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A pea is most commonly the small spherical seed or the seed-pod of the legume Pisum sativum.[1] Each pod contains several peas. Although it is botanically a fruit,[2] it is treated as a vegetable in cooking. The name is also used to describe other edible seeds from the Fabaceae such as the pigeon pea (Cajanus cajan), the cowpea (Vigna unguiculata), and the seeds from several species of Lathyrus

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:09, archived)

heheh, G'nite b3ta

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:09, archived)

night

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:10, archived)

Wait!

How do you release the gas?
Farting just makes me shit myself!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:10, archived)

Fart lightly :D

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:12, archived)

Gentlely doesnt work :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:14, archived)

This lacks limes!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:10, archived)

I'll let someone else do that

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:11, archived)

50ft LIME HENRY?!?!?! D:

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:11, archived)

in a fucking shit canoe!

\o/

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:13, archived)

MEMES!

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:13, archived)

pfffffffft

now you've gone and done it, crashing two bandwagons is almost as bad as starting one

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:11, archived)

haha

you love it, durrrrty

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:14, archived)

tagline misspelll FTW

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elbow, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:11, archived)

no, it's spelled right

he used to be a corcist, for the FBI

but he gave up to fight demons.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:13, archived)

hahaha

makes sence now

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elbow, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:14, archived)

He was a corset for the FBI?

Was he helping with a massive bust?......

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:16, archived)

You fucking rule.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:17, archived)

Hahaha, I thought you hated puns anyway.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:20, archived)

I hate puns.

i sore a hapy ghost - dats the spiritLMAO.

It's a rare occasion I like a pun. I hope you hold onto this moment.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:25, archived)

I'll motherfucking hammer it to the ground and nail a brown plaque of special interest to it.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:33, archived)

it was the only way the government could keep abreast of the situation

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:20, archived)

How titular.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:33, archived)

i'm sure it 'held up' in court

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elbow, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:35, archived)

Imagine if he was ON A ROLLERCOASTER.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:12, archived)

imagine if he was ON A ROLLERCOASTER and he was ON FUCKING FIRE!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:15, archived)

I'D SHIT A NINJA, DISCOMEATS.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:17, archived)

SHIT!

and SHIT!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:18, archived)

tee-hee!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:20, archived)

Very BIG of you !

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaa !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:26, archived)

haha

when bandwagons collide

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 2:39, archived)

ALLAH AKBEER!!

(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:56, archived)

Allah be praised!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:57, archived)

Hello!

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Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:58, archived)

I just saw your earlier hellos,

I must seem an ignorant cunt. Hello.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:02, archived)

Impart upon me five Lord Kronos facts.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:03, archived)

I am not a real lord

I steal all my images from orphans
I get sexually aroused by custard
I've never been rude to a jew
I live on lard.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:06, archived)

Captain lard planet! I thought we'd never speak again. I live on a sponge!

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Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:07, archived)

I always thought sponge dwellers were the stuff of myth.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:10, archived)

hULLO

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Shlvng, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:05, archived)

oh yeah

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Shlvng, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:07, archived)

I wish to comment on SKATECAT.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:08, archived)

you should definitely do that

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Shlvng, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:16, archived)

Yay!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:12, archived)

The reasons I like this as are follows:

Cat
Skateboard
Awesome 720
Various items
A travellers cheque
Three try agains
A perfect game of golf
Sexy behind

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Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:19, archived)

your reasons are sound

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Shlvng, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:25, archived)

I FEEL INCLUDED.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:32, archived)

This is a warm mutual validation thing we've got going on here

I hope it lasts 4eva

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Shlvng, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:38, archived)

Strange person, I like you because you profile rules.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:41, archived)

I like what you wrote just there very much

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Shlvng, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:55, archived)

your profile is abit rubbish tho

dontchathink? maybeputsomethinginthere?

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Shlvng, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:57, archived)

MAKEANEFFORTMAN

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Shlvng, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:58, archived)

I'm not smart.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 2:12, archived)

Hahaha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:58, archived)

heheheh

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:58, archived)

I wanna try one -- there are more words ending in 'ist'

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:59, archived)

Hahaaaha yes!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:01, archived)

OH GEEZE!!!

ACE!!!

(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:01, archived)

Silhouette porn.

I'd subscribe.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:02, archived)

hahaha

but it's probably a tranny

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:10, archived)

you say that

like it's a bad thing

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:13, archived)

"The Extremist"?

EDIT: Nice fontage, btw

(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:04, archived)

what is it about allah

that makes him such a nice guy

(Agent Dale Pooper k in the p, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:05, archived)

The beard.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:17, archived)

heres my effort

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:50, archived)

Do a poop on it.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:51, archived)

this reminds me of a Mythbusters episode

where they worked out how to defeat various 'high tech' security systems with absolute ease

they fooled a motion sensor (well, thermal change sensor) by holding a blanket up in front of them like a sheild and walked slowly along the corridor

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:55, archived)

What series?

I watch too much Mythbusters and I don't recall that one.

:'( im lame im sry

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Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:56, archived)

Crimes and Myth-Demeanors 2

S03E22

I download & watch all the original American broadcasts, I just don't like what I've seen of the re-hashed UK versions

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:01, archived)

:D thanks you. Evening telly sorted.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:02, archived)

I remember that one!

(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:02, archived)

mine...

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addickted has attained freedom, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:55, archived)

hahaha fuck

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:57, archived)

wow, seamless!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:58, archived)

Wins for the tag line.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:59, archived)

i should have changed the tag line, damn

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:59, archived)

There's fucking bundles of 'em

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:01, archived)

gotta catch 'em all!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:05, archived)

I caught:

DIRTY DISEASES!

IT'S EVOLVING!

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Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:09, archived)

haha

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:57, archived)

hahah i like this

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:01, archived)

I didn't even have to change the tagline

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:45, archived)

Haha!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)

But really, who was red x?

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Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)

it was robin

batmans bitch boy

(Agent Dale Pooper k in the p, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:49, archived)

Robin is a jerk.

It's also the least awesome name to shout at the sky during a thunderstorm.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:50, archived)

this begs the question

what is the most awesome name to shout at the sky during a thunderstorm?

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:56, archived)

Vote:

THOR
or
ODIN

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Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:56, archived)

HUMPHREY!!!, WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME!!!

like that

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:00, archived)

It only works if you shout

FUAUAUUUUUAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

Afterwards.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:01, archived)

Er, thor. Obviously.

Or:

"BY THOR'S MIGHTY HAMMER, MJÖLNIR"

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:01, archived)

Haha, fuck yeah, Alchemist. You're awesome.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:04, archived)

jimmy!

wheres my arse blanket

(Agent Dale Pooper k in the p, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:06, archived)

Gandalf Technologies, or simply Gandalf, was an early data communications company, best known for their modems and terminal adaptors that allowed computer terminals to connect to a number of host computers through a single interface. The name Gandalf became synonymous with modem in the Soviet Union and a few other countries. Gandalf also pioneered a radio-based mobile data terminal that was popular for many years in taxi dispatch systems. The rapid rise of TCP/IP relegated many of Gandalf's products to niche status, and the company eventually went bankrupt in 1997

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:47, archived)

hahah

That reminds me of this game brilliant
www.kongregate.com/games/Rete/dont-shit-your-pants

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:49, archived)

I shit my pants :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:56, archived)

I shit on the floor :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:59, archived)

Right on it?

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Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:00, archived)

I did a shit on floor

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:02, archived)

> Take off pants

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:01, archived)

I can only get 3 awards :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:03, archived)

try >take pills

think that works

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:08, archived)

also

"fart lightly"

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 3:11, archived)

> You encounter a squid

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:50, archived)

>use bow and arrow

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Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:51, archived)

Squid is a proxy server and web cache daemon. It has a wide variety of uses, from speeding up a web server by caching repeated requests, to caching web, DNS and other computer network lookups for a group of people sharing network resources, to aiding security by filtering traffic. Although primarily used for HTTP and FTP, Squid includes limited support for several other protocols including TLS, SSL, Internet Gopher and HTTPS.[1] The development version of Squid (3.1) includes IPv6 and ICAP support

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:55, archived)

>squid touches you affectionately.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:57, archived)

>The squid releases a mong tortoise

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:58, archived)

MLNLGMGLN!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:10, archived)

Hahaha.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:54, archived)

got bored thought i'd make some kilroy kranks

(Agent Dale Pooper k in the p, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)

Well, that's my nightmare for tonight sorted, then!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:34, archived)

Hello, Lord Kronos.

I want to say hello.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:40, archived)

Seriously.

Hello.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)

Hi there.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)

Hey.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:44, archived)

Hullo there mister

hULLO

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Shlvng, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)

Say hello. He ignored me. He wont say hello. What am I to do?

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Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:47, archived)

I'll say hULLO to you Ttssattsr

What you should do is reply

Hello, Lord Kronos.
I want to say hello.

to every single post he makes

he will like that and respond in a positive manner

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Shlvng, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:58, archived)

Hello, I like your reply.

I would like if you replied to me again.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:59, archived)

I am replying and it fells vrey good to do this

how was it for you Ttssattsr?

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Shlvng, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:02, archived)

I came in four places.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:05, archived)

Name them for a dollar.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:05, archived)

Hello Lord Kronos

Thankyou for finding my lame twitter image humerous

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:48, archived)

FUCK!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:34, archived)

it's like they are both squeezing out a shit

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:38, archived)

Take care of eachother

Take care of eachother
_{Take care of eachother
_{Take care of eachother
_{Take care of eachother
_{Take care of eachother
_{Take care of eachother...}}}}}

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:42, archived)

jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam

the day kilroy silk went fucktard

(Agent Dale Pooper k in the p, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:45, archived)

initial sketch of a demon

can't wait to get this bastard out of my head

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wereferret a good example of why not to post when pissed, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)

You'll need an exorcist for that.

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ClanSoul, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)

Hahaha,

there'll be one along in a minute.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)

here we are

extra special thanks to redsushi for the cutout tutorial :)

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elbow, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:42, archived)

make his uvula orange

nobody likes an orange uvula and demons are there to be disliked

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Shlvng, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:34, archived)

put him in a dress

tart the sod up

(Agent Dale Pooper k in the p, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:36, archived)

Pimp my Hell Demon

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:38, archived)

MLMlnglmglng.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)

Hahaha you loon!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)

Mmrrrrfl!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)

pffff!!

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McBadger COW, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)

make more sense little demon

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Shada, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)

Arriba arriba!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)

aughhh fuck

pfft!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)

NEEDS MORE MLNGLMGNLG

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Shlvng, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)

mlnlgmlnlgmlgnglmglgn

.

.

.mgmlgmlgm,lgl.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)

AMPLE

THX WD

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Shlvng, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)

A+++ Would drool again.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)

L@@K GRAET MLNGLMGNLGERY SKILLzIES

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Shlvng, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:44, archived)

kill it with this

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)

yeah!

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elbow, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:48, archived)

hahah

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)

melm

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ClanSoul, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)

smung

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ClanSoul, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)

boaf

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ClanSoul, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)

ponf

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Shlvng, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)

fladm

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Shlvng, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)

unpq

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Shlvng, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:41, archived)

BELT BOIT

BELT BOIT BELT BOIT BELT BOIT BELT BOIT BELT BOIT BELT BOIT BELT BOIT BELT BOIT BELT BOIT BELT BOIT BELT BOIT BELT BOIT BELT BOIT BELT BOIT BELT BOIT BELT BOIT BELT BOIT BELT BOIT BELT BOIT BELT BOIT BELT BOIT BELT BOIT BELT BOIT BELT BOIT BELT BOIT BELT BOIT BELT BOIT BELT BOIT BELT BOIT BELT BOIT BELT BOIT BELT BOIT BELT BOIT BELT BOIT BELT BOIT

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:49, archived)

Liked B3ta

I don't understand this concept

"[url=http://www.orkut.co.in/Main#Application.aspx?appId=173764702012][img]http://orkut.vidpoke.com/_img/Video-Poke_01.gif[/img][/url]

(laffterr, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)

Ha ha ha!

you nugget!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)

Hahaha.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)

CHINchilla

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)

HELLO CAKIE, HOW IS YOUNG CAKIE?

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Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)

I am very good thankee

just about to head off to bed, wish I could stop and gayshift with yawl but I'm tired from Dreadlocking my friends hair all until daylight on monday morning, working and daddying.
How about your good self?

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)

I AM WELL.

You should post more. It's a baron place without you.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)

Kinda lacking hummus recently, so have been gaming and cross stitching in my free time, not getting much of that done either.
Babies are very demanding!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:48, archived)

Chin up.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)

Russian Gothic

Apparently, the guy on the right is a Russian meme.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:12, archived)

sexy

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)

RECONSIDER WARSAW WIFI

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Shlvng, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)

Goddam Russkies!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)

Been looking at English Russia?

I love that site.

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The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)

Yup, that's where I saw it bud.

Just thought I'd pass it on :-)

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:54, archived)

I love the smell of bandwagon in the morning....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)

Did you hear about the epileptic who got trapped between two bookcases?

The gap was so small he could barely fit.

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ClanSoul, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)

grab your pickle jar and join the line, ClanSoul

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)

I don't actually understand that.

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ClanSoul, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)

Now there's a surprise....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)

WELL HERE'S ANOTHER ONE.

YOU'RE GAY.

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ClanSoul, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)

grab your pickle jar and join the line, ClanSoul

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)

Oh Clan Soul!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)

muahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)

This is why I place my bookcases a fair distance from each other

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Cae1, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

You're loving that joke.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)

I came up with it all by myself

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ClanSoul, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)

That's why it's so poor.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)

YOU LIKED IT.

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ClanSoul, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)

I hope the steak's good

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:12, archived)

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)

Ouch!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)

Haha, I like the punchline at the top

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

peace of mind!

(bad lighting and should be animated...)

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tubaman, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)

Bandwagon you say?

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)

Har Har

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)

Pfft!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)

To mny vwls

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:23, archived)

heh heh,

good one!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)

May I join this bandwagon?

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Octo I ruin everything., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)

Needs more Heath Fritillary

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Shlvng, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Tenuous :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)

Meh heh heh

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Peregr1n @peregr1n, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)

nice

i must say

(Agent Dale Pooper k in the p, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)

Smite the disbelievers with fists of die-cast

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Shlvng, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)

Ha ha ha!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)

Transvestites - Mandem in disguise.

is a song by Skepta.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)

Hahaha!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

Ha ha ha!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

The power of Christ compels you!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

hehee

the passock of the christ

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

sock flew over the cuckoo's nest

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

sock! or my mom will shoot

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)

star trek VI the search for sock

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)

the sock

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

lenigrad sockboys go america

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

Froliche Kerzetag!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)

Hahaha,

and happy sockday!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)

ta..and night :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)

sure, why not

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elbow, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

Pinin for the fjords!?

(

..wil, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)

arf!

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elbow, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)

Meh...

*edit* now with thanks to Talkcalb! ;)

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..wil, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:59, archived)

Ha!

And on the bandwagon rolls....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)

I'm so sorry...

but it's not like the board's doin much else

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..wil, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

It's ok,

I wasn't having a go, and I can't talk....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

Fairy muff!

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..wil, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

"Save energy, turn that cunting light off!"

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)

LOL!

I'm now tempted to add something similar in a speech bubble!

*edit* done, cheers! ;)

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..wil, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

Anytime.

Obviously noise-pollution is not on his agenda. [/;-D

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)

I don't know why....

Click for fucking massive! Don't bother, really, it is horrendously big!
I mean like the size of the moon big.
Like Russia big.
Like Michelle McManus or Rik Waller big!
Okay, maybe not as big as Rik Waller, but pretty damn big! (414 kb)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

AND HER COCK WAS FLAPPING IN THE WIND

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)

is it:

how many trannies must a man go down on?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

halfway there then!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)

Amputee porn lols!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

how did you manage to go down on half a tranny?

/ac

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

i haven't got a lower jaw

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)

that's because I stole it and jacked your face up on bricks

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)

and some fucking kids stole my rearview mirrors

cunts

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)

bloody scousers

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)

and i've never even been to liverpool!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)

NO FUCK'N WAY!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)

Use it with gusto sir :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)

mr stardust needs to be little more blurry

;)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)

"Jokes are better than technique"

I guess I fail on both :(

Also, you try and find a high quality pic of a 70s pop star at the time :P

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)

i tried

i failed

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

Too fucking right!

Now wind your neck in ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

I fucking hate that expression

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

AND HER COCK WAS FLAPPING IN THE WIND

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

i've just found this, i think it should win this week's compo:

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)

that's me, that is

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)

i know

i like to watch

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)

No,

Now it is you!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)

What have I started O_O

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

cock flapping

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)

BIGGAR

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)

I know,

I really should have warned you ;)

It is only that big because paint.net is fucking shite at resizing pics without them going fucking awful quality.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)

teeeeeeee heeeeeeee

he's got gloves on for a reason no doubt:)

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

Arf!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

You wouldnt have said Michelle McManus unless I hadnt had told you that you'd fuck her

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)

Sad but true :(

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)

pffft :)

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)

Just watched Dodgeball for the first time.

I feel happy now.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

the postcredits dance is the best bit

does anyone else think that vince vaughn is creepy, or is it just me?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)

Not just you, I find him very creepy

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

Aw crap. I just turned it off...

The girl in that is damn' pretty, though.

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)

Would.... with both of them

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)

oh you!

*blush*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

Including the one from Romanovia?

"No dear, not below the waist..."

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

Oh god no!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)

Here's a quick summary of every Vince Vaughn film.

"I am a man who is incapable of being in love.

Oh.

No I'm not."

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)

The 2nd commentator who always talks to cotton is amazing!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)

What?

I love that film :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)

It was grand!

As in I am actually happy now. I have a pounding headache, though.

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)

Jason Bateman makes the film :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)

!!!

(

but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)

Haha

"Horrifying, 4 out of 5 zelts!" - zeltergiset

(

zoldergoose, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)

cheers :)

I try

(

but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)

*boke*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)

Promotional items available in the lobby . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)

"brings a lump to me throat*...Thora Hird

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)

There is a new Stannah Stairlift advert on at the moment.

It is so fucking annoying!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

now then,now then......you might need one yerself oneday....

*chortles*

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)

Argh, fuck.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

haha

(

but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

AND HER COCK WAS FLAPPING IN THE WIND

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)

looks more like a testicle

minus the nutsack, obviously

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)

I feel unwell

'Nings

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Neffer Vossent rues the day, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)

ha ha

(

but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)

that mouth

navigator from Dune.

AICMFP

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)

Bwow yuw dose !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)

Fuck!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)

Whats his new wheeze now?

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)

Les Dawson impression brings the party to it's knees

:D:D

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

No new threads warranted here I should warrant...

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Neffer Vossent rues the day, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

UNWELL

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Shlvng, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)

SHEX

(

Shlvng, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)

Nearly Wimbledon time!

(

2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)

hahaha

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)

arf

..he never did "come on" after all:))

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)

Blow your load !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ah!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

hahahahahhahha

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)

hahahaha

ha...

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Grampa, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 3:17, archived)

NORKS!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)

*sicks a little bit*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)

Out of your willy?

Out of your willy.

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)

Fuck!

Is that Jane Goldman? Didn't she used to be quite hot?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)

dunno, i dont know if this is recent either

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)

Yes

But wouldn't you do her just to piss off Jonathan Ross?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)

yes

she did/is (maybe, dunno)

and yes to what otterby said too

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)

I myself have no issue with Jonathan Ross,

I quite enjoy Friday Night.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)

i don't really watch telly

but i do somtimes catch his programme on radio 2 on sundays and enjoy iy

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)

I used to listen to him on a Saturday morning too.

Never have a chance really now though. He does have terrific taste in music for the most part I must say.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

Yes please

(regularfry, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:03, archived)

cooooorrrrrr, I would do her

night all

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)

Cor, top Valining.

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zoldergoose, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)

Must be a breast thing !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)

Inflatables . . . breeeeeeeeeeeath deeeeeeeeeep !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)

nice bit o' photo'popping

please send the psd file....few layers i'd like to remove:D

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)

if you want to see lots of pics of her norks just type jane goldmans norks into google

fully clothed im afraid mate

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)

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