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# Yesterday i posted a pic of Tweedledum and Tweedledee.
I made an animation of it too if anyone wants to see it :D




more crap on my blog
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:32, archived)
# Tweedle Woo!
hello internet. Long time no see
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:37, archived)
# heheh
thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:38, archived)
# I love this style Rev :)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:48, archived)
# thank you
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:51, archived)
# :D
'ning Rev.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:29, archived)
# delightful
:)
(randomscally, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:10, archived)
# not really a bad guy
just a man pushed over the edge
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:10, archived)
# Psst
"nonsense"
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:11, archived)
# oh buggery
edit: fixed, cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:11, archived)
# Phil Collins?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:14, archived)
# haha
needs more baseball hat
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:40, archived)
# Ace
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:17, archived)
# hahaha
bloody brilliant!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:29, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Though I was expecting Kevin Kline to appear

"Don't call me stupid"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:59, archived)
# hehehehe
proper lols.
(randomscally, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:39, archived)
[challenge entry]

happy friday everyone
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 8:55, archived)
# this has cheered me up
and i think this is my 200th post on board which has cheered me up more.
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:10, archived)
# And I make it 455 minutes to beer o'clock!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Fuck. I dreamed this up last night and today Japan has been destroyed. My God! What have I done!

Coronation Street is a sitcom right?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 8:54, archived)
# Your Godzilla pic seems to have absorbed the previous one.
Monster, monster!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:04, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:12, archived)
# There was another godzilla post here earlier
Been deleted
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:19, archived)
# There was a similar pic of Godzilla posted in this slot.
It vanished, only to be replaced by yours.
Someone called scaryduck posted it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:19, archived)
# ah....
hadn't seen that.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:31, archived)
# godzilla
givie it a few hours and all the posts will be absorbed by it been a godzilla
 
Also: morning!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:26, archived)
# g'ninglings
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:40, archived)
# Hola, Drim.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:53, archived)
# I've just seen the aerial footage of the debris wave swamping a small village over on the BBC news frontpage
I know I'm taking a CEO's chair in the "Dept of the bleeding obvious" by saying this but fuuuucckkkk. Not nice to see at all. The panicking people in cars driving down roads straight into the path of it probably being the worst part :(
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:07, archived)
# yeah, that is some pretty unbelievable footage
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:09, archived)
# the wave is actually 3 times higher than some of the Pacific islands it is due to hit :O
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:12, archived)
# :S
oh dear
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:37, archived)
# Your idea will theme i expect...
(FAQ, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:38, archived)
# but that's just it!
I really did just dream up Godzilla/Coronation street. I didn't know about Japan.

*Feels bad**

*I'm over it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:42, archived)
# at least it wasn't godzilla attacking tokyo
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:50, archived)
# its not your fault
you weren't to know that your entry would cause death and misery in japan.
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:18, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:20, archived)
[challenge entry]


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(grotpig, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 8:14, archived)
# Dead Snow FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 8:16, archived)
# ^ This
Absolutely loved it
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:03, archived)
# this deserves a click
not sayin' which button
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 8:26, archived)
# I was watching the news and I felt a disturbance in the B3ta force
Like a thread cried out in pain and then was suddenly deleted
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 8:50, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 8:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Wrong way around, i know....

...and bindun prob? Anyway, ning y'all.
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 7:31, archived)
[challenge entry] No country for old vicars
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 7:32, archived)
# Stop being so damn good
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 7:54, archived)
# Happy Birthday Arold!


* Is smoking a pipe allowed on b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 6:55, archived)
# Ning Wobbly
it depends what is in the pipe
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 7:19, archived)
# Peace...
That's what's in todays pipe...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 7:43, archived)
# Then no you cannot have that pipe
No peace on Fridays it's the rules
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 7:53, archived)
[challenge entry] I saw my baby crying hard as babe could cry
Photobucket
(CaptainMaak, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 6:29, archived)
# Huh huh....
Bowie.....deliveries....'package'.....
(I helped save b3ta! industrial_bunny, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(1.618..., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 1:48, archived)
# heheh
Good one.

Am I the only one feeling a lack of humus in most of this compo entries? Most of the entries looks like "obvious baddie shopped over a not so obvious TV series add". Not even exploring gags, original plot or characters, not even making it utterly nonsense.

/rant

This is not the case here, o'course. And of a few I've seen so far.

May be the case of my own entries, though :^P
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 3:02, archived)
[challenge entry] a bit like this you mean?
Photobucket

edit: bugger, i didn't realise it was supposed to be a sitcom
ah well, got a better idea now
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 4:14, archived)
[challenge entry] meh!
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 5:28, archived)
# I was just working on that one
He did shoot first!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 6:57, archived)
# "Damnit Sam, I said I wanted a shot of whisky!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 8:09, archived)
# ;)
i was going to put han solo in too, but i'm far too lazy for that
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:19, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhh
From the episode "Ice Queen"

Good play sir, have a click, if only for the usage of a highly underrated sitcom!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 8:42, archived)
# I'll second that...
Can't beat a can of Blue Rat......
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Crass but obligatory


Oh wait it said FILM baddies. Never mind.
(thatguyjoe, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 1:39, archived)
# can i read you a bed time story?


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(ber, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:37, archived)
# can you fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:38, archived)
# Situation now made a whole lot worse ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:42, archived)
# heheheh
if i'm having nightmares, so are you.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:44, archived)
# yes
yes i can
(ber, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:43, archived)
# good to know.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:44, archived)
# Noooo! Don't engage the zombie-rabbit-president in conversation!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:46, archived)
# i'm having a donnie darko flashback
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:47, archived)
# Listen you. I'll have you know that Zombie Lincon speaks a lot of sence, right.
His carrot flavour BRAAAAAINS policy is utterly ground breaking, and I won't hare a word against him.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:49, archived)
# you still trying to offload that truck of dodgy brains?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:56, archived)
# It's not my fault Frankenrabbit Inc. went bankrupt in the recession :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:58, archived)
# no, of course not!
bugger it, time for bed.
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:59, archived)
# Only if you tuck me in nicely you pink eared fuck...
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:40, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:42, archived)
# Natty tie, Abe.
EDIT: Also - www.youtube.com/watch?v=X58RPS665V0
And soon to be a film..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:42, archived)
# i likey
(ber, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:00, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:05, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:32, archived)
# Desmond will vajazzle him
(JoePesky, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:37, archived)
# Thread vampire!
Do not pass 'Go', do not collect one million dollars.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:38, archived)
# hahaha
I remember seeing the BAFTA ceremony (hey, we had better drugs in those days, alright?) when they gave Steven Spielberg an award for Schindler's List.
The cameras cut, oddly randomly, to the bloke who played Porkpie in Desmond's, smiling and applauding politely.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Just hurry the fuck up!
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:13, archived)
# i bet he's looking for steep hills
and bathtubs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:14, archived)
# every episode
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:34, archived)
# laziest scriptwriters ever
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:35, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:40, archived)
# nora batty's tights
someone gets thrown out
someone brakes down
funny vegetable
crumpet


every fucking week for 37 yr
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:40, archived)
# not to mention
the idiotic elderly lovebirds being discovered behind a bush
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:43, archived)
# Hahaha.
Also

Sitting on a hillside at the end credits

and

The tall annoying one stuttering every other word for effect
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:44, archived)
# ^ a very emphatic "this"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:44, archived)
# Plus a slow, yet out-of-control vehicle (like a bath with wheels or something) trundling down a hill.
Roughly 0.9 of those per episode.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:45, archived)
# heh. sad but true.
i'd love to watch peter sallis have an epic fistfight/gunfight with Death. though he'd probably just challenge it to chess or some such.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:17, archived)
# cracking scythe, gromit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:18, archived)
# =D
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:23, archived)
#
scythe tits
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:25, archived)
# You fucking filthy furry.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:26, archived)
# i can't take all the credit
this new bra is fantastic ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:29, archived)
# You're really rather close to 50k posts.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:36, archived)
# i know
i intend to sort that tomorrow night.
alcohol will be involved and my new bra may well feature.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:38, archived)
# [Tits!]
..... ..\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:42, archived)
# if you're lucky ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:45, archived)
# *gazzes over more alcohol*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:47, archived)
# heheheheh
won't need any more, hen meeting tomorrow night at the chief bridesmaid's house. there will be booze aplenty.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:49, archived)
# Gotta catch 'em all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:22, archived)
# sings
'Stupid Deaths ...'
(I helped save b3ta! kHiTe Post-Punk Retro Child: Indier and Gother than Thou, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:25, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:27, archived)
# I think it was this programme that made school on Monday morning seem even worse
(JoePesky, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:45, archived)
# The only thing I'll give the show was...
it gave Peter Sallis as the voice of wallace...
(Testicles just for you, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:46, archived)
[challenge entry] kwikendurtee


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(SarcasticBarSteward wants to be good at Photoshop when he grows up, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:02, archived)
# Your mother knits socks in Hull.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:16, archived)
# Your mother sells cakes in Hull.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 4:42, archived)
# hahaahahahaa
good shopping *click*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:16, archived)
[challenge entry] first attempt in years...
(fannyface, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:02, archived)
# hahahahaha
(JoePesky, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:04, archived)
# hahaha
me Likey
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:12, archived)
# Superb! Click!
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:14, archived)
# (Sn)arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:17, archived)
[challenge entry] The missing link!
(King Klimson This is my bored sig., Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:01, archived)
# 8)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:19, archived)
# If only...!
... if only.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:25, archived)

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