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# no hummus today
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:34, archived)
# ahhhahhahahhah.
 
ROLL WITH IT
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Arrrrgghhh! Kill it with torches and burning pitchforks!
This has now got me thinking of the old Lupo advert.... Creepy!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:44, archived)
# i don't like where his finger is....
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:48, archived)
# it's not his finger o_O
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Nicola.

She's late for work as well.
Click for bigger (107kb)
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:29, archived)
# yes, they're rather scary - but they know the secret handshake...
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:31, archived)
# thats lovely.
in a blood drenched way...
=)
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:32, archived)
# top vectoring!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:34, archived)
# she's lovely
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Would definately...
What, wouldn't you buy her a muffin too?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:34, archived)
[challenge entry] ahh, there it is..
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:28, archived)
# haha!!
excellent eyes!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:28, archived)
# hahahahha!
I can't bring myself to go watch the remake... Bloody Paul WS Anderson showering the silverscreen with his mediocrity again.... :P
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:30, archived)
# it's not a remake really
it's just the same title
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:51, archived)
# wasn't half as bad as i expected
its not really a re-make they just borrowed the name and a couple of details, had it been a proper remake it would have probably been horrible
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:54, archived)
# ha ha
woo
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Tally ho! Tally hos at 150 points.
200 if you expose their ankles when you hit them.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Tally ho!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Scaramanga DID IT! Scaramanga DID IT!
Scaramanga DID IT! Scaramanga DID IT! Scaramanga DID IT! Scaramanga DID IT!

:DD
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:47, archived)
# I wont do anything new today
I'll just post all my stuff people have copied!

tee hee
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:56, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:01, archived)
# B&B (Vacancies)
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:21, archived)
# pffft!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Welcome Thatcher's legacy
every de-mutualised building society is now either bust or has been taken over by a bigger bank...
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:23, archived)
# it's only really Thatcher's legacy
because (New) Labour decided it was pretty good so they'd carry on as she'd left off...
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:25, archived)
# It was her idea to allow mutual societies to become banks
there's little Labour could have done to make them re-mutualise.

Labour's response to the excesses of the financial markets has been woeful, but the collapse of the ex-building societies is solely at the door of that evil cow.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:28, archived)
# I'm not trying to excuse her her wrongs
... I'm just saying - Tony and his clam (and Gordon to a certain extent) carried on in exactly the same way and, in fact, brought privatisation into the NHS (which is something the Torys would never have been able to do)
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:30, archived)
# Oh, yeah
PPP PPI in health & transport is a ridiculously Tory thing to do.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:02, archived)
# This has far more to do with the FSA's failure to adequately regulate the banking sector
than demutalisation.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:25, archived)
# come on,
who could have foreseen that flogging debt like there's no tomorrow to people who barely even have bank accounts would ever come back to bite anyone in the ass?

you'd have to be some sort of financial genius or gypsy bare knuckle fighting fortune teller
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:27, archived)
# you tell 'em prof
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:31, archived)
# :D
I know nothing - I just say it loudly and with confidence :)
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:45, archived)
# i'll never give up my mutuals!!
they can have them when they pry them out of my cold. dead. fingers!!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Building societies shouldn't have been in the banking sector
Mutual societies play an important role in providing financial support for communities and should be separated from the vagaries of banking.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:30, archived)
# yeah
demutualisation was the right thing for them to do...

I'm putting all of my money into Russian Art like that TV programme last night told me to do.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:24, archived)
# I'm putting all my money into Pumpkin stock.... Apparently the market is about to explode!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:28, archived)
# (shirley you mean fireworks)
:)
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:32, archived)
# awww hell, how did I miss that?
and don't call me "surely".

:D
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:37, archived)
# ha ha, what a wonderful bit of stock market advice!
"Goes off to buy shares in cauldrons and witches hats."
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:33, archived)
# i'm putting my money into christmas decorations.
since the pissing things are already everywhere!!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:35, archived)
# i'm putting all of my wealth into an egg cup
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Edit: Still pish...
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 8:57, archived)
# jpgs never work for that sorta thing
Try this. saved as a gif, still didn't go under 50k so I selected web option.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:04, archived)
# Have you ever been called 'rivergoatse'
?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:06, archived)
# Only by the under 14.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:07, archived)
# and people on lemsip
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:08, archived)
# Trying to convert the jpeg to gif
will not work well, since the jpeg artefacts mess up the solid area of colour that gif loves so much.

You would get a much smaller file from the original image source saved as gif.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:08, archived)
# Hehehe
No but saving it straight from a screenshot works fine for me.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:10, archived)
# Cheers riverghost :)
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:20, archived)
# Try using this....
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:04, archived)
# 'nongs
I think the page layout didn;t help either. changing the title so the left alignment met up with the end of the photo you can crop off that whole left column.

like so
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:07, archived)
# It's a shit gag anyway :(
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:27, archived)
# that looks like it would be hard to do
try this
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:16, archived)
# Rofl!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:26, archived)
# pfffft
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:16, archived)
# haha!!
'well old'
'NINGS ALL!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum duuuuummmmm m


Edit: Embroidery removed!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 8:18, archived)
# EOAT!
Embroidery on a tapestry!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 8:23, archived)
# Hah!
That's brilliant!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 8:24, archived)
# Each time I see that picture I hear the guys on the left shouting
'Iiiiit's behiiiiind yooooou!'
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 8:25, archived)
# and the guy on his own on the right
"Oh that up there lolz"
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 8:59, archived)
# Yes.
Woo.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 8:42, archived)
# hahahah!
'ningles /board!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 8:51, archived)
# 'ningles
Fuck it's slow today!!!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 8:57, archived)
# "As slow as the molasses in January...."
'lo Ghostie
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 8:59, archived)
# nings steve and riverghost!
damn it's slow today.. i got a half work day, and i'm bored to tears
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:24, archived)
# ....I wish I had a half day.... GRRRR too much bloody work to do
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:27, archived)
# well it's the jewish newyear's..
so we got vacation here in israel.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:36, archived)
# 'ningles.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:32, archived)
# I actually seen that actual thing in real life and not even on the internet real life
REAL LIFE

I farted near it, but everyone was wearing headphones listening to the story so no one realised.

/crime of the century . blog
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:17, archived)
# ahh
funny story though... very good
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:43, archived)
# a funny thing happened on the way to work
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 8:06, archived)
# what happened?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 8:39, archived)
# I never thought I'd say this but...
Tom Cruise is FANTASTIC in Tropic Thunder
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 8:40, archived)
# Best part
of the whole film.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 8:51, archived)
# ^this
the film was a bit hit and miss (not sure why I actually agreed to go and see it as Stiller and Black irritate the fuck out of me), but Cruise was brilliant... during the credits, damn that was funny....
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 8:53, archived)
# it turns out he might have a sense of humour
... or the ability to act like he has a sense of humour!

I'm not sure which is more surprising...
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:21, archived)
# 29th Sept - Colour Me In
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 7:47, archived)
# Loik that
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 7:49, archived)
# *gets crayons*
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 7:52, archived)
# oooooh pretty
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 8:02, archived)
#
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 8:03, archived)
# needs more
psychodelic bunnies
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 8:07, archived)
# K
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 8:10, archived)
# yay!!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 8:38, archived)
# that's lully, innit
lully
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 8:09, archived)
# .....
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 7:32, archived)
# hahah
you left it just long enough for people to think you didn't post an image.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 7:43, archived)
# that's the point :)
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 8:02, archived)
# _o/
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 7:51, archived)
# you forgot the segway!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 8:02, archived)
# _o/
        O

Looks like a fat fag snowman, oh well. [/;-D
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 8:05, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 8:06, archived)
# Acenesses
:D
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 8:08, archived)
# the worst part is
if hitler were alive and well today, he'd be using a segway to get around the government buildings
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 8:13, archived)
# funny you should say that.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 8:35, archived)
# OH YEAH!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 8:46, archived)
# This made entirely of win.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:23, archived)
# I AM KNOWN TO DO THE WOP


ALSO KNOWN FOR THE FLINTSTONE FLOP
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 7:24, archived)
# I AM KNOWN TO SAY GJM.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 7:33, archived)
# FIRST SHE GAVE ME LIP (LIP)
THEN SHE TOOK A SIP (SIP)
THEN BEGAN TO SUFFER AND NOW SHE'S ON MY TIIIBRASS MONKEY
THAT FUNKY MONKEY
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 7:39, archived)
# why does he still have his stomach intact?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 7:39, archived)
# i like this so much and i don't don't know whyyyyyiiii.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 7:59, archived)
# HE'S RISEN
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 8:07, archived)
# IF YOU WANT TO BATTLE YOU'RE IN DENIAL
COMING FROM URANUS TO CHECK MY STYLE
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 8:07, archived)
# 'ningles
Maybe they could have gone in all one post.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 8:24, archived)
# I LIKE MY SUGAR WITH COFFE AND CREAM
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:25, archived)
# MARIO C LIKES TO KEEP IT CLEAN


GONNA SHINE LIKE A SUNBEAM
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 7:23, archived)
#
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 7:24, archived)
# CONGRATULATIONS
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 7:24, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 7:25, archived)
# IF YOU TRY TO KNOCK ME YOU'LL GET MOCKED


I'LL STIR FRY YOU IN MY WOK
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 7:21, archived)
# I still put my panties on one leg at a time
 

 
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 6:36, archived)
# why does the bird look like jana wendt? maybe I should ask: who is the bird?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 6:43, archived)
# David Duchovny.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 6:50, archived)
# can't be, he's in rehab for a wank addiction
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 6:51, archived)
# wank, meth, and buttprostitutes.
 
THAT'S SHOWBIZ FOLKS
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 8:44, archived)
# sneaky !!
i recognise that ....
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 6:45, archived)
# y hallo thar night terrors!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 6:46, archived)
# Foxy.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 6:46, archived)
# THEY USED EVERY PART OF THE HARLEQUIN BABY.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 6:51, archived)
# that's just someone in a rubber suit.
 
first page of photos for X-Files in imdb.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 8:39, archived)
# OH YOU CRAZY SEX ADDICT, WHAT ARE YOU UP TO NOW?
The tranny Duchovny is from Firewalk With Me, right?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 7:23, archived)
# from the TV series.
 
I was going to paste Mulder's face on Scully's body, but then I remembered Agent Denise..
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 8:32, archived)
# and the source I found happened to have a picture on the wall that matched.
 
as did the picture of Burl Ives from "Heidi".
BURL IVES.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 8:38, archived)
# I was trying to work out who Bur was.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 8:51, archived)
# And my shirt one arm, that it. Wait... [theme music swells and stock footage of a traffic light]
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 8:48, archived)
# MY NAME IS MIKE
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:37, archived)
# OS SI ENIM
!!!⎦O⎦
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:42, archived)
#
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 6:16, archived)
# THIS IS ALSO MY POST
Bela Lugosi's Dad and gronkpan are two usernames for the same person: ME
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 6:24, archived)
# I AM GLAD THAT NOBODY WILL ARGUE WITH ME ON THIS
YOU HAVE ALL SAVED YOURSELVES A LOT OF TIME AND HEARTBREAK.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 6:32, archived)
# I BELIEVE YOU ARE ALSO:
MOFAHA
KILLERKITTI
CLANSOUL
TTSSATTSR
KEBAB
POSTBEAR
DOCTOR DYSLEXIA
ROB
HANKE
AND MANY MORE
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 6:42, archived)
# You forgot to include
...
oh, no, you did include yourself ...
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 6:47, archived)
# safe to assume from your user name that you're part of us too.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 6:48, archived)
# Theres no I in 'TEAM'
but there is a ME ...

[ X ]

( cheap ascii version of a redex )
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 7:02, archived)
# DING DING DING
there is a 'bell' in 'bellend'.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 7:27, archived)
# I AM HE AS YOU ARE HE AS YOU ARE ME AND WE ARE ALL GRONKPAN.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 6:47, archived)
# MMMMMM, CUSTARD!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 6:50, archived)
# I AM, YOU ARE, WE ARE GRRRRRROOOOOOONKPAAAAAAAN!!!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 6:51, archived)
# This board would be DEAD if it wasn't for me.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 6:52, archived)
# OF COURSE!!! YOU ARE ALSO WE ARE THE LEMON!!!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 6:55, archived)
# and jacob dyer and eric harmsen.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 6:59, archived)
# THIS IS TRUTHNESS AS WITH GODLINESS.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 7:01, archived)
# i built a society once. it was shit.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 6:35, archived)
# Are you Jim Jones?
DON'T DRINK THE KOOL-AID!!!!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 8:03, archived)
# Lot of memes lately
Crand??
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 5:48, archived)
# CRAND? QUOI?
Photobucket
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 6:01, archived)
# It is a good one.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 6:02, archived)
# hahaha "ohmygod i ahte that guy he's so wierd"
"i ahte pasta"
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 6:06, archived)
# old english first- and third-person singular preterite form of 'âgan' (to own, possess or have).
it's cold in here. turn up the ahte.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 6:08, archived)
# i just watched that animation you posted on /links
i might cry while eating.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 6:11, archived)
# did you watch the version mr. ons replied with?
it's better - has the original music.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 6:16, archived)
#
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 6:47, archived)
# A LONE PIZZA CRUST.
haha, that is horrible.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 6:50, archived)
# "missed the best pizza party of the year"
now that's something to cry about.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 7:04, archived)
# "pizza cheese and party bread for all my friends!"
*coming soon to a badly-drawn webcomic near you*
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 7:25, archived)
# Gwaaa'n!
Haha!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 6:12, archived)
# I was just wondering where the crand thing came from.
The above is just a bit of quo.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 6:06, archived)
# crand is a bloopism.
what is a quo?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 6:09, archived)
# A species of frog.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 6:17, archived)
# a mammoth frog.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 6:18, archived)
# I think there may be someone out there that would snap that up.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 6:23, archived)
# fucking lego fucks.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 6:36, archived)
# I think cockweasle said it first, after I told someone they were B&.
I was a mod at the time, you see.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 6:19, archived)
# too subtle!
but i see it :D
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 7:36, archived)
# milestone time.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 5:18, archived)
# HEY, IT'S MY MILESTONE TOO
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 5:20, archived)
# time to celebrate.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 5:38, archived)
# I CAN'T ACCESS YOUTUBE
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 5:39, archived)
# you are missing the fuck out.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 5:40, archived)
# ALSO: Working hard.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 5:43, archived)
# also: haha.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 5:47, archived)
# WORKING HARD? OR HARDLY WORKING?
 
llololollllololl
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 5:54, archived)
# lol lol.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 5:56, archived)
# Maybe I just have a stiffie at my desk
LOLOLOLOLOL
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 6:25, archived)
# HELL YEAH BITCH
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 6:35, archived)
# "...of utter cack"
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 5:21, archived)
# that number would be higher, have to add /talk and /links to it.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 5:39, archived)
# Don't ya dare!:P
congrats
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 8:28, archived)
# "My mother, she butchered me.
My father, he ate me.
My sister, little Anne-Marie,
she gathered up the bones of me,
and tied them in a silken cloth,
to lay under the juniper.
Tweet! twee! what a pretty bird am I."
 
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 5:24, archived)
# I'M GOING TO GRACELAND
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 5:26, archived)
# WELL, I BE MOVIN DOWN T' FLORRIDA.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 5:33, archived)
# HEY, DOES ANYONE KNOW WHY TTSSATTSR GOT PERMABANNED?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 5:39, archived)
# barbara banned him.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 5:40, archived)
# Babs Werner?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 5:42, archived)
# angry barbara.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 5:44, archived)
# She seems nice.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 6:11, archived)
# i like nice people.
they are nice.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 6:17, archived)
#
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 5:48, archived)
# uh, no. shut up, pstbr.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 6:45, archived)
# the recent live version in youtube
was kinda indifferent so here's the original

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xi6WKfUjHDE
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 6:39, archived)
# fuck, i missed your reference entirely before.
and i typed this in the wrong spot.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 6:51, archived)
# berd berd berd, berd is the werd.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 5:41, archived)
# I had to find the Lore Segal translation I was used to as a kid.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 6:38, archived)
# @£$%^?
FAHGHE FURREN KAHBARDS!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 5:26, archived)
# TAKING OUR KEYBOARD JOBS FROM US!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 5:42, archived)
# @£$%^ POSTS!
Edit:

^
|| mind piss
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 5:31, archived)
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(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 5:45, archived)
# Crivens! I had a car like that once!
Passenger side leaked like your grandmother and there was a lot of grass seed where I parked. In the wet season the footwell would get an inch of water in it and a few days later would sprout a luxurious crop.

and grats on your kilometrestone, furry one
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 5:33, archived)
# danke, rodent.
my grandmothers are all dead.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 5:46, archived)
# Epic get!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 5:36, archived)
# epic like a long story.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 5:46, archived)
# Congrats!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 5:44, archived)
# merci.
i should be offering apologies to people here, not another crappy pic.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 5:47, archived)
# top show what !!!
and such a charming picturegraph
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 6:50, archived)
# well, i know nudity is the milestone standard ...
...so i took pity on you all and changed it up.

thanks!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 6:53, archived)
# alfalfa FTW!
nice uneven numbers!
As it bloody well should be!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 19:06, archived)
# Horizontal diversification in action
 

 
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 4:31, archived)
# took me a 2nd glance to notice
arf!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 4:34, archived)
# Haha
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 4:35, archived)
# as usual
after going awww! that's sad, passing of another great man/woman..

my second thought was I could maybe make some funny pictures out of this
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 4:45, archived)
# Toss brains in it for that spicy zip.
Available at any BRAAAAAAAAAIIINNNZZZZZ store near you.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 4:38, archived)
# i bet they're grinding him into 'newman's own' dog food as we speak.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 4:38, archived)
# OH SHIT, HE'S DEAD.
Oh Paul.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 4:48, archived)
# hence the black borders
 
IT IS A MARK OF RESPECT
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 5:04, archived)
# I'm trying to work out some sort of "Hello, Newman" seinfeld-type joke
but so far that's about the best I can come up with.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 5:07, archived)
# NO ONE'S PISSING ON KRAMER.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 5:12, archived)
# HE'S A HIGH RANKING FREEMASON, YOU KNOW
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 5:13, archived)
# HE HATES NI-
BLACK PEOPLE.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 5:43, archived)
# he's just another nigger-guy.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 5:49, archived)
# i have to say, i have never understood the appeal of seinfeld or any of the performers on it.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 5:52, archived)
# or of any humour or compassion or human existence.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 6:02, archived)
# don't you people want to contradict me?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 6:35, archived)
# Nope.
Which is a yes, of a sort.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 6:41, archived)
# cvnts.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 7:00, archived)
#

Edit Maybe his legs just had grow
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 3:03, archived)
#
 
 
 
 
 
 
           Arf!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 3:09, archived)
#





Bark!


(=0=)
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 3:24, archived)
# At the top of the legs is just another little guy
on stilts.

(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 3:11, archived)
# it would be great if humans had the range in height/size that dogs do.
i'd love to accidentally stomp a few microdwarfs.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 3:12, archived)
# it would make procreation quite interesting as well
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 3:15, archived)
# we could live out the out-takes from 'fantastic voyage'.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 3:18, archived)
# I have
in my dreams.

Being able to run like a dog is a recursive theme for me, actually. But no dwarf, so far. Only carnivore clowns.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 3:18, archived)
# remember
they all cry on the inside.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 3:19, archived)
# that's a goodtheme.
i fly/float. i like those dreams.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 3:24, archived)
# Sometimes, in running like dogs,
I can jump so long that I feel like I am almost flying.

Edit: And then, something like this shows up:
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 3:32, archived)
# I often find myself able to levitate
 
but it takes a certain kind of concentration, and if I get distracted I start plummeting to earth
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 3:44, archived)
# I can levitate just fine in dreams.
It's doing it in real life that I have problems with.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 4:02, archived)
# it's a very fine line sometimes.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 4:32, archived)
# We're just not breading them properly
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 3:43, archived)
# apply the egg wash first.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 3:49, archived)
# Fast or slow, ah like the direction yer goin'
 

 
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:45, archived)
# eh?...
...meet my chair...he's kinda shy!

(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:47, archived)
# NEEDS MORE DOCTRINATION
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:53, archived)
# NEEDS MORE LOL.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 3:01, archived)
#
 

 
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 3:46, archived)
#
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 3:50, archived)
# O NO.
Photobucket
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 3:52, archived)
# LOL
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 4:01, archived)
# YOU HEARD ME.
Photobucket
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 4:02, archived)
#
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 4:06, archived)
# i'm out of chares, sadly.
have a lemon.

edit: whoops! meant to link it. sorry.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 4:11, archived)
# LOL. This is kind of a chair and riffs on that too...
*links it to be trendy*
Have a Goat
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 4:16, archived)
# hehe. it's fun digging through the old pics.
Photobucket
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 4:20, archived)
#
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 4:28, archived)
# how were the cookies?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 4:40, archived)
# They are great. Could have used some molasses.
Few spoons would've added even more colour and flavour.
*goes to get one and a fresh coffee*
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 4:45, archived)
# *is jealous*
i curried cauliflower tonight, over basmati. no dessert though.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 5:48, archived)
# These cooking themes keep...
...highlighting the pressing need for
highspeed telepastry equipment.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 6:05, archived)
# time to remake 'the fly'.
'the pastry' will draw audiences like... flies.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 6:13, archived)
# heh
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 4:24, archived)
#
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 4:26, archived)
# I think there are enough of these
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 4:27, archived)
# also
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 4:25, archived)
# a new one i just made
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 4:32, archived)
# ASS LIP COVER.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 4:37, archived)
# HERPES LOL!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 4:41, archived)
#
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 4:42, archived)
# ouch
i would get my leghair caught in that chair, and my arse would look like i had stitches removed
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 4:45, archived)
# or:

My sanitary napkin has legz for added support.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 4:48, archived)
# NOOOO!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 3:58, archived)
# EATED BAI CHARES.
Photobucket
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 4:05, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 4:43, archived)
# you know, he was one of the few hollywood stars i had any respect for.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:48, archived)
# even the salad dressing/food products merchandising was cool
as he made no bones that attaching his name to pasta sauce being was an unashamedly commercial act, and didn't care
plus all the profits went to charity!
what a guy
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:52, archived)
# yep, all that.
and he was in a happy marriage for what, fifty years? that's great.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:56, archived)
# He aged pretty naturally too
I had no idea that was him in The Hudsucker Proxy
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:57, archived)
# this
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:58, archived)
# I like their oreos
the daughter is even more crazy about her end of the business, all the stuff that would be plastic is made some sort of corn plastic that can be composted. Hopefully she keeps the business going in the right direction.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:59, archived)
# I take it you are not talking about Heath Ledger
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:57, archived)
# i don't recall seeing him in anything, so no.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 3:00, archived)
# LOL
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 3:01, archived)
# Needs pudding!
Arf!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:49, archived)
# There really is not enough Slash fanfiction on this board, I must say
Woo!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:49, archived)
# Axl turned to Slash as he lit another cigarette.
There had been obvious tension between them after the incident in the showers, but Axl needed to put that aside for a minute. Slash needed to know.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 3:56, archived)
# *gigglesnort*
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 4:00, archived)
# PAUL NEWMAN WAS FUCKING GORGEOUS
and the world is worse off without him:
worse off and slightly uglier on average.

sorry. woo to pic. i just had to say that.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:49, archived)
# agreed.
 
these things always happen on weekends when I don't have picture-editing software
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:53, archived)
# get some tape, make a mask.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:56, archived)
# bwahaha
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:59, archived)
# Gotta hand it to ol' Paul.
Good looking, good actor, made some damn tasty food products, acquitted himself well as a racer and race team owner.

Even b3tans don't have anything bad to say about him. A higher honor than that is rare to find.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:59, archived)
# ^this.
i could put on my crazy hat if need be, though.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 3:02, archived)

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