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# RAD!
(Fly Projector, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:47, archived)
# that squirrel has a docked tail
one of the older squirrels told him it'd make him cool.
he lied.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:49, archived)
# rad duuuuude
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:53, archived)
# Squee!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:59, archived)
# I've yet to see one stick the landing tho
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:01, archived)
# Gnarly !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:56, archived)
# hope he doesn't bail and bang his nuts
(JoePesky, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:59, archived)
# he wants to watch his nuts
on the crossbar
(duts Optimus whut?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:00, archived)
# In Iranian schools, Political Science and Physics 101 are taught together
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:36, archived)
# but it does relieve stress
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:38, archived)
# only on the education budget
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:39, archived)
# there is a logical yet evil way to cut the educational budget
kill the children.
won't somebody PLEASE think of the children?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:41, archived)
# Then what would we do with all the Madrassas?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:43, archived)
# turn them into brothels
it's my theory that islamic fundamentalists would be less likely to tiurn nasty if they got more sex
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:45, archived)
# religion is a bad influence that way
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:54, archived)
# that's why i'm an atheist
that and the whole not feeling guilty thing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:01, archived)
# *votes for Smash Monkey*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:01, archived)
# :)
how do, CM?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:02, archived)
# 'm alright, ta.
I seem to be neglecting b3ta in favour of the real world, lately. A sad state of affairs.

I like the idea of gnome day.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:40, archived)
# it's been rattling around my head for a few years now
i think gnome day 2 will have to be in the summer, it's a bugger getting gnomes in october
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:42, archived)
# to me to you to me to you
(JoePesky, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:39, archived)
# FREE THE CHUCKLE TWO!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:43, archived)
# Just read this on Wiki, made me LOL ROFL LMAO
"In April 2007, while on holiday on the Greek island of Kefalonia, Paul broke his nose and received cuts and bruises when he lost control of his motorbike after suddenly braking to avoid a shepherd and his flock of goats. British tourists who stopped at the accident, instead of helping him out, shouted out the Chuckle Brothers' catchphrase: "To me, to you."
(JoePesky, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:50, archived)
# hahahahaha!
serves them right!
EDIT: what was a shepherd doing with a flock of goats? surely that would make him a goatherd?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:51, archived)
# he was probably leading them to a mass P.A.G.A.N festival where goats get bummed by shepards
probably
(JoePesky, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:56, archived)
# at least somebody's getting sex
and severe lanolin allergies
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:03, archived)
# Swingers only ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:46, archived)
# and those just hanging around
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:58, archived)
# They like their fluff, those hardcore Iranians
I actually own one of these contraptions, except all the thread is wrong, and it all goes pair shaped after a few bounces
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:46, archived)
# i bought one years ago
on a cross-channel ferry. ten minutes after getting home, my then-boyfriend had managed to knot it together beyond all help, the fuckwit.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:48, archived)
# I trust you set fire to him
I'll be back in a sec
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:53, archived)
# no
but he set fire to my bin.
fuck, this wine is starting to kick in
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:54, archived)
# I am to wobbly tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:04, archived)
# wobbly is good
dizzy is better
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:05, archived)
# A gibbet?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:59, archived)
# don't you find them in chickens?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:02, archived)
# Thought it was pheasants that had to be hung for a while?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:24, archived)
# yes
but i don't like pheasant, too gamey
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:27, archived)
# It would be cannibalism
I hear you're always game.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:34, archived)
# pfff
not tonight, i'm full of wine
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:39, archived)
# Coq au vin?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:45, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:56, archived)
# Ooft!
Hull.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:00, archived)
# My best friends Mum is in hospital possibly dying, she was a good friend before alzheimer's got in
I'm having a Buffy night to try n take my mind off it but the episode where her Mum dies just came on.

I don't really know why I'm telling you all this but I'm not in the mood for death jokes.

/death rant

the older you get, the less you can enjoy horror...

:(

sorry for lack of humour
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:14, archived)
# tis a sad episode
hope your friend's mum pulls through
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:18, archived)
#
cheers.

i dunno why but I can't seem to turn it off...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:21, archived)
# the mind is a funny thing
we don't want to dwell on what upsets us, but we just have to. it's normal.
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:23, archived)
#
*drunk n crying like a baby here*

I think it's her time, has been for many months TBH, it may be a kindness, but it doesn't make it any easier.

:(

Thanks again for words of support but y'know, nothing can console you when it's not even your pain you're feeling...

Tho then again for all we know, years yet. In death life makes fools of us all.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:30, archived)
# true
no matter how much you prepare, you can never be really ready when it's not you. just trust in whatever gives you comfort and know that, whatever happens, the universe isn't getting any smaller. even if it's only as atoms, we all continue on our journey.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:36, archived)
# Or in the memory if those who survive,
tho we've been her memory for years. She's worked all her life to prepare for retirement than fate has taken away her mind and now possibly her life. So what was the fucking point!?

Is weird, we are helpless babies, we grow old, we become again those helpless babies we were at the most inappropriate time to be so.

And those that once were our babies become the parents.

Life is weird and hard to interpret in any way that makes it seem like there's any point to it once you get past any stage where there's any enjoyment in it.

I guess we just deal.

I guess I shouldn't be dealing with this on b3ta neither but things just welled up and I felt a need...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:47, archived)
# trying to make sense of it all is one of the hardest things
it seems pointless to us and maybe it is, but it's beyond our comprehension. if he is your best mate, take comfort in the fact that she at least knows she succeeded in raising her child well
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:51, archived)
# Love ya girl.
She was a wonderful person, even if she pulls thru that person left years ago.

He is a good man.

I gotta stop this, suddenly seems like I'm cheapening it, sorry.

Thankyou tho.

XXX
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:55, archived)
# no worries :)
try and get some sleep.
g'night hun xx
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:57, archived)
# Sorry, man.
My attitude to the whole death thing is to be glad of the time that you did have with that person. When my father died, I was shocked and grief-stricken, but glad that he'd gone before me; better that I should suffer the loss of my father than he should suffer the loss of his child. We can't live for ever, we have to take our turn then make way for the next generations. Sorry if this isn't helpful, it's just how I think about things.

Edit: also, put the booze down! It only makes things worse!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:47, archived)
# I know ir only makes things worse
but I'll sleep.

Cheers for the kind words, but I feel more and more false for sharing this.

I'll stop.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:54, archived)
[challenge entry] To nut or not to nut . . . that is the queastion ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:21, archived)
# whether 'tis nobler in the mind
to suffer the brazils and cashews of outrageous fortune
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:23, archived)
# Plus . . . one may sling all nuts !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:25, archived)
# his nuts are in a sling?
that explains the twitch
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:26, archived)
# In days of old when . . . well . . . you understand . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:28, archived)
# oh, i do
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:28, archived)
# That old chestnut....
The five knuckle dagger shuffle
(JoePesky, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:37, archived)
# I read that as . . . five knuckle dragger shuffle . . .
could be a new dants craze !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:44, archived)
# shake your booooty
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:38, archived)
# He did have many a nickname . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Protect the emperors nuts
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:04, archived)
# They are all in totally total totality agreement !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:06, archived)
# That you are nuts
:)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:18, archived)
# and way out of my tree !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:19, archived)
# tthe emperor can protect his own nuts!
he's rich, isn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:10, archived)
# nuts nuts nuts nuts nuts
nuts nuts nuts nuts
(herman:D, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:11, archived)
# Ca..caaa... cashew! *wipes nose*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:21, archived)
# Goesuntight !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:26, archived)
# but it loosens up after a while
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:28, archived)
# technicolour spangvision
Shock
click here for biggerer

lots more on flickr
(duts Optimus whut?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:51, archived)
# well, that's a fixer-upper
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:00, archived)
# lovely location though
(duts Optimus whut?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:02, archived)
# but what about the neighbours?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:09, archived)
# cunts
(duts Optimus whut?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:11, archived)
# play loud music all night
then get a dog and teach it to shit on their lawn. that'll teach 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:12, archived)
# I was going to invite them round for a glass of sherry but your plan sounds better
(there's nowhere to sit anyway...)
(duts Optimus whut?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:19, archived)
# i'd invite them for a glass of wine
but fuck them, i'm drinking it myself
*tops up glass*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:22, archived)
# I love the atmosphere to your pictures you are just too talented.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:03, archived)
# oh shush you!
*goes all girly*
(duts Optimus whut?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:05, archived)
# Plenty of light in this one for happy haunting hunting !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:05, archived)
# hindeed!
(duts Optimus whut?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:08, archived)
# :D
www.b3ta.com/board/10222311Image and video hosting by TinyPichttp://www.b3ta.com/board/10221906
(herman:D, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:09, archived)
# what the hellmans?
excellent use of slimer, 10/10
(duts Optimus whut?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:12, archived)
# this took far too long, yet still doesn't work
but you're having it anyway
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:34, archived)
# I can't let you Disco, Dave.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:36, archived)
# aahaha
i thought that also.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:37, archived)
# disco stu, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:38, archived)
# Well I like it
lots
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:39, archived)
# no you don't
you massive internet-based liar
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:41, archived)
# : (
tis teh truth I tell
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:16, archived)
# Me too.
I think it's the choice of colours that remind me of Monkey Dust.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:42, archived)
# oh yea, this ^
tis woo, i like it
(duts Optimus whut?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:44, archived)
# this is wonderrful
i don't know what its from, but great stuff, the blurring kind of reminds me of some manga film??
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:48, archived)
# it's a framegrab from near the end of 2001: a space odyssey
but i can see what you mean
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:50, archived)
# can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:51, archived)
# hahahaha
ho ho ho. Standard B3ta response makes me laugh when used correctly
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:01, archived)
[challenge entry] bejesus
(Testicles just for you, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:09, archived)
[challenge entry] This doesn't deserve a new thread so I'll pop it here
Hosted by imgur.com
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:12, archived)
# a cat?
winston catchill?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:17, archived)
# I can't draw squirrels it's a condition I was born with. I'm in a support group for it,
Citizens Unable to Natively Trace Squirrels
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:19, archived)
# You're off the lolwaki meter here
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:21, archived)
# SPPWCDS
Society for the Protection of People Who Can't Draw Squirrels.
(Testicles just for you, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:21, archived)
# Citizens Unable to Natively Trace Squirrels
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:21, archived)
# Henry?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:19, archived)
# You're
bonkers! Also a bit MAD! Imagine that.
(I helped save b3ta! industrial_bunny, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:45, archived)
[challenge entry] extract from public information leaflet 1978*


*WARNING: this post may contain mild crowbarring to fit compo brief, scenes of a squirrely nature and a strong scent of roasted pea
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:20, archived)
# everybody join in :)
www.b3ta.com/talk/6994656
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:25, archived)
# Good topical humourous comment. klicky licky
(I helped save b3ta! Traducer, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 10:14, archived)
[challenge entry] I thought they smelled bad on the nutside
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:04, archived)
# Brilliant
Spot this: www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/features/2010/10/the-making-of-the-empire-strikes-back-201010?currentPage=2
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:07, archived)
# Where am I?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:32, archived)
# Thing. Of. Beauty! Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:09, archived)
# Cheers
I chuffing love Ray!
"Sorry, I don't agree, I believe you are the one who is about to die."
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:17, archived)
# I assume this a star wars reference
Regardless it's well done and I give it my approval as it's fecking ace
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:14, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:20, archived)
# Fear not I have sent myself a Gaz about how outraged I am
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:02, archived)
# haha I shouldn't laugh as apparently I'm a rum sort!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:04, archived)
# I was surprised a pic like yours receives hate mail and many others are let slip
guess Jeremy kyle is popular among Mail readers
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:08, archived)
# Hahaha
What planet was that guy from?

Or even the Oort cloud
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:11, archived)
# You've let b3ta down, you've let your family down, but most of all you've let yourself down.
PFFT! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:11, archived)
# I let my tyres down too, what am I like!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:13, archived)
# In all seriousness, I hope that idiot hasn't made you feel in any way deflated.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:17, archived)
# hahaha
stop this wussyness. Of course she's ok.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:19, archived)
# Of course, I just saw an opportunity for another pun ;)
I couldn't resist!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:20, archived)
# I was surprised to learn of this just a short while ago
after finishing work and was a little shocked that he could not just let the issue drop. But I'm very moved with the emails of support and the response people gave this idiot. I tried not to feed this troll and gave a measured response to his provokative gazzes but he's clearly out of control.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:24, archived)
# If I ever meet him in person
I'll tattoo a cdc on his forehead just for you . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:04, archived)
# Thank you Dave and don't forget to tattoo a pun on his bum.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:13, archived)
# what have i missed?
is this some sort of campaign against you?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:13, archived)
# Some troll wants me to remove my kyle/oddjob fp
and posted the gazzes he sent me on /board
www.b3ta.com/board/10222178
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:14, archived)
# is there a linky to this?
as i've been away for a few days.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:19, archived)
# gah!
you ninja'd
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:20, archived)
# not really a campaign more one trolls crusade against humour
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:14, archived)
# A regular doing the 'comedy account' thing
and picking on our lovely Maiden earlier

It might have been vaguely amusing, except they included some quite repugnant footage of someone having their head sawn off
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:17, archived)
# rum sort?
what does that mean?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:15, archived)
# Give me some rum and you'll find out ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:16, archived)
# Cor!
*runs to off license*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:19, archived)
# that's one razor sharp envelope.
but i for one approve of cutting that cunts head off.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:12, archived)
# OUTRAGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahaha I changed my username earlier because of it.

I hope we can be b3ta friends after that argument with prodge, we have made up;
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:14, archived)
#
I'm not the sort to hold a grudge
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:16, archived)
#
xxxxx
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:18, archived)
# YOU'RE ALL CUNTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:21, archived)
# I AM A CUNT !! !!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:24, archived)
# Then...in that case...
would you mind terribly if I bumped my ugly bit into you for a while?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:27, archived)
# yes :D
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Farting_Dolphin
(herman:D, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:21, archived)
# PARP!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 21:53, archived)
# haha :D
SCIENCE
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 21:58, archived)
# hahah:D
(herman:D, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:22, archived)
# No wonder he's so slow
(Testicles just for you, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 21:33, archived)
# That or he's old & overrated ;)
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 21:36, archived)
# LOLDRUGZ
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 21:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 21:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 21:14, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 21:16, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 21:49, archived)
# aahhahahaha
click :D I have some uneven jenga, what a copout!!! the wooden blocks are different widths.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 21:16, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 21:28, archived)
# difficulty: expert
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 21:39, archived)
# Watch where you poke that finger!
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 21:29, archived)
# pussy!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:06, archived)
# Now you're just tempting me to try this
I'm going to need more cats.
(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 21:31, archived)
# Love you man
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Knutty Ash :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 21:02, archived)
# FUCK!!
:o
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 21:03, archived)
# Arrgh kill it with flaming shitty tax returns!
superb work as if I actually need to say that ;) *click*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 21:03, archived)
# HAHA...he should have sent a pic of a spider and valued it at said amount
...old classic:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 21:09, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 21:09, archived)
# shoots it with a shotgun
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 21:04, archived)
# The dummy's lips are moving !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 21:05, archived)
# hahahaha "happiness... happiness..."
(Testicles just for you, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 21:08, archived)
# ur ur ur FUUUUUCK
ur ur ur FUUUUUCK
ur ur ur FUUUUUCK
ur ur ur FUUUUUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 21:08, archived)
# arhgghhghghgg
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 21:19, archived)
#
great :)
(Wrighty, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 21:29, archived)
# Win
Totally demented you star
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 21:42, archived)
# Hahaha
FUCK:D
(herman:D, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:01, archived)
# You know, when you get this good I think therapy is mandatory.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:01, archived)
# AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I seem to be seeing something terifying
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:07, archived)
# fuckalorum!
(duts Optimus whut?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:00, archived)
# burn it.
oh, and knotty ash while you're at it.
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 20:26, archived)
# I can only apologise for this
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:34, archived)
#
Hosted by imgur.com
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:36, archived)
# Wow what woosome woo!
Wasn't warranted, wery welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:38, archived)
# It's both a Woo & a BRA-vo :)
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:38, archived)
# woobies
O_O
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:43, archived)
# hehehe :)
I will now hear this every time I hear the song
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:38, archived)
# I've had it stuck in my head about a week
Ever since my kids were listening to it on a CBBC show. I hoped to exorcise it by doing this picture - but it never helped with any of the others...

(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:43, archived)
# It never works, I now have can of felix going around and around my head along with bush push
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:08, archived)
# I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:44, archived)
# haha and spang :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:45, archived)
# Just cos...


RIS
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:25, archived)
# narrrr narrrr narrrrr *slam*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:26, archived)
# arff!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:35, archived)
# Hee hee!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:41, archived)
# jebus
those are scary teeth! how can anyone look like that these days - well without the help of photoshop :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 21:23, archived)
# 3 words
English Dental Charges.

Hell if I could ever have afforded it I'd have had mine fixed, but I could easily get my whole body modded for less money, and with more guarantees.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Serial Squirrels.......
(Moravian1297 Nip, Nap........Shite!, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:18, archived)
# RIP ISPWICH PROSTUTES 4EVAR IN ARE HARTS
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:23, archived)
# Bastard! My father was murdered when he was working as a prostitute!!!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:41, archived)
# Well, My father was a prostitute-killer, you insensitive fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:43, archived)
# Fuck you all you insensitive fucks
I'm off out to peddle my ass -- sorry, to have a few drinks in town
Night all!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:47, archived)
# :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:06, archived)
# the evil blue eyes and the prostitute in the shadows
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:24, archived)
# It was the seductive and irresistible allure of that Sciuridae tail beneath the cloak of velvet
that draw his victims so willingly to their doom
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:27, archived)
# What has one nut
and fucks women?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:31, archived)
# one nut?
one ball, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:39, archived)
#

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:16, archived)
# I have no idea what is going on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:55, archived)
# He had at least two mobile phones,
and a water melon hidden in his mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 21:38, archived)
# Dentures, methinks
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:21, archived)
[challenge entry] I see the French are rioting again
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:15, archived)
# Very nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:28, archived)
# the main clue is the filename
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:32, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:29, archived)
# hahahahahaha
jedi cunts !
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:30, archived)
# haha I want to see the original of that horse video
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:50, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:19, archived)

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