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[challenge entry] Now with added Cylons


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(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Pfft!
TJ: Anyone know how many levels there are on Storm the house 3? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:19, archived)
#
tj. what the fuck's storm the house 3 and if storm the house 1 was a success why did they have to do it again???
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:25, archived)
# It's a game i've had left on for while, it's doing the levels without me touching it.
And i'm just wondering if it will finish soon.

I haven't played storm the house 1 or 2, i wouldn't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Snakes on the mutha fukkin' Orient Express!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:13, archived)
# heh heh heh
nicely rambo'd
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:20, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:24, archived)
# woof!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Not now, K-9
(woo!)
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:11, archived)
# You seem to be making Dr Who monopoly pieces atm.:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:13, archived)
# We must send him textures for Christmas.
MMMMmmmmm.....textures
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Don't talk to me about textures
I had curry tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Nicely done.
What odds can we get on him turning up on Christmas day?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:14, archived)
# The little scotty monopoly piece would balance on it's front two legs and face.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:15, archived)
# the car would balance on 2 wheels
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:45, archived)
# How utterly awww
I *heart* K9.
Please bring him to life so he can live in my house and follow me around.
Pretty please?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Or just animate him with a cowboy hat on and compo it?
Close enough eh.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Ooh no!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:18, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Haha.
I had a car just like that once.

A 1961 Rambler convertible.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:32, archived)
# masterful
top doggedy doo:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:24, archived)
# this is good dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Did
K-9 really have a calculator stuck to his back?
(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 11:45, archived)
# huspag! Marvellous stuff.
and huspag for Tony Harding the BBC sfx designer who designed the thing in the first place and never gets any proper credit for it!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 13:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Biancaaaaaa. I've just met a girl named Biancaaaaaaa.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:57, archived)
# and she charges five pounds for a wankinggggggg
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:00, archived)
# five paaaaaaaaahhhhhnd?
that's bang aht of ordah!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:02, archived)
# I'd "bang" her in short "order"
I wouldn't really.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Hee
Hee.
(teeth yeah, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Ooh top shop
Your subject made me do a proper desklol
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:17, archived)
# very nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:48, archived)
# hahahaaha
GAWD BLESS THE DIBSTER!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:49, archived)
# *dibnah sadface*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:49, archived)
# haha ace
he were grand were'nt he?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:51, archived)
# he used to make his own nuts and bolts!
amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:53, archived)
# I mean...
...he actually used to make - get this - HIS OWN NUTS AND BOLTS!

Imagine that!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:56, archived)
# You're from Bolton, you're not supposed to like Dibnah.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:55, archived)
# his own nuts and bolts!
well I never
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:56, archived)
# And he beat his first wife.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:57, archived)
# I bet it was with nuts and bolts
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:57, archived)
# hahaha
with his homemade nuts and bolts
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Only cos she tried to stop him blowing up t'babeh in t'steam pram he'd made..
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:00, archived)
# hahah
HIGNFY is on now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:00, archived)
# The t is implied.
Not even Bolton is pronounced with a t in these parts.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:01, archived)
# 'twer good that episode
*puts clogs on*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:06, archived)
# haha
best twin-towers post yet.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:56, archived)
# have you heard?
Fred Dibnah used to make his own nuts and bolts.

Did you know that?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:57, archived)
# i've read it somewhere
long time ago now
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:59, archived)
# also, apparently he made his own nuts and bolts
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:03, archived)
# D'ya like that?
needs more Vin Diesel
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Woof
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Hahahaha........................FACT!!!!!
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:49, archived)
# hahaha
good re-make.......we'd nearly forgot:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:57, archived)
[challenge entry] The Onedin Line



Dire programme if my memory serves me well.
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:27, archived)
# Arf!
In other news, I FUCKING LOVE EASTENDERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:31, archived)
# sometimes it's cheesey just how bad it is
(Peter_G, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:36, archived)
# I should be on Eastenders...
I am a miserable/depressed fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:37, archived)
# hahaha-job's yours
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:48, archived)
# If you're serious you just lost -10 man points.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:43, archived)
# so he's just gained 10 man points?
*tries to count to -10 on fingers*
*breaks fingers*
*dials for ambulance with cock*
*finds new hobby*

COCK DIALLING (and typing)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:46, archived)
# HE KNOWS WHAT I MEANT
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:47, archived)
# see - cock typing is fun
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:49, archived)
# "Please can I use your Dictaphone?"
"No, use your finger like anyone else"

(c) circa. 1960
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:49, archived)
# *www.instantrimshot.com*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:50, archived)
# that really does sound like a gay website...
INSTANT RIM SHOT!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:55, archived)
# well this must sound like a fetish site then
www.sadtrombone.com

or not. maybe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:59, archived)
# I fucking love star stories
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:49, archived)
# wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:20, archived)
# Santa! FUCK YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:22, archived)
# And I actually know where your sig is describing.
*stalks*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:24, archived)
# A well known dogging location?


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:25, archived)
# I think I've scared her. Oops.
Or not.
Good, now she won't be expecting it...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:30, archived)
# hahahaha
the capital
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:30, archived)
# More of this!
Although santa appears to leave a ghost behind.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:23, archived)
# interesting
*fiddles with gamma*
*has old iiyama monitor*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:32, archived)
# I love his expression at the end


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:23, archived)
# fsssssshhhhhowwww, dumff
tj: anyone for a spot of trolling? :D
www.theparanormalworld.net/ghostcam/html/live_cam.html
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:24, archived)
# what is that site?
(Peter_G, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:33, archived)
# paranormal shit for Sky
they start recording at 9:30 apparently, its so very easy to mess with them
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:35, archived)
# haha
who's bumcakes?
(Peter_G, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Megalos, i think
i posted it on links as well, im gonna go whore it on talk now :D
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:45, archived)
# You'll be eaten alive.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:47, archived)
# not in a new thread
im not suicidal :D
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:50, archived)
# haha
they go mad at the first mention of ghost rape
(Peter_G, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:53, archived)
# THat was me
i got banned for 1 hour :(
They didn't like me putting sweet corn in my ass cakes, i asked whats wrong with feeding my donkey sweetcorn cakes...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:54, archived)
# just click on your name
and change it, seems to work for me :D
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:57, archived)
# hmm i'll try that
hold on
edit : no - proper banned lol
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:09, archived)
# use
webwarper
(Peter_G, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:13, archived)
# so good
and you get to see all the other b3tans having fun
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:17, archived)
# what's so good?
(Peter_G, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:25, archived)
# soz, im being a twat
it's so good, its so much fun :D
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)
# who is
tescocarinscurance
(Peter_G, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:28, archived)
# nope
still banned
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)
# *Glee*
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:29, archived)
# i recognise that jump!
(but i can't find my paul mc'arty jumping flid picture)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:30, archived)
# incase anyone is wondering, it says "street" on his snowboard
(Peter_G, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You are mental!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:35, archived)
# haha
go Santa!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:52, archived)
# My first b3ta picture! Hope you all like (also hoping this is in the right section too, I only really stick to QOTW)
Inspired by Paul Copperwaite's book, "Pop Charts", which I bought today:

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(billybobbean is still trying to make it QOTW's best of the week, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:16, archived)
# Wrong site
your looking for graphjam
(Peter_G, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:18, archived)
# Wrong word
you're looking for you're
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Sorry
they're was know excuse
(Peter_G, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:30, archived)
# Just found it...
I'm gutted I bought the book now :-(
(billybobbean is still trying to make it QOTW's best of the week, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:23, archived)
# We can't have another three B around here.
Sorry, we're full.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:18, archived)
# By which I mean: "Hello and welcome to the light side of B3ta."
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:19, archived)
# lots of like:)
*likes*likes*likes*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:19, archived)
# May I interrupt this broadcast
to suggest a quick Isketch? www.isketch.net/isketch.shtml b3ta room open :)
(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Welcome!

It is true though! I aint seen nothing like the might quinn!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Sorry for the late reply
I was busy "coming on without"

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:20, archived)
# The Fuck!
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:08, archived)
# He's still conscious
Go back and try again!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:09, archived)
# How 'bout this?
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:12, archived)
# haha
hit me baby one more time
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:13, archived)
# Needs more beatings.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:12, archived)
# ^This
Plus needs more smug.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:13, archived)
# ^THIS
+ torture
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Wibble :-P
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Wibble indeed
haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:38, archived)
# sinuses are better now
it is now coming out of my nose, eyes and ears
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:40, archived)
# you horny bastard!
snot
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:44, archived)
# if only i was sneezing
but it must be true, i am horny as hell
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:45, archived)
# It's ironic though that the test of the ability is a cough!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:59, archived)
# coughs and sneezes make you cummzes
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:02, archived)
# I sneeze far too much.

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:46, archived)
#
sniz
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:58, archived)
# best of all mucal emissions
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:03, archived)
# I recall the first time I fell for that...
I had my headphones on and I shat my grids.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:03, archived)
# you bastard, sharp likes to say things like that
I would watch that

woo
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:39, archived)
# i'd have his
man babies! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:40, archived)
# which one?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:41, archived)
# mr Carrey!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:18, archived)
#
Did I break the internets?

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Yes
It'll need re-installing now.
We'll invoice you.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Un related Repost
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:27, archived)
# Whato is it?
Seems to be broken.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:43, archived)
# shouldn't have laughed at hd-dvd
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:47, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(stevenevermind, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:28, archived)
# when she looks normal I would do her
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:29, archived)
# As if you'd say no to her as she is in that picture.
You'd cut off all 5 limbs for a piece of that. Then realise you've cut off your cock and cry yourself to sleep unable to kill yourself because you've somehow cut off both of your arms.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:34, archived)
# at the moment, nothing is safe near me, i am in a shagging mood, i always am when i am ill
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Being Depressed because you can't commit suicide is about as depressing as depression can GET!!!
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:35, archived)
# I keep thinking you're female and getting you mixed up with melinbolton.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Nah.......but I see wotya mean from the NAME. :-)
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:38, archived)
# Iconist bastard!
"They all look the same."

Fuck you, just fuck you.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:43, archived)
# So, tell me about your mother...
O_o
(Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:27, archived)
# When she's next clean
apparently in 2046

She'll be ugly then.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:34, archived)
# that is why the doggy position was invented
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:36, archived)
# AND paper bags!!!
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:37, archived)
# waste of paper, use a pillow
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:37, archived)
# She's a double bagger!


(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:40, archived)
# spit roast or tag team?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:41, archived)
# I found a mole on my ass.
(muckluks notsureyet, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:18, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your mole?
(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:21, archived)
# U love assmoles?
(muckluks notsureyet, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:22, archived)
# hahaha
perfect expression
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Does it smell like Grandma's?
(stevenevermind, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:31, archived)
# hahaha.
(muckluks notsureyet, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:36, archived)
# I have to agree with this statement
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:38, archived)
# mollymollymollymollymollymolly
/Austin Powers
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:33, archived)
# I bet you can't do this with your windows
(Peter_G, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:14, archived)
# I take it you are bored?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:14, archived)
# yes
very
(Peter_G, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Is my attempt that bad? :(


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:15, archived)
# huh?
(Peter_G, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:16, archived)
# the post below


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:16, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:22, archived)
# pfft
got more replies than mine yesterday heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:32, archived)
# that santa is ace. I like it.


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Not only can I do that
but I can do that upside down

on fire
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:38, archived)
# pics
or it didn't happen
(Peter_G, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:44, archived)
# I can't make pics, it's upsidefucking down! I can't use that crazy shit!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:46, archived)
# fair `nuff
(Peter_G, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:47, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:47, archived)
# oh well, if you insist, here's a pic
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:49, archived)
# hahaha--excellent
now animate it:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:54, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Omg it's impossible to do this! How did you do it?
:S!
(Deltikon Your mouth is round for a reson >:], Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:48, archived)
# mirrors, and pulleys, would be my guess
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:50, archived)
# teh image editzor lulz
(Peter_G, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:51, archived)
# Naaa
My monitor's bigger.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:11, archived)
# the middle picture makes me want to vomit
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:16, archived)
# Sausage!
(well, banger)
(teeth yeah, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:59, archived)
# That person has no thumb!
And limited finger quantity.
Sad that I remember that opening sequence. Hated the show though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:07, archived)
# but has amazing fisting powers
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Ok.......RIS here. Please explain.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:10, archived)
# The thumb would come in front of the gun's handle
without the thumb in that position it would be very hard if not nearly impossible to pull the trigger.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:12, archived)
[challenge entry] How about?
(teeth yeah, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:28, archived)
# Much better
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:30, archived)
# Yeah
I tried to combine a gun and a hand with no knowledge of anatomy or weaponry. Sorry.
(teeth yeah, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:14, archived)
# what this?
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Grange Hill with guns
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:14, archived)
# SAMO
you coke head slaaaaaaaag
(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:21, archived)
# Have a woo.
Nice simple idea, well executed. I wasn't meaning your picture, my plan for world conquest. You picture is good too though.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:23, archived)
[challenge entry] It would be a massive success, im sure of it!
(sn00py, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:43, archived)
# hahaha, doesn't matter where it is made, it is still shite
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:45, archived)
# this
THIS!! Thank god THIS!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:49, archived)
# fuck yes, he is shit as well
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:51, archived)
# I couldn't stand the office
mind you I don't like much of the uk's 'comedy' tv output in recent years.

It's all a combination of catchphrases, cringing and haha-I'm-glad-I'm-not-as-stupid-as-him self-satisfied smugness.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:56, archived)
# and people becoming sheep
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:57, archived)
# Well the 'Did you watch X on telly last night' effect helps
but there are plenty of shit comedies that never made the grade, so it can't be just that.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:59, archived)
# ZOMG THERE IS GREAT NEW COMEDY ON, HAHAHA NO ONE HAS SEEN IT
IT IS FUCKING GREAT, THEY SAID SO IN PAPER, LOLZ
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:01, archived)
# I IZ GOING TO TELL MY FRIENDS ON AOL MESSENGER ZOMG LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:04, archived)
# SHIT MAN, I HAZ PUT IT ALL OVER MY BLOG LOLZ
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:06, archived)
# pffft
although the IT Crowd is still good
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:26, archived)
# IT crowd is ok
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:27, archived)
# but yes I know what you mean
it's the kind of mentality that makes Russell Brand famous
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:33, archived)
# this reminds me of those adverts for bands that pop up on tv
"OUT NOW [SOME SHITE] THE GREAT NEW MUST HAVE ALBUM FROM [SOME SHITE YOU HAVEN'T PREVIOUSLY HEARD OF]"

and like, it's amazing and everyone has to buy it

I'm filling up with hatred now

yay!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:40, archived)
# You have no sense of humour.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:54, archived)
# no I do, that is why I find it shit
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:54, archived)
# except there's no actual humour in The Office
unless you find stupid characters doing embarrassing things funny - which I reckon rates just below slapstick in the comedy stakes.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:58, archived)
# 'Allo Allo' set in an office block.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:10, archived)
# 'Allo Allo' is a farce comedy
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:16, archived)
# Ah, snobbery.
Fair enough.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:41, archived)
# YES!!!!!!
A guy once told me that the only way to appreciate it is if you actually WORK in an office.....kinda like the only way that the "Blair Witch Project" would scare you is if you watched it in the WOODS.


But yes..... I thought it was total FUCKWANK!!
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:01, archived)
# god bless you and your clarity of vision
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:02, archived)
# Well I'm just glad you said it
if I'd have said it, I would have anticipated lots of "The Office was fucking great!" flaming. But I have very diverse comedy tastes and yet I have never understood the humour of that show.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:09, archived)
# I was waiting for the flaming
I have a very diverse comedy taste too, and I have never found any of his stuff funny and it is the same thing over and over again.
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:14, archived)
# I think the humour is somekind of Emperors New Clothes syndrome
it's cringeworthy comedy based upon "if you don't laugh you don't get it you fail fucka!" attitude and I simply don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:19, archived)
# I get it, its just not funny
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:20, archived)
# That's what I meant
I don't get the humour I get the reference.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:21, archived)
# lets burn all copies of it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:23, archived)
# Whilst that would be very tempting
I would, by principle, have to allow the freedom of others to find this chortleworthy even if I don't.

/damn my principles!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:26, archived)
# I never said what copies :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:28, archived)
# we could burn all the American versions of The Office
that would be a principled act of kindness to the world.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:33, archived)
# why is it, with the story of the emporers new clothes
does it seem that the story just ends at the wrong place

I don't ever recall it ending with the child being executed, which surely would complete the story.

I'm very confused.

I don't understand things :/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:43, archived)
# There's too much pussyfooting political corectness nowadays bud.
in the 1990's only ALEX COX had the balls to say that since "A Clockwork Orange".....EVERYTHING that Kubrick turned out was SHITE.

It was the only time that somebody ever told him straight. Just an older example of what yer trying to say, that's all.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:16, archived)
# Clockwork orange - shit
Hitch hikers guide - shit
2001 - shit
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:18, archived)
# Ummm.....
Orange.......CLASS

Hitch Hiker's Guide..... BORING

2001......Over-rated, over-long utter fucking GARBAGE!!!.....At least we agree on 2.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Orange was just meh, I sat there thinking 'Is that it'
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:22, archived)
# The orange was atually pretty DEEP for it's time......
....It was also AHEAD of it's time. Kubrick always figured up to his dying day that 2001 was his finest moment. I disagree. After he made ORANGE, he kept trying to make deep movies, but all he did was become an annoying
perfectionist who bugged the living hell out of those who worked for him.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:28, archived)
# some thing about jam and trees
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Yes after the great ban I was expecting something really shocking
the most shocking thing I found about it was just how boring it actually was.

Hitchhikers was great as the BBC series but the new film was Meh!

2001 was, and will always be, a classic - even if it's a little too long and low on real action.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:29, archived)
# My film taste, like every thing, is very eclectic
I am having a classic classic film moment, watching films from the 1930s. Long films I can't really do, my attention goes after about an hour 30.
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Not a fan of Lord of the Rings then ;)
I have all three extended edition box sets for each of the films aproximately 12 hours of footage although I can hardly watch one now without falling asleep in the middle.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:36, archived)
# my bladder nearly exploded when I went to see the last one
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:38, archived)
# Yep. That about sums it up.
I watched no more than one minute of that show before turning it off.

Haha. Thanks for the laugh. I've been way to serious.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Mind the seams!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:37, archived)
# CUE MOID REPOSTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:38, archived)
# hahaha
that was my thought also!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:39, archived)
# I can't be bothered digging out my Taggart/Max duet
I say Moider, you say Mudder...
Moider, Mudder, Moider, Mudder

etc
etc
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:40, archived)
# MOID! MOID! we need more MOID!

Sigmund Moid once famously said "Sometimes a Moid is just a Moid!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:41, archived)
# sorry to interrupt but does anyone know
how to hide the start bar equivalent on OSX, i;m deperately trying to get to grips with my new environment! :D
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:45, archived)
# Hide the start bar?!
Are you insane?
I get confused when i accidentally drag it vertical.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:47, archived)
# You have a MAC
No idea I can't afford a Mac - well not so much the computer but all the new software I would need.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:48, archived)
# I can't afford one either,
MTV bought mine for me! woo!
then we had to do this training session with a bunch of retards,
the instuctor was trying to teach us Ilife (Imovie, Iphoto, Garage band etc.) in 3 hours (I am a retard, used to OS 9 though)
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:51, archived)
# you wouldn't happen to know who does??
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:07, archived)
# The only suggestion I can give you about OSX
is to Google for the answer
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:50, archived)
# I am a Freud

I am no longer very Jung!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:52, archived)
# That's jolly good.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:54, archived)
# i bet it was hot sweaty granny sex and moider
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:44, archived)

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