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[challenge entry] Be nice, I know I'm shit and I dont need you to remind me
I know I'm shit and I dont need you to remind me
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 4:35, archived)
# oh god this is just offensive
my eyes , my eyes
(JoePesky, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 4:43, archived)
# Hahahaha
I recognise him...

(twattybanjo, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 7:50, archived)
# moonpig
(JoePesky, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 4:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Happy birthday to Him
Photobucket

and merry chrimbo to you all :)
(oursoul, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 3:23, archived)
# hahah WOO
and Merry Christmas to you too

(JoePesky, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 3:25, archived)
# Beautiful almost beyond belief.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 3:37, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 3:45, archived)
# superb
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:14, archived)
# No cause for Alarm!
(Fly Projector, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 2:41, archived)
# Hell yeah :D
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 2:43, archived)
# hahha
Like the original Joker
(JoePesky, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 2:43, archived)
# hahaha aww poor fella
alright fly??
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 2:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Ho Fucking Ho!

(Moravian1297 Nip, Nap........Shite!, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 2:34, archived)
# A whole megabyte of non-cache-ing goodness.
Duuuuuuuuuude.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 2:36, archived)
# Admirable accuracy there.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 2:36, archived)
# It's not that hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 2:44, archived)
# That's not how you get milk from a cow!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 2:48, archived)
# I never know quite what to make of this
www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Semen#Recycling
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 2:53, archived)
# he's watching Jacko in thriller
(JoePesky, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 2:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Frankie Boyle's Alternative Christmas Message


Click for bigger (33 kb)


My first post in years...is a TOAP...be kind!
(LOCK, STOCK and one tiny COCK Ex-seam-ingly Good Cakes, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 2:20, archived)
# .............................
frankie boyle is shit.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 2:26, archived)
# not
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 2:31, archived)
# Even got his live DVD
Just all jokes he'd tried out on Mock the Week, plus a bit of audience insulting. Utterly disappointing.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:06, archived)
# I really wanted to like this programme.
But, two episodes in, I don't. Bit of a shame, really. Wish it was, like, funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 2:31, archived)
# The nightrider one was funny
Edit: Jimmy Carr joke from his tour

How do you make a gay man have sex with a woman? Shit in her cunt
(JoePesky, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 2:37, archived)
# this is sooooo true
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 2:42, archived)
[challenge entry]
(JoePesky, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 1:59, archived)
# will a sod man do?
sod sodding
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 1:59, archived)
# Sodomy at Christmas
(JoePesky, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 2:01, archived)
# Cliff Richard's new single?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 2:32, archived)
# haha, classy
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 2:48, archived)
#
wow, interesting pic.
(skimskim3074, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 1:59, archived)
# Feel free to print it off and give it as a card to friends and family
(JoePesky, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 2:02, archived)
# ^ spamming cunt. see links
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 2:13, archived)
# I don't see how posting one link to a web site he doesn't own is exactly spamming.
 
sure, maybe it's not quite the kind of funny/interesting links that we'd prefer on the board, but we don't have a board for b3ta/knives.. YET
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 2:17, archived)
# Look let's just kill him now and ask questions later ok?
You make everything so complicated.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 3:54, archived)
# He may have of just Totached
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 2:21, archived)
# Oh boy, that was so funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 2:27, archived)
# I'd forgotten about him already.
 
THE MASTER OF ANONYMITY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 2:36, archived)
# Having looked at some of his posts, I'm going to say he's a sophisticated bot.
Hey yo skimskim, you a bot, man?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 2:33, archived)
# Wow, it's increasingly rare to stumble across a new word,
but 'thundercunt' is new for me.

Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 2:05, archived)
# But it smells much worse than it sounds
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 2:06, archived)
# As do we all.
And my voice is bloody horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 2:10, archived)
# I can't take all credit
I think I heard it in a blade film
EDIT : I think it was 'cock-juggling thundercunt' :)
(JoePesky, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 2:07, archived)
# How about chundercunt?
I've never heard that before, but you can claim it if you wish
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 2:08, archived)
# I like this
It's all yours though. I'll maybe use it next time I need to defeat a Chav with words ;)
(JoePesky, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 2:11, archived)
# I would bet that
sometime, somewhere a girl has awakened to find her cunt buried in chunder. Too many drunks attempt sex for that NOT to happen, eventually.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 2:15, archived)
# Especially if the girl in question has hygiene problems
"Fuck the sink, I'll use this bucket here, oh wait, that's not a buck......"
(JoePesky, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 2:19, archived)
# Twas in Blade Trinity
And remains to this day my favourite movie insult.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Shut up and pucker up
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 1:14, archived)
# pfff!
well, i'm off to bed.
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 1:17, archived)
# Must you?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 1:17, archived)
# yes, i'm shattered!
nighty night
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 1:19, archived)
# gurnite then
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 1:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Any chance this kid is blind?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 1:58, archived)
[challenge entry] It's like I just don't care.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 1:24, archived)
# Ahhh, pretty snow and stars and shit :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 2:34, archived)
# hahah
She's gonna motorboat that arse
(JoePesky, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 1:25, archived)
# shes leaning back to take a deep breath
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 1:27, archived)
#
A deep breath is neccessary.
(skimskim3074, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 2:00, archived)
# ahhhh the starfish on the christmas tree
 
KISS IT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 1:25, archived)
# This...
...should be FP for the next whole year!
(I helped save b3ta! UF0 I ignore ALL board nazis!, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Warmth.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 1:14, archived)
# A rare image by the sea tramp!
Needs more AIDS, pestilence, buggery and violence.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 1:19, archived)
# All of which are in this pic.
It just needs an educated eye.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 1:23, archived)
# The greeting inside the card could say
"The road they raped me on............"
(JoePesky, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 1:23, archived)
# How sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 1:27, archived)
# Especially if you are sending the card to the rapist
(JoePesky, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 1:34, archived)
# Awesome.
This is a lot like the actual Christmas cards I sent this year. Only they had glitter on as well.
(Meagrom, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 1:41, archived)
# OH BABY IT'S COLD OUTSIDE
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 1:54, archived)
# hahah
ace
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 1:59, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 2:02, archived)
# I feel a little bad for using a real lynching picture, but I had a few glasses of wine over lunch, so not all that bad
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 2:21, archived)
# I got flamed harshly for using a real lynching pic here once.
But it blew over. The fuckers I was attacking were far worse. So don't feel bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 2:28, archived)
# I recall a similar thing happening with Dekion, jolly japes
 
Southern trees bear a strange fruit
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 2:33, archived)
#
where's this??
(skimskim3074, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 2:01, archived)
#
OMG, a little wierd pic for sure.
(skimskim3074, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 2:02, archived)
# quite....
A typical English Xmas day scene
inside you're watching 'white christmas' while outside its 10 degrees and drizzling
(I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:34, archived)
# I so
want to buy a pack of these.
(A Nony Mouse, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:28, archived)
# Is there something I'm missing?
Or is it just a pleasant, moody picture?

Since it's on b3ta, I expect I should be able to find a hidden quo or something but I feel like I'm looking at one of those 'shit brix' pix that doesn't actually have anything odd in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 1:32, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 0:52, archived)
# fucking shitty turkeys
lamb ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 0:59, archived)
# 'nings Smash
Lamb, beef and turkey - a real vegetarian christmas :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 1:02, archived)
# 'nings
we're having the same! i'll just have a bit of the lamb, though, the other 2 are a bit tough for me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 1:05, archived)
[challenge entry] send this to your grandchildren
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 0:39, archived)
# hahahaha
eww *click*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 0:41, archived)
# Fuckin hell, hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 0:41, archived)
# I think Christmas time is what initially drew me to b3ta
...and this is a perfect example of the appeal
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 0:42, archived)
# violent anal reindeer sex is definitely appealing
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 0:44, archived)
# Rudolph the overly red arsed Reindeer
(JoePesky, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 0:42, archived)
# i have the urge to listen to "the night santa went crazy"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 0:43, archived)
# hahahaha
Subtly amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 0:44, archived)
# AND A BEASTLY NEW YEAR
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 1:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Tis the season, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 0:33, archived)
# i think he's got a bit stuck under his nail
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 0:39, archived)
# hahah
The Chiles-ape enjoys fingering the ape bum so much that he jizzes in his own face. It's inevitable!
(JoePesky, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 0:40, archived)
[challenge entry] hoes, hoes, hoes

not a real bum.

(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 0:16, archived)
# I detect a distinct lack of festiveness on the board tonight.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 0:29, archived)
# fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 0:37, archived)
# Yayy!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 0:40, archived)
# :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 0:41, archived)
# Being told to fuck off at xmas is always special.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 0:44, archived)
[challenge entry] ho fucking ho
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 0:14, archived)
# Just hangin' out with Satan
I mean Santa
(JoePesky, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 0:15, archived)
# i don't believe in either
but satan sounds much cooler
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 0:18, archived)
# Satan Claws
(JoePesky, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 0:21, archived)
# ooo, yes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 0:26, archived)
# that's the spirit!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 0:22, archived)
# esprit de corpse?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 0:26, archived)
# No, I said get a Christmas GOOSE!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 0:31, archived)
# pfff
either way, it's stuffed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 0:31, archived)
# *Tries to think of witty respose containing the words "well hung" and "gobble"*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 0:37, archived)
# not tonight, i've got a headache
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 0:39, archived)
# Here, have some rohyp.... I mean paracetamol.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 0:43, archived)
# it's ok, i've got my own supply
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 0:45, archived)
# One of those "modern women" eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 0:50, archived)
# that's me
modern and horny
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 0:51, archived)
[challenge entry] More Bond! Fewer cards! NO SPROUTS!


('night all!)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 0:08, archived)
# hahahahahahha
WOO

night
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 0:12, archived)
# The man with the golden guff
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 0:14, archived)
# this conjures an amusing image
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 0:23, archived)
# Pull my Goldfinger
(JoePesky, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 0:17, archived)
# little green thunderballs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 0:19, archived)
# sprouts are fab! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 0:34, archived)
# Down with sprouts
Down with sprouts. Sprouts OUT.
Down with sprouts. Sprouts OUT.
Down with sprouts. Sprouts OUT.
OUT OUT OUT.
(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:05, archived)
[challenge entry] send it to your mum
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 0:03, archived)
# oh, if only i had a printer
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 0:07, archived)
# send an "e-card"
it's definitely an appropriate substitution for a real card. definitely
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 0:09, archived)
# she doesn't know how to use a computer
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 0:10, archived)
# just describe it to her over the phone
she'll be pleased as punch
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 0:11, archived)
# nothing pleases that woman
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 0:15, archived)
# oh, if only I had your Mum
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 0:09, archived)
# haha
To you too spunky
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 0:12, archived)
# Did you work for the 2012 olympics graphic design team?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 0:13, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 0:18, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 0:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Compliments of The Most Unloved of Seasons from The Drax Corporation
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:30, archived)
# well, here's to us
*bites cork out of champagne bottle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:32, archived)
# *lasers at it*
Great reference!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:33, archived)
# Shplendid!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:37, archived)
# Doctor Goodhead I presume.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Stille Nacht..

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:28, archived)
# concentrated orange juice mmm


we are bad bad people.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:32, archived)
# We're the worst kind of people, but we tend to like kittens.
Go figure.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:35, archived)
#
Stille Nacht, Kristallnacht
Juden sind tot, alles in ordnung
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:44, archived)
# Heilige Scheiße!
Festlichste.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 0:00, archived)
[challenge entry] probably 30 years too late...
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:27, archived)
# fuck this christmas shite
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:28, archived)
# i'm completely indifferent
but its time off work :)
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:30, archived)
# i don't work
so i haven't even got that to look forward to
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:33, archived)
# I'm with you on this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:32, archived)
# i am not having a good day
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:33, archived)
# Chin-up, smash.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:38, archived)
# not that easy
found out today that the new year's eve ticket i reserved weeks ago has been sold to someone else and everywhere is now sold out.
also, the whole faily went out tonight for a banquet i couldn't eat. they were supposed to phone me after the meal to tell me which pub to meet them in as i'm on incoming calls. sat like a cunt for 2 hours, no fucker phoned.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:42, archived)
# I avoid my family like the plague - they're nowhere near as nice as the people I call friends.
I don't know the ins-and-outs of your own situation, but if they can treat you like that, then they're not worth a moment of your time.

Come to London.
We'll put a smile on that face..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:48, archived)
# this is why i'm spending the weekend getting pissed with my mates
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:50, archived)
# I'll drink to that..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:52, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:50, archived)
# mum just phoned to ask why i wasn't at the pub
i asked her which one of the 17 pubs in the area i was meant to be at, since no-one had bothered to phone me, then told her to fuck off and hung up.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:52, archived)
# If I had three hundred mile-long arms, I'd be hugging you, right now..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:55, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:58, archived)
# Weeeeeeeeehah!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 0:03, archived)
# hahaha
Very nicely done and a great film. Sums it up :).
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 0:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Happy sharkmas
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:25, archived)
# should have more comments.
clicked. :)
(Testicles just for you, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:37, archived)
# Agreed, this is ace!
*cluck*
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:11, archived)

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