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LittlePixel, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:14, archived)

mmmm

conspiracies.

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Dr Drink, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:16, archived)

you're laughing now...

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isthisyou?, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:23, archived)

no, I was pondering.

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Dr Drink, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:27, archived)

They were wrong to assume Hitler...

...was the one at fault

(Danabnormal, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:08, archived)

quite right

in many ways, we're all complicit

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isthisyou?, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:10, archived)

Just finished "Fast Food Nation"

does anyone have any ideas for aesthetically-pleasing and non-violent pranks that a person might be able to play on local fast-food outlets?

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isthisyou?, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:06, archived)

Release . . .

The cockroaches :o)

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:07, archived)

along same lines

go to your local reptile shop, purchase 100 adult locust and 100 juvinile locust (sometimes called hoppers) and release in the fast food eatery.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:10, archived)

i do like the sound of that

i just have to work out how to do it without getting arrested

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isthisyou?, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:17, archived)

Wear a long coat . .

Have a bag full under it . . . walk in . . release the bag (in a place where people can't see, one of the booths seems ideal) . . walk out . . job done :o)

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:23, archived)

good book

especially the bit about the abatoir,

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alistair, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:09, archived)

Yeah

Go along with a friend in tow, pretend you don't know each other.

"Friend" takes a couple of (carefully-counted) handfuls of straws and openly (loudly) drops them on the floor.

You, standing behind him all this time, immediately look at the floor and exclaim "Twenty three!".

Your "friend" starts counting and exclaims, louder "There *are* twenty-three straws here! Wow that's amazing, Bruce etc. etc."

Try and get free stuff from anyone, staff, eaters, whoever for your amazing talent.

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dr goodthrust, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:13, archived)

ooh

www.cockeyed.com/pranks/pie/pie.html

this is quite funny

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isthisyou?, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:15, archived)

buy a burger

mash it up and spread it over the toilet floor. Then make very loud "being sick" sounds. And leave when the next person comes into the toilet.

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Dr Drink, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:23, archived)

when

I used to work at BurgerKing (many many moons ago, I hasten to add), my mate mistook mayonnaise for Milkshake mix. We had a few people complain about their chocolate and vanilla flavoured mayonnaise, but on the whole it seemed to go down quite well.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:25, archived)

Sick joke

Hot waterbottle filled with Chicken+Vegetable soup secreted down shirt.
Enter fast food establishment. Groan, clutch stomach (squeeze hot water bottle) "vomit" chicken soup over counter.

Yourself and friends may then take out spoons and proceed to eat vomit.

(Rich T has a clever and witty sig, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:37, archived)

Go up and order

A blank stare and a confused smile...
Satisfaction guaranteed!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:38, archived)

Go to Macdonalds,

eat a burger and then go ask if you can see the chef so you can compliment him.
Or ask to see the wine list.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:46, archived)

Old mac available

Anyone want a PowerMac 7100/AV with a 240Mhz G3 retrofitted, 136Mb Ram, 17" monitor and an HP inkjet printer - I can probably chuck in a Modem too if you want it?

It'll run photoshop ;)
Make me an offer at: sadoldmac '@' chthonic.f9.co.uk

[edit: it won't run OS X unfortunately]
[edit2: it has an AV card so it can digitise video at about 15fps]

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chthonic, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:04, archived)

go on then

i'll take it off your hands for 25 notes.
(£26 with the modem)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:07, archived)

Ho ho ho

OK so it isn't worth much, but it is worth a bit more than that :)

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chthonic, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:10, archived)

go on then...

i'm cutting my own throat, £30.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:11, archived)

also

i'm selling most of my 12"s

m3ssag3 me with any wantlists

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isthisyou?, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:08, archived)

E-Bay?

:¬}

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Pootle, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:15, archived)

12" eh?

What type of records are they??

and € £ $ ??

([]DOo []DOo, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:15, archived)

oh, and there's an old capri down the street

a monkey to you, son

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isthisyou?, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:18, archived)

Geoff took his baby-sitting

duties very seriously indeed.

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curry monster, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:02, archived)

that'll leave

kid marks

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Dr Drink, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:03, archived)

it's only funny

if you've never had to do it

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isthisyou?, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:03, archived)

Geoff doesn't shirk

his responsibilities clicky

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curry monster, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:09, archived)

my son always wants to have a go on the urinal

"one day, son, when you're old enough"

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isthisyou?, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:11, archived)

meany

I have to lift my son up to reach.

My worst child / toilet interface incident, was my son bursting in to me on the khazi, to place a worm that he had found in the garden in my hand.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:32, archived)

One day

I will be tall enough to use them too :-)

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curry monster, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:35, archived)

anyone got

that nazi kitten?

(RowdsterDelux, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:45, archived)

I think

he fled to brazil after the war...

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rogan, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:03, archived)

Save me wasting a thread

Anyone know a Java irc client that will let me get to any server? Cos here at college i cant use mIRC.

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:06, archived)

the port is probably banned by your college firewall

java clients won't help, they all use the standard port

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munkt0n, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:14, archived)

My 1st Gif!!!!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:38, archived)

I like

how that leaves an imprint on my retinas...

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Staticgirl, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:40, archived)

Looks Sooper

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Toast_not_ghosts, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:41, archived)

As do these which randomly appeared in one of my pbase searches

www.pbase.com/image/4498528

Apologies - yes NSFW !!!!!!

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:47, archived)

erm the above Link is NSFW

as I have just discovered

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Pootle, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:50, archived)

Most links that come

From Koit are NSFW.

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:52, archived)

Koit without links

is NSFW!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:55, archived)

I do like my NSFW linkies

they fill my day with joy, and often my manhood with blood.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:56, archived)

I like them as well

cos I LIKE BOOBS!

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Dr Drink, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:02, archived)

frantically masturbating again

shouldn't you be doing some college work or somthing?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:02, archived)

Off to Uni now

laters all

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:11, archived)

i hope you've...

washed your hands.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:12, archived)

Dont ask.....

ya dont get told!

Would some please be so kind as to explain NSFW!

Edit: Oh Shit - I get it - Not Safe For Work

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:57, archived)

Not Safe For Work.

i.e., if your boss glanced at your screen you'd get sacked.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:00, archived)

Thanks

Dr Phil - I feel like such a dill!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:04, archived)

close tags please

thank you

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:03, archived)

tag

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:04, archived)

Sorry,

still getting the hang of this!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:06, archived)

you're it!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:11, archived)

I thought they were all plugs for his CDs

only joking Koit

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Pootle, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:56, archived)

they normally are aint they ?!

that's cos I am a bad money grabbing man. :)

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:57, archived)

and considering your considerable investment no-one can blame you

I once made 200 demo tapes for a band I was failing to manage, and I still have some left from 10 years ago.
So if anyone is interested in a "Sucidal Jafacakes" Demo tape circa 1993 (Collectors Item), I am your man.

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Pootle, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:03, archived)

I do apologise

amended as necessary - I forgot now that I am a home surfer.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:55, archived)

The one on the right

looks abit like that fatty that used to be in
Anatomic Kitten.

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partychancer, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:57, archived)

They all look

very pleased with themselves.

(SnoopySnoopyDoggDogg, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:58, archived)

I like the

identical boob jobs...

(Amerella, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:01, archived)

funnily enough,

so do I.

(SnoopySnoopyDoggDogg, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:08, archived)

mmm, so natural looking!

not like big, immobile lumps of perfectly hemispherical inorganic material stitched to their ribcages at all...

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:13, archived)

oooohh

get her!

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Dr Drink, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:15, archived)

well,

they are pretty horrible things when they do them too big, aren't they? :)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:18, archived)

yes, they are

i had mine taken out after a few weeks

it just looked so unnatural

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isthisyou?, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:19, archived)

Are they too big then?

didn't realise you could have boobs that were TOO big. :)

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Dr Drink, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:20, archived)

I give you:

Lolo Ferrari. My, she was attractive, wasn't she?

And also very unhappy and quite ill, but let's perhaps not go there, shall we.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:24, archived)

Tis a fair point

(SnoopySnoopyDoggDogg, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:27, archived)

so they CAN be too big.
Point taken.
Euurrghhh

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Dr Drink, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:28, archived)

Why does it always seems girls have a better eye for a boob job

than the boys, when surely the boys are the ones paying the most boob orientated attention.
Life's full of mysteries isn't it.

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Pootle, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:19, archived)

I wish I had boobies

(SnoopySnoopyDoggDogg, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:22, archived)

i wish the rest of my office would fuck off

so i can look at the arorementioned. piss of! stop looking over my shoulder!

[edit] blimey! they seem like nice girls

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new_matt, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:25, archived)

drink lots of real ale

and you'll have some of your very own in no time at all.
mmmmm Flabby Man Boobs tasty

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Pootle, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:25, archived)

Because girls actually

own boobs. And they do not come in perfect half circles like that, as Dr P said.

(Amerella, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:34, archived)

the trouble is if you've more experience examining the photographic boob

than the real genuine article.
They seem too floppy, and they move around, and are affected by gravity.
There's some poetic metaphor lurking in there somewhere about the falseness of modern media portrayal of beauty or something like that.

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Pootle, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:46, archived)

i can spot fakeys a mile off

'orrible things.

(Mattyboy, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:51, archived)

aye

silicone valley

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popt_art, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:44, archived)

oh dear

I just worked out what nsfw means
[too late]

(RowdsterDelux, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:32, archived)

Clive's boss

Had to resort to a fairly brutal way of firing him as he just simply did not get the idea...

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:33, archived)

excuse me sir

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:39, archived)

*gets down on one knee*

I love you.

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watashi-wa Evenin'!, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:42, archived)

I had to have the apostrophe removed from my anus

(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:45, archived)

do you have a semi-colon now then?

Cagoule

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:51, archived)

AAAARRRGGG!

That's right isn't it?
NO? Yes?
Where wrong?
Why me?
*sobs*

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:46, archived)

sorry!

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:51, archived)

bad.
Have seen the error of my ways.
It was a bad joke anyway...

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:09, archived)

You're/ Your

You're is short for you are, as in you are fired.

Your is a declaration of ownership as in your house.

end lesson :-)

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galanthis, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:13, archived)

Shurely they cant have...

...run out of ideas for cards already??posted with www.corruptedminds.com autoposter thingy

(Danabnormal, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:31, archived)

Is this going to be a

"My favorite pub in Ruislip thread"?
If so... cool!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:33, archived)

Could be!

www.ruislip.co.uk/cards/ - the most random selection in the world ever.

(Danabnormal, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:41, archived)

Ruislip Lido Railway!

How sad, I remember being forced to go to Ruislip Lido when I was a nipper.

And the Crematorium quite a bit too. Which strangely, I preferred.

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partychancer, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:48, archived)

That is just

disturbing. They should have a picture of the public loos by the spider park. They always seemed to have an air of mystery....

(Danabnormal, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:50, archived)

that's what George Michael said as well

/purile

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Pootle, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:23, archived)

He was from Bushey, thats the other side of Watford

/pedant

#8o)

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partychancer, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:31, archived)

Hmmmmm.....

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:55, archived)

Daisy hoped it didn't explode as she pumped her pussy furiously

(LazyBastard, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:26, archived)

Puerile

But excellent

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:28, archived)

(RowdsterDelux, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:33, archived)

Last one! Got work to do!

sozz aboot size, couldnae be arsed messing with its smallage

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Hugo Rune, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:22, archived)

Eggsellent

that one is fantastic...
hugo's on a roll...

(Funereal, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:31, archived)

haha

that's why I never get up before nine...

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rogan, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:33, archived)

what-oh!

bang! bang bang bang!!!

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popt_art, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:37, archived)

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:20, archived)

ahh

that nice man phoned her just to let her know.Woo that made me laugh!

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:29, archived)

Another stab at b3ta wallpaper

"The Broken Suitcase"

clicky for hires.

edit: oops, wrong pic. Pesky cut'n'paste.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:17, archived)

you changed it in time though,

before the hordes could come crashing down on you screaming "R*-P*ST!!" :)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:25, archived)

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munkt0n, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:28, archived)

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Hugo Rune, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:36, archived)

;)

nice!

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munkt0n, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:38, archived)

woo!

nice pants ;)

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rogan, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:35, archived)

funken IE6 auto resize bololocks

bastards!
[ps i do know how to make it big again its just very annoying]

(RowdsterDelux, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:42, archived)

just before lunch

any one feeling a bit pie-eyed?

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:14, archived)

What's it with the name change ?

good pic btw........

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:15, archived)

it's better

much better. I realy didn't like my initials as a name. I likey Jiva, means spirit soul. are you all right chap?
and thank you

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:19, archived)

Aye - doing ok fanking you

Jiva does sound better I think too.......and then there's you and your underlying messages, so understandable.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:33, archived)

what do you mean!

so you think I have an underlying message then eh?

darn your smarter than I thought, must make up new cunning plan.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:36, archived)

yes

it's insidious. Spose in a good way.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:37, archived)

I just looked up the dic definition

of insidious, and I see what you mean but it is always meant in a good way which is not what the word means. I call it trancendental sabotage. Make the world fluffyer.....
mmmwwwwhhhhahaaaaahahaaa

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:01, archived)

starting to feel like that..

SQL Server on a monday morning, not good for the soul, or the eyes..

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munkt0n, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:25, archived)

definately not good

for this little soul!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:31, archived)

Select * from Damnation where Damnation.Pain ='Monday';

/sad

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Pootle, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:42, archived)

Damn Taxi surfers!

(partee-max, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:05, archived)

hahaha

very good.

(Altrezia, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:07, archived)

morning everyone.

i'm back and refreshed from my holiday.

did i miss anything?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:04, archived)

Yes you might have done

-*=Order the b3ta CD's here=*-

PS - how was holiday Sir ?

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:10, archived)

looking at koits reply

you aint missed much mate ;)_

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:16, archived)

You whore you,

how much did getting all those CD's set you back in the end.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:16, archived)

The princely sum of

£434.10

So I need to sell 44 cd's to make my cash back - so please one and all, help me, I'm a poor Uni student.

And if anyone is kind enough to link from their home page or blog to my site, that would be most appreciated.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:36, archived)

I'll be getting both

I'm flash like that y'know.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:46, archived)

Holiday was fine. england is great when the weather is hot.

felt a bit rough the other sunday though, can't think why.

ahh! the CD's, excellent, i will have to meet you in a pub and pass a plain brown envelope stuffed with cash to you under the table.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:18, archived)

excellent

ps - no balloon animals, that would rumble us.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:34, archived)

not a smidge

the board has been down the whole time
I am lying but you have much spazz to go through if you want the real answer

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Pootle, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:10, archived)

bugger

no time to spazz at the moment.

will have to do it later.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:22, archived)

The next big thing

Downhill yak-racing.

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:03, archived)

About time too!!!

I was getting so bored with that old boring Uphill yak racing!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:09, archived)

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Hugo Rune, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:58, archived)

Very

very
very
very
funny!

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:01, archived)

very

subtle
woo!

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:06, archived)

wheeeeee

jesus wept... are you going to do any work today?

bravo!

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popt_art, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:07, archived)

zee boss is away...

zee hugo will play....
Wuck Fork!

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Hugo Rune, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:08, archived)

but the coats

the coats! how will they ever get online?
xx

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popt_art, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:12, archived)

hehe

the throttle should be labelled 'ROCK!' ;)

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rogan, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:08, archived)

time for....

a botty-burp based entry.

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:55, archived)

I prefer the term

Air Biscuit. (sp)

(Altrezia, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:57, archived)

bumclot

is also good :)

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Hugo Rune, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:59, archived)

arse sneeze

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Dr Drink, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:11, archived)

flat - u -

lence, surely?

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popt_art, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 10:59, archived)

in Kingston

we use the word "windypop"...

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:02, archived)

Kingston eh?

I've got a gig coming up in Kingston...

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christhebarker, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:03, archived)

that will either be the peel

or the grey horse

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raw-edge, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:10, archived)

The Peel

is very shifty indeed.
The Grey Horse is quite good though.

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Dr Drink, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:16, archived)

We played there last Wednesday

don't spose any of you were there?
Didn't post a flyer on here cos last time I did, Dr Phil got all shirty with me and somebody deleted it...

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christhebarker, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:18, archived)

heh

Nothing personal, mind. And you did post it a fair number of times... :)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:19, archived)

yeah...

but with slight variations......

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christhebarker, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:20, archived)

I played a gig there

a couple of years back and whilst unloading our gear, I accidently walked in through the wrong door round the back. Fair scarred me for life...

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:42, archived)

I've re-read that a coupla times

and I'm still not sure what you're saying there

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christhebarker, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:45, archived)

the Peel is also and has been for as long as I can remember

a 'Gentlemans Entertainment' Establishment, as long as wearing a dirty rain mack, and having a sheepish leering look makes you a gentleman.

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Pootle, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:53, archived)

has had a regular

strippers bit for a couple of years now

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raw-edge, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:56, archived)

and before that it was The Sir Robert Peel I think

I remember bright orange posters advertising Go-Go Dancers, when there were still such things as Go-Go Dancers.
I guess they now just get a pole, and go-go less, though I confess to being too young, and innocent to know for sure.

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Pootle, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:59, archived)

they now just

have a giant orange that's peel is unwinding off it on display outside

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raw-edge, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:14, archived)

I thought you were atalking about the grey horse still...

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christhebarker, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 12:00, archived)

Upon Thames?

not in my experience

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Pootle, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:05, archived)

as a resident

of kingston upon thames
i can confirm the use of the term windypops

however the more common term is

"arse biscuit"

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raw-edge, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:08, archived)

Well

I'm sure I'll let you all know nearer the time but we're doing an "album launch party" at the grey horse on a sunday in a few weeks

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christhebarker, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:11, archived)

as a resident of Kingston-Upon-Thames

I bet you frequent "McCluskys"......
I know you do.

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Dr Drink, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:15, archived)

i have been to mcluskys a couple of times

but usually just go to the pubs
or end up in The Works!!
never pay to get in there though always go to The Works bar next door, if you get there before they stop letting people in they open the door to the works and you can just walk right in

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raw-edge, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:32, archived)

you know

all the moves!

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Dr Drink, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:44, archived)

Bugger

You're quite right.

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 11:02, archived)

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