This comment is clever and deserves more attention.
NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 11:37,
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I just called that number but noone was sin
Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 11:47,
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:(empathy much?
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 11:43,
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There is no "e" in sunbathing.There is however an "e" in simpleton.
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 11:46,
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Why am I looking at your dog?
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:12,
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Petrol at £9.99 per litreIf they hadn't released him on commercial compassionate grounds
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CanonCaliber A big bore,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 11:58,
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Made this for my secret project
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 11:01,
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top notch
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 11:11,
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Water droplet splashesI was capturing pictures of water droplet splashes yesterday, captured this, and immediately thought of b3ta...
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Sun 23 Aug 2009, 10:57,
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astonished Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 11:13,
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Why am I looking at your dog?Because it is smashing!
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:13,
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Nice shotI had a go at that a while back. You get some really interesting shapes.
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finnbar has officially retired,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 12:18,
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yayNow do a version of that with scat all over his face
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 10:34,
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"Peter Peter......................you can see your house from up here"
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 11:15,
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Lololololol!Sorry? You should be!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 10:40,
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This is good TOAP:D
( Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 10:43,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Sausages!"){kind=small}
the last sausage supper
reason for deleted topic is to move it here
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 10:59,
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Shouldn't that be....
;D
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 10:35,
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oh buggersorry fella I didn't realise! I was racking my brain thinking who the "other" cliff was! It's true though you just can't recognise him without the bloody beanie hat.
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 10:39,
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What an odd life it must be though:Hat on:...Oooooh Mr Edge from famous band U2 can we have your autograph please, why yes indeed, we have a table for two on our busiest night... etc etc
Hat off:........who are you?
(Hat off:........who are you?
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 10:45,
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Terry Pratchett had similarhe used to wear his hat as a "zen disguise" because he said without it he was just another bald beardy man
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emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 11:02,
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Pffft!I like it :)
( Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 10:44,
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This reminds me of some of the stuff TUTT used to do Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 11:53,
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A thing of loveliness.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 10:41,
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Hurray!
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 8:39,
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How rude, I forgot to woo yours.Woo.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 8:48,
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You both rock.*rummages in the bag of woo for a brace of them*
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 9:01,
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Mes......
...merising...
(...merising...
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 10:42,
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Wikipedia news editor is a racist - live screenshot 23 aug 09The picture on the right is wrong anyway, its clearly an austroraptor cabazai.
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Sun 23 Aug 2009, 8:32,
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...At the 2009 World Championships in Athletics in Berlin, Jamaica's Usain Bolt (pictured) sets new world records of 9.58 seconds for the 100 m sprint and 19.19 seconds for the 200 m sprint.
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 10:00,
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Candide is a 1759 French satire by the Enlightenment philosopher Voltaire. The novella begins with a young man, Candide, who is living a sheltered life in an Edenic paradise and being indoctrinated with Leibnizian optimism by his tutor, Pangloss.
( Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 10:10,
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A good little book thatEven if it does contain a little bit of 18th centuary mild racism (or maybe I read too much into the monkey-lover bit)
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Sun 23 Aug 2009, 10:30,
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Mo'focking pearoast time!
Soon, I will probably draw something with sausages in it. Then I might go back to bed because it's stupid-early.
Then I might play some more Splosion Man
The Neville What what what,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 6:51,
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*selects a comic pea for reply*
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 7:07,
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You never know what you will get. Unless you ask or are told.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 7:13,
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Pffft!Excellent choice of pea.
( Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 8:15,
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Thx. I went with the themes in his text, rather than the comic's subject though.Broken sleep, explosion, and hero. Almost impossible to pea-match the delightful
madness of his comics.
(madness of his comics.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 8:27,
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Totally impossible.Best plough your own furrow with high quality awesomeness like you did :)
( Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 10:07,
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goddamn i finally got my b3ta backthat was really weird - b3ta was the only site not working and it worked fine on my phone.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 8:12,
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Hahaha!When the first post of the day is something from The Neville I know it's going to be a good day :)
( Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 8:14,
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ha haJohnny, is there not a village show that does a section devoted to invisible veg?
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 9:51,
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IT'S JACK BLACK'S NADSACK PACAMAC SNACK ATTACK™
Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 5:56,
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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil sausages.
We'd have to be talking about one charming motherfucking pig!
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Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 4:06,
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Is b3ta being a dick to anyone else?I can't get more than one thread to load at a time.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 4:33,
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it's running ok for mebut I hate my isp
maybe you've got some australian filter or filter going on
where someone's going "no, this won't do, how rude!"
(maybe you've got some australian filter or filter going on
where someone's going "no, this won't do, how rude!"
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 4:34,
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Perhaps yor local connection station is bottlenecking the hertz bandwidth on which the B3ta server packets are deposited. Netline. Broadnet.
Ttssattsr,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 4:37,
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modem interfacial resolution throttle handshake disruption issuefirewall DDoS jackhammer DNS blacklist redundancy
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 4:55,
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Those two issues can be killers. I remember this one time I got a worm on my hard drive. I had to defrag the boot.ini file and brute force the password via DOS just to get that sucker to work again. Ttssattsr,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 5:01,
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You ever had ultimatecock.dll turn up in your sytem32?I had to underclock the bottomware just to get it onto recovery.
( Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 5:03,
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No but I think I have a virus called System Idle Process because it's taking up all my RAM. Ttssattsr,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 5:04,
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"brute force" is a funny expression in that kind of contextgiven that what it actually means is relentless persistence.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 5:03,
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What can I say, I'm a funny guy, Mofaha. Write that down. Ttssattsr,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 5:04,
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It looks kind of lame written down like that. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 5:05,
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Yyyyyyeeeeessssssssssssssssssss.Whoops 5am gonna watch some Eureka and go to bed. NITEBROS.
( Ttssattsr,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 5:06,
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ALSO:I just watched Animal House with Kk, she hadn't seen it before, and it's been a long time since I last saw it. It's aged pretty badly.
I think Superbad is a much better movie, as teen movies go.
(I think Superbad is a much better movie, as teen movies go.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 5:00,
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Still haven't seen Pineapple Express.Kk's seen it, she said she enjoyed it.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 5:04,
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There are no funny Saturday night live or National Lampoon movies.None, they have all sucked. And sucked really fucking hard in some cases.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 5:31,
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Nope.While there are some good points in its favour (Sheen), the writing and directing is utter crap.
You could chop it down to 15min and run it as a long filler sketch for MadTV or TVFunhouse.
(You could chop it down to 15min and run it as a long filler sketch for MadTV or TVFunhouse.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 6:33,
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I made a steampunk thingy today, for no good reason.
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It's an old Hard drive, a flexi lamp from Ikea, a key pad from an old iPaq, some fake gems, a lazer pointer and some holographic glitter.
There is a sculpt of a hand holding the pointer, which aims at the disk of the hard drive, which is covered in holographic glitter. So in the dark it fills the room with little points of light, which move if you spin the disc.
I don't know why, but it passed an evening.
I'm approving of this, right here. JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps.,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 1:35,
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Great work chapYour next objective is to provide tickets for abnormal anal lemon sausage chestnuts.
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Sun 23 Aug 2009, 1:42,
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That sentence just degenerated into a mess of random food items didn't it? :DI can do it too, especially if porridge whelks rice melon.
( Ysol ab abl blap,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 2:11,
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barbecue grits stewed okra sushi fried grasshoppers?
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 2:21,
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I, for fertilization of the plant floor,
died of butter spread on land,
I am looking forward to the morning chaos.
Goodnight.
(-_-) z z Z
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Sun 23 Aug 2009, 2:25,
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died of butter spread on land,
I am looking forward to the morning chaos.
Goodnight.
(-_-) z z Z
Inexpensive plastic objects?Small pork outlet rubs constant prisms against a transient blue sky of love and hope leads to callus with tentacles and unexplained porcupines on lost boating adventure to the jungle with a searing implement of haughty barometric dependence. Alas, screwed nomenclature with indecisive recalcitrance blows evidently blasphemous angle. Some clever ointment perusues cleaver as though the sword of damocles festering corpulently with vestige in compartments.
When tree expense obviates conductive paste with materialistic antideterminism the lead of hope ties cordially into vast temporious fetitude. Simple desire to receed invective bliss caught triumphantly! With plastic sandalwood containers of sawdust implicit in categorisation derive unsightly lupinity, such is a consumate dispersal. With gradual spasm into forced precipitation bowls of trains via a porous membrane.
(When tree expense obviates conductive paste with materialistic antideterminism the lead of hope ties cordially into vast temporious fetitude. Simple desire to receed invective bliss caught triumphantly! With plastic sandalwood containers of sawdust implicit in categorisation derive unsightly lupinity, such is a consumate dispersal. With gradual spasm into forced precipitation bowls of trains via a porous membrane.
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 2:46,
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Fetitude is an interesting word.searching for it produces lots of badly OCR'd documents, old ones from the days when people did more sailing and exploring.
HmbwsHold' Having perused Hudsons Joiu'nall written by his owne oiih'hope hsitid in that Voyage wherein hee had sight of certaync ^hfi^Talso ^ Land, which he named Hold-with-hope ; I found that by his owne reckoning it should not be more then one hundred leagues distant from King James his New Land, and in the fetitude of 72. degrees 30. minutes or there-abouts ... there is a spacious Sea betwixt Groinland and King James his New-land, although much pestered with Ice ; I will not seeme to disswade this worshipfuU Companie from the yeerly adventuring of 1 50. or 200. pounds ...
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Sun 23 Aug 2009, 3:35,
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HmbwsHold' Having perused Hudsons Joiu'nall written by his owne oiih'hope hsitid in that Voyage wherein hee had sight of certaync ^hfi^Talso ^ Land, which he named Hold-with-hope ; I found that by his owne reckoning it should not be more then one hundred leagues distant from King James his New Land, and in the fetitude of 72. degrees 30. minutes or there-abouts ... there is a spacious Sea betwixt Groinland and King James his New-land, although much pestered with Ice ; I will not seeme to disswade this worshipfuU Companie from the yeerly adventuring of 1 50. or 200. pounds ...
WHEREAS, THE BOYAL HIGH COURT OF THE RAGING MAIN" wtll be corrveed on board the good ship PANAMINT in {he o[rth yqar of World War ll,'at fetitude 00,00 00 , longitude unknown, and wheree.s an inspegtion of our Royal Muster shows tliat it is high time that your sad, wandering rblrfidl.ssril &Bears beiore drir Ausust Presence; BE IT KNOWN; sut]omqn and eommand you lVffAlilt, 'F. t. ' : ' '. ''ft'r', !:*'- - - - - - - - : - - - - - - - f - - - - - - - - - - - - : - - - - : - - - - - - - - - t That'we 3..:i. p *'"".-\ ; ii;ili air;aine u.s. --ry-4.Y3-1--19-"-:I-Y9-----------,:---.::1j--to,uopear before the Foyal,Hish court and Our August Presence, at such time as will best.suit OUR OWN pleasure, under the penalty of eternal pickling.
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Sun 23 Aug 2009, 3:41,
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These other ones don't contain enough errors.The flagstaff ri Timaru Is situated m East tcngitude 17i deg., iYiniu 20sec; South fetitude 44ieg., 20niin. ARRIVEu. Nil. SAILED. Nil. EXPORTS. In the Corinna, N.M. and A. Co., agents : 155 tons flour and oatmeal, 500 sks bran and pollard, 400 sks wheat, 28 sks oats, 14 bales woollens, 13 bales wool, 24 pieces bluestone, 25 cases Jongues, and over 100 packages furniture and sundries.
...
NEW POTATOES AND GREEN PEAS FOR XMAS. A. W. McKENZIE, FRUITERER, 81 Stafford Street. J.OHN JACKSON, TIMBER AND COAL MERCHANT, STAFFORD STREET, Has m Stock every description of Build irj|T Material, includlw^^wy large stork! of/SEASONED TIMBfJt, kept under coy« (or j immediate use- Rashes, Builders' Ironmongery, Fencing Matorwls, etc.
...
a Grand, Sample of.TpURaSTXS OABlN^^.'.flrißih-' ton" and;
"Henley/ 1 . TEA YELLING. TRUNKS, with aM wjtlwnt Bfa'ss-Bar Loilw. ' Inspection Inyftei* TXT. J, PALMERAotToO.;' BLACKSMITHS * WHEELWRIGHTS. Ho^.e.Sioein? a Speciali'v. Estimal?? ifiven.for nil, kinds of work! " A Trial Soli-' citdd. ' ' ■ •-.•.■ - ADDRESS— SXAFFOiy) STREET. CHRISTMAS"
...
Why mode tho MAMMOTH CAKE. Now on View At BUM'S. i Orders now taken. One .Shilling per Pound.
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Sun 23 Aug 2009, 3:53,
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NEW POTATOES AND GREEN PEAS FOR XMAS. A. W. McKENZIE, FRUITERER, 81 Stafford Street. J.OHN JACKSON, TIMBER AND COAL MERCHANT, STAFFORD STREET, Has m Stock every description of Build irj|T Material, includlw^^wy large stork! of/SEASONED TIMBfJt, kept under coy« (or j immediate use- Rashes, Builders' Ironmongery, Fencing Matorwls, etc.
...
a Grand, Sample of.TpURaSTXS OABlN^^.'.flrißih-' ton" and;
"Henley/ 1 . TEA YELLING. TRUNKS, with aM wjtlwnt Bfa'ss-Bar Loilw. ' Inspection Inyftei* TXT. J, PALMERAotToO.;' BLACKSMITHS * WHEELWRIGHTS. Ho^.e.Sioein? a Speciali'v. Estimal?? ifiven.for nil, kinds of work! " A Trial Soli-' citdd. ' ' ■ •-.•.■ - ADDRESS— SXAFFOiy) STREET. CHRISTMAS"
...
Why mode tho MAMMOTH CAKE. Now on View At BUM'S. i Orders now taken. One .Shilling per Pound.
I must endevour to say betwixt more.betwixtbetwixtbetwixtbetwixtbetwixtbetwixtbetwixtbetwixtbetwixtbetwixtbetwixtbetwixtbetwixtbetwixtbetwixtbetwixtbetwixtbetwixtbetwixtbetwixtbetwixtbetwixtbetwixtbetwixtbetwixtbetwixtbetwixtbetwixtbetwixtbetwixtbetwixtbetwixt
( Ttssattsr,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 4:01,
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oh yeahI fucking love that song!
now stick a donk in it
(now stick a donk in it
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 4:33,
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awesome +triple WIN with bonus WIN!
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 3:18,
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The loveliest part is underneath!And of course turning off the lights and zoning on the glitter.
Nice work.
Not your job to school me but I wonder how hard it would be to steampunk mod a motorcycle, already 90% ratted out (everything nonessential gone, other bits painted black), in such a way that it would withstand being ridden (and parked) in bad (and good) weather.
Every gauge and the clock are already analog, which keeps making me want to lean in that direction.
I'll bet that you have links it would take me an hour to find on Google.
Cheers
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Sun 23 Aug 2009, 5:49,
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Nice work.
Not your job to school me but I wonder how hard it would be to steampunk mod a motorcycle, already 90% ratted out (everything nonessential gone, other bits painted black), in such a way that it would withstand being ridden (and parked) in bad (and good) weather.
Every gauge and the clock are already analog, which keeps making me want to lean in that direction.
I'll bet that you have links it would take me an hour to find on Google.
Cheers
www.brassgoggles.co.ukhit the forum. I so do it as i would be very jelous and cry a little
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Sun 23 Aug 2009, 9:15,
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those veiny bald-headed fuckers scared the crap outta me when I was 7 PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 23 Aug 2009, 1:24,
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Actuallythose would be the Talosians, most likely from the pilot episode that has Captain Pike in command of the Enterprise, before Kirk shows up once the series gets going.
Pleb.
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Sun 23 Aug 2009, 1:25,
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Pleb.
Actuallythese would be star trek aliens, of the variety found by typing "star trek aliens" into google images.
It was either these guys or the guys painted black and white, but they looked kinda fun anyway.
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Sun 23 Aug 2009, 1:31,
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It was either these guys or the guys painted black and white, but they looked kinda fun anyway.
You're getting it confused, Pike was only a privateit was Mainwaring who was the captain.
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