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# name the song.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Park Life
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 19:49, archived)
# no
but thanks for playing.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Park Life?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Park Life.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Park Life?
(AMadDayYes, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Right dog has halo?
(AMadDayYes, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 19:50, archived)
# say what you see
...but no.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Arewenotdogs.jpg?
(AMadDayYes, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 19:52, archived)
# answer
we are Devo.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 19:54, archived)
# I've got it!
Dogs with car keys round their necks?
(AMadDayYes, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:00, archived)
# Cotton Eye Joe
By Rednex?
(AMadDayYes, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:05, archived)
# Smells Like Teen Spirit
(halo, halo, halo, halo)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 19:51, archived)
# is good but its
not right.

actually, it's not even that good. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 19:52, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9627873
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 19:53, archived)
# one of my dogs is a saint but the other is a cunt
by the pogues
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Where the fuck is the frisbee?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Whip It
real good
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 19:52, archived)
# \o/
whippet good!
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Firestarter.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 19:53, archived)
# What kind of person tarts fires?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Hey there, looking for for some hot, burning fun?
I got the hottest fires this side of the river, yo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 19:54, archived)
# ...Simon?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 19:55, archived)
# Yes?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 19:56, archived)
# Remind me someone
which twisted genius was it that gave us the Simon Weston Grill. I'm thinking Leningrad or GMOS or possibly Mr. Pineapple
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 19:56, archived)
# Oh. You were talking about Weston.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 19:57, archived)
# Talking
and dreaming

Fuck, I just found out it's his birthday today too.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 19:58, archived)
# he needs to be careful with all
those candles.


(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:04, archived)
# GMOS!
I think its still on his profile page.
(AMadDayYes, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:06, archived)
# GMOS!
That pic, and the Ian Huntley non-slip bathmat, are two of the guiltiest laughs I've had here.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:13, archived)
# There's a Whippet in my knickers, but my mum's still a Christian
by Michael Micks and the Mikeys?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 19:54, archived)
# Halo.... Is it fleas you're looking for?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 19:58, archived)
# released on
Pressed Paws Records?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:00, archived)
# Jake the peg by Rolf Harris?
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Halowhippet
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:00, archived)
# Push it?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:01, archived)
# All dogs go to heaven
even the cunty ones
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:02, archived)
# The cheeky girls?
Oh fugg, you want the song not the artist, ok then...

...Girls aloud?
(I helped save b3ta! NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:23, archived)
# all saints, surely?
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Ooooh, I don't know about that...
Apparantly the dark haired one would fiddle with a gentleman's unmentionables for a walnut whip.

Allegedly...
(I helped save b3ta! NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Smoke ring dog head?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 21:04, archived)
# JUSITS 4 WULBER!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 19:32, archived)
# Wilbur is wiv da anglez now!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 19:42, archived)
# I was worried I had gone a bit too far even for /board for a while then.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 19:44, archived)
# It's Wilbur's own fault for getting on that plane with Samuel L Jackson.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 19:48, archived)
# EAT DEM EAT DEM EAT DEM!
I officially love this site now:
tubedubber.com/#339ixMtHrVk:Y18c0oHZLfM:0:100:0:0:true
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 19:45, archived)
# That's glorious.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Actually I think this one might be better.
tubedubber.com/#339ixMtHrVk:qrjv9y7EceA:0:100:0:0:true
Edit: Infact I know it's better. I'm grinning like a retard with a stick of rock up it's arse
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 19:47, archived)
# HARARARARARARARARARARA
pffffttt
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Compo fodder?
It's Billie Piper as Rose in Dr. Who being sucked into an inter-dimentional vortex / top-loading washing machine or something.

(drudge_dread, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 18:30, archived)
# even though i dont watch doctor whom
i think this is the greatest thing i have seen.
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 18:34, archived)
# I think a merekat pulling a wheelie on a poo bicycle wins hands down.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 18:35, archived)
# ...on fire in an Ice Hotel.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 18:39, archived)
# Whilst dreaming of formerly popular desserts from the 1970s
Such as Angel Delight
(drudge_dread, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 18:41, archived)
# and making the whole thing eco-friendly.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 18:43, archived)
# by carbon offsetting
snakes, Ian McCulloch and Spain
(drudge_dread, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Simples
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 19:21, archived)
# It's got their name on it.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 18:37, archived)
# I remember when Wickes had stores in the Netherlands
I worked there
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Wickes, the place for crap
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 18:58, archived)
# THEY'VE GOT IT AT LEEKS! THE OUT OF TOWN DEPARTMENT STORE!
GOT IT?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 19:00, archived)
# Leekes of Melksham!
Haven't heard that jingle in ages...
(Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted?, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 21:43, archived)
# I remember when Simon Wicks was in Eastenders.
He was absolutely brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Should I really pause listening to The Mars Volta for one of the ultimate 100 really bad songs?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 19:12, archived)
# Er yeah, it's Nick Berry!
But as a treat, you can also have this!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGQn5RXm_gk
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 19:13, archived)
# I despair at humanity

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 19:21, archived)
# LOL?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 19:16, archived)
# *petitions the government about Redsushi*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 8 Aug 2009, 19:20, archived)
# yes!
we must petition to keep nature from being nature.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:53, archived)
# looks a bit like
the ghostbusters logo
(I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 19:18, archived)
# ideal
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:35, archived)
# I dunno
You see, I'd happily face fuck Billie Piper, but that telephone socket...hmm, not sure.

But gets a click from me anyhow for inducing the mental image of face-fucking Billie Piper!

\o/
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Hull please. i fucking hate that advert!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Hahaha
You're a wrong'un
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 18:10, archived)
# Hahahahaha
lol :))))
(herman:D, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 18:15, archived)
# GADDzooks!!!!!!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 18:18, archived)
# I'm not allowed to do a poo in Paul's bathroom,
I'm not in his gang :(
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 18:41, archived)
# No you can't coz he thinks you're a kiddy fiddling cock:p
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 19:21, archived)
# I wrote a blog about this very thing
on my bebo page not six weeks ago!

I am almost consumed by the shame, not that I also thought immediately of Paul Gadd when seeing this advert, but by the fact I have a bebo. And possibly the only one in existence with a blog containing more than cut-n-paste inspirational drivel.
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:46, archived)
# woah!look at the HEAT comin'off him

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Hahaha haaaaa
Dance! Clappity clappy dance!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 17:56, archived)
# a dance in 13/12 time - very difficult
...but the guy manages to even pull this one off.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 17:57, archived)
# 15 steps, and then a sheer drop
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 18:05, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8fv6Sw5O64
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Depends if you have epilepsy I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Hope! Change! Hope! Change! Hope! Change! Hope! Change!
Hope! Change! Hope! Change! Hope! Change! Hope! Change!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Stop!

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 17:59, archived)
# It's the illegal immigrant shuffle.
/rightwing nutjob blog


Happy Boithday!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 18:00, archived)
# When your hot to trot . . . trot what you got !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You go barry!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Hahaha
Work it!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 17:59, archived)
# HE'S A MAAANIAC, MAAAAAANIIAAAC!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 17:59, archived)
# haha.. excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Conga chains you can believe in
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Don't ASK me why.............but THIS is in my head for some reason.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceI9H9NMzXA
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Funny . . . I was think more of this for musical accompaniment . . .
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pP9mDEri85o&feature=rec-HM-fresh+div
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 18:14, archived)
# I must admit........it DOES fit better. How about THIS one??
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmin5WkOuPw
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 18:21, archived)
# That's pretty freaky . . . But for pure dance and listening pleasure . . .
tubedubber.com/#y1FjlVsZ-mk:WEubiUaDq0o:0:100:0:0:true
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Let's modernise it a little, shall we? :-)..........(GOOD guitar, who is it?)
tubedubber.com/#y1FjlVsZ-mk:K0HSD_i2DvA:0:100:6:0:true
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 18:50, archived)
# There ya go !
Guthrie Govan-Funky Blues . . . guitar player extrodinair !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 19:02, archived)
# baby you can start my fire
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 18:35, archived)
# love that diddleee rythym:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 18:34, archived)
# Them's some good ol' boys . . . dag nab it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Hahahahaha Hahahahaha Hahahahaha
(herman:D, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 18:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Does this count for compo?


have an amy winehouse shaped pork scratching aswell, maybe the combination of both might get past the no drawing rule?




and for those with a strong constitution, John Prescot made from a infected wound.. seriously dont look at this if you're squeemish, you have been warned, actually dont look at it even if you arn't squeemish.. I like prezza, dunno why I did this.. www.b3tards.com/u/a819c196319444d8076c/prezza.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Arf!
But the wound looks more like that little girl from the Red Cross advert with the harelip.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Ha oh dear, I think ide expect to be fired from a trebuchet into Hull if i reinvisioned it that way!
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Hahahahah
Also cricket fans.
Bopara is a twat, needs to be dropped.

Ashes 09 on xbox is very good
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Well yeah, but in his defence,
it wasn't actually lbw. It hit the bat first.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 17:52, archived)
# But he should have hit it better
He's out
England are even more fucked.
Drop him
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 17:53, archived)
# It just shows how bad england are without pietersen and flintoff
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Well yeah, probably.
However, our bowlers have a fair bit to answer for from Edgbaston too.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 17:57, archived)
#
edgbaston Headingly yesterday evening, and this morning and this afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Meh,
Australia haven't exactly put on a phenomenal run total. It only looks so good due to our shitness yesterday morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 18:00, archived)
# 450 is a decent total
England will be lucky to get 300 in this innings
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 18:05, archived)
# I'm not saying it isn't decent,
but it shouldn't be unattainable, and we wouldn't have been shitting ourselves if we were coming in to bat to that in out first innings.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 18:08, archived)
# No, but it's our 2nd innings with a very average batting lineup
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 18:09, archived)
# VERY AVERAGE
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 18:13, archived)
# I still think we might win this test ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 18:54, archived)
# VERY AVERAGE!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 18:55, archived)
# STEVE HARMISON WILL PUT ON 400 HIMSELF!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 19:03, archived)
# pfft!
i am fond of the first one
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:07, archived)
# almost topical
and totally wandbagon, but i only get to post at weekends :(

(djboo, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 17:07, archived)
# suave
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Pub Lick # 1
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 17:23, archived)
# pub lick enema
:)))))))))))))))))))
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 18:09, archived)
# hahaha...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 18:07, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Hahah
so harsh :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Arf
Just came across this banner ad


Nice to see American immigration policy is now done with internet adverts.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 17:20, archived)
# To get it,
will I have to live with Andie McDowell? If so, no thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 17:22, archived)
# You could 'ave 'er single handedly!
no wait...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 17:42, archived)
# What colour is it?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Is it for alieennss?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 17:43, archived)
# not sure why, but it reassures me
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 16:52, archived)
# MOO
MOO MOO MOO
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 16:55, archived)
# OOM!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 16:56, archived)
# *gives sparkling water*
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 17:31, archived)
# ZMOO
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 16:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 17:00, archived)
# gah!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 17:00, archived)
# hahahaa!
yeep!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Neer !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 17:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 17:28, archived)
# That's right where it's going !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 17:29, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Hahahah DIE YOU DICK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 17:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 17:29, archived)
# GOO GOO !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 17:30, archived)
# GMOO ?
Image hosted by uppix.net
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 17:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Yes I love playing with Lego...


the names bond,James Bond!! and his Lotus esprit turbo!!!
(fishermanash, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 16:41, archived)
[challenge entry]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UDnSsDMwRA

Also, have The Rat Pack


(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Lovin that!
your Sammy Davis jr is pure class!
(fishermanash, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Well ya know,
horrendous racism is my forté ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Jesus Jellybean Christmas
what a fucking nasal whining drone
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Hell yeah!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKWWyEP7Xaw
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Summer Loving from Grease.
Same chords, even shares the line "Met a girl"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 17:31, archived)
# AF
?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 16:43, archived)
# HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOFAHA

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Hahahah MONSTER
Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 16:46, archived)
# happy birthday
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Ta
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 16:47, archived)
# happy birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Thanks Mr Space
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Happy real day Mofahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Tahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Happy DOB . . . may you be as happy as you want to be !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Thanks Valin
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 17:04, archived)
# I had some friends over a couple of years ago
and they took the piss a bit when they saw I had my lego out.

Within 5 mins were were all making a space ship. We were all 23
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Lego,
best. toy. ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 17:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Dr Manhattan.


I decided I may as well take advantage of having a blue plaster cast. Next up, a smurf!

Also, apologies for the un-necessary flash, but it's the only way to get it light enough for Dr Manhattan. Also, not very well done, but I only have one fully functioning arm, so fuck you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 16:32, archived)
# What you done you silly sod?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Shattered my wrist tripping over a kerb :D
Wanna see the pics of my hand?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Naa
I've got two of my own.

Exactly how many beers had you had?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Only 3 or 4.
It wasn't so much the falling as how I landed on my hand. I landed on the back of it, so it all caved in. Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 16:36, archived)
# CLAIMS DIRECT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Me? Working?
Don't be silly ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 16:37, archived)
# kerbs
belong to the council. So sue them...
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:50, archived)
# What are you like?
How many times have you fucked yourself up lately?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 16:37, archived)
# I know, it hasn't been a great 25th year for me.
Since my birthday I have;

Torn the ligaments in my foot
Cracked a tooth
Knocked a filling out
Twisted my ankle and knee whilst running
Smashed my wrist
and this week, cracked the aforementioned cracked tooth again.

It has only been my 25th year since the end of April :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 16:39, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 16:54, archived)
# LOST:
One Redsushi Whoop Whoop. Answers to the name of 'Lucky'.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 16:47, archived)
# You're getting old.
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Hurray for drunken stumbles!
I mean Ouch.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Hahahaha
Lovely. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 16:36, archived)
# But how do you type?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 16:37, archived)
# With my fingers?
Why? How do you type?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Erm...
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Hey Dr . . . it hurts when I do this !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Have a pea....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 16:41, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 16:39, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 16:42, archived)
# got any mangled hand pics?
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 16:43, archived)
# I most coitanly do!
Well, not mangled as such, but yeah, of my hand when they changed the cast the other day with the wires hanging out.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 16:44, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Jackson ghost spotted

(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Find more on the B3TA search engine:
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 16:32, archived)
# BOOBIES!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Is he dead?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 16:37, archived)
# HONK!


This was going to be so bloody good and arty and that (I was going to play with the reflections). But I can't cure the seamy front wheel, so have as is, sorry. :(
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 16:27, archived)
# HONK . . . what a nice ride !
Warning: Things in reflections appear to be different then they really are !

The notion of motion is the the thing . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 16:37, archived)
# I was going to make the
top reflection a brand new car or something... Showing the evolution of the car. Or some other pretentious bullshit!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 16:40, archived)
# this confuses me!
yes I'd just put a blurry dark area under the wheel and side so it looks more like the far side one.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 16:37, archived)
# i'll box on
:/
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Gaston ?
Image hosted by uppix.net
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 16:41, archived)
# In the unlikely event Will Self marries Harriet Harman
Harriet Self-Harman
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 16:16, archived)
# hahahaha...
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 16:18, archived)
# I really shouldnt be laughing as much as I am at that..
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Would the result be an emo?
/Self harman blog

*reads top but. Ah sorry that was the gag*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 16:35, archived)
# It's all in the wrist !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Sure is.
Just ask Redsushi...

*guilts*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 18:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Harrison Ford
Another fabulous chance to see ...



Click for bigger (167 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! Cheeses of Nazareth Where's Captain Kirk? www.whereiskirk.com, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Damn that's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Happy Birthday, Jabba the Hutt
Woo
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 15:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Nicely.
EDIT: What the hell am I playing at? A real life compo and I haven't reposted yet? Consider that all remedied now :D


(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 16:05, archived)
# skeletor?
:P

j/k WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 16:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 16:17, archived)
[challenge entry] P. O. B.
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 8 Aug 2009, 15:40, archived)
# P.O.D.
Also, Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 15:44, archived)
# oh dear
tis Christian rock?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 15:57, archived)
# I dunno, not to my knowledge.
I seem to remember that was quite a big hit when I was in college and ITV used it on their football coverage a lot I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 16:05, archived)
# SOOTY - (Naked)
Edit:- SINCEREST apols to finite......Better?

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 15:55, archived)
# NSFW!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Hee Hee :-)
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 15:59, archived)
# haha
that's better

*removes hands from children's eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nice edit :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 16:08, archived)
# come on Jim break on through
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Seamless!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 15:27, archived)
# ris?
(pffft!)
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 15:30, archived)
# hahaha Moron
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 15:33, archived)
# as near seamless as I can be bothered on a Sat morning
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 15:34, archived)
# its a right state his grave now :(
This is how it was last year when I went

(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 15:35, archived)
# MORON?

I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 15:39, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 15:39, archived)
# oh wow.
i didn't notice that
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 15:42, archived)
# he might have been one
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Read the gravestone
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 15:46, archived)
# RIS?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 8 Aug 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Bringin' the house down??
DE-RIS for those living under rocks:- www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oyaz5_2cB2Y


(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 15:02, archived)
# akshally, I am living under a rock, NOW!
now get this f**king concrete box off of my roof
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 15:04, archived)
# hahaha
job well done:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 15:15, archived)
# OTHER COUNTRIES CAN BE SOO STUPID

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Barrel rolling buildings.
The end is near.



TJ : someone I don't know misstype a number and text me. Should I :
* Reply him he misstyped (gently or not)
* Pretend to be his friend and tell him to frack off
* Do nothing
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Depends,
What did he say to you?

In English though, not in your silly foreign language ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Ahem.
In essence :
(S)He thinks (s)he's texting a girl name "Mélanie"
(S)He has no credits to call but has illimited texts. (I don't, so I wont play long with him/her)
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Send a picture of your cock
Along with "the operation went well"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Can't
It's an old B&W Nokia. Can't even use a custom ringtone.


But I keep your idea in mind :)
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Ask him when he's going to let you tap that
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 15:27, archived)
# hahaha
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 18:18, archived)
# What a great series


Click for bigger (184 kb)
As it should have been
(lurker)
(reggaereilly, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
fucking hell her expression is wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Agreed
I just think she likes where he's just put his finger ;)
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Hahaha. I rememberwatching that with my folks.
Grrr. My cleaner is taking the day off today sa he wanted to take part in the 40th anniversary of the Abbey Road album celebration. The agency Iused has sent me round someone that does not speak a word of English.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 15:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 14:35, archived)
# porntube
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 14:38, archived)
# redporn
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 14:38, archived)
# youred
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Hi, Ed.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 15:15, archived)
# It's my birthday you fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 14:39, archived)
#
Glitter Graphics
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Dude you should make more stuff like this
it's great.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 14:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Wow you can really make them quickly!
I'm serious, you should concentrate on this more, anyone can make those 'drawings' or whatever they are but this is really special.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 14:51, archived)
# gee, thanks
i made this one for meg whites birthday
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Hahaha
meg can drum along to it.
Bang.
Bang.
Bang.
Bang.
Bang.
Bang.
Bang.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Dummmmmm
dum dum dum dum duuuuum duuuuuum!
Dummmmm dum dum dum dum dummm dummm dummm dummmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 15:26, archived)
# I think someone needs some birthday cheese!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Cheeeeeeeeese

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 14:58, archived)
# What a fantastic flight of cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 14:59, archived)
# I will be coming to claim my birthday cheese on tuesday,
please scrape all the hard bits off for me

thank you very much
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 14:59, archived)
# I shall ensure that my bell end is clean as a whistle or dare I say spotless.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 15:04, archived)
#
Garlic Roule, brie, cranberry wendsleydale? Bravo sir, bravo!
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 15:01, archived)
# le roule rules
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 15:05, archived)
# CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE !
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 15:06, archived)
#
bit big
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Whoa
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 14:46, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 15:02, archived)
# happy birthday old man
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Goddamit
www.b3ta.com/board/9627521
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 14:50, archived)
# HOW OLD

I want to know if I can call you an old fart without making a mockery of myself
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 14:57, archived)
# You can.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 14:59, archived)
# ADULTS!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 15:02, archived)
# lol

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Happy Birthday Pops!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Wasn't it Roger Daltrey who sang "I hope I die before I get old",
the clapped-out geriatric old cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Yeah, but it was Pete Townshend who wrote it.
The clapped-out geriatric old paedophile.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Happy Birthday fella, hope it's a good one for you
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Ok to gaz G.A.?
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Haha
do you call people on the phone and ask them if you can send them a letter? Is this some extreme form of politeness I've been previously unaware of?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Ok, point taken ;-)
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 14:54, archived)
# ;)

CHEVRON
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 15:00, archived)
# haha
you've been sending people rude letters all these years :D
(gtfomh, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 15:43, archived)
# replied fella :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Cheeers
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 14:53, archived)
# hooray!
Happy birthday!

Do you get cake later?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Thank you.
I'm not sure about cake. I think Kk and evil_twin are making me a dessert... it will probably contain chocolate.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Equally delicious
I'm sure
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Happy birthday !
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Merci.
What do you think of my French?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 15:01, archived)
# looks good
as far as a single word can tell.
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Then I'll quit while I'm ahead.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 15:07, archived)
# happy barfday 2 uuuuuuuu,happee barfday 2 uuuuuuu
happee barfday dear Mofahahahaha,happy barfday 2 uuuuuuuuuu:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 15:22, archived)
# happy birthday :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Thanks prodge :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 15:22, archived)
# spankwire kicks both there arses
so I have been told
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Redyou
Youred
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 14:44, archived)
# xvideos
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 14:47, archived)
# tnaflix
they should make a youtube-esque porn sites top-trumps.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 14:52, archived)
# fantasti.cc
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 14:49, archived)
# vikingpasses.com
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 14:49, archived)
# yourface, mytube
it pisses off my son when I purposely misname all of the popular websites

youbook tubeface
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 14:56, archived)
# My Dad says things like "the Google", but he doesn't do it to piss me off, he's just doesn't understand
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 14:58, archived)
# The what?
I don't get into all of the Yoohoo stuff, I just read email and play scrabble.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 15:09, archived)
# deagostini.com.au/ilovehorses
Best of all.
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 14:56, archived)
# fapfapfap
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 14:57, archived)
# I didn't even click the link
and that damn song is stuck in my head
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 15:15, archived)
# It's not a link
just the URL ;)

(Good to know I don't need to link it to stick the song in your head. Mouhahahahaha !!)
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 15:20, archived)
# http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/8191117.stm


Click for bigger (22 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 14:27, archived)
# All priests and religious leaders are sex pests and nazis! LOL!
Truth is, they just wanna party like the rest of us....


(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 14:35, archived)
# raise the roof
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Sush!

Got the other shirt yesterday.
So wow that's a neato what now right.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Aces, what colour did you get?
The classic red?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Of course

/edit: ms. mediocre likes it too ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Top Stuff :D
However, are you saying she doesn't liek the Lego one? How is Ms. Mediocre? Fully recovered?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Yes, she also likes the other one
which can as a bit of a surprise ;)

Yeah, she's okay now. Bit blue at certain parts.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 15:39, archived)
# *NSFW* Stephen Lynch - (Altar Boy) *NSFW*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXE6GZPPCOk
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 14:39, archived)

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