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[challenge entry]
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Shiting Nora!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:54, archived)
# no
shitting cotton
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 21:01, archived)
# FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:54, archived)
# *smooches*
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Rickrolled by sig!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 21:00, archived)
# 'lo Pot!
*internet huggles*
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Does she french on the first date ?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Non, sur la deuxième date, elle commencera à converser en français
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:58, archived)
# I have no idea wtfyaboa
but I bet it's about cement.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 21:01, archived)
# heh
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Oui ja . . all the french ja need to know . . .
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 21:07, archived)
# yup
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 21:15, archived)
# can it be fucked?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Equine Mecha-Dot
WOO
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:56, archived)
# kill it with sticks
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:59, archived)
# what in the name of all that is holy?
night mares for me tonight.
woo!!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Jeebus Tapdancing Christ!
That's disturbing.

Also Woo.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 21:04, archived)
[challenge entry] ...and arachnid wins again.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Go, Paedohorse, go!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Pfft!
Ey Up Winner ;)
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:53, archived)
# cheating mother fucking cunting horse
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Takes ages to get going,
the legs have to be wound up by hand.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:56, archived)
# PEDO GERMAN HORSE REAR ADVENTURE FILTER
(no idea really)
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Cinnamon buns legging it out to the lead !
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:55, archived)
# no paddlewheel horses allowed
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:56, archived)
# This might just the be final solution to the white man's burden
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:56, archived)
# genetic engineers cloning around again !!! WOO

(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Won one on it's own for four too . . .
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Naa . . . Hay !
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:47, archived)
# :S
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:48, archived)
# sod that
CHIMP ON A MOTHER FUCKING SEGWAY
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:49, archived)
# FUCKINGLOLS!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:50, archived)
# i like that
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Aye, it is where I was today.
Of course, this contains multiple lies!

But I was there a couple of months back :D
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:51, archived)
# where that be?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)
# It is Montreuil
in France. It is such a stunning place! It is a walled town and it rocks!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:54, archived)
# you tart
you get about don't you
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:56, archived)
# I try my best.....
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Are those ramparts ?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:53, archived)
# no
they are ewebits
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Better than mutton . . .
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:58, archived)
# mutton be tasty in curry form
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 21:00, archived)
# In a way.
they are the wall of the town mentioned above :D
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Fine stonework !
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Congratulations Mr Quimm, it's a horses ass.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Hello.
You called?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:49, archived)
# HELLO, MR QUIM?
- Yeees.
HI, THIS IS SCIENCE.
- Oh yes.
YEAH, SO..HOW'S THINGS?
- Ok, considering.
FUCK EWE!
- Once, yes.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Thanks for that.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:55, archived)
# ah, the "princess anne" look
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Légy and teefy . . . sweet ass sugar !
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)
# mmm, sugary teefs
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:55, archived)
# This is perfect
or is it a member of the royal family?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Yes . . . a royal gift . . .
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:50, archived)
# arf!!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Boss Drum
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:22, archived)
# only you could make this :D
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:24, archived)
# Notice how Christ's eye makes 'the all seeing eye' in the triangle of the beam.
DO EWE SEA?

Although, the eye should be at the peak of the triangle.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:25, archived)
# ya i sees
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:26, archived)
# Only you could say only you could make this!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:45, archived)
#
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I love this!

And yes, i did have a good time last time I was in france :D
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:48, archived)
# I didn't like it.


;)™
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Did some kid burn your neck?
;D
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:58, archived)
# TAKE THAT, SCIENCE, YOU SHIT!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:24, archived)
# FUCK EWE GRAVITY!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:27, archived)
# Science is a shit which needs wiping up.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:56, archived)
# motivating Rhythm of Life
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:26, archived)
# Boss drum, here we go again..
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:26, archived)
# From a parallel universal kettle of scientific hell !
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:26, archived)
# HELLO MOTHER, IS UP STILL UP?
- Wait, I'll check..
OK!
- Yes.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:28, archived)
# evil science looks tasty
in a boiling cherryade kinda way
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:26, archived)
# HELLO SCIENCE, CAN I INTEREST YOU IN SOME NEW CURTAINS?!
- Ermm, no..no, not really.
FUCK EWE!
- Good Lord.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:29, archived)
# SCIENCE NEEDS NO CURTAINS
IT PUSHES ASIDE THE VENETIAN BLINDS OF DOUBT AND SUPERSTITION
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:32, archived)
# HELLO SCIENCE, I MAKE ENQUIRY WITH TUNITIES OF MONIES, YES?!
- Fuck off!
MANY MONIES YOU HAVE, WE TALK, YES!
- Hello chief!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:34, archived)
# SCIENCE CAN CREATE ITS OWN MONIES
AND NUGGETS OF PUREST GREEN
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Oh, MAMMY!

(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:36, archived)
# MAMMY, HOW IS BABBY FORMED?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:39, archived)
# WHEN SUN IS UP, TWO MAN, SPIT ON GRAVE OF GYPSY.
BABBY COME SCREAMIN FROM DIRTS.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:40, archived)
# DIRTS BABBY IS DIRTY
DIRTS BABBY COME FROM HORSE
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:42, archived)
# ROGER, ROGER, WHAT'S OUR VECTOR, VICTOR?
It's ok, they're on instruments.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:43, archived)
# ROGER AND VICTOR
ARE MANS WHO SPIT ON GYPSY GRAVE TO MADE DIRT BABBY, YES?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Ah, danke.
CA-CA-COMBO BREAKER!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:47, archived)
# BREAKER, RUBBER DUCK
THERE'S A SMOKY BEAR AT YOUR BACK DOOR
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Over Oveur!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:46, archived)
# I VOTED FOR EVIL SCIENCE

(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:28, archived)
# GOT ANY SALMON?
MA-MA-MULTI-JESUS!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:29, archived)
# TROUT OKAY?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:30, archived)
# FEESH!
Hmm, ahhh...Ooooh...aaahh..feesh.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:31, archived)
# JUMP THE FISH
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Or does the fish jump ewe?
Hmm..AAAhh..ehh..waaa...BOO!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:35, archived)
# eye of newt and toe of frog
and large human turd
stir it up and you get mush
now, to sell it to a school canteen to pass it off as curry!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:41, archived)
# CHICAGOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:45, archived)
# What the shuddering fuck?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Shania Twain.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:46, archived)
# *does*
*watched Kerry Katona's sex tape*
*never touches cock again*
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:47, archived)
# too much fuck, not enough shuddering.
SJP
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:47, archived)
# he is altering your consciousness
nevertheless
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:48, archived)
# I'm gonna getcha good.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:49, archived)
# RACIST!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:51, archived)
# bruce bond
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:17, archived)
# that is wrong in so many ways
and yet, it still manages to be oh so right.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Breast to see ya, to see ya breast.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:20, archived)
# oh shit, it makes my fucking eyes bleed
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:22, archived)
# CLEAR !
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:24, archived)
# bouncy moobs .. bouncy moobs
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:25, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:58, archived)
# I've just realised how obscure this joke is

And also that Patroclus was a Greek, not a Trojan
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:08, archived)
# had to wikipedia it
but hooray!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:10, archived)
# my last wiki bookmark was about the Hegelian Dialectic,..no fucking idea
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:17, archived)
# I always wear ribbed condoms inside out for my pleasure
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:16, archived)
# he is an ex patroclus
he has ceased to be

how very cultural
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:18, archived)
# if his feet hadn't been nailed to the plinth
he'd be pushing up the daisies
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:19, archived)
#
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:08, archived)
# *This is rather special*
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:10, archived)
# blowin' in the wind!
couldn't do that round these parts, the kids would be using him as a swing 5 seconds after he died
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:13, archived)
# Strangle fruit . . .
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Eerily lovely!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:34, archived)
# DO WANT
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Perpetual dead motion . . .
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 21:01, archived)
# pfft, swingers
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:53, archived)
# with appy polly loggies to "MoreForHer"
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:08, archived)
# haha
whoah.. threadrush
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Yeah, what's this about?
Nobody's gonna see my shitty work!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:10, archived)
# welcome to an obligatory cdc thread
post your throbbing torment here
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:15, archived)
# Your wish is my command
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:29, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaahAHAA
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Have a good weekend everyone

After this week I feel like this little guy.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:06, archived)
# awwwwww
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:11, archived)
# bless
have a good one y'self
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:12, archived)
# Awww
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:13, archived)
# Wubbing feews gweat !
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:27, archived)
[challenge entry] I love horses, best of all the animals, I love horses they're my glue
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Pftttt
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:15, archived)
# Sniff . . .
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:22, archived)
# god I must get back into this
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:49, archived)
# I liked this so much
I decided to have a cigarette :)
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:51, archived)
# ciggo
Why not have a "special cigarette" :)
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:53, archived)
# I have rizla & baccy
but not t'other :(
EDIT: sorry, I forgot your woo
Woo!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:55, archived)
# Oh dear
must be the recession lol
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:58, archived)
# Ahhhaa...day fifteen...rations low...Calhoun, Hooch and Digger, dead.
I had to let off some steam.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Installing
Gif Animator so must make more animal killing machines
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:00, archived)
# I don't really have a clue about shoopin'
I'm more into juxtaposition japes and collage, I also knit in my spare time.

Also, give me some green.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Sorry
It is solid :( Dope over ip protocol is in it's infancy
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Solid, eww.
Seriously, don't they put vinyl in that?

It's been about eight months for me, I'm getting the itch.

LEGALISE DAT SHIT YALL!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Vinyl
Maybe plastic in repress but all drugs are dirty, have you ever seen how they make cocaine ?
Cement and acid are used plus who knows what
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:15, archived)
# I've only ever dabbled with Mr Greenthumb and boozes.
It's the future.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:18, archived)
# hehehe!
feels like ages since i animated any fluff too.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:53, archived)
# When I lived in Canada
the gophers used to steal our fags all the time, the little buggers.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:02, archived)
# spiffing shop , what
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:09, archived)
# filthy things, full of greek seamen
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Oooh
very nicely
I likes :)
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:48, archived)
# The horse is fucking aces!
*goes Greek on your ass*
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:49, archived)
# This is all of the very.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:50, archived)
# hahahaha!
very nicely

peas.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:51, archived)
# YES!!!
I love this
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Hahahhahaha
:)
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:57, archived)
# yay for Trojan
*skanks*
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:52, archived)
# The wisdom of an ape and one foot in the grave i have
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Right now I think he may be the most shopped man on the planet.
And woo to this by the way :-)
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:35, archived)
# If we're lucky it'll be a case of everybody having their fill while he's still a public figure
If we're not we'll have at least another four years of this :(
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:00, archived)
# great stuff
here's one i made earlier
www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/mcainpouch.jpg
border nsfw, pass the mind bleach
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:37, archived)
# Haha!
Inventive use of the Republican elephant.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:42, archived)
# if it's more to your liking
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:55, archived)
# Slow with the brain he is.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:38, archived)
# That's woo Mr Bastard :)
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:42, archived)
# I feel sorry for the bloke
ok i dont

mmm shop him as mel brooks might work too

edit - woops, i hath clicketh the woosomeness
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:42, archived)
# Haha
Woo & Yay etc.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:49, archived)
# I dig.
Also 'Yodacain' sounds like a drug.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:08, archived)
# boil her
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:32, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:34, archived)
# I'm quite the fan.

(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:36, archived)
# hahahaha
This forever.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Rooooooollliiiiiing Staaaaaaaaaaaaart!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:37, archived)
# Daytona USA?
(I think)
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:39, archived)
# ahha, yeah.
Great soundtrack, my tribute
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=1aBY9KhBkec
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:42, archived)
# bahaaaha
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:51, archived)
# Right, I'm gonna start my drinkin'.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:53, archived)
# ultima of jpgs this :D
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:38, archived)
# Hahahahahaaha
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:43, archived)
# hahahahahaha
since the first time i saw this, everytime i see or hear reference to jade goody i now always think "CUNT CANSAA!"
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:50, archived)
# This is a thing of beauty.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:57, archived)
# zoidberg zoidberg zoidberg zoidberg
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:36, archived)
# PURPLE LOBSTA DOGMA LOBSTA FUKGAZM
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:48, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Pffft ace!
*secretly wants a lobster costume*
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:38, archived)
# Hehehe
you big silly :)
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Wheeeeeeeeeee!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:32, archived)
# Extreeeeeme
have a click.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:33, archived)
# That horse is extreme to the max.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:34, archived)
# awesomeeeee
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:36, archived)
# that's gunna hurt
most splendid.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:38, archived)
# hahahaha he looks so happy
woo :D
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:40, archived)
# Remix of one from last night
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:30, archived)
#

Another remix from earlier... makes more sense now I think.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:32, archived)
# hA!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:33, archived)
# F A B
spank that puppet. yes. spank it hard
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:37, archived)
# Puppetspanker.
That's a pretty awesome insult.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:38, archived)
# yes
much improved :D
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Horse Cannon Ball
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:21, archived)
# Hahaha
I like this!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:27, archived)
# I know that horse, he wanted a pint of Subby-Shoop-Shoop.
DENIED!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:32, archived)
# Years since I've been here...
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:06, archived)
# Happy candle day matey!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:08, archived)
# Cheers
Utter fluke I post on my b3taday! Huzzah!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:40, archived)
# Pfft!
TOAP! ;)
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:09, archived)
# happy b3taday
oh noes, those poor clowns. That is where they work on weekdays.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:20, archived)
# kan-dillss!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:24, archived)
#
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:01, archived)
# That doesn't look like an accident
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:08, archived)
# He does look like an accident :D
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:09, archived)
# dancing?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:19, archived)
# 'Cos this is Thriller!
Thriller Night...
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:30, archived)
# Pebblehead, Pebblehead
Pebblehead, Pebblehead
Pebblehead, Pebblehead
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:36, archived)
# I decided that I would finally do something with what I have been doing,
so I am gonna make a music video innit. This is the first idea that popped into my head, and is a relatively rough draft of my plans for a scene in it :D



Click for bigger (80KB)

I just realised how little you can actually see. So edited, and you still can't see much :( Oh well click for bigger, you can see it better :D
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:01, archived)
# A man and a woman meet in the rain, watched by a grumpy turtle
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:07, archived)
# I was worried that would be the effect :)
And never!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:08, archived)
# Do it
or I'll ram you up your own fudge tunnel
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:10, archived)
# If you want to get people to do things
you have to offer a punishment that they wont enjoy ;)

I will actually remove it, but only because it is even annoying me now! And who wants squatters :D
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:12, archived)
# Victory is mine!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:16, archived)

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