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# RAD!
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:47, archived)
# that squirrel has a docked tail
one of the older squirrels told him it'd make him cool.
he lied.
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:49, archived)
# rad duuuuude
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:53, archived)
# Squee!
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:59, archived)
# I've yet to see one stick the landing tho
(, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:01, archived)
# Gnarly !
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:56, archived)
# hope he doesn't bail and bang his nuts
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:59, archived)
# he wants to watch his nuts
on the crossbar
(, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:00, archived)
# In Iranian schools, Political Science and Physics 101 are taught together
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:36, archived)
# but it does relieve stress
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:38, archived)
# only on the education budget
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:39, archived)
# there is a logical yet evil way to cut the educational budget
kill the children.
won't somebody PLEASE think of the children?
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:41, archived)
# Then what would we do with all the Madrassas?
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:43, archived)
# turn them into brothels
it's my theory that islamic fundamentalists would be less likely to tiurn nasty if they got more sex
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:45, archived)
# religion is a bad influence that way
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:54, archived)
# that's why i'm an atheist
that and the whole not feeling guilty thing
(, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:01, archived)
# *votes for Smash Monkey*
(, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:01, archived)
# :)
how do, CM?
(, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:02, archived)
# 'm alright, ta.
I seem to be neglecting b3ta in favour of the real world, lately. A sad state of affairs.

I like the idea of gnome day.
(, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:40, archived)
# it's been rattling around my head for a few years now
i think gnome day 2 will have to be in the summer, it's a bugger getting gnomes in october
(, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:42, archived)
# to me to you to me to you
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:39, archived)
# FREE THE CHUCKLE TWO!
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:43, archived)
# Just read this on Wiki, made me LOL ROFL LMAO
"In April 2007, while on holiday on the Greek island of Kefalonia, Paul broke his nose and received cuts and bruises when he lost control of his motorbike after suddenly braking to avoid a shepherd and his flock of goats. British tourists who stopped at the accident, instead of helping him out, shouted out the Chuckle Brothers' catchphrase: "To me, to you."
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:50, archived)
# hahahahaha!
serves them right!
EDIT: what was a shepherd doing with a flock of goats? surely that would make him a goatherd?
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:51, archived)
# he was probably leading them to a mass P.A.G.A.N festival where goats get bummed by shepards
probably
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:56, archived)
# at least somebody's getting sex
and severe lanolin allergies
(, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:03, archived)
# Swingers only ?
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:46, archived)
# and those just hanging around
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:58, archived)
# They like their fluff, those hardcore Iranians
I actually own one of these contraptions, except all the thread is wrong, and it all goes pair shaped after a few bounces
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:46, archived)
# i bought one years ago
on a cross-channel ferry. ten minutes after getting home, my then-boyfriend had managed to knot it together beyond all help, the fuckwit.
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:48, archived)
# I trust you set fire to him
I'll be back in a sec
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:53, archived)
# no
but he set fire to my bin.
fuck, this wine is starting to kick in
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:54, archived)
# I am to wobbly tonight
(, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:04, archived)
# wobbly is good
dizzy is better
(, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:05, archived)
# A gibbet?
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:59, archived)
# don't you find them in chickens?
(, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:02, archived)
# Thought it was pheasants that had to be hung for a while?
(, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:24, archived)
# yes
but i don't like pheasant, too gamey
(, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:27, archived)
# It would be cannibalism
I hear you're always game.
(, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:34, archived)
# pfff
not tonight, i'm full of wine
(, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:39, archived)
# Coq au vin?
(, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:45, archived)
# pfff
(, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:56, archived)
# Ooft!
Hull.
(, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:00, archived)
# My best friends Mum is in hospital possibly dying, she was a good friend before alzheimer's got in
I'm having a Buffy night to try n take my mind off it but the episode where her Mum dies just came on.

I don't really know why I'm telling you all this but I'm not in the mood for death jokes.

/death rant

the older you get, the less you can enjoy horror...

:(

sorry for lack of humour
(, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:14, archived)
# tis a sad episode
hope your friend's mum pulls through
(, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:18, archived)
#
cheers.

i dunno why but I can't seem to turn it off...
(, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:21, archived)
# the mind is a funny thing
we don't want to dwell on what upsets us, but we just have to. it's normal.
*hugs*
(, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:23, archived)
#
*drunk n crying like a baby here*

I think it's her time, has been for many months TBH, it may be a kindness, but it doesn't make it any easier.

:(

Thanks again for words of support but y'know, nothing can console you when it's not even your pain you're feeling...

Tho then again for all we know, years yet. In death life makes fools of us all.
(, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:30, archived)
# true
no matter how much you prepare, you can never be really ready when it's not you. just trust in whatever gives you comfort and know that, whatever happens, the universe isn't getting any smaller. even if it's only as atoms, we all continue on our journey.
(, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:36, archived)
# Or in the memory if those who survive,
tho we've been her memory for years. She's worked all her life to prepare for retirement than fate has taken away her mind and now possibly her life. So what was the fucking point!?

Is weird, we are helpless babies, we grow old, we become again those helpless babies we were at the most inappropriate time to be so.

And those that once were our babies become the parents.

Life is weird and hard to interpret in any way that makes it seem like there's any point to it once you get past any stage where there's any enjoyment in it.

I guess we just deal.

I guess I shouldn't be dealing with this on b3ta neither but things just welled up and I felt a need...
(, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:47, archived)
# trying to make sense of it all is one of the hardest things
it seems pointless to us and maybe it is, but it's beyond our comprehension. if he is your best mate, take comfort in the fact that she at least knows she succeeded in raising her child well
(, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:51, archived)
# Love ya girl.
She was a wonderful person, even if she pulls thru that person left years ago.

He is a good man.

I gotta stop this, suddenly seems like I'm cheapening it, sorry.

Thankyou tho.

XXX
(, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:55, archived)
# no worries :)
try and get some sleep.
g'night hun xx
(, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:57, archived)
# Sorry, man.
My attitude to the whole death thing is to be glad of the time that you did have with that person. When my father died, I was shocked and grief-stricken, but glad that he'd gone before me; better that I should suffer the loss of my father than he should suffer the loss of his child. We can't live for ever, we have to take our turn then make way for the next generations. Sorry if this isn't helpful, it's just how I think about things.

Edit: also, put the booze down! It only makes things worse!
(, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:47, archived)
# I know ir only makes things worse
but I'll sleep.

Cheers for the kind words, but I feel more and more false for sharing this.

I'll stop.
(, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 0:54, archived)
[challenge entry] To nut or not to nut . . . that is the queastion ?
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:21, archived)
# whether 'tis nobler in the mind
to suffer the brazils and cashews of outrageous fortune
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:23, archived)
# Plus . . . one may sling all nuts !
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:25, archived)
# his nuts are in a sling?
that explains the twitch
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:26, archived)
# In days of old when . . . well . . . you understand . . .
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:28, archived)
# oh, i do
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:28, archived)
# That old chestnut....
The five knuckle dagger shuffle
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:37, archived)
# I read that as . . . five knuckle dragger shuffle . . .
could be a new dants craze !
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:44, archived)
# shake your booooty
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:38, archived)
# He did have many a nickname . . .
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Protect the emperors nuts
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:04, archived)
# They are all in totally total totality agreement !
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:06, archived)
# That you are nuts
:)
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:18, archived)
# and way out of my tree !
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:19, archived)
# tthe emperor can protect his own nuts!
he's rich, isn't he?
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:10, archived)
# nuts nuts nuts nuts nuts
nuts nuts nuts nuts
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:11, archived)
# Ca..caaa... cashew! *wipes nose*
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:21, archived)
# Goesuntight !
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:26, archived)
# but it loosens up after a while
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:28, archived)
# technicolour spangvision
Shock
click here for biggerer

lots more on flickr
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:51, archived)
# well, that's a fixer-upper
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:00, archived)
# lovely location though
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:02, archived)
# but what about the neighbours?
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:09, archived)
# cunts
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:11, archived)
# play loud music all night
then get a dog and teach it to shit on their lawn. that'll teach 'em.
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:12, archived)
# I was going to invite them round for a glass of sherry but your plan sounds better
(there's nowhere to sit anyway...)
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:19, archived)
# i'd invite them for a glass of wine
but fuck them, i'm drinking it myself
*tops up glass*
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:22, archived)
# I love the atmosphere to your pictures you are just too talented.
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:03, archived)
# oh shush you!
*goes all girly*
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:05, archived)
# Plenty of light in this one for happy haunting hunting !
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:05, archived)
# hindeed!
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:08, archived)
# :D
www.b3ta.com/board/10222311Image and video hosting by TinyPichttp://www.b3ta.com/board/10221906
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:09, archived)
# what the hellmans?
excellent use of slimer, 10/10
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:12, archived)
# this took far too long, yet still doesn't work
but you're having it anyway
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:34, archived)
# I can't let you Disco, Dave.
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:36, archived)
# aahaha
i thought that also.
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:37, archived)
# disco stu, surely?
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:38, archived)
# Well I like it
lots
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:39, archived)
# no you don't
you massive internet-based liar
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:41, archived)
# : (
tis teh truth I tell
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:16, archived)
# Me too.
I think it's the choice of colours that remind me of Monkey Dust.
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:42, archived)
# oh yea, this ^
tis woo, i like it
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:44, archived)
# this is wonderrful
i don't know what its from, but great stuff, the blurring kind of reminds me of some manga film??
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:48, archived)
# it's a framegrab from near the end of 2001: a space odyssey
but i can see what you mean
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:50, archived)
# can it be milked?
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:51, archived)
# hahahaha
ho ho ho. Standard B3ta response makes me laugh when used correctly
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:01, archived)
[challenge entry] bejesus
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:09, archived)
[challenge entry] This doesn't deserve a new thread so I'll pop it here
Hosted by imgur.com
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:12, archived)
# a cat?
winston catchill?
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:17, archived)
# I can't draw squirrels it's a condition I was born with. I'm in a support group for it,
Citizens Unable to Natively Trace Squirrels
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:19, archived)
# You're off the lolwaki meter here
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:21, archived)
# SPPWCDS
Society for the Protection of People Who Can't Draw Squirrels.
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:21, archived)
# Citizens Unable to Natively Trace Squirrels
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:21, archived)
# Henry?
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:19, archived)
# You're
bonkers! Also a bit MAD! Imagine that.
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:45, archived)
[challenge entry] extract from public information leaflet 1978*


*WARNING: this post may contain mild crowbarring to fit compo brief, scenes of a squirrely nature and a strong scent of roasted pea
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:20, archived)
# everybody join in :)
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:25, archived)
# Good topical humourous comment. klicky licky
(, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 10:14, archived)
[challenge entry] I thought they smelled bad on the nutside
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:04, archived)
# Brilliant
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:07, archived)
# Where am I?
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:32, archived)
# Thing. Of. Beauty! Woo!

(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:09, archived)
# Cheers
I chuffing love Ray!
"Sorry, I don't agree, I believe you are the one who is about to die."
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:17, archived)
# I assume this a star wars reference
Regardless it's well done and I give it my approval as it's fecking ace
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:14, archived)
# :DD
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:20, archived)
# Fear not I have sent myself a Gaz about how outraged I am
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:02, archived)
# haha I shouldn't laugh as apparently I'm a rum sort!
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:04, archived)
# I was surprised a pic like yours receives hate mail and many others are let slip
guess Jeremy kyle is popular among Mail readers
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:08, archived)
# Hahaha
What planet was that guy from?

Or even the Oort cloud
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:11, archived)
# You've let b3ta down, you've let your family down, but most of all you've let yourself down.
PFFT! ;)
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:11, archived)
# I let my tyres down too, what am I like!
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:13, archived)
# In all seriousness, I hope that idiot hasn't made you feel in any way deflated.
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:17, archived)
# hahaha
stop this wussyness. Of course she's ok.
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:19, archived)
# Of course, I just saw an opportunity for another pun ;)
I couldn't resist!
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:20, archived)
# I was surprised to learn of this just a short while ago
after finishing work and was a little shocked that he could not just let the issue drop. But I'm very moved with the emails of support and the response people gave this idiot. I tried not to feed this troll and gave a measured response to his provokative gazzes but he's clearly out of control.
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:24, archived)
# If I ever meet him in person
I'll tattoo a cdc on his forehead just for you . . .


(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:04, archived)
# Thank you Dave and don't forget to tattoo a pun on his bum.
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:13, archived)
# what have i missed?
is this some sort of campaign against you?
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:13, archived)
# Some troll wants me to remove my kyle/oddjob fp
and posted the gazzes he sent me on /board
www.b3ta.com/board/10222178
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:14, archived)
# is there a linky to this?
as i've been away for a few days.
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:19, archived)
# gah!
you ninja'd
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:20, archived)
# not really a campaign more one trolls crusade against humour
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:14, archived)
# A regular doing the 'comedy account' thing
and picking on our lovely Maiden earlier

It might have been vaguely amusing, except they included some quite repugnant footage of someone having their head sawn off
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:17, archived)
# rum sort?
what does that mean?
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:15, archived)
# Give me some rum and you'll find out ;)
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:16, archived)
# Cor!
*runs to off license*
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:19, archived)
# that's one razor sharp envelope.
but i for one approve of cutting that cunts head off.
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:12, archived)
# OUTRAGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahaha I changed my username earlier because of it.

I hope we can be b3ta friends after that argument with prodge, we have made up;
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:14, archived)
#
I'm not the sort to hold a grudge
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:16, archived)
#
xxxxx
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:18, archived)
# YOU'RE ALL CUNTS!
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:21, archived)
# I AM A CUNT !! !!
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:24, archived)
# Then...in that case...
would you mind terribly if I bumped my ugly bit into you for a while?
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:27, archived)
# yes :D
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Farting_Dolphin
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:21, archived)
# PARP!
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 21:53, archived)
# haha :D
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 21:58, archived)
# hahah:D
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:22, archived)
# No wonder he's so slow
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 21:33, archived)
# That or he's old & overrated ;)
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 21:36, archived)
# LOLDRUGZ
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 21:51, archived)
#
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 21:09, archived)
#
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 21:14, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 21:16, archived)
# Haha!
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 21:49, archived)
# aahhahahaha
click :D I have some uneven jenga, what a copout!!! the wooden blocks are different widths.
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 21:16, archived)
# \o/
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 21:28, archived)
# difficulty: expert
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 21:39, archived)
# Watch where you poke that finger!
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 21:29, archived)
# pussy!
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:06, archived)
# Now you're just tempting me to try this
I'm going to need more cats.
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 21:31, archived)
# Love you man
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Knutty Ash :D
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 21:02, archived)
# FUCK!!
:o
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 21:03, archived)
# Arrgh kill it with flaming shitty tax returns!
superb work as if I actually need to say that ;) *click*
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 21:03, archived)
# HAHA...he should have sent a pic of a spider and valued it at said amount
...old classic:D
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 21:09, archived)
# haha :D
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 21:09, archived)
# shoots it with a shotgun
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 21:04, archived)
# The dummy's lips are moving !
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 21:05, archived)
# hahahaha "happiness... happiness..."
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 21:08, archived)
# ur ur ur FUUUUUCK
ur ur ur FUUUUUCK
ur ur ur FUUUUUCK
ur ur ur FUUUUUCK
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 21:08, archived)
# arhgghhghghgg
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 21:19, archived)
#
great :)
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 21:29, archived)
# Win
Totally demented you star
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 21:42, archived)
# Hahaha
FUCK:D
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:01, archived)
# You know, when you get this good I think therapy is mandatory.
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:01, archived)
# AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I seem to be seeing something terifying
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:07, archived)
# fuckalorum!
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 23:00, archived)
# burn it.
oh, and knotty ash while you're at it.
(, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 20:26, archived)
# I can only apologise for this
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:34, archived)
#
Hosted by imgur.com
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:36, archived)
# Wow what woosome woo!
Wasn't warranted, wery welcome.
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:38, archived)
# It's both a Woo & a BRA-vo :)
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:38, archived)
#
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:38, archived)
# woobies
O_O
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:43, archived)
# hehehe :)
I will now hear this every time I hear the song
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:38, archived)
# I've had it stuck in my head about a week
Ever since my kids were listening to it on a CBBC show. I hoped to exorcise it by doing this picture - but it never helped with any of the others...

(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:43, archived)
# It never works, I now have can of felix going around and around my head along with bush push
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:46, archived)
#
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:08, archived)
# I like this!
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:44, archived)
# haha and spang :D
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:45, archived)
# Just cos...
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:25, archived)
# narrrr narrrr narrrrr *slam*
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:26, archived)
# arff!
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:35, archived)
# Hee hee!
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:41, archived)
# jebus
those are scary teeth! how can anyone look like that these days - well without the help of photoshop :D
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 21:23, archived)
# 3 words
English Dental Charges.

Hell if I could ever have afforded it I'd have had mine fixed, but I could easily get my whole body modded for less money, and with more guarantees.
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Serial Squirrels.......
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:18, archived)
# RIP ISPWICH PROSTUTES 4EVAR IN ARE HARTS
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:23, archived)
# Bastard! My father was murdered when he was working as a prostitute!!!
:(
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:41, archived)
# Well, My father was a prostitute-killer, you insensitive fuck!
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:43, archived)
# Fuck you all you insensitive fucks
I'm off out to peddle my ass -- sorry, to have a few drinks in town
Night all!
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:47, archived)
# :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:06, archived)
# the evil blue eyes and the prostitute in the shadows
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:24, archived)
# It was the seductive and irresistible allure of that Sciuridae tail beneath the cloak of velvet
that draw his victims so willingly to their doom
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:27, archived)
# What has one nut
and fucks women?
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:31, archived)
# one nut?
one ball, surely?
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:39, archived)
#

(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:16, archived)
# I have no idea what is going on here.
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:55, archived)
# He had at least two mobile phones,
and a water melon hidden in his mouth
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 21:38, archived)
# Dentures, methinks
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 22:21, archived)
[challenge entry] I see the French are rioting again
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:15, archived)
# Very nicely done
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:28, archived)
# the main clue is the filename
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:32, archived)
#
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:29, archived)
# hahahahahaha
jedi cunts !
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:30, archived)
# haha I want to see the original of that horse video
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:50, archived)
# hahaha :D
(, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:19, archived)

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