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# thsi compo has inspird me

(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 3:22, archived)
# I hear thunder!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 3:31, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvoeeq-BH4w
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 3:49, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rpa7f7liKG4
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 4:09, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYJUywl7CFw
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 4:19, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 3:31, archived)
# exactly
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 3:36, archived)
# GOTTLE O' GEAR
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 3:04, archived)
# Funny, I just made this blue haired b&ing.
I just made this blue haired b&ing.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 3:08, archived)
# ahhhahhhha glorious
 


WHO'S WITH ME?!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 3:11, archived)
# PIKA-PIKA THIS, MOTHERFUCKERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 3:14, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 3:35, archived)
# Ha ha!
Those kerazy Japanese!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 3:09, archived)
# Urghh!!
She is OBVIOUSLY Malaysian**. When will you Europeans get it RIGHT!?!?

** I have no idea what nationality she is

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 3:14, archived)
# U.S. born
found her etsy page while looking for something else earlier
and thence the blog

blog.shrinkle.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 3:21, archived)
# WHAT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 3:14, archived)
# They're dummies.. DUMMY!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 3:22, archived)
# Whilst not rilly a challenge entry
have this...



And a goodnight!
(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:46, archived)
# top film
appalling pun :)
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:51, archived)
# tour de force from old Kingsley there
 
MAN CAN ACT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 3:04, archived)
# Groan, spang, etc :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:55, archived)
[challenge entry] It's late.
There's probably no-one looking.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:28, archived)
# HERE'S THE STORY
OF A MAN NAMED BRADY
WHO WAS BUSY WITH THREE BOYS OF HIS OWN..
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:34, archived)
# I'M LOOKING!
THAT'S NOT STRICTLY WITHIN THE BOUNDS OF THE COMPO: IAN BRADY IS NOT A FILM!!!! OMG WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND?!?!? THIS IS A SHIT COMPO!!!!


;)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:34, archived)
# Thanks Professor Pedant.
I feel awful now that I know I've BROKEN THE RULES!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:41, archived)
# YEAH, SO YOU SHOULD!
I DON'T KNOW, THIS PLACE HAS REALLY GONE TO THE DOGS, I'M NEVER COMING BACK EVER!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:54, archived)
# SRSLY, THIS IS MY LAST POST EVER!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:55, archived)
# Bye.
Don't forget to turn off capslock before you go.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:55, archived)
# CAPS LOCK IS FOR THE WEAK
 
HOLD THOSE PINKIES HIGH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 3:05, archived)
# HAH, YEAH,
I'M USING SHIFT SO THERE HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

(this post may contain lies)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 3:08, archived)
#
I like your dumbo one
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:57, archived)
#

"Here's the story, of a violent lady"
"Who was burying three very lovely girls"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:36, archived)
# Yer mother sacks cooks in Hull.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:36, archived)
# god is looking
and has decided you're a bad, bad person
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:40, archived)
# I didn't lol.
But your still getting a one way ticket to hell.
(Peter_G, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 3:16, archived)
[challenge entry] BEN-BAT-HUR-MAN
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:11, archived)
# TO THE BATCHARIOT!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:14, archived)
# I had a tophat, umbrella and beak for the third crashed chariot, but it looked like ass.
Should have made them joker henchmen now that I think of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:34, archived)
# GET THEM, BOYS!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:46, archived)
# HOLY TWIRLING HUBCAP MACHETES BEN-BAT-HUR-MAN
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:23, archived)
# Likely, in this makeover, it squirts acid from the flower finial on the chariot's side.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:32, archived)
# Kudos for use of the word 'finial'.
Raises the tone somewhat.

The tone is still near the bottom of the swamp, but hey, every little helps.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:39, archived)
[challenge entry] You'll believe an elephant can fly....
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:04, archived)
# Elephant can't fly innit, it doesn't have a topology that would represent a reasonable aerofoil and it certainly can't generate an electromagnetic effect that would obviate the effect of it's mass in any particular gravity well innit.
I say, elephant! give up your dream of flight! it's mental!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:06, archived)
# Much like bees.
Apparently they can't fly either.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:07, archived)
# SCIENCE!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:08, archived)
# I believe that an acceptable answer to that puzzle has recently (a year or so ago) been reached.
We can in fact use the methods of science to understand our universe!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:51, archived)
# That will no doubt be a relief for all the bees.
Isn't it also about a year since they all started to die? Coincidence?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 3:01, archived)
# excellent
 
I have only seen The Elephant Man once, I think it would bear some further viewing
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:35, archived)
# And we have a winner!
Proper make-light-of-the-unfortunate LOLZ!
:)
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Confiscate their phones, that'll teach 'em*

*to steal phones
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:41, archived)
# I was up all last night doing something productive.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:45, archived)
# please tell me you didn't smear all of your shit on a cow
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:46, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:47, archived)
# why? what's wrong with you
man I don't understand

why is there nobody smearing their own excrement on cows these days.

it makes no sense.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:50, archived)
# Because it's vile, Discomeats. Vile.
How dare you bring it up YOU SICKEN ME DISCOMEATS
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:52, archived)
# oh
so you won't be wanting that crate of vaselene after all

no matter, I'm sure that I can find something to SMEAR IT ALL OVER

*runs off crying*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:55, archived)
# No, Discomeats. I still want the vaselene.
aahhhuuu
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:57, archived)
# ah cool
it's just it's the middle of summer and I'm scared having that much potential napalm under the toilet.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:58, archived)
# I like it when my willy is burning so I put it in the vaseline with fire on the vaseline and it's good*
*I will never do this and neither should you.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:59, archived)
# OH MY GOD
THAT'S JUST WRONG

*makes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:00, archived)
# You know, when you're fucking a chicken
You can slam it's neck in a drawer to make it tighten up!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:55, archived)
# that's an interesting way to tighten a drawer up
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 3:24, archived)
# ... You mean you dont smear crap on cows?!?!
(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:55, archived)
# I know man, how weird is that!?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:56, archived)
# No, he was just coughing.
Skipfuls.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:47, archived)
# Not that either.
I was doing a workoholic.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:48, archived)
# Go to /talk then, you shoddy-mannered so&so.
I didn't waste 10 minutes of my awful life making that pic for you to just twitter over it.

I don't mind a bit of honest abuse, but that's a shocking etiquette lapse there.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:57, archived)
# I wasn't really doing a workoholic it was a joke.
Fine if you want to be a dick about it.
I've spent far longer on pictures for them to be totally ignored, or worse.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:58, archived)
# OR WORSE.
*sinisters*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:03, archived)
# heheh!
Two people misunderstanding each other's senses of humourses, I s'pose.

Personally, I expect garlands of flowers deposited round my neck just for getting up in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:03, archived)
# FLOWERS? oh.....
I better tell them to stop with.. oh

never mind.

they got excited
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:07, archived)
# Don't get me wrong.
They can keep those coming.

They just don't realise that I can be a bit grouchy in the morning, and that being woken by 20 loads of Oompa-Loompa spunk
jetting powerfully into my eye sockets at 5am isn't ALWAYS the way I'd personally choose to start the working day.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:14, archived)
# in japan, this is a delicacy
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:14, archived)
# Arigato gozaimasu, watashi-no-tomo.
I've been ungrateful.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:25, archived)
# SCHMERG MERM!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:27, archived)
# Good.
Now post something like arf or haha under my sodding picture. I've got to listen to an 'Impending Redundancy' playlist for an hour before going to sleep, and it's already half-sodding-two in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:33, archived)
# arf
or haha under my sodding picture.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:46, archived)
# Erm, are you a girl?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:32, archived)
# Nope, just a bloke who did two terms of Japanese in a weekly adult education evening class about 10 years ago.
Forgive the unsophistication. I've even forgotten my hiragana these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:43, archived)
# I thought "watashi" was feminine and "atashi"
was masculine...now I come to think of it, it's the other way around, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 3:10, archived)
# Forget about it
The internets contain no girls.
It does however offer pictures of them.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:59, archived)
# ahhhhahhha nice one
 
I do believe that was Russell Crowe's last decent role
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:13, archived)
# ARF?


O_o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:38, archived)
# Beautiful. Ta.
Now just 2 1/2 hours 'til the bukkake Oompa-Loompas arrive...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Aha..........
.

.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:08, archived)
# pff!
fuck it, i'm off to watch the end of the howling.
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:10, archived)
# G'nite................
and............. OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:12, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Far easier to do than 'Honey, I Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer the Kids'.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:07, archived)
# Well I liked it !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:12, archived)
# I liked it too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:14, archived)
# heh, I was about to say that.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:17, archived)
# haha
needs more bandwagon

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:24, archived)
# How about B&
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:26, archived)
# how about some funky action from my £10 ebay keyboard
I beat this out of my organ
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:29, archived)
# That's cool - I love the latin feel
How old is that keyboard?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:36, archived)
# they keyboard is a 1990 pss 590
however I remapped the midi out (er.. nearly) to gm and played it off my 1999 sblive

I need to collect old yamahas for the rythms they spurt out :D


because they is funky
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:40, archived)
# I've got a Yamaha DD10 to trade.
I'll swap it for a flute, a cello, a trombone, or a dulcimer.

GAZ me!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:53, archived)
# stick it on ebay
it'll go for between £1.99 and £20

:)

Alas I have neither flute, cello, trombone, dulcimer or child's innefective plastic trumpet.

edit: actually, I have this idea of getting 16 dd10's connected to one midi stream and attaching different effects processing to each one to make the BASTARDING DRUMS OF THE APOCALYPSE it'll be fookin mental hardcooorrrrrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:56, archived)
# Curses! Foiled again. I can see you're nobody's fool.
(It'd be closer to £1.99, cos I've none of the accessories and it's a truly awful piece of kit which I'd be embarrassed to give to an 8-yr-old as a toy)

Nice idea, by the way, but I reckon you'd get a similar sound, or better, just givin' it some human beatbox through a Tascam cassette 4-track with the levels set to stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:09, archived)
# truth is...
a £2.99 sblive will do the exact same thing and then some :D

but there's something special about having lots of boxes of plastic shite with wires everywhere

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:17, archived)
# Happy?

(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:38, archived)
[challenge entry] My first post
IM better with photoshop than this, but im REALLY drunk!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Awww it's tiny!
Welcome, drunk new person person!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Are you better at teh upload codez, too?
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:39, archived)
# one eye shut!
I fixed the bugger! lol
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:40, archived)
# maybe the redex was better...
woo and welcome
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Welcome
Fuck a kitten, shop a chair,you'll never leave...
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:41, archived)
# i fucked a goblin
i fucked a gnome
i skewered that fucker
with my wizards bone
so what
so what...
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Great first post,
Now let's see your ass
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:43, archived)
# he is surprisingly hairy, isn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:43, archived)
# HULO
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:44, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHAHHHHHAHHHHAHHHHHAH
 
OH, I LIKE YOU ALREADY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:45, archived)
# O_o
Welcome, drunk person :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:46, archived)
# Re: your sig
Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:47, archived)
# His stay on b3ta was so beautiful and yet so brief.
Come back tits!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:48, archived)
# His blog hasnt been updated either
thecatwand.blogspot.com

:(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:51, archived)
# More FOONLY and Abunar is needed.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:51, archived)
# I like FOONLY
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:51, archived)
# Well, the blog is news to me
so cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:52, archived)
# NOW DONATE YOU CUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:53, archived)
# How do you find out which icons are available?
I want WiL's keyboard cat one, but I dunno if I can have it or not
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:56, archived)
# No, you can have
Bee
Pants
Nuke
Ghost
Something else. Duck

AND YOU'LL LIKE IT!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:57, archived)
# Aw, bollocks, no
I'm holding out for keyboard cat. When do we get new ones?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:00, archived)
# When rob feels like it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:00, archived)
# BEE IS THE ONLY CHOICE. YOU KNOW IT, I KNOW IT, BEE KNOWS IT
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:03, archived)
# I adblocked bee because I don't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:09, archived)
# OMG YOU BE BEEBLOCKIN
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:26, archived)
# Me too.
I've got money waiting but I want a new and exciting icon.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:42, archived)
# The donation address is: [email protected]
Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:54, archived)
# ah yes
but it seems he's been too busy to add anything there since posting it on /links.

www.b3ta.com/board/9465893

GONE, BUT NOT FORGOTTEN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:02, archived)
# haha!
Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:10, archived)
# hahahaha fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:25, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:26, archived)
# anymore disparaging comments and i remove dobby!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:29, archived)
# *spurts rays of disparage at tim1701*
hah!

:D

there, that's that boundary pushed!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Had to de-lurk for this...


...It's been rattling around in my head for years.
(Captain Weirdo I'm not lurking, I only pass by occasionally, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:32, archived)
# YES!
back then, he who controlled the spice controlled the wallets o teenage girls
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:33, archived)
# spice must flow
straight into the sewers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:33, archived)
# more than one pop star
can only make this film better
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Compo it?
Huzzah! Wonder what a weirding module would do with a spice girls song.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:34, archived)
# pfffffffffffft
 
absolutely fucking brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:45, archived)
# Compo it, Compo it, Compo it!
'tis good.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:47, archived)
# Righty ho
thanks for the vote(s) of confidence :)
(Captain Weirdo I'm not lurking, I only pass by occasionally, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Years ago when I was a chauffeur controller
we had thier record label's contract, and so them with a dedicated fleet of Merc S-class'

Costa, who drove Posh, got quite matey with her and Becks, and would do stuff from time to time like turn up outside our office in Clarkenwell with one of David's ferrari's, in one instance with his training boot in the back. Christ knows why, but we would get over excited and drive it up and down the street; despite the fact this involved lots of reversing


(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:53, archived)
# B& World!

Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:09, archived)
# ahhhhhahhhahh shit
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:17, archived)
# this image is fucking stupid
so obviously, I enjoyed it.

*cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:34, archived)
# A Busey pizza home delivered. Class.
Is Busey wearing a Mormon badge?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:37, archived)
# Two Buseys
one pizza?

Now I've gone and made myself feel happy and ill
(Captain Weirdo I'm not lurking, I only pass by occasionally, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:25, archived)
# I see ginger spice
has made an effort with her appearance for once
(Captain Weirdo I'm not lurking, I only pass by occasionally, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:42, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:25, archived)
# *cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:35, archived)
# cle
var!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:49, archived)
# Nice!!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Bonus point for using the original puppets!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Most moving of the classics
She was a spoilt brat I established last Christmas day though?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Um.....
.

.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:29, archived)
# we're not worthy!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:30, archived)
# You didn't tell em about my pubes, did you?
arf.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:31, archived)
# MIRRORWAYNE!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Game over, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Too brown!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:24, archived)
# I don't like the font
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Game over man!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:29, archived)
# heheh
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:24, archived)
# these films live next to each other
on a shelf in my living room
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:24, archived)
# now you're seeing double
:D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:27, archived)
# yep!
ghostbusters 2 is there as well :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Ghostbusters 1 is bestest
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:30, archived)
# yes, but
ghostbusters 2 is good for 2 reasons:
the statue of liberty getting freaky to jackie wilson
the line "why am i drippings with goo?"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:32, archived)
# there was a sequel?
 
I must have conveniently blocked that out
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:31, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhahh fuck yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:30, archived)
[challenge entry] hope this is applicable:

Slightly tedious!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Motherbitchin'!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:24, archived)
# *canned laughter*
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:24, archived)
# applicable or not
i'd pay to see it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:25, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:26, archived)
# ha ha ha ! oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:35, archived)
# hee hee
clicks but points out lack of wrinkled stocking
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:59, archived)
# Oh dear!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 0:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Iconic?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:16, archived)
# I'm too uncultured to get this one
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:26, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:27, archived)
#
ahem...

and...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:28, archived)
# hehhhehhehh
 
yes, far too classy for us bottom-feeders
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:03, archived)
# I have not seen it but we were discussing clips from it in February.
www.b3ta.com/board/9166768

THAT CAT COULD HAVE DONE WITH SOME CAT WADERS, I NOW REALISE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:08, archived)
# must've bindun.

HUGE original here
www.eatbrie.com/large_posters_files/Psycho11.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Cock docking
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:11, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:15, archived)
# That's it, that's all I can see now.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:16, archived)
# Oh hello Hex!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:11, archived)
# far too well groomed and attractive
 
and as we saw in Sweeney Todd, a better singer too
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:46, archived)
# this creeps into my head with surprising regularity
 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqwWWjH7Lxw
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:51, archived)
# I award you one "Arf!"
And one click.

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:11, archived)
# i may be going to the cinema tomorrow
but i won't be watching him
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:12, archived)
# That film wore me out.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Yes, Borat was much better
imho
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Easier to watch and slightly more genuine.
Though the Paula Abdul scene was outstanding
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Yes it was.
I also felt that the film was following the Borat script 'formula'... thus it lost a lot of its originality.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Yes it did!
And you could tell celebs were getting moist to be in his film.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:25, archived)
# i will be watching harry potter
i'm going with my niece and nephew, they're my alibi
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:14, archived)
# I saw a bit of the trailer and actaully considered seeing it
then I realised I'm 23 and I don't like Harry Potter.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:16, archived)
# emma watson isnt even that hot
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:17, archived)
# A THOUSAND TIMES THIS.
I fail to see what the fuss is about.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Order of the whatever
was really good but only the imax 3D bits. I felt the rest was drivel.
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:20, archived)
# She is quite hot, she has MANBROWS though
nice legs on Jonathan Woss the other week.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:20, archived)
# She just annoyed me on jonny woss:(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:21, archived)
# I'm pretty sure I wasn't listening and was hardly watching, I did see legs though
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Yes, legs, she's 18 or 19 now, so good
But voice, annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:29, archived)
# I'll give you that.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:31, archived)
# i'm 34
i'm still going to watch it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:18, archived)
# I'm 36
and I like logs
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:20, archived)
# all kids love log
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Like you say; you have excuses.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:20, archived)
# yes i have :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:29, archived)
# i liked it :)
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Im 21, and Im unemployed
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:21, archived)
# but you're an unemployed meng
surely that counts for something
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:23, archived)
# Maybe....
I'll probably be MEng MRes in a year
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:24, archived)
# unemployed can be fun
more time to watch cash in the attic, eat marmite on toast, drink tea and play mariokart
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:26, archived)
# No, it's not
I want to work.

Im bored.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:28, archived)
# I fucking concurr.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Im fed up of having nothing to do, and no money to do anything
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:31, archived)
# you get used to it
or blow your dole money on drugs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Im not a drain on society yet
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:33, archived)
# i don't particularly want to be
went to the doctor's yesterday, got told i won't be getting signed off the sick in the foreseeable future :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:38, archived)
# I just want a fucking job!
I dont care if it's cleaning up shit. Just something for the summer! :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:40, archived)
# i want to be a forensic toxicologist
not much chance of that, though
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:46, archived)
# I'll do a masters and then probably a PhD, then the real world!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:47, archived)
# i'll sit here, scratching my arse
and then go blind
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:49, archived)
# Oh fuck I should totally do that.
What's best to ride out a recession Heroin or Cocaine?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:34, archived)
# heroin
the buzz lasts longer, or so i'm told
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Ah, but which is cheaper?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Wanking
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:43, archived)
# stealing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:45, archived)
# AMPHETAMINES
take it all in at once and then crash in a nervous heap!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Sounds like a plan.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:44, archived)
# not a good idea
gave me a nervous twitch and i STILL didn't lose weight!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:44, archived)
# I'm 20 and I'm an alcololic.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:24, archived)
# i'd like to be an alcoholic
but i just can't commit to a relationship with booze
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:27, archived)
# I'm 38 and for the first time tonight
had a few pints with my dad, and all the subsequent drunken honesty, which was simply great; plus my little half-brother kept up with us, aged eleven; bless their Canadian innocence when it came to walking to the tube in Camden Town with comments such as 'those bars are next to each other'

Awwww

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:28, archived)
# my folks both work in my local
my dad is hysterical when he's pissed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:30, archived)
# He told me tonight my grandmother; his mum
has an MBE, for stuff she did in the admiralty during the war, which I never knew, of which she is still very secretive about, even to family; which he expressed his frustration about, given she is apparently loosing her marbles. Be nice to learn her tale before she pops it; some aspect of it apparently involved white rabbit
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:41, archived)
# 0_0
secretive!
i found out last year that my great uncle was captain of the titanic
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Whar
that's slightly heavy
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:55, archived)
# indeed
our family has enough skeletons in the closet without me being related to someone responsible for over 1000 deaths
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:59, archived)
# A Night to Remember
is the screenplay for me concerning that event; I weep uncontrollably whenever I see it,

but the final point the film makes is the disaster made all make sure about people and life boats; IE: have enough
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:11, archived)
# oh me neither.
just fitted the movie poster mess/mash up thing.
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:14, archived)
[challenge entry] I thought I would do something,
but it was shit, so I will put it here instead:

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:15, archived)
# ok, i'll forgive you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:19, archived)
# Thanks mate
I don't want a shit reputation before I've had a chance to build a good one!
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:23, archived)
# don't worry
i got flamed my first day for posting a non-pic new thread. i'm good with hecklers, so i gave as good as i got and, by the next day, nobody remembered!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:35, archived)
# It does seem that the man is a nob.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:14, archived)
# LOL TEST
Oh it didnt work :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:16, archived)
# I just did a future image

his face melted off :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:05, archived)
# after leaving mythbusters
stuntman buster moved on to bigger and better things
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:07, archived)
# I miss Mythbusters.
I guess they have mid-season breaks?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:08, archived)
# no idea
haven't seen it for ages, i'm on the shitty budget cable package that gives you about 6 channels
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:11, archived)
# WINKsurfthechannelWINK
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:12, archived)
# i would
but i'm lazy and b3ta takes all my spare time
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Poor thing.
Let me help!
*presses all the buttons*
UH OH GONE ALL WRONG. SOLLY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:15, archived)
# you know you're not to touch the buttons
we don't want a repeat of the tapioca incident, do we?
DO WE???
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Ahhhh ahhh ahhhhhh ahhhhhh ahhhhhhh.
*gets in sleeping bag the wrong way*
*muffled screams*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:19, archived)
# get the mittens on
or i'll send in the beagle!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:20, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7oGx2dImE8
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:20, archived)
# I don't know what it is,
but it's kinda cool
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:08, archived)
# nor me...
but it's safe to say we must prepare!
(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Dog The Bounty Hunter looks well gay.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:08, archived)
# SPACE COP.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:08, archived)
#
It's Dr No Evil
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:11, archived)
# FULL BODY CONDOM
 
FOR SAFE JUSTICE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Bindun? Old already?
Don't care. I've only just switched on, and as some b3ta veterans'll remember, I love to wheel out my favourite pig head source pic at the slightest opportunity.

(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:03, archived)
# Gah!
What a horrible face! And I don't fancy the pig much either! lolololol!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:07, archived)
# DANGER: DO NOT SHARE TROUGH
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 0:10, archived)

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