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# Green, pah. PINK.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 2:56, archived)
# Licky licky!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 2:58, archived)
# Actually, that's very close to being a clunge costume.
With the head as the clitoris.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 3:02, archived)
# Ah. So that's what 'clunge' means.
Always wondered, after hearing the incomprehensible chef MacBain in the third series of The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin quite a lot of years ago.

"aaaaaah, up yir clunge!"
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 3:07, archived)
# so that's where it is?
*takes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 3:13, archived)
# So I get to use this again, Right?
freebase
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 3:01, archived)
# *surrenders*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 3:02, archived)
# Dang I wanted to back her up with
incredible freebase
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 3:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 3:03, archived)
# go freebase it's your birthday
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 3:07, archived)
# don't encourage 'em.
(ohshitwhathaveisaid)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 3:09, archived)
# If you cant beat em
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 3:16, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 3:17, archived)
# Ahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 3:18, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 3:21, archived)
# TIME TO DIE
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 3:35, archived)
# it's always fun letting other people use my google
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 3:46, archived)
# oooh
how do you do that?
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 4:52, archived)
# you have to sign into your google account
then down the bottom left of the google homepage there's a 'change background image' option. It only appears when signed into your account.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 5:01, archived)
# WORK IT, LET ME WORK IT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 3:10, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 4:45, archived)
[challenge entry]

/sellout
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 2:22, archived)
# Brit Ian
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 2:23, archived)
# I know him. Top bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 2:25, archived)
# Personally I like nuclear power
and I think it is greener than oil gas or coal.

edit : I should say I like your picture because its lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 2:23, archived)
#
power war
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 2:24, archived)
# Incidentally a good population cull would also be extremely enviro friendly
imho
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 2:27, archived)
# What are your selection criteria?
I'll volunteer if you will.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 2:28, archived)
# I was thinking more along the lines of moonraker
but as I don't have a space ship I will wait for natural disasters to ravage the earth. Sadly the selection criteria is full filled by lunatics living in bunkers across America.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 2:31, archived)
# Even nutters can build a spaceship powered by music:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Is_the_Place

(see also: The Clangers)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 2:35, archived)
# *Glues funnel to bean tin*
hazaa
SeaTramp if you have a sentient hoover you can come along
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 2:36, archived)
#
*mans the sonic pumps*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 2:42, archived)
# I agree.
Shame most existing reactors won't work with Thorium fuel though.
(Rogue Sausage, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 4:33, archived)
# Amazing
you rule Mu *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 2:24, archived)
#

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 2:24, archived)
# Green is good.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 2:26, archived)
# it's those fat cat lizard things what's to blame!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 2:46, archived)
# Fat cat lizard thing was exactly the look I was going for.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 2:48, archived)
# Y'know nothing at all harmful comes out of those big old chimneys dontcha?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 2:50, archived)
# True, but would you go and bathe in nuclear waste?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 2:51, archived)
# Why not?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 2:53, archived)
# Jonesy's hogging all the blocking rude bits again.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 2:57, archived)
# Where can I find the source for this.
And I'm not talking about freebase.

My hand's got all horny.

Gingers FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 3:56, archived)
# Hey we should slice up this apple HOW WILL YOU FEEL WHEN THE KNIFE IS IN YOUR EYE
^that's what just happened.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 2:54, archived)
# "You know this one fact about aboout nuclear power plants? This one thing is actually clean"
"Yeah, but this other thing isn't clean at all, it's very, very dirty."
^That is what happened.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 2:56, archived)
# I was never told about the mandatory bathing in nuclear waste.
I must research further.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 3:02, archived)
# The bathing thing was just my pathetic attempt at use of literay devices in order to convey my point.
Nuclear waste IS nasty stuff though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 3:05, archived)
# I think there should be some kind of regulatory system in place for its safe dispoal
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 3:09, archived)
# Something other than dig a big hole and forget about it would be nice, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 3:10, archived)
# How about we put it in a big hole and then remember about it?
Or just hide it inside your mum.
(drreverendfantastic is sitting in a kitten armchair, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 0:00, archived)
# Ha in a million years those spent fuel rods will just be plain old graphite
safe as houses!
www.world-nuclear.org/education/wast.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 3:03, archived)
# fun fact: even if we build 100 new power plants, 99% of the nuclear waste that will ever be created has already been done
thanks to new much more efficient designs etc., plus these designs have been created so that it's a physical impossiblity of a chernobyl disaster ever happening
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 1:42, archived)
# that's fucking awesome
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 3:19, archived)
# I wish the prize was something more in my interests.
Free electric is a bit dull really.
Not that I'll win, but... y'know.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 3:25, archived)
# steam is bad mkay
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 8:41, archived)
# Oh no look at all that harmful STEAM.
DIRTY, FILTHY STEAM.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:02, archived)
# piers bloody morgan
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 2:06, archived)
# hahahaha take that piers!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 2:10, archived)
# Feeling a bit of Piers pressure there, huh!
Couldn't happen to a smugger git.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 2:11, archived)
# hahahaha
yr twatting my melon man
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 2:11, archived)
# hahahahaha
my ugly mug exploding.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 2:14, archived)
# yay for regeneration!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 2:17, archived)
# Is that:
a) a head exploding, a la Scanners, or

b) a head somehow, inexplicably, spontaneously coalescing out of conveniently-located atmospheric effluvia with no known cause?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 2:17, archived)
# : D

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 2:30, archived)
# I am going to finish my day vicariously through this post
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 2:15, archived)
# Ooooo...who's next?!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 2:19, archived)
# ha ha
sums it up nicely
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:59, archived)
[challenge entry] eep
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 1:59, archived)
# We already know we're idiots,
you big silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 2:19, archived)
# Any good songs on this?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 2:20, archived)
[challenge entry]

Click for The Register story
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 1:47, archived)
# Arf!
Ecotricity had better honour the prize agreement. Assuming they don't get upset and flounce off.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 1:53, archived)
# I don't think they will,
having worked in the industry, they seem like a genuinely sound company.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 1:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Had to be done :D


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(JohnO, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 1:33, archived)
# lol
well I thought it was good.
(Banjo Legs, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 12:16, archived)
[challenge entry] : D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 1:28, archived)
# You get worse every time, tits
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 1:31, archived)
# it was going to be worse
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 1:33, archived)
# ...la la la la la............la la la la la....
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 2:29, archived)
# it's POOP PARTY TIME! : D

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 2:33, archived)
# I think you won, but take this!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 2:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 2:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 2:47, archived)
# Oh, I missed a poo thread :(
I missed a poo thread :(

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 8:06, archived)
# shuddering fuck!
this is simultaneously completely mental and utterly cool
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 1:34, archived)
# Hahaha
Fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 1:36, archived)
# This to win
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 2:15, archived)
# I'm sorry, I can't laugh right now. I'm watching In Cold Blood.
You fucking loon. I love it.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 2:16, archived)
# Don't get them excited!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 2:22, archived)
# oh mister belpit, your legs are so swollen!
 
business: all dick, all the time
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 2:22, archived)
# hahahahahahahaaaaaa !
*clix*

(no idea why, though - I've got boxes full of my own poorly-executed juvenalia in the loft)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 2:22, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:40, archived)
# hahaha
this is fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 1:03, archived)
# more volts needed
I'll pop back & see if he's dead
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 1:04, archived)
# ^yes...this!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 2:27, archived)
# If you could arrange for those lightning orbs to close in and smash his mind to paste,
that would be a nice addition.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 1:05, archived)
# ^THIS
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 1:09, archived)
# Jump the spark gap !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 1:12, archived)
# CLAIM 2 F4ME
he lives near me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 1:23, archived)
# But he's a fairly weak comedian
(not buff)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 1:24, archived)
# looks like he got his
just desserts
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 1:26, archived)
# he's a real
sponge
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 1:26, archived)
# a complete
apple turnover
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 1:27, archived)
# what an
eton mess
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 1:27, archived)
# what a
truffle
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 1:28, archived)
# sometimes
i-scream at these pudding jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 1:29, archived)
# well i knew that,
i do have my sauces
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 1:30, archived)
# i'd love to join in
but my arms are a little sore-bet
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 1:31, archived)
# chocolate
brownie
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 1:32, archived)
# Are you very
éclair-ed?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 1:32, archived)
# DAMN CHOUX!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 1:33, archived)
# and dats da
icing on the cake
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 1:37, archived)
# is the cake baked?
alaska!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 3:24, archived)
# Well in that case claim 2 fame you live near me :)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 1:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Ptttang!


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(I helped save b3ta! p4c_m4n There, I said it!, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 0:57, archived)
# BP can fuck right off
Steptoe for PM
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 0:59, archived)
[challenge entry] with a side order of dolphin
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 0:51, archived)
# The crying Jeff Goldbum really adds to the pathos of this piece.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 0:52, archived)
# green's a relaxing colour you know.
www.b3ta.com/board/9913040

from the corporate greenwash challenge
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 0:55, archived)
# o hai
i just found an image in 'my images' which i don't remember making whatsoever. WHAT IS UP WITH THAT as they say in Americans. HIGH FIVE.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 0:59, archived)
# POST IT NOW
 
I get that a lot, but then, I have been known to inhale
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 1:01, archived)
# :(
mystery solved

...errr...any ideas? *crywanks*
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 1:03, archived)
# ahhhhahhhahhhh epic
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 1:05, archived)
# I genuinely have no memory of ever seeing it before.
quite worrying, really.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 1:07, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/8750896
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 1:07, archived)
# well I don't remember seeing it either
 
FUCK ME HARD
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 1:08, archived)
# ...
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 1:23, archived)
# XD hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 2:11, archived)
# Lies
He's not fucking smart enough to drive. The cat is, but Boosh isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 2:21, archived)
# wow!
that is *sort of* amazing. sort of terrifying.

i think i can tell from the subject line there that i was fairly pizzled. figures.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 1:09, archived)
# It's even one of your most popular pics (well, first pageload anyway)
http://www.b3ta.com/search/board/37792/best
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 1:19, archived)
# shit off ur the one who keeps showing me dirty pictures
www.b3ta.com/board/8758493
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 1:26, archived)
# hah most of my popular pictures involve a jumping chinese guy
www.b3ta.com/search/board/5174/best

and some others whose appeal I just cannot explain
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 1:29, archived)
# This says and depicts more than adequately the situation under consideration !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 0:53, archived)
# not the goldblum!
has he actually done any movies since independence day?
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 0:55, archived)
# I did see this one where he turned into a fly it was pretty good.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 0:56, archived)
# yea i think that's quite a bit older
but good nonetheless
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 1:07, archived)
# I painted my mirror green to represent the mucus in my soul
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 0:56, archived)
# GO TEAM!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 0:57, archived)
# ULTIMATE ECOLOGICAL DICK FURY
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 1:03, archived)
# I guess if the BIG PRIZE is credit on a british power account which you get to take out with the EXTREMELY GENEROUS SPONSOR then the BIG PRIZE can only be awarded to british residents
 
stupid fucking hippies
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 1:08, archived)
# A*
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 1:24, archived)
# JAF GOBMULM CRYS FOR THE SINCE OF THE WOLRD
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 1:26, archived)
# ECORAPEMURDERSUICIDE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 2:11, archived)
# ha ha
I like
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 1:29, archived)
# They can't handle this truth.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 2:24, archived)
# *breathes the green healing light in through my nostrils and mentally directs it to my liver*
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 2:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
(heavyhorses, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 0:48, archived)
# Yay!
A class 43 HST. Always rely on them for some good clag
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 0:49, archived)
# Chew Chew Bubba-Q
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 0:52, archived)
# *facepalms*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 0:52, archived)
# long live steam
FredDibnah/blog
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 0:57, archived)
[challenge entry] No wonder it takes so long to score . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 0:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 0:38, archived)
# Another egg has been laid . . .
High There !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 0:41, archived)
# he looks well gormless
used to find him a bit funny....then it evaporated
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 0:44, archived)
# I'm not sure that I'd want to
score with an ugly chick like that!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 0:40, archived)
# Discretion is the better part of . . . you're right !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 0:42, archived)
# now we know why the chicken crossed the road
to watch the match !*blows vuvezela*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 0:41, archived)
# toot.net
It is commonly blown by fans !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 0:43, archived)
# I'm going to regret
visiting toot.net, aren't I?

edit: how disappointingly dull
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 0:58, archived)
# It's not what I think it wasn't . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 0:59, archived)
# Get more groupies.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 2:32, archived)
# Coming to theatre near you, this Summer...Afghanitar

It's off topic, but I just had to share it.
(trekadam30, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 0:34, archived)
# Gold is where you find it . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 0:55, archived)
[challenge entry] no trees were harmed in this production
(Norfolk Enchants, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 0:28, archived)
# who cares about trees(except huggers)
as long as we got coat-hangers we're happy lol
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 0:30, archived)
# Ba'dum!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 0:32, archived)
# How about a Gucci shoetree ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 0:36, archived)
[challenge entry] think this idea was better in my head...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 0:09, archived)
# HI, I'M KERMIT.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 0:15, archived)
# if a newt loses a leg it grows back
not a frog's though(don't tell Kermit)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 0:21, archived)
# he also looks like his wrist is dislocated...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 0:25, archived)
# OH FUCK
You've got that song stuck in my head now YOU UTTER CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 2:13, archived)
[challenge entry]

My gallery
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 0:01, archived)
# You just need one up the foof and a team red britain too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 0:03, archived)
#
I picture them doing the zorro Z thing
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 17 Jun 2010, 0:03, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 0:06, archived)
[challenge entry] 'night all
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 23:44, archived)
# very good
and a very apt spokesman...
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 23:48, archived)
# Well I love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 23:48, archived)
# Quite a short-lived flounce
3/10. Flounce off and try again.
b3ta.com/board/10093542

Or stick around and get a woo or 10.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 23:49, archived)
# that's what I love* about b3ta, people read something and believe it
and then keep it going and going and going. Like my having won every image challenge b3ta has ever done.
It was a joke, note the compo'ing of it, I was also posting things in other threads at the same time, no one flounced there.

*hate
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 23:53, archived)
# I guessed you were joking
You're too fluffy to flounce :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 23:55, archived)
# I've flounced before
but not in a quitting way. I'm always getting wound up :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 23:57, archived)
# *issues Emergency Kittin*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 23:59, archived)
# AW
*sleeps*
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 0:55, archived)
# so what you hate about b3ta is summed up by this challenge then?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 23:56, archived)
# I'm still confused as to who'd puppet we're being with this one :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 23:57, archived)
#
Possibly Rob's? Was a hint of 'I'll be able to get paid for two hours' work on the site again' but I'm new here so unsure. EDIT Oh ok.
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 16 Jun 2010, 23:59, archived)
# expose 'em for who they are
corporate fucks like the rest.....we willing to promote them on b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 0:03, archived)
# "promote" isn't the word I'd use
They very likely know they're as much a target for the cynical satirists of b3ta as anyone. Smart bunch, b3tans, they can see through a fair amount of corporate BS.

If Rob can make a few quid off them, then I say go for it. It's his site, he has bills to pay, and this site has given me plenty of fun for minimal cost (apart from the wasted years... sigh).
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 0:11, archived)
# ^^
I was about to type pretty much the same. If you don't like it, move on to the next challenge or make something else from scratch.

Edit: like I have to do with nearly every image challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 0:15, archived)
# tear into them seems to be the message....fine by me
www.b3ta.com/board/10093581
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 0:26, archived)
# it doesn't make them right though :/
but, ok. carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 0:56, archived)
# I'm not having a go at anybody, or saying anyone's a puppet
just the automatic criticism of nuclear energy, when it's neither based on fact nor science, is a bit useless. It just smells of jumping on a nuclear-bashing bandwagon without considering the actual statistics and SCIENCE behind it all. Again, not accusing anyone of puppetry, just that the principle of the challenge seems a little ignorant of the truth.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 0:51, archived)
# nicely :D
i can never think of anything for these more satirical challenges, clever wit is hard.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 23:54, archived)
# odd text at the bottom
but otherwise good
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 23:55, archived)
# edf are french
it's a nonsense suggesting that because it's over seas from them they don't care too much
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 0:01, archived)
# true
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 1:00, archived)
# bwoken bwitain
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 23:57, archived)
# rissing on Clarkson but the pics more accurate than the poster
also...what the fuck's happening ?can't even upload now ffs
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 0:01, archived)
# Upload is very slowwwwwwwwwwww
but if you wait, it does get there eventually.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 0:02, archived)
# he's the perfect spokesman for a polluted britain
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 0:02, archived)
# good old Jeremy
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 0:05, archived)
#

(Testicles just for you, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 1:14, archived)
# end of the day doodle
like what jollyjack does, only less furry and more...innsmouthy, ritually, murdery, thingy...


fuck i dunno.
enjoy!
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 23:43, archived)
# I like his mask.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 23:44, archived)
# is he going to wear them like a flesh leotard?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 23:45, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDgS6qLsVM4
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 23:48, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 23:54, archived)
#
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 0:02, archived)
# he take only the softest underparts
and throws the rest away
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 23:50, archived)
# I love your drawings.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 23:49, archived)
# i really like this
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 23:50, archived)
# do more!
shades of Mike Allred (all praise be to his pen)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 23:52, archived)
# *google*
oh, nice style. any title in perticular?
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 23:57, archived)
# You have a good eye
probably two.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 23:53, archived)
# two and a half
but no one knows about that one
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 23:59, archived)
# consider this enjoyed.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 0:15, archived)
# wonderful
night b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 0:48, archived)

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