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[challenge entry] Hey you guuuuuuys! Eeeh, Slothtar maybe..


Sorry was thinking along the lines of eyeballs. Thought of Popeye and then somehow Sloth. Somewhat a terrifing experience anyways!
(I helped save b3ta! Sweetcheeba, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:45, archived)
# hahaha
Emo Chunk is emo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:46, archived)
#
Haha I just got the Blu-ray last week. One of my favorite movies of all time!
(I helped save b3ta! Sweetcheeba, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:47, archived)
# I have blu ray on my PC.
I have a huge library of four DVD's

Avatar.
2012.
Sherlock Holmes.
Ponyo.

If anyone hasn't seen Ponyo yet they have to download run out and buy it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:48, archived)
#
Haha yeah, I've only bought a few so far. Inglorious Basterds looks absolutely stunning in HD.

Not seen Ponyo yet..
(I helped save b3ta! Sweetcheeba, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:51, archived)
# It's Hayao Miyazaki's twist on The Little Mermaid and is spectacular.
Better still it has no mermaids in it. :D

2012 is fantastic on blu ray. I've only watched half of Avatar on blu ray but only coz I've seen it about 10 times already and wanted to see the difference from the dvd I owned:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:54, archived)
# The older I get
the more Sloth scares me.

NING B3TA!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Is that coz you look morew like him with every passing day?
'ningles.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:54, archived)
# Meanie!
:O(
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:56, archived)
# Only just 'ning Jol
...7 minutes to spare. You late starter.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:56, archived)
# Actually w*rking for a change
Thought I'd see what sort of a tip you've all turned it into while I've been away
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:57, archived)
# Ah man - shambles!
The OP in this thread has been something of a troll of late, but seems to be turning it around at the moment.

I am waiting to see if the current positive trend continues, or whether we're being lulled into a false sense of security.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:58, archived)
[challenge entry] OBEY!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:31, archived)
# yes my lord.................

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:32, archived)
# * Must stop looking...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:39, archived)
# That reminds me
I thought for a while that Wossy is a b3ta lurker, I forget my orginal reasoning behind it but his show last week fortified this belief as he mentioned the sickopedia.


EDIT: 'ello Mr. Wossy if you're lurking.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:41, archived)
# WHAT IS YOUR BIDDING?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:33, archived)
# Nice lol
(I helped save b3ta! Sweetcheeba, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:34, archived)
# *obeys*


Lemurs are better than tarsiers
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:36, archived)
# Yeah but phalangers are teh win!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Phalagers are just obese rats!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:39, archived)
# Are you decrying my cuscus?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Damn Tooting!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:50, archived)
# Yeah dammit!
It's a shit area of London!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:55, archived)
# hahahaha!
I was gonna do that the other way round.

But didn't

Bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:37, archived)
# What? Like this?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:39, archived)
# ^ best reply ever ^
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:40, archived)
# I demand my Best Post Ever Badge!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:42, archived)
# quick and dirty
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:06, archived)
# I should think so too.
How did you know I was quick and dirty? Are you my ex?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:11, archived)
# you'll never know
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:43, archived)
# OBEY!

(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:44, archived)
#
I was gonna post something wit.........ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!!!!!
(DELMINKYMANKYFUNKYMONKEY Meh!!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Don't hurt me.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:24, archived)
# oh dear
ironic considering she has 6 toes on each foot (incontrovertible FACT)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:26, archived)
# I hope this really is FACT

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:30, archived)
# FACT!
www.google.co.uk/search?q=halle+berry+6+toes - just ignore all the bits that say it's a hoax
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:32, archived)
# There's a lot of misinformation and made-up nonsense on the Internet
Suggesting that she has a "normal" number of toes based on "evidence" and "lack of evidence to the contrary" is just one of those untruths.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:34, archived)
# Sounds like the basis of a religion to me!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:41, archived)
# Send £50 via PayPal and I shall teach you more, young Wasp Box
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:01, archived)
# *assesses self-esteem*
Nah, I'm good thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:11, archived)
# just in case
www-cvr.ai.uiuc.edu/~slazebni/personal_page/images/atheism1.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:18, archived)
# That;'s incorrect
Atheism is a belief that there are no deities. God very likely believes in him/herself.
Faith is a human device for believing in deities.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:24, archived)
# do you believe in me?
have you ever met me?
have you ever seen me?
have you ever touched me?
do I exist?
can you prove that I exist?



ANSWER: I do!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:28, archived)
# *resists going to Wikipedia*
Maily because if you are on the ball you would already have edited her page to back this up :)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:31, archived)
#
*controverts FACT*

www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/weblog/comments/5013/

(beats me why anyone would look at that picture and notice toes poking out.)
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:33, archived)
# she has 3 boobs too
the third one is on her back FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:34, archived)
# NO! She has FOUR!
The fourth one is up her cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:38, archived)
# wow!
nipple, clit, nipple, clit, nipple, clit, nipple, clit, nipple, clit, nipple, clit, nipple, clit, nipple, clit, nipple, clit, nipple, clit, nipple, clit, nipple, clit, nipple, clit, nipple, clit, nipple, clit, nipple, clit, nipple, clit, nipple, clit, nipple, clit, nipple, clit
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:50, archived)
# Set phasers to SPANG
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:27, archived)
# Somewhere a foot fetishist has just collapsed in a state of frothy exhaustion!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:27, archived)
# Spang
Also:

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:27, archived)
# oooh! This could get interesting!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:32, archived)
# I sincerely hope nothing sexy happens.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:35, archived)
# if they Les it up then I am leaving the board for about 3 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Halle Facts

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:31, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:39, archived)
# Co et?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:54, archived)
# Just put your head between them and go MMMMMMMMM
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Howard is
somewhat legless, it seems
(I helped save b3ta! Bentley T. Coon miles and miles of piles, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:45, archived)
# yay for norks!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:59, archived)
# haha
and yes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:09, archived)
# *anticipates mu's rainbow polydactyl*
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:34, archived)
[challenge entry] The great lord Taruron sees all

(I helped save b3ta! Sweetcheeba, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:18, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:18, archived)
# Excellent
This is going to work out for you
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:19, archived)
# needs more heaping pile of shit
you've already managed to incorporate flaming in that picture
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:19, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:19, archived)
#
Turns out poo is aparently quite offensive! lol
(I helped save b3ta! Sweetcheeba, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:19, archived)
# Umm OK I'm now waiting for something terrible to happen...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:19, archived)
# like this
blog.wfmu.org/freeform/images/2008/06/18/dragqueen.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:31, archived)
# Why did I click that?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:36, archived)
# the fact it was linked should have told you it was going to be nasty
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:38, archived)
# I post this begrudgingly
nice post
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:25, archived)
#
Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sweetcheeba, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:26, archived)
# very good

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:26, archived)
# It's troll reversal!
Like it
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:30, archived)
[challenge entry] No Good (Start The Tarsier)

Click for video
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:12, archived)
# Well that's the Proj twitching on the floor:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:16, archived)
# That's me in the corner....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:16, archived)
# and think about what you did!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:18, archived)
# my heads banging I think I might join him
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:16, archived)
# I am fighting the urge to wiggle my head to keep up!
*gives in*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:17, archived)
[challenge entry] uh oh
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:07, archived)
# Their toes are begining to freak me out a bit,
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:12, archived)
# their Toesiers you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:13, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:14, archived)
# Dear god
Great ciggage though
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Smoking animal time!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Probably bingnopped already.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Have a NWOT
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:06, archived)
# Did I hear you say NWOT to that old lady?:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:07, archived)
# Aagh! Aaaagghhhh!! AAAGGGHHHHH!!!!
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:14, archived)
# YES

and before I forget to mention it: YES!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:03, archived)
# Hahahaha
Also, woo to Mu for breaking the front page!
About bloody time we had some rainbow dinosaurs on there.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:10, archived)
# ha ha Brilliant!
And I thought my FP was a long one!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Evil little fuckers

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:03, archived)
# has he done a poo?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:03, archived)
# I saw what happened this morning.
No poos allowed.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:05, archived)
# especially not at my house
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:16, archived)
# No, but I think he's going to!
Cleveland steamer anticipated!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Haha, Cleveland steamer indeed.
Captain's log etc., etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:07, archived)
# Jeremey the annoying nightmare horse?
woo
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:06, archived)
# FWM did do a version...
Cooeeeey!
(when will the search index be fixed?)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:17, archived)
# ha ha :D
I have never yet got search to really work in any meaningful way..
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:21, archived)
# Haha, hadn't seen that.
The original and still the best :)
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Hahaha
Jeremy you cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:07, archived)
[challenge entry] The eyes needed to be bigger
Tarsier Scream
(Happy Little Cupcake desires macaroni pictures., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:01, archived)
# ...but strangely not the same can be said for the picture :D
Edit: you made it smaller :D (ignore what I say) you done good, welcome aboard.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:02, archived)
# I like cupcakes
The happier the better.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:07, archived)
# hai newbie
nice ninja edit
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:07, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Tarsierists sneak through airport security - trufact!

Edit: I really shouldn't have been so childish with the fanny plug ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:56, archived)
# Camel toe FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:57, archived)
# ha ha whut?
love eggs?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:58, archived)
# Hahaha tampon
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:59, archived)
# pissage...
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:00, archived)
# Mind the piss
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:01, archived)
# SO i look at the lady bits
everyone else looks at the tampon...

And I'M the freak?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:03, archived)
# pervert
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:11, archived)
# Weirdo!
*shuns*
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:11, archived)
# I didn't notice the tampon string
until after the third wank.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:14, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:49, archived)
# tampon?
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:59, archived)
# pffh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:04, archived)
# haha
she's very happy about it!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:05, archived)
[challenge entry] I can't believe how small they are!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:53, archived)
# What a freaky little animal!
Hope it gets released back into the wild.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:00, archived)
# they're teenie wee :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:04, archived)
# Haha
Nicely done!
The greasy little fecker.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:10, archived)
# Is it just me...
or is she dead rough since she's been with him?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:11, archived)
[challenge entry] dame thora

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:52, archived)
# Now eat your greens or Granny will mind probe you again....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:53, archived)
# hahahahahaha
F5 SURPRISE!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:53, archived)
# Bloody hell!
Is it just me or does she look like Beryl Reid in Sister George?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:55, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha
...hahahahahahahaha!!! Top spot sir!!
*Click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:55, archived)
# GMOS's grandmother?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:01, archived)
# YAY I finally managed to get something to upload to b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:52, archived)
# hahaha
I'M BARRY MOD!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:53, archived)
# Pffft, about two hours and a dozen posts later....
thank fuck you're not a Mod.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:53, archived)
# The "mail us" form is your friend.
Do we think he's been stepped, b&, or just sloped off?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:55, archived)
# sloped off I think...
He/she/it seems to be up for the attention, so I guess will stay away till the heats off and come back to do it again for "lols"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:58, archived)
# have any of the mods got a ban hammer
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:01, archived)
# I've run out of spcae on my ignore list :/
Might have to get rid of some of the older trolls to make room.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:01, archived)
# how many does it hold?
/only has one person on iggy
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:05, archived)
# 60 I think.
They're mostly ages old trolls, but a few quite regulars who just get on my tits.

But I'm not going to do a pasanonic and publish the thing!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:12, archived)
# ah right, I tend not to ignore trolls
as they tend to disappear as soon as they've arrived (in relative terms)
it's only the one regular I have on the list.
/nice to know there's 59 more spaces available when the summer holidays kick in though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:16, archived)
# I have one called Alpaca on my list but I don't remember why :S
I ignored myself once
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:19, archived)
# I've never ignored anyone
I quite enjoy watching the fuss to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:24, archived)
# Yeah but if they start up with repeated NSFW stuff then I tend to go for the nuvclear option.
Had Barbarossa on ignore for a couple of years...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:26, archived)
# The only person I have ever put on ignore was that little oik who spent a morning posting
gigantic pictures of lady-parts at 3 minute intervals!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:11, archived)
# I rarely do it (despite evidence to the contrary!)
But sometimes I'm just a grumpy bugger and get a bit trigger happy.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:20, archived)
# well done..but you missed the cheese nibbles by about 2 hours
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:56, archived)
# it took that long to upload
I think it's our crappy works network running slow
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Vindaloo last night, had I should not have...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:39, archived)
# *Force Push*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:40, archived)
# Hahaha
The force is pong in this one!

'ningles guys
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:44, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:56, archived)
# Truly delightful
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:33, archived)
# I just got back from 'Amsterdam


runs
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:03, archived)
# Yaaaaaay
A mouse lived in a windmill in old Amsterdam
A windmill with a mouse in and he wasn't grousin'
He sang every morning, "How lucky I am,
Living in a windmill in old Amsterdam!"

I saw a mouse!
Where?
There on the stair!
Where on the stair?
Right there!
A little mouse with clogs on
Well I declare!
Going clip-clippety-clop on the stair
Oh yeah
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:05, archived)
# I knew a girl from Amsterdam
She stuf...

er

hang on

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:07, archived)
# spoilsport
*puts tissues back*
On a Dam related note!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:09, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:37, archived)
# I have just done my first ever real life face-palm!
:/
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:40, archived)
# ha ha :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:41, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:52, archived)
# pffft
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:00, archived)
# haha
the only Dutch girl I ever met was FEEELTHY! and in a good way too.

Medi - are all Dutch girls sex-mad super-vixens?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:31, archived)
# yay for giant hamster dams :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:05, archived)
# Best of all The Wire series :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:07, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:07, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:18, archived)
# Mornin' Archie :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:11, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:15, archived)
# ningles
(but I'm not Archie :-))
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:18, archived)
# So you say.....
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:31, archived)
#
I thought Archie was a Leech!

:-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:33, archived)
# Needs more vuvuzelas

/edit: CAYKE for everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:15, archived)
# ok...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:16, archived)
# \o/


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:17, archived)
# happy B3ta-birthdays!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:31, archived)
# Does the electric vuvuzeleh
plug into the electric-keks?
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:37, archived)
# No, but I think you can get an all purpose adapter!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:38, archived)
# Hooray!
I'm off to Maplins, post-haste!
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:43, archived)
# happy b3taday :)


(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:18, archived)
# OMG I'm seven!
cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:20, archived)
# Happy candles sir!!!
\O/ :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:21, archived)
# PAAARP!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:23, archived)
# belated Candles to you sir
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:38, archived)
# :)

Cheers sir. I only just came on. And now I am going outside for a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:39, archived)
# TADA!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:42, archived)
# whoah!

ta sir
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:47, archived)
# Yey Mediocre!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:56, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:05, archived)
# Wow!
She's like the spirit of 80s horror novels in Female form! Who is she?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:47, archived)
# she could have chosen to take the axe, the pistol or the baseball bat down to the basement
she chose the candle
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:51, archived)
# From the look on her face
she's not planning on using that candle for illumination...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Well, it does get lonely in that dark cold basement!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:59, archived)
# yeah !!
candles
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:19, archived)
# I like this
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:23, archived)
# CAAAAAYYYYKKKEEE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:23, archived)
# You'd better have a slice before it goes up in flames

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:28, archived)
# Well done old man!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:48, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:15, archived)
# lol
had a feeling it would have bindun
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:20, archived)
# :)
Same dam, different 'amster!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:30, archived)
# story of my life . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:35, archived)
# Has google broken?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:21, archived)
# works ok for me
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:27, archived)
# Have you tried googling it?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:31, archived)
# use the Clint Eastwood button
"I feel lucky"
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:34, archived)
# Try this one ¬
tinyurl.com/34e68k5
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:48, archived)
# cow :)

[Giraffe] [Fox] [Camel] [Tarsier]
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:53, archived)
# I like to "moo"ve it "moo"ve it
I like to "moo"ve it "moo"ve it
I like to "moo"ve it "moo"ve it
Moo-ve it!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:56, archived)
# bamph..bamph..bamph
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:57, archived)
# I like to chewit, chewit!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:00, archived)
# loved those ads :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:01, archived)
# ^
they were brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:13, archived)
# These are superb fella
I think you've got a kids book bestseller on your hands here
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:56, archived)
# I'd like that...don't know where to start though
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:58, archived)
# ^this^
do 12 you could produce a 2011 calendar

or leave it at 5 and do a 2010 calendar now

:-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:06, archived)
# Looks cold
Fresian even...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:57, archived)
# oooph :D

I read that in a snagglepuss voice
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:59, archived)
# hahaha
now I have too
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:08, archived)
# Exit stage left

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:39, archived)
# These are smashing :D
you should really get into the card business.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:58, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10115996
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:02, archived)
# Could you please...
...remove all these as they are far too good and far too full of WOO. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:58, archived)
# lovely
but needs a big pile of steaming cow shit to really set this off :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:59, archived)
# She'll be friesian out there
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:05, archived)
# Yey!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:08, archived)
# remembers that...:D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:12, archived)
# ^ That's the fella!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:49, archived)
# lovin' these :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:19, archived)
# ta sir! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Musta Bindun (ate my Tarsier)?
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Meep!
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:48, archived)
# *Honk*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:49, archived)
# *frrrrrp*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:56, archived)
# *steps away from Tribs*
Just going to open a window if you don't mind.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:59, archived)
[challenge entry] E.Tarsier was never the same after his sleep-over at Neverland . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:42, archived)
# ET has felt the love
...or at least felt "something" love shaped.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:45, archived)
# That's why his finger glows!
Phone home little buddy, FAST!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:48, archived)
# He can't, Michael's got him so crunked on "Jezus-Juice" that he can hardly walk let alone
co-ordinate well enough to operate a push button phone.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:51, archived)
# top job.
janet's looking a bit rough round the edges
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:46, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Excellent Q!! *Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:46, archived)
# Cheers
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:51, archived)
# Shopped onlY!
Oh, I see, you've blacked him up
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Someone had to do it...
(tinpixel, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:40, archived)
# *blinks*Boobies!*blinks*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:40, archived)
# took a minute
but woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:41, archived)
# Cor!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:42, archived)
# Brassiere?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:43, archived)
# ^ NORKS!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:45, archived)
# hehehe
boobeyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:45, archived)
# Crikey!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:49, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:52, archived)
# Norks!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:54, archived)
# Racist
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:01, archived)
# Hahaha now do orcs with cork norks!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:03, archived)
# Eating food prepared by the Swedish Chef
Orcs with cork norks and forks. Bork bork bork!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:06, archived)
# I can offer you a Coworker
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:06, archived)
# BREASTICLES

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:17, archived)
# bewbs! (. )( .)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:28, archived)
# DAMNIT!!!
I was going through the pages thinking "someone's bound to have done tits... please no one do tits"

respect though. great job!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:33, archived)
# Ah, tits.
I thought it was bong-eyed from that tiny hypodermic needle in its right hand. Or is it a twig?
(I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:15, archived)

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