Arf!
Is it an in-joke, though? Considering the real buses are quite well-known offline.
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The bus slogan generator has 'b3ta' in the URL
so I figure it's a bit injokey
but woo nonetheless
/should have written this on the side of a bus but is tired blog
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 1:52,
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but woo nonetheless
/should have written this on the side of a bus but is tired blog
It's a combination of fortune
Being high and playing Wii, then clicking onto b3ta and seeing this :)
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 1:49,
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So that when you're monged you know which end to put in your mouth.
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 1:47,
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because when it's all burned down it's pretty harsh, so if it's too fat you'll cough up a lung.
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 1:50,
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It's the chillum theory . . . concentration vortex and such . . .
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 1:50,
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not where I come from.
some favour the carrot style, but I've mostly seen that from eurotrash and arabs.
WE JUST LIKE 'EM LONG AND THICK
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 1:55,
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WE JUST LIKE 'EM LONG AND THICK
lots of different type of joint
but I'd guess that the thinking behind the cone is that the bit you throw away wants to contain as little of your precious hash/green/resin as possible.
Smoke the fat bit, give the thin end to that kid who's always hanging around but never has a stash.
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 1:56,
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Smoke the fat bit, give the thin end to that kid who's always hanging around but never has a stash.
I do sleep between awakeness' . . .
I like the way you present your stuff . . . yeah !
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 1:58,
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LIKE YOUR MUM'S FANNY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(:
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 1:57,
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(:
Yeah
but it mostly involves incredibly erratic hours. I had a completely retarded moment then where I forgot that most of the world exists
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 1:35,
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sweet
I wish my hours were more erratic, I've never been good at mornings.
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 1:38,
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I wish my hours were more erratic, I've never been good at mornings.
It's the Daily Fail challenge over again, where Archie's source was repeatedly claimed and not de-tagged
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Allota Fagina and Cat Funt
just watch out for the Japanese Whaling fleet............
or is that a bike rack?
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 9:57,
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or is that a bike rack?
look
it's the best I could do.
I wanted something about alcohol - but you try googling drunk tramps and see what you get...
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 1:25,
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I wanted something about alcohol - but you try googling drunk tramps and see what you get...
ahhahhhahah
nice one.
I still can't see what's so exciting about wii in the first fucking place
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 1:32,
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nice one.
I still can't see what's so exciting about wii in the first fucking place
I've got one, but I've probably only used it about three times.
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 1:35,
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surely the whole point of video games is to sit on your arse
ruining your back, neck, eyes, fingers and wrist?
sod this jumping around malarkey
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 1:43,
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sod this jumping around malarkey
I've lost 12 kgs since november on the wii fit
I don't really use it for games anymore though, the novelty wears off pretty quickly.
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 1:58,
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Woo
Extra bonus points for not making one about a weird fetish!
Assuming TV remotes aren't a weird fetish...
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 1:25,
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Assuming TV remotes aren't a weird fetish...
or perhaps someone spinning in the sky
looking down at a man making a snow angel
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 1:18,
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Watching it while thinking of it in that way makes me feel ill
This is strange
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 1:26,
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Wonderful . . . are it's arms flailing too . . . or are my eyes failing too ?
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 1:17,
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Seriously, why post shit like this?
Seriously unfluffy. Now stop it. Please.
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 9:35,
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yeah, I thought I'd violate the copyrights of Metallica and the National Rifle Association in one go.
cunts
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 1:16,
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cunts
FUCKING 'A' MY FRIEND
I did do one for you earlier too but it did not have enough boner cancer in it I think
www.b3ta.com/board/9199410
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 1:09,
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I did do one for you earlier too but it did not have enough boner cancer in it I think
www.b3ta.com/board/9199410
Where have all these lurkers come from with their sick wii things?
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 0:57,
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I posted something
a while ago that was nsfw and got scared of you all.
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 0:58,
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It's like this challenge is drawing out some people's darkest fantasies
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Most people seem to have taken the brief as meaing "make a really offensive wii game"
:(
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 0:58,
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One man's offensive....
Anyway... if they make this..... I'll remove the post. deal?
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 1:00,
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It doesn't count if they experiment and never make it . . .
so you might as well leave it up . . .
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 1:06,
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Get the full experience by robbing the bastard
and then sell it at cash converters for a fiver.
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 0:38,
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and then sell it at cash converters for a fiver.
Where do junkies all get that rubber hose stuff?
I've never seen it anywhere other than on tv and the string is starting to chafe my arm I'm curious.
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 0:40,
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Well i certainly don't think they buy it.
Unless they happen to be casual middle class junkies who own factories of the stuff.
In fact that's probably about right.
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 0:42,
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In fact that's probably about right.
Actually, I think the bunsen burner tubing stuff from school would probably work.
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 0:45,
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catheter tubing.
I'm sure you can nick it from the same place you knock over for your needles ;)
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 1:29,
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you know...
Chef Boyardee ravioli is actually sum taystee shit!
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 0:49,
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I live in Newcastle, and the mother of someone I know does call it a Why-aye
People over 50 here are generally Luddites, so once the concept of Wi-Fi is foisted on them, similar looking words cannot be taken on board.
Wi-i. Not too shabby.
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 0:40,
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Wi-i. Not too shabby.
It was...
a north-eastern lady friend* of mine who inspired the shop. :)
*of the platonic variety
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 1:18,
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*of the platonic variety
This deserves to be fronted
but they never do it for anything so wide. Perhaps they could learn something in the Blue Corner Sauna.
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 1:14,
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They might just make this one
Click for bigger (364 kb)
(There's no joke in the age range - I just could be arsed to photoshop it.)
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 0:31,
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Click for bigger (364 kb)
(There's no joke in the age range - I just could be arsed to photoshop it.)
I just got beaten in a pub quiz by a team with your name
Damn you Quizzy Rascal
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 0:33,
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Every monday in the Aragon
I usually win the chocolate buttons
You a weegie on sumfink?
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 0:41,
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You a weegie on sumfink?
Hate to correct you
But the guy in the lower pic is actually a goth-punk, NOT emo.
I know, because he's a good friend of mine.
Yes, really.
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 0:46,
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I know, because he's a good friend of mine.
Yes, really.
fake fire
not sure if im gonna go with the fake rocket exhaust but it looks ok from a distance
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 0:30,
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not sure if im gonna go with the fake rocket exhaust but it looks ok from a distance
Why not have a proper
exhaust and jet diesel mist into an electrical ignition source? That would be an exhaust to show off with.
Ignore me. I like fire.
Good job.
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 0:32,
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Ignore me. I like fire.
Good job.
I would assume the wings would affect the handling and centre of mass.
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 0:37,
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Mass would affect the way the rockets pushed it, if it wasn't pushing directly into the centre of mass it would just spin the object around in circles.
I just made that up, but it sounds fairly credible so if I present it as fact then no one will challenge it.
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 0:41,
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you are correct
although the effect would be tiny, so they would be very very big circles. raising the height of your seat would have a similar effect.
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 1:18,
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He is so not correct.
In the vacuum of space there is no mass if there is no gravity to affect that. The mass of the vehicle only comes into effect when it has to counter the mass of force ( motor ) and is total so wings would not have any effect on how propulsion would work in a vacuum
motor engines on a ship can only work against the motion of the vehicle. If stationary it will pivot at the furthest body point from the motor at the pint that marks the centre of the circumference of the circle created by the direction of the propulsion. Which could be wing or not so the wing is moot out of atmosphere.
The rocket can only affect the vehicle by opposition to the vehicle and the result will depend upon the angle of that opposition to the direction and momentum of the vehicle.
sorry for being late and obfuscating :)
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 1:36,
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motor engines on a ship can only work against the motion of the vehicle. If stationary it will pivot at the furthest body point from the motor at the pint that marks the centre of the circumference of the circle created by the direction of the propulsion. Which could be wing or not so the wing is moot out of atmosphere.
The rocket can only affect the vehicle by opposition to the vehicle and the result will depend upon the angle of that opposition to the direction and momentum of the vehicle.
sorry for being late and obfuscating :)
lava enemas are very in these days.
i'd love to see you selling these on the street, violently flapping open a dirty overcoat to display a range of alien saucertoys.
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 0:34,
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Hmmm, can I say no?
Small ones are ace, but I'm not so keen about the large.
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 0:35,
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I think it would be better if the red bits were more orangey
they contrast a bit too much with the yellow
looking good though!
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 1:20,
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looking good though!
blue and white stripe
is not as bad as you might think*
*after the 4th pint
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 0:31,
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*after the 4th pint
I've sometimes wondered if you could do that with a couple of EyeToys.
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 0:16,
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Can do it with a webcam or video camera with monitor
So don't see why not.
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 0:17,
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It gets darker with each recurring image though
However from this I can conclude infinity is black.
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 0:19,
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Science museum used to have a one-way mirror and a normal mirror facing each other
and you can see in from the one-way mirror of course. It goes on and on and on and on and on.. but eventually.. black.
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 0:23,
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They had that there at the @Bristol I think
Except it was a clock.
And again, blackness.
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 0:25,
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And again, blackness.
That would be pretty cool actually.
If you had a head mounted camera and the wiimote controlled the direction of recursion.
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 0:18,
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i think you can do that with any head mounted camera
and control the direction with your head
I'd try it but I'm out of sellotape
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 0:20,
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I'd try it but I'm out of sellotape
Someone should do 'quiif'
I would but I'm off to sweden at 6am and won't have time
500 posts for me *pops champagne*
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 0:20,
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500 posts for me *pops champagne*
Cheers
Are there some rules on nudity? Or is that just for 5k 10k etc?
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 0:24,
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Just let me top up on fake bake
or maybe I'll just treat myself by making a seam horse instead
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 0:38,
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neat-o.
no wii post should pass by without mention of the yoshida brothers.
edit: oh, it's the new compo. i'll just mention the yoshidas this once.
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 0:25,
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edit: oh, it's the new compo. i'll just mention the yoshidas this once.
oh, I like that.
also: thank you for the most informative videos regarding foxes on trampolines
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 0:30,
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also: thank you for the most informative videos regarding foxes on trampolines
haha, they are funs. there are oodles more of them.
you should make a wii game about cats rolling watermelons out of the ocean.
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Thu 19 Feb 2009, 0:32,
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THAT WOULD NOT FIT THE COMPETITION BRIEF
IT WOULD BE A GOODGAME FOR SURE, IN FACT A FUCKING EXCELLENTGAME I THINK
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