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Nope, he still thinks he's got an iPad

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:16, archived)

Careful Now...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:17, archived)

"Down with this sort of thing"

And clicky!

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:19, archived)

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:27, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:32, archived)

Faaar away

My favourite Father Ted clip of ever *clicky*

(Penguins_Made_Me_Do_It is a dolt ... and she don't care, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:21, archived)

Haha

I've always use the Father Ted clip in my optics lectures. Permission to steal your iPad/iPhone idea?

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MartinH, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 12:43, archived)

Of course...

b3ta is all about stealing *cough* sorry, taking inspiration from other things.
:)

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:47, archived)

iDrew a blank on this one? O_o

ALSO: iSee (a shit compo)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:15, archived)

Cud Vibrations

(barzo, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:00, archived)

that's shit.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:01, archived)

symmetrical cows ftw

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:04, archived)

(Testicles just for you, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:58, archived)

shouldn't that be Sgt Schultz?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:31, archived)

If it starts to stammer...

Press and hold the Menu and Center (Select) buttons simultaneously until the Apple logo appears, about 6 to 8 seconds. You may need to repeat this step.

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laplandes is working on a pie that can cure all disease, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:57, archived)

Pffttttt

clavdivs.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:58, archived)

Bin dun?

Oh well. I bin dunned it again.

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laplandes is working on a pie that can cure all disease, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 23:53, archived)

*may contain sarcasm*

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:55, archived)

I wish appliances were still made from wood

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:56, archived)

yes i agree

i still have a radiogram :)

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:58, archived)

As a member of Greenpeace, I find your wishes offensive.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:01, archived)

*hides car made from whales*

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:03, archived)

*hides the otter-powered-car*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:07, archived)

fuck yeah!

i'm way cooler then him as i'm Bi.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:57, archived)

that's just greedy

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:58, archived)

are you sayin two PC's

a mac mini and an ibook is greedy?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:01, archived)

yes

/owns 8 pcs and 6 laptops blog

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:02, archived)

you fucking greedy fat cunt.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:06, archived)

If it helps

I can't use them all at once

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:08, archived)

Sounds like you need a pet octopus...

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:09, archived)

YES!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:12, archived)

it should have looked like this

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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:03, archived)

a computer you can French Polish

nice

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:04, archived)

Great way to get more money!

(. Y . ), Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:51, archived)

haha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:52, archived)

this is BLOODY BRILLIANT!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:54, archived)

why thank you

it is a response I often use when I think something is funny

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:56, archived)

Let me have a go

haha

wow... I can feel it already... I feel so, happy!

(. Y . ), Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:58, archived)

now try it again with a hint of sarcasm

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:00, archived)

meh

is that it?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:03, archived)

haha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:05, archived)

Arf!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:19, archived)

*sigh*

(Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:47, archived)

haha

sorry to TJ.

Is it just me or is the guy in this advert retarded?
www.visit4info.com/advert/High-Five-with-Reward-Account-Halifax-Personal-Banking-Range/81189

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:49, archived)

They're all very annoying.

Also: zany.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:53, archived)

full of characters

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:53, archived)

no, he's just fat

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:53, archived)

Shitfuck.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:56, archived)

WELL FUCKING SORRY I EVEN BROUGHT IT UP

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:57, archived)

SKULLFUCK HIM GRIFFY.

IN THE SKULL. WITH A FUCK.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:00, archived)

HOLD HIS EARS MOFOHA

I'M GONNA GO IN DRY IN HIS FUCKING EYES

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:03, archived)

Yeah

my recent overlong stay in the UK has persuaded me that the primary aim of big-revenue advertisers is to portray the UK as some kind of Tesco Value USA.
*HIGH FIVE*

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:59, archived)

this all started with baseball caps

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:01, archived)

I blame Coca Cola.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:02, archived)

and Evil Knievel

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:06, archived)

So THAT's why he's called Evil.

This is starting to make sense.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:13, archived)

can I just wedge this in here?

no flash? what's the deal with that?

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:52, archived)

Mainly because it is the code version of a road accident.

Lots of parts strewn all over hell's creation with only the vestiges of the roadbed visible.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:55, archived)

so was IE6 but we didn't stop using it until several better alternatives came along

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:03, archived)

But no changes in architectures.

Apple, as well as other non-wintel companies, have
used several. Porting of Flash to anything other than
intel based units lagged if not stopped for ages.
But the key point is that Flash has never really
been refactored --ever. Tons of bucks in and
none of it used to tidy up the code base.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:11, archived)

I can think of nearly

not a single application that would ever make me buy one of these.

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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:41, archived)

what is it?

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:44, archived)

A portal to another world.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:44, archived)

iFleshlight?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:44, archived)

I like the user in 'er face

geddit? *Wink* *Wink*

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:45, archived)

arf

woof woof nudge wink etc

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:50, archived)

iWood

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:47, archived)

By saying that I can tell you've never seen the movie "Videodrome".

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:47, archived)

long live the flesh

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:49, archived)

Oh god I have

but forgott..I've changed my mind. there are no apps that would make me buy one.

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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:49, archived)

HAHAHA!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:51, archived)

(. Y . ), Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:40, archived)

cunning

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:41, archived)

Also refers to a previous image challenge.

Now aren't I clever?

(. Y . ), Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:52, archived)

I like this :D

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:10, archived)

Thank you!

I'm really surprised this got into the popular posts!

(. Y . ), Sat 30 Jan 2010, 17:43, archived)

(Testicles just for you, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:32, archived)

hang on

does this mean we're going to get another wave of ipeed,ipoo,iplod,iclaudius,imad,ihadher,ichad,idad,ifad,irad,iraq,iran,iseenoships type jokes?
iFuckign hate steve jobs,

hang on, here's one I made earlier

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:35, archived)

lovely... :r

(Testicles just for you, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:38, archived)

nothing personal mate

I'm just a grumpy cunt

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:40, archived)

i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i

shoulda known bet-taaaa

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:43, archived)

than to cheat a friend

and waste this chance that i'd been given,
so i'm never gonna dance again,
the way i danced with you, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:47, archived)

Nice.

(but...derisedly?)

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:45, archived)

iWannabesedated

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:54, archived)

iPad

iAad
iBad
iCad
iDad
iEad
iFad
iGad
iHad
iIad
iJad
iKad
iLad
iMad
iNad
iOad
iQad
iRad
iSad
iTad
iUad
iVad
iWad
iXad
iYad
iZad

there, that should get rid of a few of them.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:44, archived)

compo it!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:45, archived)

iFad is especially apt.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:46, archived)

-t +p

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:48, archived)

Well hello ; D

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:22, archived)

Hahaha!

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:23, archived)

where did dr dyslexia go?

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:25, archived)

I don't know

Is there a meeting for Dr's? :O

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:30, archived)

we have crowns

and badges.

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:33, archived)

Oh man, I want to be a Dr :(

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:34, archived)

Show me them

I'm a Dr.

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littlefish I like cheese, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:34, archived)

yeh - I've tried that line

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:35, archived)

I like to think that he's always here in spirit.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:33, archived)

I miss early morning spaz backs to see Dr D's mayhem in the Gay Shift

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:38, archived)

he is a she

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:41, archived)

are you qualified to make this decision?

given that you are a 'he'

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:44, archived)

The demographics changed and medical/scientist dramas lost to Classic Comic Heroes again.

Gone is the lab coat and fez, it's all spangles and American flag motif of Captain Freedom!!![trumpets and kettle drum hit]

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:38, archived)

iSay!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:23, archived)

T'Bet?

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:24, archived)

iSay!

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:25, archived)

I'M WAITING..........

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:26, archived)

shouldn't that be

iMwaiting

?

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:27, archived)

ahahaha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:28, archived)

Did you hear the one about....

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:27, archived)

the cat that swallowed a yoyo?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:28, archived)

it couldn't keep it down??

0_o

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:31, archived)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:34, archived)

urgh!

did you have to?

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:41, archived)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:42, archived)

he's the only person in the world i would wish bowel cancer on

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:35, archived)

Anything with terry Thomas in it...

...deserves to win, in my opinion.

(Bungo wombling free in Melbourne, Australia, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 3:59, archived)

I'll just put this quick one here...

I would say the rare footage is of Steve Jobs laughing at us all, but that's not rare since he does it whenever he releases a "brand new" product anyway.
Also: Thanks to Thor sonofodin for the idea!
My first fp! Thank you all! :D

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:21, archived)

hahaha

I'm in a museum

yeh it's shit

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:22, archived)

I suspect that this is the only entry in this compo that will get a laugh out of me

and it got a big laugh

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:26, archived)

Wow, what an honour! :D

Thanks, though Thor really deserves the laugh, I just 'shopped it!

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:27, archived)

saved me from doing it

woo

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:32, archived)

I was going to do it too

It is just like a big iphone *ding* lightbulb went off in my head

(MrPlankton, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 5:41, archived)

WOO!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:33, archived)

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:34, archived)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:36, archived)

o |¯\
o |_/

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:46, archived)

    |\
    | \
O |  \
    |   \
    |    |
    |    |
    |   /
O |  /
    | /
    |/

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:55, archived)

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:01, archived)

Haha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:34, archived)

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:13, archived)

Dom Joly copied your idea.

www.funnyordie.co.uk/videos/d2b714361c/hello

He uploaded it after your idea.

(langers, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:53, archived)

Gary Glitter's getting one...

DeRIS - Gary Glitter's real name is Paul Gadd

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Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:08, archived)

thanks for the De-RIS. pfft

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:10, archived)

Least necessary deris ever.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:12, archived)

Also, isn't this picture technically illegal?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:17, archived)

certainly in Australia

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:18, archived)

This whole site is illegal.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:18, archived)

Oh fuck!

*adblocks everything*

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:21, archived)

ahh, the iGrope app

the logical upgrade from Wobble

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:13, archived)

(sik ly sweet, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:04, archived)

ha ha ha

sick!

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 23:43, archived)

Ronseal

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littlefish I like cheese, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:08, archived)

while Steve Jobs

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:08, archived)

Wrong way round

Stev peed when he saw Jonny's fabulous design.

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littlefish I like cheese, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:13, archived)

Narrated his life.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:14, archived)

Forget the iPad, he also annonced one for the women only

edit holy fuck compression has raped this.

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:06, archived)

what's the pink thing?

also - K-Pax - good film - www.k-pax.com/

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:07, archived)

Dat's a jawbone

Bluetooth headset.

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littlefish I like cheese, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:08, archived)

indeed your right

looking at this i uploaded the wrong version,

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:15, archived)

What was the pink thing meant to be?

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littlefish I like cheese, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:37, archived)

bluetooth headset

it's all voice activated

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 22:48, archived)

Dat new iPad is da bomb, booooooy!

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Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 20:58, archived)

tick

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 20:59, archived)

A little bit of cinnamon, a dap of vinegar

and a pinch of dynamite.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:00, archived)

For the flatter chested technological fashionista

Click for bigger (117 kb)

ipad bra

(princessofadobe lover of photatowaffley., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 20:47, archived)

click for bigger

if only :D

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 20:58, archived)

how d'ya like them apples

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:38, archived)

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