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# I have no idea, tbh. sorry in advance. also, tuesday!


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(venort apparently exists, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 8:33, archived)
# MADNESS
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 7 Apr 2009, 8:35, archived)
# hehhehehe! Utterly insane!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 8:37, archived)
# Great start to a Noobday,
it can only get worse.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 7 Apr 2009, 8:37, archived)
# needs more POAR
pope on a rope
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:07, archived)
# nobody around??

perfect time for a shit animation then

- beware, the Piekings are coming!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 7:57, archived)
# PIE-rates!!!!
oh no wait... Vikings?



Pie-kings.... Oh well an Arfs an Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 8:05, archived)
# Pierates have different hats silly
tuts a bit
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 8:10, archived)
# Yes, I am sorry...
'Nings to you and a sleepy woo... I'm off to work.. =)
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 8:13, archived)
# Nice optimisation :P
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 8:12, archived)
# Oi!
I would do that! if I knew how to do that *Bob cries and flounces off to work*
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 8:15, archived)
# hahahha, I want to see them pillaging, and carrying fair maidens of the villages on their backs... :D
muchas 'ningles everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 8:16, archived)
# 'ningles!


Grr &*%$ sysadmin. Installing virus scanners that freeze up my computer for half an hour twice a day.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 8:23, archived)
# heheheh, fecking techies, more troube than they are worth.
They frequently try to run scans and want to update programs, meaning you can't use your PC, then when something does go wrong, they don't know what to do. I'd fix it myself but oh no... "I'm not a techie, so I'm bound to get it wrong."
Arseclowns.

well that was just going to be a "Ning Medi!" reply, but it's turned into a rant... :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 8:27, archived)
# Hahaha precisely

It's also the only process I cannot kill myself. It's taking him three weeks now to find out why it's happening.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 8:48, archived)
# 'Ning Ning Ning
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 8:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 8:48, archived)
# thanks for the suggestion
totally out of hummus this morning, so i might steal your idea later
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 8:26, archived)
# Pie rats ahoy!


(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 8:52, archived)
# ooh that looks like a pie-ceberg
two thirds seem to be underwater

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 8:57, archived)
[challenge entry] another obscure 1960s California band reference
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 7:49, archived)
# looks lovely
but what's the band???
nings BTW
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 7:58, archived)
# A local garage band from the 1960s
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Chocolate_Watchband

They had one nationwide hit record, sort of - and some reunion activity with another one hit wonder: The Count Five (Psychotic Reaction)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Count_five



(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Chocolate Watchband FTW.
that is all.
(The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:50, archived)
[challenge entry] I know it shit but it is a bit slow this morning?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 7:07, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 7:09, archived)
# Ok, ok..!


*Goes back under the desk in shame...

"Oh look Battenburg!"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 7:13, archived)
# * Comments on his own post
because no-one else will!

* Sobs, I feel so alone...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 8:38, archived)
# Seams fantastic to me!
Have a woo (you can have a yay as well if you are still crying).
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:39, archived)
# MEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 5:37, archived)
# I see those fangs have evolved to open cans of pet food in the form of nutmeat
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 5:39, archived)
# If i saw that for real i would freak out! :|
(Fly Projector, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 6:16, archived)
# OMG
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 6:41, archived)
# GMOS
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 6:43, archived)
# where?!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:16, archived)
[challenge entry] best movie ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 5:33, archived)
# hehheheheh
 
I really did giggle at this one
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 5:38, archived)
# thanks!
I like giggles
(I helped save b3ta! Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 5:40, archived)
# WELCOME TO THE ELECTRO HOUR!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 5:40, archived)
# and they all look a little like rob
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 6:41, archived)
# teehee
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 5:21, archived)
# Dance Spideys Dance!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 5:30, archived)
#

(Fly Projector, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 5:30, archived)
# This is what he's now playing
www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7M5jZL7Q00
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 5:36, archived)
# damn, what's with the soft house beat underneath?
 
WHERE MAH HARDCORE BHANGRA AT?!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 5:38, archived)
# Missy be puttin it down
With some Newcy Brown
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 5:41, archived)
# Now with added Knight Rider bass line
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ab9wUcxoFQ
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 5:44, archived)
# now that one I still love.
 
*bops*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 6:14, archived)
# "The song that opened the door to the Asian Underground."
So nothing to do with Talvin Singh 12 years ago.
www.amazon.com/Talvin-Presents-Anokha-Soundz-Underground/dp/B000001EAS
Saw him at the Big Chill @ Brixton Academy, too cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 7:18, archived)
# That would have been good. Nitin Sawhney has also been around for quite a while
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 8:03, archived)
# not too quick and far too dirty
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 5:06, archived)
# your mum?
obresponse # 3543
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 5:14, archived)
# OOPS I DID IT AGAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 5:18, archived)
# Britney - Dead?
To soon!

* Sobs uncontrollably

Sobs lols
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 5:48, archived)
# monday night dance.
(dincauze, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 4:42, archived)
# Quite overdressed for the occasion.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 4:48, archived)
# Well, that's me sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 5:24, archived)
# sumone say dance?
(I helped save b3ta! Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 5:35, archived)
# OH YEAH!
I THINK I'VE BEEN HYPNOTISED TO WALK INTO AN IKEA STORE AND PURCHASE EVERYTHING
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 5:37, archived)
# do they have redheads in Sweden?
 
I've met the occasional Finnish redhead..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 6:24, archived)
# blah blah blah,,,
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 4:50, archived)
# i
am
transfixed
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 5:00, archived)
# GET YOUR FREAK ON
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 4:59, archived)
# here's the DJ!

(Fly Projector, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 5:14, archived)
# DJ CLIVE FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 5:17, archived)
# DJ Clive is.. housetrained?
 
it does go very well with the hook
www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_Nw0iz7Ofw
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 5:18, archived)
# NEW SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 5:22, archived)
# BABBLEBABBLEBITCHBITCHREBELREBELPARTYPARTYSEXSEXSEXANDONFORGETTHEVIOLENCE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 5:30, archived)
# DON'T TALK TO A BROTHER LIKE THAT!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 5:45, archived)
# STAND UP AND ADMIT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 6:13, archived)
# haha - he also has the rythym and blues
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 5:38, archived)
# Yeah Baby!
(Fly Projector, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 5:28, archived)
# YEAH BABY!
PUMP IT!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 5:31, archived)
# JIVE DUCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 5:37, archived)
# yeah, baby yeah
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 5:00, archived)
# Psycho dance!
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 5:06, archived)
# I tryz!
(Fly Projector, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 5:13, archived)
# DISCO DUCK, GOING ON, KEEPING STRONG
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 5:16, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 5:22, archived)
# Dance tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 5:17, archived)
[challenge entry] If this ain't been bindun I'll....
...Wibble



Edit: I tried doing Adam Ants but his pictures are proper fail.

Edit #2: now with added boggly eyes.
(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 4:00, archived)
# pffft
 
that works unsettlingly well
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 4:01, archived)
# ahahaha
also, has this, right im off

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 4:03, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 4:03, archived)
# Oi, yah look'n at me cuckoo bird?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 4:12, archived)
# hahaha!
This really does work well.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 4:14, archived)
# hahaha
I'm surprised I've not seen this bindun yet.
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 4:30, archived)
[challenge entry] You have to know about 1960s groups...


fookin' seamless!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 3:59, archived)
# ahhhahhahah
nice one.

I got mixed up with Black Grape for a moment there
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 4:01, archived)
# never made it in the states
and I don't think I ever heard them.

Moby Grape, Electric Prunes, etc. etc. that whole Technology-Fruit name thing was quite popular back then - inspired the film www.electricapricot.com/
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 4:39, archived)
# Shaun Ryder and Bez and friends
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Grape

only made a brief splash, but much more fun than the Happy cunting Mondays.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 5:05, archived)
[challenge entry] and probably not worth a new thread
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 4:33, archived)
[challenge entry] The Gadd.. (He's Badd..)


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(artesia if a badger crawled out my arse, i'd call it jesus, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 2:23, archived)
# Guess who just got a redundancy?
YES I WILL HAPPILY WORK FOR THE REST OF THE DAY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 2:28, archived)
# DRINK SOME FUCKING WINE MAN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 2:28, archived)
# :( Ah fuck.
Drink some more wine, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 2:29, archived)
# Sorry gp.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 2:31, archived)
# that gives you the rest of the day to steal shit
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 2:32, archived)
# currently downloading all the procedures & training courses onto my usb stick
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 2:34, archived)
# Or an IED.
Wait, I meant IUD.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 2:35, archived)
# "I TOOK A WHOLE DESK FROM THE LAST PLACE I WORKED.
THEY NEVER NOTICED, AND IT LOOKS GREAT IN MY APARTMENT."
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 2:35, archived)
# Gods way of saying you should havealso taken the chairs.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 2:38, archived)
# bawwwww
the real video's been removed in the last week
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVkHB3x-uWo

this is a fan one
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 2:40, archived)
# woah.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kGLKH_MljI

and this is.. a crazed fan video, I guess
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 2:44, archived)
# Why did they mess with the vids!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsNpTpdGRZg
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 2:51, archived)
# Yes!
I love John s Hall.

Shit, they don't have youtubes. The Cheesecake truck one is fucked up as well. Fuck it.



(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 2:47, archived)
# "Martin Scorsese" never seems to get pulled
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CposEgJRS7k

although releasing a profanity-free edit was a little peculiar in the first place
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 3:41, archived)
# I've got an interview with the band from the 90's
It was this really cool little radio station down the street. KFJC. I've got it on cassette.

Like this means anything!

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 4:11, archived)
# don't worry, I still have cassette tapes of radio interviews with defunct bands, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 4:17, archived)
# take the computer home too
pack your desk like ali g
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 2:40, archived)
# I SEE.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 2:44, archived)
# DO YOU GET A NICE REDUNDANCY PACKAGE TYPE THING
OR IS IT ONE OF THOSE SHIT REDUNDANCIES WHERE YOU GET NOTHING? IF ITS ONE OF THOSE GO TAKE A SHIT ON THE MOST SENIOR GUYS DESK. EXTRA POINTS FOR HIDING IT. EXTRA EXTRA POINT FOR SHAPING IT INTO, AND REPLACING AN ITEM FROM THE DESK WITH IT.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 2:53, archived)
# I got some money to stay quiet.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 3:02, archived)
# Shitting is pretty quiet.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 3:03, archived)
# ^this
:D
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 3:06, archived)
# speak for yourself
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 5:06, archived)
# :( Still pretty crappy I guess
Suggestion: Use the money to go somewhere interesting for a bit. Film the results.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 3:12, archived)
# A shit stapler!
This is a great concept. You genius.

How about a shit molded into the shape of an actual shit? Now that would mess with their heads. But a stapler. I can see him pounding on it with a bad result.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 3:04, archived)
# I YAM DOIN' SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 3:07, archived)
# A stapler made of shit?
or a stapler used to staple shit together? Or perhaps, uses special shit staples?
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 7 Apr 2009, 4:03, archived)
# Ahhhhh, gronkpan
:[
Sorry, bro. <3
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 3:10, archived)
# I give up, who is it?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 3:34, archived)
# I presume you didn't want redundancy?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Apr 2009, 3:41, archived)
# well I was hoping i could sit on this job for a few months while the job market got a bit healthier
but I've got options. Things could be worse.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 3:47, archived)
# heh.
 
this is well done but unfortunately, not a particularly enduring choice of subject.

edit: was E.T. in there before? nice touch.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 2:28, archived)
# put your hands in the air
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 2:39, archived)
# hai !
..salutes :)
(artesia if a badger crawled out my arse, i'd call it jesus, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 2:40, archived)
# WOAH
HAVE A RELAXING SUNDAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 3:21, archived)
# thangyaverramuch.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 3:34, archived)
# *gigglegiggle*
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 3:39, archived)
# that is very amusing and also surpisingly relaxing
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 3:35, archived)
# Relaxxx
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 3:38, archived)
# This came out better than expected.,,....
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 3:52, archived)
# FRITZL SAYS RELAX
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 3:59, archived)
# "If Elvis was alive today, he'd probably fuck his own daughter".
- Oprah Winfrey
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 4:02, archived)
# when failing once just isn't enough
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-zdTG384bM
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 3:28, archived)
# Hahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 3:33, archived)
# fail..
haha.. yup, i presume that came from a flourescent light fitting above ?
if one tube catastrauphically fails, often the silly designers of ye oldy times put one ballast across two tubes. which would result in the remaining tube failing due to over power.
on the otherhand it could of been a modern, fully electronic ballast which went major fail.. in hindsight im thinking more of the latter (the older ones where never as exciting)
(artesia if a badger crawled out my arse, i'd call it jesus, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 3:36, archived)
# fail..
haha.. now i get it having watched properly.. the dipshit was stupid enough to put his fingers in there !
(artesia if a badger crawled out my arse, i'd call it jesus, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 3:40, archived)
# aaaahhhhhahhhahh.
 
the number of PEN SPINNING STUNTS! videos in there is a little alarming
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 3:36, archived)
# indeed, a very disturbing ability
they should have a character in Heroes whose sole ability is being able to spin pens in really cool ways
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 3:41, archived)
# WELL IT COULDN'T SINK VERY MUCH LOWER, COULD IT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 3:48, archived)
# relevant pearoast time!
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 3:36, archived)
# hhahaha
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 3:41, archived)
# LAooL

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 3:55, archived)
# I could have sworn those were squid-hats.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 4:02, archived)
# well, i'd be disturbed if my clitoris looked like that
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 4:03, archived)
# Rettilp?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 4:03, archived)
# huh?
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 4:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 2:20, archived)
# I loooooove Band of Brothers
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 3:11, archived)
# I didn't think anyone had heard of Band of Susans
I ran sound for them at a gig back in '91 or so. Still have the T-shirt.
(ReallyEvilCanine looks like an upside-down question mark with hair, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 8:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 2:11, archived)
# Cow tipping!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 2:13, archived)
# Haha wtf
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 2:19, archived)
# THIS IS A RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE.
 
I FOR ONE AM INSTANTLY CONVERTED
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 2:24, archived)
# behold!
the pointy finger of god

and his evil chimney sweep assitant
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 2:27, archived)
# It was all her fucking fault.
Cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 2:36, archived)
# absolutely superb
your mind works in magical ways !!
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 2:41, archived)
# we need moar dux!


Click for bigger (106 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 1:58, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 2:02, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwww!
 
wondrous
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 2:15, archived)
# Lovely
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 2:19, archived)
# Yes ! Moar Dux
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 2:06, archived)
# Aw he's tired! ....throw him a mouse! :P
(Fly Projector, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 2:06, archived)
# Sure is lionduck in here.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 2:12, archived)
# Lionducks rock.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 2:15, archived)
# I like fumbducks.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 2:16, archived)
# *sounds the spoonerism alarm*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 2:20, archived)
# BAIL OUT OF THE INTERNET.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 2:22, archived)
# animated inside your own minds

(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 1:51, archived)
# whhhhHOOOOOOOmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 1:52, archived)
# give me five minutes and i'll show you how my mind animated
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 1:56, archived)
# looks forward to something unexpected
how titillating !
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 1:57, archived)
# For those not so fresh moments!
(Fly Projector, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 2:04, archived)
# Hm, it didnt quite turn out as well as i hoped - good practice though.
Ill probably 3d-ify it when i get time. THEN it will look good. Hopefully.

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 1:19, archived)
# I like this a lot!
:]
Who is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 1:24, archived)
# you're better off not knowing
 
www.b3ta.com/board/4810508
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 1:27, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 1:30, archived)
# Sophie Ellis Bextor
shes lully regardless of what some b3tans think of her beautifully sculpted face

*protects*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 1:27, archived)
# but what about the MUSIC?
I'm just trying to decide whether I hate Natasha Beddingfield more.

it's pretty close let me tell you
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 1:29, archived)
# NO, I GUESS I PRETTY MUCH JUST HATE THEM BOTH
 
not to mention a lot of other similar pop singers whose names I've forgotten just now
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 1:33, archived)
# Beddingfield is far far worse
no contest.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 1:34, archived)
# WHAT ABOUT GIRLS ALOUD
 
THE ONLY TIME I EVER WANT TO SEE THEM IS WHEN THEIR HEADS ARE CUT OFF AND PUT ON FUCKING STICKS OR SOMETHING
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 1:36, archived)
# dunno whats with the extreme pop star hate?
Its a whole genre of music that i have no intrest in and never ever hear.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 1:38, archived)
# because i love some pop music, it can be rather splendid
however there's also some extremely dire stuff out there too. Even worse, a lot of it is incredibly bland yet manages to become popular, ugh. See James Blunt.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 1:41, archived)
# YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL, IT'S TRUE.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 2:17, archived)
# Tom? ....Tom Cruize is that you?
(Fly Projector, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 2:48, archived)
# I had to think about this
and the best answer I have is that hate is an emotional reaction.

I could tell you critically where they fail in their writing, arrangement, recording and performance, but that wouldn't explain the hate.
I also hate the music corporations and journalists responsible for moulding and promoting these inept puppets to shift units to a tone deaf lowest common denominator, but they're faceless.

It depresses me that good music rarely reaches a wide audience.

I keep looking for the next decent local guitar band, but unfortunately every shiny new band I see sucks balls.
The ones who are still at the top of their game over here are now into their fifties.

The brief blooming of hip-hop here quickly drowned in a flood of cheap imitations.
Happily there are still lots of good roots reggae acts, but again, the most heavily promoted (and ultimately, popular) artists have lost their spark.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 2:23, archived)
# I STILL HATE FURRIES EVEN MORE THOUGH
 
THAT SHIT AIN'T RIGHT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 2:27, archived)
# Hmmm...
I see your Natasha Beddingfield, and I'll raise you Kate Nash....
(mellotron never could get the hang of Thursdays, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 1:34, archived)
# YEAH, I THINK THAT WAS ONE OF THE ONES I COULDN'T REMEMBER
 
BITCH.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 1:35, archived)
# + Lily Allen and Katie Melua
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 1:36, archived)
# them too.
 
irritating untalented cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 1:36, archived)
# I interviewed Katie Melua once
and she was very nice

Just thought I'd say that
(mellotron never could get the hang of Thursdays, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 1:37, archived)
# Ugh, you're making me depressed now.
I may have to go and buy the new super furry animals album to cleanse myself
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 1:36, archived)
# I am waiting to see if anything this year can top Tonight: Franz Ferdinand
 
that sets the bar pretty fucking high
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 1:37, archived)
# I haven't heard that yet! Must do so soon
and regarding if something can top it, there is a new Eels album on the way, so there's a decent chance of it.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 1:39, archived)
# mmmmmmmmm Eely goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 1:39, archived)
# There's a track from it up on their myspace page which i am rather partial to at the moment
www.myspace.com/eels
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 1:42, archived)
# Latest Black Dice CD is out now.
Fuck year, Black Dice.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 1:41, archived)
# They're those techno guys,
right?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 1:44, archived)
# Fuck no.
Noiserock. Mindflayer, ttttttttttttttttttttt and Hair Police are better though.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 1:46, archived)
# I thought they were.
Like, from New York or something...?
Them.
I had to check, I thought you weren't serious. 'Hair Police' *gigglegigglegiggle*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 1:52, archived)
# That's the ones. They used to be proper noiserock, back when they had a proper band setup.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 2:08, archived)
# Hmmm
I just listened to them on MySpace. I don't remember what they sounded like, but I liked the graphic thingy.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 2:13, archived)
# Black Dice? Try Load Blown, or specifically the track 'Gore'.
My favourites from the new album are Chicken Shit and Ultra Vomit Craze.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 2:16, archived)
# Hmmm okay
Wow....that was.




.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 2:19, archived)
# REAL FUCKIN' GOOD, RIGHT.
Keep in mind I don't listen to your shitty poprockboybandswithguitars.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 2:22, archived)
# I don't remember.
I think it was kinda cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 2:25, archived)
# Hurp :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 2:27, archived)
# Derp?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 2:28, archived)
# THANK YOU, I WILL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 2:30, archived)
# What?
I have bubblegum.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 2:32, archived)
# Hahah
Hair Police, I was sure it was fake.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 1:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 2:07, archived)
# to be honest, i dont really know much of her music
I just think she is aestetically pleasing. I dont muh care for pop music.

(Get over you was catchy though)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 1:36, archived)
# Wait, she's a singer?
I thought she was an actress...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 1:36, archived)
# She became famous for a guy sticking a jet in her groove
or something similiar
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 1:48, archived)
# Ooooh, shes the one with the crazy cheekbones, non?
She's pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 1:29, archived)
# Her face wasn't sculpted.
It was reinforced by reclaimed scrap iron.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 1:38, archived)
# no, it's a good caricature.
 
REGARDLESS OF ONE'S FEELINGS REGARDING THE SUBJECT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 1:25, archived)
# Oh cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 1:27, archived)
# i like this
nice !
(JoePesky, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 1:33, archived)
# Her hair seems to be a portal into a never ending abyss
i feel cold and alone now
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 1:43, archived)
# Fluffy's balloon day didn't end so well!
(Fly Projector, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 1:05, archived)
# hahaha
bit o' magic that:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 1:06, archived)
# Let this be a lesson don't use helium! :P
(Fly Projector, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 1:08, archived)
# I fill my balloons with Sulphur Hexafluoride.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 1:10, archived)
# And blood and hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 1:11, archived)
# Oh fuck no.
LAND ON A CAR, BRO.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 1:07, archived)
# And that is why cats aren't allowed balloons
(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 1:07, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 1:10, archived)
# "Shit this is gonna cost big on the nine-lives'o'meter!"
his face is priceless did you chuck him out a window to take that photo?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 1:12, archived)
# *giggles like a school girl*
I needed this cheery pic,
bless you
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 1:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 1:15, archived)
# awwwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 1:29, archived)
# :)))))))))))))))))))))
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 1:49, archived)
# that NEEDS to be put in the frame
of that bit in cliffhanger where he drops that woman to her doom
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 1:24, archived)
# ruh roh
priceless
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 1:54, archived)
# Duks is flying birds too!
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 0:52, archived)
# awwwwwwwww
 
this is lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 0:52, archived)
# I find this exceedingly sinister
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 0:54, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! Greedo You're lucky you found me first., Tue 7 Apr 2009, 0:55, archived)
# The March of the Sinister Ducks?
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 1:09, archived)
# woo
lovely:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 0:57, archived)
# "do you know where we are going"
"no, I don't"
"maybe we are going to a happy duck holiday place for just ducks!"
"yay!"

100% sinister
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 0:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 1:00, archived)
# ugh
reminds me of that (fake) breast worm pic
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 1:30, archived)
# Lotus seed pod.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 1:48, archived)
# The one nearest us on the right, he's a terrorist!
haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 1:14, archived)
# yes, she ceratinly looks suspicious
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 1:41, archived)
# hooray for ducks who do not cast shadows!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 1:16, archived)
# better?
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 1:34, archived)
# QUACK!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 4:40, archived)
# ONE DAY A DUX WAS ON A PLANE
HOORAY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 1:18, archived)
# samuel l jackson approves
Ducks on a Plane, mother duck
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 1:56, archived)
# Thought of it after watching The Gadget Show


Click for bigger (131 kb)
(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 0:45, archived)
# I iz waiting for today's show to be available for download
/still only has an analogue antenna, no dish & no freeview
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 7 Apr 2009, 0:49, archived)
# The C5
I remember a few brave souls actually taking these out for a spin
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 0:56, archived)
# a sudden loss of control due to perfect driving conditions eh
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 1:01, archived)
# Armed with Torpedos
they might have worked, but alas
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 1:09, archived)

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