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Last pic then I'm going home

Sorry!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:24, archived)

Despite a perfect launch...

NASA still had some concerns about their new partner.

(shellgrip, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:23, archived)

Always check for tigers ... s'true

(LazyBastard, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:21, archived)

nice shaddow

it's the little things that count

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:24, archived)

at least that's what your ho tells ya

(it's international talk like Tim Westwood day, I think)

(Mattyboy, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:31, archived)

are you changing your name to

mattyboyeeee then?

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isthisyou?, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:33, archived)

is that tim westwood

or the worzels?

;o)

(Mattyboy, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:40, archived)

Mattybwoy.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:55, archived)

as you can see

i've gone for something quite different.

(Mattyboy, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:58, archived)

she seems like a nice girl

anyone in particular?

now i'm not in a foul mood, i seem to be thinking about *that* all the time. odd.

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new_matt, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:43, archived)

The release of these gentle creatures back into their native habitat was welcomed by everyone

(blather http://blather.net, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:20, archived)

wooo and YaY! and gosh!

Rah! hiiipppooooooooossssss nearly as nice as cows.....

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:25, archived)

There is nothing as nice a cow,

Not a hippo, a badger or owl.
Nor a rabbit or stoat,
Nor a kitten or goat,
Are as nice as the peace loving cow.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:29, archived)

that's my

new favourite poem.

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stouffer, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:32, archived)

I just made that up.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:35, archived)

then you

are a truly talented man.

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stouffer, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:37, archived)

Thank you.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:42, archived)

name change?

no!

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isthisyou?, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:35, archived)

I'm trying it out for the day,

just to see how it fits, all I've done is drop the 2000 bit.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:36, archived)

Good move

2000 is definetely sooo 2 years ago and you look so much slimmer now.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:40, archived)

what next...

Bovine XP?

/coat

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Craymen, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:56, archived)

as an ex resident of cheshire

I say your rhyme is total balderdash.

You have obviously never been chased by a herd of the satanic beasts in the dark, when all you were trying to do was get stoned somewhere nice and quiet.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:35, archived)

I bet

they were just being friendly.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:39, archived)

I dont tink so

They were being PURE EVIL!!

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Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:44, archived)

There is no way

that cows are evil.
Sheep are another matter (sorry Mr Sheep).
sheep, it has to be said, fair give me the wiggins.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:46, archived)

Wooo! thank you

that is a loveley poem, I'm going to memorise that.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:36, archived)

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munkt0n, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:36, archived)

and I'll tell you something else.

Cows don't go running about all day on a jellybaby.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:37, archived)

and I say again ?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:41, archived)

buy

more crisps!

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witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:47, archived)

Hippo-tastic

and an excuse for a repost.
www.b3ta.com/board/3/8/6/0/6/6

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Beardo, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:25, archived)

Oh, and me!

www.b3ta.com/board/2/2/9/0/4/3
Yours is much better though..

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Wifey, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:36, archived)

any Hippo in a storm

i say.

:)

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Beardo, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:51, archived)

One small movement for a man...

One giant "Gnnnn..!"

For mankind!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:15, archived)

Woo for the poo...

gag..

BTW - is that Moby?

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galanthis, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:49, archived)

nope

Just a random bloke in arsestronaut costume.
Thanks for responding BTW..
For a second there I thought the board no longer like toilet humour!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:14, archived)

The most dangerous toy lies within...

(RabidRabbit, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:12, archived)

id?

i suppose that doesn't work quite as well

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isthisyou?, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:13, archived)

But maybe...

Super-EGO?

(RabidRabbit, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:16, archived)

Mr You

Not sure if this is the thing you have on your site as I didn't find it as such but it is stuck to a bus stop opposite Charing Cross. I kinda like it...

clickypoos

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adverse_camber, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:26, archived)

i love the way

he says he has "setisfekteri Englich"...

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:30, archived)

well he would seeing

as he is "educatid".

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adverse_camber, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:32, archived)

That

bit made me giggle. (When I finally worked it out)

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Craymen, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:34, archived)

dat's

great

is my wallpaper

can't really use it though, as it would have to be able to be returned to its owner

www.isthisyou.co.uk

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isthisyou?, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:31, archived)

bugger

should have ripped it down then...

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adverse_camber, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:33, archived)

It would be

far too easy to find the owner though, he's left his phone number on it.

Poor fool. He's asking for trouble really.

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Craymen, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:35, archived)

My sister bought me a t'shirt

With that on it a few years ago. =)

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:17, archived)

Bugger

I just shopped it...

(RabidRabbit, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:17, archived)

only that

the most dangerous part of the psyche (in classically freudian terms) would tend to be the id, repository as it is of all the primitive drives.

the ego and superego are what keep it in check.

so there you have it.

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isthisyou?, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:20, archived)

You just never...

met a real EGO, then ;-)

(RabidRabbit, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:21, archived)

you've gone

right over my head now

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isthisyou?, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:24, archived)

No real reason apart from boredom!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:09, archived)

Good point

Well put.

(gavD, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:10, archived)

I hate

that turd. It does my crust in. And Microsoft does too.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:12, archived)

I don't hate Microsoft

I'm not sure if I'm a proper geek though.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:15, archived)

if it wasn't for Microsoft I'd still being doing data entry

in an Accounts department, so I don't hate them half as much as I should do considering I'm now a IT geek.

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Pootle, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:18, archived)

I dont really hate microsoft

just finding it really hard to resist the tall poppy syndrome!!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:18, archived)

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:07, archived)

v.good

9/10 and a gold star

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Pootle, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:11, archived)

Been there, done that, got the brown trouser stains

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:20, archived)

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munkt0n, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:11, archived)

hahahaha

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Dr Drink, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:15, archived)

oooh

where did you find that Michael Jackson/Bo Slecta pic?

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Craymen, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:16, archived)

channel4 website

it's from a big wallpaper

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munkt0n, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:17, archived)

well he wanted to play too!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:14, archived)

hahaha

no hands was destined to skydive

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munkt0n, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:19, archived)

took me a moment

but, genius.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:29, archived)

Wheeee!

Mountain sheep.

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 11:59, archived)

Woo!

I hope he's not hurt after that!

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Wifey, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:01, archived)

hahahahahaha...

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Kaiser, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:02, archived)

you sir are a class A Mentalist!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:06, archived)

brilliant

you loon!

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bean, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:43, archived)

Anyone want to form a B3ta band?

any muso's out there who fancy making a dick out of themselves in the name of fun?

(sorry for wasting a thread)

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Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 11:53, archived)

Would love to,

but lives in Denmark
8(

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Kaiser, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 11:54, archived)

No commitment in some ppl

Don't believe it your already trying to split us up:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 11:56, archived)

Sorry!

haha..

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Kaiser, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 11:59, archived)

I've been known to pick up a guitar occationally:P

Anyway we'd probably get sued by the Beta Band

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 11:55, archived)

...

damn, beaten to the punchline :)

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naughty_boy, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:22, archived)

I play the bass

guitar

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Reverend Dan, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 11:56, archived)

I play the bass too.

thats a gimmick.

Hows about going for the biggest guitar based band ever?

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Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:01, archived)

I play bass too!

"Headcleaner" was a band with 3 bassists... Just need one more!

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ooh..anus!, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:03, archived)

I'll be bass player number four!

(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:07, archived)

Bass orchestra?

I play bass too - what is it with this board!?
(6 string Ibanez BTB through Hartke HA3500 for those interested)
Band - for those who love da funk...

(gavD, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:07, archived)

dammit

I only have five strings : (

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Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:13, archived)

room for another bassist?

I've only got 4 strings

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six50, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:20, archived)

this could get very spinal tap

what with all the bassists.

i sing and sequence if it's any help

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Beardo, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:28, archived)

spinal tap is fine

Ive already got a cucumber wrapped in tin foil down pants, so we are well on the way.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:45, archived)

Ooh ooh ohh ME ME ME

I'm a bass-player too.

([]DOo []DOo, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:18, archived)

I can play the spoons

and I know how to sequence & program a drum machine

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munkt0n, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 11:56, archived)

I can play the Spork!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 11:59, archived)

is that a spoon fork combination

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Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:26, archived)

I can also

play the spoons - and the bones - and a fifty pee on a pint glass.

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popt_art, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:01, archived)

I used to play

the bagpipes. Any use for me?

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Wifey, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 11:59, archived)

Dunno do you have a big sporran?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:01, archived)

Um. No.

But I know a bloke who has :)

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Wifey, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:04, archived)

was once in a band that someone left behind to become famous. I have little or no talent, can't play or sing and i'm an old fucker, so unless its a david essex tribute band or mud/showaddywaddy, don't pester my agent.

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Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:02, archived)

I'll be

Bez

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:05, archived)

I'll fight you for it!

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Dr Drink, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:16, archived)

Why not have as many

Bez's as can fit on a stage? A bit like So Solid Crew.

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Craymen, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:20, archived)

i reckon you

get called up to be in so solid crew, like jury duty.

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stouffer, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:28, archived)

Do you get to choose

your own name, or is it given to you when you're called up?

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Craymen, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:39, archived)

to be honest,

i haven't fully thought it through.

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stouffer, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:41, archived)

they have a ghetto name generator

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Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:51, archived)

i can play

guitar & uklele

and the fool

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:05, archived)

I already make a fool of myself

ocasionaly dancing up and down oxford street chanting hare krishna, is that enough?

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:07, archived)

Really?

Well next time you go down Carnaby Street,
a. Shush! and
b. Wave at me, my office is over a cafe on Newburgh Street (off Carnaby St).

(Amerella, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:12, archived)

Do you reckon

that there's enough of us in soho to organise a west end bash? I'm too lazy to get back home (herne hill) from Kentish Town.

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:25, archived)

I work in holborn

and live in gipsy hill, which I believe is close to herne hill.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:31, archived)

Indeed it is

think I should use pub scheduler for a soho-esque bash?

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:13, archived)

get it on.

you got a link to the pub scheduler?

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Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:24, archived)

I do indeed

Tis now on there - Friday 25th suggested, already loads for 18th

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:40, archived)

I can play

the willy banjo.

I can also play the guitar, but I live in Manchester, er, sorry, Madchester, and I bet you're all in that London.

(Bob Hopelessness, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:09, archived)

Oh!

and i can harmonise with chainsaws and cinders trapped under doors.

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Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:09, archived)

make it a

hi-nrg europop band called 'Whipsnade'.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:12, archived)

now that I do like

and I also have the tools to produce fantastic euro pop. (Reason)

Team this up with 4 bassists, some bagpipes, and multiple spoon players and we are laffin.

Ladies, hows about some backing vocals and dance routines to make "Whipsnade" the next big chart topper?

edit: multiple "Bez" clones would give us a further edge.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:16, archived)

isn't Whipsnade

the name of a zoo?

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Dr Drink, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:18, archived)

Absolutely

and the way this is shaping up, it would be very appropriate.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:22, archived)

Hmmm...

www.cimms.ou.edu/~doswell/photopg/Interview.JPG

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Kaiser, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 11:53, archived)

nice wallpaper

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isthisyou?, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 11:55, archived)

People think cats hate water....

But when no one is looking...

Click here for bigun

(partee-max, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 11:51, archived)

ooh!

The Anal Apostrophe police must have the day off. Count yourself lucky, young chap/lady.

(Cats shouldn't have an apostrophe in that sentence) :)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:00, archived)

you know i'm saying nothing

although the old me would have been all over that like a rash

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isthisyou?, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:03, archived)

are you a new you then?

Have you found Jesus or something?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:10, archived)

no, but i had a bit of a telling off last week

and felt, for one of the few times in my entire life, genuinely remorseful

hence the attempt to turn over a new leaf, etc

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isthisyou?, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:15, archived)

Thankyou....

.... for the warning, changed accordingly [=)

(partee-max, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:04, archived)

don't let those two put you off

grammatically bitter is what they are

Woo to you

From
Mr Self-Righteous

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Beardo, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:11, archived)

ahaaa...

Sorry. On lunch break.

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:12, archived)

Sorry Guv...

HE made me do it!

(partee-max, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:18, archived)

no he didn't...

...he IS lovely though.

*goes all soppy*

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:20, archived)

it's your jumper

that's making you soppy

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:22, archived)

...

Yes he did....look at those HYPNOTIC eyes 8-|

(partee-max, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:44, archived)

but it says here...

(LazyBastard, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 11:48, archived)

indeed

yes, ok then.

(jason_, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 11:51, archived)

is that the dog from spaced?

now use marsha

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wingphil, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 11:56, archived)

little bloody vandal

(LazyBastard, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 11:47, archived)

heh heh heh

I still laugh at badly drawn cocks
probably means I'm a bit childish or something

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Pootle, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 11:49, archived)

Badly Drawn Cocks...

Hasn't he got a new album out soon?

(SnoopySnoopyDoggDogg, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:00, archived)

That's the fella...

he wears a little rubber beanie hat.

(Bob Hopelessness, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:12, archived)

Hello everyone.

click for full size

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Reverend Dan, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 11:43, archived)

Michael Jackson's lovechild?

I think so!

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Hugo Rune, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 11:43, archived)

reckon you're right

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munkt0n, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 11:48, archived)

looks like

the monkey orville used to hang around with...

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rogan, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 11:51, archived)

god I hate Cuddles

the thing with Keith Harris' arm up him, not the human physical contact thing, which can be nice under certain circumstances, obviously

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Pootle, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 11:54, archived)

You know it's true!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 11:40, archived)

hehe

i like that

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bean, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 11:45, archived)

i think we should all take a moment

to ponder the axis of life:

http://www.eadon.com/phil/philosophy.php

his novel is inspiring too ...

/edit no do, it's quite appallingly funny

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no_funny_name heart of gold, nerves of steel, knob of butter, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 11:40, archived)

before...after

...

(\/\/iLL, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 11:35, archived)

So far Doctor Watson's concealment of a Polar Bear

at 221b Baker Street had gone unnoticed.

(frankus, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 11:33, archived)

what's he saying?

its too small for me to read

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Pootle, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 11:36, archived)

Click on the picture then..

My good man.. it's elementary.

(frankus, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 11:38, archived)

chortle

my, I was foolish for not seeing the linky finger wasn't I.

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Pootle, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 11:42, archived)

What

polar bear?

(Bob Hopelessness, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:14, archived)

What Polar Bear.

(frankus, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 12:28, archived)

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