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[challenge entry] HAL: Let me put it this way, Mr. Amor.
The 9000 series is the most reliable computer ever made.
No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake or distorted information.
We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Haha!
...but I think I might have to hide for a while until things calm down here. Thursday morning compo threadrush-tastic.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:44, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Is a bit innit?
But I have to get mine in early as off on a jaunt for 2 days...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Ooo anywhere nice?
/Portugal next week blog
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Doncaster.
Not quite portugal :(

I don't even own a passport...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:55, archived)
# I didn't know you needed a passport for Donny.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:58, archived)
# put a Donc on it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Haha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:46, archived)
# He he he
Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Relevent Roast
(I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:41, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:41, archived)
# The only film that made me walk out of the cinema half way through
and demand my money back.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:06, archived)
# ha yes
it was fucking dire
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:07, archived)
[challenge entry] The path of the righteous...
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:38, archived)
# haha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha


Can I leave this related pea here?

Wow! Thanks for all your clicks guys and gals!!!111
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:42, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:42, archived)
# arf! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:43, archived)
# hahahaha
a bit of wee came out :(
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:52, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:03, archived)
# hahahaha, genius
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Ahahaha! Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 22:17, archived)
# "It's an oldie but a goodie"
My main concern is that the line doesn't happen in the diner scene. But I'm a filthy pedant.
(I helped save b3ta! SqueakyG, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Almost.
It's an oldie, that's for sure...
(Ribbo Plays poker better than he gets women., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:31, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:48, archived)
# haha
winner! I can only assume kitty was glowing gold with glee
(drgonzo2012 Tell me about the rabbits, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:48, archived)
# hahaha
cool
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:52, archived)
# *clicks*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:58, archived)
# the dawn of man...


Click for bigger (127KB)
(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Now I'm not a board Nazi
and your stuff is better than anything I can produce, but posting this many images at once is not considered good board form on here ;).

I'm amazed you haven't been flamed to death yet!

Is that an old Chelsea kit? Are you going through your back catalogue?
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:41, archived)
# nah i'm banging these out in real time as it were
i work in advertising so i can knock this crap out quick

first time image poster long time QOTW jockey, didnt realise i was being naughty

many many apols folks
(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:45, archived)
# so whats the deal here then
i can only post a few images a day? what?

shall i delete some earlier posts

someone mentioned tow buckets only?

(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:52, archived)
# I was just quoting Phoenix Nights...
just as long as you don't post a lot of new treads in a go (ie 2 in a row is frowned upon, 5 new within 10 mins is bad).

It's mainly to give others who post one new image a chance without their work being shoved off the board by someone who posts ten in a row...

It' all a matter of pacing your posts, that's all...

:)

edit: Whatever you do DO NOT delete threads... you will get arse raped for that
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:57, archived)
# I dunno
that guy with the dead horse deleted his yesterday and nobody complained
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:06, archived)
# I'd have bought that,
was he flogging it?
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:10, archived)
# No don't delete posts.
Never delete posts - that really pisses people off.

Moderation is your friend. If you want to post a bunch of stuff, either spread 'em out over the day, or stick 'em in the same or existing threads. The board only holds 15 threads on it, so each time you start a new one someone's earlier post gets pushed into the archives. Folk generally appreciate it if you treat new threads with a bit of consideration.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:57, archived)
# cheers
i shall try and behave
(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:59, archived)
# THIS^^
although 3 threads on the board at the moment are from regular poster ninj...
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:01, archived)
# ^
and two in a row too!
:O
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:07, archived)
# NO!
NEVER delete images on here! That's worse than posting too many at once!

If you ever need to change or amend an image use the edit button ;)

They don't mind you posting lots of images at once if you put them all in one thread.

Posting them all in different threads pushes other peoples work off the bottom of the page quickly.

Hope that helps - and welcome :)
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Ignore the cunts
you're doing nothing wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Short and to the point!

*I don't mind it, just trying to prevent someone incurring the wrath of those that do ;)
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Oi!
CUNT!

/Chelsea fan blog.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:43, archived)
# well I suppose someone's got to be...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:45, archived)
# :)
It's still your turn on the story btw.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Jebus I thought someone else was going to have a go.
Got meeting any minute but actually have some free time this pm so I'll give it a go then.

Ta
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Hmmm
Yeah I did leave a comment for HHFH, he can't have seen it.
Sorry mate!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:08, archived)
# HAHA
it was more intended to be a chav gag than a football dig

*offersfluffycuddlestoshoutyman*
(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Imagine a shouty man with a stinking cold
*accepts fluffy cuddle*
*passes on lergy*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:49, archived)
[challenge entry] A little far from Gaul
(Bluffboy South Africa! World Champions!!!, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Hahaha!
Brilliant.

*Where's the Magic of Chutney with his "It's all going by so fast" pic?*

Edit: FUCKSOCKS! I've missed my 3,000th post! Ah well. It's all academic until you get to 10,000
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:27, archived)
# I think I posted a pic of my naked finger at 5000
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:35, archived)
# chim chim cherooo! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:38, archived)
[challenge entry] ning ning ning....for whom the bell tolls
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Hahaha!
You're a bad (but very funny) man!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:26, archived)
# looks othentic
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:26, archived)
# ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:27, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:26, archived)
# ooooohhhh.... hahahahahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:29, archived)
# hahaha, excellent!
I did this back when he croaked it. Didn't do anything with it at the time as I thought it a bit tasteless (and rubbish)...

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:30, archived)
# pffh :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Oof!
Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:31, archived)
# The joker looks very smug in that picture
All he needs is a croissant and a glass of wine
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Astoundingly good!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:34, archived)
# very very good
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Hahahah
'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:44, archived)
# ning :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Hal? Are you getting this Hal?


Click for bigger (92KB)
(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:23, archived)
# They really are everywhere
and they don't make very good cups of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:24, archived)
# slow down there, sparky
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Ya might wanna slow down there, mate, you only get two buckets of the stuff
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:28, archived)
# two buckets?
(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:37, archived)
[challenge entry] ...

CFB
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:21, archived)
# hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Hahaha!
*Waits for a mustachioed plumber to appear*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:24, archived)
# hahhahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:24, archived)
# hehehe
very nice
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:26, archived)
# haha yay :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Just ten more...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:21, archived)
# No wonder they're shooting at him if he's throwing that ball in the air!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:25, archived)
# you can do eet!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Hahaha that's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Must resist
posting pointless platoon pea's...
must resist....
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 10:40, archived)
# That's comedy gold right there.
Hated the movie, but somehow, you've changed my whole outlook of it now...
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Anthony Borrell Johnson
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:17, archived)
# holy shuddering fuck that's scary stuff.....!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:18, archived)
# :)
how odd!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:19, archived)
# kill it!!!
kill it dead!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Urgh
Worrel needs a good kick up the chuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:27, archived)
# i'm picking up some strange readings here dave


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(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:16, archived)
# hello dave?


Click for bigger (117KB)
(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:11, archived)
# your all gay
(2P4E nil admirari, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:20, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:22, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:22, archived)
# oooh arr claaaarice


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(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 8:56, archived)
[challenge entry] haha, nice, and seems a good enough place as any to shuffle this back in for the compo...
nice and seems a good enough place as any to shuffle this back in for the compo...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:08, archived)
# I do love this
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:09, archived)
# hahahahahh! I love that pic :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:10, archived)
# hehehehe still one of my all time fave things :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:36, archived)
# this
will never cease to be win
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:43, archived)
# I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 8:34, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ning board :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 8:51, archived)
# Ow
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:03, archived)
[challenge entry] ning..

:)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 8:46, archived)
# hahahha!
wierd, at this very moment, I'm sitting in my office watching "Excellent Adventure" on my iPod instead of doing work, and last night I posted this: www.b3ta.com/board/8710920

Everything is suddenly going very bill and ted....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 8:49, archived)
# haha
..there is no spoon.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 8:50, archived)
# watch and learn...


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(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 8:35, archived)
# hahhaha, brilliant :D
good 'ningles to you all!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 8:37, archived)
# 'ningles the!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 8:38, archived)
# scuba dog?
i've not seen this film yet...
god i'm rubbish.
*beats self with reeds*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 8:37, archived)
# the film was good, but way overrated...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 8:39, archived)
# hmm...
*waits for it to be shown on T.V.*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 8:41, archived)
# that being said, Javier Bardem was brilliant...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 8:47, archived)
# scuba rocket dog?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 8:40, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh what a night....
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 8:08, archived)
# nope, never seen it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 8:41, archived)
# Watched this over the weekend
Kenneth More would so get it (if he wasn't so very dead).

Hmm. deja-vu

www.b3ta.com/board/8709990
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:17, archived)
# ...

CFB
(K, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 8:03, archived)
# Yay!
Yet another reason that fags are cool and fun - another in the eye for the anti-smoking fascists.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 8:19, archived)
# ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:35, archived)
[challenge entry] thats the way to do it...
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 7:57, archived)
# monsta monsta
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 8:41, archived)
# hahahah!
anyone see the resemblence to Harry Enfield? (Dracula, not the puppets, although, come to mention it......)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 8:50, archived)

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