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# People like to look at ducks
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 3:40, archived)
# Oh man
I wish I could look at some ducks right now.
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 3:43, archived)
# Dude, imagine if there were some ducks. Just like some ducks right here.
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 3:43, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 3:43, archived)
# Hello tiny sausage.gif!
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 3:44, archived)
# It's pretty great to look at ducks.
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 3:43, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 3:44, archived)
# hoooooo
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 3:46, archived)
# People should do it more often.
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 3:44, archived)
# duck luck suck fuck
dog
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 3:44, archived)
# GEETS
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 3:45, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 3:47, archived)
# IT'S THE PLURAL OF GOOTS
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 3:48, archived)
# GRORNTS IS THE VERB OF YR ASS.
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 3:51, archived)
# !!
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 3:53, archived)
# Lets not fight anymore.
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 3:54, archived)
# Ok
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 3:56, archived)
# hello
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 3:55, archived)
# Oh hello.
This is nice. We've not spoken in ages.
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 3:57, archived)
# totally
anyway i have to get back to posting now

take care
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:12, archived)
#
 
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:17, archived)
# Watchout! They might look back at you.
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 3:47, archived)
# I am one of those people
I got attacked by a duck in a zoo one time, it was horrible

At first I just stood there laughing as it bit my legs but then it actually got me a couple of good ones. For a split second I was torn between wanting to pick it up to throw it back in the pond and the realisation that I was in a zoo filled with children.

One of the keepers noticed and took the duck away. The end.
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 3:48, archived)
# Ok
when I was very young my mum took me to a childrens' zoo where you could go in with the animals. A goat started to chew on my coat and I got really upset about it. I couldn't understand why it would be so rude.
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 3:50, archived)
# PLEASE GUYS SOMEONE COMMENT ON MY STORY
I'M NOT SAYING THIS IN AN ATTENTION-SEEKING WAY
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:14, archived)
# GOD I FUCKING HATE YOU GUYS
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:36, archived)
# i hear ya man, i hear ya
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:41, archived)
# seriously if you didn't expect a goat to be rude then i don't know how to help you
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:42, archived)
# FUCK
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:56, archived)
# You're not on its approved food list.
Once they get a taste of humans they are never the same after.
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 3:51, archived)
# This was the duck
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 3:55, archived)
# ducks.gronkblogs.au
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 3:55, archived)
# the link doesn't work
i can't get the link to work
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:00, archived)
# Do you have a scroll wheel on your mouse?
If so, try using that.
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:03, archived)
# I've a virus on my router so I can't scroll.
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:05, archived)
# Art. Literature. Entertainment.
I saw shada mention this earlier so I spent some time figuring out what it was about.
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:08, archived)
# I trust you figured it out.
It's very important to get jokes.
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:13, archived)
# Yes, I'm fully up to speed vis-a-vis this humour-instance
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:16, archived)
# My mouse is cordless so it gets a little bit finnicky when I try to use it for websites
it's great for word processing though
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:11, archived)
# What kind of words is it good with?
Reason I'm asking, I'm thinking of writing a romance novel and I want to make sure my mouse is compatible.
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:12, archived)
# I don't think i've tried it on a romance set of words
I mainly do comedy and sci fi.
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:38, archived)
# evil fucker evil EVIL FUCKING DUCK
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 3:56, archived)
# THAT'S THE EXACT SAME GOAT THAT ATE MY COAT
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 3:56, archived)
# That looks more like a small goose.
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 3:57, archived)
# KILL IT NOW
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 3:57, archived)
# It looks like such a lovely boid
they cannot be trusted
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 3:59, archived)
# S
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:00, archived)
# Shod
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:00, archived)
# When we were kids my friend had a mean ass pet duck that used to run after us and bite us
apparently it was some kind of weird sex thing.
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 3:56, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 3:59, archived)
# Oh god this is so awesome.
Fuck. I'm saving it.
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:00, archived)
# GC but worth repeating
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:02, archived)
# oh man
I remember when I first saw this on fortean times shortly before I joined b3ta

I emailed it to everyone and I was the king of the office.
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:09, archived)
# I used to buy fortean times
back when it was the best way to find stories like that. I think the internet has pretty much killed it off.
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:11, archived)
# yeah, it never seems very interesting when I visit their site
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:50, archived)
# I WAS LIKE A GOD TO THOSE PEOPLE
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:11, archived)
# THIS EXPLAINS YOUR SOMEWHAT ALOOF ATTITUDE
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:13, archived)
# I like how they a swap a shoe to add a kinky edge to proceedings
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:02, archived)
# HOW IS EGGY FORMED?
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:04, archived)
#
 

 
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:21, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 3:14, archived)
# You're not my real Dad
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 3:22, archived)
# san fran is sausage gay biscuit shark meme fag gay
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 3:30, archived)
# needs more giant helifork attachments
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:06, archived)
# Lord of the onion ring
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 2:18, archived)
# so it won't be mushrooms then
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 2:22, archived)
# haha
that works surprisingly well
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 2:34, archived)
# And one ring to row them all.
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 2:36, archived)
# Can I touch your winky?
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 2:42, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 3:18, archived)
# TOP FREEBASE
Reclaiming his rights over Goatse's wedding ring and shit
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:38, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 2:12, archived)
# Top microwaving
That is one proud sausage.
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 2:13, archived)
# GO TEAM SAUSAGE!
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 2:17, archived)
# you may have this
Woo!

and indeed this

yay!

(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 2:17, archived)
# It's fun to be happy.
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 2:17, archived)
# GREASE IT UP!
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 2:21, archived)
# GOOD JOB MICROWAVE
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 2:47, archived)
# SAUSAGE VICTORY
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 3:08, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 3:31, archived)
# GJM
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:40, archived)
# so that's where this started
click for you
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 0:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Diddums
Photobucket
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 2:01, archived)
# damn
I'm going to have to buy sausages tomorrow

this compo is conspiring to force us all to have sausage and mash :)
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 2:02, archived)
# The sausage...
...is nought without the mash! :)
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 2:06, archived)
# if you wrap one in bacon
you'll have a "karl stegger in leather coat"

farm2.static.flickr.com/1262/573092504_d7395791d3_b.jpg

Ü
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 2:12, archived)
# that is quite nicely done
if slightly visually unnappealing :)
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 2:23, archived)
# karl stegger:
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 2:49, archived)
# O_o
they are shouting

why are they shouting!
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 2:52, archived)
# he's complaining about some elephants
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 2:53, archived)
# that is one impressive sausage
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 2:39, archived)
# it's the *best* sausage you can get here!
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 2:42, archived)
# or turn vegetarian
 
Sausages, sir? You wouldn't, if you knew how they were made
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 2:42, archived)
# basically it's just lips and assholes in guts
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 2:43, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 2:07, archived)
# Funnels?
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 2:09, archived)
# FUNNELS, MOTHERFUCKERS
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 2:22, archived)
# I have funnels
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:03, archived)
#
Funny stuff I like gravy sauce and potato
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 2:14, archived)
# This is a picture I did for the birthday of a friend of mine. I am using it as a placeholder.


Does anyone know which is better for art? London Met or University of East London?

I'm thinking UEL at the moment.
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 1:58, archived)
# sarah has big eyes
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 1:59, archived)
# That's not her. It's a character from Phoenix Wright called Pearl.
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 2:00, archived)
# does she have an objection?
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 2:01, archived)
# She has a magatama.
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 2:05, archived)
# sounds painful, is it contagious?
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 2:05, archived)
# Some kind of curved bead, according to wikipedia
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 2:11, archived)
# Im more concerned with the giant pretzl fused to her skull
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 2:00, archived)
# Her hair is quite strange.
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 2:04, archived)
# Pretzel University, Wisconsin!
edit: Sorry, I am very tired.
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 2:00, archived)
# is vere nice
I cant answer your question though.

(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 2:06, archived)
# YOU!
I drew you a Charleston! www.b3ta.com/board/9649166
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 2:11, archived)
# YAYAYAYAYAAYAYAYYA :D
HE LOOKS SO WONDERFULLY SCARY :DDD
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 2:12, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 2:13, archived)
# well for arts
The University of the Arts beats the crap out of both: Central St Martins, London College of Design, Chelsea, Camberwell.
All good.
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 7:31, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 1:46, archived)
# Aahh! We need some little biplanes to fly around shooting it or something.
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 1:47, archived)
# I might animate it tomorrow and add some in for you.
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 1:49, archived)
# if you poke holes in it, he will become dry and inedible :(
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 1:52, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 1:57, archived)
# that could be a catnippp sausage
:D
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 1:58, archived)
# It could! Perhaps it represents "socialist" healthcare which is just a pretext for the FEMA camps.

.
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 2:07, archived)
# I WAS COMPELLED INTO THIS SITUATION!
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 2:17, archived)
# ha ha ha
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:29, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 2:01, archived)
# glorious!
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 2:34, archived)
# ahhhhahhhhhahhhh FUCK YEAH
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 2:36, archived)
[challenge entry] An Amble Picnic
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(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 1:41, archived)
# I think you mean 'ample'.
OR A SAUNTER PICNIC!
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 1:42, archived)
# I like your buns.
The ones in your profile
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 1:44, archived)
# This Is In A Real Recipie Book
I submitted it to a book that was being made for a mates wedding.
Recipe:

The Amble Picnic.


The height of sophistication in Amble.

Ingredients.

Pie
Tin of pineapple rings
Sausage, deep fried.

Method.

Take your pie and shove the sausage into the middle of it so the sausage is poking skywards. Then, get someone who isn't from Amble, to open the tin of pineapples.
Note: If the chef is from Amble and attempts to open the tin themselves then make sure you have plenty of sticking plaster available.

Once you have the tin open, take out a single ring of pineapple and carefully place over the sausage.

Serve with 12 cans of wife-beater (men) or 2 bottles of Blue Nun (women).

Cheers

(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 1:46, archived)
# Oh dayum. I feel like a JERK.
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 1:46, archived)
# *appears in cloud of smoke*
*moves Ttssattsr suddenly*
*dissapears in a cloud of smoke*
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 1:59, archived)
# *oscillates rapidly*
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 2:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 1:08, archived)
# floating dog shit
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 1:11, archived)
# I WANT TO BELIVEVE
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 1:36, archived)
# Woof!
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 0:46, archived)
# ZOMBIE WOOF!
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 0:51, archived)
# YES
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 0:52, archived)
# username win
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 0:55, archived)
# Love at first bite !
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 0:55, archived)
# I knew a girl with a fish shaped piece of cunt.
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 0:59, archived)
# Tits!
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 1:01, archived)
# agh a wrwolf
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 1:05, archived)
# She's had her teeth whitened
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 1:19, archived)
[challenge entry] How do they make them so tasty?
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Hahahha :D
What is this!? :D
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 0:33, archived)
# extra long sausage thumb.
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 0:36, archived)
#
It's a pigs trotter ;)
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 0:36, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 0:41, archived)
[challenge entry] SAUSAGE CONGA!!
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 0:46, archived)
# yikes!
how than this compo be so delicious yet grotesque
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 0:54, archived)
# fucking hell yes
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 1:04, archived)
# LOLSAUSAGES?
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 1:37, archived)
# Wow, it's such a sausagefest around here
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 0:39, archived)
# WOW
i mean like, WOW
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 0:51, archived)
[challenge entry] brown sauce the sausages nemesis
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 0:41, archived)
# Pedicures in curry sauce.
 
woo!
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 0:41, archived)
# love the pic
love the username, from american psycho by any chance?
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 0:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Longturd is long.
;D
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 0:33, archived)
# its a happy sausage you mong ;)
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 0:47, archived)
# Hollow sausage is hollow !
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 0:39, archived)
# i was going to work on it longer
but after 3 hours i figured it was good enough =D
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 0:45, archived)
# Yeah . . . it's time for a sausage break !
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 0:47, archived)
# GAY
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 0:49, archived)
# haha
as i scrolled down this there was a dick tracy type music sample on the TV . I enjoyed
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 0:56, archived)
# fuck yeah dude.. SYNCHRONICITY
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 0:59, archived)
[challenge entry] oooooooooo fashion
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 0:30, archived)
# CORNDOG
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 0:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 0:27, archived)
# HAHAHA :D
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 0:28, archived)
# ha ha ha ha !
i love this compo
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 0:28, archived)
# :¬)
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 0:29, archived)
[challenge entry] hahahaha!
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 0:29, archived)
# hehe
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 0:30, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 0:35, archived)
# arf
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 11:16, archived)
[challenge entry] ralph
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Fat bitch.
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Fast bitch.
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Facist bitch.
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Fab itch.
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 0:35, archived)
# Yes?
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Which way is it going? In or out?
I can't tell
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 0:53, archived)
[challenge entry] It's Salami!
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 23:56, archived)
# HAHAHAHA FUCKING YES CLICKED :D
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 23:58, archived)
# WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS AWESOME.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 23:58, archived)
# I KNOW RIGHT
IT'S LIKE SOMEONE POOPED OUT SAUSAGES AND MARIO AND AWESOME IN A WINNING COMBINATION
BUT IN A MUCH MORE PLEASENT AND AWESOME WAY.
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 0:10, archived)
# I do believe we've hit the greatest challenge in a long while
with this one.

I'm now having a fry up in the morning.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 23:59, archived)
# yes!
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Hahahahaaha stop the compo, we have a winnar!
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 0:00, archived)
# "Hot dog! We have a wiener!"
/simpsons
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Compo it!
/ac
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Are those armour hotdogs?
/simpsons
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Armoured hotdogs would be difficult to eat.
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Wow
My memory must be going, I don't remember Mario being so sausage-filled.
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Houpla

(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 0:11, archived)
# *clicks hard*
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 0:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Meatsaber
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 23:53, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Fecking hell thats me in stitches for the rest of the night!
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 23:54, archived)
# Haha
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 23:55, archived)
# THE CHIPOLATAS SCARE EASILY, BUT THEY'LL BE BACK. AND IN GREATER NUMBERS.
:D
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 23:55, archived)
# Hahaha
That rolled through my mind before I glanced at this
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Do or do not
there is no Fry
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 23:55, archived)
# WHAT DO SAUSAGES DO IF AT FIRST THEY DON'T SUCCEED
they fry, fry again
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 23:59, archived)
# hahahahahahahahah
fuck

*clicks*
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 23:56, archived)
# Hahahah fuck
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 23:58, archived)
# Thats a click right there
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 23:59, archived)
# *chortle*
(*click*)
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Pffffft.
I did a big lol.
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 0:29, archived)
# hahahah
hahahaha
(, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 1:00, archived)

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