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# Hello world

(not CC btw)

I'd love a few pointers about b3taing. Lurked quite a few years (if having a chuckle at the best of the best twice a year merits as lurking). Attempting to use my old flickr account as host, see how that works out.

EDIT Thanks for the warm welcome.
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:39, archived)
# well I can't see flickr from work so!
no idea if you've posted a pic or not.
(waxdart hello., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:40, archived)
# It's a very nice pic
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:40, archived)
#
So if flickr is blocked...I see. Pity since I have a paid account there. Any other hosts that are commonly blocked?
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:42, archived)
# The fact that flickr is blocked at one person's workplace

shouldn't put you off!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:47, archived)
# Some lovely pics in your photostream!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:07, archived)
#
Aha, so there is no hiding =)

Thank you
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:15, archived)
# I'm going through them going "Oooo" and "Been there" and "Jealous! You saw a moose!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:17, archived)
# He's been to the West Midlands Safari Park?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:19, archived)
# Swedish elks seem to avoid me
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:21, archived)
# Hello L plater.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Balance cat
He's quite skilled.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Morfil acha hystudfachau?

Seems like a successful post to me. I don't really understand it though.

Welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Looking good.
Though if you're drawing your technical tips from my panorama down v there I feel I have to tell you that there are more skilled image manipulators round there than I.

Welcome to b3ta, pull up a chair, shop a kitten oh, you've done that.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:42, archived)
#
Skagen is excellent this time of year

Meant to say Pointers about b3ta, edited OP =)

And thank you.
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:50, archived)
# Pointers about b3ta... It's art rather than science.
1 - Read the FAQ
2 - Try something
3 - If that results in flaming and abuse, don't do it again
4 - return to 2, or 1 if you're getting repeatedly flamed.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:53, archived)
#
There is a lot of UK-specific content, is it ok to ask whenever I don't get it?

Not been verbally roughed-up yet, possibly thanks to the L.
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:58, archived)
# yeah, just post "RIS" or "Vienna", and someone will enlighten you
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:59, archived)
# RISing on Vienna right here.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:03, archived)
# Ultravox?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:07, archived)
#
I simply liked the illusion of movement from two stills, just a 'hallo' from me, no hidden depths =)
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:09, archived)
# I meant I didn't get the "Vienna" reference .
Although, as always, the word makes me want wavy ice cream.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Vienna?
I was away for a year or so, I fear I have missed this one
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:04, archived)
# "This means nothing to me...."
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:17, archived)
# Oh no, the L is a red rag to a bull...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:01, archived)
# I think Prodge has gone home
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:02, archived)
# Ah now it's not just him...
Hands up anyone who, on seeing a post with a L plate, will automatically open up the properties and check the file size.

\o.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:04, archived)
# Not for L plates. But there are certain triggers that'll make me do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:05, archived)
# gone home?
do they actually let that bitter little man out?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:04, archived)
# *giggle*
You're not all sweetness and light yourself sometimes, Pasa.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:13, archived)
# I have a reputation to uphold.
I'm quite a jolly chap actually :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:44, archived)
# there are some pointers in my profile
they are more likely to confuse you at this stage though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:01, archived)
#
That does help, thank you
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:13, archived)
# :D
the essential rule is just play nice and if someone is a cunt to you just be nice back to them
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:16, archived)
# You've not been roughed up because you've not done anything wrong yet.
L plates are no defence.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:02, archived)
# haha
I posted a 3Mb pic the other day that was also the dimensions of Jupiter without fucking realising it.

but I'm so fucking cool that it was no problem. My fan mail went down a little is all.

edit: haha - this sounds like something JMG would say
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Be funny, be arty, be cute or be weird.
Or any mix of the four.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:01, archived)
# or be mu
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:14, archived)
# Hey, I at least fall into cute :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:19, archived)
# And dont forget to stalk the female B3tards
that is very important
(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Understand I do not
But welcome :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:45, archived)
# only pointer I could give
is you might want to work on your blending a bit ;)

welcome to hell b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:50, archived)
# I think his blending is spot on.
'lo Pasanonic
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:51, archived)
# 'ar noon.
I was making a veiled reference to the seam in the picture in order to make a poor and insensitive joke. As usual ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:02, archived)
# I would ordinarily have gone with that.
But having posted a very crudely stitched panorama a few threads down I didn't really feel justified.

Also:

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:05, archived)
# 3/10
needs more Buffy
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:13, archived)
# can't even
see the join!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:15, archived)
# ...and your whisking leaves a lot to be desired...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:53, archived)
# You can call me most anything you want.
But if you insult my culinary skills you and I are going on the car park!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:03, archived)
# Culinary skill?
I saw the drunken burgers you tweeted yesterday. Did you use those rubber cheese slices? Did you, Sir?
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:06, archived)
# I did.
but that's the point. Drunken food is not cooking. It's simply staying alive!

I'm doing spag bol for my mother tonight. I've stayed sober.

(also I like cheese slices, I really do. it belongs on burgers )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:09, archived)
# ^ this
...apart from the spag bol thing. I'm not making spag bol for my mother tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:10, archived)
# Or, I hasten to add, for Pasanonic's
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:11, archived)
# That would have saved me a job
meaning I could go to the pub and have burgers again :)

also, there was nothing wrong with my burgers. 2 quarter pounders, bacon, cheese, onion catsup and coleman's English mustard. Food of the gods when you are pissed.
twitpic.com/1tbzrs
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Hello, welcome.
Be either good, funny, or both, and never delete a thread. What does "not CC btw" mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:57, archived)
# Thank you
I snapped the pics myself, not dug up in creative commons. Doesn't make much of a difference, perhaps =)

I'll try to be nice/funny as far as my language skills allows I guess. Never realized just how chatty this place is.
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:03, archived)
# We steal source pictures from anywhere really. Then bitch when newspapers steal what we (other, more talented people, not me) make from them.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:07, archived)
# Hahaha this is true!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:21, archived)
# :D we fail.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:31, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhhhhhh.
Also, what Mu said. I'm feeling a smidge of guilt over nicking source images now...
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:10, archived)
# ...and it's gone.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:14, archived)
# cat.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:32, archived)
# Yes! It is =)
It's a jump out into the unknown image board while keeping perfectly still within the confines of what I know: snapping pics.
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Hope it's not a RIS :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:30, archived)
# Ahhh, elixer of opiate... now that's the good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:32, archived)
# In Opium houses they would drill holes in the walls and stuff the bottles there.
At least in America.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:34, archived)
# ^
I didn't know this, why ever did they do that?
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:57, archived)
# Laudnummmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:33, archived)
# cor,
being ill must've been great in the olden days
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:33, archived)
# apart from you had to pay for it all.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:36, archived)
# But generally not for very long.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:38, archived)
[challenge entry] I use the "I had it and turned out fine" argument rarely, but..

Dr.Big
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:30, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:32, archived)
# Vacinnated?
Other than that, carry on
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Autism
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:28, archived)
# Remix of DrBroon
and this stirling effort..

(7 hours left to save Earth, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:29, archived)
# rapist!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:35, archived)
# Measles kills
MMR vaccine doesn't cause autism.

Wow, tough decision.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:40, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:41, archived)
# If I were you
I would ask this chap to take your name off this
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:45, archived)
# I am slightly perturbed by the fact that most things have been removed apart from my tag
and the creeping feeling that he didn't get my post in the first place.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:49, archived)
# Maybe he's autistic
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:56, archived)
# Possibly
Though I just sparked off the turn of phrase.
(7 hours left to save Earth, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:00, archived)
# yeh
that's kind of what i meant
Edit: see above. I would prefer if you'd kindly remove my tag from this pic please. Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Done
Sorry again.

(7 hours left to save Earth, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:59, archived)
# Be Very Afraid of Seven


Click for bigger (337 kb)
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:13, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Why is his mouth being held open by rakes?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:21, archived)
# A bit like...
...Abu Hamza doing goatse
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:39, archived)
# See, if you continue to hang out here
you're going to get darker and darker :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Nah, he might end up like me.
Starting out dark and ending up drawing rainbow dinosaurs.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Gay pride Dino is proud.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:18, archived)
#
how long did it take you to make this?
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:20, archived)
# about 4 seconds I think.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:21, archived)
# that made me do one of those lol things
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:27, archived)
# A few hours.
Assuming that was aimed at me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:24, archived)
# HE WASN'T TALKING TO YOU MISTER BUSYTROUSERS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:26, archived)
# ME ME ME ME
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:29, archived)
# MU MU MU MU
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:14, archived)
# *I like this*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:30, archived)
# Science!? Or Science Fiction!? YOU decide!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:18, archived)
# I saw a double rainbow a couple of days ago as I was driving along Route 1
At one point I could see where one end of the innner bow appeared to actually touch the ground. The field where it touched down had a kind of rainbow haze around it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:20, archived)
# yes to double rainbows.
no to one actually being below the horizon.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:15, archived)
# It was on the horizon.
Below the horizon was just New Jersey, and the rest of the diseased planet.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:47, archived)
# Has this been FPed yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:40, archived)
# I wish. Spacehog scorned me for my lack of front pages a few days ago.
I mean, 15k posts without a fp, my heart must be breaking... right?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:47, archived)
# You're fucking weird.
I love it! WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:16, archived)
# What was Eight then?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Dunno but after that it was wafer thin mints
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:21, archived)
# this seems to answer some deep philosophical question.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Ace.
Also: goatse mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:25, archived)
# I am terrifying.
(7 hours left to save Earth, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:35, archived)
# .... and a known rapist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Possibly not the wisest thing you've ever done there, old boy.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Genius.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:46, archived)
# LOLZ
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:53, archived)
# Bravo
(7 hours left to save Earth, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:53, archived)
# haha
lurky lurker was lurking
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:34, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahahaha
That mouth reminds me...

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:09, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10075692

also...

www.b3ta.com/board/9905990
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:14, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10075694
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:16, archived)
# *wince*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Strange...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:06, archived)
# oops
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:06, archived)
# Great work, Sheep!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:06, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:09, archived)
# < that
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:17, archived)
# v The other
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Yes?
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Win
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Ha ha ha...

* I didn't know there was a b3tan call TheOther..

WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:29, archived)
# what a compliment, my skills are nothing compared to Mr Sheep's!
Just got After Effects yesterday and thought I'd have a play around. I guess the good b3tan thing to do would be to animate a big magenta cock, but I'm not sure how that stuff works yet...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Well you've made an excellent start!
That is woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:22, archived)
# ahahahahahahahaha
*click*

sheep? sorry had to be said
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:07, archived)
# I don't get it.
You'd think he'd learn not to stand behind the door.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:07, archived)
# I'll give that a woo
: D
kerlick
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:09, archived)
# Are you a balloon?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:09, archived)
#
ll bb

yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:11, archived)
# I'm faving this now.
Clicked.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Nice animation there Mr Balloon Man!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:11, archived)
# w/y/h!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Something something something Sheep!
Nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:15, archived)
# This is very good..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:20, archived)
# superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:35, archived)
# Why did you go behind the door?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:26, archived)
# to look at what had just gone 'splat' behind the door....
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:31, archived)
# Now, when you got crushed...did you materialize into the spiritual world...
...and realize like, "Hey, I'm dead!" or did you just reappear in the hallway. Or maybe you used inflatable clones...(?)...!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:42, archived)
# GOOD STUFF!!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:32, archived)
# so I guess the "sheep, you got a haircut!" comment would be a little late now...
oh well... KER-LIKE!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 18:20, archived)
# Funny You Should Say That*
I did get my haircut today

*might not be funny
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 18:35, archived)
# well I thought it was.
(The Ear-Trumpet Addicting is NOT a word., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 2:49, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 18:36, archived)
# Hahahaha
Wooo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 18:49, archived)
[challenge entry] I feel rather evil... And slightly hat stand...
Photobucket

Sucks, right?
(Spy is dead., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:50, archived)
# Just how many times will I die?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Six.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Oh, snap

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:22, archived)
# If you're lucky. Otherwise ten.
(Spy is dead., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 7:29, archived)
# Well Barry's been on his hols, so here's the traditional* poorly-stitched panorama...
*No. 2 to date



Western coast of Jutland, Denmark, a nice narrow strip of land running down between the North Sea and a Fjord.

'bout here in fact...

Whales on stilts? Pttthhhht.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:49, archived)
# That's lovely.
You should make a postcard of each pic and send them all to friends, then have everyone meet somewhere with the pics, join them all up and have a mad party.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:51, archived)
# It would be a belting venue for a mad party.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:53, archived)
# Ok, then everyone should meet there with the pics
and hold them up against the actual scenery, and take a pic of that, and then have a mad party.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Then come back the following year, with the pics they took of themselves holding the original pics against the scenery, and have another party.
Ad infinitum!

Yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:55, archived)
# I always liked the word Fjord...
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:51, archived)
# Fjord fjord fjord
A week in Denmark and none of us got battered for doing overblown Swedish Chef voices in public.

I regard that as quite an achievement.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Ha excellent!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Wonderful panoramic
It's seamless

Now, about those Whales on stilts... They do any party tricks?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:53, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:53, archived)
# Nicely :)
I want to go there.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:54, archived)
# I believe I've been there
nice
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Fixed :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Oi!
That's crossing a line right there boyo!

...if you've seen that then you'll have seen the Conference Pear game results :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:06, archived)
# no?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Same album, pics 2 & 10
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:12, archived)
# It's fun, but you do need to be on holiday with someone quite suggestible :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Very nice
Shame it's Denmark. They're all quite mad in Denmark, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Oh, go on then...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Morfil acha hystudfachau?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:09, archived)
# Paham andwyech 'r cellwair?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:14, archived)
# oherwydd fy mod i'n cunt

I didn't want to ask my colleague to translate cunt for me!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:20, archived)
# HEARTBURN CUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:30, archived)
# Awesome
i like the fact it looks like seperate pictures,
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:06, archived)
# *giggle*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:09, archived)
[challenge entry] ooh....
(I helped save b3ta! Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Is the white background available?
That's a nice white background.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:38, archived)
# Whoaa! Much better than mine...I've been using this one:
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Dude, how could you work with that?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:41, archived)
# I know... it's getting a bit gray.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:42, archived)
# How are you guys making these?
I looked on youtube but it's all cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:48, archived)
# I think i know
tinyurl.com/32lo3jg
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:55, archived)
# That's cheating!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:56, archived)
# :D
edit : I didnt get the chance to edit in the white backgrounds
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:58, archived)
# Yeehaw, my horseblocker works!
Thanks Prodge!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:01, archived)
# I use a candle, a cotton swab, and rub two squirrels together.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:55, archived)
# www.whitebackgrounds.com

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Holy shit, it exists

And it doesn't have a white background
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:56, archived)
# That's shit!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:58, archived)
# I have an old one you can have mof, it's a bit... stained though...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:56, archived)
# 'Post Modern Art'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:03, archived)
# I think you'll find my white background is of a superior quality.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:51, archived)
# It's kinda small (that's what she said)
*edit* it does have a Guinness though...nice!*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:54, archived)
# And I said to her, it's quality not quantity ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Um
that's a copyright infringement on my white background.
(I helped save b3ta! Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Which ever one doesn't break.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:34, archived)
# pffttt
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:46, archived)
# that's a proper rummage
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:47, archived)
# he's trying to dig out some scratchings

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:51, archived)
# DUDE! NSFW!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:47, archived)
# I'll have the pork tacos.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Suddenly frog legs taste good.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:52, archived)
# Fist is a verb

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Holy Fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Hahahaha
fucking hell. Did this ever fp?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:14, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:34, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Daily Mail
(Roobarbillustration, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:17, archived)
# But immigrants literally are everywhere these days.
It's the way of the world, and what made this country great.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:19, archived)
# there isn't one in my sock drawer
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:22, archived)
# How sure of that are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:25, archived)
# very sure
I changed the locks after he left
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:28, archived)
#
Puis-je vraiment le type rien ici?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:41, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Hey, no scat :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Correct.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Sometimes I feel like MY brain needs a bath too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:27, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10075440
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:29, archived)
# In responce
MAILHEADLINE
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:41, archived)
# But...
...running to the hills would bring you closer to the falling sky.

Now, listening to Run to the Hills would be a better option.
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:46, archived)
# yes, but
"the daily mail" is not known for rational thinking
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:52, archived)
# If you were higher up
the pieces of sky would have less time to accelerate before they hit you.
(Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:14, archived)
# I wish my Daily Mail Reading ex wasn't dead
just so that I could show him this.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:05, archived)
[challenge entry] ok it moves- just pretend you're in Hogwarts
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:14, archived)
# Jeremy?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:16, archived)
# No-one expects the unexpected horse!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Nooooobody expects...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:30, archived)
# This is why he gave up the news gig to concentrate on his mechanical wanking spanners...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:35, archived)
# He makes more from selling the rights alone than he ever did as a newsreader
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:50, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
This is still one of my all time favourite posts on B3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:40, archived)
# ...hoof.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:17, archived)
# I never understood how pregnancy can be unexpected
surely they must have some recollection of a sex penis squirting up her wizard's sleeve
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:18, archived)
# Ok, love - sit down. Your mother and I have something to tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Does it involve puppies?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:21, archived)
# hmmm
many of my victims girlfriends didn't
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:20, archived)
# similarly..
i'd have thought the strident clip-clop of hooves would be an excellent portent of an impending equine
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Rapey rapey
(Mr T, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:11, archived)
# *fires up photoshop to make a doctor's degree*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:17, archived)
[challenge entry] the happy side of death in work
(zecbmo, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Hey guy, try editing next time.
When you delete a post you make people doubt their sanity.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:02, archived)
# Ah, so that's what happened...
In that case, I'll save the tenuous pea and replace it with this...

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:04, archived)
# Haha
This. Thought I'd gone mad.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:04, archived)
# in other news, one of Derrick Bird's victims was a solicitor and another was an estate agent
does this bring his total back down to 10?
which is of course very tragic.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:07, archived)
# pffft

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:08, archived)
# Hahahahaha
From zero to hero!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:08, archived)
# apparently Cameron's going up there
a) haven't they suffered enough?
b) couldn't he have gone up there at lunchtime yesterday?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:08, archived)
# he was still hiding behind the sofa at that time
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:09, archived)
# It wasn't a dalek that shot them...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:15, archived)
# oh - Derrick/Dalek - damn these ear cataracts!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Ear cataracts?
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:41, archived)
# Hahaha
Bad Griffy! Bad!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:17, archived)
# I do feel bad
it's a nice feeling isn't it!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:21, archived)
# delete it again!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:02, archived)
# :(

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:02, archived)
# we all miss him
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:06, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10075495
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:08, archived)
# Cheery Tomato was a very successful (to me, at least) series of images done by mongychops
they were harsh, but fair
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:11, archived)
# ^we love cheery tomato
but mongy went over to /talk and never returned...




apart from the time he posted loads of scat pictures :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:14, archived)
# He spends his time in a bivvy by the side of lakes now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:15, archived)
# bless
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:28, archived)
# Christ, I remember that.
Hereafter named Scaturday (although it might have been a different day of the week).
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:16, archived)
# he was mongychops inner voice :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Yay!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:08, archived)
# idiot
www.b3ta.com/board/10075486
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Just look at all those wonderful image replies he threw away!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:04, archived)
# Nicely recovered!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:04, archived)
# oooh no what have i done.
posted it in the wrong place... i got scared and bailed out
(zecbmo, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:06, archived)
# Hey, hey! 28 posts. Give the guy a chance.
Stop scaring them off before I have a chance to proposition them, Barbie.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:06, archived)
# Why did you delete it before?
I'm curious.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:06, archived)
# It wasn't compo'd.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:07, archived)
# ^as above
posted it in the wrong place... i got scared and bailed out
(zecbmo, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:08, archived)
# You didn't post it in the wrong place. You just didn't set is as a compo entry.
You can do that in an edit. Ignore the screamers and keep it up. You'll get it right next time.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:09, archived)
# You can edit your once posted images and add them to a compo without deleting them
as much as you can edit this one and uncompo it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:10, archived)
# noted and documented
cheers will keep it in mind
(zecbmo, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:12, archived)
# You can ask us anything.
Anything at all.
Just ask.
Anything.
.
.
.
.
What was that?
No?
.
Just remember, anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:16, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10075561
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:20, archived)
# yes
you and Mu may have the sex now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Fucking SCORE!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:23, archived)
# *whispers* wear lots of protection - he's Dutch
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:25, archived)
# *high fives*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:26, archived)
# *WASHES HANDS FRANTICALLY*
www.b3ta.com/board/10075602
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:45, archived)
# :(

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Beef dripping or KY?
For a pie, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Kentucky Pie!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:22, archived)
# a lovely mix of the two
will make for a tasty pie that slips down easily
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:23, archived)
# Ah, fair enough.
Folks get right gnarly when someone deletes a post. Jus' last year, the good ol' boys had themselves a lynchin' out on that thar porch of someone who deleeted a post. First, they greased him like a racoon in a fat bin then slid a whole cantaloupe melon right up him jacksey. Jes telling you, boy, those folks get riled reeeeeal easy. Say, you ain't seen no women round these parts?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:12, archived)
# o_0
(zecbmo, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:13, archived)
# Can we have the sex now?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:14, archived)
# All they found of that fella was a rusty sherriff's badge.
And his sherriff's badge.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:14, archived)
# Hell, right now I feel like drinking a gallon of terpentine and pissing on a brushfire
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:15, archived)
# damn right we did
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:16, archived)
# Ahahahahaha, oh christ this is so wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:19, archived)
# that's my middle finger...he's mean
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Right up him jacksey is now my favourite
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:17, archived)
# haha
see the fun we've had BECAUSE he deleted a post!

this could be dangerous!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:25, archived)
# yes all hail me
because really i meant all this to happen
(zecbmo, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:43, archived)
# Ah, ok
I see everyone has told you to edit next time. Someone will gaz you the instructions for the secret handshake soon :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:48, archived)
# Replies weren't good enough.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:09, archived)
[challenge entry]


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(grotpig, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:53, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:55, archived)
# Seems about right.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:57, archived)
# needs some 'my mum' too

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:59, archived)
# It has "our dogs balls"
Don't get greedy, meedy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:00, archived)
# But...our dog doesn't have any balls anymore

Not since he met Amanda Monti anyway
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Yeah I just saw that.
Tearing off the testicle isn't the hard bit, ripping through the scrotum to get it out that seems a bit ott.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:04, archived)
# I've never tried it

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:05, archived)
# It's 5 1/2 years old
there's been a lot of ancient stories coming up on the beeb's most read/shared this week.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:59, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:50, archived)
# I think I get this
but I wish I didn't
BAD BHLC! BAD BOY!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Yeah,
^this
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:56, archived)
# Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:59, archived)
[challenge entry] NHS goatse

says "in our fight against infection you must disarm. be bare below the elbows" just in case you're wondering
(zecbmo, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:48, archived)
# get a new phone
yours is shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:48, archived)
# this is my new phone
my steady hand is not much to be desired
(zecbmo, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:58, archived)
# Apparently, it's a HTC Desire

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:00, archived)
# haha yea it is actually
bloody stalkers
(zecbmo, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Taken on 2010-05-16 19:15:26 +0100 amirite

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:02, archived)
# that sounds about right...
should i be worried
(zecbmo, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:04, archived)
# Yes

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:05, archived)
# if you tell me which hospital you win a prize
(zecbmo, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:07, archived)
# St Figleytobis's Hospital for the Poor, Destitute and Opaque
the one in Belgium, not the Stockport one
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:49, archived)
# I take it
you were in hospital for your Parkinsons check up
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:50, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:51, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:51, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:51, archived)
# hahah you bad bad man
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:54, archived)
# put down your mouse and step away from the internet
you're doing it wrong
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:58, archived)
# \o/

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:03, archived)
# I think I need this explaining to me
I've been trying to work it out for 4 days
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:03, archived)
# ^ what she said
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:09, archived)
# ah
I thought it might be less straightforward than this

dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/WAILAAPOYD/
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:12, archived)
# does it really mean whale on stilts in welsh
or is it "internet welsh"?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:39, archived)
# internet welsh

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:14, archived)
# I love it when people enter their crappy unedited picture into the 'image challenge'
because to them, it really is a challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:01, archived)
# it didnt have to be
the content was already in the poster itself
(zecbmo, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:09, archived)
# Fail.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:16, archived)
# Israeli security advice


Blog & Archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:43, archived)
# nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:51, archived)
# Israelols
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:51, archived)
# won't help
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Liberty_incident
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:52, archived)
# ha ha, excellent
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:58, archived)

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