archived)
# *CLICK*
only because he looks so happy
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:29, archived)
#
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Hull etc.
:D
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:01, archived)
# ^this
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:01, archived)
# hahahahah.... I shouldn't laugh, but I must :D
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Hahahaha
HIYA!!!!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Hahaha - You Loon!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)
[challenge entry] H.A.T.T.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)
# haha
"check out my hat. it's better than your hat."
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)
# That's track 4 on his latest album
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:59, archived)
# hahahah, excellent stuff!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Shut up and drive !
;)
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:59, archived)
# YES!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:01, archived)
# OBEY!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Throw darts . . .
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:03, archived)
[challenge entry] dunno why?!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Hopefully
he's not pressing a Big Red Button.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:00, archived)
# :D
this is seeeeerious work we do
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)
# woot!
you don't need a reason for propellerhats!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Knock on wood . . .
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Arf!
He loves his hats!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Fez parps . . .
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Monkey face!
Mrs Mole does a great monkey face. Makes I laugh.
:D
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)
# nice one
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Bless him, he can't look serious for a minute can he? Have a *click*
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Oh pooh


news story: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7534325.stm

idea from The Gentleman Bastard in this thread: www.b3ta.com/links/211267

why is it i dont care about the latest person to be stabed to death but this story really pisses me off?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Tranquiliser guns don't exist in USA.
Wankers.

Woo to pic. :D
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:54, archived)
# because the fwuffy ickle bear got kiwwled by the nasty big man
whereas basically if you get stabbed its probably because you did something to deserve it.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:54, archived)
# because you love animals.
anally.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:54, archived)
# i love everything
anally
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:55, archived)
# but not victims of knife crime :C
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)
# anal knife crime
*whinces*
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:58, archived)
# *minces*
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:59, archived)
# quinces?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Hmmm
"Efforts to tranquilise the animal failed because the bear "stayed in forested areas", he said."

Except while it was being shot in the busy Minnesota town, presumably...

Trigger-happy cunts.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:55, archived)
# we had this talk this morning..
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Aww honey honey . . .
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:55, archived)
# transquillierz you stupid americans!
grr *shakes angry fists*
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:57, archived)
# I'd rather they shot it
than have an angry bear running around town while the tranquilliser takes effect.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:58, archived)
# maybe they were trying to shoot the jar right off its head
with a high calibre shotgun for effective jar removal.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:00, archived)
# hah!
That really would not have ended well :D
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:01, archived)
# the jar would be gone, wouldn't it?
job's a good'un *hand dusting action*
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)
# *plugs in tablet*
*draws angry bear with glassed face, spooked by gunfire and smashing noises*
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:04, archived)
# i hope your being serious
i wanna see that
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Oh. Ok then.
Unless it turns out shite.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:13, archived)
# yeah it would be terribly dangerous
with it presumably not able to see or smell or maul anything... they were attempting to catch it for 6 days, enough time to know if it was heading for a town, they could have cleared the streets!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:01, archived)
# haha
you can't predict what a bear with a jar on its head and a dart in its butt will do.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Maul? His paws were in jars too?
He deserves what's coming to him then, the daft twat.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:03, archived)
# haha now i'm just imagining a bear in a massive jar
just rolling around the street and bumping into things and being an adorable nuisance
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:04, archived)
# "I've got the bear in my sights, sarge!"
"Fire!"
"I can't, sarge, it's just so darn cute!"
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Ultra PeePee!
IZ ftw
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:11, archived)
# now that i wanna see
:D
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:08, archived)
# fo' shizzle
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:47, archived)
# what the fuck? It looks like a Mogwai with Downs
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:48, archived)
# haha what
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Silly Yoda
He really should have used conditioner.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Wasn't that...
Alma of 'Corrie'?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:51, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
*hides in corner with shotgun*
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:51, archived)
# why would you hide in the corner,
if you have a shotgun in your hand?

unless the shotgun is also hiding in the corner?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:52, archived)
#
having takine stock of the situation, he probably just decided it wouldn't be a barrel of laughs
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:57, archived)
# mr shotgun lives in the corner.
I am visiting him.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Sweet. I want it.
:D
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Argh
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Needs more moose . . .
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)

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