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It was suspected
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JakeSeath101 ,
Sat 10 Oct 2009, 0:19,
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OMG I KNEW YOU KNEW IT
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discomeats This canoe ,
Sat 10 Oct 2009, 0:33,
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Did you not think to tell anyone?
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Sat 10 Oct 2009, 0:34,
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TEH SANS! I KNEW IT!
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Sat 10 Oct 2009, 0:39,
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The Nobel Peace Prize Committee
I thought Ed Wynn was dead.
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Valefar So what? ,
Sat 10 Oct 2009, 0:18,
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elbow ,
Sat 10 Oct 2009, 0:23,
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Same committee that elected....
....Yassir Arafat. Man of peace (and unapologetic mayhem).
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Valefar So what? ,
Sat 10 Oct 2009, 0:31,
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In fairness the runner up just broke up a fight outside a bar in Derby.
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zoldergoose ,
Sat 10 Oct 2009, 0:28,
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Well at least that's one success ...
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Sat 10 Oct 2009, 0:40,
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I saved a baby bunny from murderous crows a few years ago.
Check, please.
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Valefar So what? ,
Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:01,
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Gotta unload this monstrosity somewhere
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LS18 ,
Sat 10 Oct 2009, 0:13,
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Francais?
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coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo ,
Sat 10 Oct 2009, 0:17,
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The translator for "French Navy" spit it out that way.
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LS18 ,
Sat 10 Oct 2009, 0:18,
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marine française according to babelfish
Ah, but wikipedia gives us: The French Navy, officially the Marine nationale (National Navy) and often called La Royale is the maritime arm of the French military. hell, i clicked anyway
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coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo ,
Sat 10 Oct 2009, 0:22,
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Wiki also informs us
That the statue was transported on board the French frigate Isère.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Sat 10 Oct 2009, 0:42,
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I try not to clutter my posts with facts :D
*verisimilitude is easier*
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LS18 ,
Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:43,
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That's right, I think.
'Francais' is a noun meaning the French language; 'francaise' is the adjective meaning 'of French nationality'.
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Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant ,
Sat 10 Oct 2009, 0:22,
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i swear it said franchaise before....
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coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo ,
Sat 10 Oct 2009, 0:24,
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I think French people speak English except when English-speaking people are around
Then they try to act all different.
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zoldergoose ,
Sat 10 Oct 2009, 0:26,
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Improving Sports 101:
I would totally mount footballs on tuning forks and give them red boots!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Sat 10 Oct 2009, 0:02,
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Whoever said garlic bread was the future was mistaken.
Tuning forks...now there's the future.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Sat 10 Oct 2009, 0:14,
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Tuning Forks, Kazoos and Fisher Price Harmonicas....
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Sat 10 Oct 2009, 0:20,
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I'll have some of what yer smokin' :)
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LS18 ,
Sat 10 Oct 2009, 0:15,
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Golden Virginia.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Sat 10 Oct 2009, 0:19,
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I think we should try this. It can't possibly make sports any worse.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Sat 10 Oct 2009, 0:28,
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LOLWUT
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Sat 10 Oct 2009, 0:45,
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pffft
quick n shit
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FIEND ,
Sat 10 Oct 2009, 0:02,
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You shoudl have used a Scone :D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Sat 10 Oct 2009, 0:05,
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Movie? MOVIE?
Film!
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Sat 10 Oct 2009, 0:43,
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FILM, definately FILM - and there aren't 27 months in a year.
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zacemon ,
Sat 10 Oct 2009, 9:08,
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The Statue of Puberty
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Med ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:59,
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CHRIST.......
The Statue Of Liberty couldn't possibly look LESS shaggable....
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on ,
Sat 10 Oct 2009, 0:07,
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I would. I'm old and not choosey at all.
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LS18 ,
Sat 10 Oct 2009, 0:17,
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I don't consider myself to be particularly choosey.
But I would probably draw the line at a giant statue of Matt Lucas in a wig.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Sat 10 Oct 2009, 0:31,
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Never thought I could feel so ree-hee-heel
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:39,
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He's a jockey !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:42,
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He's walking on air
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:43,
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Arf
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zoldergoose ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:43,
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Those damn racist spics
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:54,
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I loved "Greatest American Hero"
If I were to acquire some eps, would they seem as funny now as they did all those years ago?
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:47,
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OF COURSE!!!
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:51,
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mmmmm Connie Sellecca
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 10 Oct 2009, 0:04,
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Hahaha! Exactly what I thought when i was watching that :)
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Sat 10 Oct 2009, 0:07,
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sort of a Carrie Ann Moss for an older generation.
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coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo ,
Sat 10 Oct 2009, 0:14,
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pfft
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elbow ,
Sat 10 Oct 2009, 0:18,
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I maded a new render...
24.5 million poly joy! My room is slightly warmer now, my computer is slightly unhappier. Good. It deserves it. (mumbles something about vista) Clicky for biggy (721 kb)
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chulk607 ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:37,
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Very Nice :)
But how dare you look inside my mind!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:38,
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Weirdly...
I just posted it on my Facebook saying "my brain looks like this 95% of the time". Creeeeeepy.
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chulk607 ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:39,
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Intergalactic Mind Piss!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:40,
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Mind piss
Is fast becoming one of my fave sayings. I forget where I first heard it. Nathan Barley maybe? I dunno. I wonder what Chris Morris is up to these days. Hopefully something better than the IT crowd.
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chulk607 ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:43,
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What is it?
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:39,
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I dunno really
Was going for something like an electron microscope kinda look I suppose.
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chulk607 ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:40,
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You really need to buy a comb
That's cool, that is.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:39,
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That's rad.
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:40,
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hell yes
new desktop
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elbow ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:42,
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:D
Thaaaaanks buddyperson!
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chulk607 ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:43,
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fuck me
i just dun realized you made my last one as well keep it up ol buddy ol pal
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elbow ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:48,
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Arvo Part fuck yeah.
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:47,
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high 5!
Eluvium rules btw.. cheers for the lead.
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elbow ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:56,
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The guy behind it, Matthew Robert Cooper, has a record under his own name too if you're interested.
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:58,
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on it, bro
:D
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elbow ,
Sat 10 Oct 2009, 0:08,
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I think that I can read a cryptic message scribbled in there . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:49,
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Is this male belly button fluff?
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:49,
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Bellybutton fluff
is asexual. edit: never had to type that before. b3ta brings out the strange in people.
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chulk607 ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:50,
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I don't have it
:)
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:51,
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You're missing out!
What do you use for kindling when stuck in the wilderness?! You're at great risk from frosty bellybutton too. One of natures cruelest afflictions.
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chulk607 ,
Sat 10 Oct 2009, 0:01,
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Yikes!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Sat 10 Oct 2009, 0:09,
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what plugin/tool did you use to make the strands?
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custard ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:54,
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It's made in 3dsmax
No plugins, it's just a Pcloud using instanced geometry. The instance is a renderable spline converted to an editable poly. The material is a regular Mentalray material with an ambient/occlusion put in the diffuse slot. Only 55samples, hence the graininess.
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chulk607 ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:59,
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lol
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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:33,
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RADIOACTIVE PISS BOY!
Quick,run!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:35,
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mmmmmm
Barr Limeade
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Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant ,
Sat 10 Oct 2009, 0:25,
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Why would you wee on that man?
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:35,
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its not ME!
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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:35,
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I'm thinking about weeing on you.
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:37,
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well
me too
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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:39,
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I like this!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:35,
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Me too!
Hooray for green wee!
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chulk607 ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:38,
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He's stood there for long enough for that massive puddle to form
He fugging LOVES IT!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:36,
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hahahaha
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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:39,
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Wet sox stink . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:37,
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hahaha
PISS PISS PISS!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:38,
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Hahaha! Rude Kid-esque :D
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:38,
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I don't think he'd like that at all, sir
sir
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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence? ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:25,
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I found a tweed Kangol hat in a locker at the local swimming baths once.
It was a totally awesome day!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:27,
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I just saw and clicked your Mormon capital joke
nice one indeed...
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revmoola was thinking about a software problem ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:28,
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Awww, cheers dude.
It was just a bit of silly but I thought it totally deserved lots more attention ;) Did you see this one?: www.b3ta.com/board/9731919 Tell your friends....
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:34,
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s'cool :D
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Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor? ,
Sat 10 Oct 2009, 0:07,
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I found a float & a whistle, just lying next to the life guards chair
Awsome!
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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence? ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:30,
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FUck yeah!
Finsing stuff is cool!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:41,
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:D
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:29,
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Bah!
People are always failing.... except when you want them to :(
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:29,
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I know what you mean...
I never got a chance to use this properly:
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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence? ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:34,
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Hahahahaha
class!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:36,
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Needs more optimizing,
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:39,
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I
LOL'd :D
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spiny - things are looking up ,
Sat 10 Oct 2009, 0:10,
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please be gentle....
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--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:15,
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Ha!
Needs more Floella!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:16,
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..a bit of a "brian" more like...
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--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:22,
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Nowt wrong with a bit of Humpty
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Carian - Get all your loser heads up ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:16,
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Pfffft.
Also: I'll be anything you want me to be if you buy me a drink.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:17,
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Will you be a drink so that I can buy you and give you to you ?
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:18,
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yay!
I just my first ufo video, it's so fucking crap that one would have to be a staggeringly complete retard to believe it was real should I put it on youtube and await the resultant death threats? :D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:21,
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Yeah . . . put it up just to get those great comments that commenters comment !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:23,
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shit!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:24,
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I've got a new fail .gif
can someone do some kind of fail for me please?
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:25,
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*discomeats offers: 'discomeats life story'*
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:29,
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LOL
I guess it can wait until next week sometime
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:30,
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First post, be gentel.
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:34,
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You don't fool me, Julie Moult!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:37,
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Haha hot piss.
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:38,
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Wow . . . like I'm like seen like aliams like . . . where's like my like mind like . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:35,
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alens have taked over your mind!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:39,
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Cool . . . I'm keepin there dust . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:50,
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YES
YESYEYESYE
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Ysol ab abl blap ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:27,
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SHIT SHIT!!
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT :D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:28,
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you accidentally the whole video
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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:27,
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I implant unsatisfactory
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:29,
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Silly Mr Meats is asking a silly question
Of course you should.
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:39,
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I just needed b3ta reinforcement
:D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:44,
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Consider us a giant gusset
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:47,
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That was what windex was for . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:24,
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Horse. If you have a horse post a horse. Alternatively draw a horse using only one continuous line.
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:49,
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Hey bro you can draw horses
Nice horse, and a nice take on horseshoes. Nice. I made this which is nearly a horse.
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zoldergoose ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:50,
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That's a cat.
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:02,
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Can you see the dog?
My favourite part is how the compression makes it obvious where I did some sky clonin'
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zoldergoose ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:03,
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You used image editing? Cheater.
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:04,
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Mostly I just pushed a donkey down a lubed up hill
But I had to do some post processing.
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zoldergoose ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:05,
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bullshit
that hillock just isn't smooth enough
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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:13,
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The post processing was mostly editing out the rapidly spinning conveyor belt.
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zoldergoose ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:15,
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a horse in heals
never ever kneels a donkey in a hat is not as good as that a mule with a tool is really not that cool a zebra with a jebera is stripey with a flower
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SiX and his hat ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:51,
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:51,
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seriuosly??
that could not be more wrong. not onlt the content but the time and effort taken to draw it
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SiX and his hat ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:53,
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i agree
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:54,
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lol
your muggy.jpg - fantastic
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SiX and his hat ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:57,
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ah, yeah there a re few dodgy pics in that directory
tread carefully
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:59,
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Bloody weirdo.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:58,
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i like the right hand, extra purchase.
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Mr Chicken ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:59,
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UPSETTING.
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:53,
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Horses don't need to drive cars because they can run real fast.
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:55,
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hehe
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:57,
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horses!
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coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:01,
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i love that
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:02,
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Here's a photo of a Horse I took some years ago
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:55,
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Quick question:
Do horses eat straw or hay?
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:57,
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hay
they sleep on straw
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SiX and his hat ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:58,
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Hay I believe
but I'm no expert
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:58,
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i always thought hay was just neatly presented straw
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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:59,
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straw is dried wheat stalks
hay is dried grass
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:03,
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Thanks for the teaching, Micty.
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:04,
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horsefood
they sleep on hay
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:00,
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Why do women love horses?
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:09,
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They are more stable than men?
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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:11,
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the rhythmic motions on a young lady's tenderest areas
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:13,
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I love this song
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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:17,
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!
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elbow ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:55,
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Missileface
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:14,
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A one-line horsey?
Hmm. edit: Oh lord, what has been created?
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:57,
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This has filled me with happiness.
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:11,
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I am gladdened.
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:14,
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I like this horse!
I only have seamy ones....
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:58,
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i have semy ones
but they're rubbish seamy ones
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:59,
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When's your birthday?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:01,
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why?
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:03,
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I wanted to make you a seamhorse, special for you,
that I would never use or post, for your birthday. But now you have ruined it :(
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:06,
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My birthday is soon, do it for me instead.
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zoldergoose ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:08,
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When?
I just had a totally awesome though, Imagine, if you will, how much more awesome animals would be with tuning forks for legs? That would be totally even more awesome than they already totally are!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:10,
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They would be even more awesomer
if they all wore jackets with elbow patches.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:14,
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^stupid suggestion^
Animals in people clothes? That would be ridonkulous!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:18,
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i just imagined that and got an instant headache
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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:15,
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I bet it was totally an awesome headache.
Tuning forks for legs, and Fisher Price harmonicas for teeth!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:18,
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Next Saturday, Red.
Make a note.
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zoldergoose ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:15,
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I'll totally try and remember that!
I totally did the same for Shada. His birthday was months ago and he is still waiting....
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:17,
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Shada's cool, but I deserve more fuss on my birthday.
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zoldergoose ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:20,
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Draw me a cat and prove it,
also, he totally made me a pic for my birthday! I've totally lost it though :(
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:23,
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zoldergoose ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:28,
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Nice cat!
That is the strangest ball sack I ever did see ;)
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:34,
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This is great!
But Shada's cats are better :P Also, shut up Whato you fool! They're clearly his hind legs!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:37,
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I like the picture you've posted.
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:02,
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Thank you Ttssattsr.
I like you. Wanna cyber?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:03,
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I'm shy.
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:05,
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Would you like me to
fedex you some rohypnoles to make you feel moar comfortable baybe?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:07,
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Yes please, kind stranger.
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:08,
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OK.
TO HERON CLOSE!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:14,
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It's a nag !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:59,
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Oh hello!
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:01,
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don't do it Shergar!
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:01,
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Drugs can make you really cool: beware.
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:03,
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This is upsetting
I'm going to start a charity.
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zoldergoose ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:06,
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Warning: Drugs can make you run for miles really fast!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:07,
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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:02,
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Oh fuck yes!
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:05,
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it only took me about 53 seconds
:D
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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:08,
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Basically you stole all the talent.
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:09,
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woo!
It has an ancient Egyptian quality.
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:15,
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I need a poo.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:03,
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ta da!
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:09,
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SURPRISE HORSE!
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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:10,
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Hahaha!
Must be a relative of Jeremy?
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:11,
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i couldn't work out how to do the nostrils without lifting my stylus :(
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:12,
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Nostrils are vastly over rated.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:16,
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HAHAHA. He looks LIVID.
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:15,
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Haha! His grin reminds me of Rude Dog
but not the dweebs. edit: Oh man, he couldn't be more 90s.
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:17,
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You Dweeb!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:24,
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HORTS
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:19,
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does this count?
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Damien's Hearse ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:16,
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Sort of.
It depends on your choice of excuse.
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:17,
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That's ridonkulous,
because that is totally St. Thomas More and not Richard III.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:20,
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Hahaha
I like this a lot
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:18,
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horses!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:21,
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What a fantastic thread.
Also: Fancy shoes.
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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:26,
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Peace
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:43,
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He um to smug to be Brit
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:44,
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nobel peace pipe
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Mr Chicken ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:45,
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Up in smoke . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:46,
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Yeah but . . . now he knows the stoned way . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:45,
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I was thinking about this qotw
would slavery have been abolished if we were there or not. I think probably not. as for the navtives they certainly wouldnt have casinos
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SiX and his hat ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:46,
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Funny . . . i was thinking the same thing and was going to research that . . . and then I got stone . . . make that sidetracked . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:48,
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In 1762 the House of Lords held that merely stepping onto British soil was enough for a slave to become a free man
which suggests we were well on our way to abolishing slavery long before the unpleasantness in 1776. They didn't just decide in 1806 to abolish it on a whim - there had been a growing uneasiness among academics and lawyers alike with the ethics of slavery for nearly a century.
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Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:59,
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Interesting . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:04,
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I wonder how his stocks are doing.
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:47,
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He's probably thrown himself off a building by now
not so smug when they're scraping him off the pavement ;)
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:48,
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That's a sad thought, Maiden. You've brought the mood way down.
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:50,
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Sorry but he is smug ;)
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:59,
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To be fair,
he's just a man eating a croissant.
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Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:04,
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He's got stock aides . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:49,
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mms://media2.bloomberg.com/wbbr_us.asf
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zoldergoose ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:49,
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Ace!
Also I just realised that the cars in the background are driving on the wrong side of the road anyway..
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:47,
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They're stoned too . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:50,
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you have made me feel ashamed to be white, i will now black a picture of my face up in photoshop
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Mr Chicken ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:53,
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Ooooooooh the dastardly side of colonization raises it's ugly head once again . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:53,
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his name is now kicking bird
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Mr Chicken ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:51,
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Sub-Chief Kicking Bird . . .
pluck'm !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:54,
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HIDE SMUG
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elbow ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:05,
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HIDE SMUDGE
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:17,
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darn tootin'
v. good :)
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revmoola was thinking about a software problem ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:30,
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Heapum BIG peace to you too !!
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:37,
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Swindon we have a problem
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Fonz ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:29,
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Administration for
Royal Space Exploration
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:32,
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It's all behind them now . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:33,
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To The Moon !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:34,
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We couldn't even put a bloke in a tracksuit up a ladder!
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Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:36,
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Ah ah so the the fake moon landing was done at Pinewood Studios
I say!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:37,
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i think Gerry Anderson was pulling the strings
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Mr Chicken ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:40,
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Good Call
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:42,
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you can clearly see the strings
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Fonz ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:02,
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Royal Association for Clandestine Ingleterra Space Travel
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:38,
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needs more moons
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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:39,
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thats
no moon!
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SiX and his hat ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:43,
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Oh yes.
Well done
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:47,
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Let's bouncing bomb the moon!
It would bounce really well in the low gravity
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the wub - guide onion for the blind ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:48,
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You know what time it is...
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Mr Chicken ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:28,
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'Fo Shizzle
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:30,
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Piece !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:32,
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WACIST
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Peter_G ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:37,
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WORD
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elbow ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:53,
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bindun?
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Carian - Get all your loser heads up ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:27,
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Haaha the axis of evil
:)
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:28,
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They does it again !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:31,
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3 days solid rain. I am getting sick of it
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:26,
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Everthings better when wet . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:29,
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Chocolate Rain
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the wub - guide onion for the blind ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:30,
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foshizzle mai drizzle
rain & cold good
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elbow ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:52,
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Dystopian Dollar
Please let this not have been done already...
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revmoola was thinking about a software problem ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:15,
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Aww bless his little plastic face
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:17,
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nicely done.
although i fear it has and it was pointed out that it wouldn't be a dollar either, quids is what we use. i hate pedants
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:18,
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Also . . . time for some change !
Edit : moola from moola !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:19,
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woo to that!
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revmoola was thinking about a software problem ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:18,
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untitled
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:06,
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delightful!
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- D - SharkTrousers ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:07,
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Huggy Bear Esquire
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:10,
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hahahaha
excellent
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:11,
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bless ya
although to pedant myself it really should be the sweeney.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:16,
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huggy bear wasn't in the sweeney
;)
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:18,
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probably just as well
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:22,
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And Sutch . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:18,
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