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[challenge entry] An elechopter of course! Boom! Boom!
(Raging Tranny... Best Before:, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 2:12, archived)
# Top

Pic!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 2:14, archived)
# Well fuck I like this. Well fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 2:21, archived)
# I like it too
I'd like it even better if I could see the whole thing in one go.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 2:30, archived)
# Are you receiving the internet by sticking an wetted ethernet cable up your nose and trying to make sense of it all?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 2:39, archived)
# Noes
but I do have a monitor smaller than an European country.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 2:41, archived)
# Snowtown USA.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 2:42, archived)
# Silly Ttss, not USA.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowtown
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 2:45, archived)
# FUCKING GOOGLE SNOWTOWN USA.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 2:47, archived)
# Can't, too busy reading article linked from Snowtown South Australia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Province_of_Bumbunga

"Alex Brackstone, a former circus monkey-trainer, uranium prospector and postmaster."

Few better sentences exist.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 2:50, archived)
# 10/10.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 2:51, archived)
# BUMBUNGA
BUMBUNGA. BUM-BUNGA. BUM. BUNGA.

BUM BUNGEE.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 2:54, archived)
# Um Bongo. Fuck yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 2:54, archived)
# I could really go for some Um Bongo right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 2:58, archived)
#
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMn9mxHAilk
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 5:40, archived)
# Oh, I see.
I thought we were getting hot and bothered about the file size, I must have turned up when the dimensions had been resolved.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 2:42, archived)
# possibly
I don't generally do the fascist thing.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 2:44, archived)
# that's called 'pingboogering', it doubles your download speed
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 2:42, archived)
# Don't push it too far up there though
I speak from experience
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 2:44, archived)
# I'll have to try it
the next time my ISP goes to shit.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 2:45, archived)
# Alternatively if you put your right index finger in the air and your left index finger up your bum and sort of rotate and hop you can get wireless
Try it. Try it now.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 2:47, archived)
# I'm not falling for that one
Again.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 2:48, archived)
#
Happy now anal-anoraks? Chortles. Raging Tranny TV would like to apologise for the technical difficulties experienced during this broadcast...but not necessarily a remittance of responsibility.
(Raging Tranny... Best Before:, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 2:47, archived)
# I was gentle
'cos I don't really care.

you missed out on a total bum-raping.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 2:50, archived)
#
Share the bum-love...

...and your mum's Sunday best. Ho-ho readers.
(Raging Tranny... Best Before:, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 2:55, archived)
# I posted this earlier today
Butt you asked for it


(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 2:58, archived)
# You love it
Mind you I don't like those rimmy-tongues...they look like they might tickle my liver and melt at the bile duct.
(Raging Tranny... Best Before:, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 3:13, archived)
# Better?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 3:23, archived)
# Argh
Are you saying I love the taste of shit? Jesus save me from the goatse-gif disciples...
(Raging Tranny... Best Before:, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 3:29, archived)
# I said almost nothing.
What you do is up to you.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 3:37, archived)
# "Said almost nothing" is Efficient Paraphrasing...
Male orifices are highly unattractive, don't get flattered.
(Raging Tranny... Best Before:, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 3:42, archived)
# Why keep mentioning them, then?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 3:54, archived)
# You can have the last word
Right after this one. Happy now?
(Raging Tranny... Best Before:, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 14:22, archived)
#
you know it makes sense bitch xo
(Raging Tranny... Best Before:, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 2:56, archived)
# I'll bitch you, ho.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 3:00, archived)
# BJ £100. Full-on bum-battle-fuck £1000. Cum on my boots at my discretion wench. Hee. Ha. Hoot.
What can I say? I'm a have-a-go ho. Stick to bible-reading, milk and cookies if it gets too scary.
(Raging Tranny... Best Before:, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 3:06, archived)
#
Oops Sorry. I can has done make a smaller image. Right after this short commercial break.
(Raging Tranny... Best Before:, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 2:31, archived)
# if you want to keep the original,
click the "Force click for bigger" option.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 2:35, archived)
# hahah
Kewl :)
(JoePesky, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 2:37, archived)
# Real good
They should decorate helicopters with the faces of animals for scaring the enemy purposes. Probably not for aerodynamic purposes.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 2:38, archived)
# WHIP-BIP-BIP-BIP
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 2:39, archived)
# FP material
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 3:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Nobody can see this.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 2:12, archived)
# See
Totally invisible!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 3:03, archived)
# A tiny amount of magenta ink
is all you need to hide an elephant, a whale or an entire planet.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 4:21, archived)
# trogan elephant?
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 1:52, archived)
# Piiig!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 2:02, archived)
# Hide an elephant, you say?


Click for smaller (237 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 1:52, archived)
# Check out his Pachydermis
yeah well ive had a few..
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 1:38, archived)
# oh no.

How the heck could you bear to look at that to 'shop it?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 1:47, archived)
# it was a fast one.. never would have realised im sure !!
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 1:49, archived)
# red rabbit


Click for bigger (321 kb)

im using that fucker's head as last.fm avatar for ages so i decided to actually draw him and give him a body
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 1:37, archived)
# why is his nose a willy hehehehheeh
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 1:38, archived)
# Fuck nose why?
hehehehehehehee
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 1:41, archived)
# boom! lol
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 1:53, archived)
# well it only seemed logical to me
vagina lips and dick nose go together quite well also you are not the first to say that yet i still don't think his nose looks like a prick- probably because dicks are not on my mind constantly ;)
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 1:43, archived)
# ah comeon thats not a completely random jump into the void of thought!
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 1:54, archived)
# Your last.fm name isn't "MarkP0rter".
How perplexing.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 1:50, archived)
# yeh for a good reason
www.last.fm/user/GayCatPark
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 3:14, archived)
[challenge entry] I think we're safe, boys...
(Otis Flemming Look, I have a Board Sig., Sun 17 Jan 2010, 1:34, archived)
# this needs more replies
cos it is good :D

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Thanks
Tell your friends... :P
(Otis Flemming Look, I have a Board Sig., Mon 18 Jan 2010, 22:46, archived)
# no idea why :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 1:33, archived)
# ginger scarecrow
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 1:39, archived)
# so basically this is just a limb animation right
you cut out the limbs and animated those, right? if you just move around the limbs why cant i see where you cut them- normally there should be some visible line so how did you exactly do this? i want to learn this, too.
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 1:45, archived)
# she has all the pretties
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 1:48, archived)
# WTF
She's ginger and looks like Neil from the Young ones?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 1:53, archived)
# exactly... Pretty!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 1:56, archived)
# All yours mate.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 2:00, archived)
# We put snow on him and he melted. Definitely a big slug
My housemates and I made a SnowJabba

more and morer.


I'm thinking next time we be even more lazy and make a SnowDeathstar.
(rosyatrandom has no regrets apart from all those regrets, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 1:26, archived)
# this is beautiful
but could do with more naked lady on it
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 1:27, archived)
# As it melted
the arms lost definition and became rather ladylumpish.

No photos, unfortunately, but you can use your imagination.
(rosyatrandom has no regrets apart from all those regrets, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 1:48, archived)
# Needs more magenta
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 1:38, archived)
[challenge entry] wokka wokka wokka *trumpets*


edit: thanks, chaps!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 16 Jan 2010, 23:48, archived)
# Oh now I like that!!
*clicky*
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 23:50, archived)
# ^this :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 16 Jan 2010, 23:57, archived)
# Haha found it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 23:52, archived)
# No Fair!
epiphany and elephant are like almost the same exact words!
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 1:22, archived)
# elephany
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 1:24, archived)
# just needs a shark and a bridge now
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 23:55, archived)
# *obliges with ancient pea*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 16 Jan 2010, 23:58, archived)
# HAHAHAH
This is so awesome
Unexpected Expected Shark!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 17 Jan 2010, 0:00, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 0:06, archived)
# Excellent!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 0:08, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 0:12, archived)
# Sorry if somebody already did.
www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/513760
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 1:11, archived)
# big helicopter sounds like
*PACHY* *PACHY* *PACHY* *PACHY* *PACHY* *PACHY* *PACHY* *PACHY*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 23:57, archived)
# go on then with your latin punnery
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 0:07, archived)
# Someone, somewhere, read that out loud
and got dirty looks...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Jan 2010, 0:47, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 0:00, archived)
# Emm
is it hiding behind that distant mountain range?

I'm stumped
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 0:04, archived)
# it's inside the humvee
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 0:11, archived)
# Ah
Yes, there is clearly a leg
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 0:16, archived)
# USAF is in fact an anagram of ELEPHANT
It also means 'succinct'
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 0:20, archived)
# I thought elephants would've floated.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 0:27, archived)
# Not mine, they rocket to the bottom. Sometimes they emit little bubbles, but that's about it.
What are we talking about?
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 0:31, archived)
# I was talking about SPACE VOLCANOES.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 0:32, archived)
# FUCKING A
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 17 Jan 2010, 0:37, archived)
# Please finish. The suspense is killing me.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 0:41, archived)
# n animal
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aY31IacwK1o BEware.. swears.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 0:45, archived)
# Gwar! Phwar!
Moar!
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 1:28, archived)
# Is that what you call it? What's wrong with 'Pus'?
No sense dancing around it, deep down, everyone likes a bit of pus. Their eyes twinkle and the fingernails itch, it is better before or after, or just the experience?
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 0:39, archived)
# pus is nasty
blood, gore, guts, people being eaten, that i can handle and enjoy. pus? that just turns my stomach.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 0:41, archived)
# have you seen the video of zits being pop in extreme close up and super slow mo?
I'm sure you'd love it :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 0:49, archived)
# i'm just as sure i wouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 0:52, archived)
# good job I cannae find it.
twas like lots of lil yellow sand worms spiralng on a strange surface.

EDIT: FOUND IT!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WHIaf-x0jo :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 0:53, archived)
# eeeewww
EDIT: fuck, that's horrendous!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 0:55, archived)
# it makes me gag watching it too :D
some of the splurges are mental :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 1:02, archived)
# i'm not feeling well as it is
i've got a bad cold :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 1:03, archived)
# Dude, that's SICK!
Why don't you go an get yourself a, a bowl of soup, a blanket, and huff some tea.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 1:09, archived)
# actually
i've decided to give up and go to bed.
g'night!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 1:13, archived)
# Sweet dreams, violent simian.
Early morning erections await.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 1:17, archived)
# I don't can sure if it's ability to okay so I wont this time, but next time I might.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 0:41, archived)
# may i be the first to say
what the fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 0:43, archived)
# Reprogramming. Suddenly pus is in the spotlight and the love/disgust pus ideology imploded into a neophyte follicle.
Everyone and your mother wants a chance at it.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 0:49, archived)
# well, that explains things
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 0:55, archived)
# Damn you are patient! I bet you could build a pyramid of playing cards seven levels high.
You know, a bit of pus keeps the cards in place.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 0:59, archived)
# i've managed one 6 levels high
but not seven. not yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 1:04, archived)
# Look, it's all the welding to the people and I won't the otherday anymore. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 1:24, archived)
# Welding means scab, right?
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 1:54, archived)
# TRANSFER US$2,000 INTO MY ACCOUNT
AND I WILL RELEASE FUNDS YOU DESIRE OF DEAD RELATIVE.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Jan 2010, 0:46, archived)
# You had me with the fancy picture.
Now I'm in love.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 1:02, archived)
# Woo!
On-line romance.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Jan 2010, 1:11, archived)
# Sexy!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 1:24, archived)
# I wish you'd rephrase.
this is clearly offensive and inflammatory towards limbless people.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 0:43, archived)
# Pfft. What are they going to do?
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 0:51, archived)
# head dobbers all round!
and clamp chairs, obviously.. other wise they'd just fall over when they lean forward to type.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 0:52, archived)
# Not so cocky now, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 1:16, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 0:12, archived)
# cleaning up helicopter shit
is one job the RAF don't advertise
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 0:15, archived)
# Ha!
Shit-shoveler, first class.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Jan 2010, 0:19, archived)
# i'm good at shit stirring
but shovelling? no thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 0:24, archived)
# Fuckin' 'elicopter!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 0:53, archived)
# You'd prefer 'elicopters fuckin'?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Jan 2010, 0:59, archived)
# This is actually how elephants give birth.
Sorry, but I had to clear that up. It's too amazing to overlook.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 1:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
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(herman:D, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 23:46, archived)
# "All hands prepare for separation"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 23:48, archived)
# haha i love how everyone's using the same elephant
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 23:55, archived)
# he is the most famous elephant of them all.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 0:08, archived)
# You are all trolling for stupid people. Well, I'm not stupid, and I'm not going to fall for any shenanigans.
Not going to put my neck out and post. Heck no.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 0:21, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 1:21, archived)
# Is this a test?
o_O
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 1:26, archived)
# flying elephant heads
are gonna fuck you up!

Nic!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Jan 2010, 0:46, archived)
# Just family
(cvillavicencio directly from Chile, ctm!, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 23:30, archived)
# To quote another B3tard...
STEP AWAY FROM THE LIQUIFY TOOL!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 23:33, archived)
# yes... D:
the fucking eyes of the boy. agh.
(cvillavicencio directly from Chile, ctm!, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 23:35, archived)
# lol:D
(herman:D, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 23:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 23:42, archived)
# Seyenus feeling stuffy?
Read the Pizza News for the latest in carnivorous globes with a tiny chair fettish. Money!
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 0:18, archived)
#

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 23:47, archived)
# Oh my!
That is so wrong....yet so hilariously right!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 23:49, archived)
# hahahahaha
can't... stop... laughing
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 23:49, archived)
# Duhhhhhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 23:50, archived)
# hahahaha
i still love this. especially how it looks like you couldn't be arsed to align the face on the father X-D
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 23:56, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 23:58, archived)
# woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 1:49, archived)
#
Jesus H Christ! This is like 'The Exorcism of Emily Rose'!
(I Shot Everyone A Gentleman. Oh Yes., Sun 17 Jan 2010, 0:17, archived)
# Liono Richie
Had to get this out of my head....

Click for bigger (174 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 23:12, archived)
# HA!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 23:13, archived)
# Pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 23:14, archived)
# outright foolishness.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 23:17, archived)
# 2 bloody days
that's been in my head! Surely been done though?
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 23:21, archived)
# I don't know,
it's a bit off the wall, so to speak.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 23:23, archived)
# Oh dear
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 23:29, archived)
# Ya big silly!
Mememe blog... Ian Dury concert is on 6 music at the mo and I'm loving reminiscing over the musics.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 23:21, archived)
# Oooh,
Thanks for the heads up -Iplayer for me, I love Ian Dury! Have you seen the film?
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 23:23, archived)
# Not yet but I certainly will
Last hour there was a documentary on him by the bloke that plays him in the film. It was really ace. Chas Jenkel was on and the whole bloody lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 23:25, archived)
# Cool.
Got his Biography, really interesting. I hear the film is less so but I'll watch it none-the-less.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 23:29, archived)
# pffft, could have also gone for
"hhhoooooOOOOOOOOOOO BODYFORM!! BODYFORM FOR YOUUUUUUUUUU!!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 16 Jan 2010, 23:24, archived)
# Will do,
Tomorrow.... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 23:33, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 23:29, archived)
# Ha!
Evening Micto, why is this not vectored?!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 23:32, archived)
# i used to be funny :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 23:35, archived)
# Oh dear
your life is over!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 23:37, archived)
# this vectoring is a piece of pee
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 23:59, archived)
# eye of thundera... give me sight beyond sight
or just sight, y'know. if you're busy and that
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 23:52, archived)
[challenge entry] i was pissing by the door when I heard a shat
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 22:54, archived)
# Haha
clicked
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 22:56, archived)
# Now do the Madonna
with the big boobies
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 23:03, archived)
# I will say this only once... I clicked.
Which is to say I clicked.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 23:05, archived)
# My Gid that was a god disgeese, I was complotely decieved by the wog
!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 23:06, archived)
# haha this make me laugh :D
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 1:15, archived)
# did this for human descent


CFB (119 kb) hence the caves
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 22:48, archived)
# :D
ooooh like it !
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 22:50, archived)
# I know you
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 22:57, archived)
# hahaha
ive been framed
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 23:03, archived)
# I'm rather impressed
at how you managed to execute that perfect tag while hanging upside down over the bridge. Very impressed indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 23:50, archived)
[challenge entry] :D

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 22:47, archived)
# ha :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 22:56, archived)
# HIDE PHANT!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 22:59, archived)
# love it :DD
(herman:D, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 0:30, archived)
# Its Drawing Tiem with Lord Aerixis!
This week it's Heath Ledger!



Click for bigger (301 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 22:36, archived)
# *steals talent*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 22:41, archived)
# *waggles arms around and makes gnop noises*
Mggeeeeeeeeeeebru!

Fleh! Fleeeeh!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 22:42, archived)
# just like space jam
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 22:45, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 23:14, archived)
# what's black, white and starved to death?
heath ledger's cat

P.S. wooooo! nice talentz you have.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 22:43, archived)
# Ooooh thankies!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 23:05, archived)
# I don't know who that is,
but it definitely looks like a very good picture of a person.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 22:44, archived)
# He played the Joker in the new Batman movie
And died a while ago. I think, from a guys point of view, he had a lovely face, and I've always wated to draw it.





Or keep it in a jar, whichever happenned first.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 23:05, archived)
# its always drawing time :D
damn you talented person this is amazing as per :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 22:50, archived)
# Why thankyou Fiendulator!
I'm loving your graphiti stuff!

I'll trade a graphiti title for a drawing of you?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 23:06, archived)
# So that's how the cool kids get that 'Me by that famous B3tan' stuff works....
You just ask? Preposterous.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 0:15, archived)
# stun
ning
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 22:53, archived)
# christ almighty
i don't half wish i had a tiny amount of your talent

i can't draw for toffee, and there's you doing things like this :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 22:56, archived)
# I am drawing toffee
a mans gotta eat somehow :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 23:03, archived)
# Mmmm
Paper
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 23:04, archived)
# I hear the enzymes in your mouth break down the cellulose in paper and after some time it starts to taste sweet.
You know, like tape.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 0:29, archived)
# Tape
Nothing beats chewing a C90
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 17:17, archived)
# That is extremely beautiful.
Fabulous piece of work.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 23:09, archived)
# Aw thanks!
*beams*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 23:10, archived)
# Why have you
drawn a picture of Bob Geldof?
(skinwah punted Baxter, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 0:16, archived)
# That
is loverly
(I helped save b3ta! acab, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 1:13, archived)
# One way ticket please
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 22:18, archived)
# bahahahaha
oh lordy. here's your ticket
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 22:20, archived)
# ...
Here you go...
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 16 Jan 2010, 22:22, archived)
# Ahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 22:23, archived)
# pint glass head
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 22:26, archived)
# hahaha!
you bad man
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 22:27, archived)
# HaHaHaHaHa!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 22:28, archived)
# Bah, no wiggling. Try a more uplifting concoction for real fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 22:28, archived)
# Oh, hello again!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 22:29, archived)
# Hello!
I had other peas on the topic, but they were pitched into the
abyss of b3tards. I'll have some more new ones done soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 22:32, archived)
# I was only joking
I think we posted them in the same order last time as well.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 22:34, archived)
# nice pyjamas
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 22:35, archived)
# Racy bathing costumes!
Her whole lower leg is exposed, LAWKS!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 22:39, archived)
# glory be!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 22:41, archived)
# ahhhahhhhahhhh I had not seen this one
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 9:16, archived)
# And, can you drop this off while you're there?

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 22:32, archived)
# Hahahahaha
You speak truth.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 22:35, archived)
# Hello did you get me that job in Oslo yet thanks
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 22:40, archived)
# Yep
I'm currently in a crummy student room in Kringsja. It's actually really quite warm out there now, it was -3 all day and the ice on the roads is melting a bit and the snow is turning to crumbly brown stuff like high-quality tablet. It was -16 when I landed last Saturday. Sounds stupid but I preferred it that way, except on the vast swathes of pavement where they hadn't cleared the snow and it turned to three cm thick ice.

I learned one thing last weekend: a lake may be totally frozen, and it may have about 10cm of snow lying on top of it, but between the snow and the ice is a layer of water that gets your feet very wet when you sink down to it. Then your feet are like blocks of ice all day.

I've also learned that Oslo is really, really fucking expensive.

Also that I've a good chance of finding a decent flat in a decent part of town before Thursday. Life is good.




Edit: Ha, I'm a fucking idiot who can't even read. No, I didn't get you that job yet. Our cleaner's still there, and she's actually quite cute, so I'm inclined to leave her hanging around a few months longer. Sorry about that. :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 22:55, archived)
# Sounds ace.
I visited Oslo last summer. Or maybe it was the summer before. And certainly experienced the fucking expensive thing. Quid for a kitkat. Fuck me.

How long's the sun up at the moment? Does it feel a bit like you're nocturnal?

Also, post pix of clnr thx

Also, what is your actual job? Though I've been a keen observer throughout this entire process I don't think I actually know what it is you do.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 23:08, archived)
# 6 hours of sun
rises at half nine in the morning, sets at half three in the afternoon. or thereabouts. about 8 hours of light all told, though it's pretty lacklustre stuff, especially today since we've got dismal grey skies.

i pity the people in trondheim, probably getting about 3 hours of sun. and already, like everyone else in oslo, i console myself with the thought of how many hours of sun i'll be getting in the summer.

i may get arrested posting pics of cleaner. but i shall try.

also, i do science. i sit at a computer for hours either trying to integrate stuff analytically, or i write really crappy programs to do it for me. all of it goes wrong. then someone gives me another three years' money. it's a good life if you get lucky enough to get into it. somehow i did.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 23:14, archived)
# Interesting. It's a shame you can't just sign up for jobs really.
Sunlight when I was there really disorientated me. I was there in late June, and it was still light at midnight.

You should get the train to Bergen. But not till it's light out. I watched a real time 7 hour HD film of the trip recently because I need a hobby and/or friends. Here: nrkbeta.no/2009/12/18/bergensbanen-eng/
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 23:20, archived)
# .
People seemed to like it.
It even made a rerun during Christmas : )
Due to popular request i supose.
(Spng, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 23:24, archived)
# I thought it was really beautiful.
Amazing variety of sceneries across just that stretch.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 23:25, archived)
# I think you should find some friends
I would suggest finding a group of people who also enjoy watching videos of journeys to Bergen. That way if conversation fails you can all fall back on talking about how the trip in winter compares to the one in summer.

I aim to visit Bergen in early summer or so. When it feels warm to people who've stayed in Norway for a few months but too cold to attract all the tourists. I've heard good things about it.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 23:28, archived)
# I would also accept a job in Bergen if that's easier for you to wangle.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 23:30, archived)
# Right now the Norwegian government doens't acknowledge I exist
because they've cocked up their computer systems and I can't register for an ID number. (Implying I can also neither get a bank account nor a doctor.) So managing to get you any job might be a bit tricky for a few months. But give me some time. Give me some time...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 23:39, archived)
# In exchange I have added you to my b3ta friends
You are welcome, dude.

I hope that you get an identity and a nice flat soon.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 23:41, archived)
# .
Trondheims not bad at all. I'm in Hammerfest atm. Arrived 14 days ago, havent seen the sun yet.
(Spng, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 23:22, archived)
# We've got a thing at work showing where the sun is
and what parts are in day and what parts are in night.

I wouldn't bet on seeing much of the sun in Trondheim at the minute.

I also need to go to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 23:29, archived)
# Oooof!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 1:08, archived)

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