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# the devil is in the detail
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 8:33, archived)
# Hahahahaha.
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:15, archived)
# I saw where it was going from the second frame..
But still had a chuckle.
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:42, archived)
[challenge entry] and a happy new year
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 6:19, archived)
# i liked the bit where he was a ginger
four sleeps til christmas!
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 7:16, archived)
# I like the way he's pissing on Jesus whilst shitting on Santa
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 8:21, archived)
# WOO YAY HOOPLA
FP THIS NOW NYOM NYOM NINGLES
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:11, archived)
# FP THIS NOW!
That's proper art up there.
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:23, archived)
# WOOT!
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:15, archived)
# I love my tablet.


Amusingly, a search for 'Dr Fahrquit' results in a googlewhack.
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 4:16, archived)
# *googles googlewhack
nicely tabletted that man
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 4:26, archived)
# Ta!
It's my unoffical birthday present. Not bad for $40 Aldi special.
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 4:38, archived)
# indeed
also great for erasing stuff from source pics
without the kerfuffle of other tools
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 5:24, archived)
# not anymore it doesn't.
now there's two results. the original one, and your post :)
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 8:06, archived)
# Bugger!
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 10:38, archived)
# lazy bird it should try harder
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 8:59, archived)
# Yeah, the feathered fuck.
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 10:38, archived)
# For the Empire!
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 2:59, archived)
#
His forehead is so great!!
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 3:01, archived)
# Are you Roy Walker?
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 3:09, archived)
# It's good but it's not right.
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 3:20, archived)
# haha
I never got that - if it's not right, then how on earth is it good? Pernicious nonsense.
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 3:32, archived)
# A certain philosopher solved that question some time ago.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEELHvGOg7o

(You fucking asked for this)
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 3:40, archived)
#
no
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 3:49, archived)
# And he cleans up pretty well too...

(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 3:03, archived)
# Hahaha.
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 3:07, archived)
# Chancellor Scowlron
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 3:08, archived)
# FUCK HEAD
FUCK FUCK
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 3:11, archived)
# Please may I have a mop?
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 3:12, archived)
# Hah, real klingons do not allow their minds to piss!
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 3:17, archived)
# FUCK HEAD
Arf!
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 3:11, archived)
# i see what you've done there
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 3:16, archived)
# And there was me thinking he couldn't get any better looking.
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 3:18, archived)
# HEAD FUCK
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 3:19, archived)
# Top photoshop work! So woo and yay for that...
But am I the only person on b3ta that just doesn't get all the Jonesy pics? I mean, the first 3 or 4 were kind of funny I guess.
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 8:13, archived)
#
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 2:29, archived)
# Haha
Thought that was meant to be Gregor fisher for a minute there.
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 2:37, archived)
# Fuck
I'd forgotten all about Rab. I used to love that show.
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 2:38, archived)
# Ditto. Meant baldy man though I loved that character too.
Haven't caught so much of the new rab.
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 2:41, archived)
# i heard you the first time
GAWD!
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 2:41, archived)
# Heres the grapes.. And here's the wrath!
/joins in
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 2:42, archived)
# It will get funnier, trust me.
Third or fourth repost, you'll be howling :)
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 2:46, archived)
#
Why does my stiff penis hurt when I bend it?
In: Men's Health, Sex [Edit categories]
[Improve]

It's probaly at erection and it does no want to go down because it's at erection.
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 2:58, archived)
#
eraction? interesting.
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 2:59, archived)
# anteresting
are you from jepan?
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 3:08, archived)
# He's a brave fucker on his days off!
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 1:14, archived)
# Nicely!
Looks like a cockpedo! (Portmanteau of cock and torpedo, ya manky fucks!)
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 1:19, archived)
# I saved the tokens from over 100 cereal boxes
when I was a kid and Kellogs finally sent me my very own cockpedo. I used to fill it with baking soda and play with it in the bath. Oh, how we laughed.
;)
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 1:24, archived)
# 'we' ?
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 1:44, archived)
# Me and my Grandma - we used to share a bath until she became incontinent.
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 2:05, archived)
# You can still have a bath abroad you know...
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 2:12, archived)
# How long did it take you to find out?
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 3:15, archived)
# "I've become incontinent. Time to get out of the bath!"
"Ok grandma, we'll try again tomorrow"
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 5:55, archived)
# Some cookies and then some milk in your tea-animen square
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 2:14, archived)
[challenge entry] The Christmas party at Downing Street...
... looks a little like this. 100% of fact*.

(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 0:48, archived)
# Needs more submission and lube from Clegg.
Otherwise, chuffing marvelous!
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 0:50, archived)
# hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahaahahahahahahahaha
woo :D
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 0:53, archived)
#
wow, interesting.
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 3:00, archived)
# Look at the pair of cunts go!
Talking of looking at cunts:


Fucking single again!
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 0:54, archived)
# Ha!
I watched series 3 of Monkey Dust and they have a reality show of people sitting on the toilet. The winner is then asked by the UN Security Council to mediate in a war...
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 0:56, archived)
# I was in a war.
A war of fists and love.
Oh dear. That makes it sound like a Mike Leigh film.

Or a filthy muck-film.
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 1:06, archived)
# Let's go for the latter.
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 1:22, archived)
# quite
not sure many b3tians would do too well in actual war...
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 2:13, archived)
# ...I'm not sure any b3tans'd do too well in a filthy muck film.
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 3:17, archived)
# Natural leading that.
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 0:54, archived)
# This works so well
:D
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 0:55, archived)
# Very nicely :)
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 1:11, archived)
# Wahey!
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 1:23, archived)
# Yay!
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 1:23, archived)
#
yay for sure!!
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 3:01, archived)
# Hehe
They're getting on rather well. Almost too well
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:30, archived)
# I have a graphics tablet for my unofficial birthday!


CDC as per the regulations on receipt of a new tablet.
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 0:44, archived)
# Yay!
Atttennnnn-SHUN!
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 0:45, archived)
# Ah, I see you know how to treat your privates....
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 0:48, archived)
# amazing :D
You did this on a tablet? You talented beast you !!! More of this :D
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 0:45, archived)
# Ta!
It's rather fun. Have to work more on straight lines, though...
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 0:48, archived)
# surely
there is a line tool? :d
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 0:53, archived)
# There is, but that would be cheating in a cartoon.
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 0:54, archived)
# Salute it?
Don't misfire.
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 0:47, archived)
# Slightly more than half-cocked.
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 0:48, archived)
# Glad he's firing blanks.
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 1:29, archived)
# Tablets are like magic!
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 0:53, archived)
# That is truly a beauty to behold.
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 0:53, archived)
# Admirable physics on the flop :)
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 1:18, archived)
# this is all in order
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:45, archived)
# It's after your beaver
Tap it on the head with a rubber hammer and it'll go away
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:57, archived)
# I got bored so I drew a dinosaur
Hosted by imgur.com
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 0:34, archived)
# Hello Trevor
you're going to die soon, but you're cute, so many will miss you.
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 2:02, archived)
# Trevor's adorable.
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 2:16, archived)
# my first image post


be kind, please.
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 0:11, archived)
# hahaha welcome to b3ta :D
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 0:17, archived)
# cheers :-)
i've been a long time lurker, finally done an image.
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 0:25, archived)
# cloaca
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 0:25, archived)
# This actually happened
I was there.
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 0:28, archived)
# a lot of the daily mail staff died that day
4 eva in r hrtz
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 0:39, archived)
# smooth.
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 0:49, archived)
#
vicious impression.
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 3:02, archived)
# Haha
About time ;D
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 0:28, archived)
# Vigo, the Carpathian cunt
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 23:18, archived)
# I remember him, he was a shit
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 23:26, archived)
# Virgo the carpet cunt.
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 23:28, archived)
# LOL!
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 23:34, archived)
# hahhahahahahaa
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 0:03, archived)
# I was going to ask . . . why the long forehead . . . but that would be redundant . . .
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 23:28, archived)
[challenge entry] oh my mum came into my room
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 23:15, archived)
# What;s wrong with elephants panties?....!!
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 23:21, archived)
# That's an odd spot for a whoopee cushion !
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 23:26, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 0:36, archived)
# Just a thought...
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 22:53, archived)
#
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 22:56, archived)
# You may be on to something
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 22:58, archived)
# That's the spirit!
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 23:02, archived)
# Jeremy Kyle in drawings
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 23:05, archived)
# >:(
no
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 23:06, archived)
# With that sort of thinking . . . it should have happened to you !
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 23:09, archived)
# Back of the net..!!
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 23:12, archived)
# Oh, terribly sorry. From behind you looked just like Gary.
:(
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 23:13, archived)
# New name?
*makes mental note*
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 23:15, archived)
# I'll change it again next week, just to REALLY confuse myself.
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 23:18, archived)
# Er...no.
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 23:18, archived)
#
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 0:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Happy Stinkin' Freemess !
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 22:51, archived)
# Fuck .. is that baby related to president Putin?.....!!!
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 22:56, archived)
# It might just be his nepoo !
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 22:58, archived)
# Niece thought.....!!
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 23:14, archived)
# Aunt nothin' to it . . .
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 23:23, archived)
# Shhhh....Mum's the word...!!
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 23:27, archived)
# OK . . . I'm saying uncle !
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 23:30, archived)
# Wise choice.... relatively speaking....!!
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 23:35, archived)
# Not sure I see that...
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 23:42, archived)
# Santa "nose" there's something amiss.
Also, the easter bunny softened him up earlier in the year.
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 22:59, archived)
# So nice of The EB to soften up his stool !
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 23:01, archived)
# he gets around a bit he does
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 23:21, archived)
# aahahahahah
If only you could make a real life GIF christmas card........
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 23:01, archived)
# I know what you mean . . . I've been thinking of ways to do CD covers too !
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 23:03, archived)
# My lingo isn't great, I now realise GIF can be still images too
I mean animated cards. My Idea is that everyone has one of those Digital picture frames and you simply send your card to that! Animated Christmas cards to the home ! Every 3 mins freebase appears ;)
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 23:14, archived)
# Hahah, I'm going to add a few freebases to mine,
see how long it takes for anyone to notice.
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 23:17, archived)
# sly a freebase in hahahaha
It's the difference between making and breaking Christmas hahah
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 23:20, archived)
# but animated CD covers would be better !
I missed the point there hehe
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 23:18, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahah
That's creepy. WOO
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 23:08, archived)
# Santa's got a mess on his hands !
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 23:10, archived)
# Charles nose.
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 23:12, archived)
# He doesn't nose any better . . .
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 23:17, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 23:17, archived)
# Sax Appeal
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 23:24, archived)
# Is that Glenn Beck?
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 0:59, archived)
# how rare!
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 23:17, archived)
# Right you are . . . only once a year !
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 23:25, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 22:09, archived)
# Kiss Kringle
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 22:11, archived)
# Hahaha.
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 22:15, archived)
# Rock n Roll all Xmas night!
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 22:15, archived)
# Crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy silent nights!
Very unsettling! Thanks!
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 22:15, archived)
# Haha
Brill.
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 22:17, archived)
# 8D
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 22:29, archived)
# That gives me teh fear.
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 22:33, archived)
# bare in mind that this is reaaaaly old
:D
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 22:38, archived)
# It's happened to us all.......
Walk out of subway..... first bite.... drops all the filling down our front...!!!
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 22:42, archived)
# Let's rock!
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 22:58, archived)
# Haha......Waits for Lord Kronos to post identishop.....
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 23:08, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 23:33, archived)
# Haha... that's the one...!!
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 23:38, archived)
# I was made for loving you baby... you were made for..........
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 22:40, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 22:40, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 22:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 22:05, archived)
# Arf
wtf is that on his head?
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 22:07, archived)
# a carrier bag.
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 22:11, archived)
# Handle it !
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 22:12, archived)
# Ben Grimm: The Wilderness Years.
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 22:30, archived)
# Ice T
Proper gangsta ;)
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 22:33, archived)
# Internet Cunt magazine really is a super spiffing read.
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 22:03, archived)
# I subscribe to Internet Cunt Magazine
and endorse this advert to the hilt
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 22:06, archived)
# Haha! Get back in your shed :)
Have a click.
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 22:07, archived)
# corrrrr
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 22:07, archived)
# That couple are trying to bare/bear with it !
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 22:08, archived)
# Ginger Centrefold!!!!!
Woo!
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 22:08, archived)
# Hahah:D
EditImage and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 22:10, archived)
# Hahahaha.
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 22:45, archived)
# Baby let me be......
Your lovin' Teddy Bear
Put a chain around my neck
and lead me anywhere
Oh let me be (oh let him be)
Your Teddy Bear.....
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 22:51, archived)
# Hahahaha. What a cunt!
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 22:10, archived)
# Wow! What a source!!
Is that you with our leader?
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 22:13, archived)
# Notice Assange in the shadows.
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 22:32, archived)
# Oh no!
It is the god of cr3ation
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 23:20, archived)
# is he related to Kenneth Williams?
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 23:02, archived)
# INTERNET CNUT
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 22:34, archived)
# Ouch..... look where the staple is...!!
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 22:43, archived)
# I bet he's got a steiff on
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 22:49, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 22:52, archived)
# For funnies I'm disappointed you didn't use burt reynolds.
But my eyes thank you.
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 22:50, archived)
# Mr. June likes long walks, romantic dinners & good company.
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 22:51, archived)
# And as the owner of a website gets none.
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 22:53, archived)
# But he gets the chicks, right?
*reconsiders role as potential owner of website*
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 23:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Remeber those on the Enterprise who are less fortunate than you at Christmas

(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 21:50, archived)
# I like this kind of thing, despite its apparent associations with 4chan.
*is afraid to post such images, himself*
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 22:33, archived)
# "It's worst than that...... he's in red Jim....."....!!!
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 22:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Happy Christmas From Santa Puss
... the evil mouse oppressor
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 21:31, archived)
# Marvellous as ever.



(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 21:32, archived)
# Pull and Tug can really pull and tug . . . you go Santa Puss !
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 21:36, archived)
# :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
all your posts should be instantly fp'd. We should get cr3 to code it.

WOO
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 21:36, archived)
# Hehe
Thanks very much!
I think I'd end up abusing that privilige though... start posting up pictures of poo or something
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 21:37, archived)
# Animated poo? :D
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 21:42, archived)
# Could be Animated
I'd not really given it much thought :)
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 21:47, archived)
# To be honest, it's probably not worth THAT much thought :)
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 22:01, archived)
# hahaha
i thought of that last night, what if someone re-directed their fp. Has anyone ever done that?
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 21:42, archived)
# Someone did change thier FP once i think


(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 21:46, archived)
#
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 21:48, archived)
# Grief so so good
Wonderful and lovely.
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 21:37, archived)
# yay :D
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 21:38, archived)
# Hehe, excellent.
Go on puddy cat. Show them meeces who's boss.
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 21:38, archived)
# Yeah!
It's made me ponder a sequel where the mice are being pulled by the cat
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 21:39, archived)
# Santa Claws?
Skills!
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 21:38, archived)
# I have cat name envy with a friend
She's called her cat Claude. I wish I'd thought of that
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 21:40, archived)
# Woo :DD
click click
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 21:39, archived)
# Hahaha! Fucking ACE!
Meanwhile, Santa's had a shave this year ...

(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 21:41, archived)
# Ah, An Active Follower of the "You're Only as Young as the Women you Feel" belief
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 21:44, archived)
# We used to have an oldie like that
years ago at Mirage in Windsor. A right old Raver/Raving perv, with a beard!
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 22:29, archived)
# Love the motion in this
:)
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 21:46, archived)
# That's not done very well is it.
In a bit of a rush was we?
CLICK 'N WOO!
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 21:55, archived)
# Hahaha, soooooperb!
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 21:56, archived)
# This is utter woo
:)
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 22:07, archived)
# Hyah! On, Donner! On, Blitzen!
EDIT: Apologies, I forgot to say woo.
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 22:27, archived)
# Hahaha... yay.....
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 22:46, archived)
# hehe
bloody marvellous
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 0:12, archived)
# yay!
this is all the lovely
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 0:51, archived)
# Classick!
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:21, archived)

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