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[challenge entry] Remember those old Squirley Temple movies?
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:20, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Top shop!!
*Click*

:D
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:22, archived)
# ^
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:27, archived)
# ^
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:28, archived)
# Thank you kind Sir(s).
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:54, archived)
# hahaha
Top work, woo
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:27, archived)
# Now I can't get "The Good Ship Lollypop" out of my head.
.................................................................................................*HELP!*
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:56, archived)
# Hahaha.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:34, archived)
# She's so cute!
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:57, archived)
# Perfect
:)
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:39, archived)
# She's a good dancer.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:57, archived)
# Hahah
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 18:16, archived)
# I just like saying 'Squirley Temple'... :)
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 18:19, archived)
# This proves that she was squirley between the temples !
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 18:52, archived)
# Your all nuts.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:38, archived)
[challenge entry] the obligatory star wars entry
Photobucket
it's movie history ;)
feck! it's tiny, i hear you all shout
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:15, archived)
# haha, I can see what you did there.....just
: D
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:21, archived)
# ;)
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 18:08, archived)
# tiny but tidy!
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:21, archived)
# Ha ha...where's the family tree?
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:30, archived)
# see my sig
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 18:07, archived)
# .......squirrels.......trees.........................bahhh!
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 18:11, archived)
# errrrmmmm....... no ;)
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 18:36, archived)
# Quincy eating a sandwich

Ok it doesn't look that much like Quincy but I got around that with my title.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:14, archived)
# *bangs fist on desk*
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:15, archived)
# Quincy always shouts at Sam, poor Sam
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:27, archived)
# He had to eat
His stomach was M.D. (empty).
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:28, archived)
# I like this
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:30, archived)
# You don't know Jack... XD
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:32, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:12, archived)
# hum so some ripped this off a couple of posts higher.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 18:08, archived)
# damn those time travelling post ripper offerers
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 18:10, archived)
# Guaranteed to not ride up your gusset.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:07, archived)
# cool.
I hate them riding up my gusset.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:08, archived)
# A staple in
any woman's purse. pants
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:09, archived)
# Ouch!
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:12, archived)
# Flaming 'ell!!!
:D
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:18, archived)
# bang on!
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 18:50, archived)
[challenge entry] no reason really


EDIT: Ninja Compo entry
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:59, archived)
# Is good though, yay?
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:00, archived)
# Thanks Manley
even though mine looks more like a duck
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:03, archived)
# Squirrels At War

8pm on Discovery HD
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:03, archived)
# Was on History International, but yeah
Figured the Battle of Hastings would be over done today, so decided to go with the invasion of the Philippine acorn fields
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:05, archived)
#
A terrible time in squirrel history :(
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:09, archived)
#
Yeah, it was Nuts
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:09, archived)
# War!
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:06, archived)
# arf
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:12, archived)
# You did a silly
WOO
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:13, archived)
# Pffft.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:35, archived)
# Hey Tango...do a sexy dance.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:37, archived)
# It fucking always is them.
And where's my taxi, you one-eyed cunt?
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Another high quality TrannyFan gif...


Seams? Where?

(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:52, archived)
# Seamless
Disco a gogo
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Learned all my best moves

off DiscoSquirrel!
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:00, archived)
[challenge entry] I think I misunderstood the compo etc etc...
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:44, archived)
# Nurse,
Hold my nuts.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Nuts
hold my nurse
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:59, archived)
# Hold
Nurse my nuts
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:12, archived)
# So would that be
squirrels in historectomy?
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:29, archived)
#



yes.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 18:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Ouch!
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:41, archived)
# This deserves more attention
It's a classic war photo, dammit!
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:04, archived)
# FAKE !
the original that is... or was it???

woo : )
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:15, archived)
# Was gonna do this.
Yours gets a click for saving me a job.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:43, archived)
# Pop! Goes the weasel.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:47, archived)
# [A drawing of a duck](38)101014
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:39, archived)
# Send me the bill
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:40, archived)
# He's just trying to wing it.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:42, archived)
# These puns get me down.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:45, archived)
# don't get your feathers ruffled, mate
or your crisps
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:46, archived)
# Everyone is getting into a flap
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:13, archived)
# It is, sadly,
just a dog mask.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:45, archived)
# that is fucking quackers
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:42, archived)
# Ceci n'est pas un canard.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:42, archived)
# That's my kind of duck!
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:42, archived)
# My mate made the astute observation that the higher you go in the Tate Modern, the more pretentious the artwork becomes.
We got to the top and there was a video loop of a naked young lady covering herself in paint, and then rolling around in feathers. There were several goaty beards in front of this video, hmming and observing the wit of the irony, and I strode up in front of it into the middle of them, put my hands on my hips and declared "Excellent!"

When it looped back 'round I announced "Right! I'm off to the toilet!" and my mate dragged me away as he didn't think my comments were being appreciated.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:43, archived)
# you should have said:
"hey, I fucked her. That's what she was into as I recall. It was dreadful cleaning the sheets afterwards"
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:46, archived)
# I know that you won't like this,
but I am serious.

I am going to do more of these.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:46, archived)
# That's an art threat. Don't make them if you can't back them up
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:48, archived)
# You just wait.
I am already working on tomorrows, which is to be titled

[Engineering](158)101015
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:49, archived)
# OK.
How is the above a duck?
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:51, archived)
# It is not a duck.
It is [A drawing of a duck](38)101014
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:53, archived)
# Jesus.
OK - how is it a drawing of a duck? I assume the numerals are just your internal audit trail/filing.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:56, archived)
# It's not a drawing of a duck,
it's an line drawing in ink of [A drawing of a duck](38)101015

I could explain, but I don't want to yet.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:59, archived)
# Hmm.
I don't see any other connection between the title and the drawing other than that you deem it so. It doesn't adhere to, stretch or challenge conventional understanding so much as completely ignores it.

Things that do this (of which, I grant, there are many - the Brit art Brat pack - Hirst, Emin et al) cannot be deemed art, and generally is not worthy of interest.

/opinionslol
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:05, archived)
# Mmm, Dada poetry.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:51, archived)
# Based on this post
I feel it may be fairly safe to ignore your opinion for now.
(, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 10:58, archived)
# Your Quackers!
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:44, archived)
#
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:49, archived)
# 2 legs 2 wings and a rest of duck
I like what you've done here
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:00, archived)
# I knew you'd see sense.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:01, archived)
# AHA! If this is a picture of a drawing of a duck (however abstract the drawing) then it is not inter alia a 'shopped picture. Gotcha!
Board Nazis rule OK!
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:33, archived)
# The Emperor has no clothes.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Ra Ra..
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:34, archived)
# Rasputin was nuts!
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:44, archived)
# Today I have been drawing badly...
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:26, archived)
# ....drawn boy!
What's up with him?
Edit: Woo!
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:28, archived)
# Humpty Dumpty: The unrated version
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:29, archived)
# heh
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:41, archived)
# nice:D
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:30, archived)
# How did you manage to turn my screen into a mirror?
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:32, archived)
# so you got a little cock
:DD
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:33, archived)
# Little?
That is FUCKIN' MASSIVE!
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:34, archived)
# little acorn/mighty OAK
pfft
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:35, archived)
# Yes, I call him Geoff the Clownfish
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:46, archived)
# wtf?
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:50, archived)
# No, not you Geoff, the other one

/AllClowfishAreCalledGeoff.blog
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:51, archived)
# Hunpty Dumpty sat on a shampoo bottle.....
...at least this is the story he used in A&E to explain it to the Doctors
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:40, archived)
# You spelled 'Baldy' wrong.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:43, archived)
# 'Ok Mr Norton, that's the make-up sorted
they're ready for you in hair & wardrobe now.'
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:44, archived)
# Butters is broken... :(
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:48, archived)
# shadow barbells :D
thanks elvisweathercock:D
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Interesting.
I like this idea a lot.

I just realized, it reminds me of cartoons when something is falling on someone and you just see the shadow as it approaches.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:17, archived)
# FUCK ACME
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:18, archived)
# He appears to have laid a lot of eggs?
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:24, archived)
# ^What she said
But in an even sexier way.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Like this
"Yr hyn a ddywedodd"
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:27, archived)
# No.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:30, archived)
# This ¬
01010111 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01110011 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110011 01100001 01101001 01100100
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:33, archived)
# Wheeeeeeeee! I can't do shadows . . .



(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:38, archived)
# I love the feather at the end
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:46, archived)
# Epic!
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:32, archived)
# hahahaha........ACE.................air barbells
:D:D
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:18, archived)
# how long did it take to make :D
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:21, archived)
# rough guess
about four/five hours.....plus tweaking one hour
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:25, archived)
# Fickin' 'ell!
No wonder it is so bloody good
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:27, archived)
# ^ This :D
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:30, archived)
# bell-end
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:23, archived)
# The shadow is light !
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:24, archived)
# Haha nice
:D
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:27, archived)
# Clone tool hat!
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:30, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
You clever sausage *loves that little bit more*

:D
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:40, archived)
# Is he in training?
For shadow boxing?
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:10, archived)
[challenge entry] I found this
and thought it should win the compo.

Yeyah.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:10, archived)
# well
you thought wrong :D
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:11, archived)
# ^ darn it, too slow...
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:12, archived)
# GET SOME NUTS.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Woo!

I'll just pop this in here..
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:15, archived)
# A squirrel with horns?
What?
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:19, archived)
# The one above is destroying buildings.
open your mind ;)
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:22, archived)
# "An audience will believe the impossible but not the improbable."
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:46, archived)
# It's a hat
a hat...
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:50, archived)
# Oh I see!
Well why didn't you say ... !
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:52, archived)
# Also...
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:55, archived)
# Best to take the 253, the 29 is always rammed.
Or alternatively, you could walk a little further down the road and get the 390.

/London Buses blog
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:22, archived)
# Or get on any bus you like with a handbag and horns
and the other occupants will scarpa.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:32, archived)
# how rare
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:19, archived)
# WIN
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:27, archived)
# lurk lurk lurk
*continues to lurk*
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Taken from the infamous Acorn Wars of 1427
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:04, archived)
# Jamnog week.
Fucking furries.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:05, archived)
# I've been wanking meself daft all morning
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:06, archived)
# ceiling cat knows
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:11, archived)
# do you live near a park?
there'll be plenty of source material there :D
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:12, archived)
# unfortunately not
I'm trapped in an office full of women

how am I supposed to find that kind of thing attractive?

they don't even have fur
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:33, archived)
# STAR WARS!
;-)
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:25, archived)
# Reminds me of
Redwall.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:49, archived)
# nom
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Quality Weet-a-brows!
WOO - clicks
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:44, archived)
# *checks subject of current compo*
oooOOOooh
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:46, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:47, archived)
#
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Also...
Was this weeks compo inspired by this ?
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:03, archived)
# eh?
a torch attached to a mobile phone, not much of a compo..

(at least I think that's what it was)
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:07, archived)
# No... It's about 100 things that changed History.
Surely the Squirrel should be one of the top 100
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:12, archived)
# Clearly the real inspiration
was the mental image of a naked Eva Braun squirrel waving her furry arse in the air as she fellates a slouched and weeping Hitler squirrel and, using her dextrous tongue, she pushes a cyanide capsule down his japseye before biting down hard on his shaft with her big squirrel teeth.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:21, archived)
# and I'm there
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:29, archived)
# * FWAPS so hard, he nearly pulls his own knob off...
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:30, archived)
# well, it's not fucking dragons :(
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Hehehe
:D
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:45, archived)
# i love you, man
this has made a great day even better!
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:54, archived)
# No don't!
Art's blood is filled with RAGE. He's just immune to it.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:54, archived)
# Compo it.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:54, archived)
# LOLOLOLOL
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:06, archived)
# ris?
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:14, archived)
# Some cats are fucking under the table or something.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:25, archived)
# Eh, Micto...
¿Qué tal?
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:27, archived)
# I've given up trying to understand it
just humour him
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:28, archived)
# Squirrels
with tits
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:32, archived)
#

(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:35, archived)
# Yeah they are all out
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:43, archived)
# HA HA
woo and hurrah
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:54, archived)
# The Dove from above!
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:45, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:33, archived)
# hahaha
click.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:48, archived)
#
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Sorry about earlier, I've just seen your post ;)

Therefore I shall be *clicking* this :D
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:30, archived)
# I forgave you almost immediately, however Jeremy is deffo not getting a Christmas card.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
:D
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:46, archived)
# :) hahahaha
*click*
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:43, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:04, archived)
[challenge entry] squirrel/check....history/check...:D/check

(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:17, archived)
# I love skipping squirrels...
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:19, archived)
# oo la la
Treasure Hunt Wench Skwirrel
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:19, archived)
# This confused me?
Is the bogy Heather McCartney's, because the legs appear to be on the wrong way?
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:22, archived)
# its an optical illusion :S
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:25, archived)
#
It's crap! Oh ok...
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:47, archived)
# la la oo
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:57, archived)
# Yeah, full marks
...hold on, where is his tail
;)
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:20, archived)
# He holdin onto it
with his right hand...
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:22, archived)
# I love you
That is all...
(after the *click* of course)

:D
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Ace!
Also - call 1634 suspicious men carrying a snake, Bolton #gmp24
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:24, archived)
# hahahaha
he looks so happy *click*
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:44, archived)
#
Is his other paw plying with his nuts?
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:46, archived)
# I like this/check !
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:56, archived)
# :DD
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:09, archived)
# I love you too
;)
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:10, archived)
# thanks :D
Love you TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO:D
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:17, archived)
# Hahahaha
wonderful
(, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 18:19, archived)

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