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# hello sweety
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 0:25, archived)
# BOUNCY YOU SHIT BOUNCE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 0:27, archived)
# HAHAH SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Hehe
Woo! Sexy!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 0:34, archived)
# "Momma! Momma! Do you love me now, Momma?"
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 30 Dec 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Lemsip, meet screen.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Is it just me, or is it bouncing at variable frequencies?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 30 Dec 2008, 0:38, archived)
# No, me aswell
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 0:40, archived)
# I am aswell
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 0:42, archived)
# I'M ASWELL
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 0:43, archived)
# ASWELL I AM!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 0:46, archived)
# I SWELL. MAA!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 0:59, archived)
# I AM A SWELL!
not a wave, mind
(iamjthearmeroar, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:09, archived)
# 'rubs nipples against monitor'
erm, ok, right ;D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 0:36, archived)
# yay im as drunk as a bunch of drunk
drunks and i managed to thing my thing i love thise 3 eyed abbot and umm now i am plugging something i know nothing about
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Stop man
you're turning us all on D:
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 30 Dec 2008, 0:39, archived)
# I know thats not true
I think you need to watch the 3 eyed rabbit and repeat after me....


I FUKIN LOVEZ YOU B3TA AAARRGGnghzzle
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 0:40, archived)
# I FUKIN LOVEZ YOU B3TA
AAARRGGnghzzle
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 30 Dec 2008, 0:41, archived)
# *gurgles*
*dribble*
see toldya
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 0:43, archived)
# D:
Whats happened to my pee-pee?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 30 Dec 2008, 0:47, archived)
# *nurng*
kk i gotta sleep cya tmrw
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Sweety gets a face twist . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 0:39, archived)
# eeks!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Beeeeeeeeky . . . Beeeeeeeeeeky !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 0:47, archived)
# hahahaha
we apologise to any drinkers...
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:24, archived)
# that pet shop
has some explaining to do
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 0:43, archived)
# I knooooooow . . . I don't see how they can charge so much !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 0:47, archived)
# cherobyl bunny:(
"but it's not a real bunny mel":)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 0:42, archived)
# That's right . . . you are real mel . . .
p e r h a p s
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 0:49, archived)
# Just spent ages doing a lovely shop of an alternative cute creature
AND GIMP CRASHED AS I WAS ADDING THE EYELASHES.

THANKS GIMP, I LOVE YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 0:55, archived)
# I for one . . . feel for ya . . . if that's any consolation !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:01, archived)
# It had a crown and everything :(
Maybe this is the punishment I get for still having GIMP 2.4 on this PC. Or for using GIMP on a PC.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Naaaaaaaa . . . it's just one of those things . . .
stiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick to it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:18, archived)
[challenge entry] pannis ?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 0:21, archived)
# INVOLUNTARY PENIS
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Subtle . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 0:46, archived)
# I started with the intention of making the cutest thing ever.

Click for original
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Then you fucked it in the arse and jizzed all over its face like the sicko you are?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Now that looks absolutely DELICIOUS!!!
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:52, archived)
# it looks decidedly AMPHIBIOUS
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:55, archived)
# You broke the bunny
Why would you do that?
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:52, archived)
# :3
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:57, archived)
# where
is the other eye?...cos it's 99.9 per cent cute. if you put it in i'll give it 100:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Its other eye is behind its fur...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:59, archived)
# needz moar kitteniness
And tits.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 30 Dec 2008, 0:02, archived)
# A baby rabbit is called a "Kit".
That counts.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 0:04, archived)
# I see
But still no tits.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 30 Dec 2008, 0:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Thanks, Grandma!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:42, archived)
# is this some thing to do with wank socks?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:47, archived)
# not at all
It's joke abour nerf herders, actually:
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=UYNgocAIzlE
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:49, archived)
# hahaha
sock it to 'em
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Haha.
Size MEDIUM!

This shouldn't be making me laugh like this. Just shows my level of humor.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Is Dat Some VHS Nerd Stuff?
I'm a dork too so don't take offense even though calling myself a dork and equating it to you is even a further offense.





(darnit, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 6:24, archived)
[challenge entry] these are not teh santas we are looking for
:D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Oh George, where did it all go so very wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Episode1.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:41, archived)
# he'd done the digital murder of the originals before that though.
around the same time spielberg thought it would be the right thing to do to replace the fbi's guns with walkie talkies.

shits the lot of them.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:42, archived)
# How bad was Indy IV?
Very.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:43, archived)
# I am yet to find out
and I really do hope it remains that way.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Just, don't.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:46, archived)
# I watched th first 20 mins of a pirate copy online...
...Watching a sixtysomething Indy trying to run around a warehouse shooting his revolver & looking like.......a sixtysomething Harrison ford shooting his revolver was enough for me.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Ah, yes.
WE WILL NEVER FORGET

I remember seeing the trailer for that and thinking it would be the greatest film, ever.

Oh no.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:43, archived)
# He was killed by his horse.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:26, archived)
# JAYSUS LOVES ME THIS I KNOW
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:27, archived)
# How?
DID HE BUY YOU BUTTER?!..?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:28, archived)
# FOR THUH BAIBUL TELLS ME SO
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:30, archived)
# HELLO MOSES, KEEPING WELL?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:31, archived)
# umm did he die?
I have not been informed
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:29, archived)
# I think I fell into dekion's dastardly plan...
I googled.. seemingly he hasn't
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:30, archived)
# He was thrown by his horse, Shiva, into a nearby peach tree.
His spine shattered 'pon impact.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:31, archived)
# I went as far as to check a obituary source
texted my m8 dwn d pub. mr plexus has fooled me b4 tho he is soo right about you tube
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:32, archived)
# what about youtube?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:33, archived)
# you tube is a rotten sham
THOSE MONEY GRABBING CUNTS WILL BE THE FIRST AGAINST THE WALL WHEN THE REVOLUTION COMES!!!

edit rather that the boycott was justified hense i might higlight that 1 of the you tube entries form the neswletter leads to a broken link due to their over active claming down on anything that apertains to money being paid in royalty to third parties or, fines for swearing, or basically they are trying to save money and kill critics, a simple cross link and they will ban my account for being anti you tube... moreover they will ban everyone's by association. i think that sums up nazi mentality
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Oh, that.
:P

Ed: Yeah, it's getting bad.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:39, archived)
# IM SURE THEY WILL NEVER QUASH MY freedom to swEAR
***CENSORED*****
THE FOLLOWING COMMENTS ARE NOT THE VEWS OF THE PEOPLE OF THE UNITED STATES OF THE WORLD.
THANK YOU, HAVE A NICE DAY
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 0:12, archived)
# I don't think he can actually die
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Damn you!
Thats 2 death checks in the last 2 days! Yesterday, my mate said bruce forsyth was dead, which led me to frantically check the beeb site for news/ confirmation.

I hear about nearly all of the celebrity deaths on here first. Strange...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:29, archived)
# because it's always so damn funny when celebrities die
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Not if its Burt
Smokey & the bandit was a legendary film!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Apparently Marlon Brando will be at the funeral.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:32, archived)
# what worries me more
is that you possibly know before anyone else
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 0:47, archived)
# My ex house mae and I went through a period of learning news stories through sickipedia
good times.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Hello chaps
I done made another immidge. Sorry for the lack of hummus and abundance of sexing.



Biggerer

athankyou
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:20, archived)
# great
but hide it from jamnog before he turns them into squirrels for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:25, archived)
# wow taters thats sexy
and I like it even if its not funny. granted i like the funny stuff better. and I should be posting less because Im on holliday

thats gets a WOO and a YAY from me

edit : hmm "you cant not desecrate high art by ski'ing on it" slart e bart fast
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:25, archived)
# nice style
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Those are super good!
And not just because it's a sexy lady wearing PVC.

That certainly helps though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:29, archived)
# you ever worn pvc?
it certainly does not help you be super cool.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:31, archived)
# you are an idiot sir..
you read good as cool.. or have you been foiled by a ninja..

doubt spiral here I come.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:33, archived)
# the letters aren't arranged in your favour today
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:34, archived)
# no, no they are not.
they dance and skip about before my eyes taunting me with their whips and ghoulish songs.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Doubt spiral begone! No editing occurred.
unless a mischievous prankster did it quickly while I was blinking.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Certainly does.
While 'researching' the style, i did plenty of right clicking. But also plenty of "WTF-ing".
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:32, archived)
# if I could be arsed
I'd eny your artistic ability.. as it stands I can merely despise you for possessing it.. I'm sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Took me fucking ages though.
Looks simple and not very detailed, but the poses, the shapes, the expressions have been tweaked til my tweaking fingers bled. I worked on it on boxing day fuggodsake!

I just wish i had an inch of Shane Glines' talent. Google him - he is god.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:34, archived)
# THEIR FOREARMS ARE BIGGER THAN THEIR WAISTS
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:36, archived)
# this is how it should be.
I like my women with steroided arms.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Yes, I am in the liking of the him :)
sometimes I like putting effort into things.. I can do the colouring bit quite well.. *digitally any rate.. aint tried with real things...* it's the liney bits I struggle with :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:41, archived)
# nicely
top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Oooh, nice.
"Do you have any sketches from your time in Gotham City?" he asks casually
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:44, archived)
# brillyumpt!
very nice style indeed
(Pob mk2, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:48, archived)
# I would pay for this kinda thing t be on my wall
Obviously for the artsiness and not the sexiness *rolls eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 30 Dec 2008, 0:05, archived)
# That is seriously cool
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Tue 30 Dec 2008, 0:20, archived)
# A friend of mine kept going on about how great a birthday present a Thunderbirds poster would make
so I took the hint and vectored this, as I couldn't find any posters for sale or even any sample images anywhere near poster size. But I think it worked out pretty well :D


Click image for make-your-own-poster size huge (6 MB) or here for "normal" big.
(Cruising Capacity, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:17, archived)
# That's good that
Reminds me of the Team Fortress 2 art style.
Not sure about them clouds though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Yeah, they didn't turn out perfect
I would much rather have used an actual photograph of the sky, but I just couldn't find anything that was both free and big enough, so I had to improvise...
(Cruising Capacity, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:27, archived)
# how far away is your friends bday?
if there's a clear day I could snap one for you.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:32, archived)
# That is quite a kind offer
but his birthday was 4 days ago, haha. Thanks though!
(Cruising Capacity, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:37, archived)
# no problem
:)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:46, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:21, archived)
# well i would put you on my 20 quid or more list if you propositioned me with this
after such a ludicrous statement... provided i already knew you
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:22, archived)
# but thunderbirds with fur and tits is just wrong!
 
(Pob mk2, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:47, archived)
# That
is quality.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:45, archived)
# yep
superb
(Pob mk2, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Yo Dawg!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:51, archived)
# ahghahahahaahhaha
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Really?
I thought it was rather weak.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:54, archived)
# well it made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:56, archived)
# I have seen worse
speaking of which I was just at the pub watching the prize draw for the Christmas raffle. however the pub quiz was excellent also I would like to say the Cabernet was brilliant. sp
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:03, archived)
# pffffffffffttt Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Perhaps I should have gone with a different angle?


I was going to animate it, but felt that I was too idle.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:56, archived)
# It's not rotating..
why isn't it rotating?
(Sabbie was bored until, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Because then the dog would have to travel along the string
and then the man would have to move his arm and then the chap hugging his knees would have to nod sagely and then the leg would have to move and then the dog would have to blink or pant and the shadows, oh God, the shadows and I would have to go and find the source image for Ian again, because I cut the chunk out of his arm for the PA too many edits ago, so I cannot undo back to it and that is no big thing, but the baby is unwell and I have a bowl of coa-coa pops and they are not going to eat themselves, not even with all that chocolatey milk they like to bang n about.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Fair enough.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:08, archived)
# nah its simple
just dissapoint them in the same way i would
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:13, archived)
# I would have included the ears
but then, I have the PSD open.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:14, archived)
# And now it is gone.
Goodnight.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:15, archived)
# now i feel kinda like i dquashed some thing that would have been great
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:30, archived)
# you miss my super important point
its easier to miss the ears and im drunk so if i spend 4 hours making the tail loop around in a specific way. Its because I'm technically eccentric not nut bag, spin a fucking toupee insane no, I'm eccentric! making squirrels with tits is within the boundaries
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:20, archived)
# This works for me
(Sabbie was bored until, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 12:47, archived)
# dont fuck with genius
he might stab you or something.
personally I thought it was the wrong angle, try rotating it darling perhaps in an animation... pre pairs to unleash drunk made squirrel death on the unsuspecting crowd. fucking seatbelt!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Animate it :!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:58, archived)
# ^ This.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Oh fucking hell, alright then.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:21, archived)
# I really cannot see whats been animated
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Man squirts dog and milk from bottom
Paisley unimpressed.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:04, archived)
# On the contrary,
he is giving it a resounding thumbs up.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:07, archived)
# So he is
I thought he was holding onto the pole, maybe contemplating some erotic dancing
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Erm..what?



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:05, archived)
# It is entertainment on the Titanic.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Boxing Day: The Return of the Helmet
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Nice arse - *would!*
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:45, archived)
# steady lad
you don't know whose arse this is
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:46, archived)
# That is why they were put on the back, so you don't have to look at who it belongs to
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:48, archived)
# why you....
nah, I was just funnn' ya

It was yer Mum:
www.flickr.com/photos/coquettishness/2159925739/
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Classic comment on there.
Pre-emptive even.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:53, archived)
# The rest of her look fine
But she has the look of a lezzer about her
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:54, archived)
# She only bungs it on for the cameras.
She's a good sport.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:46, archived)
# much like rucksacks, bumbags and unfortunately parked cars
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:50, archived)
# nice one
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:48, archived)
# a or b?
A)


B)


(Clickable)
(Sabbie was bored until, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Womb with a View?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:34, archived)
# What were you going for?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Evil spermazoid
Thinking of making this one into a cartoon, it's somewhat concept art.
(Sabbie was bored until, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Then B :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:36, archived)
# racist
;)
(Pob mk2, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 0:05, archived)
# I like B.
Both are very good, however :)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:34, archived)
# i think i prefer a
is that a scrotum i see before me
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:35, archived)
# woah
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:35, archived)
# cor thats ace that is :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:35, archived)
# I prefer the sperm itself in A, but the scrotum is nicer in B.
There's a sentence I never thought I'd utter.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Especially if point "A" refers to your bottom,
and point "B" refers to your mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Goodness no, that's practically my middle name.
Just not with A and B.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:39, archived)
# the scrotum is much better in A
looks much more like a translucent sac than B, also darker, much as i would imagine it to be.

edit/ what's with all this B, i'm the oldest person here at present and am therefore wiser so the answer is A, that's the end of it.

edit/ edit no one noticed that mistake right.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:39, archived)
# It does look more accurate.
But it being dark makes everything a bit dirty and difficult to make out.

I don't think I've ever considered an image so carefully.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:41, archived)
# So how 'bout c?
(Sabbie was bored until, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:49, archived)
# don't you think you're causing enough problems as it it is
add mottled background and you're there.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:51, archived)
# I love problems
Never enough of them!
(Sabbie was bored until, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Yeah, that one's the winner.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:51, archived)
# this one has more bite
ouch:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:55, archived)
# I say make the background mottled, but VERY SLIGHTLY.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:20, archived)
# B


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:37, archived)
# B
clean
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:42, archived)
# a
more shadows and hence mystery, even for a sinister sperm
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:44, archived)
# ^This but for a cartoon it'd be better simpler like in B.
Maybe make B a little bit darker?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:46, archived)
# or A a little lighter
the mottled background is good
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:49, archived)
# 'Nother vote for B
'A' looks like the grungey emo version.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Shirley bindun
(yfky should be trying to get a job, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:24, archived)
# If he hits the target
he bites and doesn't let go
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:27, archived)
#
Unfortunately the only bit he can reach is the targets ankle
(yfky should be trying to get a job, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Gay bomb?
I think the US did look into that.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:28, archived)
# haha its a cruise missile
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:30, archived)
# Really?!?!?!
Well fuck me!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:33, archived)
# You're easy
I'd have thought he'd have to buy you a drink first at least.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:35, archived)
# SSSHH!
It's me who owes him a pint!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Oh, like that, eh?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Oh yeah! you do dont you! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:38, archived)
# hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Does it infect the target with SCIENTOLOGY?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:32, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Luffly

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Is this Hamas' secret weapon
Brought to bear to thwart the dastardly Jewish state?

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Vice versa is more likely methinks!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Haha
surely the concept of Tom saving anyone with his religious beliefs is so alien as to leave Hamas and the IDF firing it back and fourth yelling, "NO YOU FUCKING HAVE IT, WE DON'T WANT IT"

Now if only they could agree on more common sense :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:40, archived)
# It would be the one thing that unites them
The wish to destroy it.
(yfky should be trying to get a job, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Ha.
That reminds me of the solution some stoned philosopher offered; marmite! They don't have it there apparently, and it has stuff in it which makes you less aggressive. Problem solved.

Until the wars between the lovers and the haters start.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:43, archived)
# pfft
there's more to this than meets the eye:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Is it some kind of
robot in disguise?
(yfky should be trying to get a job, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:43, archived)
# heh heh
tom(ohawk)cruise -tickled me:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:48, archived)
[challenge entry] look what i got off santa.......
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:12, archived)
# ill put my chav dance here
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:15, archived)
# nicely-happy new year innit:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:22, archived)
# hahahahaha!
i know it's really of no real bearing but is it mel lady mel, or mel chap mel? it only matters if i decide to say 'nice one sir', 'ning chap' or similar.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:30, archived)
# i have nuts :)
two:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:36, archived)
# you're a chap or perhaps even a squirrel
either way i shall address you as sir or in a similar masculine manner.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:47, archived)
# honourable head nod to y'
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:53, archived)
# lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Aceness!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Very good.
Not worth its own thread:

(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:20, archived)
# I'm a mean motherfucker now, but I once was cool.
Gemaakt door Paul Brederveld
(Pelle ghola, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:05, archived)
# that is one hip blago
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:06, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:08, archived)
[challenge entry] sod it, it can have a thread
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:49, archived)
# but i already clicked it down there!
bah
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:50, archived)
# sorry mate
i have a habit of dumping stuff in threads, not overly happy with it
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Maybe shes born with it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:51, archived)
# BABYLISS YOU CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Wouldn't that hurt
the 'lady region parts'?
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:59, archived)
# i wasn't going to mention that
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Tis good
and worth a thread.

I've not entered this copmpo yet...lack of hummous!! I know! Starw ars an'all!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:52, archived)
# i'm the same
i also lack all but the basic knowledge of the wars, pick an image and try and dredge something out. if all else fails just add a tree, hat and a cracker
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:54, archived)
# hahahaha
indeed
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:56, archived)
# But I know star wars like the back of my hand!
Must be the christmas "meh"
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:57, archived)
# 10 min challenge
pick an image from here, add any of the aforementioned and bingo

www.holored.com/media/images/ep_345.htm
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Still nothing!!
Fuck! I think I've run out of hummus!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:06, archived)
# instant christmas

just add 3 kings
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:09, archived)
# I'm all "Meh" for xmas this year!!
/humbug blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:14, archived)
# i'm getting over it
even the thought of new year doesn't appear to be bothering me now, nearly found myself in wales in a house full of drinkers and dope/coke heads, but
regrettably couldn't go, just as well as i can't abide the company of the above mentioned.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:18, archived)
# New year's eve is going to be crap...
Going to bro in laws...he's bigged it up too much!!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:19, archived)
# i shall be in bed with ear plugs in by 11 i should imagine
no doubt we'll be getting guy fawkes night all over again though.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:22, archived)
# :D
How to decide whether or not your image is worth a new thread:
Step 1 - Post it
Step 2 - Who gives a shit if it was worth a new thread or not
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Hah
Not many people notice this, except Star Wars nerds, but the robot bounty hunter, IG88, you see on the bridge of the Devastator being briefed by Vader, is seen in this chamber as Chewie collects the pieces of C3P0; deactivated (ionized by Fett)

starwars.com/databank/droid/ig88/index.html
Being the money whore the Star Wars franchise is these days, they can have the leeching

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:09, archived)
# are you the type of person who likes ANYTHING if it makes a star wars reference?
I've got a friend like that. Even really, really overdone ones like I AM YOUR FATHER, he just loves it.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:11, archived)
# No
I love the original films, but find the 'expanded universe' simply stupid, any lingering prolonged interest is ebbing and diminishing given how I have seen Lucas handle it all, it's simply grown rather sad to be honest

That said, give me Hoth or Bespin unspoilt by thirty novels detailing tales of how it's heating once shut down, or the anti-gravity on Cloud City was sabotaged by some obscure character glimpsed at in the Muppet Christmas Special, and I will always love the original films
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:23, archived)
# i promised the /board earlier that i'd watch all the films in the coming year
in no particular order mind you, and i don't promise i'll remember any of the characters names, i'm still confused by laurel and hardy and i know one of them's the fat one.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:27, archived)
# For the influence the original films have had on cinema it's a crime not to really have watched them
it's just a shame where it's all gone since
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:32, archived)
# it's about time i did then
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:34, archived)
# that would explain the bits of c3po that i had to shop out then
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Hahaha!
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 20:04, archived)
[challenge entry] I only blummin got it for Christmas!

Not so fully operational now!!!
M$ hurry up and fix mine!
(EggyBred, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:37, archived)
# hahahahaha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:38, archived)
# AHAHAHAHA!
Yes :D
*clicks hard*

Mine overheated and the contacts on the graphics card deformed... as far as I can tell :(
I wants a new one.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Hehe
awaits Halo postings

*edit:: Ok Nite nite B3tans I have work in the morning so I'm off - take care and hugs to all who want them.

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:39, archived)
# nite, nite fair maiden
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:46, archived)
# au revoir
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:48, archived)
# there is an
endemic (sp?) fault my bro had the same prob he phoned microsoft and they had it replaced within 3 days and gave him a years live membership as a sorry! give them a bell!

Edit:and sound really angry!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:39, archived)
# ^This^
Ask Shalroth, they did a brilliant service actually, much better than we've had with recent troubles with Apple I hate to admit, the Xbox was fixed, cleaned and delivered back by courier within 3 days, where-as we're still waiting of them to even confirm they acknowledge it's not his fault after 2 years of dealings with Apple and a fucked machine they sold him.

Twats.

Say what you like about Microsoft, but they do seem to recall what 'service' and 'guarantee' used to mean.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:48, archived)
# ^This Too^
Emphasis on the word recall....
(I helped save b3ta! Wembley, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Hahahahhahha
/mine still hasnt broken blog
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Hahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:43, archived)
# I had the fatal one red-light a couple of weeks before christmas
my brother had the three red lights just a couple of days later
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:44, archived)
# i don't own an xbox
i have a second-hand 1st generation ps1 that i don't play
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:48, archived)
# cheers for the heads up
i'd no idea what it was
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:50, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:56, archived)
# So x-boxes break easily then?
Is the impreession I get.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:50, archived)
# 5 broken ones in this thread
not necessarily a representitive sample though
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:51, archived)
#
Yup the graphics chip on mine melted shortly after the warranty expired so I had to fork out for a new one.

Must be some kind of dastardly scheme to make more money, for fuck sake I have a megadrive in the loft that still works from 1993!
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Microsoft..making money???????
I don't know what you mean!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:54, archived)
# FUCKING BUSINESSES
TRYING TO MAKE A PROFIT, THE CUNTS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Aparently the new ones break...
...less frequently now - but still toooo frequently! You should get 3 years warranty for above 3 segment of joy light display.
(EggyBred, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:58, archived)
# I always thought the X Box
Was very appropriately named :)
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Bindun, but woo to your version :)
Know the feeling well ... mine died recently, luckily just before the warranty expired. Got a new one in return, which only fires up when it feels like it. Poxy thing...

(I helped save b3ta! badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 17:59, archived)
# topical
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Hahahahah!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Lol
Yooves
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:06, archived)
# BLEP!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Standard.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:11, archived)
# excellent shop!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
*Glee*
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:14, archived)
# here in Co dublin the chavs walk around
with their two hands shoved down the front of their pants slightly pushing their trackie bottoms forward,do they do that in britain too?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Yep, although most of the time I think it's just the one.
Has anyone come up with a logical explaination for this?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Keep hands warm.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:18, archived)
# And balls cold.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:21, archived)
# I think although I might be wrong
it's a gangster reference to 'here's my weapon' which is usually followed up with the two finger gun thing like this kid is doing in the picture above.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Gangster image is ruined by having his hoodie tucked in.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Yep but you can't tell them they look like pricks
they tend to get very aggressive.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:28, archived)
# They'll blep you!
BLEP! BLEP! BLEEEEEEEEP!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Then tings wud be gash, ya get me?
I aint being funny or nuffink, but ill pull for da shank.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:38, archived)
# yeah it is a gangsta thing like the homies in america
but i see the irish chavs walking around with both hands shoved down,also the always have the trackie bottoms ankle zippe down all the way with horrible black runners,yuck
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)
# I've met that kid through work
he and his mates keep meat cleavers and knives down the front of their pants. They really are that stupid,and genuinely haven't worked out they might hurt themselves...
(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)
# But how can they hurt themselves
surely there is nothing down there?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:34, archived)
# they were on bbc news waving their cleavers around
i think they were going to hurl abuse at david cameron,silly sods www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqyU2z-FJr8
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Sounds like a perfect setup
for an honourary Darwin award.
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Absolutely
fucking idiots! I love my job.
(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:41, archived)
# shouldnt you be on links???
:D
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Sorry I forgot my passport!
I'm freaked out as I'm at my sisters and she has gone to hospital in labour so need people!
(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:51, archived)
# ok, easy easy....
It'll all be fine!
*panics*
*runs round room screaming for clean towels and hot water*
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Fucking hell, that's truly inspired

Woo Yay hoopla matey
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:15, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Nicely done....
.... but me not get....
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)
# sorry
www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/s/1001/1001232_cameron_gun_teenager_behind_bars.html
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Aaaaahhhhh I see
original comment stands... Woo!
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)
# This is inspired and gets a click from Manley
although I am going to spam some more Paisley to spoil it.


(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)
# eeeef
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)
# That is fear.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:31, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)
# I am giggling like a little kid
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:32, archived)
# feeling like a true survivor?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:36, archived)
# well...
i'm still standing
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:43, archived)
# awe
some
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Very good
Mind if I leave this here? *deposits*

(I helped save b3ta! bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 19:08, archived)
# OH HAI THERE INTERNETS!


TODAY I WAS ON A CHOO CHOO TRAIN IT WAS FUN

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TODAY?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Your mum.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:56, archived)
# So you like fucking dead people then
You are fucked up seriously
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:57, archived)
# You shoulda just said "My mum's dead", I had so many replies to choose from.
:[

I was either gonna say "I know." or "That explains a lot". I was leaning more toward the latter.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:00, archived)
# you could have just said
oh that explains why she was so cold to me!

by the way you're sick!


(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:07, archived)
# That was one of the other ones,
I put it down as being too obvious.
Then again I suppose "I know." is, too.

Oh, and "I know."
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:09, archived)
# hhaaahaha!
at least you didn't mention stab wound fucking..

oops!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:21, archived)
# LOLOLOL WHY IS YOUR TRAIN A PENIS?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:06, archived)
# EYEPENIS.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:06, archived)
# One-eyed snake
LOLPENIS
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:07, archived)
# ITS NOT A PENIS >:(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:07, archived)
# YES LOOK IT IS A PENIS
CHOO CHOO
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Hahahah SNARN
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Hahahah snarncock
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:12, archived)
# i've been destroying my bathroom
it was not fun
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Ooooh fun :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:07, archived)
# nope
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:08, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:14, archived)
# i did make soup!
nyom nyom!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:08, archived)
# I just had roasted chicken spuds parsnip carrots and gravy
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:10, archived)
# nyom nyom nyom!
no greens???!!!
i always have yorkshire puds with roastnyoms! no matter what!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:24, archived)
# yorkshire pudding shouldn't be green
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
# not greens for puddins/vice versa
but where was the green nyoms?
poddington?
broccoli land?
other green veg related made up place?
i simply must know!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:31, archived)
# I only had a fiver and it was either greens or apple pie and wine gums
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:34, archived)
# 5er nyoms ftw!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:41, archived)
# SOUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I is makin' soups right at this very moment.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)
# I will make soups tomorrow
there is half a chicken meat and carcus in the fridge waiting :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:35, archived)
# I tried to get from Loughborough to Tring by train today
It should have been 3 trains in 2 hours, but 4 of my possible connections got cancelled and I ended up going 2 thirds of the way by taxi, and arriving 3 hours late. :(
(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:32, archived)
# OH NOES :(
That sucks
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:35, archived)
# I was not happy.
The only way I couls get them to pay for a taxi was by crying and making a scene. Worked though!
(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:42, archived)
# no idea really
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Who let nan out?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:40, archived)
# woo woof woof woof!
nah, doesn't work....
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:41, archived)
# ON YOUR RUG!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nicely nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I don't even think there's enough woos and yays out there for this.

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Oh, here's one!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Good :)
...now let the woo flow through you!
(I helped save b3ta! Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Woosome
Although I somehow mis-read it as "penetration is everything"
:/
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:44, archived)

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