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# You'll shoot yer eye out
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Margaret Meldrew?
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Don't know the connection
"A Christmas Story" (1983)
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Haha what
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:01, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 19:55, archived)
# Brilliant :D
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Well . . . thought out !
s m a r t
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:14, archived)
# For the first time in 10 years I bought a ready meal.
It was a lasagne. It was reduced in the shop, so I bought it for my tea.

I've been looking forward to it all day.

When I cooked it and put it on my plate just now, I noticed something untoward - spinach. It's a vegetarian lasagne.

This image has gone some of the way towards cheering me up.
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Nice!
Did you draw it and everything?
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Yes
I went to a newspaper cartoonist exhibition on Saturday and got inspired to do some work using black and white. Not flimsy black lines like I sometimes do but black as an important ingredient in the drawing. Some of these guys were really good, far better than me.

Anyway, will probably do some more drawings along this visual theme, since it's fun to do. And the contrast works very well on a newspaper page.
(, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 7:47, archived)
#

(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 19:51, archived)
# No no no no no no no
it's that dream all over again.
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 19:56, archived)
# Silly Putty :":":":":
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 19:57, archived)
# Oh hell yea
she's a scary person
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Beauty without cruelty
Photobucket
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 19:25, archived)
# I like this because I can clearly see a cat and a dog.
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 19:28, archived)
# bdum tsh
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 19:29, archived)
# I MADE A JOKE.
I'm going to click it 40 times and get it on the popular page.
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 19:30, archived)
# LOLOLOLOL!!!1
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 19:45, archived)
# Fur catin' out loud !
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 19:32, archived)
# her right hand looks like a fleshy stapler
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 19:35, archived)
# she had to keep that cat still somehow.
:o(
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 19:37, archived)
# aye true
a woman with a cat on hear head walks into a bar and the barman says "where did you get that?", and the cat says "africa"

GHAHAHAHHAAGAHAHAHHAHahhaHHAHAhaHHAHAHA!!1!!11!!!!!!!
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 19:39, archived)
# gah!
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 19:48, archived)
# A sloth in a cathat!
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:40, archived)
# hahahaha
fucking hell
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:16, archived)
#
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 18:53, archived)
# HAHA FUCK.
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 18:54, archived)
# Shirley . . . you jest .
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 19:01, archived)
# Gerbil shortage--Bring in the roos
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 19:16, archived)
# I read that as gerbil storage
and I thought why not use a 2 inch soilpipe
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Or 3" for rabbits
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 19:28, archived)
# Don't let the Lesbians near him
especially with their "rug-munching" reputation ;) He'll be as bald as a coot!
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 19:06, archived)
# I wonder if his cuffs match his collar
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 19:12, archived)
# But they go after rugs on twats
Oh--precisely.
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 19:13, archived)
# the fishy part
Sunday e-nings teh board
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 19:06, archived)
# *~NiNgLeS, gRiFfY~*
Glomp!
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 19:18, archived)
# MiXEd cASe ALerT
WOOPWOOOWPOOOPWOPWOPWOPWOPW

ooh - the beer has kicked in
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Today I watched snooker and played snooker.
I fucking love snooker. I'll be sad next week when I play snooker but cannot watch snooker.
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 19:26, archived)
# Robertson for the win...
:)
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 19:33, archived)
# I hope so.
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 19:34, archived)
# excellent semi with Higgins
right upto the last KISS.....
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 19:40, archived)
# He was either going to pot it, or let it hover. If he tried to hit it any thinner he could've missed and thrown the frame away anyway.
Hard shot to make.
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 19:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 18:33, archived)
# Gun crime down 20,000%
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 18:39, archived)
# this!
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 18:45, archived)
# Dog mess' up !
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 18:51, archived)
#
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 19:04, archived)
# haha
this needs a cholmondley warner style voiceover
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Drys on contact . . .
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 18:29, archived)
# O_O
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 18:30, archived)
# Let us spray . . .
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 18:32, archived)
# ...
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 18:37, archived)
# Heeled !
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 18:39, archived)
# I'll have some of what you're smokin' :)
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Breathe deep . . . it's in the air ~ ~ ~
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Cock?
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Fucking ace.
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:58, archived)
# you've seriously lost it
but this is a good thing
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:18, archived)
# pit-stop
*quick rub down*:)
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 18:37, archived)
# It is the pits !
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 18:43, archived)
# Cute girl :)
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 18:54, archived)
# Attractive too !
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 19:01, archived)
# this is a new level of oddness, even for you valin
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 19:05, archived)
# Good too now rory!
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 19:09, archived)
# Argle!
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 19:23, archived)
# For marketing purposes . . . that would be a fine product name . . . Argle !
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 19:26, archived)
# ...
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 18:03, archived)
# We were right not to trust him.

(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 18:04, archived)
# D:
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 18:18, archived)
# I"m :D'ing all over
:D:D
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 18:08, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Punkin is all fired up !
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 18:12, archived)
# >:D
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Yay!
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 18:30, archived)
# :P
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 18:37, archived)
# Poor kitty!
And how is his hat staying on?
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 18:55, archived)
# intuition.
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Puking a fire.
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 18:56, archived)
# :D-
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 19:16, archived)
# Just run the Birmingham Half Marathon
...and the medal features Matthew Boulton showing two gentlemen his massive cock.

(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 17:37, archived)
# He appears to be pointing out some specific detail on the lower shaft.
I wonder what it is. My money is on an embarrassing birth-mark.
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 17:39, archived)
# The two guys are tattoo artists...
...and he's asking them for a nice tat of his home town of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 19:36, archived)
# They look impressed :)
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 17:40, archived)
# I'm not surprised
he's got 2 of them!
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 17:45, archived)
# crotchtongue!
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 17:41, archived)
# !
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 17:42, archived)
# HAHAHA
reminds me of this
(nsfw )
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 17:44, archived)
# oh my god
:P i wanna be the pied piper
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
looks like something Chris Morris would make.
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 17:48, archived)
# I love the soundtrack
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 17:49, archived)
# What the FUCK
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 17:48, archived)
# hahaha, that is blood ace :)
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Iz dat reel?

(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 17:57, archived)
# That's seriously mental.
Top work..
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Fucking hell!
I hope no dirty bitches walk by.
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Penises larger than mine are offensive
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 17:48, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 18:04, archived)
# pffffft
Wish they had taken this photo from the same angle en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Boulton,_Watt_and_Murdoch.jpg
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Aha!
Now it makes sense.

BTW, I've just spotted what look like movement lines at the very tip of the penis. Perhaps he's waggling it at the gentleman on the left.
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 17:57, archived)
# oooh well done, that went near(ish) my house
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 18:02, archived)
# EWCOMICS81 - Lines


Click for bigger (242 kb)

Also bigger versions of comics #20-80 are now available at my site
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Looks like he's hatching an evil plan
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 17:31, archived)
# cross-hatching
when he is angry
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 17:34, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Harness jockies tend to be lazy by nature
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Well I like it! ;)
Nice one.

Have they nailed a number 4 onto the horse's head? Those bastards!
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Thanks--now we are two :D
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 17:37, archived)
# heh:D
he's doin'it RONG
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 17:35, archived)
# If hovering over a horses ass is RONG, I don't wanna be right ;)
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 17:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Joe Wilson, Representative of the Southern Carolinashire.
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Hahha
*clicks*
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 17:40, archived)
# *looks down thread*
Arghhh, words!!!
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 17:41, archived)
# And in English at that. Who needs it. I'll probably never go to England.
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 17:57, archived)
# messages
:D
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Born to be wiiiiild!
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Tee hee!
Rarrrrr!!
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 16:00, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Like a Cat out of Hell!
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Oh dear...
that joke doesn't have a cat in hell's chance of making anybody laugh.


*gets coat*
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 17:15, archived)
# I dunno
Sometimes pun threads snowball.
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Woo!

This is what b3ta is about
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 16:35, archived)
# A couple of years back
someone did Gorilla on the Highway. That, to me, is everything that b3ta is.

So is this.
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 16:56, archived)
# YES!!! :D
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 17:33, archived)
# GLEE FACTOR
:)
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Heavymetal Thunder!
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 18:07, archived)
#
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Your cremated ass, in a glass

(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Sunday silliness

Is it sad that I see this every time I pass a Sainsbury's?
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 15:48, archived)
# The Moor you're on The Moor
*waves from other part of Sheffield*
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Well spotted!
*waves back*
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 15:51, archived)
# looks busy today - but then Sundays are pretty busy thesdays.
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 15:52, archived)
# I took it yesterday
after months of thinking about it.

edit:grrr, now I'm expected to go and stand at bus stop despite the fact it doesn;t leave the moor until quarter past...
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Well you're lucky we aren't coming out on strike tomorrow
:) I'm sure the bus will arrive soon.
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Don't bet on it.
We all know bus drivers on a Sunday sometimes decide to just skip their route and go for a joy ride. How else do you explain the fact that only about 1 in 4 buses seem to turn up on a sunday. I waited from 3pm until 5:25 last sunday for a bus that was due at 3:25. It's not an uncommon event either, and that is why if you do come out on strike you will find that the general public have approximately zero sympathy with your cause, regardless of how just it is.
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 16:58, archived)
# You are Skee-Lo AICMFP
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 19:26, archived)
# Smells a bit Fiddy
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 15:17, archived)
# arf!
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 15:28, archived)
# heh :D
*click*
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 15:30, archived)
# this is apparently real and I did NOT create it (or leech the image)
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 15:50, archived)
# haha
I alo like
www.hottopic.com/hottopic/Accessories/Bags/HandBags/Furry-Kitty-Bag-255127.jsp from that site also the furry bunny bag :D
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 15:53, archived)
# haha
magic
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 16:03, archived)
# :)

(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 15:29, archived)
# haha!
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 15:33, archived)
# hahaha
genius
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 15:35, archived)
# I like this :)
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 15:37, archived)
# haha
eau dear eau dear:D
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Hahaha,
yes!
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 15:45, archived)
# that's very good :)
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 15:52, archived)
# woo!

(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 16:35, archived)
# That's top stuff, that is.
*clicks*
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 18:07, archived)
# It's like a perfume factory around here
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 15:29, archived)
# : D
'waits for Archies 'napalm in the morning' image'
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 15:32, archived)
#
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 15:35, archived)
# haha
i was just thinking of something similar

you saved me the photoshopping

thanks :)
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 15:38, archived)
# hahahahahaaaaaaaa
silly fliddy
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 15:50, archived)
# GORDON Le Frog
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Reminds me of...
"Open your miiiind!!"
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 15:09, archived)
# That's a bit good!
Well done matey!
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 15:10, archived)
# hahaha

(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 15:10, archived)
# WHAT THE SHUDDERING FUCK?
:D
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 15:15, archived)
# haha
no idea what the stringy bits dangling from his arse are though - oh hang on it's Alistar Darling and Peter Mandelson!
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 15:15, archived)
# ye gads!
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Hahahaha!!!
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 15:48, archived)
# urgh!
that's truly horrible. But at least he looks happy.


WHY?!
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 17:14, archived)
# HAHAHA:D
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Like the .mov version
the gif doesn't do it justice though.
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 15:11, archived)
# ^ this
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Superb! :)
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Excellent!
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 15:48, archived)
# ^.^. errr... can I slip this in here?
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 15:03, archived)
# D:

(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 15:05, archived)
# I am not getting the blame for this one :P
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Yes, you are
;)
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 16:38, archived)
# I see you've just contradicted your sig :D
*clicks*
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 15:07, archived)
# :D
a fine line between.....and......:))))
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 15:08, archived)
# pffh
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 15:18, archived)
# oh god
that was a bold move
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 15:51, archived)
# true story..
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Shuriyuken!
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 15:03, archived)
# I believe him.
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 15:04, archived)
# it was awesome
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 15:12, archived)
# haha
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Hahahaha! Oh yes!
(c:
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 15:08, archived)
[challenge entry] 1.21 Jiggawatts!
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 14:57, archived)
# hah!
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 15:21, archived)
# I did this at work.
And on my crappy LCD monitor there this looked great with a perfectly smooth background transition. Now I have my superior CRT it looks ugly. Ah well.
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:58, archived)

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