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[challenge entry] Not much of a footy fan me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:58, archived)
# Too complicated
Could you explain it again?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:59, archived)
# Right.
This ketchup bottle is the defence and this salt pot is the attack. Now if this jam jar is stood between the ketchup bottle and the salt pot then that's offside or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:00, archived)
# So what does the napkin represent?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:27, archived)
# That's the goal.
Do keep up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:37, archived)
# spuck!
great word!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:59, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:54, archived)
# You thread-deleted!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:55, archived)
# It spazzed out weirdly
when I tried to edit it. I don't even know why the picture didn't show up when I posted it, it was there in the preview.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:57, archived)
# dirty deleter!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:57, archived)
# Blame whoever coded the board so it wouldn't let me edit!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:58, archived)
# riiiiight
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:59, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:54, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:55, archived)
# silly ewok!
we need a goalkeeper, not a wicket keeper!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:55, archived)
# Eetchudta.
Njub-jub.

Grrrrrr....grrrrrrr.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:56, archived)
# That's quite a good summary of the Offside Rule
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:57, archived)
# :P
*purrs*

aaaahhh-yaa, aaaahhh-yaa, aaaahhh-yaa, aaaahhh-yaa....
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:02, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:56, archived)
# *steals speeder bike & scores for Rebel Alliance FC*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:57, archived)
# the game is on Saturday!
somebody shave Wayne immediately!

woo pic :)
(duts Optimus whut?, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:58, archived)
# I seriously forgot about you guys :(
But I had a few cans of Strongbow & remembered. Have a cock!
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:53, archived)
# spunky!
compo it :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:57, archived)
# hehe
I'm trying to figure out how to link it in with the world cup
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:05, archived)
# Stick a flag in the background..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:06, archived)
# Just change the filename to davidbeckham.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:06, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:49, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Dance Commander invading your personal space, since, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:50, archived)
# This reminded me to ask: Whos the cunt....
..James Cobden or Patrick Stewart?
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:50, archived)
# James Corden, despite any provocation on Picard's part..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:52, archived)
# corden
always corden
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:35, archived)
# nice taggage
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:37, archived)
# Stavro Mueller
B3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:40, archived)
# ...need to re-read that now...
Thanks.
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:42, archived)
# I'm only Mostly Harmless
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:48, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:41, archived)
# took me a while :)
very good
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:49, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:25, archived)
# This is some new form of torture.
Say it, Brother Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:28, archived)
# Well.... he is orange :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:29, archived)
# *switches to Vodaphone*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:42, archived)
# That's cruel. This, on the other hand...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:30, archived)
# ha!
jesus.... :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:36, archived)
# Hang in there!
In the end you'll be raping, killing and digging beethoven again.
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:31, archived)
# focks!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:35, archived)
# Old Speckled Hen are still using the fox adverts on Dave
Insensitive bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:55, archived)
# ohhhhhhhhh, you just gave me a brilliant idea
Except I don't think my tattieshop skills are up to it
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:59, archived)
# That's quitter talk, soldier!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and Dirty
(I helped save b3ta! HSDriver was probably still at work on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:19, archived)
# hahaha
*clicks* this should win
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:20, archived)
#
23 idiots, one cup...Lars von Trier?
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Equally quick and topical


Click for bigger (364 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:20, archived)
# *strokes monitor*
(not a euphemism)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:23, archived)
# I'm pretty sure these aren't
the sporting heroes of the England women's football team.
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:29, archived)
# WAGs
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:32, archived)
# Only in Blatter's dreams
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:41, archived)
# If Superman played for England, we'd never lose..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:21, archived)
# If Superman played for England
he'd have to keep whizzing around the world and taking them back to 1966.
It's the only way they're going to win.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:26, archived)
# Grab your flares - we're off!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:35, archived)
# Yeh that'll do me!
Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:24, archived)
# Ha
apparently, according to one headline, we're up to 44 years of hurt now.
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:25, archived)
# HAHAHHA
Very good
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:26, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:54, archived)
# Wish I can keep clicking this.
FTW
(Archeleus hates cabbage, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 2:24, archived)
# My wife is getting pissed off with me photoshopping her new kittens... all the more reason to do it... STOP! she said... HAMMERTIME! I said...
(Testicles just for you, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:13, archived)
# your wife's had kittens?!!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:15, archived)
# wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:17, archived)
# embassy silk cut for cats?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:19, archived)
# *remembers cigarette advertising*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:39, archived)
# That's a bit lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:22, archived)
# Dave, my cat.
Deaf as a post, but massive in the way that stars are..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:24, archived)
# Hooray!
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:32, archived)
# Awwwww
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:34, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Dance Commander invading your personal space, since, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:17, archived)
# DANCE DAVE DANCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:20, archived)
# this is ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Dance Commander invading your personal space, since, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:23, archived)
# Coalition boogie!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:25, archived)
# Well this is the first good reason I've seen for marriage.
Yay!

Keep it up and you too can enjoy the life of being single. Just make sure you get to keep the cats.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:18, archived)
# ooh, i just finished this

(who, me? The comedy account of someone who's not funny., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:51, archived)
# He beat her so hard that she changed into a human female..
*adds to charge sheet*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:01, archived)
#
I've just realised that's it's even more crappy than I remember when making it.
(who, me? The comedy account of someone who's not funny., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:02, archived)
# Speed the frames up & she'll become subliminal..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:06, archived)
# hahaha
very clever :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:08, archived)
# words words words
whut now? i cant read :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Haha
Pearoasts in new threads!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:16, archived)
# Stick it in the jam jar!
*and other made-up Quincy Jones cockney rhyming slang*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:20, archived)
# 'Cite'
not 'site'
(hadr0n Craic whore, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 1:21, archived)
# As I don't care enough to google it
I'll take ya word for it.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Tee heee
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:46, archived)
# Ba-dum
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:46, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
this compo is amusing me far more than expected.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:47, archived)
# spang
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:50, archived)
# pssst! "pulling you of" ???
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:51, archived)
# Oops genuine typo ;)
now fixed
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:54, archived)
[challenge entry] beaten to the pedantry
very good sir!

Also - balls!


second repost today...
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:58, archived)
# Cheers
fixed it now :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:00, archived)
# Drogba have small winky.
Trufax.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:01, archived)
# I couldn't possibly comment
besides, I was very, very drunk at the time
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:11, archived)
# Hahaha!
But they look very under qualified to manage this amazing feat IRL...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:07, archived)
# are you saying that
perhaps some sort of drug would help them achieve better "keepy uppy" performance?
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:12, archived)
# hehehe
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:19, archived)
# ^ this
(herman:D, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:55, archived)
# © Rodney Marsh 1971
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 8:45, archived)
# Hahah
I knew it was old, but not that old - I think I heard it in 1979 ;)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:54, archived)
# That was the reason he never played for the england team again after saying it to Alf Ramsey
Class act!
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:11, archived)
[challenge entry] *hopes this becomes real*
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:41, archived)
# I expect that has already been made.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:42, archived)
# ?
what have you shopped?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:46, archived)
# at least they weren't werewolves
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:19, archived)
# I find this amusing.
Have a click.
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:44, archived)
# I like you, CV.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:49, archived)
# why thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:50, archived)
# He he
and yes, Enoch was far right... and Methuselah was a fucking cunt.
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:59, archived)
[challenge entry] New South Africa edition ball

(McPete needs a new job, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:34, archived)
# flu virus or rollermine?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:35, archived)
# ROLLERMINE!
YEAH! i'd pay money to see that
o0 o0 replace footballs with mines, thats a much better compo suggestion!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:36, archived)
# Is that... AIDS?
(. Y . ), Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:36, archived)
# good or bad aids?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:36, archived)
# MEGA AIDS, the worst possible kind.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:37, archived)
# Resurected mega AIDS?
THATS RIGHT I STOLE MY IDEA FROM ZELDA
(. Y . ), Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:38, archived)
# everything in south africa is bad.
(. Y . ), Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:37, archived)
[challenge entry] .........nothin' that Rooney can't handle
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:40, archived)
# haha:D
(herman:D, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:57, archived)
[challenge entry] World cup advertising has been going on for ages
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:33, archived)
# I keel him!
*ensures friends hold his arms as he makes vague attempt to attack Maradona*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:34, archived)
# isnt that the guy from godzilla?
the scientist guy who likes worms?
i like worms :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:36, archived)
[challenge entry] More
(7 hours left to save Earth, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:32, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:24, archived)
# I'm on a boat
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:30, archived)
# I'm on a motherfucking boat!
(c) Blizzard Entertainment 2004-2010
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:35, archived)
# believe me when i say i fu*ked a mermaid :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:37, archived)
# WTS [Daryl Hannah] pst with offers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:59, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(herman:D, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:21, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(herman:D, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:22, archived)
[challenge entry] beware the French!!!



www.youtube.com/user/TheTwistedOmentum#p/a/u/0/hAO7oV0H_GQ
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:31, archived)
# Merd!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:33, archived)
# :D
Shame we didn't include Jesus in the squad.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:28, archived)
# Twisted hamstring.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:33, archived)
# I think hamstrings should be a snack like cheesestrings are.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:34, archived)
# Aren't cheesestrings 90% vinyl?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:40, archived)
# *beholds miracle*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:05, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:06, archived)
# heh. I've got money riding on Saturday's game

mind if i drop this here? pops.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:10, archived)
# theres an idea
what game is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:15, archived)
# cock muff bumhole
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:16, archived)
# um us-england on saturday?
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:17, archived)
# i might put a bet down
england can't lose can they?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:23, archived)
# They can, but I'd rather they didn't..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:25, archived)
# why didn't someone tell me this before?
now i'm fearful for my money.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:26, archived)
# what are the odds?
this might reassure you
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oa8Xi5D3ito
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:28, archived)
# well, to be fair, he's an actor, not a footballer
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:32, archived)
# pff
i'm off for a shower
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:11, archived)
# Ooh that got me all excited
(. Y . ), Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:37, archived)
# oh god... football? who's stupid idea was that?
yawn! cya next week
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:12, archived)
# We need an alt comp
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:14, archived)
#
Sport? Something about curling. Russian women's curling.
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:16, archived)
# Things fat people like.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:16, archived)
# eating chicken while rollerskating nude!
sounds like something a fat person would want to do...
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:20, archived)
# Charlie brooker!
I reckon if we do enough pictures of him he'll see them and come and say hello.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:19, archived)
# I think colour in the lizard would be better.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:21, archived)
# No, cos I reckon Fraser will pick it for next week if everyone clicks it.
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post750575
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:25, archived)
# It didn't work when I submitted it before Toucan
I think we might just have to do it on our own.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:36, archived)
# Aye! Wedding photos perchance?
I do dearly hope the news of him and Konnie Huq planning to exchange vows is true.

That news briefly filled my cynical self with some surprised happiness.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:28, archived)
# Hulk!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:48, archived)
# Nuclear powered quails?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:24, archived)
[challenge entry] hi
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:24, archived)
# hahah
good to know im not alone
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:26, archived)
# Haha
apparently it's "for faggots and pantywaists" too, at least that's what they tell me here.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:30, archived)
# and hispanics...
or are those included in the above categories?
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:55, archived)
# needs more reflectoporn
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:05, archived)
# Well duh.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 1:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Happy World Cup Everybody
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:04, archived)
# HAH! Excellent.
I'm forwarding that one to my friends..
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:13, archived)
# pffft
I like this one
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:55, archived)
# or the French
or the English, or.... ad infinitum.
(itsOnlyGoingToGetHairier, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:40, archived)
# Well of course, we're all complete cunts
Just that jokes tend not to work if they're rationalised
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:13, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 18:49, archived)
# YES!
so true
(I helped save b3ta! cynfulcynner ...another American nutter, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 5:39, archived)

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