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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 1:46, archived)

heheh

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 1:58, archived)

i'd rather that then this new german caffine shampoo that's being advertised.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 9:12, archived)

arse piss

piss on the tramp

(JoePesky, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 2:20, archived)

hahahaha

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 2:22, archived)

I fuck arses

I fuck arses? who fucks arses? maybe he fucks arses?

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arrangedletters, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 2:23, archived)

pfffft

I could take double what you can!

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 3:09, archived)

hehehe

have you tried the Terry's Chocolate Orange pieces with space dust in them?

sooo nice

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 5:10, archived)

(Was this Withnail and I? Vaguely recall watching it about a hundred years ago.)

(macroscian (1 like), Fri 18 Feb 2011, 7:54, archived)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 1:00, archived)

TJ: Anyone got a funny caption for this?

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 1:20, archived)

dad?

(JoePesky, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 1:23, archived)

Hahaha

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 1:24, archived)

It tries too hard to be funny, perhaps

(macroscian (1 like), Fri 18 Feb 2011, 1:31, archived)

heheh, that's the cuntiest threadjack I've seen in years.

Oh.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 2:14, archived)

This image sponsered by the al qaeda development fund

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arrangedletters, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 2:26, archived)

I say old chap

fancy a bum

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 7:43, archived)

At last: Eric Pickles Attitude shoot

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 8:44, archived)

Is the one on the left in Coldplay?

(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:01, archived)

There is a house in New Orleans...

(Testicles just for you, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 0:40, archived)

Oh yes.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 0:59, archived)

Oh little Al Roker

you cheeky scamp

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 1:07, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgCk3bnvO5Y

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 2:04, archived)

Hahahahahahaha

that's fucking insane. That's not a joke either is it, that's actually one of their songs?

Ok, apparently my wife knows this song, she's begging me not to play it after yesterday's session of YRHAVIN MAH BAY BEH. The muskrat song can't infect me though because I don't know it.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 2:12, archived)

yup.

the band 'America' had a version of it too. It was on their greatest hits album

EDIT: ha ha! You're unfamiliarity immunizes you this time :/

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 2:16, archived)

can you imagine the torture

the recording engineer was subjected to?

there was a pretty good parody

a comment posted on a Youtube of the America version:
For years I thought this song was a novelty or a joke. But the more I investigate and listen to the various versions including the original Willis Alan Ramsey version, the more obvious it is that this was a straight-faced, serious song.

This only confirms my suspicion that I was born in the wrong decade. The drugs they were on back then must have been some fucking potent shit if everyone's gourds were too scrambled to even consider rolling on the floor laughing when this song came on the radio

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tubaman, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 7:40, archived)

bindun?

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 0:25, archived)

hahahaha

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FIEND, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 0:28, archived)

hehehehe

Ha!

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 0:33, archived)

Whaaaat FUCKER said that?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 1:08, archived)

"how tall are you?..... I didn't know they stacked shit that high"

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FIEND, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 0:15, archived)

pffft! Click.

(Testicles just for you, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 0:26, archived)

Very clever

Have a *click*

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 1:12, archived)

I found this, I think it should win the compo...

(Testicles just for you, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 0:04, archived)

gah, spang!

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 0:18, archived)

Hahahah

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 0:50, archived)

HA HA HA!

This does make me smile.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 1:10, archived)

Apologies if this has already been done. I haven't visited since around 2008. Er, hi.

One of the lesser known Roger Hargreaves creations was Mr. Climbing Up the Walls, whose trick was to open up your skull.

(aeroplane, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:45, archived)

this gives me the fear

*readies flaming hammer*

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Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:54, archived)

I'm just a little excited

for the new album, but I can't unsee Mr. Tickle in the cover.

(aeroplane, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:57, archived)

Yeah I'm "a little excited"

In fact I would probably, given the choice, just skip tomorrow altogether and wake up on Saturday morning to my download.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 1:11, archived)

Holy Carp

Radiohead have released it a day early! I have to wait until I'm home to download it :/

(aeroplane, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:05, archived)

haha

superbly done

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FIEND, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 0:11, archived)

this would make a good t-shirt

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 0:28, archived)

This is great.

Thank fuck you didn't put in the sound fx, though

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 1:02, archived)

I WILL FUCKING END YOU

UNTO THE 1,000TH GENERATION OF YOUR KIN

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 1:09, archived)

But after that it's fine, yeah?

*EDIT* haha, I forgot all about the Radiohead record, I just thought it was some film I hadn't heard of.
The sound fx I was thinking of were the flutey 'tickling' noises in the Mr Tickle animated telly programme when Mr Tickle interferes with people.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 1:13, archived)

Yeah dude, after that we're cool.

Edit: haha what a relief! Generational persecution is hard work.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 1:14, archived)

Quite enjoying this

Bindun yet?

(bagpuss606, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:41, archived)

i wonder if it's possible for someone to do a mashup of the below shankshank scene with goatsee

www.adailyvitamin.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/shawshank_redemption_260.jpg

(hreqz, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:44, archived)

yes it is

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4Q just lurking, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:46, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:49, archived)

exactly!

(hreqz, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:54, archived)

haha

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FIEND, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 0:11, archived)

lets keep this thing going

(hreqz, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 0:22, archived)

fingers going the wrong way?

and it needs a gold ring...

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tubaman, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 7:50, archived)

"I wish I could tell you that Andy fought the good fight, and the Sisters let him be..."

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 0:16, archived)

What movie is this?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 8:44, archived)

Well I did my best...

(Fantasio, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:22, archived)

here I'm afraid

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:35, archived)

mmmmmm, sam.....

fuck it, i'm off to bed.
g'night all.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:36, archived)

Me too. Night!

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:37, archived)

^This

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:42, archived)

2 heads

better than one

(Vonpip http://www.thevpme.com, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:17, archived)

DEPLOY INVISIWANK!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:20, archived)

ARF!

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:21, archived)

Too much time travelling if you ask me...

(Testicles just for you, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:50, archived)

i must have missed that bit of the plot

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:51, archived)

Ciabatta To The Future!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:26, archived)

*giggles like a 7-year-old*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:27, archived)

seemless

also giggling

(cheebatv, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:57, archived)

I would

~~pay a LARGE amount of money to watch this.~~
Like to see this available on pirate bay.

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Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:57, archived)

BACK TO EAST ANGLIA

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:51, archived)

How dare you!

I'll get my brotherdad after you

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:54, archived)

he did do the nasty in the past-y

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:54, archived)

without the - that means something completely different...

a bad visit to Greggs.

(Testicles just for you, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:03, archived)

there's a sayer's not far from me

on the shutters, somebody's spraypainted "greggs is better".
makes me smile every time i see it :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:06, archived)

brings a different meaning to a meat feast

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:08, archived)

although a steak slice might be fun

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:09, archived)

As a previous resident of St Helens

I always used to prefer 'Pimlets Pies'

(Testicles just for you, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:10, archived)

we don't have those on the outskirts

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:13, archived)

This was for valentines day.

Not been on here since then.
Lots of love to you all.

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magictoast, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:47, archived)

0_0

soooooooo shiny.......

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:49, archived)

Love, they tell me, is

all shiny. There's something to look forward to...

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magictoast, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:00, archived)

it had better be

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:01, archived)

I love that tilt shiFt technique

it really does make things look like models.

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arrangedletters, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:24, archived)

Great bargains at Honest Malcolm's Car Emporium...

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:22, archived)

why do i wish this was real?

there must be something deeply flawed about my character

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:23, archived)

no I hate Mercedes as well

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:40, archived)

hehheh

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:44, archived)

Oww

But old Mercedes with stacked headlights are so prettiful

(littlelise - domestically challenged, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:47, archived)

It was fucking annoyingly cheerful and upbeat.

BAH HUMBUG

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:47, archived)

anybody who calls their kid Truly Scrumptious

is either a paedo or a total wackjob

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:49, archived)

i'm pretty sure it was a work of fiction

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:50, archived)

yes, but even so

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:53, archived)

by a paedo or a whackjob

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:58, archived)

"Moon Unit", on the other hand ...

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:52, archived)

zappa can be forgiven

he was off his tits most of the time

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:54, archived)

What a chit car

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:46, archived)

Prizes for guessing the red car on top of the merc...

I have no idea... hmmmm

(Testicles just for you, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:51, archived)

i think it's a bmw

but i'm going to hedge that bet by mentioning lancia

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:53, archived)

good detective work,

I'm guessing BMW 3 series from 1990's, ala 318.

(Testicles just for you, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:00, archived)

i thought for a second

it was the general lee

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:02, archived)

don't start up with your white zone shit again.

Click for bigger (317 kb)

I just want to tell you good luck. We're all counting on you

(champagnerocker, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:14, archived)

yeah!!

I like this a lot

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:16, archived)

we all know what this image is really about don't we

you want me to have an abortion.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:37, archived)

Tastes like ashes, but still better than Gordon Brown Sauce...

Click for bigger (274 kb)

(FatherChed, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:03, archived)

daddy or chips?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:04, archived)

i'm still boking at the idea of gordon brown's sauce :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:05, archived)

I was in Greece once and a cafe had a sign saying...

,,ask for Samas's special sauce

(Samas had hairy palms)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:08, archived)

eeeeeeeeeeeee

and indeed wwwwwwwwwwwwww

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:11, archived)

I did btw

nom nom

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:11, archived)

i feel ill now

i hope you're happy

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:12, archived)

yeh!!

never thought I would achieve that

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:22, archived)

pfff

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:22, archived)

hahaha sauce

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:11, archived)

Chips

served on daddy. :S

(FatherChed, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:09, archived)

you'll fit right in here

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:11, archived)

^this^

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:12, archived)

you're an ideas man..you're hired

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:12, archived)

For some reason I'll probably have dreams of

Alan Sugar tonight due to reading this...

(FatherChed, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:47, archived)

naked and thrusting

sweet dreams

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:53, archived)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:55, archived)

how about a pint of Jodie Foster's?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:05, archived)

Dam it, I can't think of any more. You win this time mictoboy! ;)

(FatherChed, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:12, archived)

*wink and the gun*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:13, archived)

haha

welcome

leave ye not!!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:06, archived)

Thanks

*pulls up a chair* :D

(FatherChed, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:14, archived)

sit thee down

and enjoy the ride

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:18, archived)

Levi Roots eat your heart out

(JoePesky, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:07, archived)

Racist!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:09, archived)

Haha, top notch :D

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:10, archived)

CHIP GHOST!

(Testicles just for you, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:10, archived)

Why did that take me so long to notice?

Hahaha :D

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:12, archived)

That actually

made me 'lol'. Result! ;)

(FatherChed, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:15, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:15, archived)

Fosters tastes like Ashes? Is this some kind of Aussie cricket thing? ;)

Hello and welcome

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:15, archived)

Urgh

I actually did consider 'shopping the Fosters logo off the glass. Still, at least the logo means we know it isn't a glass of piss... Oh, hang on! ;)

(FatherChed, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:19, archived)

Good stuff with the piss-weak lager disliking.

A man/woman after my own heart.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:22, archived)

How did you know

I have both sex organs?! *adjusts left testicle lip*

(FatherChed, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:25, archived)

b3ta.com/board/10340184
Thank God! Decent new people

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:32, archived)

Hahaha!

Best of all the sauces; I would buy that instantly

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:18, archived)

nice one

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:42, archived)

JAMES BROWN IS DEAD

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:53, archived)

TOO SOON

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 23:03, archived)

(Testicles just for you, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:57, archived)

FISH FOR DINNER AGAIN. FUCK.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:59, archived)

Shark meat can hardly be called fish.

Fuck, shark meat sounds amazing.
Fuck shark meat, sounds amazing.
Fuck-shark meat sounds amazing.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:01, archived)

FISH HAM FOR DINNER AGAIN.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:02, archived)

NOMNOMNOM

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:09, archived)

shark is pretty tasty :)

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arrangedletters, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:05, archived)

this is sad

as that is quite clearly an endangered whale shark :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:00, archived)

No it's just that Jaws was big...

an obese shark because he was American.

(Testicles just for you, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:06, archived)

the bottom one is still a whale shark, though

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:08, archived)

Was a whale shark... :(

(Testicles just for you, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:11, archived)

sadtiems

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:12, archived)

that cake looks jummy

save me a slice

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:00, archived)

In ~~Soviet Russia~~ Japan, you eats shark!

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:00, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:03, archived)

and they lived happily ever after...................

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:54, archived)

Awesome film.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:55, archived)

yep. one of me favs

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:56, archived)

Oh Yes

Wholeheartedly agree

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smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:16, archived)

Haha!

I woke up early on the weekend with the hangover from hell.
This was on tv. Felt much better after.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:56, archived)

"Nobody's perfect"

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:57, archived)

meant....

to put that in the title then forgot,

Brilliant last line to a film. Ta for the reminder

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:00, archived)

quick and meh

Click for bigger (317 kb)

(champagnerocker, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:47, archived)

this child has big tits i would like to put my erect penis between her cunt and splooge like scroowge mcfuck

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:52, archived)

Oh NO!

(tedster, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:33, archived)

never did like the little fucker

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:37, archived)

GET FUCKED, YOU TWISTED, FAT, PSYCHOTIC, CRATER-FACED FUCKING OOMPA LOOMPA!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:50, archived)

LEAVE SMASH MONKEY ALONE!

Oh, I see. As you were.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:52, archived)

just venting :/

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:53, archived)

Who you calling crater faced?

(tedster, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:56, archived)

somebody not likely to ever be on here

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:59, archived)

Beee good! :(

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:02, archived)

it's either vent or kill the cunt

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:03, archived)

Good Lad

5 years on and I still don't know what the fuck is going on in this place.

(tedster, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:02, archived)

i know what you mean

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:05, archived)

didn't he go home?

I'd have thought his mum would've given him a nice plate of mince n tatties

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:38, archived)

nah

The ship had a malfunction and made E.T crash back to earth.

(tedster, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:42, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:01, archived)

hahaha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:06, archived)

Hahahaha

Nice one!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:13, archived)

old fp..but it's nice to dust it off :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:17, archived)

E.T. you're so

vivisected

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:53, archived)

Highly stimulating ladyland

Bit naughty, mods?

(bagpuss606, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:26, archived)

Bazooms!

(best to link it, methinks)

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Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:28, archived)

Boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs

(JoePesky, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:32, archived)

norks!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:38, archived)

Crikey, tits!

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:49, archived)

Sorry, "Cracking tits!"

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:49, archived)

Gromit.

Gromit.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:51, archived)

no, i'm pretty sure they're tits

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:54, archived)

If you say so

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:57, archived)

it's hard to imagine how this could possibly be more wrong

so i'll stop trying

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:02, archived)

Wrong?

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:11, archived)

gromit with tits is just a bit......

.......manky....

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:14, archived)

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