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# I like crayons.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 4:22, archived)
# DUDE I THINK YOU MAY HAVE BOUGHT HAUNTED CRAYONS ON THE EBAY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 4:31, archived)
# crayon tool in Paint, and a touchpad
 
been holding off buying a graphics tablet because of the price, maybe I don't need one.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 4:34, archived)
# Well I reckon you know my thinking on that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 4:36, archived)
# Haha I just saw this from the other side of the room
it looks awesome from a distance
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 4:37, archived)
# yeah this is from a widescreen laptop where 1337 pixels is perfectly sensible, can't see it all at 1024x767
 
WOULD ANY BODY LIKE ME TO RESIZE THE JPEG BECAUSE I CAN TOTALLY DO THAT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 4:57, archived)
# draw a spastic doing a shit
FUCKKKKKKK
(JoePesky, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 5:02, archived)
# I'M GETTING A NOTEBOOK AND WRITING THIS STUFF DOWN, I MIGHT EVEN DO IT ON THE BUS WHERE PEOPLE CAN SEE HOW SENSITIVE AND CULTURED I'M BEING
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 5:24, archived)
# ...but first you need to print your picture out and make a mask of it.
I mean, you want to look cultured, right?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 5:40, archived)
# I ALREADY HAVE THE GOATEE TO PROVE IT, MY CREDENTIALS ARE RIGHT THERE ON MY FUCKING FACE
ALSO: CHUNKY BLACK GLASSES
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 6:22, archived)
# oh, I can see a sleepy little bunny in there too now.
 
don't wake him up!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 4:31, archived)
# you channelling charles manson again?
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 4:35, archived)
# this one is called "No really, I'm fine, thank you".
 
I swear I was in a PERFECTLY GOOD MOOD AT THE TIME
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 4:56, archived)
# that's what he said at the time too
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 5:04, archived)
# I SEE DEAD PEOPLE
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 4:36, archived)
# FUCKKKKKKKK
(JoePesky, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 4:39, archived)
# I see a hippy monkey on lsd, on fire.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 4:48, archived)
# in the desert?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 4:56, archived)
# SHOW US ON THE DOLL
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 4:58, archived)
# TOABP
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 5:31, archived)
# YTOABP
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 5:35, archived)
# I would decompose this but...
you already did. =D
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 5:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 5:13, archived)
# MOIST!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 5:22, archived)
# I was going to say damn dirty dendrites, but dendrites are branchy things, I don't know the proper name for spiky things
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 5:27, archived)
# Cacti
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 5:36, archived)
# ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 6:14, archived)
# WHAT DID YOU DO?
AH!
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 7:57, archived)
# Whoa
that works
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 5:22, archived)
# ^ Lilly Allen?

EDIT: Happy Woo Ning B3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 5:44, archived)
# Wo
For some reason i imagined Karen Allen all decayed and rotting away..
(Sherbs, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Ebagum!
(Moravian1297 Nip, Nap........Shite!, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 3:57, archived)
# lol......racism
Edit: in all serious i'm afraid about all the EDL invites I got off old facebook 'friends'..
(JoePesky, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 4:03, archived)
# DESTROY ALL HU-MANS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 4:20, archived)
# Did you hear that Tutu is going to retire from public life.
ALSO: on a whim I looked up Professor Chike yesterday and found a bunch of rememberance articles... he died in 2008.
I was upset of course, but also curious to know whether it was a tractor accident that did for him.
Turns out it was the wrong Professor Chike though.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 4:27, archived)
# whew! my heart skipped a beat there mofaha it really did
 
I am sure the good Dr Anyaegbunam is taking very good care of himself, and all appropriate precautions
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 4:30, archived)
# Yeah, I was upset too.
See I couldn't remember "Anyaegbunam". I knew it wasn't the name I found, but I kind-of convinced myself Anyaegbunam wasn't necessarily his last name; maybe it was his middle name or whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 4:35, archived)
# I think that was his online name
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 4:37, archived)
# Anyaegbunam_5053xy
www.uky.edu/krcee/Images/anyaegbunamweb.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 4:42, archived)
# oh he is looking downright fucking JOLLY in that one
 
YOU SEE, IT IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD TO BE SAFE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 5:29, archived)
# I know, I know
he's glowing with health AND safety!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 5:36, archived)
#
(JoePesky, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 3:12, archived)
# stick death erotica, hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 3:14, archived)
# he has a hard on to kill knife crime
(JoePesky, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 3:16, archived)
# stems from drowning kittens as a child
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 3:24, archived)
# "boiyoiyoiyoiyoinnggg"
 
KICK SOME FUCKING SHIT UP A PIG
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 3:19, archived)
# HELL YES
(JoePesky, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 3:21, archived)
# stems from drowning cattle as a child
er livestock in general
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 3:29, archived)
#
(JoePesky, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 3:37, archived)
# BANG ON THE FUCKING MONEY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 4:20, archived)
#
(JoePesky, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 3:29, archived)
# Taye piggs
(JoePesky, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 3:33, archived)
# YEAH AND GET A BLACK DOG UP YA!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 3:57, archived)
# PUMP UP A FUCKING RUGBY BALL MATE, KICK IT AROUND A BIT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 4:20, archived)
# PAUL HENRY SHOULD EAT MY CURRY
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 4:35, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaahhhahhhhahhahh
 
Paul was the main reason I watched that shitty breakfast show, I always appreciated his schoolboy humour
people can't take a fucking joke these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 5:31, archived)
# That must be Xenia Zaragevna Onatopp
/GoldenEye
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 3:56, archived)
# it's only humane
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 2:37, archived)
# omg his foot is all shriveled up
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 2:38, archived)
# foot-longer you mean
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 2:39, archived)
# Hahaha
I want you to flog this to Coca Cola for their Christmas ads.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 2:39, archived)
# has Coke been leaving anvils in the arctic?
;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 2:41, archived)
# Yes
It all started with a viral email describing what happens when you leave an anvil in Coke overnight. Coca-Cola decided to stop people finding out by buying up all available anvils and dumping them on remote ice shelves.

Keith Harris is said to be inconsolable after a typo on the orders.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 3:07, archived)
# OMG, I never knew!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 3:18, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 3:28, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 2:12, archived)
# Eeeep! *hides*
Escape from Plan B.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 2:16, archived)
# Seems a bit low poly.
Is it for a game?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 2:21, archived)
# i see teefs
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 2:29, archived)
# DEVILS TAMPONS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 2:51, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xqEiN73WGQ
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 2:53, archived)
# you can lick it, but it still won't go away.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbA4l0d588M
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 3:07, archived)
# Just tune it to Woman's Hour would you my dear?


de-ris
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 1:38, archived)
# tweak
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 1:40, archived)
# those silly French
Le Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 1:53, archived)
# on the one hand it was meant to be
(as a lot of paintings are) indicative of a whole situation, a subtle hint, an implication as to the greater story.

On the other hand, 'woman pinches another woman's nipple'so therefore 'lesbian porn!' will happen in the mind of most blokes.

I am most blokes. My lady still tries to correct the error of my shortcomings and misunderstandings with reason and historical fact. But I'm a bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 2:00, archived)
# i thought they were dudes
;)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 2:07, archived)
# Why don't they just go and watch the TV next to the fire?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 2:01, archived)
# No Mr 451, I expect you to dy...
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:47, archived)
# hahaha
No trains and now abuse from the station.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:27, archived)
# Good morning!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:18, archived)
# or Does my bum look big with this in it?
(JoePesky, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:40, archived)
# yes it does
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:58, archived)
# There's someone at the miners rescue who hasn't got a hard hat on
(chrisxr3i eats lightning and craps thunder, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:17, archived)
# Hah!
Also, "0 of 33" - I hope there's an Achievement Unlocked animation when they're all out.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:20, archived)
#
www.justachieveit.com/justachieveit2.swf?d=All+Miners+Saved%21&gs=33&s=y
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:25, archived)
#
www.justachieveit.com/justachieveit2.swf?d=All+Miners+Killed+During+Rescue%21&gs=-1000&s=y
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:32, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 1:23, archived)
#

(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:39, archived)
# yay woo
I've only seen this film once, but it was fucking great!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 1:07, archived)
# Do you wanna be in my shaft ... erm
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:44, archived)
# UFO Woo maiden :D
vimeo.com/15503670
(herman:D, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:07, archived)
# a woo F O ?
:)
(JoePesky, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:13, archived)
# That is very nicely done
Even though you're not maiden and it's not an image.

Show it to Nick Pope, he'll wet himself.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:19, archived)
#
(1.618..., Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:41, archived)
# silly person!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:46, archived)
# reminded me of lunar outpost/pearoast
which is MINE!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:00, archived)
# the sea of tranquility looks really small close up
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:02, archived)
# but tranquil
*nobody named it the Sea of Tranquility Which Is Large* ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:05, archived)
# this is true
well, i am being communicated with telepathically by my duvet, which is telling me it's time for bed.
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:13, archived)
# gernite then
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:24, archived)
# loony
(1.618..., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:10, archived)
# we're all a little
loony luny
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:26, archived)
# Har!


Click for bigger (238 kb)
(2stepsteve, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:39, archived)
# Thanks for the image credit
took me ten minutes it did
(mcai7et2, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:51, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:15, archived)
# Too soon?
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:29, archived)
# i shouldn't laugh at this
but, as i just did, it's a bit late for regret.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:33, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:34, archived)
# ahaha
Reminds me of when our cat was stuck in a tree.
The fire brigade rescued it with a shotgun.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:42, archived)
# Hahahahaha fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:58, archived)
# In celebration of their imminent rescue


(bindun?)
(mcai7et2, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:13, archived)
# that's when i was most scared
waiting for my turn.
i'll never put on a lifejacket again.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:15, archived)
# Ha! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:16, archived)
# Haha, I was just about to fire up Photoshop and do this exact picture
I guess I don't need to bother now
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:17, archived)
# Same here
Only i was going to use the menu for this level. Then I realised I don't have photoshop on this computer.
(I helped save b3ta! bobzarkoff, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:19, archived)
# You could probably do a better job
This is shoddy :D
(mcai7et2, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:23, archived)
# Well I tried to use a free thing with firefox
But it looked so bad i gave up! This was 10000% better than mine
(I helped save b3ta! bobzarkoff, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:27, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:24, archived)
# oooo, Thank you
I think this is the first time I've been around on my B3taday
(I helped save b3ta! bobzarkoff, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:27, archived)
# happy candles :D
(herman:D, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:26, archived)
# *blows*
7 years have flown by!
(I helped save b3ta! bobzarkoff, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:28, archived)
# I wouldn't like to be the miners who're in charge of getting them out at this point.
If something goes wrong they're going to be globally ridiculed as useless.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:21, archived)
#
Even if it goes perfectly, you won't be any more than 34th most famous miner in chile
(mcai7et2, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:54, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:24, archived)
# Argos is getting them in for Christmas
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:55, archived)
# too soon!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:57, archived)
# Is that what happened?
I've been out of the loop.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:59, archived)
# However it went down you can't blame the special forces....
Must be hellish circumstances.
Needs shopping though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:02, archived)
# Hmmm... US marines have a lot of form.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_for_Haditha

Very powerful film; the rules of engagement they work to allows very little discretion. If a room / building needs clearing, it gets cleared. To the max.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:15, archived)
# Yes you can.
Why in god's name were they throwing fragmentation grenades when they knew there was a civilian hostage in the combat zone? Why not use stun grenades or flashbangs, then enter and neutralise any hostiles with firearms instead? Why not a stealth approach instead of a frontal assault? Why not let the local Mullahs talk down the hostage takers instead of using a risky military assault?
This trigger-happy, gung-ho, zero-thought attitude that the US breeds in its soldiers is the reason just about every other military in the world doesn't want to be within 500 miles of them (allied or not), and it's what killed Linda Norgrove.

Edit: Redundant apostrophe removed.
(The Great British Troll, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:27, archived)
# You've inserted a redundant apostrophe in that last sentence.
I imagine it was something similar that was responsible for this whole sorry episode.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:12, archived)
#
First story was that the kidnappers used a suicide vest to kill the hostage.
Then they said she'd been shot, now they're saying that the US SF squad may have killed her with a grenande.
By the end of the week, she'll have had a tactical nuke dropped on her 'to help set her free'.
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:14, archived)
# I thought it was a black hole that simply enveloped her.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:19, archived)
# Let's ask Science's Stephen Hawking.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:12, archived)
# I was out of the loop too
So I Googled "Rescue Grenade" and it turns out that there is such a thing!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 1:18, archived)
# i was going to get one
but i'll stick a pin in that idea for now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:12, archived)
# Re: Gnome Day...
Is the idea to make the Gnome obvious, or subtle to see how long it takes the householder to clock it?
Will gnome pics be allowed on the board unshopped for the day??
Any gnome type allowed? (standard fishing rod, or risque mooning gnomes?)
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:19, archived)
# any gnome is allowed
the idea is to make the gnome very obvious, preferably right on the doorstep or on the path. if we keep the pics till the sunday, i don't think there'll be a problem.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:21, archived)
# OK, off to Leytonstone Poundland for a bulk order.
I've seen one pointing - I feel a Children of the Damned theme coming on...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:22, archived)
# yay!
FREE THE GNOMES!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:50, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:52, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:53, archived)
# Hahaha!
You know where Jeff Bridges? Go across there, past Glenn Close and turn right down Kirsty Alley.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:54, archived)
#
www.morttheostrich.com/wes_a-f.htm
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:58, archived)
# Imran Khan, Brian Cant has always been my favourite
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:09, archived)
#
It's a 2
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:56, archived)
# That is Ace!
I've thought for a long time that Spangs should be quantifiable. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:00, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:57, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:59, archived)
# I know I only posted it earlier...

...but I don't want to feel left out
(chrisxr3i eats lightning and craps thunder, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:00, archived)
# nice one :D
(herman:D, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:05, archived)
# TONG FLUMP
TONG FLUMP
TONG FLUMP
TONG FLUMP
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:28, archived)
# haha
Here at Rex-Kwon-Do we use the buddy system....
(JoePesky, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:07, archived)
# pfft
have one from me
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:13, archived)
#
(herman:D, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:18, archived)
#

(Testicles just for you, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:25, archived)
# arf : )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:36, archived)
# !!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:01, archived)
# Oh Sky, no.....
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:47, archived)
# I hate to have to ask this, but
is this shopped?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:52, archived)
# It is actually really not far from the truth:

BRASS SKY
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:55, archived)
# *Sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:57, archived)
# Sky News are utter cuntbubbles.
I remember their montage of 9/11 video to advertise their channel less than 12 hours after the planes hit.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:58, archived)
# All of the BBC presenters are pronouncing Chile with the same ending as Partay.
It's quite odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:08, archived)
# Spookay
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:03, archived)
# Why, do they normally pronounce it like the pepper?
Hopefully they don't pronounce "Iraq" like a wall-mounted ocular storage unit.
/watches too much merkin news
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 1:37, archived)
# Yes to the first, hell no to the second.
There's no accent on the final e, therefore it's "Chilly"
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 1:51, archived)
# Well, in Chile, it's pronounced "Chee-lay"
A lot of newsreaders in North America are learning how to pronounce country names the way they should be pronounced.
Most of the time they get "Pahk-i-stahn" and "Af-gahn-i-stahn" etc. correct now. But I still hear the "Bush" versions of "Eye-ran" and "Eye-rack" all the time, even though Obama knows the right pronunciations.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 3:33, archived)
# is this real?
what a despicable bunch of cunts

edit: oh, cool
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:52, archived)
# I have to say i've tweeted this
and even though i've clearly stated it's a joke, people are retweeting it as if it's real. It's geting slightly out of hand. Are tweeters really that gullible?
search for 2x3cef and you'll see what i mean. There's journalists and all sorts falling for it.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:15, archived)
# Haha, it's now a "top tweet"!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:35, archived)
# To be honest I wouldn't put it past them
and it's well shopped.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 1:06, archived)
# answer: yes, yes they fucking are
 
nice work : )
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 1:51, archived)
# Hahaha!
Oh Dunno.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:52, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm gonna leave this here................................then run away really fast.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:44, archived)
# *shakes head sadly*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:46, archived)
# some warning would be nice
that's a bit grim :(
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:00, archived)
# I thought this was really funny
It made me laugh out loud, which I'm sure is a lot more than any of my postings have ever done.

I say well done!
(TheAmazingMeatMan ™ can't sing, but he's got soul, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:38, archived)
[challenge entry] B-Movie monster? More like ZZZ-Movie, I'm afraid.
Don't worry if this doesn't make sense - it's supposed to be this shit.
(TheAmazingMeatMan ™ can't sing, but he's got soul, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:39, archived)
#
Troll Chicken Biting Goatsucker?
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:23, archived)
# Troll cock-head-sucking electric red-nosed spong goatse ...
nope, still RISing I'm afraid
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:42, archived)
[challenge entry]
(herman:D, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:29, archived)
# Part 2, nice :D
Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:31, archived)
# Part 1 :D
www.b3ta.com/board/10214214
(herman:D, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:53, archived)
# Part 2
www.b3ta.com/board/10216615
(herman:D, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:54, archived)
# arrrgh
is that you?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:44, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:54, archived)
# Pfffft!
I'm confused but I don't give a damn. :D
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:44, archived)
# another bit of decayed leftovers

olden times
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:11, archived)
# Hahaha
Love all of them :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:13, archived)
# ^this.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:17, archived)
# MONICA?
www.flickr.com/photos/labourparty/3314330553/
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:43, archived)
# Anne Ramsey?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjhS5meZcEk
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 1:47, archived)
# baccadraft
xD hahaha thats ace.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:17, archived)
# Hahahaha
You loon *clicks* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:19, archived)
# That is the best, bar Nun.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:21, archived)
# Chew Lies?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:22, archived)
# Next do One Chew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:22, archived)
# haha
both good 'uns
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:23, archived)
# Chew Killed Roger Rabbit.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:28, archived)
# chew's afraid of virgina wolfe
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:30, archived)
# Chew Romance
(chrisxr3i eats lightning and craps thunder, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:32, archived)
# Look below
or here or whatever
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:34, archived)
# Arf
(chrisxr3i eats lightning and craps thunder, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:35, archived)
# what the shuddering fuck?
is it olden times all over again grandpa? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:36, archived)
# it's always olden times
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:42, archived)
# oh my
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:23, archived)
# oh your
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:25, archived)
# Chewee:D
(herman:D, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:28, archived)
# get this walking carpet out of my mouth!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:30, archived)
# Oh alright then


but I really must be going now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:32, archived)
# This is a different kind of Chew Romance
(chrisxr3i eats lightning and craps thunder, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:42, archived)
# hahah *clix*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:54, archived)

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