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# Chewie? It's his night off.
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:16, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha

I WILL post a picture with every new thread!
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:18, archived)
# ...

(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:36, archived)
# Ahahahah.
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:20, archived)
# I luke this!
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:22, archived)
# hahaha!
Like all the best 'uns, I'm amazed it's not bindun.
Nifty work.
FP it etc
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:23, archived)
# different take...
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:17, archived)
# Don't let his air out . . . STRIKER !
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:30, archived)
# That's no moon etc...
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:34, archived)
# hahahaha
He picked the wrong day to stop using the force.
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:57, archived)
# very good
classy :D
click!
(, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:17, archived)
# inSain burys


Yes, I did resize the logo with MSPaint. I am so sorry.
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:11, archived)
# bigger
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:13, archived)
# Seriously
Who has a monitor so small or internet so shit that they can't handle 703x536 in 274KB?
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:15, archived)
# Sorry, can't read your response......
Please make BIGGAR!
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:18, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:18, archived)
# Me, on call and only got 3G on a mobile.
next question?
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:55, archived)
# Who?
Those of us who read B3TA on their little EEE PC whilst sitting on the sofa.

All done. Move along.
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:27, archived)
# Hahaha
This is in MoRISsons
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:13, archived)
# *Spangs*
:-D all the same.
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:15, archived)
# Shortbread?
I don't get it.
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:17, archived)
# Nice
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:22, archived)
# Any 90s music fans in tonight?
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:00, archived)
# Green girl in the isle tra la la la la...
No that's not 90's :(
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:04, archived)
# haha
I get it.
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:07, archived)
# Captain Kirk's had her.
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:08, archived)
# GREEN UP ON AISLE NINE !
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:09, archived)
#
Is the one on the right Sandi Toksvig?
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:10, archived)
# Needs more Henri Winterman's cigars
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:14, archived)
# But what is her name?
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 1:38, archived)
# I wondered where BT got their inspiration from for their latest ad...
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:56, archived)
# And in other news!
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:00, archived)
#
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:05, archived)
# Why do the people in that advert not flee for their lives?
Does BT often detonate fibre-optic bombs in space? It seems a strange way of laying cables (fnar etc).

Have a BT related pea:
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:06, archived)
# Yes, BT detonate a fibre-optic bomb in space every day.
It's that bright yellow thing in the sky that rudely wakes us up every sodding day and doesn't let up 'til early evening.

That's what my nan told me, anyway.
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:21, archived)
# Your nan is very wise.
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:27, archived)
# Was.
She was out in the garden one day, and bastard BT's fibre-optic bomb took her untimely.
Definitely not dad with a clawhammer. No.
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:31, archived)
# Have a click
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:10, archived)
# I don't understand this, but still think that it is excellent
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:19, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 3:11, archived)
# Even the aminals love it...
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:43, archived)
# Dirty panda
Nicely done
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:46, archived)
# Reckon the scent of processed bamboo pleases it . . .
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:54, archived)
# full-on tee hee :D
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:58, archived)
# Parp!
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:59, archived)
# the streets are safe now
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:23, archived)
# Oh my lord above
THAT is fuckin' brilliant :D
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:25, archived)
# ^
"Jeez, he's fucked up!" :D
An FP if there's any justice
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:27, archived)
# Domocop has and gives full protection !
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:25, archived)
# Dead or alive, you're coming with meme!
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:27, archived)
# Hahaha,
yes!
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:27, archived)
# shoot em up :DD
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:28, archived)
# "Stay out of trouble."
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:30, archived)
# *wow wa wee wah*
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:32, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:35, archived)
# Blam blam k'paw zing!
And nice taggage
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:36, archived)
# lmao!!
ha ha ha, awesome , really awesome ha ha ha
clicks!
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:39, archived)
# wicked an' ting !
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:41, archived)
# Noice! Clickage!
/Woo
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:44, archived)
# How many times have you won the internets now?
I have lost count!

WYHP!
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:47, archived)
# That's Hatstandic!
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:57, archived)
# YES
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:53, archived)
# oh my
that is splendid
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:58, archived)
# Once again I cannot fault you!
*Superb* *Clicks*

:D
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Nappy The Nut Stasher
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:22, archived)
# whoops!!!
...sat on your nuts there....:D
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:24, archived)
# ^ this hahaha
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:25, archived)
# That's OK . . . they're already cracked !
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:26, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Happy to see me is he?
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:26, archived)
# Been storin' it up like forevaaaaaaaaar !
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:27, archived)
# big boy :D
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:26, archived)
# With a big toy !
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:28, archived)
# Leave 'em alone of you'll go blind!
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:28, archived)
# He thinks it's worth the pleasure !
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:35, archived)
# Saxy!
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:29, archived)
# Comp it comp it
That is from 22nd May 1974. A very important day in squirrel history! ;)
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:32, archived)
# Sure...make me look bad in front of the higher ranks.
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:34, archived)
# Yakkity Nuts !
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:36, archived)
# NUT DEEP!
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:33, archived)
# DEEP IN THE HEART OF NUTNESS
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:37, archived)
# lol
I knew it!!! ha ha I KNEW IT!
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:40, archived)
# Gotta keep his nuts warm !
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:45, archived)
# Hoverboard didn't really work!

HERMAN, no cock to be added flappin' over his face as he passes under!!! :D
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:04, archived)
# hahah
herman draw a cock on it now
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:06, archived)
# 15 mins and counting!
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:07, archived)
# Had to do it! :(
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:12, archived)
# It's everything I'd hoped for and more!
*sheds a tear*
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:13, archived)
# Yes Hahaha:D
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:13, archived)
# This is why Al Gore invented the interwebs!
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:15, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:16, archived)
# is it cock time :D
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:19, archived)
# Hahaha must be...
Ok, everyone get ya cock's out!
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:23, archived)
#
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:24, archived)
# Herman...
That fucking rules!!!
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:26, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That made me cry!!!

Edit: LOL! That is so so funny
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:27, archived)
#
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:32, archived)
#
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:37, archived)
# metronob!
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:38, archived)
# Hahahaha!!!!
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:30, archived)
#
I might have to redo some of these


(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:26, archived)
# yay! cock tiem!

(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:41, archived)
# FUCK AROUND!
HAHAHAHAHA
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:42, archived)
# hahahahaha
a mighty classic...I hope Branson gets to see this :D
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:11, archived)
# Oh, I do declare that a refinement has appeared ... :)
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:28, archived)
# Maybe!
:)
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:29, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Come on Herman, you know you want to.
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:09, archived)
# probably already workin' on it
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:11, archived)
# No :D
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:14, archived)
# hahahaha .......................... FP reckon
Herman B& lol :D
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:10, archived)
# The Trek Hop . . . could be the start of a new dants crze !
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:13, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:13, archived)
# ;D
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:15, archived)
# Hahaha wonderful :)
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:20, archived)
# I'm back on the Pedobear wagon- Julianna Rose Mauriello
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 21:50, archived)
# erm b3ta is not 4chan
post 4chan stuff at 4chan , k?
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 21:53, archived)
# what's pedobear?
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:01, archived)
# Ped-o-bear
It's a grizzly that encourages walking as a simple exercise for the elderly. Not to be confused with the Coca-Cola polar bears.
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:09, archived)
# Ped O'Bear
An Irish foot bear.
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:11, archived)
# It's like a Fox's glacier mint and a Wurthers original rolled into one
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:16, archived)
# It's an Amerish version of Paedobear
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:21, archived)
# because pedophilia
is hilarious.
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:08, archived)
# prefer Domo
:D
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:12, archived)
#
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 21:35, archived)
# Those zoo running bastards!
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 21:36, archived)
# color in picture :D
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 21:44, archived)
# No there isn't!
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 21:46, archived)
# I would..
but I've eaten all me crayons
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 21:47, archived)
# Needs more colour
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 21:51, archived)
# One magenta cock...coming up*
*not really
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 21:51, archived)
# :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:10, archived)
# Giraffe to the rescue!
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 21:46, archived)
# workhorse of the serengeti
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 21:50, archived)
# Hunting for bears
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 21:10, archived)
# i like that
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 21:11, archived)
# veh cool like
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 21:12, archived)
# lovely!
s'like a cave painting but on paper. Paper cave.
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 21:15, archived)
# I like this....
Full of energy..
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 21:16, archived)
# Amazing
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 21:20, archived)
# Wow!
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 21:21, archived)
# guy with the bow at the top doin'it wrong
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 21:22, archived)
# Bless
His heart's in the right place though
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 21:25, archived)
# It's just an optical illusion.....
Getting ready for your challenge...!!
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 21:29, archived)
# I doubt it'll get approval...
not much scope for humour
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 21:50, archived)
# Poor bear :(
Have a click.
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 21:28, archived)
# I like this!
click
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 21:29, archived)
# V nice:D
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 21:36, archived)
# Fuckin' stick people! Leave him alone!
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 21:52, archived)
# He's turning round to tell 'em all to piss off.
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:36, archived)
# Evenings all

Ho ho, this could go on for ever ... please christ no
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 20:58, archived)
# "Not everybody is perfect, and I don't think we should be looking for perfect people"
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 21:06, archived)
# Would.
Or, indeed, have. Twice.
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 21:13, archived)
# Bourne on the April wind.......
Arf ....
Edit...... I just googled and found I'd remembered wrong, it was..
It passed like an Ipril dye....
20 years since I read it..
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 21:07, archived)
# a teddy bear nailed to a wall in a cancer hospital and other things I found today
Beardom
get massive

loads more on flickr
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 20:21, archived)
# Like it.
The one you posted very early this morning was fantastic :D
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 20:25, archived)
# cheers frog, yea had few cheroots last night ha
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 20:31, archived)
# I do like your pictures......
Although I am really glad that I don't live near you and have cancer or maddness if these are typical of the state of the hospitals near you.....
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 20:52, archived)
# Keep your Teddy Bear and nails in seperate rooms
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 20:57, archived)
# and other NHS directives
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 20:58, archived)
# That's what the psychiatrist kept advising me to do......
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 21:01, archived)
# I like this
Might if I drop this here?

(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 20:54, archived)
# Owww and cor......
I do like this......
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 20:55, archived)
# me too
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:42, archived)
# no I don't mind because it is wicked
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 20:57, archived)
# This is rather excellent.
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 20:59, archived)
# Ooooh very nice
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 20:59, archived)
# That is bloody great
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 21:01, archived)
# Splendid!
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 21:04, archived)
# Thanks all
I wasn't that happy with it, but I'm pleasantly surprised you all like it.
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 21:17, archived)
# Best of the day, dude.
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 21:21, archived)
# Cheers!
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 21:35, archived)
# This is WOO:D
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 21:38, archived)
# Hooo hooo hooo!
*click*
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 21:45, archived)
# I 'love' this
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 21:46, archived)
#
Hah! Very nice!
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 21:58, archived)
# The joke's on him !
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:46, archived)
# best healthcare in the world......:)

(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 21:01, archived)
# MY DAD ETC ETC YOU INSENSITIVE and so on
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 21:31, archived)
# my mum
;D
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 21:39, archived)
# DEATH TO HDR!
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 21:04, archived)
# suck my dynamic range ;)
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 21:08, archived)
# Damn right, I hate keep being told how inadequate my eyes are!
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 21:58, archived)
# Teddy's hangout is al to himself now !
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:49, archived)
# Louis Walsh has a new job as a panel beater
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 20:19, archived)
# Ooof
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 20:35, archived)
# Slap 'im good!
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 20:47, archived)
# If he's playing twister.....
His hand keeps missing the big blue spot....
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 20:54, archived)
# reet in the muncha
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 20:59, archived)
# Another B3ta anagram

Previously: Happy Toast
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 20:17, archived)
# Tomorrow I must stop procrastinating : )
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 20:37, archived)
# love the cake


im not fattist. she just lubbbbs the cake.

sooperdooper
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 19:55, archived)
# Cake Cake Cake :D
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 20:00, archived)
# Caek!!!
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 20:06, archived)
# woah!
that looks like me! and I do love cake
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 20:32, archived)
# I like cake too
Even ones that look like Benny Hill's hat.

zoomdoggle.com/wp-content/uploads/benny-hill-copy.jpg
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 21:04, archived)
# EAT
: D click
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Emancipation, eh? I see,
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 19:49, archived)
# more beards like this please
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 19:57, archived)
# "what's that you say?"
"someone has cum on this photo, dirty boy!"
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 20:05, archived)
[challenge entry] This one's also friends with clive sinclair.
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 20:24, archived)
# Yay! Archimedes!
Flippin' marvellous little machines.
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:30, archived)
# "Trust me, it's one of his best,
and a night at the theatre will do you good."
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 20:51, archived)
# The Lincoln squirrel has been assassinated.
We'll stay with this story all night if we have to.
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 20:53, archived)
[challenge entry] He was once the #1 squirrel in history..........................now look at him.
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 19:43, archived)
# Hahaha
Oh bless him.
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 19:55, archived)
# ^this :D
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 19:58, archived)
# He had a winkle like a bull,
no wonder he's shagged out.
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 20:51, archived)
# XD
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:38, archived)
# Moose B Gone
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:16, archived)
# :'(
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:38, archived)
# If Fox News is to be believed, maybe he'll pop over to Spain


Click for bigger (147 kb)


And I'm piss at drawing stuff and this is my first image post so be nice.
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 19:43, archived)
# Later, wankers :)
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 19:45, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 19:57, archived)
# It's not easy being green.
Have a pea.

(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 21:52, archived)
# mehh


not technically a toap, but close
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 19:30, archived)
# Watch im!!!!
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 19:30, archived)
# ahh, I never knew!
good advice about children AND daughters :p
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 19:33, archived)
# Depends how old his daughter is i spose
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 19:37, archived)
# Surely he'd be better off making ring donuts?
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 19:34, archived)
# Shudders to think what sort of filling they have...!!
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 19:43, archived)
# So that's not custard in those donuts then?
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 19:40, archived)
# WAGNER
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 19:31, archived)
# Some people...
Some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say
There is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of gods grey
Earth as that prince of foods... the muffin!

(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 19:38, archived)

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