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[challenge entry] Random I know.....
(I helped save b3ta! sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 8:12, archived)
# Ross Kemp looks happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 4 Oct 2010, 8:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha
NING B3TA!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 8:48, archived)
# Ning-a-ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:39, archived)
# Kemp you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:12, archived)
# Manley: The steroid years
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:04, archived)
# Arf!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:16, archived)
# titwank :D
edit: Anyone know what the buggery-fuck has happened to the search function? It's got a case of shititus
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:09, archived)
# I searched for it and found it here ¬
www.b3ta.com/search/board
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:19, archived)
# It's not big and it's not clever
Now go to your room and think about you you have done.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:42, archived)
# Maybe I broke it through overuse
I did a lot of searching yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:36, archived)
# It's been broke a couple of days at least
I would do a search of the boards to see if someone had mentioned it (ie, cr3), but, well, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:43, archived)
# Can I assist you sir? I have a doll face.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 5:43, archived)
# Partial doll face policeman wants your help with his inquiries.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 5:57, archived)
# Stop! It's the Picasso Police!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 4 Oct 2010, 7:20, archived)
# more scary new police tactics
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:18, archived)
# Andy Capp!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:10, archived)
# Jesus
That looks like a burns/dog attack victim after successful foreskin grafts
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:44, archived)
# DOLL FACED BASTARD.
Yes, officer, I would like you to beat me unconscious.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 4 Oct 2010, 8:07, archived)
# ALL DOLL-FACES ARE BASTARDS
And have you considered Immodium?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 4 Oct 2010, 8:12, archived)
# DOLL FACES OUT!
I have, but they make me feel nauseous.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 4 Oct 2010, 8:19, archived)
# I work for the Independent Doll-face Complaints Comission.
We are required to investigate all instances of Doll-faces offing suspects by means of making them fall down the stairs.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 4 Oct 2010, 8:36, archived)
# that's the most upsetting thing i've seen this week
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 8:29, archived)
# this is something i can relate to.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 18:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Millibands are on me!!!
(MonkeyFiend is drowning in the hoi-sin of your lies, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 3:47, archived)
# hahaah--so ugly it's cute
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 3:58, archived)
[challenge entry] luvvly jubblies
(THE REVTED, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 2:49, archived)
# *TinEyes for source*
*saves*
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 3:06, archived)
# I wish those were mine
well, not MINE mine . . .
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 3:59, archived)
# Nicholas Cage is looking better with age.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 4 Oct 2010, 7:20, archived)
# It's Con-Air with Tits
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 4 Oct 2010, 8:12, archived)
# sorry, had to get this out of my head
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 2:00, archived)
# I ris, but then I'm from out of town
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 2:10, archived)
# or from out of 'The Town'
www.themovieinsider.com/m3715/the-town/
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 2:15, archived)
# sufficiently de-rissed
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 2:16, archived)
# hahahah
*hiiiiissssssss*

please step out of the de-ris chamber, de-rissing has been completeted.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 2:20, archived)
# as soon as the nitrogen level in my blood reaches safe levels, yes.
edit: you realize I am envisioning what a de-rissing chamber might look like
DE-RIS CHAMBER
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 2:21, archived)
# as was i
to be posted when someone has been de-rissed. hmmm, mess around with a clip from youtube or just go for a shopped still image? hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

you do it :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 2:25, archived)
# might do something with image in above link ^
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 2:30, archived)
# very de-rissy
i'm having a look at the scene from the fly were jeff goldblum exits the teleportation machine.

de-rissing chambers, isn't b3ta fantastic :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 2:32, archived)
# :) yep wonderful
better de-risser
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 2:37, archived)
# nobody could be left rissed in that!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 2:40, archived)
# haha nope
I envision rotating light on top, flashing lights from the window(s) on the sides, and a hissing sound emitting from somewhere yet to be determined ;p

appropriate signage, of course
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 2:47, archived)
# Still,
a de-rissing chamber would have to have an internet connection, and contain a large monitor, massive headphones or speakers and subwoofer, and spazzy strobe lights for maximum neuronal stimulation.

And a fluffy cat of uncertain mortal status.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 2:50, archived)
# hmm, true enough
some of these riggings might need to be outsourced
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 2:53, archived)
# meh
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 3:09, archived)
# needs more b3ta logo, flashing lights etc
tired must sleep, can't stop tonguing chipped molar, bed, nights.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 3:13, archived)
# Later.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 3:16, archived)
# a bit too late to add this but
having watched that on the telly again the other night, the main thing would be to do the computer message in the style of Brundle's computer.

THERE YOU GO, EVERYBODY LIKES A BIT OF UNSOLICITED ADVICE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 5:18, archived)
# This is pretty high-tech
compared to earlier treatments for Rissers :)

And where I'm from, Rissers even have their own place to go on holiday:
There's no sand? I don't get it!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 4:24, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 2:38, archived)
# This compels me
I just can't believe this is over thirty years old-

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixbzAbLWOAU
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 2:47, archived)
# 'T' as substitute for 'the'?
I'm a northerner. North Yorkshire to be precise. I often use 't' as a contraction of 'to', and often omit subsequent instances of 'the', using instead a glottal stop (e.g. I'm going t' pub). But I never consciously use 't' instead of 'the' (e.g. pass us t' sugar pet). Do any northerners actually do this? Or is just used in written gags by southerners?

Not being arsey โ€“ genuinely curious.
(I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:43, archived)
# Based on a true story
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 1:35, archived)
# they messed with Christian Science and . . .
or was it scientology
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 1:43, archived)
# I don't think Scientologists *kick* your ass.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 1:48, archived)
# something wetter than that, eh?
edit: you must realize this changes the impact of your presentation
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 1:56, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 1:45, archived)
# is this a TOAG?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 1:47, archived)
# yes it's text on a real picture of a grasshopper which was on the deck a couple of weeks ago
so I guess TOARPOAG
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 1:48, archived)
# Did you expose it to radioactivity in a reckless experiment?
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 1:51, archived)
# no, sorry
I didn't even have to use the flash
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 2:01, archived)
#
*refers to FAQ for guidance on TOARPOAGs*

Edit: no mention there. You are cleared.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 1:52, archived)
# You're mistaken.
If it's not mentioned, it's not allowed.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 2:40, archived)
# THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 2:05, archived)
# Porcupineapple
you really wouldn't want your next shit being one of these . . .


Click for bigger (174 kb)
(THE REVTED, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 1:05, archived)
# haha--oh my
add head of pig for PORC part

also mirror image so it reads left to right
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 1:06, archived)
# i'll get right on to it . . .
(THE REVTED, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 1:12, archived)
# see that you do
;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 1:16, archived)
# isnt a PORC a person of restricted cunt?
third time lucky
(THE REVTED, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 1:22, archived)
# wouldnt that be PORI?
wouldnt that be PORI?

EDIT: damned ninjas
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 1:26, archived)
# I feel sorry for that pineapple, shitting one of those.
We've all had them from time to time. Not nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 1:08, archived)
# a pinuporcapple!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 1:10, archived)
# porkupineconehead
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 1:11, archived)
# awwwww
out is probably worse than in, though it may depend which way round it goes
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YssMT0qXYOw
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 1:14, archived)
# It may be merely a tender snapshot of a new, if perhaps misguided, romance.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 1:16, archived)
# Horror ra ra r a
Anything
(duts Optimus whut?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 1:03, archived)
# There was a chicken flying across the wall just as you slipped with the flamethrower aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 1:05, archived)
# taught
(duts Optimus whut?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 1:17, archived)
# That wall's a bit wonky
Fffft. Right cowboy put that up. Tell you what, mate, bung us a few thousand, we'll knock it through, put up some scaff, then go on a tea break before getting called away on another job.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 1:07, archived)
# The window confuses me
for what purpose is this window? infact this whole image confuses me muchly, im off to throw up.
(KingPrawn I am the Sig..., Mon 4 Oct 2010, 1:13, archived)
# methinks the floor is really the ceiling
that would put the window up high, as in a basement
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 1:14, archived)
# It's a Dutch tilt, it's meant to make you feel like that.
If done deliberately.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 1:18, archived)
# this ^^^^^
times a million.with added fruit so you think it's healthy but it's not it's just a load of haribo grinded up and mixed with red bull
(duts Optimus whut?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 1:23, archived)
# sounds safe geezer
scaff me up
(duts Optimus whut?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 1:15, archived)
# arghhhh, my brain
nice photo
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 1:15, archived)
# *triumphs*
haha
(duts Optimus whut?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 1:16, archived)
# Out the window is a very interesting building.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 2:15, archived)
# ooh look at my scary room

no hdr
(wankdog, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 7:24, archived)
# Now, back in MY day . . .
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 0:49, archived)
# I'm in two minds about this.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 0:53, archived)
# me too
well, yes and no
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 0:57, archived)
# You mean 10 minds
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 1:29, archived)
# seamless!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 0:53, archived)
# oops, I see a seam above the space bar
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 0:59, archived)
# I don't like this keyboard.
One can't type 'POO' on it.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 0:56, archived)
# you can but only binary code
which happens to be a tad slower
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 0:57, archived)
#
01001001 00100000 01101110 01100101 01100101 01100100 00100000 01100001 00100000 01110000 01101111 01101111
I can't believe I just went to the trouble of finding an online ascii convertor, just to encode 'I need a poo'. I think it must be time I went to bed. Bye bye.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 1:02, archived)
# haha-well g'nite then
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 1:08, archived)
# why bother when you have this
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 1:09, archived)
# haha
that sums up 90% of my typing needs
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 1:12, archived)
# that keyboard is filthy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 1:10, archived)
# Real men
smoke lucky strike, on another note looks like marmite.
(KingPrawn I am the Sig..., Mon 4 Oct 2010, 1:15, archived)
# eurghhh!!
yet the keyboard's user seems to be maintaining his soft and pasty geek glow
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 1:17, archived)
# What you cant see
Is the musty semen residue on the palm underneath.
(KingPrawn I am the Sig..., Mon 4 Oct 2010, 1:18, archived)
# had it been a model m he could have used this guide:
www.preater.com/modelm/
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 1:21, archived)
# oh! so that's why they call '#' ( [shift]+[3] ) a pound sign on my US keyboard
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 1:29, archived)
# i got a whole stash
of the brutal m's
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 1:32, archived)
# now there is a person who really cares about fucking keyboards.
 
which is strangely impressive, in its own right
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 4:00, archived)
# just imagine the rest of the house
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 1:20, archived)
# I had to help clean a house which was very much like this
It was not fun. Surprisingy, there were no bugs or rodents
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 1:28, archived)
# me too
and i've seen things worse that made me speechless (and breathless because of the smell)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 1:35, archived)
# ha ha!
When flies are collecting at the front door, waiting for someone to open it, there's gonna be trouble.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 1:41, archived)
# The reason why there was no bugs or rodents is:
life surely could not sustain in such a shit-hole, however i do realise people do.
(KingPrawn I am the Sig..., Mon 4 Oct 2010, 1:42, archived)
# what?
;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 1:30, archived)
# just what i'd imagine
kind of
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 1:31, archived)
# grrrrffff
oh, yea
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 1:40, archived)
# oh, play that thing
 





 

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 0:24, archived)
# that's jazz for you
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 0:28, archived)
# delicious hot, disgusting cold
got a Dave Liebman DVD earlier this morning (work stuff, not a personal acquisition) and all I could think looking at his solo face was, well, "i'm poopin"
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 0:33, archived)
# Jazz you say?
Chaaaaaaaaaaaah!!
(AceFox may contain traces of nut..., Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Grown adults using words like 'poo' and 'poop'.
Dear oh dear, it makes my heart sink.

I blame America and the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 0:30, archived)
# No problem with the shitting in pants, though....
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 0:31, archived)
# No, I stand completely behind that!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 0:32, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 0:33, archived)
# its better than
"im shitting everywhere" !!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 0:31, archived)
# No, it is not. If you're over 6.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 0:33, archived)
# LET'S HAVE A POO PARTY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 0:34, archived)
# POO!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 0:36, archived)
# I'll bring
The POOOOO paper!
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 0:51, archived)
# Good.
because I need to do a POO!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 0:55, archived)
# YOU DON'T NEED PAPER, I AM TALKING ABOUT SMEARING THAT SHIT ALL AROUND THE FUCKING WALLS MAN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 1:23, archived)
# you know me better than that
icanhascheezburger.com/2007/01/16/im-poopin/
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 0:34, archived)
# technically, I guess you could blame the Internet
 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAZYzMiRPCA
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 0:35, archived)
# It's everywhere, for fuck's sake.
Even people over 30 using baby words. It makes me cringe.
Toddlers calling people a cunt? Now that makes me laff like a happy baby.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 0:39, archived)
# My particular peeves are "yummy" and "tummy"
Pardon me, but my food is delicious, and it goes in my stomach.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 2:44, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
BLOW IT OUT YOUR ART!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 2:17, archived)
# WHEN I BLOW MY HORN I SHIT MY PANTS SAID THE JAZZ MUSICIAN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 2:41, archived)
# that's about what I suspect, but there is no fucking way I am watching his fucking DVD to check
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 3:21, archived)
# THAT'S THE SHIT!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:58, archived)
#
(CaptainSunshine, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 23:52, archived)
# Saw that
and thought "Eh? Why is Groucho Marx wearing that hat?"

Stupid Mail photographer, getting in the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 0:00, archived)
# The white-haired gentleman on the right is sporting some pretty innovative collars.
A bold fashion choice in those winds.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 0:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Dum Diddley Doo

(click for bii-dideley-igger)
i dont think anyone's done diddley this yet...
(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 23:51, archived)
# Ha!
That's about the funniest one I've seen this compo.

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 3 Oct 2010, 23:52, archived)
# Thanks!
the original here
(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 0:24, archived)
# Ha ha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 23:54, archived)
# hahaha
and welcome
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 23:56, archived)
# thank you,
i have posted a few images earlier this week..
this,
this
& this
(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 0:01, archived)
# one step ahead of you
looked at your recent posts.

nicely packaged though:D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 0:02, archived)
# First post with Picard made it a classic.
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 0:04, archived)
# a piccard facepalm
makes everything a classic....
also found this on demotivational
(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 0:09, archived)
# I like the cut of your jib
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 0:27, archived)
# Not too diddly slouchy there ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 23:57, archived)
# Hens love Roosters, Geese Love Ganders
Everyone else loves Ed Flanders!



Everyone who counts loves Ed Flanders!
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 0:05, archived)
# aaaaaaaaahhhahhhahhh YES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 0:20, archived)
# Hahadiddleyhaha
thats epic
(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 0:21, archived)
# PMSL
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 0:41, archived)
# hahhhahahahaha
This to win the Compo, Welcome to b3ta, you will never leave.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 0:11, archived)
# anyone fancy a quick game of chase h.q.?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 23:40, archived)
# Looks like the sort of fellow
who might 'fall down the stairs' a few times while at the station.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 3 Oct 2010, 23:46, archived)
# YOU CAN'T ARREST ME!!!
I AM THE ROAD WARRIOR!!!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 23:48, archived)
# Yes! Either that or
a sentence wherein I can use the word 'defenestration'.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 23:48, archived)
# I love that word.
I was explaining its meaning just the other day.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 3 Oct 2010, 23:50, archived)
# It's great isn't it?
But you usually have to really crowbar it in to be able to use it conversationally.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 23:51, archived)
# Not that time.
There's a chap who is richly deserving of the distinction of defenestration and it was one of the possibilities mentioned.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 3 Oct 2010, 23:53, archived)
# What had he done?
Climbed in through your window?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 0:02, archived)
# reautodefenestration
is, of course, the act of throwing oneself out of a window again.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 0:06, archived)
# He knows what he's done.
The flaccid piece of rancid cock meat.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 4 Oct 2010, 0:07, archived)
# This sounds intriguing...
someone here, or a real person?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 0:09, archived)
# Real person.
And a grizzled badger pissflap.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 4 Oct 2010, 0:11, archived)
# Can anyone here honestly claim not to be a flaccid piece of rancid cock meat?
Or a grizzled badger pissflap?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 0:13, archived)
# No, but rarely do we make it so clear to the outside world.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 4 Oct 2010, 0:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 0:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 4 Oct 2010, 0:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Look Ma I won the leadership
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 23:36, archived)
# gah fuck!
i recognize that costume from a kids tv show, which one is it?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 23:41, archived)
#
Fraggle Rock
(Mensa Reject has gone out, I'll be back on, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 23:44, archived)
# fuck yes
"down at fraggle rock, grab a fraggle by the cock"
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 0:10, archived)
# Frazzled Cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 3 Oct 2010, 23:44, archived)
# The Fraggles themselves didn't back him decisively - but he successfully courted the Doozer vote.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 23:48, archived)
# Highland Cattle Fling
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 23:20, archived)
# *hoots!*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 23:21, archived)
# thanks for sparing us the jostling genitalia
*feels cheated*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 23:22, archived)
# Awww man.
I hope his sporran slips.

That's wrong, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 23:23, archived)
# Does he give you the horn?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 23:27, archived)
# I knew somebody would steer this towards terrible puns.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 23:29, archived)
# I have no beef with that idea
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 23:30, archived)
# There's a lot at steak here
And that's not mincing words.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 23:36, archived)
# what a load of tripe
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 23:43, archived)
# This is getting a bit (ox)stale.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 23:51, archived)
# Bull.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 3 Oct 2010, 23:51, archived)
# Just one word? Couldn't you fillet out a bit?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 23:55, archived)
# at least he was down to the meat of the subject
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 0:00, archived)
# er...
moo?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 0:07, archived)
# The cat'll complain
if this takes his cheezburger!
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 0:56, archived)
# moooooooooo
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 23:23, archived)
# Hoots!
And hurrah for the emoo dancer!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 23:26, archived)
# braw !
:)
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 23:29, archived)
# nice
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 23:41, archived)
# The cow they're already calling the new Ewan McGregor
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 23:49, archived)
# see you Jimmy
as i was born in Glasgow, this gets a well deserved click :D woo
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 0:14, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 2:42, archived)
# That's braw!
Hoots!
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 1:51, archived)
# Yay!
I'm not sure if that's a sporran or a chastity belt :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:05, archived)
# The continuing adventures of Claude the Cubist Elephant.


Part 1 of 46
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 23:16, archived)
# been there
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 23:18, archived)
[challenge entry] My Boy!
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 23:08, archived)
# thats a bit good
clicked
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 23:11, archived)
# Gosh.
Someone managed to squeeze a decent idea out of this slightly shop-soiled challenge. Click
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 23:16, archived)
# you inspired me to do something with stalin.....so here :)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 23:24, archived)
# hahahahaha *breathe* hahahaha
:)
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 23:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Milibrand R After granddaughter...

Years since I've tried this sort of business...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:54, archived)
# coming soon to channel 4....
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:57, archived)
# which sort of business are you referring to?
arf to the smooth Ed
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 23:07, archived)
#
Spudshop and B3ta... ahh I forgot the thrill of the late night reply!
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 23:08, archived)
# yea--I leave it for long periods of time, but always seem to wander back
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 23:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Scene from StumpBroke Mountain, er summat
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:15, archived)
# this could totally be the new levis advert
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:58, archived)
# might appeal to the more 'sensitive' among us
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 23:03, archived)
# pffffft
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 23:05, archived)
# no offense
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 23:10, archived)
[challenge entry] HEEEERRREEEESSS EDDIE
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:14, archived)
# Rember Psycho?
Ike Ike Ike Ike
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:17, archived)
# looks like just the two of us on tonight
Might go for a Master Bates
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:18, archived)
# maybe;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:20, archived)
# is there something ball related on tv
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:21, archived)
# probably nothing of worldwide interest
Edit: Maybe Ryder Cup
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:22, archived)
# Maybe we should call Proj a cunt it seems to have got a lot of interest recently
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:25, archived)
# Proj being?
Prodigy69 mebbe?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:28, archived)
# yeah he thinks he is soooo much better then everyone
Please note not my actual views
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:28, archived)
# I saw a little banter on that issue the other day/night
I was too removed from it to follow the details. But I don't mind cat fights that I'm not a part of :P
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:31, archived)
# Is that /talk on the other side of that globe?
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:28, archived)
# looks like it ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:31, archived)
# stab stab stab :D
Woo:DD
(herman:D, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:24, archived)
# SHIT someone else is on
quick hide
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:25, archived)
# OK
(herman:D, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:32, archived)
# Only the homeless live in pasteboard boxes
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:35, archived)
# why are the homeless all so damn ugly
you never see a sexy homeless girl?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:38, archived)
# maybe cause/effect
if you are ugly enough, nobody will sell you a house
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:45, archived)
# Hmmmm I see a government funded study coming on
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:46, archived)
# shitcan the study--spend the money on more pasteboard boxes
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 23:01, archived)
# He Attacks!!


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(Testricals Having a dump, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 0:00, archived)

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