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# sorry to interupt i'd just like to announce a birth
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Hmm.
Perhaps it's time I grew a beard.
(Ikea Boy, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:56, archived)
# haha what
you're fired
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Donald Trump STILL not learned his lesson???
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)
[challenge entry] no cant find none here
Photobucket

browny strikes again
(Novak, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)
# brownarm
guffaw guffaw guffaw
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
# some hot water an soap......
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)
# I want real veterinary
I want Mr. Farnham,
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Hahaha
What?!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:43, archived)
# mr hands?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:47, archived)
# ARGH I JUST CUT MY GUMS AND THEY'BRE BLEEDERING!
stupid pointy garlic bread :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)
# CUNT THEM IN TEH FUCK!!!
or stop eating pointy foods
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)
# it's not normally pointy
i just bit into the side instead of the front and it went crunch and turnt (is that a word?) into a make shift knife cutting my gums right infront of my tounge
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)
# I got a bit of my subway caught behind my top front two teefs the other day, and it kept slicing away at me gums
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)
# trainface?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)
# i think there is a subway 60 miles away...
i think
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Arrgh!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:53, archived)
# arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
its his cum face
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Nearly there
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# ah is this his randy stage
where if he doesn't shag he dies
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Was actually tonight's ep
The virus-engram-thingy involving a memory of a girl falling down a cliff that, as usual, the doctor managed to cure before the end of the episode.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)
# I really didn't get the bit at the end, where you see previous hosts - that really didn't make sense.
Ending with a boy in animal furs!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Yeh, but you get to see Sulu in an epic moment in Trek hostory,
so we forgive them...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
# It means
The virus is very very old and has had loads of hosts and picked up residual memories from those hosts.
Clever virus.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:16, archived)
# soak pointy bread before eating
:S
(Novak, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:53, archived)
# it was hot out the oven... fresh bread
it was soggy from the garlic melting
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)
# FIST OF JUSTICE.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:08, archived)
# supper time
(pirateneddy, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:30, archived)
# you should see a doctor
if you are jizzing blood
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
# FRESH!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)
# fresh
i agree with y'chap there who said haha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Hahaha,
Jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Beeeeg Heeeed!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)
# on 3 rodders
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)
# THAT'S NOT FAIR!
Just 2D6 and a D20?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:50, archived)
# .
ooooh a tankard font...
very dangerous.
(we all like to try. it just normaly fails, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# pffffffffffffffffft!
 
YES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:17, archived)
# wow.
 
I do like this
it has Robert in it
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:16, archived)
# destroy the myths of the primitive death cult.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:10, archived)
[challenge entry] A moment before the impact


Click for bigger (27KB)
(mrgund, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:15, archived)
# this should be accompanied by "ride of the valkyries"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:16, archived)
# in glorious slow motion, of course
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:20, archived)
# with appropriate stobe lighting
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:21, archived)
# In grainy Black & White
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:28, archived)
# fuck, it's an art house winner!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:30, archived)
# bum dum dum daaaa da bum dum dum daaaa da bum dum dum DAAA da bum dum dum daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
i live to serve :P
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
# from where were they dispatched?
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Your ARSE!!
:D :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)
# i wondered where they went
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)
# dispatched
maybe from famous people?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Colin Peterson.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:14, archived)
# needs more "sitting on ladies desk"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:14, archived)
# hahaha!
you've gone all pixelly, bove
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Yeah,
thought I'd have a bit of pixel session.
Hows you?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:19, archived)
# i've got a maths exam tomorrow
my brain hurts, i think i'm going to bed now
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Ooh
good luck with that.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:44, archived)
# bigger please
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:17, archived)
# It's
pixel art, it's supposed to be small.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:18, archived)
# i looks so good i want to see it bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)
# The sarcasm-o-meter didn't register even a blip.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:19, archived)
# wasn't sarcasm
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:20, archived)
# I knew that see,
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:22, archived)
# I knew that also.
I was being Captain Obvious
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Better?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:21, archived)
# NO
You'll see all the mistakes!!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Sorry!
But I love showin off how I know to make 'shop do that! ;)

*edit* Plus it GIFs marvelously!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Yes,
it really does...it's teeny tiny.
Actually, it's doesn't look too bad at that size.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)
# And still only 30 Kalories!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:27, archived)
# yes
I love it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:23, archived)
# lol... should of scrolled down completely shouldn't i
before i went and did it myself.. lol.

although it is different as i used html :P
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)
# I wouldn't know how, but the effect is rather similar!
*edit* and much better than when folks do this:
or worse, which is a pet hate of mine...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:54, archived)
# < img width="number of pizels wide" src="what ever the address">
could be height.. doesn't matter as it keeps the pic the same proportions. also can go either side of the src. :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:30, archived)
# Man and dog in the park
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:12, archived)
# The children meet a man who wants to play at the park
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:14, archived)
# a late April day and it's sunny outside
and a red little girl's at the top of a slide
and an an orange old man at the bottom
wants to take her for a ride
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:18, archived)
# that's beautiful, man
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:19, archived)
# yeah, but I couldn't have written it.
 
I can play it, though
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:21, archived)
# ooh i like this...
I eard of them but never heard them..

i likes that lots. :)

fanking you.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)
# MY JOB HERE IS DONE
 
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Everyone lies.
(Spng, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Would you be willing to contest that in a court of law?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:12, archived)
# WARNING
IT IS NOT TUESDAY
IT IS NOT TUESDAY
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Who cares
Everyone on NMTBs has asked Stephen Fry to adopt them:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:15, archived)
# hands off
he is mine
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Why the fuck isn't he a Sir by now?
It's so funny. No one can take thepiss out of him as they're in complete awe. It's a 'cool, fashionible' show. I know that he is Amstel's idol.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:22, archived)
# sir sir
he should be ruler of the world
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:24, archived)
# As a BPMD I owe him sooooooo
ooooo
oooooooo
ooo
ooooooo
o
ooo
oooo
much!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Blood Pressure Measuring Device?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Bipolar Manic Depression
And he was the guy that gave me the guts to come out with it!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Ah.
That's much less useful.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Extremely useful
The manic bit's the best part:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Measure my blood pressure or GTFO
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:44, archived)
# *measures*
2" well your personality must be good:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:48, archived)
# snap!
bipolar 1 or bipolar 2?

either way they both rock as they sound like space missions.

EIDt: also thanks for the heads up that he was on never mind the buzzcocks.. was one of the best i've seen in a while.. who was the female that wasn't in s club jrs?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)
# 1
The girlie I have no eidea about. But she was in complete awe as well. I was actually diagnosed at the same hospital he was.
Wher the fuck is his knighthood?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:45, archived)
# ruler of the world
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)
# snap again, sir :)
i was only recently properly diagnosed.. first depressional episode i had was put down as a drug psychosis.. despite only ever having smoked cannabis.. but yeah.. manic can be quite fun :)]


that doc helped me a lot as well :)

he be a legend
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:48, archived)
# well, I'm now registered on failbook
I may as well just type all my bank account details on here now and be done with my privacy forever

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:16, archived)
# lies
do you mean faeces book?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Could this be any truer?
(I helped save b3ta! BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:03, archived)
# would
hopefully by the loss of the b&b gig she'll be forced to do porn.. or star in clockwork orange.. as she wears the bowler oh so well.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Here's hoping
*crosses fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:07, archived)
# OR...
A cock worked orange
(I helped save b3ta! Geoffpeas All the cut, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:07, archived)
# score!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Sorry I have to TJ
Stephen Fry is on Buzzcocks and ROCKS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:05, archived)
# I'm enjoying the contrast between him and the chap to his right.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Do darling. There is no god:P
I want to turn gay just to marry him!!!

EDIT: IT's so funny that all the people whole haven't been in Qi are just going, 'OMG! It's Stephen Fry'.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:08, archived)
# You ALWAYS have to TJ
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:25, archived)
# I haven't for ages
And I'd like to point out, that if you complain about a TJ with his greatness, you are poorly lacking!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
# i would fuck her
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Oh yes indeed!
How the fuck are you sir?
(I helped save b3ta! BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:14, archived)
# SHIT
shit shit shit shit

how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Aww poor you
I am good ta matey
Wasssup?
(I helped save b3ta! BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:16, archived)
# life, love and the universe
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Ah gotcha
*taps nose*
It will all come out in the wash
:)
(I helped save b3ta! BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:21, archived)
# *puts on black hat*
*tucks in*
certainly sir, that will be £50 billion
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:47, archived)
# CRANDOSURUS!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:48, archived)
# CR&
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:50, archived)
# YOU CAME AND YOU GAVE WITHOUT TAKING
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Oh Crandy?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:59, archived)
# i
came and you left with out talkin'
but I guess it's that way, oh crandy,
well, you pecked me and started me bleedin'
going to roast you today, oh crandy


(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:50, archived)
# THE L& THAT CR& FORG&
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:51, archived)
# FORG@
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Deep !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)
# WE'RE ALL DOOMED!
Literally *clicky*
(Drug Crazed Pagan Fish Ritual is attempting to bring his b3ta post count up, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:59, archived)
# CR& ROCKS MY SOCKS
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:59, archived)
# ilikey :)
ooh all one word. marvelous :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:04, archived)
# top gear anyone?


plenty for everyone if i was prime minister
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:33, archived)
# hehehe
that's the trouble with caravans they cause terrible wind
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:37, archived)
# you should try to consume less tin
It might improve things for you
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Woot!
You are the most prolific animator ever.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Tee hee hee
www.b3ta.com/board/8372918
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:39, archived)
# I take it that this is merely the trailer . . .
G . . . I had to force it . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:39, archived)
# if that post was car it'd be REALLY GOOD ONE
(jlkgjsfhoj, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:42, archived)
# 40 posts a day on the messageboard*?
You'll never leave! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!


*Maybe complete mathmatical balls
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:43, archived)
# 100 / 4= 25?
don't worry my brain is broken too - i'm hungry
edit : found the divide button
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:45, archived)
# No, 100 % 4 = 0







FUCK FUCK FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:46, archived)
# don't confuse me with science
i need a nap and some cookies and milk
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:47, archived)
#
% (Modulus)

The modulus operator is used as follows:

var1 % var2

The modulus operator returns the first operand modulo the second operand, that is, var1 modulo var2, in the preceding statement, where var1 and var2 are variables. The modulo function is the integer remainder of dividing var1 by var2. For example, 12 % 5 returns 2. The result will have the same sign as var1; that is, −1 % 2 returns −1.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:49, archived)
# yeah i know
where is the divide symbol@?
edit : found it / / / / / :D stupid new keyboard! (excuses excuses)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:49, archived)
# /
Heh you found it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:50, archived)
# /
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:50, archived)
# incorrect
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:50, archived)
# NO U
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Surely 100 % 4 = 0 then
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Exactly.
That's what I said.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Top ninjaing.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:55, archived)
# FUCK YEAH
NO-ONE NOTICED AT ALL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Noticed what?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Dude we're so fucking smooth
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Get your maths right!
I equals kibble!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:55, archived)
# My calculator doesn't seem to have a kibble button,
should I upgrade?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Now implement FizzBuzz.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Did you carry the one*?
*in base 15.2?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:47, archived)
# ah, the majestic clarkson
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:47, archived)
# He looks so deep in thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:48, archived)
# I love that face
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:50, archived)
# ha ha ha
more i say more!
p.s. what are you using to make these? they am woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)
# I used synfig (and GIMP) to make those
www.synfig.org/Main_Page

It's free, but it does take some time to get comfortable with it.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:02, archived)
# not seen this one
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)
# haha
quality
(jlkgjsfhoj, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:56, archived)
# WOW!!
i would like to fry that in grease
(I helped save b3ta! Geoffpeas All the cut, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:13, archived)
# hahahah
magic
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:28, archived)
# That's fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:49, archived)
# ta!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Floats like a _______ . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:53, archived)
# so serene
(jlkgjsfhoj, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Haha, fantastic.
Do you have a back log of these or are you just really speedy?
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:48, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:51, archived)
# yay woo
i like this
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:13, archived)
# I have been drawing lots of lanky people lately.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:33, archived)
# your arms have got long, thus you draw lanky peoples
i like it

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Hahahah
Yay! Thank you. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:35, archived)
# hah
he looks a bit like lanky old Matt Bellamy from The Muse
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Hahaha
woah! He does. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Lanky cube sitting is in these days . . .
Dangle . . . dangle . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Hahahah
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:38, archived)
# LANKY
what a weird word that is.
I like how worried he looks.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:37, archived)
# It is.
Lanky should be a long, thin word...or not.

Hahahah yeah :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Laaaaannnnkkkkkkky.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Hahahah this is brilliant!
Have a big *click*!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:40, archived)
# :D
Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:41, archived)
# No problem :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:43, archived)
# if the hair was a little longer...
that would be me when i was a child :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Hahahahah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Made me think of L from Death Note.
Somebody introduced me to that and I am embarrisingly hooked.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Oh, I watched Death Note a while ago. I loved it, too. :D
They showed the first movie in thetres for 2 nights only, so I went with a mate. It was great. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:53, archived)
# His arms and legsies are well thin
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)
# They is, I know mate
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:53, archived)
# he needs a good meal
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:54, archived)
# FEED IT MEAT AND POTATOES
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Is he at the doctor's?
Trying to get prescription diet pills?
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:56, archived)
# That's a waste of time.
Gronkpan has them all.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Yes.
Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:59, archived)
#

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Shooting the perp's not going to make him give his skin back
He should try reasoning with him instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:30, archived)
# Don't nobody move or the topogaraphy map guy will shoot !
Good shot !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:35, archived)
# You're saying he should just level with the guy?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Flat out . . . Yeah !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Hill never get it, will he?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Too steep for me too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:41, archived)
# It just makes good plane sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Even that has it's ups and downs . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Fantastic style!
Lots of woo!
(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Ruce illis?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:49, archived)
# he should take his bandages off so people can't see him!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Generic cyberpunk womanthing

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:27, archived)
# 9000??!?!?!
and they're all raping children.
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:28, archived)
# OVER 9000!
!! !! !!!11!!!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:31, archived)
# perhaps we need a b3ta/onthefridgepleasemum these days
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:31, archived)
# What, are you trying to say you didn't get the joke?
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:33, archived)
# spell it out for me please, i'm a bit thick
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:34, archived)
# J-O-K-E
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:35, archived)
# I shall call it . . . Pat Ched
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:31, archived)
# That's a woman?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:34, archived)
# lesbians are still women
trufax
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:36, archived)
# But it's not like she(?) looks like a lesbian
or a woman. It looks like a 9 year old boy who has taken it upon himself to cut his own hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:37, archived)
# "taken it upon himself"
are you, like, from the 18th century or something?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Hahahah
Shut up.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:41, archived)
# You're the one into punk stuff, you should know about these things.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:38, archived)
# I should?
I'm not into cyberpunk. Just punk...
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:39, archived)
# There's a weird electronic eyepiece.
That's the only difference.

Seriously though, even I've seen shaved headed girls and I hate society and all its foul creatures.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Okay.
Hahahah, my cousin shaved her head. Two of my cousins did, actually.

But it just has a boyish face. Though, don't get me wrong, the face is well drawn. Good detail.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Whether it's just the type of women who do shave their heads I don't know, but it's more than likely if you shaved your head you'd look like that too.
Messes with the visual structure somewhat.

It looks more like Natalie Portman from V for Vendetta if anything.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Yeah, I see that.
Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Another try
Ghost rider



Click for bigger (341KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:23, archived)
# hahaha
i might copy your style
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:26, archived)
# works better when i use pen and paper
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:28, archived)
# i'm sure it does
still i might nick it
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:29, archived)
# in the sky . . .
music ensues . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:30, archived)
# I like this scribbly style.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:39, archived)
# I can't help seeing a chinaman riding a dinosaur :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Ladies and gentlemen - the Prime Minister
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:20, archived)
# he looks like a gerry anderson puppet
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Yeah, now you mention it!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:25, archived)
# ultimately, everything looks like a gerry anderson puppet
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:28, archived)
# The Minister has been primed !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:29, archived)
# or the little guy off fantasy island
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:29, archived)
# That
looks exactly like another Brit politician, used to be a Conservative, can't remember his damn name.
Edit... got it, it looks like Portillo.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:44, archived)
# stiff sentence

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/south_east/7657556.stm
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Undropable . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Yay for doodles


(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:08, archived)
# FUCK YEAH.
In a way, bees and just the Sandy Toksvig version of giraffes.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:10, archived)
# only the lezbees
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:19, archived)
# *golf applause*
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:24, archived)
# best of all emergent clappage
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:25, archived)
# huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:30, archived)
# Aww
poor Jason.
(empty head, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)
# OHSHITOHCHRISTOHGAAAWD!!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:02, archived)
# That shark looks terrified.
Poor thing.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:04, archived)
# SHARK!!FACE!

click for whole thing!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:04, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:09, archived)
# hahaha
what on earth?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:12, archived)
# wtf lazytown...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:54, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:12, archived)
# a very expensive tv show
no wonder iceland's gone splat
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:20, archived)
# WTF!!!!!!???????!!!!!!!111111one1
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:29, archived)
# Click'n run . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Argh! But how does it smell?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Oh God, Oh man!
Oh God, Oh man!
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:27, archived)
# I don't know why
And I'm very sorry
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Where is your god?
Watching you i hope.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoffpeas All the cut, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:06, archived)
# fall asleep when i'm bumming you will ya bitch
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Is he wearing eye liner?
To bed? Is he MAD?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:03, archived)
# What better time to wear eyeliner than when you have to look your best?
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:30, archived)
# pfft
lolz
(jlkgjsfhoj, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:10, archived)
# well good
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:31, archived)

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