I don't know what they are :(But merry christmas to you, and beta, and everyone on b3ta also :D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 22:00,
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It's a trial!:)
Damn you! Well it was a trial.
(Damn you! Well it was a trial.
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 22:03,
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Oh yeah . . . starring three mounted wise guys !
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 22:07,
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Happy Xmas all B3tards/B3tansand thank you for Riverghost for introducing me to Jeremy Lion, probably the most pant-wettingly funny things I've seen all year.
(,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 22:27,
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That's it . . . let it snow man ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 22:00,
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with his little hooves and horns on!
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 21:40,
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That devilish satan!Pretending to be a mouse!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 21:42,
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Get some education in life then.(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 21:47,
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I've heard - and am a great fan of - the song, silly.I've already quoted it in this thread :P
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ClanSoul,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 21:49,
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Then how is it confusing for you?Dickhead!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 21:51,
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I have thought on that and considered it.However, then I remembered that you have never been funny. So I wagered....
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 22:38,
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Your sig...does it refer to Pete Townshend's introduction to My Generation at Monterey 1967?
(,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 22:30,
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If I get a present wrapped in thatI'll definitely iron it and use it again. It's lovely! Woo!
(
Ptolemy the man with the silent pea,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 21:37,
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That would look good in mylar as well ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 21:40,
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and in mine...edit: since it's fairly quiet can I slip a seasonal pearoast in here? Ta!
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 21:49,
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Of course . . . let it shine ! EDIT:
( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 21:54,
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It hurts so good ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 22:05,
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p.s...it is quite nice :) prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 21:41,
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Woo'Beth' reminds me of a Killer Clown
But then that's just me
(But then that's just me
Flash_Bastard,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 21:49,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: A Star Wars Christmas"){kind=small}
Deleted scene: Qui-Gon Jinn and Amidala battle the evil Darth Humbug.
biovalve skewing the demographic on cold-call surveys,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 21:25,
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Merry mintiness ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 21:30,
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I am pretty sure that this has bindun. But hey....
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 21:15,
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Is b3ta hosting borking for everyone else? Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 21:16,
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It's the effect of these:
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 21:17,
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Redex for me tooEdit: I can see it now and I see K9s with long legs!
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 21:19,
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Is it a standing problem with b3ta host then? Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 21:23,
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I find that it borks quite a lot Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 21:25,
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Aye.*finds cr3 and beats him in the heeeeeeeeed!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 21:31,
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That there is pretty decorative . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 21:23,
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Makin' my reservation . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 21:38,
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Your mum's terrible!Only one episode tonight :(
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 21:30,
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>:(Haev I got news is on now tho :D
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 21:33,
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You aint wrong :DAnd Gavin and Stacey after!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 21:34,
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Loser! ;)I met James Corden at the Coldplay gig at Brixton. He was really nice!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 21:39,
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Aye.He is fucking lovely! He bought me and all my mates boozes :D
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 21:41,
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SImilar...
Great minds / limited number of jokes possible*
*delete as appropriate
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 21:26,
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I did sorta do something similar earlier, butwww.b3ta.com/board/9049433
yours is BIGGAR! and BETTERER!
(yours is BIGGAR! and BETTERER!
Ptolemy the man with the silent pea,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 21:35,
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Ha!I was wondering why I had missed that, but then I remembered leaving the house at exactly 4:07 :D
It wasn't personal though ;)
How do Ptolemy? Looking forward to christmas? What has brought you back recently?
(It wasn't personal though ;)
How do Ptolemy? Looking forward to christmas? What has brought you back recently?
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 21:38,
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What hoho ho ho! Yes indeed, all set and ready to go. Cheers for commenting. Haven't been able to get on board recently due to pressures of wo*k but I'm going to make a new year's resolution to make time for a daily fix at least :)
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 21:48,
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They're everywhere . . . let'em reign ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 21:18,
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It's well lit . . . up ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 21:15,
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Careful.If R2 gets any more camp, then C3PO will try it on with him...
;)
(;)
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 21:16,
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Heat seeker deployed ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 21:12,
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My dad used to saythat to shoot down the Indian airforce, you needed sikh-heating missiles.
His jokes were always crap...
(His jokes were always crap...
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 21:14,
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I'm sure that it cracks them up at launch control ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 21:17,
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Han pulled first!!
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 21:02,
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Yes . . . and Han pulled it off well ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 21:07,
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Why does he need to pull a cracker?He already has a festive hat and fake moustache.
This is bloody lovely, regardless.
(This is bloody lovely, regardless.
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps.,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 21:09,
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He certainly didThe murderous muddy funster.
( Greedo You're lucky you found me first.,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 21:15,
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hehehehe! splendidalso, why are you looking at a picture of my brother's rather reluctant dog?
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 21:29,
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Ha ha ha ha ha!Fucking a!
Woo Prodge!
(Woo Prodge!
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 21:40,
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lovely :)Happy Christmas Prodge, and to all you buggers!
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 22:11,
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yay happy chrimbo Archie :) prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 22:18,
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Lovely.*Bestows enclickagement*
( elephant rider property shark sighted!,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 21:05,
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Looks like somebody has been nogging the egg . . .bottoms up !
( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 21:06,
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That actually looks pretty scrumptious !Chrimb On !
( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 20:50,
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hmmm...*tucks in anyway*
Merry Chrimbo to you too sah!
(Merry Chrimbo to you too sah!
Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 20:51,
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christmas dickcuntit needs more booooze
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 20:53,
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*Awaits Melinbolton's Obama*Good work there.
( elephant rider property shark sighted!,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 21:04,
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Does it look like this ?
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 21:11,
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this is awesomeI imagine a spitoon just out of shot. And some whiskey
(,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 21:13,
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You're darn tootin' . . . hic ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 21:20,
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The saviour is born! At last, Alderaan has a Messiah!
Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 20:41,
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Shining star for you to see . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 20:44,
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Don't worry, Luke. You'll get a hat.Sod the force. Just cheat with the next cracker.
(
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 20:34,
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Better Idea
"Help me Obi-wan Kenobi... I can't find the right tree decorations..."
There ya go . . . now you're talkin' ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 20:55,
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Surely Princess christmas message? Uncle Gilly hides from Plato,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 21:51,
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Merry Christmas and a preposterous New Year, b3tans! b3tans!I TOAP 2009 is delightful for ya.
*soz if bindun - wouldn't be at all surprised...*
(*soz if bindun - wouldn't be at all surprised...*
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 20:28,
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I am wearing a santa suit and have decorated the house, had sparklers and left foodstuff on the lawn for reindeer, am wrapping presents, preparing stockings and about to send burning letters up the chimney. LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 20:29,
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The letter went up the chimney rather better than expected.One of my Iranian friends has been dumped today, of all days, so he is invited tomorrow and, even though all three girls are ill (one really quite badly) I have a happy family.
I have put my back out and am in fucking agony and pissed off too, but it is hard to care when the children are so happy and excited.
Tomorrow is a full working day now and I am call from now until the 5th, but fuck it, it is Christmas!
Have fun all of you, even those who refuse to celebrate. A few days off is a good thing anyway.
May your God give you luck, or, if you prefer, may your life follow a positive course, entirely free from any outside influence, be that fortune, fate, God or even chance.
I hate you all!*
*minor level of emotion may not actually constitute hatred.
(I have put my back out and am in fucking agony and pissed off too, but it is hard to care when the children are so happy and excited.
Tomorrow is a full working day now and I am call from now until the 5th, but fuck it, it is Christmas!
Have fun all of you, even those who refuse to celebrate. A few days off is a good thing anyway.
May your God give you luck, or, if you prefer, may your life follow a positive course, entirely free from any outside influence, be that fortune, fate, God or even chance.
I hate you all!*
*minor level of emotion may not actually constitute hatred.
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 20:30,
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Bless you and yours . . . feel the spirit . . . and have a Meowy Catmas !
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 20:39,
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Burning gas bills, more like.*EDIT* OK, so you didn't much care for the picture! Fuckin' hell!
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 20:30,
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Not at all,I just have no idea what it refers to.
Not an inkling.
(Not an inkling.
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 23:07,
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East of eden . . .and a full 009 to ya too !
( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 20:41,
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see they are the profits of the end off the world Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 20:25,
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I hope you have patented that for at least next year . . .sell'em by the jillions !
( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 20:18,
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Lets start a business! :D
op op op op op I stink therfore I spam,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 20:23,
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On a stick . . . always good for biznezz ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 20:26,
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does it fire death ray tinsel?it is lovely
( Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 20:21,
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splendid god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 20:51,
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Ferpectshort, sweet, and funny as hell.
(
wynoh kills threads by his mere presence,
Sun 28 Dec 2008, 8:35,
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cool!dont let dr d see it tho...
( op op op op op I stink therfore I spam,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 20:13,
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Mind those reins don't get slack... Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 20:16,
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Muuuuuuuuuuush ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 20:16,
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Vaders Xmas business (on the side)
Merry Xmas all you lovely genius people!
op op op op op I stink therfore I spam,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 20:06,
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have you always disliked star warsor is it just the compo you hate?
( op op op op op I stink therfore I spam,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 20:15,
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Don't let a turkey ruin your Christmas...Carbonite freezing prevents the spread of bacteria.
*clicks*
(*clicks*
Butters and his titanium codsocket,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 20:09,
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It's gonna be a blue . . . blue meat Chritmix . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 20:11,
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Ha ha ha!Needs more Moid!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 20:00,
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hahaha and yet spang....
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 20:01,
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No he's some extra in the film The Punisher maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 20:05,
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A felt pelt . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 20:03,
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The Imperial Forces thought that they were onto a real winnerwith the Imperial Class Christmas Star Destroy!! \o/
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 19:41,
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tres festive :) kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 19:43,
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nishedamn typical a better one comes along just after i post hehe
( sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 19:44,
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Part of the BIG BANG theory . . .KaaaaaBoooooooMas !
( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 24 Dec 2008, 19:55,
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